THE MEN BUHARI MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD?

Icheoku says pursuant to his intentions to Islamize Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari introduced Sharia zero-tolerance for drug-dealings and retroactively murdered three Nigerians, who committed the offense alleged prior to the promulgation of the decree making it a death penalty offense. Like other Islamic countries, his Nigeria then had to display that it was ready for full Sharia law in Nigeria; and as result killed this three innocent Nigerians just to bare his fangs. According to one of the condemned before hot lead perorated his body and turned him into a cadaver, he said "If i knew this was going to result in my death, God knows i would never have had anything to do with it. That is why i am going to God with all courage and faith, that I don’t have to regret because he knows much better than I do." But Buhari killed him and three others anyway and the same blood-thirsty mongrel wants power again in Nigeria? Icheoku says any Nigerian that encourages his ambition is a partaker in murder. On MARCH 28, reject the murderer, VOTE GEJ

SCARY, HIV/AIDS RAVAGES LAGOS?

One in every twenty people living in Lagos Nigeria is HIV/AIDS positive, that is about 5% of the population. This is according to information provided by the agency in charge of tracking infection and controlling  the scourge, Lagos State AIDS Control Agency.  Its CEO, Dr Tokunbo Dabiri, made the information available while addressing participants at the World's AIDS day in Lagos. 

Icheoku says the only seemingly good news is that HIV/AIDS, unlike the Ebola Virus Disease, is not an instant killer; but gives its victims sometime to live and with proper medication, could be controlled if not cured. But in any event, it is still a scary thought to know that this many people are infected in Lagos Nigeria and the number increases everyday due to promiscuous behavior and lack of safe sexual practices. May God continue to protect his people IJN. 

GOODLUCK AS EMBLEM OF PDP, A TRAGEDY - OYEYEMI

“It is better not to ascend power than to have power and whine about inability to appropriately use it.” GEJ should have gone out to take on the condescending and deleterious “inheritors” of the Nigerian “estate” who made the country “ungovernable” for him. He had the means and the power to put them in their place and help them to understand that all are equal partakers in the stake called Nigeria. He had the opportunity to remind the “Born to rule” goons that Nigeria belongs to all.

GEJ had the opportunity, to reinforce the Republican nature of the Nigerian State and insist that though, “tongue and tribe may differ,” we are all one and the same with equal rights and access to whatever appurtenances Nigeria has got to offer. He should have focused on righting a lot of historical wrongs for the disenfranchised nationalities in the country and carve a niche for himself in history. He had the opportunity to save Nigeria from itself by charting a different path for it. But as his detractors often say, he is “clueless.” His actions have worsen the situation and he has continued to wallow in delusion as he allows his enemies free reign to ruin him and whatever reputation he might have had. Goodluck Jonathan is the emblem of PDP as a tragedy." 

APC IS NEITHER A GOOD OPTION - OYEYEMI?

From the look of things, it is evident that there is fire on the Nigerian Mountain. This fire is all consuming and there is no obvious way of checkmating this fire. The fire, it seems, is going to lead to the end of Nigeria. But for someone like me, who has lost faith in the Nigerian Project for a long time, it is just a matter of course. This is because Nigeria is gradually approaching her DESTINY - the eventual freeing up of the ethnic nationalities within its confines. Like Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov, popularly known in history as Lenin, was always saying about the situation in mother Russia in his exile days in Switzerland when the Bolshevik revolution was fermenting, “The worse, the better.” - Remi Oyeyemi

While the dynamics of the Nigerian centrifugal forces are presently cocooned in the façade of politics, giving the wrong impression that we have a country in which we all believe, Nigeria is gradually ebbing away into its natural habitat of independent ethnic nationalities committed to determining their own destinies and being the captains of their own souls. The political class may still be able to postpone the doomsday, if Nigeria survives 2015, but it is a doomsday that would still come, nevertheless. The façade of politics is the present opium of the fake nationalists that believe in Nigeria at all costs, to them Nigeria is a subsisting country when indeed, it is a mirage.

The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has been in power for the last 15years plus. The Hausa Fulani oligarchy, after frustrating the mandate of Chief M.K.O. Abiola in 1993 made efforts to assuage the anger of the Yoruba Nation by imposing another Egba man from Owu Kingdom in Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, who has always been their “willing tool” (apology to Sir Ahmadu Bello, the late Sardauna of Sokoto and former Premier of Northern Region) to subjugating other nationalities in Nigeria. This oligarchy made sure that the Yoruba never got what they wanted and that the Yoruba aspiration could only be as determined by this Hausa –Fulani neo-colonialists. This oligarchy and its satellites across the country  - Southwest, South-south, Southeast, Northeast and Middlebelt (or Northcentral) – in conjunction with their “militocrats” ensured that Obasanjo was shoved down the throat of Yoruba in particular and Nigerians in general in 1999.

Since the inept days of Tafawa Balewa to the tyrannical aeon of Mohammadu Buhari, through the anomic era of Ibrahim Babangida to the inane epoch of Musa Yar’Adua, the PDP, euphemised in different taxonomies, has been “failing.” I put the word “failing” in quote because as far as Nigerians are concerned, their fate has grown progressively worse in geometrical terms. But as far as the Fulani descendants of Uthman Dan Fodio are concerned, Nigeria could not have been better for them as an “inherited estate” – largely feudalistic and underdeveloped- peopled by hewers with subjugated will and failed dreams.

This brings us to the present spell of Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (GEJ), also on the platform of the same PDP. He is reported to have earned a Doctorate in Zoology. GEJ, as he is popularly called, is an extraction from the minority Ijaw nationality whose homelands have provided Nigeria with its petro-dollars for decades while its landmass had been wasted recklessly and mercilessly by the Hausa-Fulani inspired Nigerian government. His people along with other minority nationalities in South-south have been fighting for preservation of their land while the land was being exploited. The renowned author and dramaturgist, Kenule Saro-Wiwa and seven others were murdered in the course of this struggle in what has come to be known as the Ogoni Eight Murders.  The indifference of the Nigerian Government to the plight of the South-south people led to the calls for Resource Control and Fiscal Federalism.

Thus, when GEJ, who could not afford shoes while he was growing up as a young lad in Otuoke, ascended the Presidency of Nigeria, the descendants of Uthman Dan Fodio, who considered themselves as the “inheritors” of Nigeria, which to them is “an extension of the estate” of their ancestor vowed to make Nigeria “ungovernable” for him. They have made good their promise and have gotten away with it. And I don’t blame them. It is GEJ’s fault, all through and through. This is because as the Yoruba often say, “Aguntan ti ri Jinadu bee, ki o to gba isu owo e.” (The sheep has discerned Jinadu to be insensate before dispossessing him of his yam).

When GEJ assumed power, he was expected to be guided by history. He was expected to remember the struggles of his people to benefit from the resources gushing from beneath their homelands; to remember how over 80% of those who have oil wells are from the Hausa-Fulani stock to the detriment of other Nigerians in general and his people in particular; to remember that his people have suffered endlessly in the hands of the Nigerian political and economic carpetbaggers; to remember how the homelands have become desolate from ruthless exploitation and his people could hardly farm or fish any longer; to remember the tears and the wailings of his people who have been forgotten and thrown to the curbs of poverty and want.

But alas! He suffered pathological amnesia as soon as he got to the comfort of Aso Rock. He not only failed his Ijaw people and other Nigerians who looked up to him as a liberator, he failed himself and all those who fought for him to get to the exalted position of power. GEJ’s case is emblematic of the sayings of my wise forefathers in Yoruba-land “Ai kuku j’oye, osan ju enu mi o ka ilu” literally meaning “It is better not to ascend power than to have power and whine about inability to appropriately use it.” GEJ should have gone out to take on the condescending and deleterious “inheritors” of the Nigerian “estate” who made the country “ungovernable” for him. He had the means and the power to put them in their place and help them to understand that all are equal partakers in the stake called Nigeria. He had the opportunity to remind the “Born to rule” goons that Nigeria belongs to all.

GEJ had the opportunity, to reinforce the Republican nature of the Nigerian State and insist that though, “tongue and tribe may differ,” we are all one and the same with equal rights and access to whatever appurtenances Nigeria has got to offer. He should have focused on righting a lot of historical wrongs for the disenfranchised nationalities in the country and carve a niche for himself in history. He had the opportunity to save Nigeria from itself by charting a different path for it. But as his detractors often say, he is “clueless.” His actions have worsen the situation and he has continued to wallow in delusion as he allows his enemies free reign to ruin him and whatever reputation he might have had. Goodluck Jonathan is the emblem of PDP as a tragedy.  

Jonathan failed his Ijaw people. He also antagonized the Yoruba people through the length and breadth of his administration. The Yoruba were not just relegated from his administration, they were excommunicated. After being excommunicated from the Jonathan administration, the Yoruba became the butt of witch hunting, blackmailing, ridicule and undeserved humiliation. It was Jonathan administration that engineered the idea of the Yoruba State of Lagos as being “no man’s land.” He called Yoruba politicians “rascals.” If not for a Yoruba man, used by Providence, Jonathan would not be President today.  Jonathan has been odiously ungrateful to the Yoruba Nation. He is a tragedy to the aspirations of the Yoruba Nation.   

But as 2015 approaches, another serious threat to the survival of Yoruba Nation is in the horizon for which Jonathan would be indirectly culpable if it comes to fruition. Jonathan would be indirectly culpable because he has given “cover” to some compulsively traitorous Yoruba politicians to be able to actively collaborate with the enemies of Yoruba Nation in the bid to unseat him (Jonathan) because of his “cluelessness” and the tragedy that his administration represents for and to the Yoruba Nation. And that threat is represented by the leadership of the All Progressive Congress (APC) and their sentries. The APC has foreclosed its presidential ticket to the “Born to Rule” Hausa-Fulani ethnic stock. This is the ethnic nationality that has held Nigeria to ransom for the last five decades.

Both through the history of Nigerian civilian and military administrations, several ethnic nationalities have been seeking ways to extricate themselves from the bondage of the “Born to Rule” Fulani “inheritors” of the Nigerian State. Obafemi Awolowo was denied the leadership of this country by this clique because he insisted in defeudalising Nigeria. Gideon Orkar and company laid their lives down for this freedom. Tai Solarin was consumed by this struggle. Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu’s life’s trajectory was changed because of this struggle. Yohanna Madaki suffered unfairly and had his career taken from him in his bid to ensure this freedom. Alhaji Abdulrahman Shugaba was humiliated and deported from his motherland because he resisted this feudalism. Colonel Adekunle Fajuyi sacrificed his life to attain this freedom.

Ebitu Ukiwe’s career was cut short by this Hausa Fulani oligarchy while insisting on this freedom. Fela Anikulapo Kuti dedicated his talent for this struggle. His nationalist mother, Mrs. Funmilayo Ransome Kuti was murdered in this fight. Ken Saro-Wiwa died in this struggle. Gani Fawehinmi died engaged in this fight. Isaac Adaka Borro gave up the ghost seeking this freedom.  Wole Soyinka foreclosed his youth and mortgaged his adulthood in order for us to have this freedom. Beeko Ransome Kuti gave all he had for this struggle until he died. Even, Major Abubakar Umar Kankiwa, a Fulani himself, got a raw deal because he dared to dislike feudalism as espoused by the oligarchy of his ethnic nationalism.

And this precisely, is what the APC is trying to bring back and send the Yoruba Nation and other disenfranchised ethnic nationalities to another round of slavery in the name of politics! If the APC is a serious political party, intent on bringing true change to Nigeria, why must it dexterously preclude other ethnic nationalities from its presidential ticket without having to say so? To make matters worse, the APC could only showcase the worst of the Hausa-Fulani in its contenders! From a born-again cunning tyrant, incompetent and incorrigible religious fundamentalist in Mohammadu Buhari through a baptized international fraudster in Abubakar Atiku to the loudmouth political neophyte named Rabiu Kwankwanso, the APC is projecting itself as a NEW THREAT to the dreams of the constituent units of ethnic nationalities in Nigeria - to be free and be able to self determine their destinies.

For the Yoruba Nation and other ethnic nationalities in Nigeria, this indeed, is a serious dilemma!

But 2015 would not present a dilemma if we could all find the courage to do the right thing. Before the advent of further bloodshed, the killing and maiming of innocent children and women, we could muster the courage to do the right thing. Enough people have died already. If Option One – PDP and GEJ is unattractive; and Option Two – APC and the trio of Buhari, Atiku and Tinubu is also detestable, then it is time to consider Option Three – break up this façade called  Nigeria and let my people go. Yes, to your tents O Israel!! 

OBAMA GIRLS ATTACK, ELIZABETH LAUTEN IS A RACIST BIGOTED WHITE WHORE?

"Dear Sasha and Malia, I get you’re both in those awful teen years, but you’re a part of the First Family, try showing a little class. At least respect the part you play. Then again your mother and father don’t respect their positions very much, or the nation for that matter, so I’m guessing you’re coming up a little short in the ‘good role model’ department. Nevertheless, stretch yourself. Rise to the occasion. Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at a bar. And certainly don’t make faces during televised public events." - Elizabeth Lauten, a Republican from Tennessee. 

Icheoku says imagine what a fully grown adult white woman wrote about two little black girls, whose only 'sin' is that their father is presently occupying "their" White House and she is not finding their black-color adulteration of "their" White House funny? Icheoku says it appears that all these white people keep hating, as if hatred for people who  do not look like them is ingrained in their  DNA, all of them and without any exception. The only thing is that until they are caught, they keep on putting a pretentious face of being holier than thou in the racism department. Imagine this bimbo being highly critical of two little girls just for "making faces" at a White House annual Thanksgiving day turkey pardon event. 

But Icheoku knows the true underlying reason is not that the two little black girls made faces, which little girl doesn't? It is simply because of the the very fact that they are two little black girls, running around in "their" White House. Imagine asking two little girls to show some class? Then further piling up on them by bringing their parents as an issue? And condemning the two little black girls for falling short in the "role model department?" And of course telling them that they are ONLY privileged to be in "their" White House and ought to respect that circumstantial fact? And lastly equating them to girls of easy virtue (whores) ready to be picked-up at a bar? 

Anyway, Icheoku says it is only those people who are in denial of the increased racism among racist white Americans since the "ADVERSE" occupation of "their" White House by the BLACK Obama family, that still get surprised at some of these racial outbursts. As for Icheoku we fully understand the ramification of race in everything America as we live, feel and see it, everyday, everywhere; and denying its existence is being in self-denial and is unhealthy for the mental health. But unfortunately for these racist pigs, no one is living America for anybody; it is rather too late to contemplate that outcome, a desire which many of them nurse and hopelessly wish for as an eventual inevitable. Also if they may, the bad news for them is that black people will and shall survive!

OPEN APPEAL TO SAHARA REPORTERS' OMOYELE SOWORE.

Dear Mr Sowore Omoyele, 

CURRENT DIRECTION OF SR TROUBLING?

It is with the utmost reluctance and hesitation that Icheoku writes to plead with you to please tone down your current rabid fixation on President Jonathan because it is somewhat now hovering on the lunatic fringes. You have become what psychologists call borderline dysfunctional in your attacks on the president and his government while cleverly looking the other way as it concerns the other side. As a media outfit, you should report stories as they unfold but not necessarily mislead the public by skewing stories to derive a particular agenda. At the end of the day, the president might win or lose the election but SR will never be the same again, especially not in the eyes of Nigerians, many of who now regard your outfit as another yellow pages, that is not only not dispassionate but totally inbed with everything anti-Jonathan and out to do the president in.  

Your SR never reports anything positive or productive of the government including the little gains they periodically make against Boko Haram as well as other areas of noted progress, admitted more, as always, could have been done. Except if you have unknowingly fully morphed into an aparatichik of those not wishing Nigeria well, it is about time you take some introspection and rejig both your approach and needless subjective criticisms. Facts are universally sacred and objective but never subjective, except you have become another Fox News whose "just the facts" mantra excludes to mention that it is the "facts" according to their own jaundiced perception ONLY. 

Politics and politicians are like the barracks, soldier come soldier go, but barracks still stay open; so why so recklessly wage a war that is otherwise avoidable. No one ever quarrels with objective reporting or writing, but not when it crosses the line and becomes a hatchet job out to destroy and/or humiliate a president and his government?  However, Icheoku is not in a position to tell you how to live your newly chosen life of an attack dog for the APC or in any way wants to direct the trajectory of your outlet, but suffice it to say that SR has lost the lustre and great anticipation that heralded its introduction to the world and the Nigerian reading public in particular. If you must be that asinine and bias against a person of the president or his party, at least come out openly and declare for the APC like NdaNusa of Leadership Newspapers, so that people would know where you are really coming from. But please stop masquerading yourself as an investigative social media person "reporting it as you see it", admitted you may be making a killing, smiling to the banks, because of the turn you have taken. 

Your crass frenzied support for Muhammadu Buhari's presidency also unnerves millions of Nigeria who have been wondering lately whether you were born just yesterday and before Buhari's first coming that you so naively crave his second time around? What type of a democrat would so frontally be canvassing for a Muhammadu Buhari encore, fully aware of the type of despotic regime he ran between 1983 to 1985? But that is your privilege to support whoever you want, but please try to separate your personal interest from the "public" interest which SR supposedly represents. Anyway, a word should be enough for the wise and hopefully you still retained some reason to reason along this personal outreach, but you decide how you want to be remembered. 

Thanks.

Still the same as ever,

Icheoku.

BUHARI CAN NEVER RILE NIGERIA AGAIN - ARIBISALA.

"The nearest Buhari will ever get to Aso Rock in 2015 is attending Council of State meetings as a former head of state, period." - Femi Aribisala.

BOKO HARAM HITS KANO, DISUNITY FUELING THE INSURGENCY?

Icheoku says the continuing menace that is Boko Haram is still wrecking havoc in Nigeria because Nigerians have not decided to come together to fight it as a united people. Icheoku says but for the joint effort at tackling Ebola Virus Disease, may be the virus disease would have completely devastated the whole Nigerian populace by now. But Nigerians saw it as a national emergency problem which would afflict all Nigerians if unchecked, and decided to come together to tackle it as a one people and it was defeated and gone. Icheoku says this is the same attitude that Nigerians need to approach Boko Haram with and in order to similarly get rid of it. 

But a situation where some people think and perceive Boko Haram as a sectional problem or some people see it as a problem for the PDP and President Jonathan alone to fight, then Nigerians, we have a problem. Some critics of Jonathan's administration,  instead of speaking directly to Boko Haram and condemning their nefarious activities, are rather busy blaming the president for not timely solving the problem? icheoku emphasizes that such attitude emboldens Boko Haram as they see themselves as fighting a cause on behalf of some people and/or that some people at least tacitly support their activities. 

Icheoku says until this "all of us are in it" approach is adopted, with every section of the country and peoples, sitting down together to marshal out a plan to uproot these mad dogs, the problem of Boko Haram will continue unabated. Like cancer, it is metastasizing and rearing its ugly head in various parts of the North and tomorrow it might spread to other parts of the country. A matter made worse because all the key security agencies in the country are headed by Northern Muslims, yet they cannot seem to have a handle over this lingering problem caused by their fellow Muslims, the fanatical Boko Haram zealots. Icheoku says if not them, who else can speak the language these animals would understand to make them see the need to stop their campaign of impunity and great devastation. 

Icheoku queries if indeed Boko Haram is fighting for Muslims and Islamic domination of Nigeria, why are they killing their fellow Muslims who were praying to their Allah in their mosque praying grounds? If Boko Haram war-cry "Allahu Akbar" means anything to them, why are they making people who similarly believe that their 'God (Allah) is Great' suffer such avoidable and needless deaths and devastation as was witnessed today in Kano? Today over 100 Nigerians' lives were wasted in Kano under the continuing siege of the country by these faceless and cowardly miscreants. Again, Nigerians are mourning and afraid of what is becoming of their dear country. Icheoku says it is not only Kano people that the devastation happened to, it happened to the entire Nigerian people, whose fellow countrymen and women were  so callously and needlessly blown to pieces and shot with automatic weapons. Something need to be done to stem this mayhem or at least clot the bleeding. 

Icheoku says it is about time this madness is stopped and to do this, all Nigerians should see themselves as having a skin in the game; otherwise the effort to rid Nigeria of this scourge would linger on for a long time to come if not forever. Nigerians, Icheoku says, please let us all come together and join hands and give Boko Haram a concerted chase, similar to that which saw Ebola Virus Disease roundly defeated. Let us all, once and for all, rid the country of the Boko Haram continuing reek of goriness and take our country back from these bloodthirsty marauding jackals. Enough of the partisanship; enough of the sectionalism; enough of the political cum religious undertone; enough of the blame game; enough of passing of the buck and of course enough of the tepid approach, all of which are bedeviling the current effort at crushing Boko Haram! This bloodshed must end and now is the time to end it. Away with Boko Haram and may such primitive ideology, driving this lunacy, be mightily crushed and NOW.

THE OBAMA POWER MYTH, BEING IN POWER DOES NOT MEAN HAVING POWER?

Icheoku says still wondering why President Barack Obama, the first and probably the ever black president America would have, cannot do anything to fix black peoples problems in America, Africa and the world over including Haiti? Wonder no more because his is an example of a tragic-comedy of being in power but without having power. He is just but a number out of the many that constitute the jigsaw of American power structure; and in a democracy, his voice is but one and coupled to power of persuasion can only sway but a few. 

Also the United States Senate, another power repository, has 100 all white senators, none of whom is a colored person until very recently with then Senator Obama and currently Senator Booker of Newark New Jersey who is still the only minority senator in the US senate? They vote accordingly and they vote the interest they represent. So could someone please tell Icheoku why these all white senators should seriously concern themselves with "extra curricular" issues that does not advance white domination or which would water it down or threaten it. 

Power in America belongs to various entities including Wall Street, the business community, military/industrial complex, the congress and of course the security agencies. So to get any pendulum-swaying thing done, these various bodies must first be persuaded on it and even lobbied hard for them to sign off on it? Now because majority of them are virtually 100% white controlled, effecting any legislation that would favor minorities including black people often meets Kevlar bullet-proof resistance. So one does not need to be a  rocket scientist to figure out why the colored man in "their" White House is powerless in the face of all these numerous challenges facing black Americans.  To some folks, it is rather surprising that the president could not send in the cavalry to save them from the constant provocations by white people who seemingly are now doubling-down on minorities especially black people under his watch? Icheoku says it is not as if the president does not in his heart of hearts want and desire to do something about it in order to affect the status quo, but he cannot and does not have the ability to so do. 

Unfortunately the president is bound to that fate and any attempt by him to overreach himself might be forcibly resisted; and if it includes terminating his presidency in any way possible, so be it. After all this is America and in America, vested interests and dollar bills are the only two things that actually matter and propel everything. It therefore goes without saying that anyone in the White House must respect this gear that drives America; a fact that becomes even more imperative when that person is a "That One". This is the complexity of the now in America especially with regard to the disillusionment of many with  the Obama presidency. It also further drives the disappointment in the African American community, that their OWN person is in the White House and is not coming to their aid and rescue from all these white police officers who are constantly and frequently killing their children. When the high unemployment rate in their community, joblessness, dysfunctional homes, rapid-fire imprisonments and a skewed justice system, unfairly targeting blacks, as well as a laundry list of other things disproportionately affecting African Americans then their anger and disappointment at the president boils over. 

It is not as if these tipped scale just effervesced overnight, no, they have been there for ages and this is what stirred the joy and jubilation that initially accompanied President Obama's election, that at last a messiah has come to liberate them and lessen their burden. But as every black person in America is sadly finding out, it seems their lot was perhaps better under the previous order. At least there was no great expectation, hence no disappointment; as everybody knew what the deal was right off the bat. But when you have your own person in authority, expecting that he would do something to alleviate your hardship and he does not, disappoints you or fails to meet your expectation, then it become doubly troubling. This is the fate of blacks in America as well as the overall minorities under President Barack Obama's presidency. Their heightened expectations and raised hopes were not only not met, but were dashed; and regrettably, they may never recover from their damaged psyche to start believing in fairness of America again. 

Icheoku understands the power game in America and knows the great limitations of President Barack Obama. As a result, instead of joining the lynch mob, Icheoku sympathizes with the man who is hanging in that limbo and perhaps praying he safely completes his term in office. Icheoku does not particularly blame him for failing to do much and/or for literally doing nothing for the black community of America. Desiring an outcome is one thing and being allowed to 'mission accomplish' it, is another; and Icheoku honesty believe that the later was the president's hamstrung not the former. Good intentions that were frustrated was a major part of it and on hindsight, possibly he is regretting ever running for the office when he could not use it to reposition things and/or making promises that he did not know then they would not allow him to fulfill. 

Anyway, it is the way of the world and it is what it is; admitted that blacks are heavily disappointed that one of them could not and was unable to salvage or ameliorate their situation in America. But black  Americans will survive, they survived 400 years of slavery, they survived pre-Obama presidency and they will survive anything post-Obama presidency will throw at them. It will not matter either what the white people decides to further dump at them to make their lives more living hellish and as punishment that one of them dared occupy "their" White House and as deterrent for any future further attempt? It would only require perseverance and prayerful stoicism as well as strength to overcome the future without a "protector" in "them" White House. Icheoku says when the history and stock of President Obama's presidency is finally written and taken, it will be possibly summarized thus: "His, was an example of when being in power does not translate into and is not tantamount to having power and black Americans felt the impact roundly."

ORJI KALU Vs. ORJI UZOR KALU, A TESTAMENT AGAINST POLITICAL GOD-FATHERISM?

Icheoku says any observer of the Nigerian political landscape, particularly as it appertains to Abia State, would have noticed the cut-throat rivalry or rather intolerance of one another that is existing between the current state governor Orji Kalu and his erstwhile mentor and former governor of the same state Orji Uzor Kalu. This fact of consequence has so perturbed Icheoku that Icheoku wonders what in the hell is wrong with Igbo people that they cannot easily get along together with themselves? Their penchant for always wanting to be in the lead and never to be led; as well as their never submitting under the authority of one of them, especially one that knows better, is an issue of grave concern and a militating factor against their political progress in Nigeria. Icheoku asks Igbo people and their republicanism, to please tell Icheoku how far this their attitude has led them and how many leaders can a people have at the same time? 

Icheoku is writing this opinion piece because ever since the present governor was smuggled or "elected", straight from where he was locked up in jail to the government house in Umuahia, there is no love lost between him and the very man that supervised that feat. Well meaning Nigerians, including none biased Igbo people as well as Icheoku ask in bewildered amazement, what is this beef between the apparent mentor and his mentored, that cannot be settled? Whatever it is, does the present governor not ever advert his mind that without the former governor's help, that he would not have become the governor of Abia state? Further, that irrespective of how personally popular he might have been during that election,  that being physically in prison,  drastically and automatically constrained his chances of being elected governor? Yet he won and someone made it possible; but suddenly that facilitator is now the governor's worst enemy? This baffles many conscientious and objective observers of the politics of Abia State and they want an answer as well as a resolution of whatever it is that tore this people apart.

Why, Icheoku asks, cannot this governor let bygones be bygones and let all Abian PDP politicians move forward as a one united partisans? Plateau State Governor Jang just showed an example of how to carry all the people along by reconciling with all hitherto disenfranchised Plateau State PDP politicians, including former governor Dariye. Icheoku emphasizes that at least, Governor Orji Kalu should show some respect to his former mentor, Uzor Orji Kalu, and allow him some political space to operate in his Abia State. As his predecessor and the man who once held fort therein, it is a good political gesture and laudable magnanimity and by necessary implication, precedent setting. Governor Orji Kalu himself will soon become an ex-governor and Icheoku asks would he accept what he is presently dishing out to the man he succeeded from his successor? Icheoku says their latest dirty fight over the refusal of the governor to let the former governor go to the senate is otherwise avoidable, were the governor a thinking politician who craves a place in history.  The smack down which has forced the former governor to demand refund of his deposit and incidental fees for declaration of interest,  shows that their family feud has no end in sight and has only become more asinine. Icheoku condemns this unforgiven spirit of the governor and maintains that Orji Uzor Kalu has suffered enough political isolation in the hands of the man he helped become governor of Abia State from where he was in prison and deserves some reprieve. 

The only good lesson derivable from this Abia State impasse  is the utility or otherwise of sponsoring or endorsing anyone to any political office in Nigeria. As has been shown with the current governor of Abia State who later turned around to become his sponsor's worst nightmare, such is an effort in futility. A nemesis of some sort, who would readily brand such sponsor his worst enemy number one that must be politically crushed or caged, isolated, banished and emasculated completely. Icheoku strongly believes that on hindsight, Orju Uzor Kalu must be regretting his action, ever sponsoring a man who is in prison custody to the governorship of Abia State. That the same man was an Alusi Okija deity worshipper did not matter to Orji Uzor Kalu then, nor deterred his action to "elect" him as governor to occupy the government house in Umuahia? But hey, Icheoku has no dog in the fight and so could care less who Abians decided should governor them or how they went about arriving at that decision. What a hard, bitter lesson to learn, that sometimes your well intentioned action often turns out to be your worst nightmare. But illegality is illegality and if it begets illegality, so be it, who gives a damn? 

Lastly, because humans do not necessarily learn from history or allow past experiences to guide their present action, the present crop of soon to be ex-governors are busy endorsing and sponsoring candidates to succeed them as well to other legislative offices of their states. Icheoku asks what is the guarantee that they will not similarly suffer the same fate which they are exposing their former mentors to; assuming what goes around still comes around?  Are these soon to be former governors not thinking that possibly their new political god-sons might someday suddenly grow up, following their inauguration, and begin to chastise them to the extent of even chasing them away from their states? But only time will tell the treachery hidden in the hearts of men. Icheoku and the elements "dey laugh" at the follies and foibles of man, as presented by these current lords of manor in these states, who presently see themselves as demo-gods, before whom every person in their state must bow and tremble. But one good thing with time and which time only does very well, is human humbling. Icheoku says sooner than later, it will be deja vu pay back time, with these now beloved political god-sons dealing the then former governors the same very back hands these governors are presently dealing their own predecessors. What indeed are we humans, that we are this daft, not to correctly imbibe history and apply it as our guiding compass to all our future actions? 

EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN - BUHARI?

"Everything is going down in spite of all the money. What are they doing with the money. We must stop PDP from destroying this country. If we don’t get rid of the PDP, PDP will get rid of (us) Nigerians. We are fed up. Whatever your sentiments let us work together and rebuild this country.” - Muhammadu Buhari.

FERGUSON OFFICER WILSON'S NO INDICTMENT VERDICT, NOT SURPRISING?

Icheoku says Americans would have been rather surprised were the officer indicted than the no indictment verdict returned. After all this is America and we all know how little to nothing a value, the blackman commands before the eyes of these white people. So what if another one of these monkeys is killed; at least it is another good riddance of their nuisance value? Icheoku is emphatic that anyone who was so delusional to have anticipated  a different outcome from the nearly all white grand jury, does not appreciate the wide chasm that is racial animosity in America. These white people have been getting away with killing black people all the time and every time, so why would the killing of another one of them called Michael Brown make any difference now? 

Icheoku says white Americans know the grand game they are playing, trying to control black population by any and every means possible - those they cannot put in prison, they kill, and those left out of this two options, are left jobless and end up on the streets as useless homeless crackheads. It is the grand plan of the white people to contain and decimate black people, but unfortunately black Americans don't seem to get it, in order to re-strategize on how they would confront the increasing impetuousness of those recklessly killing them and without suffering any consequence whatsoever. Today, yet another white police officer shot and killed a twelve year old black boy playing with his toy pistol. According to the police-killer, his life was in danger, so he fired fatal shots at the twelve year old boy?  There was no report of the little boy being first asked to drop his weapon or to surrender or even him being tasered; but instead a deadly force was used and the little boy is no more. Afterall he is black and it does not matter if he was playing with his toy gun as he is already learning to be a tug and stop him early is a plausible argument, one may add?

Icheoku says it is a well orchestrated scheme and it is happening throughout the America - white police killing black people for no reason at all other than as mere pastime sport. Imagine an unarmed black man was shot by a racist white police officer, a grand jury made up of nine white people and only three black persons was impanelled by a white district attorney, whose father was killed by a blackman in the sixties and please let someone with brains and doing some addition, not ask Icheoku if vendetta played any role? Recall that a week before the jury reached a verdict, the streets of Ferguson was saturated with battle ready agents of the state with battle field armored vehicles and artillery and you ask yourself for what? So query, what prompted such a preemptive readiness if not that a predetermined outcome was being anticipated? The jury was initially hung on Friday but were forced to arrive at this verdict by Monday. But once again please do not ask Icheoku because Icheoku is not telling.  

In America everything is somewhat, somehow, skewed for a predetermined outcome, including the legal system. A grand jury as opposed to a jury, for instance, is made up of mostly retired people who have the time to spare as they often have a life of twelve months. Now ask yourself who has the time to sit and sit for one year, if he or she has a job to go to or some bills needing some unearned dollar bills to pay? They are mostly retired white folks who have this bruised ego that they are fast losing their country to these strangers and feel duty-bound to help do something about it? Even sometimes when as a blackman you want to try and contribute to make some difference, they would stop you as they have a lot of inbuilt barriers to frustrate your good intentions. Today for example, Icheoku was voir dired out, for the umpteenth time, from sitting in a jury, despite the best effort to dutifully make oneself available. Once they notice some fire in you or that you have some thinking in your head or would fearlessly air your opinion and not fitting their "typical" blackman template, they would exclude you. They only want people they can intimidate into signing off on predetermined outcomes, it would seem? Their Uncle Toms are allowed some form of accommodation, provided they know their boundaries and do what they are told and speak only when spoken to. 

Icheoku says the only real fear with what is going on in America, regarding increasingly deteriorating race relations, is that these white people might, somewhere down the road, succeed in radicalizing these oppressed black people and then their real problem will begin. Presently, it is much easier to send in tomahawks and F-16s as well as drones over the skies of the Middle East to bomb the hell out of those terrorists Al Queidas, ISI, Hezbollah, Nassura Front and what have you; but imagine when these white people succeeds in turning these black people into terrorists in their midst and please someone tell Icheoku how they plan to contain them? It will amount to throwing a red carpet reception for the Middle East turmoil right here inside the heartland of America as over thirty million black people cannot be all shot, bombed or droned to death nor would they build enough prisons and prisons large enough to hold all of them. A hopeless life sometimes is not worth living and this helps drive terrorism; and please dear God do not let it come to this in America.

It is indeed quite unfortunate and heartrending what is going on in America across racial lines. The saddest part is that the colored man in "their" white House is powerless and cannot do anything against this exacerbating injustice and oppression. Icheoku opines that President Barack Obama is probably playing it safe himself walking a fine thin line, lest they would crash Airforce One and blame it on an accident. Ron Brown was similarly killed over Bosnia and an unseen mountain was blamed for it? Anyway, talk of being in power without having power and Icheoku pities this state of limbo, where you know that apparent injustice has been meted out to one of your people but yet you cannot do anything about it. 

Icheoku bemoans it is America and America has its dark underbelly. Rest in peace Michael Brown. Hopefully, and provided there is heaven and hell and a GOD, assuming they are not all tales geared at colonizing peoples' minds; on the last day, Officer Darren Wilson will face Michael Brown in judgment and say "I am sorry for unlawfully dispatching you before your time. I lied to cover it up, please forgive me and please help me ask God not to send me to the hottest part of hell." What a blatant provocation that an unarmed blackman was needlessly killed and a load of lies told to cover it up. Imagine the police officer testifying that Michael Brown struck him and you asks yourself which sane person in America gets near to an armed and dangerous trigger-ready police officer, talkless of striking the police officer? But hey, what does Icheoku or any other egg-head know about how race relations could improve in America under this kind of happenstances and growing circumstances. 

Who knows whether Malcolm X figured it out, admitted he was summarily executed to stifle his approach, that those who make peaceful change impossible make violent change inevitable. Icheoku says may be it is about time there is a direct confrontation as opposed to all these 'we shall overcome' marches that never gets the job done. Something gotta yield as it cannot remain this recycling motions all the time. Please let anyone who has a better solution to get us all out of this racial quagmire please share with Icheoku and the rest of Americans as we are all tired of this hamster on a wheel never ending sad stories. Enough of the killing, let there be peace and may these white people know that black people are people and not just disposable and expendable monkeys. The sad news is that black people have no where they can run or go to, as their roots in Africa have been completely obliterated with brainwashing and policies so tailored. So please white people what do you truly want black people to do in order for you to stop killing and hurting them? An answer would go a long way in helping the situation. Please white people stop killing US.

IGBOS ARE NOMADS - NWABUEZE OBI.

"We are nomadic. Over ninety percent of our investments are outside Igboland. If you go anywhere and do not see an Igbo man, then it is not habitable. If we can channel these gifts to have a united front, we can succeed." - Nwabueze Obi. Icheoku says provided Miyetti Allah cattle rearers will permit the sharing of that enviable position with the Igbos of Southeast Nigeria.

MARION BARRY, DEAD AT 78.

Icheoku says the man who served three terms as Mayor of Washington DC and nearly ended his political career in a drug controversy is dead. Former Washington DC mayor Marion Barry died of hypertensive cardiovascular disease aided by kidney disease and diabetes.  Marion Barry was 78 years old. 

Icheoku recalls that Marion Barry became known as the cocaine-snorting mayor of Washington DC following his burst in a hotel by the FBI, snorting the white stuff. He went to prison and came back to reestablish his political career but it floundered, although he later was elected as a councillor representing his district.  At last Marion Barry has conclusively, finally parted ways with his drug habit, now dead; as the dead can do no wrong nor break any law again, including illegal drug use. 

Icheoku says all his good works as mayor and political activist notwithstanding, Marion Barry would be remembered mostly, especially by his detractors, as the cocaine snorting mayor of Washington DC. Icheoku says rest in peace mayor and if you see the white substance up there, please look the other way. Adieu Barry!

BUHARI IS A DECEIT - UDUMEBRAYE

"Over the years, Buhari name has come to be erroneously associated with discipline, transparency and accountability. This reputation, as we all know, is based on propaganda. As head of the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF), Buhari, not only sanctioned and approved an arrangement which gave the Management of all the Agency projects (worth billions of naira) to only one consulting firm, made up of only Northerners, including the late Salihijo and loquacious Nasir el-Rufai. What came out of the billions? Where are the projects?" - Udumebraye

TAMBUWAL JUMPS FENCE, REMOVES HONOR IN HONORABLE?

"Today the Emir of Kano has humbly made peace with GEJ, visiting Aso Rock twice. To showcase how much Emir Sanusi has been belittled, even the APC Governor of Kano came out to tell the world that he sent and permitted (a whole) Emir of Kano's visit to make peace with GEJ. Can you imagine that? Same fate awaits Tambuwal as he has already been reduced to a fence-jumping FUGITIVE." - Chinedu Nwosu. 

Icheoku says like the removing of the range in Range Rover according to Little Kim, former Speaker of the Nigerian's House of Representatives, by this shameful act, has thus removed the honor in his honorable. Icheoku says fence jumping is an illegality as only those who are not lawfully entitled or eligible to be on a premises, resort to such flagrant violation of a secured premises, scaling the fence. Icheoku queries can a supposed law maker and speaker of the house, who supposedly is the chief law maker of the country, still claim title to such a cathedral, having so broken the law governing premises? Icheoku says Nigeria, we hail thee; and this is part of the group of the lawless people making laws for Nigeria? 

ELECTION 2015, WILL BE FIRE FOR FIRE - OSHIOMHOLE

"Any attempt to misuse the armed forces to rig election in 2015, it will be fire for fire. Only a coward die several times before his death. We will stand as soldiers of democracy. We will fight for our fatherland and victory shall come." - Adams Oshiomhole. Icheoku says with the manner these APC chieftains are piling up on President Jonathan and calling for the destruction of Nigeria in the event they are not handed power in 2015 calls for many soul searching. 

Query: why must these guys in APC think that they alone know how to ferment trouble or do they think they are scarring anyone by their continual boastful braggadocio to rain down mayhem on Nigeria come 2015? Why must a people bereft of any convincing ideas or superior and better political messaging, now resort to threatening the same people and country they want to preside over? What happened to marshaling a more compelling argument why Nigerians should rather vote for the APC instead of continuously threatening to visit mayhem on the country should the inevitable of their not getting power happen? 

Icheoku says the days of operation "we tie, do or die, my way or the highway" politics of reclamation is since over and the APC needs to get this. What Nigerians need and are  now practicing is politics of ideas and how to move the process and country forward; so may the superior idea triumph in 2015 rather than destructive forces. 

From their biggest man Bola Tinubu who promised Nigerians  to "rig and roast", to a presidential candidate Muhammadu Buhari's threat to  soak the land with the blood of those "dogs and baboons", to Rivers State Governor Rotimi Amaechi who has now similarly threatened anarchy with the establishment of a parallel government, to yet another presidential candidate Abubakar Atiku who has called upon Nigerians to rise up in arms against the government under the guise of defending themselves against Boko Haram, as if Nigeria is already a lawless state without state apparatus to deal with such criminality. Now their Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State has also thrown his feather-weight behind the call to violence and you wonder if fermenting violence in 2015 has now become part of the agenda of the APC. 

But like the Americans say, if it quacks and walks like a duck, it might be a duck; so the APC should be held responsible for any violence that erupts during the 2015 election. It is now increasingly apparent that only the APC have a reason to cause violence in 2015 because they, like the biblical two women before King Solomon, are prepared to destroy that which they cannot get? Like with every desperado, they are nearing desperateness in their hunger, quest and pursuit of power in Nigeria and they are beginning to see its elusiveness and are now resorting to intimidation by threat of violence to try and coarse Nigerians? Otherwise why would anyone wish to destroy something he truly loves and cares for except the professed love is not genuine. 

Icheoku asks for general restraint and hereby calls for any remaining voice of reason in the APC, to please caution their people against making such inciting boastful and arrant threats. Icheoku is emphatic that no one is going to rig the election of 2015 and the APC knows this, but are merely trying in vain, to cause apprehension in the country and scare away would be voters from the polls. Further, no Nigerian blood deserves to be shed because of an election or struggle for vain power and any body who shades Nigerians' blood in 2015 will leave to regret it. Enough of all these bomb-throwing rhetoric by the APC chieftains and you wonder if their chieftains are this unguarded, what would their unleashed underlings do to innocent Nigerians? Icheoku says what these APC honchos are vomiting and preparing to do is indeed very  pitiful and condemnable.

UNITY IN TOGETHERNESS - JONATHAN

"Together in unity we overcame Ebola and in the process demonstrated the strength of the Nigerian spirit and together, united, we must maintain vigilance." - President Goodlukc Jonathan. Icheoku concurs and says a lot could be so achieved - TEAMWORK.

BILL COSBY'S SEXUAL MOLESTATION ACCUSATION, DOUBTFUL?

Icheoku says a 1982 'sexual assault' only coming to light in 2014, thirty two long years after, is not only doubtful but most likely improbable? Icheoku says either it did not happen at all, was consensual or the bitch, looking for some free media time, decided to retell a story with some embellishment?  Query, why would any person including the accuser, feeling so violently violated by a sexual act, keep mute about the assault, not contacting the police or at least telling it to her best friend; and then waited for memories to grow faint, to now tell her version of events that allegedly happened thirty two long years ago? 

Icheoku says it was in the same manner that Mike Tyson was 'wrongfully accused and convicted' for a consensual sex termed rape by a woman, who willingly sneaked into his hotel room in a see through lingerie by 2.00am in the night and afterwards changed her mind and retold the story of what happened as a rape? Icheoku asks what was Janice Dickinson doing on the bed of Bill Cosby's private Lake Tahoe suit anyway, wearing only pajamas, in the middle of the night and after being so wasted?  Moreso, she admitted that she was seeking help with her career improvement with the visit with Bill Cosby? Icheoku wondered whether she did not go there prepared to do whatever it took, including offering herself to Bill Cosby,  to get her career going again? 

Icheoku says women often think that their body is the best thing they can ever pony up to induce a man to do their bidding? So is anyone thinking with Icheoku in this direction that probably, Janice so freely pawned up her privates only to turn around, thirty two long years later, in an effort to get some free media, with her claim of sexual molestation?Anyway, if America is buying her hogwash, Icheoku certainly is not so beguiled. Icheoku's position is founded on so many historical experiences of wrong accusations and after the fact remorseful change of mind stories that unduly prejudiced an otherwise innocent accused person. Bill Cosby might also be another victim of this type of lynching of character based on made-up tales, fathoms and lies. 

Icheoku is not saying that nothing probably happened between Janice and Bill Cosby, but if, it was most likely consensual and at worst not freely given as in a but-for-career-opportunity manner, in a quid pro quo fashion. But who cares! Please Americans, let us permit these old fellas who have rightly earned their plumage to be able to fly into their sunset without all these needless effort at tarnishing their hard earned reputation and image or causing them undue stress and probably high blood pleasure. That is not to suggest that perverts and molesters should be shielded because of who they are but thirty two long years of silence of the accuser should somewhat provided some shield in this case, calls it a form of statutory bar if you like. Icheoku says to Janice and other haters, please leave the old man Cosby alone, let Bill Cosby be.

I AM COMMITTED TO PRINCIPLE OF NON VIOLENCE - JONATHAN

"In this election season, I appeal to all of you not to harm, maim or kill anyone and not to incite violence of any kind. We must never forget our common bond, one people, from the womb of Nigeria. Again I say, my ambition to serve you is not worth the blood of any Nigerian, I remain committed to this principle of non violence." - President Jonathan. 

Icheoku says if only Muhammadu Buhari will follow suit and forsake his planned killing of all those Nigerians he considers as "dogs and baboons" Nigerians will have a peaceful election. Muhammmadu Buhari should emulate the path of peace as laid by Jonathan by pledging similarly not to shed the blood of Nigerians  the dogs and baboons inclusive, just because of an elected office. Icheoku calls on Buhari to denounce his earlier threat to trigger a river of blood of Nigerians in case his unattainable, inordinate ambition falls through.

Icheoku says in 2015, Nigerians please reject Buhari. Say no to Buhari. Do not vote for Buhari. Vote for the other guy, not necessarily because you love him so much or that he has impressed you so much with mouth-gaping accomplishments; BUT simply because Buhari is not a tolerable option. Icheoku says Buhari is worse than EBOLA virus disease, would wreck Nigeria's march forward and therefore should be quarantined very far away and out of the vicinity of Aso Rock, forever and ever!

POWER PROBLEM STILL PERSISTS IN NIGERIA - OSHIOMHOLE

"As long as the PDP is in power, Nigerians would be out of power. As long as the PDP has power, Nigeria will never have power. Even as we speak in this stadium, this stadium is being powered by generator." Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomhole. 

SHEKAU ENDORSES BUHARI?

TAMBUWAL CHICKENS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE?

"Having consulted widely, taking into consideration the concerns of some elders of the party, I have decided to suspend my participation in the presidential contest for now. I have done so as a sacrifice for the the cohesion and unity of the APC. I am suspending my participation in the presidential race for now because I do not have any inordinate ambition to occupy any office. Nigeria is a country too great to sacrifice on the altar of partisan politics and personal ambition. What any one becomes in life is exclusively in the hands of God. Only God gives power to whoever he pleases." - Aminu Tambuwal, former PDP Speaker House of Representatives.

Icheoku says with those words the man touted as the anointed one from the House of Fodio just did a u-turn on his supporters and chickened out of the APC presidential candidate's race. Icheoku says when Nigerians were beginning to seriously take a second look at the man from Sokoto as a potential presidential candidate of the APC and possibly president of Nigeria, the man disappointed them, developed cold feet and ran away. , turned tail and scurried away. Icheoku says Aminu Tambuwal understood  that if you cannot stand the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen and so did the needful. Unfortunately, Tambuwal could not even last one full week into his foray, before he found out how scorching a heat, running for the highest office in the land is? Icheoku says it would appear that Tambuwal, cognizant of Atiku and Buhari's almost desperate ambition to become president, somewhat threw subtle jabs at both men when he said he does not have 'inordinate ambition to occupy any office' and that Nigeria should not be sacrificed because of any personal ambition. He also threw one at his APC party when he admonished that no partisan politics should operate to dismember Nigeria.

Icheoku had doubts whether Aminu Tambuwal, assuming he secures the APC ticket, could possibly win in a general election because of his inexperience, paucity of funds and other ancillary factors and reasons. However Icheoku did not know that Tambuwal does not have fire in his stomach to play in the big league; as his panic and scamper under a little pressure from the camp of Muhammadu Buhari now establishes? took flight? Icheoku queries how a man who could not stand his party's 'ordinary' primary battle, ever planned to prosecute a general presidential election and/or go on to rule a complex society like Nigeria? Anyway, a good riddance, his exit was; what a nuisance! But his flight notwithstanding, Icheoku still stands by our earlier story that Aminu Tambuwal was the preferred choice of Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida and the House of Fodio.

So with the meddlesome interloper now gone, the focus and permutation once again returns back to Muhammadu Buhari and Abuabakar Atiku. The other good news coming from Tambuwal's exit is that it will now delay if not abort Baba Iyabo's planned defection to the APC. It is again back to status quo in a party stuck with two unpalatable presidential candidates, Muhammadu Buhari and Abubakar Atiku. Icheoku asks, so who 'dey laugh' now in Nigeria but President Jonathan who has previously beaten both men in a presidential election and will most likely repeat same feat again in 2015. Baba Iyabo who never stopped laughing at Abubakar Atiku, also still 'dey laugh' at Atiku's never ending spam ambition. Nigerian people also 'dey laugh' at the arrogance of Muhammadu Buhari, in desiring to rule them again after the bitter experience that was his first time around. Icheoku says 2015 is still very too far away and heavily laden with so many unknowns. Icheoku says between now and 2015, it is like a thousand years with so many things and possibilities that could go wrong or dramatically or drastically change so many things. Until 2015 comes and goes, nobody knows what will happen and so Icheoku says, so long Tambuwal!