GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA: FOR WHO THE BELL TOLLS NEXT.

Just five people shy of Sandy Hook elementary school mass shooting incident that claimed 26 lives, the Uvalde Texas Robb elementary school mass shooting at 21 victims, now ranks among the highest grossing gun carnage in America. It is sad that such frequent blood spilling has tragically become part of our culture as a society. May the souls of the killed now rest.

25th AMENDMENT: ITS NOW ALL CRICKET.

Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi once questioned former President Donald John Trump's fitness to remain in office due to what she claimed was his declining mental capacity. Does anyone know what Madam Speaker presently thinks about the incontrovertible case which America is now saddled with? Just curious!

WHO WILL REBUILD UKRAINE?

The West should convert frozen Russian assets, both state's and oligarchs' owned, into a full seizure and set them aside for the future rebuilding of Ukraine. Like the Marshal Plan, call it the Putin Plan.

A HERO IS BORN.

I am staying put. I will not run away and abandon my people. The fight is here in Ukraine. What I need are weapons and ammunitions, not a ride out of town like former Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani - President Volodymyr Zelensky.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

"There is too much hate in America because there is too much anger in America." - Trevor Noah.

WORD!

A life without challenges is not a life lived at all. A life lived is a life that has problems, confronts problems, solves problems and then learns from problems. - Tunde Fashola.

NOW, YOU KNOW.

When fishing for love, bait with your heart and not your brain, because you cannot rationalize love. - Mark Twain.

JUST THE FACT.

In our country, you can shoot and kill a nigger, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings - Dave Chappelle

DO YOU?.

“What you believe in can only be defined by what you’re willing to risk for it." - Stuart Scheller.

HEDGE YOUR CRISIS.

Never get in bed with a woman whose problems are worse than yours. - Chicago PD.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

'The best way to keep peace is to be ready to destroy evil. If you Pearl Harbor me, I Nagasaki you.' - Ted Nugent.

OUR SHARED HUMANITY.

Empathy is at the heart of who we are as human beings. - Cardinal Matthew Kukah.

WORDS ON MARBLE.

"Birth is agony. Life is hard. Death is cruel." - Japanese pithy.

REPENT OR PERISH - POPE.

Homosexuality is a sin. It is not ordained by God, therefore same sex marriage cannot be blessed by the church - Pope Francis.

CANCEL CULTURE IS CORROSIVE.


FOR SAKE OF COUNTRY.


MAGA LIVES ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!

TWITTER IS BORING WITHOUT HIS TWEETS. #RestorePresidentTrump'sTwitterHandle.


WORD.

"If you cannot speak the truth when it matters, then nothing else you says matters.” - Tucker Carlson.

#MeToo MOVEMENT: A BAD NEWS GONE CRAZY.

"To all the women who testified, we may have different truth, but I have a great remorse for all of you. I have great remorse for all of the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country. You know, the movement started basically with me, and I think what happened, you know, I was the first example, and now there are thousands of men who are being accused and a regeneration of things that I think none of us understood. I’m not going to say these aren’t great people. I had wonderful times with these people. I’m just genuinely confused. Men are confused about this issue. We are going through this #MeToo movement crisis right now in this country." - Harvey Weinstein.


RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.

"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.


WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS

“I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me. God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth. Memories precipitated by love is the only true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on. The most expensive bed in the world is the sick bed. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear sickness for you. Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – Life. Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat yourself well. Cherish others.” - SJ

EVIL CANNOT BE TRULY DESTROYED.

"The threat of evil is ever present. We can contain it as long as we stay vigilant, but it can never truly be destroyed. - Lorraine Warren (Annabelle, the movie)


ONLY THE POOR WISH THEY HAD STUFF?

“I’m not that interested in material things. As long as I find a good bed that I can sleep in, that’s enough.” - Nicolas Berggruem, the homeless billionaire.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

TALL GIRLS, NOT FOR EVERYONE.

Definitely not for those guys who are intimidated or who feel inadequate, insecure and complexed by tall girls. Brazilian Francinaldo says "make my day, send them my way anyday, anytime and thinks that his Elisany is a perfect ten and the most beautiful creature ever created. At five feet seven inches and dating six feet nine inches Elisany da Cruz Silva, Francinaldo does not mind that he has to tip-toe to land his GF a kiss or at their moments of intimacy, that he is suspended half way between her head and toes. But hey, they love each other and that is what counts. Icheoku agrees that there is something uniquely appealing of tall girls.

Sunday, May 25, 2014

GUN RIGHTS, WHAT ABOUT PEOPLES RIGHT TO LIVE?


"Our son Chris and six others are dead. Our family has a message for every parent out there. You don't think it'll happen to your child until it does. Chris was a really great kid. Ask anyone who knew him. His death has left our family lost and broken. Why did Chris die? Chris died because of craven irresponsible politicians and the NRA. They talk about gun rights. What about Chris's right to live? When will this insanity stop? When will enough people say 'Stop this madness, we don't have to live like this'? Too many have died. We should say to ourselves, not one more." 
 - Richard Martinez, bereaved father of Santa Barbara shooting victim that claimed the lives of six innocents plus the depraved gunman's. 

Icheoku says until the NRA becomes more sensible and sensitive to the plights of American families, traumatized by senseless gun violence, nothing meaningful can ever be done to curb gun ownership and/or institute reasonable gun control measures in our gun-infested and violence-plagued American society. What a pity indeed that additional American families are now forced to travel through this now familiar terrain of agony, brought about by a crazed-out pervert who decided to take other people along with himself while making his exit from this thing called life. Indeed, it is regrettable. 

WHEN SIZE MATTERS, BLUE WHALE TO THE RESCUE.

Icheoku says already feeling intimidated by horses and elephants, then hide, because blue whale is here. At about ten feet long and eighteen inches in diameter, the male blue whale is the most endowed of any living thing of the penile appendage. 

Icheoku says with a phallus like that, what else can any nymphomaniac ask for or be caught being an Oliver Twist? But at 100 feet long and weighing over 170 tons, if not them, who? Icheoku says when it comes to being well hung, please give it up to the male blue whales. But hey, not to worry pin-sized, provided you know how to work it, any equipment can still get the job done; so do not begrudge the Blue whale. Just a simple factoid to add to your bank of knowledge if not already. Also theirs is called DORK and not the P-word. I am Icheoku and I approve this message!

Saturday, May 24, 2014

CAN'T GET LAID, ELLIOT RODGER 'TAKES HIS REVENGE ON HUMANITY.'


Icheoku says give it up to these rich white kids who feel so entitled that they often go crazy if their wants are not met or wishes granted swiftly? Imagine a 22 year old boy, unable to successful woo any girl into the sac, decided to take his anger and frustration out on innocent people by shooting and killing them? Icheoku queries whatever happened to finding a trick to pay for sex or even using a dating service to score some? Why must this pervert resort to killing people to register his difficulty and inability to smooth talk girls into spreading for him? It sounds silly and it does not make sense that some people had to die for the "sins" of others since they were not the ones that turned his overtures down, assuming it is now an offense to refuse or reject such gestures? 

Looking more closely at the pervert's picture, Icheoku now appreciates why no girl wanted to date or sleep with this animal. He looks too sissy; he looks a girlie-man and most likely turned those girls off instead of turning them on with amorous desires? The guy even looks like he is GAY and Icheoku wonders why he thought any girl would want him, not even with his BMW uber automobile. Icheoku has read and written about so many killings in America and the stupid reasons given or suggested to explain why such hells were let loose, but to kill people simply because sexual gestures were rebuffed or because of one's inability to score dates seems to have outdone all such other previous excuses. Simply put, this excuse would qualify for the mother of all excuses ever proffered by mass murderers of America or even the entire world for crying out loud. Who knows what next excuse is down the pike as killings by gun violence continues in America, unabated and unstoppable primarily due to the actions of the NRA. 

The rampaging forlorn killer, Elliot Rodger, son of a wealthy Hollywood movie director Peter Rodger, in his trail of carrying out his "revenge on humanity," left six people dead - he stabbed three, gunned down two and another as a result of impact with his car. He also injured thirteen people in the process. Icheoku decries the pervert's video stating that he will "take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you" - the people who had 'screwed up his non-existent sex life?' He was lonely, he was isolated and he felt so bottled out and checkmated by love, in a world that is so cold and uncaring, that he took out revenge on the humanity which he blamed for all his woes and troubles. He killed both men and women; and did not confine himself to just killing only the females that allegedly refused to sleep with him, leaving Icheoku to wonder if indeed this guy was in full control of his faculties? If someone made you mad, why not just take it out on that person instead of making the entire terrain your harvesting ground? 

What another sad day in America that some families have yet again lost their loved ones to the unending gun violence that has cast an un-lifting fog over America. However, Icheoku is not against gun ownership, but advocates a more sensible gun control laws to keep guns out of the hands of those who shouldn't have them. If there was a general gun database, a young person buying several automatic weapons from several outlets would have triggered a concern before the tragedy happened. But no, the gun lobbyists and their sponsors, the National Rifles Association, would have none of that as there is money to be made selling guns and ammunition. Reechoing Richard Martinez, Icheoku paraphrasing, says "when will this insanity end, too many have been killed, when are we going to say as Americans, not any more?" Enough is enough America. But until NRA says amen to this, it is going to remain a scourge without a foreseeable end in sight and gun violence will continue to poach lives in America. Icheoku says what a sad sad truth this is and on another sad day in America. May God bless the dead and comfort the bereaved IJN, Amen. 

Saturday, May 17, 2014

SOLANGE IS GHETTO, BLAME BEYONCE?


Icheoku says Beyonce Knowles Carter is squarely to blame for not putting her crazed-out family member, Solange, on the leech and for not protecting her man, Jay-Z, from her rabid and very violent attack. Any unbiased watcher, who watched that elevator-fight, will agree with late Princess Diana that there are too many people in Beyonce's marriage? Further that her marriage is being crowded out by her full grown-ass sister, who has no business hanging out with the couple? Icheoku says it is about time Beyonce put markers on the grounds and like a heroine, tell her sister to butt out or rather take a hike from her family. Like the popular saying goes, three is a crowd in a marriage and the presence of an unwanted very violent sister makes it rather too over-crowded. 

After watching the video of Solange menacingly ripping into Jay-Z, Icheoku could but draw only one conclusion - that Solange is simply a ghetto bitch, suffering the complexity of an under-achieving inconsequential little girl, who is hounded by her big sister's mega status. At her age and still loitering under Beyonce's shadow, Solange is angry and jealous that while her sister seems to have it all - stardom, fame and a rich husband, she seems to be lost in the desert of unfulfilled dreams. Now she has to act out her frustration by so disrespectfully taking swipe at her sister's man and not caring a hoot its implications, while her sister stood aloof and watched? Icheoku queries:- what was a grown up woman doing keeping company with a happily married couple, regardless of whether or not the female spouse is her sister? Icheoku asks, is Solange not of a marrying age yet and if, where is her own husband to take her frustrations out on; and if not, why can't she just go and find her own man? 

Icheoku says what pissed off everybody who watched the video, including Icheoku, was that this rabid dog Solange was uncontrollable as she pummeled, scratched and karate-kicked Jay-Z. Even as the bodyguard tried to restrain her by carrying her off to one corner of the elevator, she still threw some kicks at Jay-Z, goading him to react. Icheoku also noticed when Jay-Z picked up Solange's fallen purse-like object and tried to hand it over to her, instead of saying thank you Jay and let things simmer down, she again went after Jay-Z. Icheoku observes that while all these melee unraveled, Beyonce stood and watched, taking everything in as if she approved? But what manner of a woman would allow her husband and baby-daddy to be so disrespectfully treated like this by her little sister except she engineered the outcome? But lets suppose that she did not approve of the attack of her sister on her husband, Icheoku asks, why did she not intervene or at least pull her sister apart and demand a cessation of hostilities forthwith and force her to apologise to Jay-Z for her rude aggression? Icheoku says the attack was not only a disrespect to Jay-Z but also a total contempt to Beyonce, whose husband and the man she retires to bed with every night was so disgracefully disrespected by her own very little sister. Icheoku says only a raving lunatic would do what Solange did regardless of whatever may have provoked the assault. 

Icheoku says if Solange is not one ghetto-bred maga dog, what in the hell gave her the impetus to assault her sister's husband and in such a public manner with their bodyguard watching? Icheoku regrets that this elevator-assault is the kind of thing that ultimately leads to divorce as Jay-Z cannot but think that Beyonce was in-cahoot with her sister's disgraceful behavior. Otherwise how else could a spouse explain or try to fathom the attack on him or her by her spouse's family member while that spouse watches and did nothing? Icheoku says it does not matter what Jay-Z did or did not do to warrant Solange's attack, it also does not even matter if Jay-Z personally invited the attack by provoking Solange into a rabid frenzy; no matter the trigger, nothing justifies Solange's laying her filthy hands on her sister's husband, period. If there is something Jay-Z did or there is any issue concerning and involving her sister's husband which she cares a lot about or which worries the daylight out of her, she should as a matter of respectful decency and decorum, channel her concerns through her sister and let her take it up with her man. Icheoku says regrettably, Solange did not mess with the wrong brother otherwise her sorry ass would have been in the hospital, plugged in and with her limbs suspended in strings and fighting for her dear life. If Solange is that wacko, let her mess with a brother like Kanye West or Christ Brown and let her see the daylight smacked out of her brains. Icheoku concludes and says that Beyonce did not do well or right by Jay-Z and Icheoku will not be surprised if this elevator fight snowballs into something not so good - may be it is the harbinger of a rumoured pending divorce, who knows?

Friday, May 16, 2014

INDIAN ELECTION, BJP SWEEPS AWAY CONGRESS.

Icheoku hopes that the Nigerian party that "would rule for 100 years" will emulate the Congress Party and concede defeat without setting the whole place ablaze, should the other side win in 2015. Icheoku congratulates Narendra Modi on successfully leading his BJP in ousting a hitherto entrenched Congress Party. Way to go - CHANGE is good. 

In the words of Modi, "India has won, better days ahead"; now lets see how he is going to lift 700 million Indian poor out of poverty and put electricity power in the rest of two third of India that has no electricity. Although talk is cheap but Icheoku hopes that Modi is not just another jiving turkey politician simply blowing hot air. Anyway, all the best to Modi and BJP.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

ISRAELI PRIME MINISTER SENT TO PRISON, FOR CORRUPTION.

Icheoku says this is a hallmark of a functioning democratic country where everyone and anyone is under the law, irrespective of societal ranking, power, privilege, connection, authority or even wealth. Such a display of across the board application of the law, puts everyone on notice that no matter who you are, if you do the crime, you will do the time and therefore effectively checkmates people from behaving illegally. Icheoku says what an effective deterrent to have in any society that really calls itself functional. By this no respecter of person rule of law display, Israel has once again demonstrated the way forward in the fight against corruption. But conversely in Nigeria, the duo of Africa's most corrupt individuals, Ibrahim Babangida and Olusegun Obasanjo, for example, are still freely slouching in their ill gotten loot of state and parading themselves as statesmen; and you wonder what manner of a people inhabit the geography called Nigeria that celebrate such ignominy and ignoble men? 

Icheoku hopes that someday, a king who does not know Joseph will rise up and call for the rendering of account in that country - a country that has enough tar over its image that it has the singular dishonor of being the black man's shame. Icheoku dreams that a Nigerian government that does not know corruption and which meaningfully frowns at corrupt practices will one day take the stage and hold people to account for their stewardship, regardless. But with this Jonathan, the fight against corruption has become a paradise lost; a promise broken, a hope mired in unfulfillment, an expectation dashed, a dream shattered and turned into a nightmare. Like his promised breath of fresh air that has since turned stale and putrid, the war against corruption has fizzled out, has become moribund and in its place is now a mega corruption industry that has festered and morphed into a monstrosity. Icheoku says Jonathan squandered much of the goodwill and positive tailwind that heralded his coming to power and now bemused Nigerians are asking themselves what happened, what did they bargain for while communally exhibiting a commensurate buyer's remorse? Icheoku says with Jonathan, it is much of the same and at best a lip service approach to tackling corruption. Imagine a government that is supposedly tackling corruption, conferred a national honor on someone as despicable as Sani Abacha, whose only achievement was his involvement in three military coups as an agent of destabilisation and who finally stole the country blind as its head of state? So Icheoku asks Jonathan, to please tell the bewildered world, particularly Nigerians, what paradigm was used in selecting such an honoree? 

Ehud Olmert, 68 years old former Israeli Prime Minister and once Mayor of Jerusalem is gone to prison on account of his stewardship while in office - he was accused and convicted of taking bribe. Icheoku recalls that the then Prime Minister was forced him out of office by this bribery scandal, which led to his prosecution and finally culminated to this conviction. Ehud Olmert was sentenced to six years in prison and in addition, ordered to pay one million shekels ($290,000) in restitution. Ehud Olmert was found guilty of accepting bribes totalling 560,000-shekel ($161,000), while then Mayor of Jerusalem, to facilitate the city's Holyland residential project development. Icheoku notes that this is a "mere" $160,000 dollars compared to the $180million dollars Halliburton bribery scandal under Nigeria's Olusegun Obasanjo and co which has since been swept under the rug; and you asks yourself, in a country that has serious plans for its future or which is seriously fighting corruption? 

Describing corruption as "a noxious and contagious affliction", the sentencing judge, Judge David Rozen, said "a public servant who accepts bribes is akin to a traitor who betrays the fatherland and such defendants deserve a severe punishment that will send a message that corruption is not welcome." Icheoku wonders why such judges as Judge David Rozen do not emerge in Nigeria where too many such "traitors" rather find succour in compromised judges and are often shielded from prosecution by powers that be? Continuing his berating of Ehud Olmert and co, Judge Rozen said "the defendants acted in a closed space, hidden from the public eyes; but the putrescence they produced did not stay confined to that space. Olmert took advantage of his position and accepted bribes. He reached the pinnacle of power as Prime Minister and from there he descended into the abyss of a criminal, now convicted of criminal offenses. 

Making his feeling about Ehud Olmert's conviction known, President Shimon Peres, said "this is a legal process that takes place in democratic countries. I don't have a role in the legal system, and it is clean from personal influences." Icheoku regrets that such remarks are not seen uttered by Nigeria's presidents when their friends get entangled by the law. Instead, they not only butt into the judicial process but also personally influences its outcome, with threats to undo such judges that want to aspire to be Nigeria's Judge David Rozen. Israeli Finance Minister Yair Lapid added "it is an important day in which the legal system showed that no man is above the law" but in Nigeria, the well connected are rather sitting on the head of the law, farting and breathing down on it. The prosecutor, Yonatan Tadmor, surmised Ehud Olmert conviction as follows:- "the defendant is not a symbol, the fact that the defendant served in the highest position does not serve as immunity for him in the face of punishment as for all people. Rather it is and should be the opposite.” Icheoku laments that such is not the case in Nigeria where the attainment of certain positions ensures perpetual immunity from the law and prosecution. Recall also that this is not the first time an Israeli top official is sent away for infra-dignities of office - former President Moshe Katsav is still serving prison term for rape and other sexual offenses. Icheoku says how could corruption thrive in such an environment that holds its highest public official and office holders accountable; but you look at Nigeria and it is a polar opposite. Icheoku says if corruption is, in the words of Eliad Shraga, an attorney and corruption crusader,  "a strategic existential threat to Israel," why not Nigeria? I am Icheoku and I approve this message. 

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

NIGERIAN DIASPORANS, BEWARE!

Icheoku cannot but laugh his head off at this parity of what those dependants back home  in motherland possibly do with all those hard earned money usually remitted via Western Union or MoneyGram? So the next time you receive that "EMERGENCY" SOS midnight call from motherland, please find a way to cross check the story before dipping into that your 'piggy-bank' to satisfy their request. Stories abound of relatives abusing the magnanimity of Diasporans, frivolously spending remitted money as if it is going out of print and oblivious of the hardship involved in earning it. Most Diasporans have either been a victim or know who has and if this abuse is checked, then this cartoon would have achieved what it is meant to achieve - AWARENESS. All the best.

Monday, May 12, 2014

'NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WOMEN' - THE STERLING (CNN) INTERVIEW.

Icheoku had written previously that Clippers' Donald Sterling was venting his anger specifically on Magic Johnson when he slipped leading to the current deluge that is threatening to sweep him away from his baby of over thirty five years - the LA Clippers. Icheoku asks who wouldn't be; which hot-blooded man would not be incensed that a girlfriend you are lavishing millions of dollars on, maintaining her, buying her whatever her heart delights including diamonds, designer clothes, louboutini shoes, choice exotic cars such as lamborghini, ferrari, etc was messing around with another man even if suspectedly? Added to that, that other man happens to be Magic Johnson, who is HIV positive and who according to Donald Sterling, has "AIDS?" So query, could it be that Donald Sterling was deathly afraid that his paramour Steviano, could contract HIV/AIDS from Magic Johnson and turn around and infect him? Is it possible that this multi billionaire owner of LA Clippers, although old, does not want to die yet and if, not through HIV/AIDS complications?  Icheoku is not holding water for Donald Sterling, but does that man or any other reasonable man in his circumstance reserve the right to be scared that his girlfriend is messing around with a known carrier of the virus? Your guess is as good as mine, admitted in the heat of passion, he went over-broad hence the resulting lynching. 

Now regarding the other issue he commented on - that blacks do not help blacks in America? Icheoku believes that Donald Sterling is not very far from the truth as many successful black people's first order of business is to move very far away from black neighborhoods, take a white bimbo for wife or girlfriend in their attempt to get validation and start hanging around in golf courses and some country clubs when their white connection facilitates it? Their thinking is that if they can make it, why not you. Icheoku once ran into Spike Lee and P Diddy's assistant respectively, and on broaching the idea of the need to push more black people into law through specific foundations/funding, to possibly find some replacement Johnnie Cochrans, the way they pivoted from the issue and took off was rather surprising. Icheoku also knows of Danny Glover's brother in San Francisco who is just merely "getting by" and you wonder why his rich movie mogul brother has not lifted him up? Also when Oprah Winfrey was asked why she did not consider Chicago inner city for her school which she established in South Africa, her answer was equally telling? Needless to add that so many inner cities in America has it worse than even Somalia for crying out loud; so you now know where the vibe of Donald Sterling is coming from? 

The fact of the matter is that there are things successful black Americans can do better if they are seriously desiring equalisation of the playing field for blacks in America - build and lift their COMMUNITY.  But instead, they hang around with white folks, their fellow successful blacks and most times turn their backs on the inner cities that produced them; except where there is camera, lights and actions and you see them smiling while handing out stuff to folks. Icheoku says this is not the way to do things right. Just listen to Donald Sterling tell the whole listening world how the Jews pull themselves up and out of poverty and uninformed people will turn around to complain that the Jews own everything in America. According to Donald Sterling, successful Jews pull funds together to give interest-free loans and grants to their fellow upcoming and starter Jews to enable them make something out of their lives and become somebody in the society. Icheoku once met a Jewish lawyer in Florida who went to law school free - tuition, room and board, courtesy of some Jewish trust fund. But folks, they would rather they are the only ones up there and you are down there, once the white man approves of them? Imagine the same Donald Sterling now being pummeled and called names was twice given an award by NAACP for his generosity towards African American inner cities and community in general; and suddenly, blacks cannot understand that a man can burn his top gasket out of jealousy? Admitted that Donald is now a somewhat pariah because of the face-value of what he said, but sometimes truth can come from imbeciles. Icheoku agrees that successful black Americans can do more to help other folks get up. 

Lastly Donald rehashed that the time worn out lamentations of many a man that "he thought he understood women, but not any more?" Icheoku admonishes that he should have asked himself what really made a thirty one year old Los Angeles gold digger find him interesting at eighty one years old - 50 years age differential? Simply put, she was doing all the licking and swallowing for the Benjamins ONLY and she got them in truckload-bundles. In short, Donald Sterling was the only job Ms Steviano had and she did very alright for crying out loud. Continuing, Icheoku says anyone who wants to understand women might as well first check himself into a lunatic asylum for trying to do that which is impossible. The way to go is, if you want to swim downstream, you don't first want to understand whether the water will change course or suddenly create rapids or curves and turns down the course, you just jump in and go with the flow. Also Jack Nicholson in "As Good as it Gets" surmised women thus, 'just take away reason and accountability" and you get a woman defined. If only Donald Sterling was a fan. Finally, as one uncle use to say, "any man who money or woman does not kill will live a long life". Icheoku says if only Donald Sterling had listened to his inner self or at least his old "disused" wife and not try to outdo Playboy Hugh Hefner, may be all these crocodile tears and 'Clintonisque' apology would not have been necessary. But boy was Anderson Cooper 360 good, making this man sing like a canary bird. Icheoku says this interview is by far the best Mr Cooper has gotten in recent times.

Friday, May 9, 2014

ORJI UZOR KALU URGES NDIGBO ON, SHOWS THE WAY FORWARD.

“We are embarked on a big and noble dream borne out of the necessities of our history and the imperatives of our justice, equity and fair play. While our history is a proud, large, and significant imprint in Nigeria, the reality of our contemporary existence has been rendered small by the politics of the Nigerian republic. This time calls for self-assertion and Igbo people must rise and answer the challenges with one voice." - Orji Uzor Kalu, speaking on the imperativeness of a united Igbo front to take on the Nigeria project. 

Icheoku agrees into-to with Orji Uzor Kalu and has said it before and will again says it that in Orji Uzor Kalu lies the destiny of Igbo people of Nigeria in the Nigeria project. Igbo people must put aside their base restiveness and political disfunctionalities and follow the leadership being provided by this accomplished son of Igboland, the only Igbo man who other stakeholders of Nigeria from other tribes and zones truly respect and listen to. Peradventure this Orji Uzor Kalu's one time opportunity to lead the Igbos out of their political doldrums and into the promised land would be lost, but Icheoku strongly counsels against and laments that such golden opportunity rarely strikes twice. Icheoku loves the courage of Orji Uzor Kalu and prays he succeeds with the "Njiko Igbo" project whether in 2015 or any other future time. The way to go. Brave OUK.

CHIBOK ABDUCTION, BOKO HARAM OVERPLAYS ITS HAND.


Icheoku says the lunacy that is Northern Nigeria Islamic terrorist group, Boko Haram, has finally overreached itself by their brazen abduction of innocent school girls and threat to sell them. Now they will hear the collective response of an incensed world, which the group dared and taunted by both what they did and what they said. Like President GW once declared at Ground Zero, paraphrasing, Icheoku says to those kidnapped school girls of Chibok, "Nigerians hears you, Africans hears you, the whole world hears you and soon those who kidnapped you will hear the resolve of a collective world united against evil.' Icheoku believes that President Obama personally related to this outrage as he could see those kidnapped girls in Malia and Shasha and declared enough is enough, lets go smoke out these bastards out of Sambisa Forest. 

Icheoku says by kidnapping and threatening to auction off those girls, Boko Haram have murdered sleep and they shall sleep no more as the Americans have now, officially and fully, joined in the manhunt to find and destroy them. Judging from the United States of America's mission statement according to US Secretary of State John Kerry, these ulcerating anarchists that is wrecking untoward havoc inside Nigeria will soon meet their Waterloo. Against this atrocious group will be deployed one of the highest 'find and destroy' team known to man in the fight against global terrorism and it will cover land, sea (Lake Chad) and air around the Northeastern Nigeria hotbed. Icheoku emphasises that if only this sub-human specimens, known as Boko Haram, knows the awesome power that is now being amassed and coming after them, they would do what is in their best interest - surrender and accept negotiated prison terms in order to save their skins from a certain death by incineration from the skies. 

For some period now, these murderous bandits have roamed the land that is Northeastern Nigeria with impunity, taunting both the government at Abuja as well as its security agencies to do something about them if they don't like the havoc they are causing within the polity. Overburdened by lack of adequate manpower and meaningful 21st century fighting technology, the military in Nigeria was practically running on empty trying to contain these malodorous imbeciles. The result was a Boko Haram that was morphing like a hydra-headed monster - cut one of its limb here today and tomorrow another part of it rears its head elsewhere. They literally ran amok, running circles around Nigerian government and in short making a mockery of whatever intelligence gathering capabilities the Nigerian security agencies might otherwise pride themselves to have. They were everywhere and struck everywhere; and caused much anxiety among a jittery Nigerian public who looked at their hapless government but in vain for help. Simply put, Boko Haram took the country hostage and left wanton blood letting in their trails. 

Unfortunately, given that the Nigerian armed forces have no sophistry in aerial combat and/or advanced surveillance capabilities using modern technology, these Boko Haram urchins easily floated in and out of their Sambisa Forest to carry out operations without consequences. Boko Haram found solace and comfort in their "impregnable" Sambisa Forest designated operational headquarters, from where they play hide and seek with the Nigerian state; and thus mocking the government with incessant signature attacks on her citizens and their properties without being apprehended. Icheoku laments that if only the Nigerian military have eye in the sky surveillance capabilities, hi-tec listening device capabilities, agent orange, as well as the all powerful killer from the sky - DRONES, this nuisance called Boko Haram would have since been decisively dealt with. With every successful strike these bloody maggots called Boko Haram got more emboldened and with it came this feeling of invincibility. It was followed by sloppiness, recklessness and carelessness which led them to miscalculate make the biggest mistake of their life - abduction and threatened sale of innocent young school girls. This outrage has provoked the world into action and led by America who have the ability and experience, have come to help Nigeria stop this Boko Haram madness. 

Icheoku asks who kidnaps young school girls and threatens to sell them in this day and age when human trafficking is occupying world's focus and is greatly frowned at as a despicable inhumanity? Icheoku asks who threatens western education and in furtherance of the threat go about burning down schools teaching Western education and killing and kidnapping pupils of Western education? As far as icheoku is concerned, if Boko Haram had stopped at bombing police headquarters, United Nations office, churches and markets and killing Nigerian people in the process, the searchlight of the world would still not have been turned on them. It would still have remained dimmed in their direction as the world seem to have other more pressing issues to deal with than worry about a few hundred or thousands of black Africans being killed by a domestic terrorist organisation Boko Haram? The world led by America never gave Boko Haram the attention it deserves as a global terrorist organisation but dismissively treated it as some domestic disgruntled Northern Nigerian youths fighting injustice of marginalisation? 

Eventually the world has now been forced, because of this latest abduction, to take a closer at the activities of Boko Haram to rightly see it for what it is - a terror network capable of threatening the world if unchecked. So outraged that young school girls were kidnapped and now their kidnappers are threatening to auction them off like cattle, it is now operation rescue them and also stop these murdering thugs forthwith. Icheoku says what a mixed blessing that it finally took the kidnapping of some few girls to pull the world into helping Nigerians live free of these Boko Haram menace. Anyone who still doubts the power of Feminism in this world would now agree that their power is fearsome and awesome especially when their issues are implicated. Therefore it is a fair deduction to make that Boko Haram literally struck out when they attacked issues dear to feminism - women's freedom and their education? As a result, an incensed female force went into an overdrive, lobbying for immediate action against Boko Haram for daring to reverse the progress of many years. Organised, these women pushed buttons and before you know it President of the United States was delivering a rebuke against Boko Haram and emphasising the danger posed to humanity by such primitive, skewed ideology-driven terrorists. Icheoku says, with utmost deference, that Boko Haram has been maiming and killing innocent Nigerians, burning churches, schools, businesses and destroying their properties for more than ten years now while the world looked the other way. So what changed now is that the wrong group was touched by them and suddenly the world is awoken to help put a stop to the Boko Haram arrant nonsense. But it is all good as better late than never is always to be preferred. 

Icheoku had commented a few days ago on a 'Time and Life Journal's' photo-article, querying the usefulness of the "Bringbackourgirls" campaign against the government of Nigeria for not doing enough to rescue those abducted girls of Chibok? But with unfolding developments thus far, Icheoku now agrees that in so far as these protests helped in sensitizing, mobilizing and galvanizing world opinion against Boko Haram, these protests were therefore indeed worthy and commendable. Admitted that the release or rescue of these abducted girls is frontal to these campaigners, but the other more desirable outcome of their effort is the elevating of the Boko Haram issue from its hitherto domestic confinement into a global interest issue. Now Nigerians can only wait and watch as Boko Haram is forced by superior powers to forever rest in peace or rather in pieces. 

The Americans' track records fighting evil the world over speaks volume and Boko Haram is just another evil that need to be taken care of. Further, Northeastern Nigeria's Sambisa Forest will not provide much resistance penetrating than the Vietnamese jungle which 'Agent Orange' helped take care of its foliage. So with the Sambisa Forest denuded, it will be much easier for those GIs playing with joysticks in Florida to see even ants crawling on the grounds of what used to be a Sambisa Forest. Find and destroy Boko Haram is a mission that will be accomplished and Icheoku has full faith in the Americans getting the job done. They did it not too long ago when Osama Bin Laden was tracked, killed and his body taken away from an uncooperative country and without their knowledge. Now they will be operating inside Nigeria with full cooperation of an overwhelmed, humbled and nearly humiliated government and its security and military personnel. Will it be a cakewalk, nope; BUT the job will get done. America is a great and very strong country; and despite some shortcoming especially race relations, the people are good people whom other peoples' problem are often taken over as theirs and once again they are stepping in to help solve Nigeria's Boko Haram problem. Icheoku is optimistic that with the acceptance of the US offer to help by the Jonathan's government, soon, relief, reprieve and succour will come to Nigerians. 

At last, common sense has prevailed over unearned and unmerited egomaniac pride of being an African giant that is too big to admit its limitations and too proud to ask for assistance and seek help. Icheoku admonishes that even the strongest always knows when to accept some help and says it would have been foolhardy for Nigeria to continue to wallow in its handicapped confrontation of Boko Haram while pretending that they got the Boko Haram situation. Icheoku says Orji Uzor Kalu, Abubakar Atiku, Muhammadu Buhari, Bola Tinubu and all those Nigerians who encouraged seeking foreign assistance over Boko Haram were on point and are commended for pushing the initiative. The acceptance of the US offer is also a rebuke and rejection of the unsolicited advice of the once lovable Ghana's Jerry Rawlings, whose well publicised hobnobs with Nigeria's ignoble and despicable corrupt fellows, have seriously questioned his credentials as an anti-corruption crusader. Icheoku says Jerry Rawlings' recent recant and denial of his prescription of the Ghana treatment as a panacea for Nigeria mired in corruption, shocked many of his hitherto fans including Icheoku. 

Icheoku says as for those "patriotic" Nigerians wary that America might have a hidden agenda for offering to help Nigeria, Icheoku says it does not matter. Icheoku says whatever it takes, even if it means momentarily surrendering or mortgaging Nigeria's sovereignty, and provided Nigeria is rid of these pestilent Boko Haram, it is a price worth every penny. Whatever America wants to know about Nigeria's military preparedness, they already know. Whatever America wants to know about Nigeria's military weapons stockpile, they already know since no military hardware moves from point A to point B in this world without such inventory being first vetted and literally signed off by the Americans for arms control purposes. Military mobilisation the world over is monitored and tracked by the Americans to know what is where and for the primary purpose of maintaining their military superiority. So nothing is being protected or worth protecting by Nigeria in stonewalling a willing America from rendering help over the Boko Haram issue.

In any other event, America does not consider Nigeria a threat to its interest and so does not see Nigeria adversarially. BUT in any event of an unlikely military showdown with Nigeria, it will be a walkover and whatever Nigeria have or may have will be laid to waste within days if not hours. Few years ago Saddam's Iraq and Afghanistan as well as Japan and Germany of old once felt the destructive shock and awe power of the God's own country, so who is Nigeria to constitute a headache? 

Concluding, Icheoku urges the Nigerian government to show its appreciation to the Americans by immediately handing over Sambisa Forest to them to build a permanent military base there in Northeastern Nigeria. A United States permanent base in Northeastern Nigeria will be beneficial to Nigerians as it will be tantamount to killing two birds with a stone. First Boko Haram and all such other crisis coming out of that part of Nigeria will become a thing of the past as the Americans will monitor and neutralize them before they could spread into Nigeria proper; and secondly, such a base will serve as a bulwark against future insurgence from that thorny part of Nigeria. When the jobs it would add to the local economy with people hired to work on the base is added, then the benefits is worth giving it a chance. Icheoku  says just give the Americans Sambisa Forest and have them police that region forever and for good so that Nigerians can live in peace once again. If it is deemed imperialism or colonialism, who cares or are Nigerians better of now under their so called self rule? 

Thursday, May 8, 2014

CHIBOK GIRLS, BOKO HARAM OVERREACHES SELF?

CHIBOK ABDUCTION, BOKO HARAM OVERREACHES SELF. 

To the kidnapped young school girls of Chibok, Icheoku says the world has heard your plight and is coming to your rescue, just hang in there. 

Thursday, May 1, 2014

24 IS BACK AS JACK BAUER RETURNS - 5:5:14



Jack Bauer is back! In just five days, Keith Sutherland playing Jack Bauer, the man who saves the world will be back. As usual, he will be doing what he does best - charging hard after the bad guys and shielding us all from their evil machinations. Icheoku expects one heck of a hair-raising experience with the returned Twenty Four high octave action thriller, especially after the five year hiatus and therefore will tune in, would you? Hopefully, Jack Bauer will outdo himself this time around. We shall see!