A case of the chicken and the egg, or does the president mean the same thing as the presidency in Nigeria? Is there a unity of person in the president and the presidency or are the two entities separate and different? In a military dictatorship, may be; but definitely not in a democracy. This question has become imperative as the continuously ailing Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, sidelined by sickness for over three weeks since November 23, 2009, in a hospital bed in far away Jeddah Saudi Arabia, apparently took the presidency with him to his hospital bed; leaving no one clearly identifiable person firmly in charge and running the affairs of Nigeria in his absence? WHO WILL REBUILD UKRAINE?
A HERO IS BORN.
IT IS WHAT IT IS.
WORD!
NOW, YOU KNOW.
JUST THE FACT.
DO YOU?.
HEDGE YOUR CRISIS.
OUR SHARED HUMANITY.
WORD.
#MeToo MOVEMENT: A BAD NEWS GONE CRAZY.
RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.
"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.
WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS
EVIL CANNOT BE TRULY DESTROYED.
ONLY THE POOR WISH THEY HAD STUFF?
Friday, December 18, 2009
PERSONALIZED PRESIDENCY, THE CASE OF YAR'DUA'S INDISPOSITION?
A case of the chicken and the egg, or does the president mean the same thing as the presidency in Nigeria? Is there a unity of person in the president and the presidency or are the two entities separate and different? In a military dictatorship, may be; but definitely not in a democracy. This question has become imperative as the continuously ailing Nigerian President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua, sidelined by sickness for over three weeks since November 23, 2009, in a hospital bed in far away Jeddah Saudi Arabia, apparently took the presidency with him to his hospital bed; leaving no one clearly identifiable person firmly in charge and running the affairs of Nigeria in his absence? Thursday, December 17, 2009
TIGER WOODS FINAL TKO, AS NANNY TURNED WIFE ELI DUMPS HIM?
As Eli Nordegren Woods moves out of her matrimonial home in Windmere-Orlando, Florida, Icheoku says, a superficial marriage founded on mere flashy looks and a billion dollar assets, without the necessary foundations or substantial galvanising factors such as mutuality of interest, love and care, courtship and romance etc; was a destined disaster waiting to happen. Such marriage was dead on arrival; moribund even before the honey-moon was over; and not all the pretenses or facades of a 'happy-marriage' could have saved it? The fallout, a Cablinasian Tiger on a maddening sexual-rampage, a manifestation of his long bottled-up simmering animosity towards a cold-hearted nanny who he mistook for a wife! Tiger Woods acted out, admitted he may have over-acted judging from the tally of 14 blonde bimbos he had dalliances with?Wednesday, December 16, 2009
ORAL ROBERTS, DEATH OF A PIONEER TELEVANGELIST MAN OF GOD!
The man of God and televangelist pioneer of television evangelism; the man who in 1963 established Oral Roberts University if Tulsa Oklahoma United States of America, Oral Roberts, is dead! He died on December 15, 2009 at a ripe old age of 91, of complications from pneumonia. May God receive his soul, Amen!
Icheoku says this man of God lived a very good and fruitful life in the service of mankind, while worshipping God. He left his large footprints in the sand of time during his 91 long years sojourn here on earth! Oral Roberts University in Tulsa Oklahoma USA also bears testimony to his legacy. Like all true men of God, God blessed him abundantly and also gave him a very long eventful life. Icheoku prays for the repose of his gentle soul and that the good works he did while here on earth shall be accordingly rewarded; while those he left unfinished shall find good hands to carry them on, finishing those that are finish-able and continuing those that are revolving and recurrent. May the Oral Roberts family find solace that their patriarch lived a good long meaningful life pleasing to God. Adieu OR, Mister evangelism personified!Tuesday, December 15, 2009
ANNISE PARKER, THE HOUSTON EMBRACE OF A SAME-SEX POLITICIAN!
Call it whatever you like - a tale of another American city gone with 'gay-wind', an aberration and self-contradictory for a Southern Texas city or just anything? Call it a tale of another American city infected with the virulent gay-virus or another city gone gay-ho? Call it another American city now unabashedly, fully and completely more inclusive and accommodating? Call it a case of another American city, now sodomized? Call it a testimonial or an affirmation that 'same-sexes' are now here to stay? Monday, December 14, 2009
TW BRAND, IT IS FINISHED!
So why are these other companies' marketing executives not reading the clear hand-writing on the wall, and only wishing that what was did not happen; or saying please tell us it ain't so? TagHeuer was right when they severed their relationship with the disgraced Cablinasian golfer, Tiger Woods; he is toast and the image which he once prided himself and traded in is no longer alive. It is dead and gone with the untamed and reckless deployment of his manhood, which he freely shared with call-girls and women of easy virtue; while still married to his nanny of a wife and the mother of his two children? What is now left is only charred remains of a now stinking and what was once an impeccable Tiger Woods, who no one wants to deal with or
even touch with a ten-foot totem pole. Pac-10 also threw him over board and they rightly judged the tragedy that was a Tiger Woods uninhibited sexual adventurism. Gatorade also has a foresighted marketing executives who correctly read the situation and dumped him like a stinky trash? Icheoku is not surprised that Accenture has now joined the deserting corporate America who has figured out that Tiger Woods has nothing left to offer.More corporate sponsors will follow in the coming weeks as corporate America realizes the futility of their wait and see attitude; that a dead man cannot rise or walk again and that TW is dead and will never resurrect! Tiger Woods' image is sullied permanently, it is forever gone and his not golfing for "indefinite time" is not helping matters at all. An ill-advised case where he absconded from golfing for an indeterminate period, golfing which is the air in his lungs and for which anybody and everybody wanted and had something to do with him in the first instance? So how long would a fish out of the water survive? This indeterminate absence from golf is a very fatal error of judgment and also too detrimental to whatever, if any, chances Tiger Woods would have had at recovering some or any amount of his former self.
So, any sponsoring company, still hanging around amidst the denudation should ask itself, what for and for what use? Our advise, it is hopeless and no amount of wishful thinking will bring back this broken egg? Cablinasian Tiger Woods should just roll up, sell off whatever is left of his TW and go into a long hibernation and out of sight; maybe someday re-emerge as a greying grandfather engaged in speculative stocks or whatever produce he may otherwise wish to engage in. No one want to be associated with a pariah or buy products identified with such a person. To do otherwise and especially in this TW's case, will unnecessarily lead to the purchaser being branded a cheater, a philanderer, a sex-addict and a liar; who goes through series of blonde women in unprotected sex-orgy! Could anyone please tell Icheoku who wants to be so identified or be seen to condone the 'transgression' of Tiger Woods through patronage of his products? This is the killer of the brand formerly known and referred to as 'TW'. The Cablinasian golf player, Tiger Woods, only had an image which appeared immaculate and unblemished; but they are all gone now due to a masked character flaw of libidinous and limitless sexual appetite for bimbos, culminating in his unsurvivable sex-capade scandal.
Therefore flowing naturally from the law of physics, Tiger Wood can only go downwards henceforth; and like his closely sounding name-sake TWA and/or PAN AM, TW can only wound up as the alter-ego cannot be reinvented. Tiger Woods is irreparably damaged by his philandering and taciturn when the scandal first broke. His selling point was his image and no
amount of laundering will ever or be capable of removing that now stained image of a philandering, cheating husband and father, which his sexual escapade has left in the minds of many people world over, and which no magician of a marketer can erase. Even his beautiful yacht named 'Privacy' is now seen as that wife cheating husband's other sleaze pad? As for his playing golf, Icheoku believes that Tiger Wood is so much of a weakling Cablinasian to ever make a full come-back amidst so many curious onlookers many of who will no longer be looking at a golfing great but ogling at a pervert; a once golfing maestro now becomes an object of prying jaundiced eyes eager to take a glimpse of a monstrous sex-aholic with insatiable and unquenchable taste for bimbos?It won't happen and Tiger Woods would rather jump off his "Privacy" than to suffer the humiliation of attempting a comeback; it is just too late now! It is all about the human psychology and Tiger Woods does not have any stronger constitution than the average Joe caught with his pants down in his neighbor's bedroom. Unlike other similarly situated scandals, everyone, especially women can easily relate to a husband or boyfriend cheating on them and they will not accept a cheating Tiger Woods being imposed on their psyche anymore - not on their television, not on endorsed products and not on billboards; wherever they will see him it will be no thank you! Who will buy products endorsed by a bimbo-loving nymphomaniac sexual addict; just tell Icheoku that soul? Corporate America is listening and is fully aware that the brand TW is now toast! So let the truth be told, it is over for the Cablinasian golfer, Tiger Woods; and all products with his endorsement now stand tainted and no longer marketable, period!
Sunday, December 13, 2009
SILVIO BERLUSCONI, BLOODIED!
Once again it has been proved that no amount or measure of security is enough once a determined person makes up his mind on perpetrating mayhem or taking the life of another. Late United States President John Fitzgerald Kennedy made this observation a few short months before the assassin's bullets felled him in Dallas Texas in 1963. In Milan Italy, on December 13, 2009, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi again became the target of a murderous fool, who drew blood from him in a failed attempt at harming or even killing the prime minister? Icheoku condemns this brazen attack on a public office holder and says, the attack was not just on Berlusconi but on all the people of Italy in general. He is their prime minister and represents them; hence any attack on him while functioning in his official capacity is an attack on the people who elected him and who he represents. The attacker whoever he is or in whatever mental condition he may be, should never be allowed to enjoy his full freedom again; he should be put away for good and for a very very long time as an atonement for this public assault and as a deterrent to would-be future copy-cat perpetrators? Acts of violence on any public official anywhere and anyplace should not be condoned by anyone, Icheoku inclusive; no matter the circumstance, and no one should be allowed to add to the problems of their respective societies which they are toiling day and night to find solutions to! The attack on Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is one attack too many and should be condemned intoto and Icheoku hereby do!
Italian Prime Minister, 73 year old Silvio Berlusconi was attacked by a lunatic following a rally he held in central Milan to fight off series of virulent attacks waged on him in recent past. He slumped to the ground and was whisked away by his security guards to San Raffaele hospital for observation and treatment. Berlusconi sustained a gash cheek wound, bursted upper lip, a fractured tooth, a broken nose and bloodied face. The prime minister was mingling through a crowd of supporters of his People of Freedom party, in the square in front of the Duomo, the Milan’s Gothic cathedral, signing autographs. But unbeknownst to him and his security details and real supporters, a disgruntled attacker was lurking in their midst, waiting for opportunity; and eventually, like a viper, sprung the unsuspected attack! The attacker's weapon of choice, a statue of the Duomo, the city's world-famous cathedral with gargoyles the symbol the city of Milan.
The wild-eyed attacker, here pictured left, Massimo Tartaglia, 42, was arrested at the scene of the attack and is being held for assaulting a public official? According to available information, the attacker is a person of unsound mind and has been a mental patient at Milan’s Policlinico for the past 10 years? The attacker, a graphic designer at his lucid intervals, have no known political affiliations, no criminal record and was not among the small group of protesters at the rally, suggestive of a random spontaneous attack, but who knows until investigations are completed? Icheoku however says, he is a lunatic that would launch an attack on any public official and Mr. Massimo Tartaglia now qualifies as a crazed-out madman, only fit for the confines of a lunatic asylum and not the freedom to be around or near any public official. How dare this animal injure the Italian Prime Minister in this way, with his blood gushing out unto the holy ground of the Duomo? In a way, it reminded some historians and literature buffs of the Pompei Statue fountain and of Julius Caesar during his conspiratorial stabbing to death by the renegade Roman senators. But never again Romans!
Luckily, according to his prognosis, Berlusconi did not suffer any life threatening serious injury or concussion; although not in any way superficial, he bled much from his mouth, with two loose teeth, one of which was fractured. In the admitting hospital's words, "He has suffered trauma to the front of his face, around the lips and nose, and he has two loose teeth, one of which is fractured and there may be damage to the nasal bone. As a precaution, doctors have said that he should remain in hospital for the night for observation.” But in his usual defiant self characteristics, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi told Italians not to worry about him; and in his own very words, despite being bloodied, he quipped, "I'm fine, I'm fine, don't worry about me!"
In summation, Icheoku agrees with Umberto Bossi, the leader of a coalition partner the Northern League, that this attack was an act of terrorism. Commenting on the attack Mr. Bossi said, "we have had a heavy climate for some time now and this is the first worrying sign. After what has happened today we need to raise our guard." Yelp, we agree that Italians should guard their prime minister better and save themselves the pain and agony of having their leader being humiliated again in this public way! Icheoku also agrees with Pier Luigi Bersani, the leader of the main opposition party, the Democratic Party, that this attack was "inexplicable and is to be firmly condemned". We hereby join the rest of the world in condemning the attack on Prime Minister Silvo Berlusconi. Lastly, borrowing the words of Italian President Giorgio Napolitano, Icheoku concurs, that the attack is a "grave and unusual gesture of aggression" against a sitting prime minister of Italy! To Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Icheoku wishes you quick parching up and pray you get over quickly the trauma that was such an unexpected and unprovoked attack. God bless!Saturday, December 12, 2009
TIGER WOODS, THE FALL FROM GRACE OF THE CABLINASIAN GOLFER!
Linguine-spine former golf-great, Tiger Woods, has finally thrown in the towel. He has just quit golfing and it is indefinitely? In a message posted on his website titled “Tiger Woods taking hiatus from golf;” he wrote, "after much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person." What a holly-molly of a bombshell! What was this Tiger thinking or smoking lately?
Icheoku says, it would appear that this Tiger is a quitter? First he ran away from his very abusive wife after receiving the beating of his life; a run he continued when he hopped bare-feet, inside his Cadillac SUV and so disorganised and confused, crashed into a fire-hydrant and then a huge tree? Again he ran away from the world and stone-walled, after he was caught pants-down with over thirteen bimbos who turned out to be prostitutes, hookers, waitresses, escorts and other low-life 'street-women.' Tiger quit from explaining himself or telling his side of the story; and it is safe to say that only Tiger Woods knows what he derives from coupling with such kiss-n-tell despicable lowly daughters of Eve! But would he quit on his wife, Elin; who knows? Now, Tiger Woods has quit golfing; may providence save this much complexed-man, with no identifiable racial-constituency, from finally taking a jump off a cliff or a bridge somewhere?
Friday, December 11, 2009
NOBEL LAUREATE PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH!
The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner, Laureate President Barack Obama of America received his peace prize in Oslo Norway. He delivered an acceptance speech, which we here present, in its full text, for your reading. Here, the text; happy trails:-
So let us reach for the world that ought to be — that spark of the divine that still stirs within each of our souls. Somewhere today, in the here and now, a soldier sees he's outgunned but stands firm to keep the peace. Somewhere today, in this world, a young protestor awaits the brutality of her government, but has the courage to march on. Somewhere today, a mother facing punishing poverty still takes the time to teach her child, who believes that a cruel world still has a place for his dreams. Let us live by their example. We can acknowledge that oppression will always be with us, and still strive for justice. We can admit the intractability of deprivation, and still strive for dignity. We can understand that there will be war, and still strive for peace. We can do that — for that is the story of human progress; that is the hope of all the world; and at this moment of challenge, that must be our work here on Earth." Icheoku says, congratulation Nobel Laureate President Hussein Barack Obama; and re-echoing one female commentator's viewpoint, let the work of peace for which you won the prize now begin. In her own words, 'you have won the prize, now you have to earn it!'



