STEVE JOBS, NEEDS A MIRACLE OF HEALTH?

Have you ever marvelled at awesome piece of wonder the IPhone is? What about the Mac? Have you seen the envelope-fitting "Air" laptop computer? What about the Ipods - from the nano to the something? Still want more, please visit any Apple store or their website to voluptuously feed your tech-junkie appetite. Regrettably, the man behind these tech-wonders of our 21st century is ill; with some saying he is gravely ill? Please dear God, spare us our beloved SJ as the world need him very much longer, so that we can continue to enjoy many more sharp products of his beautiful mind.

However, Icheoku like many other gadget-loving folks, is commenting on the subject of SJ's health because of the varying statements on the nature of sickness afflicting SJ, coming from Apple regarding their CEO. This is now particularly fuelled by the no-show SJ pulled at the opening of his annual Mac-World exposition in the city of San Francisco California, United States of America, today, January 6th, 2009! SJ's unusual absence in his baby's event, being a fixture hitherto, is very ominous and a reason for concern for many of us world fans.

Pictured right is the then normal looking SJ wearing eye-glasses, looking his resplendent self. The other time SJ was in Japan feasting at one of the finest sushi restaurants in town with some of his inner business executives, he informed them that his pancreatic cancer/ colon problem appears to be in remission. The last time he appeared in San Francisco to launch the G3 IPhone, SJ said that his abnormally thin frame was diet-related and normal; and should not be a source for concern of the technological-savvy world. This year, rumour has it that SJ is so Nicole Ritchie-looking that he decided to completely abandon appearing at his company's this year's MacWorld ritual in San Francisco. The new line now concerning his state of health, is that his frighteningly emaciated frame is a result of abnormal hormonal firings? Just some hormone imbalance? Icheoku says, give me a break; as we and many other fans, do not buy this latest attempt at spinning what is ailing the Apple's Chief Executive Officer to acceptability. SJ and Apple should come clean and level with the world of technology on what is awry with our gadget wizard!

Icheoku says, now that western medicine appears to have failed to resolve what is wrong with SJ, it may be time to explore other alternatives, including homeopathic medicine, holistic medicine and spiritual healing. There is no harm in trying all and every available possible panacea since the current approach appears to have bottomed-out as merely speculative. For there to be a cure for an ailment, that ailment must first be identified - there has to be a successful diagnoses before a palliative medicine can be applied. Non seem to have worked so far or appear realistic any longer.

It could be a spiritual attack that SJ is going through and such could only be resolved with similarly concerted same-kind projectile being fired at the problem. There may be some divine or spiritual answer to the question, what is ailing SJ? Should this alternative be palatable to SJ or his managers, Icheoku is aware of a particular man of God who professes to have Divine powers to successfully petition such a cause as SJ to a resolution. Our contact remains facilitator@Icheoku.com and we look forward to offering our assistance, if solicited. Above all, it is a free service; although some appreciation, at the end of a successful intercession is always welcomed!

Until then or a healthy rebound of health, we at Icheokudotcom wishes our dear SJ a speedy recovery. Please get well for the world of technology, our STEVE JOBS!