A South African couple were killed Tuesday September 23, 2008 while having sex on a railway track in Mpualanga Provence, ignoring shouts from the train's engineer, who saw them too late to stop.
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby hence providing a breeding ground for horny South Africans for quickies. The man died at the scene and the woman
died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.
Icheoku says that this couple died well although horrific - they were doing what comes natural with every living thing. They possibly climaxed just reached orgasm at the time of impact otherwise the sound of a coming train could have jolted anybody. The good news is that they possibly felt no pain because of their euphoric state. What a happy way to go - after a great sex! 2. Designer vagina - the new crave!
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby hence providing a breeding ground for horny South Africans for quickies. The man died at the scene and the woman
died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.Icheoku says that this couple died well although horrific - they were doing what comes natural with every living thing. They possibly climaxed just reached orgasm at the time of impact otherwise the sound of a coming train could have jolted anybody. The good news is that they possibly felt no pain because of their euphoric state. What a happy way to go - after a great sex! 2. Designer vagina - the new crave!
More and more women are seeking cosmetic vaginal surgery. It is no longer botox, breast implant or augmentation, facial cosmetic surgery or nip-tuck or gast
ric (stomach) by-pass; the crave for enhancement has transcended to that sex organ called vagina! Cosmetic vaginal surgery include operations to make the external appearance more "attractive" and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth; or a procedure to make the labia smaller known as Labioplasty - which is requested by women either for aesthetic reasons or to alleviate physical discomfort or operation to restore hymen - to make the women appear to be a virgin known as Hymenoplasty and finally a procedure to make the vagina tighter known as Vaginal rejuvenation. Some of these procedures could set the beneficiary back by £3,000 plus minus $6,000.00.
ric (stomach) by-pass; the crave for enhancement has transcended to that sex organ called vagina! Cosmetic vaginal surgery include operations to make the external appearance more "attractive" and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth; or a procedure to make the labia smaller known as Labioplasty - which is requested by women either for aesthetic reasons or to alleviate physical discomfort or operation to restore hymen - to make the women appear to be a virgin known as Hymenoplasty and finally a procedure to make the vagina tighter known as Vaginal rejuvenation. Some of these procedures could set the beneficiary back by £3,000 plus minus $6,000.00.3. Germans love their beer!
It is Oktoberfest and anything goes - the objective is to pour down your oesophagus as much brew as possible and it does not matter the conduit. In Hofbraeuhaus beer tent in Munich Germany, a pair of happy go lucky Germans were sighted trying not to be outdone or out-drank. All the mugs having gone, they settled for what is available - a pair of sneakers! Unbelievably Germans! It's Oktoberfest! Drink From Your Sneakers!
4. A tear for Bakaasi!
This Nigerian soldier was captured tearing away at the knee-jerk way Umaru Yar'Adua gave away Bakaasi territory to the Cameroon. Inside, he is wishing that the politicians in Abuja had the guts to demand of them assertive hold of Bakaasi. All he can do now is to cry his eyes out without blinking being the soldier he is. Icheoku could not ascertain his name or rank or command but suffice it that he is a Nigerian soldier stationed in Bakaasi who was not happy over the cavalier manner with which Bakaasi was yielded!
5. Pointed Breast was too distracting!
A German bus driver tossed a twenty year old girl off his bus. He said she was too sexy for the bus. He complained that her breasts were too distracting every time he looked in the mirror and he could not focus on traffic.
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Christy 'Apena' Essien-Igbokwe , the wife of Jegede Shokoya of the New Masquerade and Nigeria's lady of songs is dead; she was 51years old. Although her family claimed that "brief Illness" killed her like so many Nigerians; Icheoku retorts that it was most likely AKwa Ibom voodoo and remote control that was used to arrest her. It is on record that she had fallen out with the governor of her native Akwa Ibiom State and have been having a relentless war for political turf with the governor? So who knows whether she was sacrificed to Ekpe cult or even Alusi-Okija as an offal; afterall African science is still very much alive and portent. May her soul rest in peace.
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