Icheoku says once again, medical research is out to panic the Monica Lewinskys of this world, as they have added oral copulation to those practices that will kill you? In addition to smoking and drinking, some crazed-out research fellows now says that 'cleaning the chalice and polishing the knob' will give you cancer of the mouth and throat aka Oropharynx cancer. Icheoku concludes that either these research people are agents of the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccine manufacturers and wants more commission from getting men also vaccinated or they are simply a bunch of sadists who are not happy seeing humans enjoy their life and are bent on frustrating any enjoyment whatsoever. No smoking, no drinking and now no polishing of the knob or cleaning of the vessel? Icheoku says it is better to die doing what you enjoy than to die miserable; afterall everybody gonna die, so what the heck of trying to live your life on someone else standards? To hell with these detractors and inhibitors!
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Christy 'Apena' Essien-Igbokwe , the wife of Jegede Shokoya of the New Masquerade and Nigeria's lady of songs is dead; she was 51years old. Although her family claimed that "brief Illness" killed her like so many Nigerians; Icheoku retorts that it was most likely AKwa Ibom voodoo and remote control that was used to arrest her. It is on record that she had fallen out with the governor of her native Akwa Ibiom State and have been having a relentless war for political turf with the governor? So who knows whether she was sacrificed to Ekpe cult or even Alusi-Okija as an offal; afterall African science is still very much alive and portent. May her soul rest in peace.
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