SENATOR JOHN McCAIN IS MORE OF THE SAME!

Senator John Sidney McCain is an insider and member of the exclusive George Bush family. Pictures do not tell lies! Senator John McCain is more of the same George Walker Bush! So if you are not yet tired of these past eight years, John McCain is your man but if you like millions other Americans waiting for a pivot from the sordid mess of these past years, then join the Obama+Biden freedom and hope train to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Do not be left behind!

Now please welcome to the Bush family happy moments caught in pictures. As you watch these pictures of George Walker Bush's family reunion, notice how gleeful Senator John McCain is, enjoying every bit of the family rendezvous! If only these pictures did not exist, may be Senator John McCain would have been able to lie to the American people that he does not have any serious affinity with George Bush. But at last, Senator John McCain enjoys the revered membership of this exclusive family so much so that he forgot that the baggage of these past eight years will follow him like a tortoise shell into this election. More of the same is not what the American people want now. Electing Senator John McCain will be a tacit approval of the one "heck" of a job George Bush did these past eight years which has resulted in the emergency in the financial industry. We cannot afford to taunt the world now with a catch me if you can attitude. John McCain may be a good man, a war hero etc but such a man is not the palliative balm America and the world need at this trying times. We need a complete separation from the past eight years and anything short of total severance will not suffice. Senator John McCain is attached to the hip with George Bush and his face is a mask for George Bush. It is an untouchable ticket and like an outcast, must not be touched but rejected!

Anyone reading this piece who has any reason why Senator John McCain should be voted for, please let us know that we may share same with our world-wide audience. But as for Icheoku and family, there is no reason whatsoever to cast away such a precious vote for a man whose actions and deeds these past years shows a man in tandem with George W. Bush! So why throw away your vote only to get the same George Bush's four more years of want, bad economy. failed foreign policy, hatred, despair and heightened apprehension and hopelessness.

Senator John McCain is more of the same!


Senator John McCain is in bed with George Bush!

Senator John McCain does not care for you!

Senator John McCain is an opportunist!

Senator John McCain is a wife deserter!

Senator John McCain does not have character!

Senator John McCain embellished his war efforts!

Senator John McCain was not shot down in Vietnam but crashed his fighter plane and was captured!

America, Senator John McCain is a sleek and contriving fellow; he will do and say anything to be elected thereafter, he will abandon Americans to their fate. His first wife, Carol McCain is a living testament that he is only a jolly-good fella who will abandon ship once it starts to take in water. Carol was involved in an accident, and Senator John McCain abandoned her for Cindy Hensley McCain. Only a good-weather friend will do such a thing and Icheoku says that Senator John McCain so qualifies! How can someone who left his wife because she was was involved in an auto-accident be allowed to be president of this great compassionate country? Icheoku says such act should not be rewarded but rejected as not only is it reprehensible but is very despicable as it is condemnable! Senator John McCain does not deserve your votes; especially all those mistreated women and ladies of this great country. It is about time enough becomes enough! Send a message to Senator John McCain that marriage is for good and bad and not merely when the wife is a trophy swim-suit model wife. What character does this show?

Senator John McCain does not get it! Senator John McCain is part of the "oligarchs" that are growing within the America polity and we must collectively resist it as it is evil and does not bode well for the future of this country!




These two guys have so many things in common that their governments will be complimentary of each other! Above all both were party fraternity boys who never cared about studies. the result is that both came bottom of their class and one of them can hardly speak good phonetic English while the other stammers though sentences and sometimes could not correctly pronounce even names of people. How can this George Bush mirror-image govern if not by replicating all the failed policies of George Walker Bush. Eight horrible years is enough and the world cannot c=stand another four or more years of just the same!

Senator John McCain is a member of the Bush country club and should you elect him, he will abandon you like his wife Carol McCain and take care of his country-club members!

Do not do it! Senator John McCain is not what the doctor ordered! Senator John McCain is more of the same!















Icheoku says pictures do not lie! Senator John McCain is a fully integrated member of George Walker Bush family and he is more of the same. So America, please do not be fooled with the hands of Esau and voice of Jacob! Senator John McCain and George Bush are the same person, same blood and ain't good for America. Fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me! Do not be hoodwinked into reelecting George Bush under the guise of Senator John McCain! America, whatever you do, please do not vote for Senator John McCain. He is too toxic for America! We do not have a future with such an old outdated man who abandoned his first wife for a bimbo! Please America, do the world proud, tell the world that we are rational voters and not just crazed-out plebeians. America please show these duo the way out of the White-house, they do not belong there anymore. The EXIT is all that is desirable of these evil-twins because John McCain and George Bush are just the same!

Once again, Icheoku repeats Senator Hillary Clinton's war cry, No Way! No HOw! No McCain! No Palin!

NIGERIAN ELDER STATESMAN CHIEF CC ONOH SPEAKS!

The father of Enugu State and the man who led the effort to make that state a reality has spoken! Elder statesman and former Governor of old Anambra State, Chief (Dr) Christian Chukwuma Onoh, Aninefungwu 1 and Okaa Omee of Ngwo, Enugu State blamed the numerous problems facing Nigeria today on an existing structural imbalance in her 48 years of existence.

Chief CC Onoh who was speaking on the occasion of Nigeria's 48th Independence anniversary remarked that not only did the British unwillingly grant Nigeria Independence in 1960, it went on to rig the 1962 election to produce a Northerner as Prime Minister, whereas the Sardauna of Sokoto Ahmadu Bello, leader of the North then, never wanted one Nigeria!

The Sardauna's position, the 80 year Octogenarian said, was contrary to the vision of one Nigeria promoted by other founding fathers, including Nnamdi Azikiwe and Obafemi Awolowo, of blessed memories. Chief CC Onoh, who blamed the structural imbalance in Nigeria on Northern domination of power, spoke to a correspondent at his country home in Ngwo, Enugu State, Nigeria.

Chief CC Onoh recalled that, "three parties emerged then - namely the west's party Action Group (AG) led by Chief Obafemi Awolowo with slogan of 'More Abundant', the north's party Northern Peoples Congress (NPC) led by Sardauna of Sokoto Ahmadu Bello with slogan of 'One North, One People, One Destiny' and the east's party National Council for Nigeria and Cameroons (NCNC) led by Dr Nnamdi Azikwe, later National Council for Nigerian Citizens) with the slogan OF 'One Nigeria'.

According to Chief CC Onoh, it is obvious from the northern slogan that the Sardauna never believed in one Nigeria, but in 'One North, One People, One Destiny'. The British was forced to grant Independence to Nigeria and Zik also said that we got Independence on a platter of gold. No sooner we got the Independence in 1960 than trouble started in the North in 1962, and 'Operation wetie' between Awolowo and Akintola that prompted the re-alignment of political parties. Continuing Chief CC Onoh said, we must remember that Sardauna said that if for any reason the British go, the North will continue their uninterrupted conquest to the sea. The British prepared the way for them and they rigged the election. And when you talk about election rigging today, it is the African perfecting what the British taught him. They (British) rigged the election to ensure that the North produced the Prime Minister. They rigged the election because they did not trust Zik and Awolowo. It was as a result of the trouble in the West that got two political incompatibles to unite, Zik, Okpara and Ademola or so. With this, the British were hoping to come back and this led to the 1966 coup. At the heat of the coup, Gowon said that the basis for unity of the country does not exist. Since then, 48 years after, the Igbo have been at the receiving end," Onoh said.

According to Chief CC Onoh, since the murder of Aguiyi-Ironsi, no Igbo man has tasted power, while the military oligarchy from the North that held onto power over the years made sure they favoured their area more than other sections of the country on issues like state and local government creations that formed the basis for revenue allocations. Chief CC Onoh said that before oil was discovered in Nigeria, the North insisted on 50 per cent derivation, all targeted against a section of the country and through the back door, with the creation of local governments by the military and revenue allocation formula, carted away everything.

Continuing Chief CC Onoh said that when oil was discovered in Oloibiri Rivers State, Shell BP and the North conspired to change the horse in the middle of the stream. They slashed the hitherto 50% derivation and introduced a new 33.3 per cent derivation and by the time former military head of state Sani Abacha died, it went down to as little as 1.5 per cent derivation.

On the possibility of the proposed constitution review by the National Assembly to address these issues, he said the legislators lack the credibility to embark on the exercise, having all emerged through the most fraudulent elections in Nigeria. Chief CC Onoh advocated the use of a plebiscite in producing a new constitution for Nigeria; Chief CC Onoh also described the newly created Niger Delta Ministry as a mere palliative that cannot solve the problems of the region.

NIGERIA AT 48:- ANYTHING WORTH CELEBRATING?

Today October 1st 2008 marks the forty eight anniversary of Nigeria's Independence from Britain. At forty-eight years, one would like to ask, is there anything really worthy of celebration by Nigerians? To which Icheoku says in response, except the plague of useless and unpatriotic "leaders" who have never inspired anyone nor endeavored to inscribe their names in the marble of good government. A crop of leadership who has repeatedly and respectively looted the country dry and helped in driving it further aground. These people are the albatross suffocating and choking Nigeria since her coming into being in 1960. From October 1st 1960 till date, Nigeria has never had a leader strictly so called!

On the occasion of this 48th Independence anniversary celebration, Icheoku calls on all Nigerians to spend their day, meditating on how best a good responsible government can be established and enthroned in Nigeria - and this by extension, means allowing a true leadership to merge through a free and fair elections. Moshood Kasinmawo Olawale Abiola's 1983 election showed that such a people's oriented leadership can evolve once a conducive environment is enabled for it to emerge. But it will not be easy as the cabals enjoying the loots of state will not midwife such!

Like the Orange Revolutions that swept through Eastern Europe few years ago and most recently the Musharraf Must Go Revolution in Pakistan, Nigerians should start seriously considering their version of a revolution - possibly a Green Revolution to demand for a real government of the people, by the people and for the people of Nigeria! A determined non violent mass movement have succeeded in other parts of the world and nothing stops it from succeeding in Nigeria once the people seriously desire it. A true leadership based government is the only thing that will turn around the fortunes of Nigeria and then and only then could there be something to truly celebrate on an occasion of her independence anniversary!

Icheoku asks, what is working at the moment? For instance, it is an unofficial state policy of successive Nigerian governments that a dilapidated bridge over River Niger should not be rebuilt because it will benefit the Igbo and one wonders are the Igbo not part of Nigeria or what? Further that Oji River power station should not be revived because it is situated in Igboland and one also wonders out loud, is Igboland in Cameroon or on Mars? If Igboland is no longer needed in Nigeria, let the powers that be let the people go. They did it with Bakassi which they freely gave away to Cameroon, so why not Igboland? As for the supposed Igbo "leaders" in Abuja, what other thing or sign are you waiting to happen before you start to shout on roof-tops that your people are being systematically forced out of Nigeria through blatant marginalization! Your silence is ominous and can only be interpreted one way and one way only - that you have a price and has been bought! Should the Niger Bridge collapse on or before December, how will you explain that to the millions of Igbo people who will be heading home for Christmas that their only means across to their part of the country where they are still truly welcomed, is a non existent boats/ferry services upon the River Niger; knowing fully well that not all of them can afford the prohibitive cost of air travel/flying in Nigeria?

Throughout the rest of the country including the tacitly-excluded Igboland, the condition of roads, water, schools, transportation, energy, economy, security, corruption, health-care and practically all that makes modern life livable are in dire depravity; and this is 48 years after Nigeria's independence from the then Great Britain! It is quite disheartening and this is not for lack of capable can-do heads and hands; no it is as a result of unyielding mediocrity of some self appointed cabals in the body polity of Nigeria who will not tolerate those that have the know-how and real patriotism to move Nigeria forward. How can these same people who have been blooding Nigeria up since her Independence continually be tolerated and enabled to recycle themselves every-time, each time into the power in Nigeria? They have failed the country; because they lack the know-how and are not patriotic enough to desire a better Nigeria. But why should they since they would rather jet out to countries in Europe or the Middle East or South Africa at the slightest feel of malaria or a joint dislocation or ordinary dialysis instead of developing medical facilities in Nigeria? They have the means and capacity, partly due to the looting they have done on the treasury over the years but do they care about the millions of other less opportune Nigerians who do not even have a passport because they cannot afford them? The only solution that makes sense is that these bunch of marauders must be showed the exit before Nigeria can wake up from its stupor and state of malaise. One popular aphorism says that doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result is the best definition of lunacy.

Nigeria cannot achieve greatness with the present bunch of criminal mediocre striding her since 1960. They do not know; they do not know that they do not know and that makes them a bunch of fools. Nigeria needs a total and complete rebirth for it to be able to lift itself up from a near abject want of everything to a place where people can thrive! Nigeria must move forward and the only means of bringing about this desired goal is a total overhaul of the polity. That is what a truly independent country does and until then, Icheoku says, today is just another October 1st!

VOTE REASONABLY THIS NOVEMBER 4TH, 2008!

In case you have forgotten the hell-hole in which George Walker Bush and his wrecking crew drove this great country into; can you remember what the price of gas was before the advent of these oilmen into the White-house. Imagine the great harm a carelessly given eight long years mandate could cause a great country? Icheoku is not kidding; this is serious times that calls for rationality! Please America throw away your partisan hat and instead put on your reasonable hat that you may denounce the evil of these last eight years by voting right using your head. We really do need a new beginning! A fresh start indeed!

However, should the political mass suicide of a Senator John McCain "election" be committed by America, Icheoku warns that the despair, despondency and dejection that this our country will be thrown into will be unparalleled! Please reasonable voter, can you permit America to exhale once again by voting right? We can be better than these past eight years of George W. Bush! Simply reject the ancient politics of Senator John McCain and the beauty queen air-head, animal killer from Alaska, Sarah Palin! They are the only reason a George Bush third term will be possible; so if you are tired of these past eight years, then reject more of the same. John McCain is George Bush other evil twin - remember Austin Power! Join Icheoku in re-echoing No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

Senator Barack Obama is the only meaningful choice this November 4th, 2008 and anyone voting to the contrary must either be an alien from Mars who has not been around these past eight years or a die in the wool racist-redneck bigot who cannot stand a meaningful change, otherwise why?

Senator John McCain is not intelligent! Senator John McCain is irascible! Senator John McCain is irrational! Senator John McCain is too spontaneous! Senator John McCain is not detail-oriented! Senator John McCain is not alert! Senator John McCain is mean and unforgiving! Senator John McCain is irritable! Senator John McCain is not a team-player! Senator John McCain is not a leader! Senator John McCain is too old he does not even know what a mouse is! Senator John McCain is a wife deserter! Senator John McCain doesn't speak well! Senator John McCain is sick! Senator John McCain is not inspiring! Senator John McCain is too gloomy! Senator John McCain does not look presidential! Senator John McCain is too short for an American president - he is under six feet tall! Senator John McCain is a war-monger! Senator John McCain cannot be trusted! Senator John McCain speaks on both sides of his mouth! Senator John McCain tells you what you want to hear! Senator John McCain is conniving and contriving! Senator John McCain caused the deregulations that led to the financial crisis eliciting the 700billion dollar bailout! Senator John McCain is a selfish politician otherwise why did he choose the beauty and no brain Sarah Palin who brings nothing to the ticket but a fundamentalist ideology tinged philosophy? Ask Ross Perot, Senator John McCain is simply not good for America - he is an opportunistic old hag! So No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

Senator Barack Obama is the only rational answer to the question, what is our best foot forward in a post George Walker Bush era?

RUN TO THE HILLS, MADAM ALBRIGHT WARNS!

Madam Secretary of State, Madeleine Albright says that Sarah Palin is an ominous sign of the calamitous abyss facing America should the unthinkable happen and the Senator John McCain's camp is "elected" this November 4th, 2008! She warns America to be smart and avert this looming disaster waiting to happen. If you think George Walker Bush was a mistake, the John McCain ticket with Sarah 'air-head' Palin will be a bombshell!

Madeleine Albright, who became the first female U.S. Secretary of State and highest ranking woman in government in 1997 during President Bill Clinton's government says she is frightened by the possibility that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, Republican John McCain's running mate, could assume the presidency. According to her, the thought alone of that possiblity sends cold shiver down her spine. She is simply speaking, scared stiff at that thought that Sarah Palin might become president of this country.

Without hesitating, Madam Secretary answered "Yes. Yes." to a question whether she is scared by the prospect of Palin being a heartbeat away. According to her, "having served two presidents, I think the job of the president is the most difficult job in the world. What you need in a vice president - and I've felt this for a long time because I've watched [vice president Walter] Mondale and [vice president] Al Gore - is that you need a partner. The job is huge and needs somebody not only for the heartbeat part but in the day-to-day governance. Gore went a step further of being almost like a prime minister ... taking away the underbrush of issues to do with how two countries relate to each other. So you need somebody that actually knows what they are doing. I see that with the Obama-Joe Biden relationship. I certainly don't see it in the McCain-Palin relationship." Icheoku says kudos Madam Secretary for stepping up to add your weighty voice to this spectacle of Sarah Palin's anti progressive ideas!

THIS SURE LOOKS GOOD!

A TURNING POINT FOR AMERICA!

Icheoku says that as things stands now, the only thing standing between Senator Barack Obama and the White-house will be racism. America has a great opportunity to show the entire world that it has come a long way from its racist bigoted past and that in the present day America, a person of color could occupy the White-house. It should be a complete 180 degree turn and that is exactly what the world and America so desperately yearn for.

Everything is going haywire both here at home and world-wide, and this is not the time to gamble with all that is wrong in this country at the present time. The economy is sputtering; the polity is anxious, the world is apprehensive and tension is mounting everywhere in the land. Senator John McCain is economics-challenged and his Alaskan beauty queen is not bringing anything to assist this dinosaur with his deficiency in economics. Sarah Palin is all beauty and no brains and her political astuteness is equally very suspect. What can this beauty queen extremist bring to the restive polity when her religious views are so archaic and fundamentalist that the Taliban will be wondering why America bothered them in the first place. Sarah Palin is against all things modern and would rather a woman give birth to a child conceived by incest, rape and criminality than to medically terminate it. Sarah Palin kills animals and it is very ironic that such a pretty face is so much in love with blood. What type of bimbo is this Sarah Palin? Only Senator John McCain can answer that as he alone knows what it is about this beauty queen he finds "suitable" for the oval office.

Senator John McCain's sing song about bombing everybody that disagrees with America is not the type of mindset America needs now in view of the rat-hole where George Bush dug America into these past eight years. America needs and deserves a fresh start and only Senator Barack Obama represents such a breath of fresh air.

Furthermore Senator John McCain is also damn too old and early stages of Alzheimer's apparently is being manifested with his forgetfulness and frequent outbursts ; so how can one trust him with making tough decisions affecting the lives of millions world-wide. Additionally Senator John McCain has adamantly refused to release his medical records so who knows if he is still suffering from left-over prisoner of war blues syndrome?

America do right and tell the world that we have since moved on from our sordid past. Let us come together and vote reasonably with our heads instead of all these prejudiced ideological divides. Senator Barack Obama is what we need at the present cross-roads in our history and anything short of his presidency will push us further underground. Icheoku says, No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

NIGERIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY PARTY!

NIGERIAN INDEPENDENCE BASH!

Date: October 4th, 2008

Time: 6pm till 1.00am

Place: Holy Redeemer Center
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Oakland, CA 94605

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NIGERIAN ASSOCIATION OF WICHITA INDEPENDENCE FESTIVAL 2008.

Nigerian Association of Wichita cordially invites you to her annual Nigerian Independence Day Celebration/Festival:-

Venue: Olive Tree Banquet Hall, Wichita, Kansas.

Date: Saturday October 4th 2008.

Time: 4 pm Prompt Till 2 a.m.

Scheduled Performers:
Ikenga Cultural Drumming Group of Wichita, Kansas.
Nigerian Kid/Teen Cultural Dance Groups.
Nigeria Association of Wichita Women Dance Group.
Nigerian Fashion Show.
Plus others to be announced later.

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Authentic Nigerian and American Food and drinks will be supplied by NAW Women Branch.

Signed:

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UMARU YAR'ADUA: - HOW LONG ARE HIS DAYS?

Nigeria's de-facto "president" is gravely ill! Umaru Yar'Adua is dying! Yar'Adua is dying of an undisclosed illness which has virtually taken the life out of him. Umaru is but a living ghost - a deadman walking! How much longer he will walk this earth is anybody's guess and your guess is as good as mine - not much longer barring a divine miracle! His state of health does not look good!

Anybody in doubt of how serious the illness afflicting this weakling from Katsina State is; a very sick-man imposed on Nigeria by Babalawo Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo as their "president", should take a good look at this newly obtained 'very recent' picture of the mallam. What do you see but a man starring aimlessly into a blank, black and bleak future, much of which he does not have left. Look at his skin discoloration! Look at his body's scarred pigmentation. Look at his sunken eyes. Icheoku says, the general verdict is that Umaru Yar'Adua is gravely ill! But why he has not resigned to concentrate on the fight for his dear life is quite astonishing or must he be carried out in a gurney?

This man who was a conspirator to the criminal perfidy of Babalawo Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo-led hijacking of the Nigeria polity does not necessarily evoke much sympathy from many Nigerians. Umaru Yar'Adua is seen as a collaborator in the thwarting of the peoples' wish for a true and lasting democracy. Umaru Yar'Adua made his body available for the cabals to use to truncate democracy and hence is as guilty as Olusegun Obasanjo and his other cohorts for turning democracy as we know it on its head! Icheoku says, were he honorable, he would have conducted a fresh election, knowing the fraudulent manner he was smuggled unto Nigerians as their illegitimate president. Why did he not disqualify himself or annul the "selection" which imposed him willy-nilly on Nigerians and instead conduct a fresh election? Was he not the one who gave Bakassi away, yet he is enjoying an office which he did not merit nor won! Was he not the one who cancelled Ajaokuta Steel contracts yet he cannot find merit in cancelling his own "selection" which every person in the world condemned as a charade. Anyway may be, before too long there will be a divine intervention that Nigeria may finally be rescued from these cabals who have held her hostage since her independence 48years ago!

Umaru Yaradua, Icheoku calls on you to resign your office today and face your health situation which is rapidly deteriorating (pictures do not tell lies) - nothing should be more important to you than your health! Should you pass on while still yoked to your office, you will not continue to remain president so why not cut your losses and leave now that you may still have a fighting chnace? You still have a life to fight with or are you of a gambler's mentality of all or nothing? Either way it does not look good Umaru!

THE HIT LIST - our incredible but true story series: Serie 11!

1. Couple goes out with a bang!

A South African couple were killed Tuesday September 23, 2008 while having sex on a railway track in Mpualanga Provence, ignoring shouts from the train's engineer, who saw them too late to stop.
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby hence providing a breeding ground for horny South Africans for quickies. The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.
Icheoku says that this couple died well although horrific - they were doing what comes natural with every living thing. They possibly climaxed just reached orgasm at the time of impact otherwise the sound of a coming train could have jolted anybody. The good news is that they possibly felt no pain because of their euphoric state. What a happy way to go - after a great sex!

2. Designer vagina - the new crave!

More and more women are seeking cosmetic vaginal surgery. It is no longer botox, breast implant or augmentation, facial cosmetic surgery or nip-tuck or gastric (stomach) by-pass; the crave for enhancement has transcended to that sex organ called vagina! Cosmetic vaginal surgery include operations to make the external appearance more "attractive" and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth; or a procedure to make the labia smaller known as Labioplasty - which is requested by women either for aesthetic reasons or to alleviate physical discomfort or operation to restore hymen - to make the women appear to be a virgin known as Hymenoplasty and finally a procedure to make the vagina tighter known as Vaginal rejuvenation. Some of these procedures could set the beneficiary back by £3,000 plus minus $6,000.00.

3. Germans love their beer!

It is Oktoberfest and anything goes - the objective is to pour down your oesophagus as much brew as possible and it does not matter the conduit. In Hofbraeuhaus beer tent in Munich Germany, a pair of happy go lucky Germans were sighted trying not to be outdone or out-drank. All the mugs having gone, they settled for what is available - a pair of sneakers! Unbelievably Germans! It's Oktoberfest! Drink From Your Sneakers!

4. A tear for Bakaasi!

This Nigerian soldier was captured tearing away at the knee-jerk way Umaru Yar'Adua gave away Bakaasi territory to the Cameroon. Inside, he is wishing that the politicians in Abuja had the guts to demand of them assertive hold of Bakaasi. All he can do now is to cry his eyes out without blinking being the soldier he is. Icheoku could not ascertain his name or rank or command but suffice it that he is a Nigerian soldier stationed in Bakaasi who was not happy over the cavalier manner with which Bakaasi was yielded!

5. Pointed Breast was too distracting!

A German bus driver tossed a twenty year old girl off his bus. He said she was too sexy for the bus. He complained that her breasts were too distracting every time he looked in the mirror and he could not focus on traffic.

SENATOR JOHN McCAIN IS MORE OF THE SAME!

The difference between Senator John McCain and George W. Bush is the same as that between six and half dozen - more of the same. Two faced Janus! Please do not commit political suicide with Senator John McCain; he is so yesterday and the way forward is the only way, the right and true way. Icheoku says No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK!

President George W. Bush is pushing for a seven hundred (700) billion dollars rescue package for the economy; but unlike a prudent administrator he is hurrying to make available this sum without proper and adequate conditional use provisions. This was the same reason that made the Wall Street firms to fail in the first place because they were being Father-Christmas with easy credits. Now, if that was the mistake of the past that led us to where we are now, why then try to repeat it. Icheoku says this is what happens when irrational men are put in charge of a humongous enterprise like the United States of America's economy. Bush doesn't get it and so does John McCain. McCain is more of the same as George W. Bush! Like Bush like McCain, both men rush through things without due deliberation. Icheoku says reject John McCain! No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!