Monday, March 2, 2009
NOSE JOB FOR THESE NIGERIANS?
In a Mister Nose contest in Nigeria, which of these three men will come up tops and go home with the coveted trophy? Clockwise from left to right, Nigeria's Vice president Jonathan Goodluck, Peoples Democratic Party's chairman Vincent Ogbulafor and the Bank Executive Jim Ovia? Each of them is rather very richly endowed with prominent breathing apparatus - N O S E! Look masculine or just another African feature which does not far remove them from their chronological ancestors, the chimpanzees? Were these men simpletons, they would have considered a nose reduction cosmetic surgery; but no, each has achieved a milestone in his respective calling and would rather that speak to his "handsomeness" rather than the singer, Michael Jackson's approach? Icheoku says, however, any of these men would qualify for the trophy and emerge as the Mister Nose of Nigeria!
TYRA BANKS, A LOOK-ALIKE OR WHAT?
This picture of a Tyra Bank's possible look-alike appeared with a story titled "Sleeping with my friend's husband has rendered me homeless", in a Nigerian publication, "Lagos Weekend" of February 27 through March 1 2009.
Icheoku queries, is this our Tyra Banks or someone that looks very much like her? If your guess is that this is a Tyra Bank's clone, then the two ladies need to meet each other; and such a meeting will be a roof-popper, chart-buster in the Tyra Bank's TV show? If on the converse it is a real picture of Tyra Banks, then Icheoku says, what a downer or mood-scorcher our ever amiable TB is in! Or was it just a painting of her?
Once again, be reminded that Icheoku culled the picture from a Nigeria publication, "Lagos Weekend" of February 27 - March 1 2009.
Icheoku queries, is this our Tyra Banks or someone that looks very much like her? If your guess is that this is a Tyra Bank's clone, then the two ladies need to meet each other; and such a meeting will be a roof-popper, chart-buster in the Tyra Bank's TV show? If on the converse it is a real picture of Tyra Banks, then Icheoku says, what a downer or mood-scorcher our ever amiable TB is in! Or was it just a painting of her?
Once again, be reminded that Icheoku culled the picture from a Nigeria publication, "Lagos Weekend" of February 27 - March 1 2009.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
JACK STRAW, 419 "RE-BRANDING" NIGERIA?

According to sources, some Nigerian 419 criminal fraudsters sent out several hundreds of e-mails in the name of the Justice Secretary, asking for some money. The e-mails claimed Jack Straw had lost his wallet while on a charity-work mission in Africa and needed just $3,500 US dollars to enable him get back to London. The message read, "I would like you to assist me with a soft loan urgently to settle my hotel bills and get myself back home ". Such messages headed the Right Hon Jack Straw MP were sent to several council bosses, government chiefs as well as other British citizens. Secretary Straw confirmed that such e-mails were sent to a "significant number of people" in his address book but he said there were no security issues as it was his Blackburn e-mail address rather than his ministerial account that was compromised. According to him, "I started getting phone calls from various constituents asking if I was really in Nigeria needing 3,000 dollars. It was an issue for constituents, not the government". Icheoku says, whoever falls victim to such idiocy is an imbecile, knowing that there are channels for the Justice Secretary to re-coupe, assuming he is stranded while on foreign mission, other than letter for help to the British public. What is the British embassy in Nigeria or the Office of Foreign Relations in London doing, when a mere phone call or personal visit would have solved whatever financial difficulty the alleged loss of a wallet could have brought upon the Secretary? More-so, such a high State official does not personally pay for his affairs while on official state matters and the whole scam would have been disregarded but in order to throw additional searchlight on Nigeria's effort at re-branding? Even the Secretary acknowledged the stupidity of the emails, when he said "But I think it was so obviously ridiculous that I could go off trekking in Africa and I would lose my wallet." Icheoku says, these Nigerian criminal 419 operators should at least research their ploys better, to know that an official of state such as the British Justice Secretary has avenues of recouping a loss rather than an open letter to the British public. What a hydra-headed dumb and dumber these Nigerian 419 criminals are? With so many such similarly situated Nigerians still out there to prey on unsuspecting victims, Dora Akunyili has a very steep hill to climb with this her re-branding of Nigeria effort!
YOUR SUNDAY WITH PROPHET MKO TIBETAN!

Saturday, February 28, 2009
RUKUNDO, A GENOCIDAL-CATHOLIC PRIEST, SENT TO PRISON!
A blood-thirsty killer in cassock, who revolted against the Lord's instruction to be "your brother's keeper", and instead became "your brother's killer", was sent to prison for 25 long years. When he dies, he will again be sentenced by our Lord to Hell in perpetuity, for the sins of hate, murder and genocide which he perpetrated against God's children in Rwanda! Behold the murderer, Emmanuel Rukundo, pictured here above; and he is a Catholic priest? This mongrel, a Hutu, was a former army chaplain and took part in the abduction and killing of Tutsis, who had sought refuge at a seminary under his episcopal command? It will be recalled that over 800,000 Tutsis and moderate Hutus were slaughtered within one hundred days, during the 1994 genocide in Rwanda; in which this blood-sucker, participated in. This sub-human specimen was also convicted for sexual assault, kidnapping and attempted rape of a young Tutsi woman!


Thursday, February 26, 2009
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME, FAN INCURS A $27,000+ BILL?

According to the reports, on November 2, 2008, one Wayne Burdick, was aboard a cruise ship in Miami waiting to depart on his scheduled Caribbean cruise. While still docked at the port, he set up his laptop and wireless card and accessed his Slingbox device which allowed him to watch a Chicago Bears game via an Internet connection. When the game was over, Burdick closed his computer and continued on his cruise; only to return home to find a bill from AT&T charging him over $27,000 for the three hours of Internet usage.
AT&T had
charged Brudick the international rate for the Internet/television access at two cents per kilobyte, which totalled $27,788.93 for the time spent watching the game! Burdick pled his case to AT&T, saying he was still at the port and not in roaming territory. After speaking with nearly a half-dozen people at the company, he managed to get the bill down to $6,000; after providing evidential documentation that he was still technically in Miami at the time he used his wireless card.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
LOUIS OBYO OBYO NELSON, PhD AND DIABETES CURE?

Icheoku also learnt that GDP Ayurvedic Univer-s


Unfortunately Nigeria has not learnt how to effectively represent her citizenry's interest in world affairs; that at the signing ceremony on February 3, 2009, it sent just a junior minister of health Dr. Aliyu Idi Hong to represent her government? Even the Senate President David Mark had to send a mere representative, the Vice-Chairman of the Senate Committee on Health, Senator Gyang Dantong to attend the signing ceremony? Icheoku wonders, does Nigeria really know the potential of what is at stake here? A potential cure for one of the killer-diseases which has plagued the world, defied western research and medicine; with the only known palliative being a daily needle-poking of the body to deliver a dose of insulin, and which afflicts over 180 million people world-wide? Does Nigeria realize that this drug has the potential to give her oil-revenue a run for its money, if properly managed? Ask Pfizer about their golden goose, Viagra! Instead of throwing the full weight and might of the Federal government, Nigeria is treating this discovery in a cavalier manner with which so many uplifting events has been met with since independence? Why couldn't the Minister of Health be there at the signing ceremony? A country really serious, would have sent even the vice president, himself a medical doctor, to this signing agreement, to project full support of the government.
The other good news here is that this PhD in chemistry, have obtained a US patent No. 6,531,461 B1 of March 11, 2003 for his finding. Icheoku asks, were there patent lawyers engaged by this scientist to adequately tie the parties' hands to ensure adequate future returns on his finding? How much involved is the Nigerian government and particularly Akwa Ibom government which financed the research? Icheoku believes that they were properly provided for in future returns on the findings too? Our effort is to ensure that this scientist is properly rewarded and not be short-changed on a finding whose potential is indeterminate. Also all future references to this chemist should incorporate his full names, and not just the present "Louis Nelson"which sounds "alien" and "foreign" and which does not properly identify him with his indigenous Nigerian names! Nigeria, please stand up in a thundering ovation for the great scientist, Louis Obyo Obyo Nelson, Ph.D; who has brought to Nigeria, a bountiful of good tidings with his discovery. Icheoku prays that before too long, his discovery will start to put smiles on millions of diabetics all over the world. Once again, Congratulations Louis Obyo Obyo Nelson, PhD!
Louis Obyo Obyo Nelson, PhD can be contacted via his Email: mailto:?@yahoo.com
To find out more about the other party with interest, click:- American Academy of Ayurvedic Medicine, Inc. (AAAM).... Founding ...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ADDRESSES CONGRESS!
It is energy! It is education! It is health-care! With these three cardinal policy-trusts in focus, United States of America President Barack H. Obama vows to lead the country out of its inherited and persisting economic down-turn.
The President vowed to vigorously lead the effort to get the United States of America out of the crushing recession and into a lofty and hopeful future. In his words, "Tonight I want every Americans to know this: We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before."
Continuing, President Barack H. Obama said, "The only way this century will be another American century is if we confront at last the price of our dependence on oil and the high cost of health care, the schools that aren't preparing our children and the mountain of debt they stand to inherit, that is our responsibility."
Icheoku says, good-luck Mr. President as you navigate through the molasses of the present economic quagmire, which your predecessor left for you! God's speed!

For the full and complete detail of President Barack Obama's address, click the two links, below:-
To watch the full video of the President's address, click:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MVtE7C-YVc
To read the complete text of the President's address, click:- Text: Obama's address to Congress - International Herald Tribune
For the Republican Party's response to the President's address, click:- Transcript of Gov. Jindal's GOP response to Obama speech - CNN.com
Monday, February 23, 2009
AS 2011 LOOMS, NIGERIAN POLITICIANS PREPARE FOR WAR!




It is an open-secret that some government officials and politicians have started preparing for war; and are now placing orders for weaponry including armoured-vehicles in preparation for the violence which they plan to unleash on Nigerians during 2011 election? Such armoured vehicles being ordered for the 2011 elections are of multiple-capabilities, - they can stop bullets as well as withstand IEDs! Who still doubts that Nigeria is a failed state, and now ranks with Iraq, Afghanistan and Somalia? How can preparation for a change of government be tantamount to preparation for war? Only in Nigeria, the land of all possibilities!

Sunday, February 22, 2009
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE'S OSCAR NIGHT!


The film, an adaptation of Vikas Swarip's novel Q&A was written by Simon Beaufoy. It is about optimism and the power of hope; the two things one really needs to have in this world. It is said that if you have those two things, you have everything. Icheoku says, congratulations to the team of Slumdog Millionaire, for the feat of February 22, 2009! For the rest of the winners, click: 2009 Academy Awards: The Show, The Winners
SHEHU OF BORNU, ANOTHER ONE DIES IN A FOREIGN HOSPITAL!

YOUR SUNDAY, WITH PROPHET MKO TIBETAN!

Therefore brethren in Christ go back to God because you can not do it alone. When Pharaoh and his people observed the growth of the Israelites, he view for the support of his helmsmen to reduce the population of Israel Exodus 1:13-22. Also in 1 King 18:10, the Lord picked up Elijah to appoint Elisha who put aside the canal work to join Elijah, Acts 13:1-3, where the first recruitment was made when Barnabas was chosen, people call themselves into the vine-yard to give false doctrine and convert church fund.
Even in Nigeria, America and the world at large, there is no dignity in the job again but the Lord knows whom he employed because they want to do it alone. Acts 1:12-23. In John 15:5 the bible said when the Holy Spirit shall come, it shall comfort us but when it come he also said emphatically that without me you can do it nothing. Amos3:3, Eccl.4:9-12, Genesis37, 1Sam.17:45-50, if David could stand before Goliath, the Lord was with him; so who or what is the Goliath of your life that you believe cannot fall, if you attack it with the name of God? In verse 46 he says “the Lord will deliver thee into my hand and that I will smite thee”! Until next Sunday, churn these words and God keep and protect you, in Jesus name, Amen!
Saturday, February 21, 2009
MUGABE, LOOKING DANDY AT 85?

EZE-IGBO, ILOMUANYA'S COUNCIL OF RULERS GOT IT WRONG?

Friday, February 20, 2009
SOCKS, THE FIRST CAT PASSES ON!

Socks adopted parent, Betty Currie, former Bill Clinton's personal secretary confirmed the death today in Hollywood, Maryland, USA.
According to a statement released by the Clintons on the death of the former First Cat, "Socks brought much happiness to Chelsea and us over the years, and enjoyment to kids and cat lovers everywhere. We're grateful for those memories, and we especially want to thank our good friend, Betty Currie, for taking such loving care of Socks for so many years."
Socks was fondly called the tuxedo cat, a derivative from his mostly black with white down the front and belly and on his feet, suggestive of a fashionable dandy in a black evening jacket with a white shirt peeping out?
While alive, Socks enjoyed sun-bathing and his most favorite food of choice was chicken dinners. He had no apparent survivors as he was, most likely was spayed. Icheoku says, sleep on Mr. First Cat!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
SUICIDE, IN A CATHEDRAL!
A faithful "parishioner" tired of living in the global economic meltdown, believing that God is all forgiving, went into a church, knelt down in front of a cross at the alter and blew his brains out. Before he pulled the trigger, he prayed God to please forgive him what he is about to do and then a cracking-pop sent him out of this world. Icheoku asks, would God forgive such an act? Also what types of sin does God forgive? According to our reading and understanding of the scripture and Christianity, God forgives only an already-committed sin (past-sin) but not a yet to be committed sin (future sin). God does not forgive a prospective sin as nothing has, by then, be done to warrant His forgiveness. Suicide is only an act upon completion, hence a suicide-intendee has not done any transgression for which to ask for or receive a forgiveness of sin? Upon commission, such suicide is no longer alive to so ask for forgiveness and hence no such petition really went before God, strictly speaking. On this premise therefore, this parishioner will not likely be forgiven if our understanding of the teachings of Christianity is good enough.
But the question needing an urgent answer is, is suicide really a sin? The 6th commandment says "thou shall not kill" but was silent on the taking of one's own life; so the act forbidden by God is the depriving of another of his or her right to life. It therefore appears that if one chooses out of his or her free volition, to terminate his/her own life, that no sin was committed in doing so? This is correlative to individuals right to property of which one's own life could be subsumed to belong to that individual. This argument is the single most cogent reason why a successful suicide is not a crime known to law; admitted that some jurisdictions might compel medical observation or institutionalisation for its attempt. Logical? It is debatable, depending on one's christian faith as well as morality.
The church chosen by this suicide to display his bloody cranial-content was the Crystal Cathedral of Reverend Robert H. Schuller in Anaheim, Orange County, California, United States of America. The man in his forties shot and killed himself in front of a cross inside the televangelist church on Wednesday, February 18, 2009. Before carrying out his carefully orchestrated exit from this earth, inside the temple of the Most High, the man handed a note and his driver’s license to an usher, then in a piety-manner, walked to the cross, knelt down as if in prayer and shot himself in the head. The usher at the sanctuary, confirmed that she greeted the man when he entered and that he handed her a note and two identity cards, with instruction that “You may want this.” The glass-walled 10,000-member Crystal Cathedral, has been described as the Ark of Noah, magnificent, grandiose, edifying and opulent; and is home to the “Hour of Power” evangelism world-wide broadcast.


Tuesday, February 17, 2009
MUZZAMMIL HASSAN, A PHARISEE?
When Jesus Christ warned the people about the pharisees, he was not mincing word then and today, that warning still holds true. And so is the founder of the Islamic Bridges Television station, Mr. Muzzammil Hassan, pictured here right. "Do what I say but not what I do" and so the man desperately trying to build bridges between violent Islamic extremists and the West, today, proved that certain types of violence is ingrained in certain peoples' DNA. The apostle of tolerance could not himself tolerate his wife walking away from him and so he beheaded her instead. What an irony of life and a self-inflicted injury?
The headless body of Aasiya Zubair Hassan, 37, pictured left, was found at the said Bridges television station in Orchard Park, Buffalo-New York. The accused, Muzzammil Hassan, 44, has been arrested and charged with second-degree murder of his previously soon to be ex-wife. Muzzammil Hassan turned himself in when he went to the police and reported that his wife was dead; following which he led officers to her body at th
e television station. Late Aasiya had filed for divorce on February 6, 2009 following several episodes of domestic violence and obtained an order of protection barring her husband from their Orchard Park home. He killed her during the week of Valentine's day, on February 12, 2009; exactly six days after learning of the impending divorce. Instead of crying her a river to forgive and take him back; buying her a banquet of roses; buying her one heck of a present; taking her out to her choice restaurant for a candle-lit romantic dinner to profess his endless love and thank her for the two beautiful children she gave him, it was her head that was being sawed-off her body by the callous hands of this maniacal eunuch? Muzzammil Hassan, Icheoku says, you deserve a slow, tortuous and painful death and in some cultures, you will be tied at a stake in the wilderness for the birds of prey to dis-bowel you and feast on your entrails.
The couple worked at Bridges TV, a satellite- distributed news and opinion channel, which they founded in 2004 in an effort to counter and negate impressions of Muslim violence and extremism in America. Icheoku says, these Muslim stereotypes prevalent in America and the West generally has now been made whole by Muzzammil Hassan's infradig`nous act of terror. His heinous beheading of his wife tells the remaining story of a supposed stereotyping and fills necessary gaps? This criminal misbehaviour is speculatively linked to attitudes in Muslim societies which sanction terrorist honor-killing, founded on cultural notions that women are subordinate to men and could be disposed at their whims? It is believed that Muslim men in general consider divorce a dishonor on their family and fanatical Muslims, like Muzzammil Hassan, believe further that “honor-killing” is justified as a punishment to a woman for bringing dishonor on a family; so he cut off his wife's head to
maintain his stupid "honor"? Icheoku says Muzzammil Hassan should be hung by his genitals until he is disgorged and dishonored! How this sub human-specimen still holds tenaciously to such mundane belief after several years of sojourn in America defies every logic. Needless to say he graduated magna cum laude with an MBA from the Simon School of Business at the University of Rochester in 1996?




The couple above right, seen in a picture taken inside their television studio when the going was good, lived at Big Tree Road in Orchard Park Buffalo New York. They are from Waziristan, Pakistan.from where they migrated to the United States several years ago. They have been married for eight (8) years and have two children together, a 6 year old boy and a 4 year old girl. The accused Muzzammil Hassan also has two older children, ages 17 and 18 from a prior relationship. Icheoku asks, what happened to the mother of the two grown-ups or was she also a victim of "honor" killing? Some investigation should commence in that direction, to also unearth the fate suffered by the other woman.
Beheading is real as this recently separated body and head of a sixteen year old Indonesian school-girl shows. Decapitation is not a folk-lore and this is what the scumbag Muzzammil Hassan has caused to happen to his wife, the mother of his two beautiful children? So why should we allow such horrendous murder to be imported to the West disguised as culture? Icheoku says, such barbarism has no place in our western civilization and the book should be thrown at this vermin Muzzammil Hassan. This will say to other would be "honor-killers" that we have zero tolerance for such medieval practices. There is no justification whatsoever to slaughter a fellow human-being with a sharp knife and if this lunatic is not drastically dealt with, other fanatics lurking in our midst, might consider such an option in settling their domestic family disputes in the future. The other day it was in London, then Canada and now New York, which goes to show that these fanatics have no respect for our way of life, our rule of law and must therefore be stopped now, before they bloody our system! Icheoku heretofore declare Muzzammil Hassan the unofficial al-queida terrorist in our midst and says, Enough of this imported terrorism!
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