THE HIT LIST - our incredible but true story series: Serie 11!

1. Couple goes out with a bang!

A South African couple were killed Tuesday September 23, 2008 while having sex on a railway track in Mpualanga Provence, ignoring shouts from the train's engineer, who saw them too late to stop.
According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby hence providing a breeding ground for horny South Africans for quickies. The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.
Icheoku says that this couple died well although horrific - they were doing what comes natural with every living thing. They possibly climaxed just reached orgasm at the time of impact otherwise the sound of a coming train could have jolted anybody. The good news is that they possibly felt no pain because of their euphoric state. What a happy way to go - after a great sex!

2. Designer vagina - the new crave!

More and more women are seeking cosmetic vaginal surgery. It is no longer botox, breast implant or augmentation, facial cosmetic surgery or nip-tuck or gastric (stomach) by-pass; the crave for enhancement has transcended to that sex organ called vagina! Cosmetic vaginal surgery include operations to make the external appearance more "attractive" and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth; or a procedure to make the labia smaller known as Labioplasty - which is requested by women either for aesthetic reasons or to alleviate physical discomfort or operation to restore hymen - to make the women appear to be a virgin known as Hymenoplasty and finally a procedure to make the vagina tighter known as Vaginal rejuvenation. Some of these procedures could set the beneficiary back by £3,000 plus minus $6,000.00.

3. Germans love their beer!

It is Oktoberfest and anything goes - the objective is to pour down your oesophagus as much brew as possible and it does not matter the conduit. In Hofbraeuhaus beer tent in Munich Germany, a pair of happy go lucky Germans were sighted trying not to be outdone or out-drank. All the mugs having gone, they settled for what is available - a pair of sneakers! Unbelievably Germans! It's Oktoberfest! Drink From Your Sneakers!

4. A tear for Bakaasi!

This Nigerian soldier was captured tearing away at the knee-jerk way Umaru Yar'Adua gave away Bakaasi territory to the Cameroon. Inside, he is wishing that the politicians in Abuja had the guts to demand of them assertive hold of Bakaasi. All he can do now is to cry his eyes out without blinking being the soldier he is. Icheoku could not ascertain his name or rank or command but suffice it that he is a Nigerian soldier stationed in Bakaasi who was not happy over the cavalier manner with which Bakaasi was yielded!

5. Pointed Breast was too distracting!

A German bus driver tossed a twenty year old girl off his bus. He said she was too sexy for the bus. He complained that her breasts were too distracting every time he looked in the mirror and he could not focus on traffic.

SENATOR JOHN McCAIN IS MORE OF THE SAME!

The difference between Senator John McCain and George W. Bush is the same as that between six and half dozen - more of the same. Two faced Janus! Please do not commit political suicide with Senator John McCain; he is so yesterday and the way forward is the only way, the right and true way. Icheoku says No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK!

President George W. Bush is pushing for a seven hundred (700) billion dollars rescue package for the economy; but unlike a prudent administrator he is hurrying to make available this sum without proper and adequate conditional use provisions. This was the same reason that made the Wall Street firms to fail in the first place because they were being Father-Christmas with easy credits. Now, if that was the mistake of the past that led us to where we are now, why then try to repeat it. Icheoku says this is what happens when irrational men are put in charge of a humongous enterprise like the United States of America's economy. Bush doesn't get it and so does John McCain. McCain is more of the same as George W. Bush! Like Bush like McCain, both men rush through things without due deliberation. Icheoku says reject John McCain! No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

SENATOR JOHN McCAIN:- SIMPLY TOO OLD TO MULTI-TASK!

Grandpa Senator John McCain has done it again. He abruptly suspended his campaign and is now threatening to boycott the scheduled presidential debate in the guise of being proactive with finding solution to the economic earthquake rocking the country. But one school of thought has it that the Grand-daddy of presidential election is just trying to chicken out of a debate he knows he will lose. Also it may be an attempted odd-ball to jerk back to life his unravelling lack-lustre campaign. This ruse might also be a military tactic deployed by this former naval aviator to out-fox and out-maneuver the Barack Obama's campaign. Whatever be the motive Icheoku is happy that this desperation has been effectively checked and now urges Grandpa John McCain to increase his medication to enable him "do two things at a time". It is called MULTI-TASKING!

If the bones of his body are rattling from old age, then Senator John McCain should be reasonable and do the right thing - concede the election! It is no use pushing a 70 plus tired old body beyond its fragile capabilities. Even machines of war have their life-span and anyone looking at the heavily medicated wrinkly Senator John McCain will only agree that it is about time he rested this body which has served him very well, these past three and half decades plus! Icheoku re-echos No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

A USA BASED NIGERIAN ARMED ROBBERY/MURDER SUSPECT!

A Nigerian, Ijeoma Ogbuagu has been arrested in San Francisco California for fatally shooting one Royshawn Holden during a botched robbery operation. Ijeoma Ogbuagu, 20, was arrested without incident in Burlingame (a suburb of San Francisco) at about 2 p.m. on Tuesday, 23rd 2008; according to police. Ijeoma was arraigned for murder in San Francisco Superior court on Thursday September 25th 2008.

Ijeoma's accomplice Julius Hughes 24, has been declared wanted by the San Francisco Police in connection with the fatal shooting; which took place at about 9:30 p.m. outside the Mr. Nice Guy Marijuana Dispensary Club at the corner of Valencia Street and Duboce Avenue in the Mission District of the city. The victim died at San Francisco General Hospital from his multiple gun-shot wounds.

At just 20 years old, Ijeoma Ogbuagu started with a wrong foot forward; Icheoku says not the way to go!

MEDIOCRITY OR MERITOCRACY - AMERICA WHO WILL YOU HIRE?

As an employer recruiting a staffer for that opening in your firm, after perusing these resumes who would you rather hire to run your company? A mediocre candidate who hardly crossed the finish line or some Ace scholars who have been certified as highly trained and qualified for the positions? Now meet candidate Barack Obama and John McCain who are now applying to you to hire them for the soon to be open position in the presidency of America of which you are a director. Also both candidates have brought along their deputies who will assist them do the prospective job.

Now let us review both candidates resume` for the job of the presidency which they are applying for now. Starting with the Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama and his running mate Senator Joe Biden and then Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain and his running mate, Sarah Palin!

Candidate Barack Obama: - Barack Obama attended two years of college at Occidental College los Angeles, Califronia. Then he went to Columbia University where he obtained his Bachelor of Arts (B.A.) in Political Science with a specialization in International Relations. He also went to Harvard Law School where he obtained Juris Doctor (J.D.) in Law with Magna Cum Laude!

Vice Presidential candidate Joe Biden: - Barack Obama's running mate Senator Joe Biden attended University of Delaware where he obtained double Bachelors of Arts (B.A.) degree in History and Political Science. Joe Biden later proceeded to Syracuse University College of Law where he obtained Juris Doctor (J.D.) in Law!

Candidate John McCain: - John McCain attended United States Naval Academy and ranked 894 out of 899 in his class. In other words Senator John McCain was only better than five (5) people in a class of eight hundred and ninety-nine (899) students. That makes Senator John McCain not even a bright bulb in the chandlier.

Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin: - John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin spent one (1) semester at Hawaii Pacific University; then two semesters (2) at North Idaho College doing general studies; she further spent another two (2) semesters at University of Idaho studying journalism; then transferred to Matanuska-Susitna College where she spent one (1) more semester before returning back to University of Idaho where she completed three semesters to finally obtain a Bachelors of Arts (B.A.) in Journalism.

To summarize, whereas Barack Obama and Joe Biden have advanced degrees in Law (J.D.) with undergraduate studies in political science, effectively groomed for the office for which they seek; the reverse is the case with John McCain and Sarah Palin. Senator John McCain barely made it through his naval class coming out bottom 6 in a class of 899; his running mate Sarah Palin went through four schools before she could obtain a bachelors degree in Journalism. Whether she was cutting classes or being expelled or brain-dead Icheoku is yet to confirm but suffice it to reiterate a popular aphorism that "when you are that pretty who needs a head"

America this is yet another call of duty for you to once agin decide who will preside over the affairs of this great nation. America will you get it right or make another grave mistake that we make these past eight years seem like eldorado? America do you want someone well prepared and equipped for the job or will you settle for yet another half baked, academically challenged individuals. Before you make that leap of faith, please introspect on these past eight years of George Walker Bush administration and ask yourself why was it a failure? Icheoku says "it failed because George Bush like John McCain is an academically challenged person who also came amongst the bottom of his class and hence lacks the capacity to think, analyse and absorb complex issues of state.

Now that you have been let in on the prowess or potentials of both candidates, the decision is yours to make! As a employer which of these resumes` will draw your attention and who would you rather hire trusting that he can deliver? Icheoku says that Senator Barack Obama and Senator Joe Biden are better prepared and more qualified for this very job of the land and should therefore be hired to do the said job. Senator Barack Obama and Senator Joe Bide will be better president and vice president of this country - the United States of America. As for John McCain and Sarah Palin, these stragglers are mediocre, ill-equipped for the challenges of the office and therefore should be rejected.

If you are satisfied with George Bush's performance then blindly follow McCain. If you will like more of the same, then McCain is your candidate. Peradventure you are a discerning voter who makes use of his/her head instead, so vote wisely for the only one candidate who should receive your vote this election cycle - Senator Barack Obama. Barack Obama is the real deal in this election and he will deliver. His change is the change we can believe in and he gives us hope on a new beginning! There is no single reason to vote for John McCain other than his being a war hero which we have since acknowledged. The presidency of the United States of America demands more than just gun-powder and cannons; it demands some modicum of intelligence and knowledge. It also demands cool-breeze temperament which John McCain also lacks. It also demands rational actions to which Icheoku says that John McCain's notorious rashness and jumpiness is a widely held knowledge. Look at how he hastily fell for the Alaskans beauty queen wanna-be Sarah Palin without vetting her properly! America please do not back the wrong horse in this election - DO NOT VOTE for Senator John McCain! He cannot meet the challenges of the present times. Icheoku once again affirms Senator Hillary Clinton's war cry: - No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

YINKA CRIAG OF NIGERIA IS GONE!

For those Nigerians who are old enough to remember Mr. Yinka Criag of Nigeria Television Authority Lagos, Yinka is no more! Yinka Craig died of cancer of the blood today at Mayo Clinic, in Rochester, Minnesota, United States of America. Yinka was just 60 years!

Icheoku says that Yinka Craig has completed his circle of life's journey and unto the world beyond he has transited. May Yinka forever live in the memory of those who loved him most, especially his family and those friends who knew him very well.

Life as we know it is like air in a balloon! It is candle in the wind! It is a mirage! It is vanity! Today you are here, tomorrow you are gone! This is the fate that awaits all mortals!Yinka Criag has just kept his but for whom the bell tolls tomorrow, Icheoku does not know! Adieu Yinka!

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH SAYS "THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING"!

Today, September 22, 2008, President George Walker Bush issued a statement at the White House saying that 'The whole world is watching" how the U.S. government addresses the business turmoil that has roiled markets here and abroad. The President was alluding to the need to quickly pass legislation stabilizing the country's troubled financial system with his governments proposed infusion into the economy of a $700Billion dollars rescue fund!

It was an irony of fate watching and hearing this very President George Bush's sudden change of heart with his invocation of the world to make or buttress a point. Icheoku asks President George W. Bush, at what point in his presidency did the President start to give a hoot about what the world's opinion is concerning acts, commissions and omissions of his government? At what point in his lapsing presidency did it begin to matter to President George Walker Bush that what the world thinks is important? At what point did President George Walker Bush start his repentance from a 'do it alone' philosophy to now newly minted mantra "the world is watching". Icheoku asks, is President George Bush tired of his near isolationist policies?

The crux of this discuss is to highlight some of the hypocrisies of President George Walker Bush administration and the Republican Party in general. Whenever it suits their convenience they will ride a world-wide acceptable wave otherwise they will dig in their entrenched right wing position. When President George Bush invaded Iraq under the pretext of an existent weapons of mass destruction (WMD), did he care about all the world opinion which were to the non-existence of such weapons? But what did Bush do? President George Walker Bush was not deterred and went ahead to break that "fine porcelain in a china-shop" which Colin Powell had warned against and today the debacle in Iraq is for history and posterity to find a common meeting ground to try to explain it. When the warrant-less wiretap on Americans were going on with his administration's approval and authorization, did President George Bush care about what the world opinion is? Was the world's opinion necessary when the atrocious Abu Gharib torture scandal erupted? What about Guantanamo prison which the entire world has been calling for its closure? Water boarding became an acceptable instrument of cohesion under his government but despite being condemned by the world opinion it never deterred President George Bush! Rendition became popular during his government yet President George Bush government tried to justify it. Eeh it is a no go area for world opinion or oversight! Suddenly having driven the American and perhaps the world's economic bus into the trench, President George Bush is now appealing to the better side of man in order to stampede members of Congress into authorising, without due diligence and deliberation, what his administration says is the only meaningful panacea to a avert a complete economic meltdown!

Icheoku only wishes that a person like George Walker Bush is never allowed again to run the affairs of this great nation of ours. Grandpa Senator John McCain is such a person and will be more of the same if not worse! Just do not do it America! Reject the candidacy of Senator John McCain. No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

SENATOR JOHN McCAIN IS NOT YOUR ORDINARY JOE!

In case you are still wondering how out of touch Grandpa Senator John McCain really is, in addition to his confirmed seven homes, this life-long Senator from Arizona has thirteen cars to his service! WOW! Yet he pretends to be an ordinary Joe seeking the first office in the land. America do you want such an out of touch bourgeoisie as president of this country when majority of the people are facing dare economic hardship?

Icheoku says it is not a smart option because he does not know what it is like to be hungry or to go to sleep every night wondering how the next bill will be paid. A son of a Navy Rear Admiral, grandson of a Navy Rear Admiral and husband of Cindy heiress to the Hensley beer fortune. Senator John McCain is a man of tremendous means and upbringing; so if you are looking for someone to understand your pains and show some empathy, that person definitely is not Senator John McCain! Senator John McCain is not the one! Senator John McCain is crew-less on what you have to go through every day to ensure the family's budget is balanced regularly. Senator John McCain is out of this world and belongs to the class of George Walker Bush; as you know how GW's presidency fared that of Senator John McCain will be more of the same!

Do not be hoodwinked by whatever subterfuge they deploy, whether McBush! McSame! McCain! McPalin! McWhatever! McOld! McJohn! McRepublican! McHopelessness! McDeregulation! McLies! McWars! McDoublespeak! McNationofWhiners! Where ever you see a McSomething, please scamper to a higher ground as it portends DANGER - it is simply more of the same last eight years of George W. Bush! Who wants to relive the nightmare of these past eight years? We do not know about you but definitely not the Icheoku crew! Just do not do it America! Electing Senator John McCain will be more disastrous and will go to show that all that George Walker Bush did while in office were with our approval! The entire world is waiting and watching to see how reasonable Americans will be with this November 4th, 2008 election!

Now to the thirteen cars of Grandpa Senator John McCain: -From available public vehicle-registration records, Senator John McCain owns thirteen vehicles. Among these thirteen vehicles is a 2004 Cadillac CTS; a 2005 Volkswagen convertible; a 2001 Honda sedan; a 2007 half-ton Ford pickup truck; a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep; a 2008 Jeep Wrangler; a 2000 Lincoln; and a 2001 GMC SUV; three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles and a Lexus with personalized plates that read MS BUD.

FYI: - Senator Barack Obama and wife Michelle owns just ONE vehicle! (John and Cindy McCain: 13. Barack and Michelle Obama: one. )

CAN YOU TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS?

Why then do you try with Grandpa Senator John McCain, who appositely qualifies as such an old dog! Why does anyone think Senator John McCain will change so very close to his grave when he hasn't changed all these years of being a permanent fixture of and in Washington DC? A leopard does not change its spots! All these pandering not withstanding, Senator John McCain is part of the old guards that needs to be swept out of power for America to really move forward. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Senator John McCain has been around for too long in Washington that letting him to continue in a higher position will simply be suicidal for the greater American interest. But who is buying all these equivocations from this wrinkly old man who speaks from both sides of his mouth each time there is an issue; that Icheoku strongly suspects that early stages of Alzheimer's is setting in. Please America, just don't do it!

Electing Senator John McCain is simply not a smart idea. He is a conniving, swiveling and lying conman who Ross Perot warned America about not to be hoodwinked by his charm or lack thereof. Senator John McCain is too toxic for America and why would anyone listen to such a bifurcating person who tells you what you want to hear just to get your vote. Senator John McCain will move on as soon as he gets what he wants. If he is sincere about all these later promises why has he not done so these past 25years plus in Washington DC? Do you really want a guy as our president who longs for power so much that he seems like he’ll do anything to get it? If it means dining with the devil, Senator John McCain is down for that, provided it will get him what he so desperately desires that one wonders what he intends to do with it once he gets it. Senator John McCain is a bad idea!

Once again remember your children and children's children future when you cast that vote on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008. Their future does not lie with the past and Senator John McCain represents the past. Please be wise - do not let Senator John McCain con you. Icheoku reiterates No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

A GEORGE WALKER BUSH WHOM NOBODY WANTS!

Even his original birth place Connecticut is apologising for given the world President George Walker Bush! However Texas, his adopted home state loves him a great deal because it is populated by a lot of George Walker Bushes! However either love him or hate him the world will rest from having this pain in the neck next January 14th, 2009. Icheoku will keep you posted on parties in celebration of his final exit from the White-house. Hope Crawford will continue to accommodate him after he leaves office; but his government left no meaningful legacy but woes of policies, economics, foreign adventurism and divisiveness among the polity. The next President will have a lot of cleaning to do. So long GW!

WHY SOME MEN KILL THEIR WIVES?

Have you ever wondered why some estranged men go out of their way to commit uxoricide? This woman, divorcee, current car owner is actually spiting and baiting her ex-husband by flaunting what a divorce settlement bequeathed her. How do you think the husband will feel each time he sees his former car being shown off this way? Icheoku says she is very contemptible and condescending in the manner she is flaunting this Porche!

THE HIT LIST - our incredible but true story series: Serie 10!

1. Complete blending: - This is exactly why camouflage is the cloth of choice for the military all over the world. They blend very well - if not for the boots and the partially exposed neck, one could easily sit on this couch as is.

2. Scared stiff! - Talk of being scared and this horse is almost freaking out at the thought that if her rider changes his mind at any time, she could become history. However Icheoku is glad to announce that the horse lived though this unusual circus!

3. Two heads better than one! - This man's best friend learned very well from his master. Together these shakedown artists will milk enough money for their indulgence. Who will not be moved to see a dog pan-handler? Icheoku says that this dog deserves to get a buck from every passerby for being intelligent.

4. Love on a hairy back: - Waxing is one of the most popular manner f removing unwanted hairs from any part of the body. Whoever has not gone through that experience of having hot-waxy substance being applied on the hairy body-part followed by the tingy pull with the hair coming out from its root will not understand what this guy went through to make a love statement. Who says gays are not sensitive lovers!

5. What a bowling alley! - You cannot judge me correctly until you walk a mile in my shoes. If you say that life is tough, then imagine what these eastern Europeans are going through having seen what their bowling alley looks like. Icheoku says count your blessings for all that you have and remember to

SARAH PALIN KILLED MY MOMMY!

Take a critical look at this cub - she is one of the many orphaned polar bear cubs, left without a mother by the hunting activities of Senator John McCain's vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, who kills Alaskan wildlife! Please help stop this animal killer before she starts killing us. She and Senator John McCain are too toxic for the White-house and therefore must not be allowed to get there! They are not what the doctor ordered! Please do not vote for them! They are the George W. Bush reincarnated! They are just the same !

LEAVE THE OLD MAN ALONE!

Grandpa Senator John McCain just snoozing off in his private comfortable airplane! Is he really serious about becoming president of this country or is he campaigning just to stay healthy or for the fun of it? Really, Icheoku thinks that Grandpa John McCain is not seriously pursuing the presidency! It is an aging machine and for such a Methuselah, it is going to chew him up and spit him out finished! Grandpa must be meditating about life in a senior home but the idea must be very uncomfortable for him since Cindy still looks very sexy!

GENITALIA IS SIMPLY NOT JUST ENOUGH!

A popular aphorism has it that "when you are that beautiful you don't have to know anything" and Sarah Palin cannot be better explained! The Alaskan beauty queen wanna-be, Sarah Palin is a good-looking damsel and Tod Palin must be one lucky dude to have won her heart! Every virile straight man will be swooning over at an opportunity to spend even a minute of some quiet time with this God's masterpiece - a creature of no mean beauty. Sarah Palin is a beautiful woman so says Icheoku! But this election is not a beauty contest or for the best looking or most photogenic individual in America who you will most likely prefer to go to that dinner-date or cocktail with; no, it is an election of the president and vice president of the United States of America!

The most powerful office in the land and peradventure the entire world, requires a man or woman of stature, repute, character and resolute; - a man or woman who will be called upon at every given time to make decisions of life and death, of economic and welfare and a variety of other populist's policies both here in the United States and abroad. Such a man and/or woman has to be eminently qualified and situated to do the heavy-lifting. But does the Republican nominee for the vice presidency, Sarah Palin so qualify? Icheoku says, I don't think so and for reasons previously adduced in preceding articles. Sarah Palin lacks real knowledge of what obtains in the lower forty-eight since Alaska is so far away removed from the mainland that they feel and act independent unto themselves. Sarah Palin is so out of tune that she does not even know the basic Republican Party mantra known as the Bush doctrine! Sarah Palin does not know anything about foreign relations as evidenced by the moronic response she gave when asked about her foreign relations experience and she toned that she can see Russia from her house in Alaska, hence knowledgeable about Russia! Sarah Palin does not have any inkling about economics and she does not have a first-class education to be a great assimilator of the nitty-gritty of economic maze. According to some sources Sarah was a truant who cut classes leading to her going through forty schools before she could graduate. In other words Sarah Palin does not know a thing about economics and one wonders why Senator John McCain picked her since Grandpa John McCain is equally economics-challenged. Sarah Palin did not serve in the military nor have any military background or working-knowledge hence can neither compliment or supplement Senator John McCain's military background. Then why was Sarah Palin chosen by Senator McCain as his vice presidential candidate? Was it just her pretty face or her genitalia?

Pretty face? Yes, Icheoku says Sarah Palin is one such pretty face but that pretty face is not the requirement for being a president or president in the waiting. Her genitalia? No, may be because Senator John McCain made a political calculation that since Hillary Clinton failed to secure the Democratic Party's nomination that the American women are angry and will vote for his ticket with a woman. However what Senator John McCain failed to understand is that the American woman is not just naive and stupid. That the American woman knows what she wants. That the American woman will not just be baited to settle, just because a woman was put on a ticket. That the American woman was not flocking to Senator Hillary Clinton just because of her womanhood. No, the American woman found in Hillary Clinton a woman who is also eminently qualified and who will represent them very effectively. The American woman found in Senator Hillary Clinton a champion of all the rights they have fought and won over the years including rights of suffrage and rights over their body. Sarah Palin is not just that kind of woman and Senator John McCain failed to get it. It was very demeaning of Senator John McCain to just think that any person with a female genitalia will satiate the American woman's drive for the presidency. Senator John McCain was wrong then, now and forever.

A mediocre pretty-faced Alaskan beauty queen wanna-be is not that kind of Senator Hillary Clinton's woman and hence does not satisfy the craving of the American woman to make them flock to the Senator John McCain's camp. Grandpa Senator John McCain shot himself in the foot with this misguided miscalculation of Sarah Palin and will surely loose this election decisively. Icheoku group of bloggers have already stocked the bar for that November 5th 2008 party celebrating the final exit of George Walker Bush and his alternate Senator John McCain from eight years of stranglehold on the world-stage. But to continue on this failed policies part to no where of the Republican Party through Senator John McCain, will be a gross disservice to the America people and the entire mankind in general. It is such a foolhardy of which dimension no one could place a finger. Please Americans, let us do ourselves a great honor - reject loudly the Republican Party of George Walker Bush failed eight years in office to be continued in Senator John McCain. Whether it is McBush, McDonald, McSame, McPalin, McBeth, McRoskey or McWhatever it just does not matter. What should be paramount is that the failed Republican Party has been effectively rejected and that the American people has unanimously denounced President George Walker Bush's failed eight years of ill advised policies! Once again, No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!

"I CAN SEE RUSSIA"!

With this screaming words, Senator John McCain's vice presidential candidate, Alaskan beauty queen wanna-be Sarah 'the killer' Palin, taunts her foreign policy experience credentials. According to this small state Alaskan governor, she can see Russia standing in her house in Alaska and therefore she understands the workings of Russia as well other countries of the world and their thinking. But what no one was courteous enough to remind this worldly vice presidential candidate is that Alaska used to be a part of then Union of Soviet Socialist Republic (USSR) now largely Russia and by extension, Icheoku says, she does not need to see Russia since she is technically in Russia already!

The person that is losing by this display of idiocy by the highest echelon of the Republican Party, is the American people who the world will begin to see as a nation of "morons" and/or "nonentities" should the unexpected happens and this heartless Jezebel with McSame win the November election. How can a prospective leader of the free world be so bankrupt of information and display such unforgivable lack of knowledge that she thinks that, just the ability to sight something impacts knowledge of the thing to the percipient witness? It is as incredible as it is incredulous! This is the much that this beauty queen's grey-matter contains and yet she want to be America's vice president, a heart beat away from the presidency more-so since the presidential candidate himself Senator John McCain is too old to be completely viable!

It jumps out in incredulity when compared with the buffoonery-argument some bigots were making during the Democratic Party's primaries that because Hillary Clinton was married to the former president Bill Clinton that qualifies her to be president. Comparatively many of us has seen an aircraft but does that qualify us as aeronautic engineers? How about looking up as star-gazers and moon-sighters, does that now make us astronauts or Armstrong the first man to land on the moon? What about your neighbor's house that is in your constant view, does that bequeath you with knowledge of the interiors or content thereof? The parallels are infinite but it only shows how empty-headed this bimbo from Alaska really is. This is a gun-crazed hunter who would rather kill-off all the animals in the Alaskan wildlife, have his teenage 17 year old daughter get pregnant without being married under her watch, who encourages sex abuse but is against medical treatment of non-viable fetus. If this election is not a testament of the American peoples' mindset and how formidable their character is, then nothing else so qualifies; the result of this election will prove once and for all if the American polity is a civilized one or an ancient fickle-minded one.

There is no way in hell that Senator John Sidney McCain and this beauty contestant from Alaska Sarah Palin can win this November's election except American people voted with their arse! On the issues, they are very far in the woods; on international affairs, the Sarah Palin response showed the emptiness of this duo; then couple all the lies, apparent memory loses, double-speaks of Senator John McCain himself and you wonder what anyone who votes for this ticket will be voting for? One answer, such a voter must be a hate-mongering racist bigot who would rather a pig is in the White-house than for a first rate intelligent energetic man of color to be there. Icheoku says, either way we shall survive but who takes the beating is the image of the American person. We are not alone in this world and the days of let the world mind their own business should be over - Americans must stand up and disavow the atrocities of George Walker Bush's eight years in office. If it means denouncing his administration and apologising to the world community for same as not our American act and ideals, so be it and no other form of making this statement will be resounding than the election of Senator Barack Obama as president this November. But should we make the mistake of electing Senator John McCain, the world will not forgive us; neither will posterity because we will be treated as accomplice to all the atrocities of these past eight years. Evil should not have companion of the American people. So with your vote this November, say No Way! No How! No McCain! No Palin!