WORDS ON MARBLE.
"Birth is agony. Life is hard. Death is cruel." - Japanese pithy.
REPENT OR PERISH - POPE.
Homosexuality is a sin. It is not ordained by God, therefore same sex marriage cannot be blessed by the church - Pope Francis.
CANCEL CULTURE IS CORROSIVE.
FOR SAKE OF COUNTRY.
MAGA LIVES ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!
RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.
"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.
WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS
“I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me. God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth. Memories precipitated by love is the only true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on. The most expensive bed in the world is the sick bed. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear sickness for you. Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – Life. Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat yourself well. Cherish others.” - SJ
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CORONAVIRUS USA LAST UPDATE: 01.19.22
STAGGER LEE IS DEAD. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says rock n roll hall of fam Stagger Lee singer, Lloyd Price, is dead. He died from old age infirmities and complications of diabetes. He was 88 years. May he now rest.
BO BOWS OUT: ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says rest on Bo, the Obama dog is gone.
ANN WINBLAD: WILL SHE RECLAIM HER PREEMINENT POSITION?
ICHEOKU says it shows that you can only truly love once and every other thing thereafter are but pretense and facade. At last his heart string has drawn him back to his one and only true first love, the other woman, who remained in the picture throughout the period he was "married" to Melinda. Probably, very soon, Ann Winblad will be doing exactly what Jeff Bezos new paramour Lauren Sanchez did. It is possible they both discussed it and Bill chose to pull the plug first. But we shall see.
IT IS FUTILE TO KEEP HOPE ALIVE .
ICHEOKU says President Donald John Trump should forget ever getting back on Facebook and other social media platforms as the forces behind his banishment are as superior, if not the same forces that forced him out of the White House. They want to render him politically impotent and they will do whatever it takes to ensure that he remains in the cold doldrum of social media total and complete quarantine. He should therefore continue to explore other options to stay visible online as may provide themselves; but as for the big three major players, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, he is toast. Even in the impossible event he is ever allowed back, it will be with such pigeonholed restrictions that he might as well not be even present there. But the "You're fired" type of brash Trump punchlines that he is known for will never be allowed or seen again on these social media platforms.
THERE IS NO VACCINE FOR DIVORCE.
THE QUEEN IS DEAD: ZULU QUEEN THAT IS.
ICHEOKU says Her Majesty Queen Shiyiwe Mantfombi Dlamini Zulu, the Regent of the Zulu Nation, has died. She died exactly one month after becoming the regent of the Kingdom following the death of her husband, King Goodwill Zwelithini, in March 2021. She was 65 years old and died from alleged poisoning. May her soul now rest. Adieu Her Majesty.
MICHAEL COLLINS OF APOLLO 11 MISSION: DEAD AT 90. ADIEU.
RUDY GIULIANI HEADED TO PRISON?
ICHEOKU says what two Republican Attorney Generals, Jeff Sessions and William Barr will not do, Democratic Attorney General Merrick Garland is doing, and without even batting an eyelid. Were it the Democrats that were in power in 2016 and Hillary Clinton was a Republican and did what she did, she will be doing time in prison till today. But Republicans are always too cautious, afraid of being seeing as monsters, the reason they always ignore nearly every politically charged matter. Now, see what they have done to Rudy Giuliani, searching both his home and office for evidence of crimes; and more are possibly on the way, headed to other President Donald John Trump's exposed individuals. Democrats are better political tacticians and they play hardball bare knuckle politics and they do not give a damn. They get away with murders, politically speaking. Maxine Waters got away with openly calling for disruptive behavior but Trump was impeached for far less. But hey, blame the dumb tepid Republicans.
WOKE ALARM BELL SOUNDED.
ICHEOKU says James Carville points out the dangers of Wokeism in America and warns the Democratic Party to beware of being too in-bed with the Woke cultural activists. According to him, wokeness is a problem and we all know it. ICHEOKU definitely agrees.
HOLLYWOOD SNUBS BOSEMAN AT THE OSCARS.
ICHEOKU says why is there no outrage for Oscars snub of Chadwick Boseman with their refusal to award him an Oscar posthumously. You would expect that at this time of great Wokeness in the country and Black Lives Matter sloganeering that it would have been one easy award to anticipate, expect and eventually land. But no, it is only on other people's business that the Hollywood despicable druggies insist that black people must be represented, but never hold themselves to the same level of racial accountability. It is sad as their hypocrisy is scandalously legendary.
INDIA NEEDS YOU: ANY HELP IS GOOD.
ICHEOKU says India needs all the help they can get to facedown the scourge of the Chinese coronavirus pandemic which has finally arrived their shores like a mad angry vampire. Please remember them in your prayers.
MASVIDAL: SAVED BY THE REFEREE.
ICHEOKU says unlike the bell, the referee saved Jorge Masvidal, otherwise Kamaru Usman had a real bad intentions for him and he knocked him out to prove that he is still the one and only Nigerian Nightmare in the UFC. UFC 261 was thrilling indeed. Congratulations to all the participants, especially those who won and of course Kamaru Usman for cementing his authority over Jorge Masvidal. Dana White is one heck of a manager and he kept the UFC alive through the pandemic. Way to go.
TIGER WOODS REFUSES TO MAN UP FOR HIS ACCIDENT.
ICHEOKU says where is his apology or rather contrition for his over speeding and recklessly in an unsafe manner with complete disregard to the safety of other road users which led to the accident. Does he not know that he is a role model to millions of people, especially his fans, who look up to him for behavioral guidance. Does he not know that by his action, he telegraphed to these people that it is ok to break laws and to drive excessively over the speed limit. Does he not know that he could have easily died in that accident. But he does not want to take any responsibility for causing the accident whatsoever. Anyway, best of luck with the recovery, TW.
PUTIN SAYS ENOUGH!
ICHEOKU says the West should be afraid, really afraid, as Russia Vladimir Putin is no longer joking. Now, he seriously means business and have thrown a do not cross redline. But what will the West do, especially those within an easy strike of his military. Is the world witnessing the early throes of another conflagration, a major world conflict, the third world war? Only time will tell when and if his redline is crossed.
HESTER FORD: OLDEST AMERICAN ALIVE FINALLY CROSSES OVER.
ICHEOKU says she was a definition of "go and multiply and populate the earth" as she did her part accordingly. 12 children, 68 grand children, 125 great grand children and 120 great great grand children sprang from her. What else could anyone have asked of her or her breeding ability. She was one of a kind as fertility clinicians got nothing on her. Hester Ford was five months short of turning 117 years old when she finally passed away at 116 years and 7 months old. She was the oldest person alive in America before she died. Hopefully her space on the other side has not been taken by another person as she surely took her time here before making her return journey. May her soul now rest. Adieu Madam Longevity.
PRESIDENT IDRISS DEBY OF CHAD IS DEAD: HE DIED IN BATTLE. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says President Idriss Deby of Chad is dead. He was died from injuries sustained in battle while fighting islamists terrorists ravaging parts of his country. He was a a true warrior president and lived by the old code that leaders led their warriors into battle as true commander in chief. He lived by that code until the very end. He was president of Chad for so many decades. Idriss Deby was 68 years old. May his warrior soul now rest. Adieu Idriss.
WALTER MONDALE: DEAD AT 93, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says Walter Mondale, former United States of America Senator from the Great State of Minnesota, former Vice President under President Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party's presidential candidate in 1984 has died. He was 93 years old and died from infirmities of old age related natural causes. He was an embodiment of far left liberalism. May his soul now rest. Adieu Walter.
STEPHEN BRODERICK: WANTED FOR TRIPLE MURDERS.
ICHEOKU says he is wanted for the murder of three people in Austin Texas and he used to be a law enforcement officer, a deputy sheriff. Stephen Broderick who is 41 years old is black and partially balding. He is believed to be armed and dangerous, so if you have any information about him contact the authorities by calling 911. Please help bring him in before he kills again.
MOURNNG HER LOSS STOICALLY.
ICHEOKU says to the chief mourner of later Prince Phillip, Her Majesty The Queen of England, please accept our condolences on your irreparable loss. Your love for him was profound and he reciprocated that as you two showed and lived what true love really is. The void caused by his exit will be extremely difficult for you to fill, but we pray that God Almighty will grant you the strength to cope. It is well. Keep the faith. God bless the Queen.
BRANDON SCOTT HOLE: THE INDIANAPOLIS FEDEX SHOOTER.
ICHEOKU says the perv who murdered eight people at a FedEX facility in Indianapolis before he took his own miserable life. Brandon Scott Hole was just 19 years old and you wonder what riled him up so badly that he turned into a murderous vermin. American gun carnage never ends. It is sad.
AMERICA'S UNENDING GUN CARNAGE: INDIANAPOLIS MAKES THE LIST.
ICHEOKU says the carnage that never ceases as FedEX Indianapolis becomes the latest place targeted by an American mass killer, killing 8 people before taking his own life. It is the fourth mass killing within a period of less than six weeks following Atlanta, Boulder, Orange and now Indianapolis with 30 American lives lost. Joe Biden must be wondering what is really going on that his hands is filling up so quickly with mass killings under his watch. But hey, it is the American tragedy and there seems to be no apparent solution to it. People are sad, angry, overworked and possibly on drugs and it triggers in them such constant snapping. May God comfort the bereaved and to their families, the fortitude to cope with their loss. it is sad.
DAUNTE WRIGHT: ADDED TO THE STATISTICS.
ICHEOKU says he is the latest black victim of white police shooting but Black Lives Matter and their ANTIFA collaborators have not began a nationwide destructive rioting as a result. May be because President Donald John Trump, the Orange Man, is no longer in the White House and the killing no longer qualifies as being induced by racism because their Joe Biden cannot be a racist as he is blackish. Anyway, Daunte Wright was shot and killed in Brooklyn Minnesota by white Police Officer Kimberly Potter, he was 20 years old. May his soul now rest.
OFFICER KIMBERLY POTTER: THE KILLER COP OF BROOKLYN MINNESOTA.
ICHEOKU says had thought she is a feminist only to learn that she herself is a mother of two grown sons and has been in the police force for 25 years. A feminist abortionist wouldn't understand what it means to lose a child, but she is not one. But her lengthy service in the police force definitely defeats her claim that she had mistaken her gun for a taser as her long experience in handling both weapons should have acquainted her of their obvious differences. She is not a rookie and should have known better how the butt of a gun feels and the gun is usually heavier than a taser. However, she must be feeling very sorrowful taking another woman's child and imagining if it was one of her own that was taken. Hopefully the authorities will do the right thing. Very tragic indeed.
SO LONG DMX: RIDE ON MR EXODUS 1:7.
ICHEOKU says he so multiplied that he had to tattoo a tribute to his prolificness on his neck, Exodus 1:7. So long DMX.
PHILLIP ADAMS: THE LATEST MASS KILLER OF AMERICA.
ICHEOKU says another black man has joined the infamous list of mass killers of America, domestic terrorist, terrorizing Americans. He erupted and murdered five people before turning the gun on himself, making him the sixth victim of his senseless act. It seems that black men are now striving so hard to outdo white men as the new mass killers in chief of America. What snapped? Former NFL player Phillip Adams wrecked his havoc in Rock Hill South Carolina. It is sad.
MAZI NNAMDII KANU DENOUNCES NIGERIA.
The clueless Nigeria Police immediately knew who attacked Owerri Prison following the attack, but does not know who attacked Ebonyi community and slaughtered so many innocent villagers several weeks after the attack. Boko Haram took responsibility for shooting down a Nigerian military plane but the Nigeria state absolved the group and denied that it was them who shot down the plane. But unknown gunmen attacked Imo State and the same Nigeria state immediately accused IPOB of being responsible for the attack, despite that the group categorically denied being involved with it. ICHEOKU says how such idiocy makes sense to anyone is by itself very idiotic. Nigeria is a sick puppy and it is sad.
ANOTHER BLACK DOMESTIC TERRORIST?.
ICHEOKU says another black domestic terrorist has shot two Naval officers at Fort Derrick in Fredrick Maryland, the second time in just few days a black gunman has struck at America's heart string. Fantahun GIrma Woldesenbet is identified as the shooter who was later shot and killed by soldiers at a checking point. What has finally gotten to black men that they are now taking it out on Americans. Noah Green who killed a Capitol police officer is also black. Little wonder the media has not gone crazy with the coverage because both do not fit their prescription of American domestic terrorist, who are supposed to be white males. It is sad.
NOAH GREEN: WHY IS HE NOT A TERRORIST?
ICHEOKU says why is this guy not a terrorist? He planned and executed an attack on the Capitol, killing one police officer and injuring another one. He brandished a knife with which he wanted to do more havoc before he was stop with gunshots from police officers. So, why is his action not terrorism or must he be a Middle Eastern Arab or a white male before it rises to the level of terrorism. Just curious.
SNL STARK PARTISANSHIP SUCKS
ICHEOKU says Saturday Night Live quickly found something to say about Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz while continuing to ignore the readily available materials on Joe Biden. That tells you the sleaziness of the crazed out wild eyed far left liberals that run the show, the reason it has lost its edge, the bite factor. It is only Republicans that are fair game while Democrats are protected, cuddled and shielded. SNL will not survive its boding self immolation. It is sad.
MASS MURDER GETS A PASS BECAUSE HE IS NOT A WHITE MALE.
ICHEOKU says unfortunately for the media he was not a white male and his victims were not Asians, therefore they cannot parody their usual anti white male, racist mass murderer narative. But a Hispanic mass murderer Aminadab Gaxiola Gonzalez killed four persons including a 9 year old child being shielded by his mother in Orange California, yet the media is treating it as not that important to warrant their extended airtime. They have already concluded that it was not a random act of violence but a personal and business relationship gone wrong and you wonder why then kill the little child. But hey, he is not a white male and his victims are not Asians, therefore he got a free pass from being a racist mass murderer.
FREE AT LAST THE CARGO SHIP EVER GIVEN OWNED BY EVERGREEN.
ICHEOKU says the same engineering feat that made it possible for such a behemoth to sail without sinking was also brought to bear in order to free it from its stuck in the sand position at the Egyptian Suez Canal. That such an incredibly humongous mass of steel can navigate through choppy waters without sinking and laden with over 20,000 containers of goods is a science wonder come alive. What can the world do without engineers. It was nice that they successfully freed the ship without damaging it or having to first offload the 20,000 continuers it bore like a beast of burden. Kudos to the team that freed the cargo container ship named Ever Green.
UFC 260: A RETURN FAVOR.
ICHEOKU says he is a man's man and dispatching Stipe Miocic was not an easy feat but he did it anyway. UFC 260 thrilled as usual as with many other real fights that come out of their stable. Congratulations Francis Ngannou for pulling it off and it was quite decisive, a no contest flatlining of the opponent, himself a great heavy weight hitter of note. Dana White is doing one heck of a good job managing the affairs of his Ultimate Fighting Championship organization.
AMERICA, WE HAVE A METHUSELAH IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
ICHEOKU says if he came to the United States Senate 120 years ago and he is just 78 years old that means that this is his second time around on this planet. Although his frailty and debilitated cognition somehow look the part, but no human being ever lived that long, talkless of still being around. But hey, his apologists and minders will, as always, explain it away as a Joe Biden suffering from stuttering moment. The world is certainly perplexed at the audacity of the Deep State which pushed President Donald John Trump out of the White House and in his place installed Joe Biden. It is a shame.
AMERICA HAS A NEW IMMIGRATION TSAR, HURRAY.
ICHEOKU says meet the new immigration tsar of America. Lets see how well she will execute her newly assigned portfolio by fixing the crisis at the southern border. Hopefully she will not declare it a human right issue that requires opening the entire border and letting whoever wants in to move in. But ICHEOKU will not prejudge her and will let her prove her mettle.
IS GAY DOLLAR BILL TO FOLLOW?
ICHEOKU says exactly what political correctness to the highest order really looks like as the United Kingdom now has a gay banknote, 50 pounds. Now, American LGBTQ community will soon make a demand on Joe Biden for their own American equivalent of the British gay banknote, a gay dollar bill. This is why China is steadily eating the lunch of the Western countries as they are busily engaged with political nonsensical while China is rapidly powering itself to the top of world as its only really super fortress.
HE BROKE IT SO HE OWNS IT.
ICHEOKU says Southern border nightmare is a Joe Biden self harm; he caused it and willfully brought it about when he so cavalierly canceled all the safeguards which President Donald John Trump had put in place to prevent it. He has no solution nor does he want a solution either as it is his intention to flood America with other people in his party's ongoing effort to displace white people and make them the new minority. It is sad.
TANZANIA PRODUCES ANOTHER FEMALE PRESIDENT IN AFRICA
ICHEOKU says commends Tanzania for quickly transiting and transferring power to former Vice President Samia-Suluhu-Hassan now sworn in as the new president of the country following the death of former President John Magufuli. It is a welcome development for Africa especially viewed against the backdrop of former Nigerian President Jonathan Goodluck who as Vice President initially encountered some problems in succeeding his former boss, the dead President Umaru Yar'Adua. President Samia-Suluhu-Hassan now becomes the second female African president following Liberia's former President Ellen Johnson Sirleaf. All the best Madam President. Congratulations.
YANK HER TITLE AWAY
ICHEOKU says the lying duchess and femme fatale of Prince Harry has finally put asunder what Lady Diana held together. She ruined a brotherly relationship between two British Princes and is now sabotaging the effort at reconciliation by leaking communications between the two brothers to Gayle King, her and Harry's new spokesperson. So much for Queen's admonition that the royal family resolve the existing issues privately. What a demonic evil woman, not good for membership of the royal family. It is sad.
TANZANIA PRESIDENT: DEAD AT 61, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says Tanzania's President John Magufuli is dead. He died from affliction of heart disease. He was 61 years old. Adieu Mr President.
MARVIN HAGLER IS DEAD. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says boxer Marvin Hagler is dead. Died from yet to be disclosed illness following chest pain and labored breathing. The boxing great was 66 years old. Rest on Marvelous Marvin. Adieu.
WE ARE NOT A RACIST FAMILY - PRINCE WILLIAM
ICHEOKU says now that the future King of England Prince William, the Duke of Cambridge, has denounced racism and stated that the royal family is not racist, who then is the person who Megan Markle and Prince Harry complained questioned the skin color of their son, Archie? Recall that the restless couple ruled out the Queen and Prince Philip from list of possible suspects, thus leaving Prince Charles as the only man now left standing under the cloud of suspicion. Will Prince Charles ever speak to clear his name or is he the whodunnit culprit. The clock is ticking.
SIMPLY MEAN.
ICHEOKU says Triple M and her dairy of mad black woman presented at the Oprah. Mean Meghan Markle is a handful and definitely ruinous. What a restless restive woman. It is sad.
I WILL NOT RESIGN - CUOMO.
ICHEOKU says he is New York tough and not going anywhere. Hang in there governor, don't let them win. The #MeToo lunatics must not be allowed to have their way with you, Governor Andy Cuomo. Stay strong.
SHE DEFINITELY HAS A DOG IN THE FIGHT.
ICHEOKU says what was the level of her participation in the conspiracy against the British Monarchy? Many of her questions were leading questions purposely directed at preconceived results and answered according to the drawn scheme. ICHEOKU says is not a fan and was not won over either.
A WOMAN WRAPPER: NOT MAN ENOUGH?
FEEL FREE TO PRACTICE YOUR RELIGION: SISTANI.
ICHEOKU says Iraq's Shiites Muslims Spiritual leader Grand Ayatollah Imam Ali al Sistani has assured visiting Pope Francis that he will guarantee safety to Christians in Iraq to freely practice their faith and religion. This is definitely a great relief for Christians in Iraq and hopefully his followers will listen to him and respect his assurances. It is a shot in the arm for Christians in Iraq who are deathly afraid of both ISIS and other Islamic zealots who are bent on completely wiping out Christianity in Iraq. Way to go Sis!
BUNNY WAILERS: DEAD AT 73 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says the end of an era as reggae maestro Bunny Wailers goes home to eternity for a final rest in peace. He was the last of the trio who formed The Wailers reggae musical group, Bob Marley who died of brain cancer in 1981 aged 36 and Peter Tosh who was shot and killed in 1987 at age 42 being the other two. Bunny Wailer died from complications of stroke, he was 73 years old. Adieu Rastafarian and say hello to Bob and Pete.
SARKOZY: FROM A PRESIDENT TO A CONVICT.
ICHEOKU says former France President Nikolas Sarkozy is now a convict. He was convicted of corruption for attempting to bribe a judge for inside information and sentenced to three years imprisonment. What a fall from grace to grass by the petite former French leader. It is sad.
IT WAS GOOD TO SEE MR PRESIDENT.
ICHEOKU says the tale of an American peoples elected president in Mar-la-Go Golden House Palm Beach Florida and the great pretender of the establishment installed by the Deep State in the White House. The good news is that everyone knows in the depth of their hearts what actually happened and that fear of very destructive BLM and ANTIFA's riots led to its condonation.
So the fella in the White House can put all the garbs of pretense and as many as he desires, but he too knows that he is not serving with the peoples mandate. It was good to see Mr President again and his speech was simply tonic as it gave the country reason to be hopeful. We shall overcome the Deep State's nightmare on Elms Street or rather 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Welcome back Mr President.
PRINCE OF BEELZEBUB: GUILTY BUT NOT PUNISHED.
ICHEOKU says really a verdict of privilege on steroids that a person was found guilty of murder as charged but he was not punished. It is yet another manifest example of America's inconsistent moral equivalence or rather ambivalence aka double standards. Why even bother?
DEPUTY HEALTH SECRETARY DESIGNATE.
ICHEOKU says formerly a man and is currently interviewing to become America's deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services. The amount of violence being done to the moral rubrics of society by such unconventional lifestyle is huge. But hey, the horse has since left the ban and there is nothing anyone can actually do now to put the gene back in the bottle. ICHEOKU says has nothing against whatever anyone wants to be, but would rather certain things are kept in the closet where they rightfully belong. It is definitely a confused state of mind for anyone to be in, regardless. A day will some day come when society will also be forced to accept that there is something else other than day and night. The corrosion, once begun, never ends. It is sad.
BARACK OBAMA BROKE SOMEBODY'S NOSE.
ICHEOKU says by his own admission he was a violent person who punched a fellow student on the face and broke his nose. But he kept this information hidden throughout the eight years he was in office as such a disqualifying event could have easily disqualified him and make him unacceptable to the American people. Now, who knows what other thing he possibly kept hidden and away from the American public. What a con job.
IT WAS APOCALYPTIC.
ICHEOKU says what happened in Texas shows that with the right conditions hell could possibly freeze over. Who knows that the Great State of Texas as hot as it gets there and with the abundance of energy resources therein could be a victim of a deep freeze. You know that Texas indeed transformed into the tundra when icicles formed on ceiling fans inside peoples homes. Now, watch it when next you say until hell freezes over because Texas just did. Our hearts go out to all Texans. #TexasStrong!
IT'S OFFICIAL: THEY ARE NO MORE ROYALTIES.
ICHEOKU says they have made it official that they are not returning to their duties in the British Royal household. Meghan Markle and her husband Prince Harry have informed Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II that they are done and have forsaken the life of royalty for their newly chosen life of normal people. What will love not do to a man that a royal prince abandoned his life of royalty just to salsify the wish and desire of his commoner wife. Definitely a show of love by Harry and hopefully the Megxit will not someday turn into HarryDumped. Goodluck fellas.
RUSH LIMBAUGH IS NO MORE: ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says may the angels of heaven usher him in as he has now returned to give back the talent which was on loan from God. Adieu Rush Limbaugh. Rush babies are grieving your exit. So long!
CONGRATULATIONS NOI, THE NEW DIRECTOR GENERAL OF WTO.
ICHEOKU says congratulations Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iwealla on a well earned director generalship of the World Trade Organization. With her appointment, the Nigerian strong woman must now work tirelessly hard to show her sponsors world wide that their confidence was well placed and to a previously lukewarm America, that she has the wherewithal to reposition the WTO. The world is waiting and watching to see how she will particularly tackle China's unfair trade practices. Once again, congratulations DG.
CARLOS MENEM: DEAD AT 90 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says former Argentina president who was in charge of the country from 1989 to 1999 President Carlos Menem has died, He died of infirmities of old age. He was 90 years old. Adieu Mr President.
RINOS ARE CANCEROUS TO THE PARTY.
ICHEOKU says it is time to start punishing renegade Republicans in order to stop the bleeding. Other weak Republicans watch and see that these rebels do not suffer consequences for their actions and may join them. Their anti party activities must be stopped or they should be outrightly expelled from the party since they are of no use to the party. They do not play a party of one politicking. Enough of the RINOs. Get rid of them. #MakeThemPay.
CANCEL CULTURE CLAIMS OLYMPICS CHIEF'S JOB.
ICHEOKU says cancel cultured has claimed the office of 80 year old Japanese Olympics Chief Yoshiro Mori over his statement that "women speak too long in meetings". This fella definitely belongs in the tester years generation which called it as they saw it but forgot that cancel culture is alive and well and that feminist females are obsessively possessed in their effort to replace and displace men in many spheres. So, despite the truthfulness in what he said, as it is in women's character to generally endlessly talk and speak too long no matter what, he was still canceled for voicing it out. It is hard being a hard charging, matter of factly speaking, real man in this era of hyper wokeness which is afflicting the world. What is wrong with what he said as truth should have provided him a defense. But hey, feminism is real and their power immense.
JAKANDE DEAD AT 91: ADIEU LKJ.
ICHEOKU says Lateef Kayode Jakande LKJ, former governor of Lagos State Nigeria is dead. He was a journalist and political scholar of the Obafemi Awolowo era of Western Nigerian politics. Jakande died of natural causes infirmities of old age. He was 91 years old. Rest on LKJ. Adieu.
MR HUSTLER LARRY FLYNT IS DEAD. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says pornographic publisher Larry Flynt who founded Hustler magazine, a premier adult entertainment magazine, is dead. He died of natural causes. He was 78 years old. Adieu Mr Hustler.
GEORGE SHULTZ: DEAD AT 100 YEARS OLD. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says President Ronald Reagan's Secretary of State George Shultz is dead. He died of infirmities of old age. He was 100 years old. Adieu George.
LEON SPINKS: DEAD AT 67, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was the only boxer to defeat Muhammed Ali inside the ring in a decision fight in 1978. He died from affliction of prostrate cancer which later spread to his bladder. Leon Spinks was 67 years old. Adieu champ.
SNL NO LONGER WORTH THE TIME.
ICHEOKU says Saturday Night Live by protecting Joe Biden and Kamala Harris from jokes is steadily losing its relevance and bleeding audience. Many people will surely tune off in due course as they have lost their edge from making Trump's jokes. It is yet another clear indicator of the bias of the media and their leftist shows. Imagine how high their rating would go were they to exploit the many jokes which Joe Biden and Kamala Harris provide daily as gifts which they keep on giving. It is sad.
LINCOLN PROJECT JOHN WEAVER: A CHILD MOLESTER?
ICHEOKU says he looks the part and possibly have molested a lot of little fellas, admitted none has come out so far to openly make that claim. As with many holier than thou Pharisees, he is just another leprous fellow who is not worthy the attention he commanded ganging up against President Donald John Trump under the infamous Lincoln Project during the 2020 presidential election. It is sad that so many predators such as him always hide in plain sight. It is regrettable.
CICELY TYSON DEAD AT 96: ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says Cicely Tyson is dead. She died of infirmities of old age. She was 96 years old. Adieu Cicely.
MCGREGOR DEFEATED!
ICHEOKU says the Irish bad boy of UFC fame Conor McGregor was handed a defeat by American Dustin Poirier in round 2 of their UFC 257 fight in Abu Dhabi. It was a rude shock to many fans especially how early the defeat came. But like Arnold Schwarzenegger said in Terminator, McGregor will be back. Congratulations Dustin.
LARRY KING IS DEAD. ADIEU MR SUSPENDERS.
ICHEOKU says the host of then running Cable News Network interview program Larry King Live, Mr Larry King is dead. He died Fromm COVID-19 related infirmities of old age. He was 87 years old. He made CNN watchable in those days unlike the yellow fake news outfit it has devolved into. May the soul of the seven times married Mr Suspenders now rest. Adieu Larry.
HANK AARON: DEAD AT 86,ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says baseball great Hank Aaron is dead. He died of old age related infirmities. He was 86 years old. Adieu Mr Hammer.
TWITTER CONDONES THREATENING OF PRESIDENT TRUMP.
TWITTER CONTINUES TO ALLOW IRANIAN LEADER TO THREATEN PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP ON THEIR PLATFORM. WHEN WILL MR RASPUTIN JACK DORSEY CENSOR TEHRAN OR DOES TWITTER APPROVE THE THREATENING OF AN AMERICAN LEADER.
THE NEW ADMINISTRATION.
ICHEOKU says wishes them well. All the best.
Phil Spector the afro-haired white man and music producer who is serving prison sentence for murder is dead. He died of complications of coronavirus disease. Phil Spector was 81 years old. Adieu Phil.
ADELSON IS DEAD: ADIEU.
The billionaire founder and CEO of Las Vegas Sands Sheldon Adelson is dead. He was 87 years and succumbed to infirmities of old age complications of non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma. May he now rest. Adieu.
PIERRE CARDIN DEAD AT 98: ADIEU.
PAOLO ROSSI: DEAD AT 64, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says another football great makes his exit. Italian Paolo Rossi was a footballer extraordinaire and played the round leather soccer back in the seventies and eighties during the playing days of the also recently departed Argentina's Maradona. He was good and was a permanent fixture in Italian national side and locally, for Juventus and AC Milan. Paolo Rossi was 64 years old and died following a protracted sickness. Another soccer maestro gone too soon. Rest on Rossi. Adieu.
DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA: DEAD AT 60, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says rest on dribbler and his hand of God will forever remain indelible in the minds of those British. He was a twin to the round leather object as the two could safely be said to have been littered together just like Julius Caesar and danger. Argentina greatest footballer Diego Armando Maradona died of heart attack. The legendary footballer was 60 years old. Adieu Diego
JERRY RAWLINGS OF GHANA: DEAD FROM COVID-19 AT 73. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was the then Ghana's president who executed past leaders for wanton corruption. Captian Jerry John Rawlings died from COVID-19 infection; the dreadful coronavirus disease from China. He was 73 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu JJ.
ALEX TREBEK: DEAD AT 80, ADIEU FACE OF JEOPARDY.
ICHEOKU says he actually lived up to a very ripe old age of 80 years and ordinarily his death would have passed for natural causes but pancreatic cancer ultimately claimed his life. Alexander Trebek, the host of long running of ABC's gameshow Jeopardy finally succumbed to his ailment after two year running battle. May his soul now rest. Adieu Mr Jeopardy.
SEAN CONNERY: DEAD AT 93, ADIEU JAMES BOND 007.
ICHEOKU says the Scottish man who brought to the world the iconic James Bond 007 has died. Sean Connery died of natural causes infirmities of old age. He was 93 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Mr Bond, his name was James, James Bond 007 and he was at Her Majesty's service.
SOLID AS A ROCK IN DEFENSE OF AMERICA.
ICHEOKU says like the rock of Gibraltar, he is solidly and resolutely standing against those who want to do America harm and protecting Americans like mama bear protects her cubs. There is no other choice in this election than to vote to reelect President Donald John Trump. He loves America and he fights for America and he is unapologetic about it. #Vote4Trump.
SAMSUNG CHAIRMAN LEE HUN-HEE: DEAD AT 78 YEARS, ADIEU.
NO MATTER YOUR POLITICS: LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE.
ICHEOKU says America is going through a lot of challenges and needs a strong competitive guy to lead it at this time. He is determined, he fights non stop and he loves America so much that he is willing to give it his all. On November 3rd, vote like you love your country and will like to see it remain America as we know it. Be afraid, be really afraid of those who wants to remake America in their socialist image. #Vote4Trump.
AMERICA IS SAFE WITH HIM: VOTE4TRUMP.
ICHEOKU says in him rests the hope of America and American people must realize this and vote like their country and lives depend on his presidency. There is no other choice in this election than the reelection of President Donald John Trump for a second term, He has proved his love for country and country men and women, he has proved he can stop the military industrial complex from needless wars and he has proved that Israeli and Arabs peace is doable. He is an economic whizkid and he is fighting the Chinese coronavirus frontally and succeeding. American people must stay the course as no smart people changes their leadership midstream. On November 3rd, vote to reelect President Donald John Trump for a second term. He has delivered on his promises and he will continue to deliver more for America and the American people. #Vote4Trump.
JOHN MCCAIN'S MOTHER ROBERTA DEAD AT 108, ADIEU.
ON NOVEMBER 3RD VOTE THE RIGHT WAY, MAGA!
JOHNNY NASH: DEAD AT 90, ADIEU.
EDDIE VAN HALEN: DEAD AT 65, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says a master guitarist rock and roller extraordinaire. Eddie Van Halen died of throat cancer, he was 65 years old. Panama was his ICHEOKU's most favorite song. May his soul now rest.
EMIR OF ZAZZAU: DEAD AT 84, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says the paramount ruler of Zaria Kingdom, Emir of Zazzau Dr Alhaji Shehu Idris is dead. The cause of his death was not made public and at 84 years old, probably died of infirmities of old age. May his soul now rest. Adieu Alhaji.
HER DEATH: SIMPLY TRAUMATIC FOR DEMOCRATS.
ICHEOKU says there is no other way to dice it, Ruth Bader Ginsburg's death is certainly a big punch in the gut for the Democrats, who wished that she didn't have to die now with just few weeks to the election. They desired and coveted the honor of appointing her replacement and went into an overdrive in their campaign for Joe Biden, hoping that his election would provide them with such an opportunity. Their hope just came crashing down. Our condolences to the Democrats. Adieu RBG.
NYEMAR, A MONKEY - GONZALEZ.
ICHEOKU says in response to allegedly being called a monkey by Marseille's Alvaro Gonzalez, Paris Saint Germain star Nyemar responded that 'racism exists, it exists, but we have do something to stop it. No more. Enough!"
YOSHIHIDE SUGA: NEW PRIME MINISTER OF JAPAN.
ICHEOKU says congratulations to Shinzo Abe's successor, Yoshihide Suga, the new Prime Minister of Japan. All the best Suga.
JACKASS STEVE LEE: DEAD AT 54, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says his physical deficit notwithstanding, he made something out of his life as a famous member of the Jackass group. Steve Lee, the midget died of yet to be disclosed infirmities. He was 54 years old. May he now rest. Adieu Mr Puppet the Psycho Dwarf.
WE SHALL NEVER FORGET.
DAME DIANA RIGG: DEAD AT 82, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says she played the Bond girl in James Bond's On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Olenna Tyrell in Game of Throne, Lady MacBeth, was in Avenger and in so many other movies and sitcoms. Dame Diana Rigg was 82 years old and died of cancer. Adieu.
JOE BIDEN'S COUGHING BOUT: NOT GOOD.
ICHEOKU says Hillary Clinton coughed herself to political extinction in 2016 and Joe Biden is towing the same path that leads to electoral damnation. His old lungs cannot take in enough air at a time and it is unraveling. So much for the coughing Joe Biden.
FEAR OF CORONAVIRUS IS REAL: A PAPAL FACE MASK.
ICHEOKU says even the pope now understands how serious the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease is and he puts on his own face mask to prevent contacting it. Nice way to go Pontiff.
DON'T READ OR BUY IT: SIMPLY TOO TRASHY.
ICHEOKU says whatever you do, please do not read or waste your money on a convicted felon, Michael Cohen's book of trashy talks, a supposedly "true" account of his stewardship to the then Donald John Trump. Michael Cohen is a fraud and not credible, hence everything from him should be treated as odious. What a sniveling snitch who deserves stitches.
CHRIS CUOMO'S ACCESS HOLLYWOOD MOMENT - MICHAEL COHEN.
ICHEOKU says CNN weight lifting talking head had his own Access Hollywood moment and unfortunately the same sleaze ball who CNN has courted for sometime, Michael Cohen, was also involved. A lawyer who would break a client/attorney confidential relationship is capable of simply doing anything. Chris Cuomo just rudely found out that trusting the disgraced former personal lawyer to the president is a too risky a conduct. Now all his distaste for the media and #MeToo feminists are out there for the world to see the real Chris Cuomo, courtesy of Michael Cohen's secret recordings. Sad.
DJ ERICK MORILLO: DEAD AT 49, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says everybody loved to move it back in the day and his "I like to move it" indeed moved many feet in dancehalls and nightclubs in the 90s. Erick Morillo was 49 years old and died from a yet to be determined cause. May his soul now rest,. Adieu Mr I like to move it.
KING T'CHALLA OF WAKANDA: DEAD AT 43 YEARS.
ICHEOKU says black super hero who played King T'Challa of Kingdom of Wakanda in Black Panther is dead. Chadwick Boseman died of colon cancer, he was 43 years old. May his soul now go back to Wakanda and rest. Adieu Chad.
JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS.
ICHEOKU says for a people known for their stoicism and disciplined equanimity, he must have endured all he could muster before finally throwing in the towel. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced that he is stepping down from office to enable him take care of his deteriorating ulcerative colitis health problem. ICHEOKU wishes the author of Abenomics well and hopefully the next Prime Minister will continue towing the path which Shinzo led that made Japan a force for good in global politics. All the best Abe.
SHE HAPPILY STANDS BY HER MAN
ICHEOKU says their faces tell the whole story, they are very happily satisfied for staging a successful convention. First Lady Melania's flowing green dress was a smasher and the president delivered a beautiful speech. ICHEOKU wishes the couple success with November 3rd and they will be as successful as the RNC 2020 was. American people still want to continue seeing First Lady Melania and of course President Donald John Trump in the White House. #4MoreYears. #Vote4Trump.
RNC 2020 DAY 3: THE WHEEL CHAIR GUY MADISON CAWTHORN.
The Democrats want to dismantle, defund, and destroy America and the Republicans under President Trump want to rebuild, restore and renew America. If you are a liberal, be a true liberal, listen to other ideas and let the best ones prevail. I say to Americans who love our country, young and old, be a radical for freedom. Be a radical for liberty. Be a radical for our republic and vote to protect America.
ONE MORE THING, LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
ICHEOKU says the Covington High schooler was special and he delivered his role cleverly beautiful. Nice job kido.
RNC 2020 STARTS HUGE: NICE JOB
ICHEOKU says a very huge relief from the boredom that the Democratic Party foist on American people last week. More energy and more optimism in the air. Congratulations RNC.
REPUBLICAN PARTY'S CONVENTION IS HERE: HURRAY!
ICHEOKU says wishing the president the best during the week of Republican Party's convention. Let American people know that Joe Biden is not an option and that reelecting the president is a sacred duty in preserving the United States of America. #Vote4Trump.
MARYANNE TRUMP BARRY: STILL GOSSIPY AT 83, TOO BAD.
ICHEOKU says no wonder the president is deeply touched by the death of the only sibling who he truly trusted, his brother Robert Trump. Imagine his elder sister Maryanne Trump Barry, a retired Federal judge, still gossiping at such an old age of 83 years. Instead of being supremely grateful and happy that her younger brother accomplished so much, including winning the presidency of the United States of America and on a first try, she is busy talking at his back and castigating him. ICHEOKU says sibling rivalry and associated jealousy is real and this old woman diminished herself by engaging in such gutter sniping. But like the president aptly responded, WHO CARES!
BUILD THE WALL: STEVE BANNON INDICTED FOR FRAUD.
ICHEOKU says lets hope that that 'the entire fiasco is to stop people who want to build the wall' and that the former President Donald John Trump's adviser did not pilfer the privately raised funds meant for building the wall. But shouldn't those behind the effort to fund-raise for the wall be compensated for their time and effort? Except that they were captured on record saying that they will not be paid and that the entire 100% of the raised funds will be plowed into building the wall. Anyway, ICHEOKU wishes Steve B well and hopes he clears his name soon.
BELARUS PRESIDENT CLINGING TO POWER.
ICHEOKU says after 26 long years what else does the crazy bald-head wants in office, to die there? It is about time the military hierarchy took a page from Mali and ease the guy aside and out of power. Boris Yeltsin rode to power through popular uprising and the opposition should also consider that move as well. What a pitiful power mongrel President Alexander Lukashenko is proving to be. Sad.
MALIAN PRESIDNET FORCED OUT IN A MILITARY COUP.
ICHEOKU says the gift which never ceases giving in Africa, military coups, and it has reared its ugly head again, this time in Bamako Mali where the president Mr Ibrahim Boubacar Keita has been removed from office. Who knows what France thinks about it or did they encourage the military to make the putsch following several failed peace talks on the way to move the embattled country forward. Hopefully it will be for the good of the Malian people.
KAMALA HARRIS: WHEN SMILE IS NOT ENOUGH.
ICHEOKU says much more is required short of a charming smile. She couldn't do it during the primaries and she can't do it now. Say no to Biden-Harris, a ticket of failure as they are not good for America.
AMBASSADOR WALTER CARRINGTON: DEAD AT 90, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was an American diplomat who served as United States of American ambassador to Senegal from 1980 to 1981 and in Nigeria from 1993 to 1997. Walter Carrington was 90 years old and died of natural causes infirmities of old age. ICHEOKU he may now rest. Adieu ambassador.
SUMMER REDSTONE: DEAD AT 97, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says a media mogul once chairman of Viacom who also founded FoxNews. Summer Redstone was 97 years old and died of old age related infirmities. May his soul now rest, Adieu Mr Redstone.
ON NOVEMBER 3RD: THE SAGA CONTINUES.
BURUJI KASHAMU: A NIGERIAN HENCHMAN DIES FROM CORONAVIRUS.
ICHEOKU says he was stupendously rich, a wealth attributed to drug pushing for which the United States of America DEA wanted him extradited, but the corruption of law enforcement in Nigeria made impossible. He was once a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and remained in politics until the dreadful Chinese Wuhan coronavirus took him away. Buruji Kashamu was 62 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu.
BEIRUT GOES KABOOM!
ICHEOKU says an otherwise avoidable tragedy as no reasonable government stores bomb grade highly explosive ammonium nitrate within city limits. Now over 100 people have perished in the blast with over one thousand injured, including several buildings and properties destroyed or damaged. Like the president said to Ghislaine Maxwell, ICHEOKU says wishes the people well, a Lebanese nation in which tragedies seem to be unending gifts that keep on giving and never stops giving. Sad.
REVOLT: A GOOD TELEVISION.
ICHEOKU says watches Revolt Television, do you? It is fascinatingly quite a good television, continuing from where MTV stopped back in the days, if you get ICHEOKU's drift. P. Diddy has done it again and he brought his Midas touch panache to it. Congratulations.
HERMAN CAIN: DEAD AT 74, VICTIM OF CORONAVIRUS.
ICHEOKU says he was indeed very colorful and did everything with swag. He was a former Republican presidential candidate wanna be, who ran on a tax plan of 9.9.9 and also a business executive former chairman of Godfather Pizza chain, an ardent supporter of President Donald John Trump who will no longer witness the president's reelection on November 3rd. Herman Cain succumbed to the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease, he was 74 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu HC.
THE DOCTOR HAS ORDERED: WEAR YOUR FACE MASK.
ICHEOKU says Dr Anthony Fauci says to wear a face mask and he shows his example. Only that he did not get anything right since the outbreak of the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus pandemic as everything he told Americans to do or not to do ended up resulting to the opposite. Whether he still qualifies as an expert following such many repeated wrong projections is somewhat debatable, otherwise why did he, as an expert, get everything wrong and completely off margin. If an expert can be so wrong, what then should a novitiate be. Sad.
REGIS PHILBIN: DEAD AT 88.
ICHEOKU says Regis Philbin has signed off from mother earth. The long time host of day time television talk show was 88 years old and died from complications of old age related infirmities. ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. Adieu Reg.
AND Q?
MASK UP FOLKS.
ICHEOKU says if the president can do it, so can you. Please wear your mask for those your loved ones as well as others as you do not want to have a guilty conscience that your inaction led to deaths and sufferings. It is no longer a joke when the president masks up and so should you. Save a life today, wear your mask.
This is a PSA by ICHEOKU and he too masks up as well. Please help fight the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease, wear a face mask today and send a strong message to the Chinese Communist Party that they have killed enough Americans already with their poison and that you have refused to be their killer agent.
THEY ARE BURNING OUR CHURCHES WHILE WE STAND AND LOOK.
ICHEOKU says it is not about any perceived injustices and inequality, they simply want to destroy the Western way, the right way. What has a church got to do with racial discrimination, yet they set it on fire. On November 3rd, vote for insurance from all their madness, vote for Trump. #4MoreYears.
THE SHADE ROOM IS GREAT,
JOHN TRAVOLTA'S WIFE DEAD AT 57. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says life happens and after nearly 30 years of a blissful marriage to Saturday Night Fever famous John Travolta, Kelly Preston succumbed after her two year running battle with breast cancer. She was 57 years old. ICHEOKU says sleep on Kelly. Adieu.
BELIEVE ALL MEN: JADA SMITH ADMITS TO AFFAIR WITH AUGUST ALSTINA.
ICHEOKU says there was never a doubt in my mind that she waylaid and laid him. A cougar extraordinaire preying on exposed young boys. Did Jada Picket Smith take advantage of a young man going through some life crisis? What a highly libidinous person and she initially denied it ever happened. Imagine.
Ivory Coast's PRME MINISTER AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS DEAD.
ICHEOKU says Amadou Gon Coulibaly was 61 years old and died from heart related disease. Hopefully his political party will find a replacement candidate for the country's forthcoming presidential election. May his soul now rest. Adieu.
KEISHA GOT THE VIRUS: LANCE BOTTOMS, THAT IS.
ICHEOKU says Atlanta Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms has tested positive for the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease, although asymptomatic but quarantining as a precaution. ICHEOKU wishes the Atlanta Madam a quick recovery and hopes that medical sciences can solve the mystery of the killer virus and stop its carnage. KLB, please test negative soon.
NICK CORDERO: DEAD AT 41, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says broadway star Nicholas Cordero has lost his fight with Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease. It first led to the amputation of his two legs following blood clot which stopped blood flow to his lower extremities. Now, the killer virus has finally claimed his life. Nick Cordero was 41 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu.
ENOUGH OF THE MADNESS: STOP THE KILLINGS.
ICHEOKU says it is time to end the senseless killings in America, including in Chicago's Southside. This 20 months old little boy is now one of the latest victim of the never ending depraved heart murders being committed by blacks on their fellow black people. Isn't black lives supposed to matter or is it only when taken by the police. It is shameful what black people do to each other, yet they pretend to love each other. Imagine the pain and agony the parents of this little child must be going through. Time to end the madness has come. Stop the senseless murders. May his innocent little soul now rest.
COVID-19 KILLS GOVERNOR AJIMOBI OF OYO STATE. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says it seems that the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus has finally arrived in Nigeria and is now beginning to take its toll, particularly on the elites. Its latest victim was a former governor of Oyo State Abiola Ajimobi, now bringing to 549 the total number of those, officially recorded so far killed. He was 70 years and died from complications of coronavirus. May his soul now rest. Adieu AA.
A TRIBUTE TO BLACKNESS.
NASCAR'S BUBBA WALLACE AND HIS JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S MOMENT.
ICHEOKU says a false alarm which was raised to further heighten the uneasiness in an already tension-soaked nation. Luckily the truth came out that the supposed "noose" was a mere garage door opener which was put in place long before Bubba Wallace was assigned the use of that very Garage No 4 in Talladega Super-speedway Lincoln Alabama. It was also revealed that it was not just only his garage door that has similar opening contraption on its door. Another bullet dodged, but if black people think that they are getting more sympathy raising such false alarm, they are deluded, because such repeat falsehoods gravely damages their credibility and veracity for truthfulness. There was a Jessie Smollett in Chicago and now Bubba Wallace in Alabama. It is unfortunate and it is sad, as stoking of racial tension does not do anyone good.
UNDERTAKER RETIRES FROM WWE.
ICHEOKU says fans of World Wrestling Entertainment will surely miss their Undertaker who has retired from wrestling after 30 years of top sportsmanship. Mark Calaway, popularly known by his stage name Undertaker, is 55 years old and decided it was time to pack it up citing a "nothing left to accomplish" reason. ICHEOKU says used to be a fan of WWE until the Rock left the organization and nobody can smell what the Rock was cooking any longer because the Rock does not cook any more. Also UFC came out and reality always triumphs over playacting. Anyway, best wishes to Undertaker with his retirement.
PROTECT THE STATUES: THE IRONY OF AMERICA'S DOUBLE STANDARDS
ICHEOKU says when the Talibans blew up the statue of Buddha in Bamyan Afghanistan, the whole world led by America cried blue murder. When ISIS destroyed some ancient cities in Palmyra and Nimrud, the same world shouted abominable. But suddenly statues are being torn down and burnt in America and it is eerie silence. Really?
OLUWATOYIN SALAU: A BLM ACTIVIST MURDERED.
ICHEOKU says fondly called Toyin, Oluwatoyin Salau was a 19 year old Nigerian American activist who was murdered in Tallahassee Florida by a suspected black man Aaron Green. A black on black crime and you wonder why did her black life not matter to the suspected killer, a fellow black person. May her soul now rest.
ON NOVEMBER 3RD, TRUMP WINS - MITT ROMNEY
"I'm confident that we will keep the majority in the Senate. And I actually have long predicted the president will be reelected. I continue to think that's the case." - Mitt Romney
BURUNDI'S PRESIDENT SUCCUMBS TO CORONAVIRUS.
ICHEOKU says he was the first world leader to die from the Chinese Wuhan coronavirus disease, admitted his country people are passing it off as a cardiac arrest. Who knows why he did not try the Madagascar's Organics Ccvid-19 potion. United Kingdom's Boris Johnson narrowly survived its attack. Former Burundi's President Pierre Nkurunziza was 56 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Pierre.
REST ON GEORGE.
ON NOVEMBER 3RD VOTE THE RIGHT WAY.
ICHEOKU says if you ever want to know why Trumpers are so passionate about their leader, read William Shakespaere's Taming of the Shrew. MAGAnites like the fact that President Donald John Trump is starring down at every detractor, foreign and domestic, and calling their bluff. This is the reason they hate him and it is the same reason we like him. On November 3rd, continue to vote the right way, vote for the right candidate, his name is President Donald John Trump. #4MoreYears.
MAJEK FASHEK, DEAD AT 57, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says his 'Send Down The Rain' song was fan's favorite and the artist also known as Mr Rainmaker often brought down the rain while singing that song. Majek Fashek wa 57 and died from a long running multi faceted afflictions. He did some drugs too. May he now rest. Adieu MF.
DREAM TEAM 2016: ARE THEY COMING BACK?
ICHEOKU says when will President Donald John Trump make peace with them and bring them back for the November 3rd election campaign. Steve Bannon and Ann Coulter are two visibly missing participants in the 2020 campaign, people who helped engineer the 2016 election but seem to have fallen out with the president. ICHEOKU says what is happening people?
IT'S A GO AS SPACEX LIFTS OFF AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS.
ICHEOKU says congratulations to Elon Musk and his Team SpaceX as well as their collaborating partners in NASA. American astronauts no longer beholding to the Russian Space Agency for their Space travel is a formidable accomplishment. Kudos to those who made it happen. Congratulations.
IT'S RACISM, STUPID.
ICHEOKU says another black man in America, George Floyd, suffocated to death by a white police man Derek Chauvin. Sad.
A WHITE WOMAN AND HER DOG, A RACIST BIMBO.
ICHEOKU says she is not alone, just a victim of a society which taught her racism. She perfected the game very well and would have gotten away with murder if not for providence that had the victim record what actually transpired. Yes, it is New York and even their police were caught giving white people face masks while smacking down black people for not wearing face masks. So, what difference does it make if she made a false 911 call to the same police about a black man. Amy Cooper is her name.
MISSING MAGA RALLIES!
CHRIS CUOMO TURNS CNN INTO CUOMO NOISE NETWORK
ICHEOKU says CNN has now become a Cuomo Comedy Central Network for the Cuomo brothers, constantly featuring Chris Cuomo and Andrew Cuomo such that viewers are wondering when the two brothers acquired the Network. Why must Chris Cuomo be allowed to always invite his brother Andrew Cuomo on his show or is he the only television host to ever have a brother, to the extent that they are now doing comedy about themselves and their family on the Network. It is boring and CNN is debasing itself by continuing to accommodate such a private family time on their Network. Viewers do not tune in to watch the two Cuomo brothers making jokes about themselves and their family, period. Enough of the Cuomo.
BLAME 5G NOT CORONAVIRUS - OYAKHILOME
“With the classification of a weapon, 5G technology is very dangerous. When it comes into contact with a human body, it can provide some poisons to the cells because our bodies try to fight the radiation, kicking out some protein and some DNA cells in a form of a chemical, which is called a virus. This shows that what’s killing people is not Coronavirus but 5G.” - Pastor Chris Oyakhilome.
DU WEI, CHINESE AMBASSADOR TO ISRAEL DEAD AT 58.
ICHEOKU says was he a victim of what is yet to come in the ongoing face-off with China over the Wuhan coronavirus? But until a full autopsy definitively rules on the cause of his death, everything remains mere speculation, including death by natural causes; as the ambassador is relatively young at 58 years and does not seem to have any preexisting life terminating illnesses or diseases. Anyway, just another speculation as ICHEOKU has no viable source in support; just pure punditry. May his soul now rest. Adieu Du Wei.
CORONAVIRUS NOT ARMAGEDDON - REMUZZI.
"Coronavirus is nearing its end and may disappear before the discovery of a vaccine to stop its spread." - Dr. Giuseppe Remuzzi, director, Mario Negri Institute for Pharmacological Research, Milan, Italy.
BETTY WRIGHT: DEAD AT 66, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says Ms 'Clean Up Woman' who made soul music funky and seductive back in the day, whose 'Tonight Is The Night' song put a lot of people in the mood, has passed away. Ms Betty Wright was 66 years old and died of uterine cancer. ICHEOKU says adieu Betty.
LITTLE RICHARD: DEAD AT 87, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says the rock n roll famer died of bone cancer related infirmities of old age. May he now rest. Adieu Ricky.
TONY ALLEN: DEAD AT 80, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says ace drummer who played with Fela Anikulapo Kuti and co-founded Afrobeat is dead. Tony Allen died of infirmities of old age. He was 80 years old. Rest on Tony and say hi to Ebami Eda when you guys meet. Adieu Drummer Boy.
OUT OF WEDLOCK BABY: BOJO SHOWING BAD EXAMPLE.
ICHEOKU says although congratulations is still in order for bringing a new life into the world, but what type of example is the British leader setting by having a baby outside wedlock. He should immediately take Carrie Symonds to the alter and make her an honest woman. If she is good for the sac and good as a baby incubator, she should be good to be bonded into wedlock. The prime minister should do it now and without any further ado nor delay. A son who should be named Corona to commemorate the period of time he came into the world, of a coronavirus which even threatened his father's life, should have a legitimate mom and pop and not living in lovers. BoJo, will you take Carrie Symonds as your wife?
KIM JONG UN: DEAD OR ALIVE?
ICHEOKU says he rocketed himself into recognition as President Donald John Trump was forced to meet with him severally, thus bringing him to world limelight. Now, the man who was once famously branded Little Rocket Man of Pyongyang may be no more, due to a heart procedure went awry. ICHEOKU says whatever it is, North Korea should release the valve and let the pressure off, announce his state of affairs and calm down a restive world. The coronavirus is already enough toll on the world's anxiety and there is no need increasing it further. #WhereisKimJongUn.
JOE BIDEN IN A BUNKER: THATS NOT LEADERSHIP.
ICHEOKU says a leader leads from the front but not from inside a basement. If Trump can do it, so should Joe Biden; thus begging the question when will Joe Biden emerge to see his shadow like the Punxsutawney groundhog. Looking for Joe, where is Joe Biden.
ABBA KYARI: DEAD AT 70, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was former Chief of Staff to Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari and died from Coronavirus disease. Abba Kyari was 70 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu AK.
CORONAVIRUS: THROUGH THE LENS OF AN INFECTED PERSON.
"It is causing people depression. And it's creating brain fog. And it's creating edginess in people. I'm experiencing that. It messes with your head, this virus. And I don't know where it leaves you afterwards." - Chris Cuomo.
AN ENDORSEMENT BASED ON HATRED FOR THE PRESIDENT,
ICHEOKU says Bernie Sanders in endorsing Joe Biden did not highlight the qualities which make Joe Biden a better candidate than himself and why Joe Biden is the right candidate. He spewed a lot of hogwash about the president, including not knowing why the president has not acted on the Defense Production Act. ICHEOKU says but how would he know what the president has done so far when he is hunkered down inside his basement, shielding himself from the coronavirus while the president is working tirelessly hard to tame the contagion. Anyway, nobody will vote for Joe Biden because Bernie Sanders told them to, so with an endorsement like that, nobody needs any endorsement. Meanwhile, he did not consult Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez before the decision.
BERNIE WAVES WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER.
"As I see the crisis gripping the nation, I cannot in good conscience continue. I wish I could give you better news, but I think you know the truth and that is we are some 300 delegates behind Vice-President Joe Biden and the path toward victory is virtually impossible.” - Bernie Sanders
CAPTAIN CROZIER: GOT THE VIRUS.
ICHEOKU says wishes the former Theodore Roosevelt Aircraft Carrier captain, Captain Brett Crozier, a speedy recovery from the Coronavirus infection. ICHEOKU was initially incensed when he was relieved of his duty, thinking it was an attempt to muzzle him like the Chinese did with the whistleblower doctor; but later learned it was for his not following proper chain of command communication channel about the infection on board the carrier, which risked panic. ICHEOKU says is a full believer in complete military discipline and does not accommodate any disregard of rules, no matter how seemingly trifle. Anyway, get well Captain!
BILL WITHERS: DEAD AT 81, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says 'Lean On Me' was his most favorite song for ICHEOKU and now he has gone to lean on the Almighty God and his angels in heaven. Bill Withers died of old age related infirmities of the heart. He was 81 years old. Adieu crooner.
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER BOJO, GOT IT TOO.
ICHEOKU says even the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson got smitten by the invisible enemy, the Chinese Wuhan disease aka Coronavirus. This disease is indeed a no respecter of person and does not care whether or not you are a Prime Minister. ICHEOKU wishes BoJo a speedy recovery as he needs to get better soon as the fate of the entire British people lies in his hands.
RAND PAUL, TOO?
ICHEOKU says the Chinese Wuhan disease aka Coronavirus is just one crazy infection that does not do political correctness nor gives a rat's behind who you are. It just infected Kentucky Senator Rand Paul. ICHEOKU says wishes the rabble rousing Senator Paul a quick recovery.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN: GOT THE BUG TOO.
ICHEOKU says is it karma that in addition to his 23 years prison sentence that Harvey Weinstein has now been infected with the Chinese Wuhan disease aka Coronavirus. How did he contract the deadly disease or is the private prison cell where he is being held in protective custody infected with the bug. ICHEOKU says never in the history of one man has such double calamity struck at once; and at his advanced age and custodial condition, chances of beating the disease is quite reduced. ICHEOKU wishes him well or should the president release him on compassionate grounds.
WHY THE CHINESE VIRUS?
ICHEOKU says it is for the same reason the ABC White House correspondent is called Ceceilia Vega and not "Woman Vega" or just that Woman. It is an identifier as there is something in a name. Even Americans have their respective identifiers such as black Americans, African Americans, Hispanic Americans, Latino Americans, Chinese Americans, Arab Americans, Irish Americans, Brazilian Americans, Russian Americans etc. Even the food we eat is similarly classified and identified, including Chinese food, Italian food, Mediterranean food, Ethiopian food, etc. Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is identified as a Somalian American. Therefore, there is nothing racist in correctly identifying the place of origin of the killer virus as China, hence the China virus or Chinese Wuhan disease aka Coronavirus.
COVID19: THE WUHAN DISEASE IS REAL.
ICHEOKU says be self aware and take care of yourself, knowing that personal hygiene is key. Eat a lot of garlic and chili peppers as anything that helps to warm up your chest cavity helps keep respiratory infections at bay. Once you are coughing up and spitting out the phlegm, your odds at beating the Chinese gift to the world is greatly improved. All the best and may this affliction go away.
JACK WELCH OF GE: DEAD AT 84 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he made General Electric what it became. Jack Welch was one of a kind CEO. He died of renal failure. He was 84 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Mr GE.
CORONAVIRUS AND DEMOCRATS
ICHEOKU says recall it was Barack Obama’s former Chief of Staff and former Chicago Mayor, Rahm Emmanuel, who once said, never allow a crisis to go to waste. So, yes, those resist Democrats are trying to mine the Coronavirus for their political gain. Sad.
RUSH LIMBAUGH: AWARDED PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM.
ICHEOKU says a well merited and richly deserved honor of a man who has done so much to push conservatism in America and also a lot of charitable works. Well deserved. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the guru Maharaja, the voice behind the EIB golden microphone, whose half of the brain is tied to the back simply to make it fair. And for President Donald John Trump, thanks for doing that.
GORDON SONDLAND: A BIG BUFFOON.
ICHEOKU says thought that as a businessman that he should know better; but was awfully surprised to see him defy the president's assertion of executive privilege and testified against the president. He is a Jeb Bush loyalist and possibly wanted to take the president down on behalf of the Bushes. What a goofy baldhead and he looks bereft of brains. Good riddance.
CRAZY NANCY IS INDEED ANTIFA CRAZY.
ICHEOKU says Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a nut case, possibly crazier than the Squad put together. What a woman being eaten from inside out by her hatred of President Donald John Trump. Sad.
DANIEL ARAP MOI: DEAD AT 95 YEARS. ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says one of that era African leader and former long time president of Kenya, Daniel Arap Moi died of infirmities of old age. He was 95 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu DAM.
KOBE BRYANT: KILLED IN A HELICPOTER CRASH.
ICHEOKU says the shock is reverberating throughout the sports world as well as among those who knew him and had closely followed his career, watched him became one of the greatest basketball greats ever lived. What a life cut so short and in its prime. Adieu KB.
JIM LEHRER OF PBS NEWS HOUR: DEAD AT 85 YEARS.
ICHEOKU says he was the face and voice of presidential debates, a moderator extraordinaire and PBS New Hour. Jim Lehrer died of old age related infirmities. He was 85 years old, and now the third famous PBS personality to die within recent memory, the other two being Gwen Ifill and Cokie Roberts. James Charles Lehrer was remarkably incredible in ferreting out answers from his interviewees. A proud Wichita Kansas native. May his soul now rest. Adieu Jim.
ELIZABETH WARREN: DID SHE MAKE UP THE STORY?
ICHEOKU says for a woman who has told so many lies in the past, including being an Indian, what is the assurance now that she told the truth about what Bernie Sanders allegedly told her that women cannot be elected president? Could she have made up the story as a desperate Holy Mary pass to see if she can stabilize her sinking campaign and prevent it from taking additional waters. ICHEOKU says does not know which of the parties is telling the truth, but who has more to gain by showing Bernie Sanders as a sexist who belittles women? But hey, dog eat dog, no problem.
CORY, TOO?
ICHEOKU says he destroyed whatever chances he ever had at a nation wide election when he bared his fangs and American people saw who he really is during the Justice Brett Kavanaugh's Senate confirmation hearing. He came across as angry, petulant and threatening; and American people made necessary deductions. Yes indeed, Cory Booker and Kamala Harris proved that they lacked the cunning fox quality of Barack Obama, who cleverly masked his disdain for white people until it was too late to right the ship. But hey, just another one falling off the Democratic Party's wagon to the White House. Adios amigo Cory.
CARLOS GHOSN: A FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE.
ICHEOKU says he must either voluntarily return to Japan to face justice or be bundled back. He cannot selectively choose when to love Japan and when to hate Japan. He lived in Japan and did business in Japan for a long time and had his way in Japan as well. He cannot suddenly now allege racist Japan as a ground to avoid justice. Possibly, he tried to bribe his way in the courts but regrettably found out that what works in Lebanon or Brazil or even in France does not work in Japan. So, now that his case has been internationalized, he should return to Japan as the world's attention will be with him as he go through the justice system. If any arbitrariness is observed, the world will in unison protest Japan on his behalf. Return to Japan Mr Carlos Ghosn and face justice.
ESMAIL GHA'ANI: THE NEW WALKING DEAD OF THE QUDS FORCE.
ICHEOKU says his demeanor is much different as he does not look as threatening as the man he now succeeded, as the new commander of the Iranian National Revolutionary Guards aka the Quds Force. He has no deadly mien of the killed Qassam Soleimani and probably does not have his thirst for blood too. As a finance guy, he probably will not be foolish to throw it all away. But whatever happens, Esmail Gha'ani should know that he has a giant bullseye painted on his back, just in case he decides to also sign his death warrant by needless provocations.
JULIAN CASTRO BIDS HIS AMBITION GOODBYE.
ICHEOKU says another one bites the dust as Julian Castro just found out that it takes more than anger and acerbic rhetorics to win a presidential election. The former Democratic Party's presidential candidate wanna be has run out of steam and brought his quest for the White House to a screeching halt. Yet another clear indication that running for president is not an all comers gambit. So long Julian.
END OF THE ROAD FOR A VILE DECREPITUDE
HUNTER BIDEN'S BABY MAMA.
ICHEOKU says Lunden Roberts the stripper that got knocked up by Joe Biden's crackhead son Hunter Biden. Now, he is refusing to pay child support and has knocked up another woman, a South African who is carrying another of his baby. ICHEOKU says a definition of a wayward son who should be allowed to carry on, except that the is the only one left of Joe Biden's sons. Four women and several children, including his late brother's widow. What a smear on the Biden's family.
DON IMUS IS GONE: ADIEU!
ICHEOKU says he was one of a kind and never gave a hoot what the heck anybody thought about him. Radio shock jock Don Imus was 79 years old and died of cancer related infirmities of old age. Rest on now, Don. Adieu Imus.
THE IMPEACHMENT IS BONK - MCCONNELL.
"The vote for impeachment by the House Democrats did not reflect what had been proven, but how they feel about the president who they hate. Not good."" - Mitch the Grim Reaper McConnell.
REINHARD BONNKE: DEAD AT 79, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was one heck of a charismatic pentecostal preacher, who founded the Christ For All Nations mission through which he spread the gospel of Jesus Christ. Evangelist Reinhard Bonnke was 79 years old and died of old age related natural causes infirmities. May his soul now rest. Adieu, Rein.
EDDIE JOHNSON: CHICAGO POLICE CHIEF, AXED.
ICHEOKU says his claim to fame is the intractable murders in Chicago and you wonder why he lasted this long when he could not solve the crime and bring down the murder rate in Chicago. He also once caught the nation's attention when he took a strong position against the City's District Attorney dismissal of Juicy Smollett's case. But he went back to the cesspit of public opinion when he snubbed visiting President Donald John Trump, who came to Chicago to honor an invitation to a police conference.
Anyway, he has now been forced out of the police department due to conduct unbecoming of such a high public official. He was caught passed out behind wheels of his parked running vehicle, after a night of binge drinking with a female companion, who he is probably having an affair with. What a shameful way to end a long running career. Hopefully an effective replacement will now be appointed to tackle the endemic murders and crimes of Chicago. ICHEOKU says kudos to the Mayor Lightfoot for being decisive and without regard to racial sentiments; both of them are black. Arios Eddie.
MYKOLA ZLOCHEVSKY: THE FACE OF BURISMA.
ICHEOKU says the man who used Hunter Biden to have his way and avoid America's anti corruption effort in Ukrainian oil and gas. He is the head of Burisma, the Ukrainian Gas Company, which paid Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's wayward son, millions of dollars for doing nothing other than providing his last name for business purposes.
WHO KILLED EPSTEIN?
THE DOG THAT DID IT.
ICHEOKU says they are man's best friend and with necessary training, a champion for good cause. They are brave, courageous and could fight fiercely as well. Thanks to this heroic canine, the United States Armed Force was able to track down Abu Baker Al Baghdadi and forced him off this earth. ICHEOKU says congratulations Mr Puppy.
JOHN CONYERS: DEAD AT 90.
ICHEOKU says he was a Washington DC establishment swamp dweller for a very long time, from 1965 to 2017, when he was forced to retire following sex scandal with his staffers. A Democrat from the State of Michigan Congressional District 13th; he died of natural causes from old age related infirmities. John Conyers was 90 years old. ICHEOKU says adieu John.
HILLARY CLINTON IS ROTTEN - TULSI GABBARD.
"Hillary Clinton is the queen of warmongers, an embodiment of corruption and a personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long." - Tulsi Gabbard, United States House of Representatives member from Hawaii 2nd Congressional District and an aspiring presidential candidate of the Democratic Party.
ICHEOKU says the beauty and brain took it to the Madam of the Democratic Party, Queen Crooked Hillary Clinton; emphatically letting her know that she is not afraid of her, her minions and henchmen; and that unlike them, who she commands their servile obedience, Tulsi is not moved nor intimidated by her fellow woman.
HUNTER HAS BEEN LOCATED, HURRAY!
ICHEOKU says it is with great sense of joy that we announce that the "WHERE IS HUNTER" campaign succeeded in ferreting out the son of Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, from his undisclosed location. The son of Joe Biden made appearance on ABC and that satisfies ICHEOKU that he is not in a rehab or on the run; admitted those eyes are suggestive. However he did not succeed in removing the monkey of corruption hanging on his father's back as he is knowingly lying and misleading America people that he was in a 15 hours flight with his dad to China and did not intimate him of the purpose of his travel to China. Such little lie is rather very insulting to our intelligence. Sad.
WHERE IS HUNTER?
ICHEOKU says who is holding Hunter Biden against his will and keeping him out of sight? It is certainly a bad idea as he needs to be out and about explaining to the American people what went down in both Kiev and Bejing, and the role which his father, Vice President Joe Biden played in both of them. #WhereIsHunter?
JACQUES CHIRAC: DEAD AT 86, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says disgraced and convicted former French president between 1995 to 2007, Jacques Rene` Chirac, is dead. He died of old age related infirmities. President Jacques Rene` Chirac was 86 years old. ICHEOKU says adieu presidente.
BARRON HILTON: DEAD AT 91, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he transformed the family's hotel chain Hilton into the mega hotels it is today. Barron Hilton was 91 years and died of natural causes infirmities of old age; and another billionaire bites the dust. May he now rest; adieu Mr Hilton.
COOKIE ROBERTS: DEAD AT 75 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says she was a journalist par excellence; a feminist extraordinaire, who championed women causes unabashedly. A giant voice at National Public Radio, NPR, and also worked for American Broadcasting Corporation, ABC. Cookie Roberts died from complications of breast cancer; she was 75 years old. May her soul now rest.
RIC OCASEK, LEADER OF THE CARS: DEAD AT 75 YEARS.
ICHEOKU says it sure looks like a season of harvest by death of renowned musicians as another musician Ric Ocasek of The Cars just died. His death closely follows the death of "Two tickets to paradise" rocker Eddie Money, who died just a few days ago. ICHEOKU says loves their song Drive. Run died of old age related natural causes. May the soul of Ric now rest.
EDDIE MONEY: GONE WITH CANCER, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. Eddie Money was 70 years old and died of esophageal cancer.
Announcing the cancer in August, Eddie said "It hit me really, really hard. I don't want to keep the fact that I have cancer from everybody. It's not honest. I want to be honest with everybody. I want people to know that cancer has come a long way and not everyone dies from cancer, like they did in the '50s and '60s. Am I going to live a long time? Who knows. It's in God's hands. But you know what, I'll take every day I can get. Every day above ground is a good day."
Unfortunately, Eddie did not beat the cancer and died peacefully in his sleep. So long Mr "Two tickets to paradise" fame. Adieu,
T-BOONE PICKENS: DEAD AT 91 YEARS.
The billionaires are dying, some from plane crashes and others from old age natural causes. Following so soon on the heels of the death of one of the Koch brothers billionaire, David Koch, another billionaire, Texas native and oil rich self-made billionaire Thomas Boone Pickens, popularly known as T Boone Pickens, has also passed away. Mr Pickens died of infirmities of old age natural causes. A philanthropist extraordinaire, he was 91 years old. May his soul now rest.
North Carolina ROCKS: THEY LOVE THEIR PRESIDENT.
ICHEOKU says as a precursor to 2020, President Donald John Trump helps secure a 2:0 victory for the Republican Party in North Carolina's special election. The two candidates he endorsed, Greg Murphy and Dan Bishop of 3rd and 9th Congressional Districts, respectively won their seats. Now, where are the multitude democrats seeking their party's presidential candidate nomination. They ain't seen nothing yet. #MAGA/KAG2020.
THE PALINS ARE DIVORCING.
ICHEOKU says really; thought that christians respect the sanctity of marriage and after 31 long years? What God put together, who and what has put asunder. But hey, there are still some hopeless romantics out there who still believe that marriage works. Goodluck to the Palins as they navigate their future without each other. ALL the best to Sarah and Tod.
CNN'S ANDERSON COOPER: GROWS FACIAL HAIRS, HURRAY!
ICHEOKU says it sure looks good on him and have successfully transformed him from the hapless sissy, girlie-looking man into a real man. Hope the transformation will continue as it will help boost his AC360 rating too; as his looks and mannerism often turn off so many otherwise would be watchers, who cannot stand his feministic look, giggly smiles, silliness and gesticulations. Love it. More power to his chin and whatever fertilizing hair cream that wrought the magic should be applied doubly. Nice look.
RUTH GINSBURG: STILL FIGHTING TO PREVENT TRUMP.
ICHEOKU says she does not want President Donald John Trump to get the honor of appointing her replacement and is still hanging in there, tough. But why did she not retire when President Barack Obama was in office or was she also afraid that Obama might appoint a black woman as her replacement justice. ICHEOKU says whatever is driving her resistance, she must know that she is a human being and one day she will either willingly give it up or circumstances beyond her control will force the issue. Goodluck Ruth.
TRISTAN WIX: COMPLETELY TWISTED
"I wanna break a world record for longest confirmed kill ever. I don’t intend on walking away alive, unless I see it fit. A good 100 kills would be nice. I already have a location. I’m not crazy, I just wanna die and I wanna have fun doing it." - Tristan Wix, arrested would be mass shooter from Florida.
ICHEOKU says if this is not madness, nothing else so qualifies. Imagine aspiring to be the world's confirmed longest confirmed kill and you wonder why people are so perverted. A matter made worse because he feels killing people is fun. Totally sickening.
TONI MORRISON: DEAD AT 88, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says she was a renowned novelist. May her soul now rest. Toni Morrison died of old age related infirmities; she was 88 years old.
BORIS JOHNSON: WHAT IS IN THE HORIZON?
ICHEOKU says unlike Osmert in Sixth Sense who can see dead people, Boris Johnson can see Brexit in the distance. ICHEOKU says may the good Lord guide him as he guides the United Kingdom out of its missteps. Congratulations Bojo.
ILHA OMAR: WHO ARE HER ADVISERS?
ERIC SWALWELL: DROPS OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE.
ICHEOKU says the blowhard talker thought that running for president is a cake walk, the reason he has been chastising a man who actually ran and won the presidency, President Donald John Trump, ceaselessly. Now, he couldn't even stay for few more weeks and have thrown the towel in defeat. ICHEOKU says when Joe Biden is finally ready to Pass The Torch, where will Congressman from California Eric Swalwell be to receive it. Talk as always is usually cheap. So long Eric.
TEAM USA DEFENDS THEIR CHAMPIONSHIP
ICHEOKU says congratulations Team USA for successfully defending your World Cup championship.
FIFA WOMEN'S World Cup FINALS: IT'S USA AGAINST NETHERLANDS.
ICHEOKU says Netherlands is a very strong side, they are tall, sturdy and kicks goalpost bound balls more accurately. Baring any good fortune, they might beat Team USA 1-0 to clinch the championship on Sunday July 7th, 2019. But hey, Go Team USA.
NIKE GOOFED: RUSHED TO WITHDRAW SHOES
ICHEOKU says bring back those beautiful Betsy Ross shoes.
LEE IACOCCA, MR DETROIT: DEAD AT 94.
ICHEOKU says he was once the face of Detroit auto industry and gave Americans and the world Ford Mustang while at Ford. He was head of Chrysler Motor Corporation between 1978 to 1992 when he retired. Mr Lee Iacocca was 94 years and died of old age related Parkinson diseases. ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. Adieu Mr Detroit.
TRUMP STEPS INTO North Korea: WATCHED BY AN ADMIRING KIM.
ICHEOKU says whatever will finally resolve the Korean Peninsular stalemate is a welcome diplomacy, even if it means President Donald John Trump briefly being ushered into North Korea across the DMZ by Chairman Kim Jong Un. Such little gestures go a long way in building necessary confidences that will ultimately lead to achieving the objective. ICHEOKU says congratulations to President Donald John Trump and Chairman Kim Jong Un for making the meet and greet possible.
USA DEFEATS FRANCE 2:1 IN QUARTER FINALS.
ICHEOKU says in what would likely be the match of the FIFA Women World Cup France 2019, America defeated host France 2:1 and will now play England in the semi finals. It was a thriller of a match and could safely pass for the final before the finals. Rapino scored twice for the United States of America.
Democratic Party PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE: ELIZABETH WARREN FAVORED.
ICHEOKU says the NBC moderators have their favorite candidate and it showed. They gave her more time to answer questions and they also directed more questions to her, giving her such a great opportunity to air her views to the American people. Definitely an advantage over her colleagues, which left ICHEOKU wondering if the fix is now in, to try another woman for the American presidency. Possibly their calculation is in the event Joe Biden is damaged beyond repairs, they can then push Elizabeth Warren on the American electorates and use her to achieve what they could not achieve with Queen Crooked Hillary Clinton. But we shall see how everything finally evolves. Overall, the debate produced nothing spectacularly memorable and no question was asked on Open Borders. Both sections of the two hour debate began with questions being asked to Elizabeth Warren, which gave her more eyeballs and ears as Americans tuned in to know the candidates. It is not fair to the other contestants.
A LOST DRONE IS CHEAPER THAN A FULL BLOWN OUT WAR.
ICHEOKU says let's not take the Iranian bait of a military confrontation as it will take away focus from the presidnet's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN agenda. America can suck it up and pretend the drone incident never happened.
BUTTIGIEG/HARRIS: THE ONLY TICKET THAT MAKES SENSE.
ICHEOKU says the Democratic Party has only one choice in their nomination, a ticket that will fully represent all their various voting blocs and tribal constituencies. Only the pair of Kamara Harris and Pete Buttigieg will adequately cover nearly this. Pete is a white male and gay; and Kamara is a feminist female, black and did not carry any baby to full term. So, with this two paired up as presidential candidate and vice presidential candidate,, the Democratic Party will have a movement which will make them competitive in the next election. Therefore, if they seriously want to have a competition in 2020, they should field the two candidates on a ticket and watch a good election campaign take place, admitted that nobody will unseat President Donald John Trump come 2020. Keep America Great, vote Trump. #KAG.
GLORIA VANDERBILT: DEAD AT 95.
ICHEOKU says she lived it up truly well and right through to the end. A heiress to the Vanderbilt fortune and mother of CNN Anderson Cooper, who eulogized her thus: "What an extraordinary life. What an extraordinary mum. What an incredible woman." ICHEOKU says one of her memorable quotes: "Be kind to everyone you meet, for everyone is fighting a great battle. We all are, everyone." Gloria died of stomach cancer. She was 95 years. May her soul now rest. Adieu.
FIFA WOMEN'S WORLD CUP: FRANCE 2019.
ICHEOKU says may the best country win in the soccer tournament holding in France between June 7th through July 7th 2019, with 24 countries from 6 soccer confederations participating.
SARAH SANDERS: QUITS PRESS SECRETARY JOB.
ICHEOKU says she was a Trump's loyalist White House Press Secretary and acquitted herself well while it lasted. ICHEOKU wishes the soon to be former White House Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders well in whatever future new endeavors she will like to pursue. All the best Sarah.
JOE BIDEN: SIMPLY TOO OLD TO RUN.
ICHEOKU says if Joey looks this age-terrible now, imagine what will happen to him after four years in office, assuming he magically wins the presidency next year. Joe Biden is already looking like gargoyle and this BAAAAAAD, just running for the nomination of his Democratic Party as presidential candidate, then think of what President Donald John Trump will do to him on the debate stage and also add the toll which the general campaign would take on him. ICHEOKU says after nearly half of one century in Washington DC, Joe Biden's time has definitely since passed and Americans only move forward. Just #SAYNOTOJOEBIDEN.
CELEBRATING EVERY BIAFRAN MOTHER FOR THEIR SACRIFICE.
ICHEOKU says they starved to feed their starving children and many of them died trying to shield and protect their children from bomb shrapnels. For their abiding love and that of every good mother out there, ICHEOKU celebrates them on the occasion of BIAFRAN MEMORIAL DAY MAY 30TH.
MAY CRIED: WHY?
ICHEOKU says it only shows that she has a heart capable of bleeding emotions. There is nothing wrong with it.
DORIS DAY: DEAD AT 97 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says she was extraordinarily talented and gifted. Born Mary Ann Von Kappelhoff in Ohio in 1922 and four times married, with only one son who predeceased her in 2004. She featured in 39 films, had a show, The Doris Day Show on CBS for five years and of course sang so many songs, including Sentimental Journey and the song which probably will pass as her most famous song, the one that put her on the world map, Que Sera Sera, whatever will be will be. Doris Day was 97 years old and died from complications of pneumonia. ICHEOKU says rest in peace DD. Adieu.
SENATOR RICHARD LUGARD OF INDIANA: DEAD AT 87., ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was a giant of foreign policy and a politician extraordinaire, who spent 43 years in politics; first as Mayor of Indianapolis from 1968 to 1975 and Senator from the Great State of Indiana from 1977 to 2013 when he retired from politics. The Republican Senator died from complications of chronic inflammatory demyelinating polyneuropathy, CIDP. He was 87 years old and was survived by his wife of many decades and four sons. ICHEOKU says rest in peace Senator, Adieu.
JOHN DURHAM: THE INVESTIGATOR OF THE INVESTIGATORS.
ICHEOKU says Attorney General William Barr has kept his promise to look into the genesis of the Russian Collusion investigators, with the aim of finding out how the whole shenanigan began. To this end therefore, he has named United States Attorney for Connecticut, John Durham, as lead prosecutor to unearth how the whole thing started. ICHEOKU says the guy looks tough and has a strong reputation, which should make any party at fault here jittery. ICHEOKU says all the best John and God's speed as American people are anxiously waiting to find out what actually happened.
MEGHAN AND HARRY'S BABY: NAMED.
ICHEOKU says his names are Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. ICHEOKU says does not know about the Archie part, too feminine; but likes the other two, Harrison and Mountbatten more. Congratulations to the ruler of Sussex and his lady. on their new addition to the British Royal Family.
TIGER WOODS: SYMBOL OF AMERICAN EXCELLENCE - TRUMP
"Tiger Woods is a global symbol of American excellence, devotion and drive. These qualities embody the American spirit of pushing boundaries, defying limits and always striving for greatness."
ICHEOKU says this was President Donald John Trump's words as he awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom to golf wonder kid now wonder man, Tiger Woods, for his many accomplishments on the golf course and his ability to come back from debilitating physical adversity that might have permanently sidelined any other athlete. ICHEOKU says congratulations to Tiger and our commendations to the president, a promise keeper, who once again kept a promise made.
SUDAN UNDER BASHIR OMAR: A HELLHOLE GULAG.
ICHEOKU says man is the greatest enemy of mankind. Pictured is another evidence of man’s inhumanity to a fellow man in full glare. A military officer, who raised his voice against the dictatorship of Sudanese former President Omar Bashir, punished with an underground imprisonment in a lightless dungeon beneath a mosque, where he turned into a dead man crawling during th ever 22 years he survived there. Even Nebuchadnezzar couldn't have been this badly treated and bone dry emaciated. Simply deplorable.
JOHN SINGLETON: DEAD AT 51, RIP.
ICHEOKU says he was the first African American to earn an Oscar nomination for his debut directorship of the 1991 movie "Boyz n the Hood." He died from stroke, The Hollywood great was 51 years old. ICHEOKU says rest in peace Mr Singleton. Adieu.
SIRI LANKA ISLAMIST TERRORIST ATTACK: 207 KILLED.
ICHEOKU says why the Western media and their government, which went haywire when 50 Muslims were killed in a Christchurch New Zealand mosque attacks, did not respond with the same outrage in this Siri Lankan massacre, is beyond ICHEOKU's comprehension. Simply put, there is no moral authority justifying such blatant partiality. May the souls of all those killed, who instead of rising with the Risen Christ on Easter are now dead, Rest In Peace. SAD and regrettable.
TIGER: HE IS BACK!
ICHEOKU says congratulations to Tiger Woods for a magical comeback; a definition of a come back kid on the block of golfing. His 5th Masters. A testament that perseverance always trumps adversity. Way to go.
WIKILEAKS JULIAN ASSANGE CAPTURED: ERIC SNOWDEN NEXT.
ICHEOKU says what a 7 year personal incarceration inside Ecuador Embassy in London could do to somebody as the Wikileaks founder has aged and looks like David Letterman and some Biblical folk character. Hopefully Eric Snowden will meet a similar fate soon, bringing to an end such devious characters as would do harm to the United States of America including Chelsea Manning who Obama wrongly pardoned. Shame.
IRANIAN REPUBLICAN GUARD: NOW A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.
ICHEOKU says just one miscalculation and Iran will pay dearly for all the provocations of the past many decades, starting from the 1979/80 Embassy hostage taking. When it happens, they will either be completely annihilated or have their nose so bloodied, that recovery will take them many decades, if ever. But hey, their Republican Guard is now a terrorist organization and like Al Queida, ISIS and Hamas before them, will henceforth be continuously served with some discomfiture as deserving of any designated terrorist organization..
JEFF BEZOS: THE $35 BILLION DIVORCE PAYOUT.
ICHEOKU says it is fair enough, especially to someone who was there right from the start of building the $150 billion Amazon business empire. The money should be enough to buy her a lot and actually whatever she likes, including another man, admitted it won't be another Jeff. ICHEOKU wishes MacKenzie Bezos all the best in her life without her Jeff; and to Jeff, hopefully what he found in the home breaker will last and not be a trifle mirage, induced by the heat of the moment. Life and its intricacies.
NIPSEY HUSSLE: SHOT DEAD.
ICHEOKU says he was a thug and lived a thug's life till death. Los Angeles based rapper and businessman, Nipsey Hussle, was shot and killed in front of his clothing store in Crenshaw Los Angeles on Sunday March 31st, 2019. He was 33 years old and belonged to a Street Gang, from which he wanted out, but forget the street code that you are in it for life and can only go out dead. Possibly he paid for his past bad acts or was gunned down to stop him from leaving the family. In one tribute by his friend Big Boy, he said, "to actually see a brother cut down in a place where he should be comfortable is extremely horrible." Rest In Peace Nipsey. Adieu.
JOE BIDEN: CAUGHT IN A 'ME-TOO' DRAGNET,
ICHEOKU says hopefully the boy from Scranton will do the needful and retire from public scene for good. His moment in the sun has since past and there is no need for him to linger on to see his image tarnished. The former Vice President should not linger a day longer and allow these crazed out, wild eyed, feminist anarchists to rubbish his hard won reputation. He should just retire from politics and get it over with; and do it right away. ICHEOKU says let's see if all those Democrats nut jobs, especially the one from Hawaii, who told American men to just shut up, will have any special advise for Joe Biden.
ADAM SCHIFF REFUSES TO WAKE UP FROM HIS NIGHTMARE
ICHEOKU says call it his Mid-Winter or early Spring Night Dream, but whatever it is, the Congressman from California and Chairman of the House Committee on Intelligence, Adam Schiff aka Mr Pencil Neck, has refused to accept the fact which is starring him on the face, that the president is innocent of the charge. He is continuing with his narrative that the president committed Collusion and that he will eventually find the evidence. ICHEOKU says what the FBI and the Special Counsel, with all the resources and professionalism available to them, could not find, it is a Congressman who thinks that he will? Anyway, goodluck Adams. Salute
RUSSIAN COLLUSION INVESTIGATION IS OVER.
ICHEOKU says what a relief and may the country now move on and lower its raised blood pressure. Congratulations to the president for being innocent of all the trumped up charges.
TERROR STRIKES UTRECHT DUTCHELAND
A Turkish born Muslim terrorist, Gökmen Tanis, shot up a commuter train in Utrecht Netherlands, killing three people; in what seems a revenge attack for the massacre of Christchurch New Zealand. So sad. May the souls of the killed now rest.
PAUL MANAFORTH SENT AWAY TO PRISON
ICHEOKU says agrees with the sentencing judge that Paul Manaforth is not a victim, admitted his crimes were uncovered following an investigation into the trumped up Russian Collusion. He is guilty as sin; he did the crime and should also do the time. The only reason he is now saying that he is sorry is because he was caught and busted. Therefore, his sentence, he should serve completely and should not be shown any mercy by the President through a pardon. Poor black folks are regularly sent away for life under the Three Strikes Law for merely stealing a gallon of milk to feed their infant children; but here is a man who technically stole millions from the government in unpaid taxes and falsification of assets, getting away with a mere slap on the wrist. Thankfully though, his crimes preceded his serving the Trump Campaign as chairman for a few short four months. ICHEOKU also disagrees with President Donald John Trump that he is a good man because a "good" man does not cheat nor steal. Adios Paully.
CARDINAL GEORGE PELL: SENT AWAY TO PRISON FOR SIX YEARS.
"The Catholic Church is not on trial and I'm not imposing a sentence on the Catholic Church. I'm imposing a sentence on Cardinal Pell for what he did. Can Cardinal Pell be taken away please?" - Judge Peter Kidd, sentencing Judge. x ICHEOKU says at 77 years old, he could come out in a pine box, barring any divine miracle.
PIUS ADESANMI: DEAD AT 47 YEARS; ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says the professor in a Canadian University was among the 157 victims of the ill fated Ethiopian Airlines Flight 302, enroute Nairobi from Adisa Ababa, which crashed shortly after take off, killing everyone on board. May his soul and the souls of others who perished as a result now rest. Pius was a literary mind and wrote frequently for Sahara Reporters.
JUSSIE SMOLLETT: CHARGED WITH 16 FELONY COUNTS
ICHEOKU says a grand jury recommended and the prosecution agrees and has brought a 16 felony counts against the black homosexual fella who made up a story of racist attack. ICHEOKU prays that Jussie Smollett will be found guilty as charged and made a lesson to others that it defeats every purpose in America, alleging racism where none exists. That way, the real victims of racism will still be believed.
R. KELLY GOT BABY MAMA TROUBLE.
ICHEOKU says the singer is in jail and will remain there until he forks out $160,000 back arrears of child support for his three children, from his former wife and mother of his the three children, Andrea Kelly, pictured. Speaking of having a basket of troubles by Mr King of R&B.
LUKE PERRY: DEAD AT 52 YEARS OLD.
ICHEOKU says he was a great Hollywood screen face, featured in Beverly Hills 90210 and Riverdale, Luke Perry was 52 years old and died following a heart event, a massive stroke. ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. Adieu.
TRUMP V. KIM: PHASE TWO IN VIETNAM.
ICHEOKU says may God touch their hearts in a way that will translate to a deal in Jesus name. God speed to you both.
JUSSIE SMOLLETT'S MUGSHOT: WHAT WAS HE THINKING?
ICHEOKU says for making such a false police report, alleging racial and homophobic attack, he needs to be sent to prison for a long time to deter would be copycats and also help him sober up from whatever demonic affliction that took hold of him. Why he thought that such a falsehood is a joking matter is simply beyond anybody's understanding. Pitiful punk and he is black and gay.
ANDREW MCCABE'S BOOK, THREAT.
ICHEOKU says will you buy and/or read, as ICHEOKU will not waste a dime on the book as it contains no insight on how the James Comey and Andrew McCabe's led FBI gave Queen Crooked Hillary Clinton a pass over her Emailgate scandal without appointing a Special Counsel to look into what really happened. Americans are still waiting for a thorough investigation into how 33,000 emails mystically got deleted and bleach washed.
TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY TO FUND THE WALL.
ICHEOKU says it is about time, having exhausted all available negotiations to let the Congress appropriate the funds for the project. Yes indeed, WALLS do work; only that employers who like the cheap labor as well as drug traffickers who make billions running drugs across the boarder are big influencers of Congress and lobby hard not to have a barrier to their business erected. Hopefully the court will see wisdom in solving the Southern border problem once and for all. Kudos to a man of great courage, who is the hardest working president America has ever had. Lets help President Donald John Trump FINISH THE WALL. MAGA.
NICOLAS MADURO: COMPLAINS.
ICHEOKU says former president of Venezuela Nicolas Maduro has accused America of choking Venezuela and asking Venezuelans why are they suffocating. He also claimed that everything is alright in Venezuela, except that the former president, who is clinging to empty power, has not stepped out from the confines of Villa Flores presidential palace to really see what he has subjected his countrymen and women to - beggarly scavengers of left over food. ICHEOKU says Maduro, please just leave now while you still can negotiate a favorable tern for a peaceful end or face an assured long term imprisonment for human rights violations. Salute
New England PATRIOTS: WINS SUPER BOWL LIII.
ICHEOKU says congratulations.
GOVERNOR NORTHAM: SIMPLY A GOOD OLE BOY.
ICHEOKU says the Democratic Party has bequeathed America with another of its strange gifts, in addition to George Wallace and Robert Byrd and now Ralph Northam. SAD.
BRAVE FIREFIGHTERS: WE SALUTE YOU.
ICHEOKU says to all those brave men with great courage, who are doing jobs which boys cannot do, braving the elements in sub zero temperatures, fighting fires and rescuing victims, ICHEOKU says thank you for the thankless job which you are doing. When it gets tough, only tough ones gets going; admitted that those liberal feminists and snowflakes who are often running their mouths uncontrollably, are no place to be found now that tire has eventually met the road. Bravo. Kudos.
NATHAN SUTHERLAND: HACIENDA HEALTHCARE RAPIST, ARRESTED.
ICHEOKU says he is a nurse who turned into a night nurse and impregnated an incapacitated patient he was taking care of. The 29 year old victim who has been in a vegetative state since she was a 3 year old toddler gave birth four weeks ago and nobody knew that she was pregnant. Nurse Nathan Sutherland's DNA was used to match the baby's and that was how the crime was solved. What an undue taking advantage of a victim - sex without consent which is rape as well as other numerous violations of extant criminal laws.
FRANCE EXPLOITS AFRICA - ITALY
ICHEOKU says it is true, ditto Britain; as both colonial masters have not pulled out their proboscis out of the African continents rich resources. Italian Deputy Prime Minister Luigi Di Maio is right and ICHEOKU commends his great courage in speaking truth to the devil. Way to go. Salute
NANCY PELOSI: WHO IS YOUR DADDY?
ICHEOKU says Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi now knows who is the real boss as her planned 7 days junket around the world of Switzerland, Belgium, Egypt and Afghanistan has been stopped by President Donald John Trump, irked by Nancy's impetuosity.
She will not authorize $5 billion for the Southern border Wall; she will not negotiate a solution to the immigration crisis; she will not agree to end the government shutdown and she denied the president his scheduled January 29th, 2019 State of the Union address venue.
ICHEOKU says she started the fight and the president is only finishing it for her; now lets see how everything finally gets resolved. Nancy Pelosi is being held hostage by the farthest left wing of the Democratic Party led by Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and she is deathly afraid of the crazed out New York freshie. Too bad.
PRESIDENT TRUMP IN BAGHDAD
ICHEOKU says and the president visited American troops stationed there. YES!
FUND THE WALL NOW: ELECTION HAS CONSEQUENCES.
ICHEOKU says Charles Schumer must understand that election has consequences and should end his obstruction of the southern border Mexico wall. It is a promise made and a promise that must be kept
DOZIE IKEDIFE: THE LEGEND HAS PASSED ON. ADIEU!
ICHEOKU says he was greatly loved and admired by those who fought to protect; but in their hearts he will live on and forever. Dozie was 88 years old and died of old age related infirmities. Adieu Doc.
OPC FOUNDER FASEHUN: DEAD AT 83, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says he was a medical doctor who got tired of the injustice in Nigeria, particularly as it affected his Yoruba Southwest, and decided to do something about it. Alongside the current Aare Ona Kakanfo of Yorubaland Ganiyu Adams, they formed the Oduduwa Peoples Congress, an armed militia to battle the Nigeria government and/or defend their Yoruba people from the government's gangsterism.
He did his part and now he is gone to be with his ancestors. ICHEOKU appreciates him for having the courage to at least try, and for this, his legend lives on and he lives on in the memories of those who loved him, whose interest he sought to protect and protected at a great personal risk to his life. Dr Fredrick Fasehun was 83 years old and died of old age related infirmities. May his fighting soul now rest. Adieu Doc.
GHWB: DEAD AT 94 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says as he joins his wife Barbara, may his soul now rest. Adieu
MY TRANSITION HOURS: A BOOK OF DISTORTED IMAGINATION.
ICHEOKU says will not spend a dime on the book "My Transition Hours by Goodluck Jonathan, as it is not worth the paper it was written on and published. Purely a "pseudologia fantastica" of the coward of Otuoke. Not impressed.
KIM PORTER: P DIDDY'S BABY MAMA DEAD AT 47
ICHEOKU says she reportedly died of pneumonia induced cardiac arrest; but whether drugs factored in, the jury is still out. ICHEOKU says may her soul now rest. Our condolences to P.Diddy and family. Salute
STAN LEE THE MARVEL: DEAD AT 95
ICHEIOKU says legendary comic Stanley Martin Lieber, Stan Lee, the New York City native who created Spider-Man, Hulk, the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four, Black Panther, Daredevil, Doctor Strange and a host of other heroes comics, while working as a writer, then editor-in-chief of Marvel Comics in the 1960s has died. Stan died of old age related infirmities. ICHEOKU says adieu Mr Comic.
JEFF SESSIONS: FIRED!
ICHEOKU says the promise keeper has once again kept his promise. He promised to fire Jeff Sessions after the Midterm election and he has kept his promise. ICHEOKU says yes, the former Attorney General Jeff Sessions disappointed Team MAGA by that recusal, fully aware, as an insider member of the Team Trump election campaign, that nothing such as a collision, ever took place; but still he did it anyway, leading to the prolonged nonsense called The Russian Collusion. Good riddance.
JAIR BOLSONARO: BRAZIL GETS THEIR OWN TRUMP
ICHEOKU says newly elected president of Brazil, Jair Bolsonaro has said that he will bring back law and order in Brazil and that he is a big fan of President Donald John Trump and will be exactly like him. ICHEOKU says with Germany's Merkel now on her way out, with Philippines Rodrigo Dutante, China, Russia, Italy, Mexico and now Brazil, the countries of the world are definitely looking for common sense patriots to lead them during this time of great anxiety and uneasiness in the world. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the Samba nation's newly elected president.
CESAR SAYOC: THE MAIL BOMBER ARRESTED.
ICHEOKU says he was arrested in Florida and now charged for sending mail bomb packages to over 13 people. He is 56 years and an avid supporter of President Donald John Trump. ICHEOKU says hopefully the book will be thrown at him for being such an unthinking fool to bring up such a crazy crap, especially now and so close to the mid term election. Possibly, tired of hopelessly living on the street, he made the decision to take up residence in prison like so many other Americans who are down and out on their luck. What a pitiful knucklehead. Salute
PAUL ALLEN: DEAD AT 65 YEARS, ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says not his $20 billion net worth could purchase him a millisecond of life nor could it hold off death, begging the question, are all these effort worth it afterall. He couldn't escape death in his private jets, nor could his super yacht shield him from death. Microsoft co-founder, owner of Seattle Sea Hawks, Portland Trailblazers and Seattle Sounders, Paul Allen, loved sports and invested in it heavily; but succumbed to cancer, a Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma. Paul Allen was 65 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Mr Allen.
CONOR MCGREGOR DEFEATED IN UFC 229
CHEOKU says Irish effant terrible Conor McGregor was forced to tap out in the fourth around, in his fight against Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov at UFC 229. ICHEOKLU says another back to back defeat for the Irish, following his loss to Floyd Mayweather and you wonder if it is not about time he hung up the gloves. ICHEOKU congratulates the Russian tamer, for forcing McGregor to eat his vomit; all the trash talking and the dolly throwing at bus carrying Khabib in Brooklyn New York last year considered. There is nothing as satisfying as forcing your traducer eat the humble pie.
SUGE KNIGHT SENT TO PRISON.
ICHEOKU says for 28 years, that is; for a criminal homicide with a truck, which he intentionally used to run over and kill a business man. ICHEOKU says by the time he comes out of the big house, he would be 81 years and is possible he might die in prison as well. A thugs life is a thug's life, regardless.
RONALDO: NOW A TARGET OF THE ME-TOO NUTJOBS.
ICHEOKU says the season of sleaze is here upon us and men seem not to be winning the war; simply because they are too circumspect and do not want to engage in sullenness. But those crazed out, wild eyed, dogs in heat, keep on coming. ICHEOKU says time to push back and fight back, came since yesterday, only that these men are playing it cool and will regret it. Time to man up is NOW? Eough of the ongoing nonsense. Kathryn Mayorga is the latest nutjob, now accusing Cristiano Ronaldo of "raping" her in his hotel room. ICHEOKU says time to rein in this madness has come; enough of the blackmail.
KANYE WEST CHANGES HIS NAME.
ICHEOKU says he was once YEEZY, but now just YE; as Kanye West changes his name to YE. ICHEOKU digs it. #MAGA.
DIANNE FEINSTEIN: THE LEAKY DIANNE.
ICHEOKU says if Dianne Feinstein, Democrat, California, did not leak the Dr. Ford confidential letter, who did it? She was the only one who had the letter, alongside another California Congress woman. But hey, she can deny all she wants, but the world now knows who cannot and does not respect a constituent's wish that her letter be kept confidential and her identity not be revealed. A case of dirty Dianna, one would say for a 85 year old Senator playing a hard ball, albeit dirty. SAD.
DR FORD SEEMS SCRIPTED: NOT GOOD.
ICHEOKU says she lied about her fear of flying; about the exactitude of what actually happened, has no recollection of the year, month and day of the alleged incident; and also other inconsistencies, She chooses to remember what she wants to remember and to others, it was I don't remember. Literally put, she deploy her training as a psychologist to pull a fast one on the American people. SAD.
TIGER WOODS IS BACK: WINS PGA
ICHEOKU says congratulations Tiger Woods, the new comeback kid on the block, as he wins his first PGA championship in five years. It is good to be a Tiger come back and Making Golf Great Again. Congratulations.
PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS IT LOUD.
“I am the president of America and not the president of the globe. I promised to Make America Great Again, not the globe.” - PDJT
JEFF FAGER FIRED: ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE ME-TOO NUTS.
ICHEOKU says he was on the job for 35 long years, but some horny lasses have now forced his abrupt exit. He produced the one hour CBS Sunday show, 60MINUTES, about the longest running news show on television, but not anymore.
Jeff Fager was fired for what CBS called acts not acceptable to the company aka unwanted sexual contacts with some female employees. ICHEOKU says this makes him the third CBS honcho to be let go from CBS within the last ten months, the other two being Charlie Rose that was fired last November 2017 and Les Moonves, who was fired few days ago. CBS is turning out to be a cesspool of sexual perverts. What a shame.
NINA FRANKLIN: MISS New York IS MISS AMERICA 2019
ICHEOKU says they got it right this time and Americans approve. Congratulations Nina.
FEAR: BOB WOODWARD JOINS THE FICTION WRITERS.
ICHEOKU says here comes yet another book from the depth of their crazy fantastical imaginations; people pretending to be a fly on the wall inside the Trump's White House. But as with the other past discredited books, this one will also burn out as a creepy imaginary tales by the moonlight. Pure Fiction. First was Michael Wolffe's Fire and Fury inside the Trump's White House; then followed by Omarosa's Unhinged and now this Bob Woodward's Fear Trump in the White House. All completely made up stories about a man who they have been unable to decode and are still perplexed about. ICHEOKU says, channeling Jimmy Cliff, it can only be one summation - the harder they come, the harder they fall; as President Donald John Trump will be in office until 2023, regardless. Salute
A MOTHER BIDS HER SON FAREWELL
ICHEOKU says exactly what Mary felt as she watched her son, Jesus Christ, hung dead on the cross. Roberta McCain, the 106 years old mother of Senator John Sidney McCain, 82, here sees off her son. ICHEOKU says to the bereaved in mourning, take solace; and to the departed, adieu. Salute
SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN: DEAD AT 81.
ICHEOKU says may his restless maverick soul now rest. Adieu John.
AUSTRALIA HAS A NEW PRIME MINISTER: SCOTT MORRISON, HURRAY!
ICHEOKU says the ever shifting chair that is the Down Under politics, has produced another Prime Minister, the fifth in less than ten years and you wonder what is going on with Australian politics. Even Japan that once occupied that singular honor of going through so many Prime Ministers within a few short period, now seems much more stabilized than the Aussies. Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has been forced out and in comes Scott Morrison. ICHEOKU says congratulations Scott and hopefully, his tenure shall be long and fruitful.
PAUL MANAFORT, CONVICTED.
ICHEOKU says for a 2005 case that has no correlation nor bearing to the Russian Collusion investigation; yet the case was dredged up as a sword of Damocles to make him sing or compose against the president. But like a man, he faced his traducers shoulder squared to the end, ICHEOKU says the mafia are wise men for a reason because they believe in the law of omertà and also has a motto that two can only keep a secret when one is dead. Paul Manafort was taken down by a long time friend, who he mentored and yes, Rick Gates was used by the prosecutor to drive the final nail in Paul Manafort's coffin. His testimony literary sealed Paul Manafort's fate, admitted a mountain of evidence did him in as well. So sad that trusting people these days is at your own risk and you wonder what has become of the time honored integrity and honor and candor. But hey, he lived it up and so, might as well pay it really up with a lengthy prison sentence. Why rich people do not like to pay their taxes is beyond so many people's understanding.
ARETHA FRANKLIN DEPARTS: ADIEU.
ICHEOKU says Madam R.E.S.P.E.C.T. is gone. Sad but grateful for a life well fulfilled. So long.
PETER STRZOK FIRED !
ICHEOKU says he should have resigned following the House Judiciary Committee appearance, wherein he admitted to making some "mistakes" with his conduct and text messages following President Donald John Trump's election. Although his claim that there is “no evidence of bias in my professional actions”, is neither there nor there, what is imperative is the appearance of bias. It is a trite law that justice must not only be done but must be seen to be manifestly done and this includes prosecutorial conduct. The question is could an unbiased third party watching from the outside believe that what Peter Strzok did was free of bias? If the answer is no, then bias is to be inferred and this automatically should have precluded him from going forth. But no, he had an agenda to "stop Trump" and this blindly propelled him on, leading to his disgraceful forced removal. Therefore, his dismissal from the FBI is in order. So long Pete.
AMERICAN FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP
ICHEOKU says she is, simply put, a good sight for sore eyes. Salute
IRAN: BEWARE!
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!” - President Donald John Trump.
JONATHAN WEHRIE: A CATHOLIC PRIEST WHO EMBEZZLED PARISH FUNDS
ICHEOKU says but instead of the freezer where such hot cold cash are usually hidden, Reverend Jonathan Wehrie chose the ceiling of his house as his preferred place to stash his hot cash. A total of $60,000 was recovered just from the ceiling alone. The Catholic reverend father has been charged with embezzling over $5million from his St Martha's Church, Okemos Parish, Lansing Michigan. What Jesus will judge gets lengthier every day. SAD.
WHO IS CRYING FOUL - PUTIN
“Is the issue that the leaked facts about Hillary Clinton are not true or that true facts about her were leaked?” - President Vladimir Putin.
FRANCE DID IT: THEY WON.
ICHEOKU says congratulations the boys from Paris, led in part by Pogba.
KAVABAUGH IS THE CHOICE
ICHEOKU says congratulations
THERESA OKOUMOU: THE SPIDER WOMAN AT LADY LIBERTY
ICHEOKU says she looked the part and acted the part, a disheveled rabble rouser from Congo who disrupted visits at Statue of Liberty. Pitiful person.
NAWAZ SHARIF SENT TO PRISON FOR CORRUPTION.
ICHEOKU says former Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif was found guilty of corruption and handed a ten year prison sentence, ICHEOKU says the law is no respecter of person. Way to go. Salute
ADAMU CIROMA: DEAD AT 84
ICHEOKU say Nigerian foremost politician, banker and statesman, Adamu Ciroma has dead. The Ciroma Adamawa was 84 years old and died of complications of infirmities of the old age. Adieu Adamu
LEBRON JAMES GOES TO LAKERS.
ICHEOKI says his search for more basketball laurels has moved him to California, Los Angeles Lakers that is. King James has once again divorced his homeland Cleveland Cavaliers and headed West to be with Kobe Bryant's former championship side. ICHEOKU says best of luck King.
THE FATHER OF MICHAEL JACKSON: DEAD AT 89
ICHEOKU says Joseph Walter Jackson, the man who brought the Jackson family world fame is dead. Joe Jackson died of pancreatic cancer, he was 89 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Joe.
STEPHANIE WILKINSON: A HATEFL BIGOT
ICHEOKU says boycott her Red Hen Restaurant at 11 East Washington Street, Lexington Virginia 24450. Tel No 540 464 4401 today; and send her a strong message that America has no room for discrimination of any type and kind. What a hateful bigoted lesbian.
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER IS DEAD: RIP.
ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. He was 68 years old. Adieu Charles.
XXXTENTACION WHACKED!
ICHEOKU says rapper Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy, aka XXXTentacion was killed in Deerfield Beach, Fort Lauderdale Florida. He was 20 years old. May his restless soul now find peace.
LONDON BREED: FIRST BLACK FEMALE MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO
ICHEOKU says congratulation London, elected the first black female Mayor of San Francisco California. Like Senator Dianne Feinstein who was president of the Board of Supervisors when Moscone was killed and assumed acting Mayor before winning her own mayoral race; London Breed was president of Board of Supervisors when Mayor Ed Lee died and assumed acting Mayor before she was ousted and then ran for the office and now won. ICHEOKU says congratulations and hopefully she can fix so many of the militating problems bedeviling the city. Congratulations LB.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POTUS
ICHEOKU says please join the rest of sane and rational peoples of the world to wish President Donald John Trump a happy 72nd birthday. At such an age, that the president still exhibits such energy and stamina is simply inexplicable nor could be explained in any other way other than that it is simply divine. Happy birthday POTUS and happy many more anniversaries. The boy is good and he rocks! Congratulations!
NORTH KOREA MAKES A DEAL
"We have successfully put our past behind us, the world will definitely see a new North Korea going forward. I thank President Trump for doing this.” - Leader Kim Jong Un
DENNIS RODMAN: SHARES IN THE GLORY
ICHEOKU says basket ball great Dennis Rodman effort in the development in the Korean Peninsular summit is also acknowledged.
RAS KIMONO DEAD AT 60: RIP
ICHEOKU says Mr Under Pressure cannot take the pressure anymore and he gave up the ghost. Now, he has left Nigeria alone to continue being under pressure as he flies away into the clouds. May his restless soul now find respite from the pressures of Nigeria. ICHEOKU loved his music. So long Rastaman, Adieu!
KEVIN DURANT: MVP NBA FINALS 2018
ICHEOKU says congratulations KD on a well deserved honor, back to back Most Valuable Player 2017 and 2018. It was well earned. Salute
NBA FINALS 2018: GAME 3, IT IS 3 - 0
ICHEOKU says King Lebron James was humbled right inside his home turf in Cleveland as Golden State Warriors beat him and his Cavaliers to clinch Game 3, 110 -102. ICHEOKU says a sweep is buzzing the air. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the boys from Oakland California, who were led into battle today by KD, Kevin Durant; a man standing at 6 feet 9 inches tall with a wing span of 7 feet 4 inches. Simply wonderful. It was a good game overall.
STEPH CURRY: THE ASSASSIN SLAYED CAVALIERS.
ICHEOKU says yes, he lived up to his moniker as he led his Golden State Warriors to a routing of the Cleveland Cavaliers in their NBA Finals Game 2, 122 to 103 victory. ICHEOKU says congratulations to Steph and his Team Warriors. God speed through Cleveland.
VLADIMIR HEADED IN
ICHEOKU says President Vladimir Putin is coming to visit President Donald John Trump at the White House. ICHEOKU says welcome.
WARRIORS BEATS CAVALIERS IN GAME 1
ICHEOKU says it was a very good game and Warriors were able to come back during overtime to beat the Cavaliers 124 -114. Game 2 comes up on Sunday June 10, 2018. ICHEOKU says congratulations.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE
ICHEOKU says America appreciates your sacrifice and say thank you for doing us the honor. We salute you.
ABORTION LEGALIZED IN IRELAND
ICHEOKU says baby killers and infanticides have won the battle and abortion is now legalized and on demand in Ireland. These people are hiding under their the facade that it is their body, their right and their choice, while forgetting that the little babies they kill did not ask to be conceived in the first place. Also they selfishly forget that the babies also have right to their body, their lives and their choice not to be murdered. SAD.
JUNE 12TH SUMMIT CANCELLED.
ICHEOKU says blames the little rocket man of Pyongyang for causing the rankling that has now put the planned meeting between President Donald John Trump and the diminutive Kim Jong Un on ice. ICHEOKU says America must now make North Korea beg for it. Salute
GINA HASPEL: SWORN IN AS CIA DIRECTOR.
ICHEOKU says she will be the first woman to head the agency in its over one hundred years of existence. A well qualified agent who has done so much to protect and safeguard the country and will do a wonderful job leading men and women she has been with for over 30 years. ICHEOKU says congratulations Madam Director.
DUKE AND DUCHESS OF SUSSEX: OFF TO THEIR RECEPTION PARTY
ICHEOKU says spectacularly fabulous, the duo on their way to their wedding reception party. Just wondering whether the conservative British Royal Family will tolerate another fashionista in the Household after Lady Diana experience, especially one that will take the shine and spotlight out of Queen Elizabeth. Also, bare shoulders might be considered a no, no, as well for their princess. But hey, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex look smashingly hot. Nice. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the newest couple,
ANOTHER SCHOOL SHOOTING.
ICHEOKU says it has happened again, this time at Sante Fe High School Texas. 10 people were killed and 10 others wounded by a Greek American gunman and fellow student Dimitrious Pagourtzis. He was 17 years old and allegedly used his father's guns to carry out the shootings. Luckily, AK47 was not implicated in this shooting.
FACEBOOK WORLD HEADQUARTERS ARRIVES IN SAN FRANCISCO
ICHEOKU says Mark Zuckerberg makes a resounding arrival in San Francisco as he flag mounts his Facebook World headquarters at 181 Fremont Street, San Francisco, California, United States of America. ICHEOKU says welcome Mr Zucker and company..
IRAN AFFIXED WITH NOTICE: DO NOT DARE.
“I am announcing today that the United States will withdraw from the Iran nuclear deal. We will be instituting the highest level of economic sanction against Iran. Any nation that helps Iran in its quest for nuclear weapons could also be strongly sanctioned by the United States. These powerful sanctions will go into full effect immediately. If the regime continues its nuclear aspirations, it will have bigger problems than it has ever had before.” - President Donald John Trump.
AG SESSIONS: ON WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?
ICHEOKU says is it possible that AG Jeff Sessions, a known member of the Washington Swamp, is also a member of the Deep State and by extension a mole inside the Trump administration, protecting the interest of his base? Why is he not anxious to have the Russian Collusion concluded, just like the president and members of Team MAGA. Something certainly does not look right.
92 YEAR OLD RUNNING FOR OFFICE
ICHEOKU says Malaysia's former Prime Minister, 92 year old Mahathir Mohamad, is a candidate for the office in next week's election. At 92 years old and you wonder if the guy wants to be buried as a serving Prime Minister. Please Malaysians, ICHEOKU says not to encourage such aberration as the former prime minister has no utility left in him to offer, especially not at his very advanced old age.
COME AND TAKE IT - PRESIDENT TRUMP
"Americans will never surrender. Americans will never give up their freedom. Americans were born free. Americans will live free and Americans will die free; because freedom is American's God given right and no one will be allowed to mess with or take it or otherwise deny or deprive Americans of it." - President Donald John Trump.
MIKE POMPEO AND SWAGGER DIPLOMACY
"It is my mission to the United States diplomatic corp in getting back our swagger and carrying out President Trump's foreign policy objectives. The United States diplomatic corps needs to be in every corner, every stretch of the world, executing missions on behalf of this country and it is my humble, noble undertaking to help you achieve that." - Mike Pompeo, Secretary of State, introducing his swagger diplomacy at the State Department. ICHEOKU wishes the new SofS all the best. Congratulations.
KOFI ANNAN TURNS 80: HURRAY
ICHEOKU says congratulations to the former Secretary General of the United Nations Organization during whose reign the Rwandan Genocide took place. But hey, the guy still looks good at 80. Happy birthday General.
ANDREA CONSTAND: THE LESBIAN WHO TOOK COSBY DOWN.
ICHEOKU says behind every man's downfall is usually a woman scorned, who is out for vengeance. Her name is Andrea Constand and she is a lesbian; and you wonder if her encounter with Bill Cosby did her in and affected her love of men and forced her to switch her interest in men. But whatever triggered her sexual preferences, she will go down in history as the woman who brought down Bill Cosby. SAD.
BILL COSBY: A CONVICTED PERVERT
ICHEOKU says he was not as lucky the second time around as a jury found him guilty of rape and sexual assault and molestation. He is now officially a sex offender and predator who is required to registered as one. What a sad way to end a storied career at 80 years old; but as always the downfall of many a man is always women. But why he chose to drug women to have them is beyond reprehensible or does he not know how to smooth talk off their panties. SAD.
GEORGE HUBERT BUSH: CHIEF MOURNER
ICHEOKU says former President George Hubert Bush; a great warrior, now left to mourn his love of 73 years. May God give him the strength to cope and carry on, regardless of how long. ICHEOKU says accept our heartfelt condolences Mr President.
VERNE TROYER: DEAD AT 49
ICHEOKU says Mini-Me of Austin Power fame, Verne Troyer, is dead. He was 49 years old. The world’s shortest man, standing at only 2 feet 8 inches tall, was born with a rare form of cartilage-hair hypoplasia dwarfism. His cause of death is yet to be determined; but he was an alcoholic and battled depression as well as suicide thoughts. Adieu Verne.
I DONT DO WEASLE MOVE - JAMES COMEY
“I don’t do sneaky things, I don’t leak, I don’t do weasel moves" - James Comey. ICHEOKU says despite the self absolution, American people now knows better and who the chief leaker of the FBI was. Pitiful hypocrite. just like the Pharisees of the old mentioned by Lord Jesus Christ, who say one thing and do the other. SAD.
THE SILVER HAIRED LADY IS NO MORE: REST IN PEACE BARB.
“I married the first man I ever kissed” and at 20 she wedded George Hubert Bush 21 and they were together for 72 years until she passed away today, aged 92 years. ICHEOKU says how long her heartthrob will survive, nobody knows; but most people that are this close, usually follow each other soon. May her matronly soul now rest.
JAMES COMEY'S ABC INTERVIEW: DID NOT SIZZLE.
ICHEOKU says it failed to live up to the hype; nothing new was disclosed and there was no bombshell either. George Stephanopoulos did not follow up on many questions which the American people wanted answered clearly and fully. But hey, the guy is not a straight shooter and it showed.
RUSSIA REACTS: STILL MERE HOT AIR.
"The worst apprehensions have come true. Our warnings have been left unheard. A pre-designed scenario is being implemented. Again, we are being threatened. We warned that such actions will not be left without consequences. All responsibility for them rests with Washington, London and Paris. Insulting the President of Russia is unacceptable and inadmissible. The U.S. – the possessor of the biggest arsenal of chemical weapons – has no moral right to blame other countries." - Antoly Antonov, Russian Ambassador to the United States of America.
ZUCKERBERG SITS DOWN WITH CONGRESS
ICHEOKU says dressed up in suit and tie, the guy who gave the world Facebook, was put on the spot as he answered questions from Congress about privacy concerns following data breach, illegally mined from Facebook by Cambridge Analytica. ICHEOKU wished that they had asked Zucker why Facebook is regulating Freedom of Speech and forcing everyone into a near group thinking by censoring speeches which Facebook consider too strong for snowflakes. ICHEOKU maintains that Facebook must rise above being the policeman of speeches and allow people with different views and philosophies to equally express them on Facebook. Instead of blocking people for their viewpoints, there should be a "WARNING" which says the viewpoint expressed might contain harsh materials for Snowflakes because it contains conservative views, viewers discretion is advised; or as with homosexuals, that it contains same sex materials or as with religious viewpoints that it talked about Jesus, so viewers discretion advised.. ICHEOKU says this will be a more sensible censor rather than a bunch of jellies who has never experienced life outside Silicon Valley deciding what speech to be allowed and what speech to be censored. But overall, Mark held his own and should try and put on suits more often. It made him more respectable rather than the "boy" which so many people see when they look at him in his t-shirt and denim. But short of the ongoing attempt at regulating speech, Facebook should be allowed to continue to operate without much regulation as Facebookers love their portal.
UFC CONOR MCGREGOR ARRESTED
ICHEOKU says UFC enfant-terrible Conor McGregor was arrested and charged for assault after he smashed a window of a bus carrying UFC fighters with a dolly. ICHEOKU says when will the Irish bad boy learn to conduct himself better and stop being a jackass.
BRAZILLIAN PRESIDENT ORDERED JAILED.
ICHEOKU says exactly what accountability and the rule of law really looks like, when nobody including a former president is too big to be jailed. Unlike the United States of America which is still pussyfooting with holding Queen Crooked Hillary accountable for her many sins of corruption and destroying of evidence. Former President Lula Da Silva was ordered by Brazil's Supreme Court to begin his twelve year sentence immediately. Way to go.
NASSIM AGHDAM: THE YOUTUBE SHOOTER.
"There is no free speech in the real world and you will be supressed for telling the truth that is not supported by the system. Be aware! Dictatorship exists in all countries but with different tactics! They only care for personal and short-term gains and will do anything to reach their goals, even by fooling simple-minded people, hiding the truth, manipulating science and everything, putting public mental and physical health at risk, abusing non-human animals, polluting the environment, destroying family values, promoting materialism and sexual degeneration in the name of freedom and turning people into programmed robots!" - Nasim Aghdam.
VA SECRETARY SHULKINS, FIRED !
ICHEOKU says for a president who has zero tolerance for milking the public treasury, it was only a matter of time before a secretary accused of taking his wife on an European vacation on the public dim got whacked. And yes, former Veterans Affairs Secretary Dr David Shulkin has been let go by President Donald John Trump for the alleged wrong doing. As everyone knows, accountability and transparency are important values under President Trump and he suffers no one lightly who breaches this canon. So long Dave.
STORMY DANIELS'S LAWYER: MICHAEL AVENATTI MAY BE IN LEGAL TROUBLE
ICHEOKU says would ordinarily have conceded to this guy the benefit of the doubt that he knows what he is doing; but is afraid that he might end up faced with an action for malpractice and negligence incompetent legal assistance to his client. There was a valid subsisting contract between his client and Trump, which he encouraged his client to breach and for which she could be held liable for damages. The argument that the contract was defective for not being personally signed by Trump has no legal legs with which to stand because whatever ills that hitherto afflicted it or would have bedeviled it was cured when Stormy Daniels accepted a benefit for forbearance therefrom. So having accepted a sufficient consideration of $130,000 which was furnished to bind her to the contract, she cannot be allowed to now turn around to argue an invalid contract. Her accepting the consideration cured every defect in the contract and she is bound by it. This is a red letter law and how she and her lawyer plan to get around it is beyond ICHEOKU. So, the stripping whore who takes off her panties on a first date might turn around and sue her lawyer for wrongful advise and incompetent representation if found liable for breach of her contract of Non Disclosure Agreement. But hey, the whole world is waiting to see how the matter is finally fully resolved. Also Stormy Daniels has already breached the contract by going public with the encounter, so her suit to void the contract is already mute and should be dismissed with cost for bringing a frivolous lawsuit and wasting the time of the court.
McMASTER FIRED: BOLTON HIRED.
ICHEOKU says President Donald John Trump has fired National Security Adviser James McMaster and in his place, has appointed John Bolton. ICHEOKU says surely but gradually, the president is finally assembling the type of staff that will help him achieve his MAGA agenda; people who believe in his policies and will help him achieve them; rather than setting their own different policy agendas. So long McMaster and welcome Bolton
MARK ANTHONY CONDITT: THE AUSTIN BOMBER IS A WHITE GUY.
ICHEOKU says thankfully the ordeal is over. It is sad that he has to express his outcry for his personal challenges in his life in this manner. Congratulations to the authorities for solving the Austin bombing and quickly.
THE CROWN PRINCE WAS HERE
ICHEOKU says Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is visiting the United States of America and paid a courtesy call on President Donald John Trump at the White House. ICHEOKU wishes the future King of Saudi Arabia a good visit.
CHRISTOPHER WYLIE: CAMBRIDGE ANALYTICA WHISTLE BLOWER
ICHEOKU says Christopher Wylie definitely looks the part of a disgruntled former employee out to besmirch his former employers and score a cheap point. He is a nose ring wearing, purple hair dying, homosexual vegan, who does not seem to be at inner peace with himself. But hey, he did not say anything stranger than what their Camp Sore Losers have been saying since last November 8, 2016. Pitiful.
PRESIDENT OF MAURITIUS FORCED OUT.
ICHEOKU says President Ameenah Gurib-Fakim of Mauritius was forced to resign her office due to shopping expenses which she wrongfully charged to the account of an NGO. ICHEOKU says exactly what zero tolerance for corruption is all about and pray Nigerian leaders could imbibe such censors.
GINA HASPEL: NEW DIRECTOR OF CIA
ICHEOKU says for the president whose detractors and traducers accuse of being anti-women, appointing a woman as the director of the Central Intelligence Agency, the first of its kind in the history of the agency, actually says otherwise. But hey, they can say all they want to say but American women know who truly loves them and gets their back. Congratulations Gina and ICHEOKU wishes you success at the agency.
GIVENCHY IS DEAD.
ICHEOKU says iconic fashionista, who designed the "little black dress" which actress Audrey Hepburn wore in the movie "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and also designed for First Lady Jackie Kennedy, is dead. Hubert de Givenchy, whose line, "Givenchy" is named after him was 91 years old. He died of old age natural causes related infirmities. He had a wonderful run. May his soul rest. Adieu Monsieur Givenchy.
GARY COHN RESIGNS
ICHEOKU says the president's Chief Economic Adviser Gary Cohn will leave his position at the White House to pursue other things in life. ICHEOKU says so long Gary and thanks for doing the job you did in successfully piloting the tax reform.
THE 90TH OSCAR AWARD 2018
ICHEOKU says Hollywood and their fantastical life of make believe, not ICHEOKU's thing.
HOPE HICKS FIRED
ICHEOKU says she told on her boss President Donald John Trump about telling some "white lies" to cover for the president. ICHEOKU says why and why say that now with all the Russian Collusion nonsense and the Robert Mueller's ongoing investigation. She forced the president's hands and she has to be let go and shoved out of her White House job as Communication Director. Regrettably her later qualifier that the "white lies" has nothing to do with the Russian Collusion and Mueller investigation is rather irrelevant because the doubt has already been sowed and created, especially in the minds of the president's traducers. What a career somersault and tumbling by reason of self immolation.
COLONEL ACHUZIE: DEAD AT 90
ICHEOKU says his prowess and tactics during the Biafran war was such that his peers nicknamed him Hannibal and he showed the enemy Nigerian side pepper. But the good old Biafran, like every mortal, has finally succumbed to old age. He was 90 years old and died of old age related infirmities and natural cause. Colonel Joseph Hannibal Achuzie was beloved by the people of Biafra, for whose cause he sacrificed so much. Rest in peace Colonel. Adieu Hannibal.
CBS CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER ENDS: OMAROSA LOSES.
ICHEOKU says to nearly everyone's surprise, an underdog sprung up to win the 2018 Celebrity Big Brother competition. Marissa Jaret Winokur won the $250,000 prize, beating Ross in the grand finale. ICHEOKU says congratulations Marissa.
ADMA SCHIFF'S DEMOCRATIC MEMO RELEASED.
ICHEOKU says there was nothing new it disclosed or any there, there. It only made a generalized rebuttal that the application for the FISA court was not based on Steele's dossier, but admitted it made "narrow" use of information therefrom." It also denied that the FBI paid Steele for the dossier. However, it did not deny nor made any rebuttal about the accusations of the Republican memo that the FBI and DOJ tried to frustrate the Trump campaign and presidency. Anyway, American people have since seen what exactly took place during the last election.
JENNIFER ANISTON: UNLUCKY IN LOVE?
ICHEOKU says at 49 and loveless, childless and now husbandless, her window of finding true love is actually fast closing. What the problem is, only Jennifer knows; but she sure do look like an intimidating personality. She possibly finds it extremely difficult to step down from her high perch and play a wifely role, being somewhat under a man. Such attitude possibly is in the way of her finding a serious man to be with. She wants a serious man but will not do what it takes by stepping down a notch to accommodate a man's ego. Only a sissy man will accept such role and she will not accept any sissy man. Another example of a successful woman who has not made up her mind on exactly what she want as she wants it all. Anyway, best of wishes Ms. Aniston.
THE FULANI CHILD.
ICHEOKU says what does she know?
NIKOLAS CRUZ: THE FLORIDA SCHOOL SHOOTER
ICHEOKU says what a loser, a white domestic terrorist that deserves the hottest part of hell. Pitiful human debris,
JACOB ZUMA RESIGNS HIS PRESIDENCY
ICHEOKU says South African President Jacob Zuma finally yields, succumbs to pressure and surrenders the presidency. The Abubakar Atiku’s brother in polygamy can now go and take more wives and enjoy his life of concubinage. With Mugabe gone and Zuma gone, it is about time the people of Cameroon also find a way to ease out their own entrenched President Paul Biya out of office. So long Jake.
JESUS SPEAKS TO MIKE PENCE - OMAROSA
ICHEOKU says the woman who Tyler Perry probably wrote "The Diary of the Mad Black Woman" about, Omarosa Manigault-Newman, has once again showed why she is so uncouth and unrefined; and why anyone dealing with her does so at their own risk. She also proved beyond all shadows of doubt that she was indeed, actually FIRED from her White House gig for being just a gossipy blubber and contributed nothing useful to the White House. In her Celebrity Big Brother show, she has been running her mouth like a broken faucet about her experience in the White House during her stint there; making wild claims and allegations. Her latest bomb was that Vice Pence Mike Pence believes that Jesus talks to him, claiming that Mike Pence would be worse than President Trump if he ever becomes president and that America will be so confounded by his policies and actions, that they would wish and pray for Trump to come back. Anyway, any woman who can say and do anything just for fame and fortune, might as well be a hooker turning tricks for crying out loud. She does not hold any appeal for ICHEOKU and she should not for any discerning real man who has values and taste in women, especially well nurtured ladies. What a public enemy number one and an American reject numero uno she has become. SAD.
ELON MUSK: THE GUY BEHIND REVOLUTIONARY SPACE-X AND TESLA
"I'm really excited about today, incredibly proud of the SpaceX team. They've done an incredible job of creating what really is the most advanced rocket in the world, the biggest rocket in the world. I'm still trying to absorb everything that happened because it seems surreal to me." - Elon Musk.
PHILADELPHIA EAGLOES BEATS NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS IN SUPER BOWL LII.
ICHEOKU says always root for the underdogs; that way there is a semblance of accomplishment and yes, loves the greatest upset in Super Bowl history as the much down rated Philadelphia Eagles took down the Tom Brady's New England Patriots. What a great game it was and it was enthralling through out the four quarters. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the boys from the City of Brotherly Love.
ANDREW MCCABE FORCED OUT
ICHEOKU says deputy director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Andrew Mccabe has been removed and forced to resign the office. ICHEOKU says what took him this long in the face of all the apparent conflict of interest, whether or not they were true. The imperative here is the appearance of it, a matter made worse by tweets and other messages which somewhat implicated him in the play up attempt to stop President Donald John Trump from winning the last election and to sabotage him should he win. Yes, he should have quietly resigned when the former FBI director James Come was fired. But better late than never as the damage is already done and trust in him is suspect at best. So long Andy.
IKEA FOUNDER INGVAR KAMPRAD: DEAD AT 91
ICHEOKU says he founded a beginners furniture and household company, IKEA, in Sweden which has grown into a multi billion dollar global company. Mr Ingvar Kamprad died on Sunday January 28, 2018 of old age related infirmities. He was 91. ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. Adieu Mr IKEA.
GYMNASTICS DOCTOR SENTENCED TO 175 YEARS IN PRISON
ICHEOKU says his name is Dr Larry Nasser, for molesting more than 150 Olympics gymnastics. According to the judge, “I just signed your death warrant. It is my honor and privilege to sentence you. You do not deserve to walk about outside a prison ever again. You have done nothing to control those urges and anywhere you walk, destruction will occur to the most vulnerable.” ICHEOKU says another example of how not to lose it all, everything one ever worked for. To his victims, our solidarity. Sad.
HUGH MASEKELA: DEAD AT 78
ICHEOKU says South African Jazz maestro Hugh Masekela is dead; died of complication from lingering prostrate cancer. He was 78 years old. May his soul now rest and hopefully he can rejoin his paramour Miriam Makela for them to continue making good music in the land beyond. Adieu Hugh.
BITCOIN GAMBLERS AND PROSPECTORS: TIME TO OFFLOAD YOUR STOCK IS NOW.
ICHEOKU says the bubble is about to bust as information reaching ICHEOKU has it authoritatively, that plus minus 18 months hence,at best and it will be kaput for the wonder coin. So, if you have invested heavily in that crypto currency, this time might be a good time to shed some of your loads to avoid an assured hypertension triggering collpase which might be headed your way. South Korea has just banned prospecting on the currency. But hey, like those who were sucker punched by the MMM, please do not allow yourself to be caught flat-footed this time. Remember that a scheduled war does not kill a disabled person.
STEVE BANNON FIRED AGAIN.
ICHEOKU says this time from the mother of all his gigs, the Breibart News Network; and he will no longer remain as the chairman of the company. ICHEOKU says those the God wants to kill, he first make them mad; and so did Steve go mad the day he stabbed leader of Team MAGA, President Donald John Trump, at his back. Now his world is come crashing down around him and with no one friend to run to, might eventually run mad. The Sloppy Steve Bannon, the Et Tu Brute of the Trump presidency, deserves all that he now gets as a political pariah in chief. So SAD. Salute
FIRE AND FURY: MUCH ADO ABOUT A COLLECTION OF GOSSIPS
ICHEOKU says a yellow tabloid epic that nobody should attach much relevance to. Not worth the current feverish drama which it is getting, because the salacious author lacks credibility and is not a believable personality. ICHEOKU is emphatic that Michael Wolfe has a storied history of bad behavior and making it up as he goes. Fire and Fury is a pure fictitious tissue of lies and innuendoes. Pitiful Wolfe.
GEORGE WEAH: PRESIDENT ELECT OF LIBERIA
"It is with deep emotion that I want to thank you, the Liberian people, for honoring me with your vote today. It is a great hope." ICHEOKU says with those words the former football player announced his victory in the Liberian presidential election following a re-run. ICHEOKU says hopefully he will translate the "great hope" into actionable developments for the people who reposed their hope in him by electing him president. Congratulations George.
TEAM MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
ICHEOKU says the three musketeers - the president, the speaker and the senate leader. A case where three is not a crowd but a team - Team Make America Great Again. Nice. Salute
UNITED NATIONS VOTE: A THEATER OF THE ABSURD - NETANYAHU
"Israel completely rejects this preposterous resolution. Jerusalem is our capital. Always was, always will be." - Bibi Netanyahu, PM.
ED LEE, MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO: DEAD AT 65.
ICHEOKU says he ever smiling and laughing Mayor of the City by the Bay, died of cardiac arrest. He was 65 years old. ICHEOKU says may his soul rest. Adieu Ed.
AL FRANKEN FORCED OUT, RESIGNS.
ICHEOKU says in his no apology statement, the perv Senator from the Great State of Minnesota said he will resign his Senate seat, effective end of year 2017. ICHEOKU says the "ME-TOO" Nasty Women Gone Crazy crusade against men has surely gone into overdrive. In their hatchet job against men, all that is required is a "she said" and puff, a career goes up in smoke. Soon to be former Senator Al Franken is their latest victim as his political career just ended abruptly and in the same manner it started when he defeated a Republican incumbent Norm Coleman in 2008 on a first try with a razor thin majority of 312 votes out of about three million total votes cast. HIs political career just ended. Whom the bell tolls next is but anyone wildest guest. But are these women gone amok or what? So long Al.
EGYPT MOURNS AS 235 ARE KILLED BY TERRORISTS.
ICHEOKU says this time it was inside a mosque in Bir al-Abed, Northern Sinai and it was bloody deadly; 235 killed and several wounded. ICHEOKU wishes the Egyptian President Sisi all the best in tracking down and bringing to justice the perpetrators of this dastardly act. May the souls of the killed now find rest. What a dog eat dog situation it is that a supposedly Islamic religionists are killing fellow Islamic religionists, regardless of sects. SAD.
CHARLES MANSON: DEAD AT 83.
ICHEOKU says he lived out his natural life in prison, where he was serving multiple life sentences. Charles Manson was 83 years and died of natural causes.Who knows whether he repented of his sins before this night of his final stay on this earth. May his soul be judged according to his misdeeds. He was more than terrible; in short, he lived a human Lucifer. Adieu Charles.
JESSE JACKSON HAS PARKINSON DISEASE
ICHEOKU says the disease which killed Mohammed Ali and which he became a public face of for quite some time. ICHEOKU wishes the civil rights icon the best of luck as he faces the battle ahead. Goodluck Jesse and all the best.
THREE SHOPLIFTING AMERICANS IN CHINA BACK HOME
ICHEOKU says LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill are now immortalized in infamy as Americans shoplifting trio, who traveled all the way to China to put themselves and country to great disrepute. Instead of being the good ambassadors, they turned into petty thieves, shoplifting from stores. ICHEOKU says they deserve to pay a price for their criminal misbehavior. Pitiful.
COLIN KAEPERNICK: GQ CITIZEN OF THE YEAR 2017.
ICHEOKU says GQ magazine just named the man who took a knee, resulting in the national discuss about NFL players disrespecting the flag, Collin Kaepernick, the Citizen of the year 2017. In their commendation, the magazine said: "Colin Kaepernick by taking-a-knee protest against racism and police brutality has made him the “man who became the movement." ICHEOKU says congratulation Colin Kaeper.
ROY MOORE MUST SOLDIER ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!
ICHEOKU says it is trite criminal jurisprudence that one is presumed innocent until proved guilty. A 'she said, he said' recollection of memory gone dim nearly forty years later, is not a sufficient evidence of his guilt. Salute.
JAN SHEDD: BODY SHAMES DEMETRIA OBILOR
ICHEOKU says it is a racism to body shame a television anchor just because of her thick curvy body and curly hair.
TEXAS CHURCH MASSACRE GUNMAN: DEVINE PATRICK KELLY.
Devin Patrick Kelley, 26, the domestic white terrorist who massacred 26 people and injured 30 others inside a First Baptist Church of Sutherland Springs, Texas. He looks a gay homosexual white American male and filled with hate. Evil.
R. KELLY: A BLACK PLAYBOY?
ICHEOKU says another example of Racism 101 in America as what Hugh Hefner did and was glorified as a Playboy, R. Kelly is towing the same exact path but he is being branded a creep who is involved in sexual occultism. ICHEOKU says white America is so full of it with their double standards. They and only them are always above board while others including those imitating them are pervs; otherwise how does anyone explain the two conducts and harems kept by the two men any differently? ICHEOKU says like Hugh Hefner like R Kelly, case closed.
KEVIN SPACEY: A CHILD MOLESTING HOMOSEXUAL GAY MAN.
ICHEOKU says it is the season that keeps on giving as another Hollywood big shot has been caught in a child molestation scandal of several years ago. Kevin Spacey sexually abused a 14 year old boy, Anthony Rapp; and in his defense, he said he is a gay man. ICHEOKU queries when has become a defense to sexual molestation of a minor to claim that one is a homosexual male. What an awkward way of coming out of the closet. Pitiful.
CATALONIA IS FREE: DECLARES INDEPENDENCE FROM SPAIN
ICHEOKU says congratulations to the newest nation of the world which no country has recognized, just yet. Salute
FATS DOMINO: DEAD AT 89
ICHEOKU says he was a rock and roll legend, simply acknowledged as the King of rock and roll; including his hit "Blueberry hills'. New Orleans native and music maestro, Fats Domino, died of natural causes; he was 89 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu
KILLED IN ACTION: REST IN PEACE.
ICHEOKU says please let the dead soldiers be; take your politics out of our military and honor the memory of our brave men and women who wore the uniform.
BOWE BERGDAHL PLEADS GUILTY.
ICHEOKU says army deserter who was captive of the Taliban for five years and who was traded in for five Taliban bad actors; who was once described by then candidate Donald John Trump as a "dirty, rotten traitor" who deserved to be executed by firing squad or thrown off an airplane without a parachute, Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, has pleaded guilty to desertion and misbehavior-before-the-enemy. He could be spending the rest of his natural life in prison, a fact that will be known on October 23 when he is sentenced. ICHEOKU says his conduct deserves no mercy, in lieu of those who died and were severely wounded during search operations to rescue him.
SOMALIA TERRORIST ATTACK LEAVES HUNDREDS DEAD.
ICHEOKU says ore than 276 people are dead with another 300 plus injured in the worst terrorist attach in Somalia in recent years. Al Shabab terrorist group most likely pulled it off. May the souls of the departed, no rest.
KIRSTJEN NIELSEN: NEW HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY NOMINEE.
ICHEOKU says once again President Donald John Trump has demonstrated the doer and not the talker in him, regarding his love for women. The president believes in equal opportunity for all and has been empowering women, one woman at a time. Now he has nominated Kirstjen Nielsen as the new Secretary of Homeland Security department. ICHEOKU says congratulations to Kirstjen Nielsen on her well deserved appointment being eminently qualified for the position; and also to President Donald John Trump for making the appointment. Kirstjen Nielsen will be the second woman to hold the position since it was established following 9/11, coming after the trail blazing Janet Napolitano, Best of luck Kirstjen.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN: HE FELL HARD.
ICHEOKU says his company fired him; his wife left him; his friends including Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama denounced his act as incomprehensible. Now his whole world has unraveled before his eyes; begging the question what use is all these earthly pursuits, including fame and wealth, if all of them could so easily fly away in a splitting second. The preacher in Ecclesiastes 1:2 was right indeed that all is vanity.
HARVEY WEINSTEIN: FIRED!
ICHEOKU says the company which he founded with his brother Weinstein LLC has parted ways with the sexual pervert; hoping to stem the bleeding caused by his many decades of sexual escapades and perversion against so many Hollywood women. ICHEOKU says hopefully his victims will go after the company for covering up for him, in the many years of using his power and influence to have his way among so many unwilling women who saw yielding to his desires as the only pathway to getting a foothold into Hollywood, which he partly controlled. ICHEOKU says definitely a good first step.
JALAL TALABANI IS DEAD
"Our leader died in Germany"; with those words, an official with the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK) confirmed the passing of the once Iraqi president and foremost Kurd, Jalal Talabani. He was 84 years old and died of brain hemorrhage and stroke. May his soul now rest. Adieu Big Man.
OJ SIMPSON RELEASED FROM PRISON
ICHEOKU says hopefully he has learnt enough lessons to make him stay away from white bimbos and out of trouble; and live out whatever remains of his natural life a free man. ICHEOKU says good luck Orephtal James Simpson; enjoy your freedom.
PLAYBOY FOUNDER DEAD AT 91
ICHEOKU says he lived a life many could only dream of and to a ripe old age of 91. Hugh Hefner RIP. Adieu.
ANTHONY WEINER SENT TO PRISON.
ICHEOKU says the Clinton's family friend, who was formerly married to Hillary Clinton's personal friend Huma Abedi, Anthony Weiner, has been sent to prison. He will spend the next 21 months behind bars for sex-texing a minor, a 15 year old who he sent his private parts and naked body. ICHEOKU says it comes with the Clintons and their associates, who like getting down and dirty. ICHEOKU says hopefully he will get the message and use the opportunity to clean up his acts and reform himself.
MERKLE WINS A FOURTH TERM
ICHEOKU says congratulations to the German Matron.
L'OREAL HEIRESS DEAD AT 94
ICHEOKU says if only money could purchase life or bribe death and make it go away. But she lived to a very ripe age of 94. The heiress to the O'real cosmetic empire, Liliane Bettencourt, is dead. She died of old age related infirmities. May her soul now rest. Adieu Lille.
TRUMP, WIRETAPPED!
ICHEOKU says despite the initial attempt by the Washington Swamp establishment to suppress the evidence, at last it has come to the open that then Presidential candidate Donald John Trump was right when he said that his campaign was wiretapped. Yes indeed, the Obama administration placed wiretap on then Trump's campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
PRESIDENT BUHARI ADDRESSES THE United Nations
ICHEOKU says President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria addressed the United Nations 72nd General Assembly. He called for a delegation of the United Nations Security Council to be sent to North Korea to help dissuade the country from its Nuclear weaponry pursuit. According to the Nigerian president, "The most pressing threat to international peace and security today is the accelerated nuclear weapons development program by North Korea. Since the Cuban missile crisis of 1962, we have never come so close to the threat of nuclear war as we have now. All necessary pressure and diplomatic efforts must be brought to bear on North Korea to accept peaceful resolution of the crisis. As Hiroshima and Nagasaki painfully remind us, if we fail, the catastrophic and devastating human loss and environmental degradation cannot be imagined. Mr President, Nigeria proposes a strong UN delegation to urgently engage the North Korean Leader. The delegation, led by the Security Council, should include members from all the regions." ICHEOKU agrees that the president made common sense in the issue of a delegation to Pyongyang.
CASSINI MEETS A FIERY END.
ICHEOKU says after about 5 billion miles spent orbiting Saturn, NASA pulled the plug and killed Cassini. ICHEOKU says may that super machine, made by super humans, now enjoy a super rest. It was fun while it lasted; mission accomplished. It is the stuff science fiction is made of; except that this time, it was real practical science. Salute to brilliant minds that made such a feat possible.
SERENA GOMEZ GETS A NEW KIDNEY
ICHEOKU says what an invaluable gift of life from her BFF Francia Raisa. ICHEOKU says thank you Francia for being there for your friend in need. Salute
HPPE HICKS: NEW White House COMMUNICATION DIRECTOR.
ICHEOKU says continuing his trend of empowering women, President Donald John Trump has appointed yet another women into a high level position. He appointed Hope Hicks as the new White House Communication Director, the third person to occupy the office within the last three months. Hopefully she will be the last person to occupy the revolving seat which the position has recently become. ICHEOKU says congratulations Hope and please bring Americans some hope of permanency in that portfolio.
9/11 ANNIVERSARY: WE SHALL NEVER FORGET
ICHEOKU says may all the people who lost their lives on that fateful day continue rest in peace.
DON WILLIAMS, DEAD AT 78
ICHEOKU says he introduced country music to so many the world over and he was loved. So many hits that blew minds back in the day and people flocked to his music as a must have love story music. Don Williams was 78 years old and died after a brief illness. ICHEOKU says may his soul now rest. What a Country crooner he was. Adieu
North Korea: THREATENING WORLD PEACE.
ICHEOKU says gradually, the confrontation is starring the world in the face and the world cannot backdown now.
NNAMDI KANU: IPOB COURAGEOUS LEADER.
ICHEOKU says so far, so good; and he has led bravely and courageously. The world, particularly that of Biafrans, salute his great courage. Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, ICHEOKU appreciates your service and prays for God's continued protection on you as you continue to show the way in the quest to redress the many injustice and inequities of Nigeria. An independent sovereign State of Biafra might actually be exactly what the doctor ordered. God's speed.
INDIAN GURU SENT TO PRISON
ICHEOKU says his days of con is now finally over as his reign has been brought to an end with a 20 years prison sentence for the rape of two women. Guru Gurmeet Singh Ram Rahim Insan will either be dead or simply too old to be effective any more. Th politicians and their courts have put him away. So long Guru.
GORKA FIRED!
ICHEOKU says the ongoing head roll in the White House continues as Deputy Assistant to the president Dr Sebastine Gorka becomes the latest victim. He was fired today August 25th, 2017 by the new Chief of Staff General Kerry who is trying to streamline the operations of the White House. Gorka was a lieutenant of the also previously fired former chief strategist Steve Bannon, now practically ridding the White House of that band of brothers from the right. Hopefully the White House can become more functional and less divisive now; geared towards prosecuting the Make America Great Again agenda. So long Gorka.
WHAT HAPPENED: A BOOK OF DISTORTIONS
ICHEOKU says Hillary Clinton has beguiled Americans again, rehashing her alternative facts of what her mind lies to her about what happened. ICHEOKU is not buying it and American people should not.
THE ECLIPSE, AUGUST 21, 2017
ICHEOKU says the heavens put up a display today and it was heavenly awesome to behold the moon envelope the sun. Nature is something else. Simply phenomenal.
JERRY LEWIS DEAD AT 91
ICHEOKU says he can now continue entertaining the here after beings. He had a good life and lived to a fruitful old age. Jerry Lewis died of old age related infirmities. May his soul now rest. Adieu JL.
SHE WANTS PRESIDENT TRUMP KILLED!
Her name is Maria Chappelle-Nadal, a democrat from the State of Missouri, who represents District 14 in the States Senate. ICHEOKU says simply unbelievable, especially with the rising tension in the nation. Imagine what would have happened had anyone uttered such bloody idiocy during President Obama's time in office. So sad!
WHITE SEPARATISTS GO HOME - TERRY MCAULIFFE
ICHEOKU says the Governor of Commonwealth of Virginia berated White Supremacists who marched in Charlottesville Virginia to please go home; admonishing them that America has since moved on from bigotry and hatred. ICHEOKU concurs and urges everyone to please live your life like you are going to die someday. Together lets help President Donald John Trump in his quest to Make America Great Again and for everyone. Salute
NORTH KOREA: YOU ARE SERVED!
"The DPRK should cease any consideration of actions that would lead to the end of its regime and the destruction of its people." - General James Maddog Mattis
NORTH KOREA SANCTIONED
ICHEOKU says but will the Michelin Tire man in Pyongyang bulge? Thats the million dollar question as the world awaits the effect of the latest world sanction that has been placed on North Korea and its diminutive leader, Kim Jung Un. ICHEOKU can't wait to see if this sanction successfully averts the looming war.
REINCE PRIEBUS FIRED!
ICHEOKU says the no nonsense, result orientated and driven 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, has let go his Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus. A man who believes in getting results seems to have had it with the lack of any legislative accomplishments in the last six months and had to rejig his White House staff. Reince Priebus was immediately replaced with General John F. Kelly, former Secretary of Homeland Security. ICHEOKU wishes Reince well and says hello welcome the people's general and hopefully he will bring order and efficiency to a White House that seems to have so many directors, none of which wants to submit to any other authority except the president. The millions of irredeemable deplorables of which ICHEOKU is a proud member watches with great expectation.
JUSTIN BIEBER FINDS JESUS, ABANDONS THE WORLD.
ICHEOKU says like they say, he has been captured by the Holy Ghost and as Christ latest ambassador, he will save a lot of lives for Jesus. The Canadian born superstar, as a result, has cancelled all his scheduled tours and said he will devote his time working hard towards getting good grades in God's book of judgment. ICHEOKU says with the so many suicides among entertainers and musicians, overachievers, who seemed to have become lonely and bored after reaching their peak, taking shelter under Jesus is a welcome life saving decision. ICHEOKU wishes Mr Bieber all the best in his epiphany to find meaning in life.
MCCAIN RETURNED FOR A CRUCIAL VOTE
ICHEOKU says the senior Senator from the great state of Arizona returned to Washington DC to cast a crucial vote to move the process forward. HIs scars are there, showing a man battle tested and who will not let a blood cloth surgery keep him down and away from joining this fellow Republicans in moving the president and his party's agenda repeal and replace Obamacare forward. ICHEOKU commends McCain's spirit and hereby wish him Gods speed in his recovery. Salute
A BETTER DEAL: A NEW MESSAGE BY DEMOCRATS.
ICHEOKU says it is not about sloganeering, but performance. So as the party of sore losers are out again dangling a carrot to the American people, lets hope they will provide same. Yes, they spent a better half of the year running a narrative which they know is false, claiming a Russian collusion. Now their lie have fallen flat and up to another gimmickry they go. Yes, they want to push another reset button, but this time not with Russia. It is with their own conscience. ICHEOKU wishes them well and says THE RUSSIANS DID IT nonsense was indeed very corrosive to their brand; which they pushed too far and for too long without any effect.
A NEW PRESS SECRETARY FOR THE WHITE HOUSE
ICHEOKU says she is Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who replaces former Press Secretary Sean Spicer who reigned his office. ICHEOKU says it is yet another act of empowering women by the same man, President Donald John Trump, whose detractors pillory for being an anti-women misogynist. Now you decide. ICHEOKU wishes the new secretary all the best in her new assignment. Congratulations Sarah.
LINKIN PARK COMMITS SUICIDE
ICHEOKU says so many unanswered cry for help has yet claimed another life. Linkin Park lead singer Chester Bennington, hung himself. He was 41 years old. May his restive soul now rest. Adieu.
FLOTUS MELANIA TRUMP DAZZLED IN RED
ICHEOKU says American First Lady Melanie Trump was smashing in her red ensemble. Watching her step off Air Force One had Chris De Burgh's song "The Lady in Red" rushing into mind, except that she was not dancing with ICHEOKU tonight. The verdict is universal that the beautiful Melania is indeed beautiful and vivacious too. Americans are pleased to have her representing the country in her capacity as the First Lady
BRAZILIAN LULA SENT TO PRISON FOR CORRUPTION
ICHEOKU says former Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva is going to prison for corruption. A Brazilian court found him guilty of taking bribes while in office and he will be spending about ten years in prison barring a successful appeal. ICHEOKU wishes Nigerians could similarly too send their kleptomaniac past leaders to prison for wanton corruption and vagrant abuse of office. Way to go Brazilians in holding your corrupt past leaders accountable.
ISIS LEADER ABUBAKAR EL BAGHDADI KILLED?
ICHEOKU says although without a body to conclusively determine that he has been killed, the Russians claim that the leader of ISIS caliphate Abubaka el Baghdadi was killed in an airstrike has been confirmed by a Syrian Observatory group. ICHEOKU says may he now proceed to paradise to claim his 70 virgins and then populate a caliphate all by himself.
MAITAMA SULE DEAD AT 88
ICHEOKU says he was very flamboyant and had oratorial skills. Yusuf Maitama Sule, the Danmasanin Kano, died at a hospital in Cairo, Egypt of old age related infirmities of pneumonia and chest infections. May his soul rest. Adieu.
FACEBOOK HITS 2 BILLION USERS LANDMARK
ICHEOKU says yes ICHEOKU is now one among the two billion humans who eyeball Facebook daily. What a milestone, having plus minus 4 billion eyes glued to the social media giant. ICHEOKU says congratulations to Mark Zuckerberg and his Team Facebook for achieving such a huge feat within a very short time of their existence.
UBER CEO TRAVIS KALANICK FORCED OUT.
ICHEOKU says good riddance as he was about taking down the company he took up to a global disruptor and forced so many other ride providing services out of business including many Taxi drivers and companies. Travis Kalanick made so many overtures to remain but the shareholders rebuffed him and demanded that he resign immediately and today, he is no longer the chief executive officer of the ride sharing company. ICHEOKU hopes Uber will find a more acceptable way to do business that is not its current plantation mentality based attitude.
CARRIE FISHER, A JUNKIE
ICHEOKU says a cocktail of illicit drugs were found in her system, leading to some opinion that she probably died of drug overdose induced heart attack. Drugs are not good for anyone; they kill.
HELMUT KOHL, DEAD AT 87
ICHEOKU says he was a German statesman, one of the longest serving Chancellor and presided over West and East Germany unification and he was an influential figure in Europe. Former Chancellor of Germany, Helmut Kohl died of old age related infirmities. He was 87 years old. May his soul now rest. Adieu Kohl.
UPS FACILITY SHOOTING LEAVES FOUR DEAD
ICHEOKU says it used to be the Post Offices culminating in the word going postal; but today the United Parcel Service is reeling under a disgruntled and aggrieved worker's turning the gun on his fellow employees, killing three of them before turning the gun on himself, bringing the total number of dead UPS workers to four. Yes, work place violence is a common happenstance in America, resulting from over stressed and overworked workers. Jimmy Lam was the suicidal gunman at San Francisco UPS facility. May the souls of the dead now rest.
ADNAN KHASOGGI: MONEY PERSONIFIED
“What did I do wrong? Nothing. I behaved unethically, for ethical reasons.” - Adnan Khashoggi, a personification of money.
SANYA RICHARD-ROSS, A BABY KILLER
ICHEOKU says she aborted her baby just to go to an Olympics and compete for a piece of metal called medal? What a demeaning of human life because as far as she was concerned, the baby's life is worth too little compared to her medal. Pitiful
REALITY WINNER IS THE LEAKER
ICHEOKU says the proverbial inside rat which has been telling other outside rats that there is a treasure trove of fish inside the house. Now one of the leakers of classified documents has been been busted.
GAME 2: WARRIORS BEATS CAVALIERS
ICHEOKU says Golden State Warriors beats Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 2 of NBA finals 132 to 113. With two game wins in their kitty it is off to Cleveland on Wednesday for Game 3. ICHEOKU wishes the Warriors God's speed in their quest to bring home the championship to California. Go Warriors.
PARIS CLIMATE ACCORD, BOOTED.
"I was elected to represent the citizens of Pittsburgh, not Paris." With those words the peoples' President of America, Donald John Trump, in keeping with his campaign promise, just pulled America out of the Paris Climate Accord. ICHEOKU says if only the rest of the world can take care of their environmental issues including clean air, clean water, less polluted navigable waters and bring it to par with America's, may be the environmental concerns would be solved without a need for an accord which is skewed heavily against America. ICHEOKU says the world is being smart by half in trying to play catch up to America by surreptitiously delaying America's progress with some accord while the rest of the world tries to catch up with it; otherwise why is China and India not similarly bound. ICHEOKU says congratulations to PDJT for manning up and courageously following through with his promise to always protect America's interest. Salute.
TIGER WODS BUSTED FOR DUI
ICHEOKU says the fact that he refused a sobriety test says it all. It tells a lot about the lucidity state of the former legendary golfer who was busted in Florida for driving under the influence. ICHEOKU therefore is not buying into the after the fact prepared statement that alcohol was not involved; that it was only mixed medications. Query: if it was not alcohol induced impairment, why did he refuse an on the spot sobriety test including a requested breathalyzer, leading to his being held over for close to five hours at the station. ICHEOKU hopes that he gets all the help he needs and find some other more acceptable ways of dealing with whatever it is that he is going through. The fact that he has not fully recovered, emotionally and psychologically, ever since his divorce from his former wife, Elin Nordegren, resulting in his plummet from his formerly Olympian heights in golf, is self evident. The world is waiting and watching to see if this is the end for the former golf great or it is just another bump on the road for a man who has been going down hill for sometime now.
MANUEL NORIEGA, DEAD AT 83
ICHEOKU says former Panamanian strongman or rather dictator Manuel Noriega has died. He died following complications from brain tumor surgery. He was 83 years old. May his soul rest. Adieu Noriega.
ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI, DEAD AT 89.
ICHEOKU says he was President Jimmy Carter's National Security Adviser. May his soul rest. Adieu Zinski.
PDJT ISSUES MARCHING ORDERS AGAINST ISLAMIST EXTREMISTS
"Drive them out. Drive them out of your places of worship. Drive them out of your communities. Drive them out of your holy land. And drive them out of this earth." ICHEOKU says couldn't agree more with the peoples' president Donald John Trump on the need to completely wipe these urchins out of this planet.
ROBERT MUELLER: SPECIAL COUNSEL FOR TRUMP RUSSIAN CONNECTION
ICHEOKU says hopefully the nearing schizophrenic far left liberals will accept whatever conclusions and findings reached by this particular counsel whose reputation is uncompromising candor. He who has nothing to hide fears no accusation and President Donald John Trump has no problem with the appointment. and neither does ICHEOKU. Therefore, ICHEOKU says nothing but a speedy investigation is expected, provided it is thorough and fair so that the president can continue governing and making America great again without all these needless distractions. However, another special counsel should be appointed to review Hillary Clinton's emailgate in the interest of fairness.
KARA McCULLOUGH IS MISS USA 2017
ICHEOKU says she is beauty and brain combined and her crown rightly earned. ICHEOKU says congratulations Kara and may your reign be scandal free. Salute
PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY OF FRANCE, THE MACRON
ICHEOKU says behold the newly elected President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte Macron. That the French people voted him to lead them tells a lot about the French and their freewheeling attitude of not holding people, especially their politicians and public figures, accountable. But hey, it is the French and they usually keep their things Frenchy. Congratulations President and First Lady Macron.
LE PEN: THE ANSWER TO FRANCE PROBLEMS, VOTE RIGHT.
ICHEOKU says the French must vote right and vote to take their country back. Marine Le Pen is the answer to the question how could France recover its glory. Save France today vote Madame Le Pen.
ALEX HERNANDEZ COMMITS SUICIDE
ICHEOKU says sometimes fame is a curse. Now Alex Hernandez, a former NFL player with the New England Patriots, serving life for his murder conviction, could not take the price of fame anymore and decided to end it. He forged a noose with his bed sheet and in went his head, and strangled himself to death. ICHEOKU says sometimes what we wish we had might not turn out to be good for us afterall. May his soul rest.
MOAB, THE MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS
ICHEOKU says if not for the costliness viz a viz the kill, then a good weapon it is. But to expend a $50 million weapon to just kill a few hundreds does not make great economic sense, not at all. But hey, it is a weapon and in the area of weaponry, such cost analysis does not usually have a say. A Mobile Ordinance Air Bust bomb honing down on its target in the mountains of Afghanistan.
OMAROSA SAYS I DO, FOR RICH OR RICHER.
ICHEOKU says the apprentice-made famous Omarosa Manigault, 43, and John Allen Newman, 61 are now husband and wife; provided according to Omarosa poverty never steps into their home. ICHEOKU wishes the couple happy married life. Congratulations Oma and Allen.
SWEDEN TERRORIST TRUCK ATTACK
ICHEOKU says if only they had hearkened to then candidate Donald Trump alert that Sweden is gradually losing their country to Islamist terrorism, may be they would have been more guarded. Now a truck has been driven into a crowd at a shopping mall killing some Swedes. ICHEOKU says would Europe ever get their continent back? Our condolences to those who lost their lives in the latest madness in Stockholm.
DON RICKLES, DEAD AT 91 YEARS.
ICHEOKU says he was a comedian extraordinaire and the world was entertained by him. May his comic soul now rest. Adieu Don.
TOMAHAWK RAINED DOWN IN SYRIA
ICHEOKU says the intelligent weapon that self navigates to its target.
DOMINIQUE OPUTA, CHARLEY BOY'S DAUGHTER
ICHEOKU says like her maverick father Charley Boy Oputa, Dominique Oputa, the apple, seems not to have fallen too far from the tree. Nice.
TERROR ATTACK IN LONDON
ICHEOKU says another attack in the heart of London and too close to the seat of democracy, the Parliamentary building; five people dead including the knife-welding terrorist and a police officer. ICHEOKU says is this Western world new normal or would a permanent fix be found for the malaise. May the souls of the killed rest.
SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT REMOVED.
ICHEOKU says South Korea's Constitutional Court has removed President Park Geun-hye from office over a graft scandal involving the country's big companies and a friend of the president. She becomes the first of such elected president to be removed from office. Icheoku wishes the country well in choosing a next president who will be above board and prays that other countries, especially those in Africa could boldly act in similar circumstances.
PDJT: A PROMSE KEEPER.
ICHEOKU says President Donald John Trump in his beast, enroute Congress to deliver his first speech since inauguration. ICHEOKU says God answered American peoples prayer in this president, a can-do guy who likes to get things done. May God keep him safe and guide him through his term in the White House.
THE FACE OF A KILLER, ADAM PURINTON
Icheoku says and he lost his mind, went into a pub and an Indian software engineer was shot to death. Another cuckoo land American in Olathe Kansas.
PDJT BOYCOTS CORRESPONDENTS DINNER.
Icheoku says can there truly be a White House Correspondents dinner without the chief host, the president? Now that the president is not attending, Icheoku wonders if indeed the dinner will still hold or will those correspondents so called lead a delegation of apologists to the president to pledge to report news and not made up ones. But hey, fake news correspondents might as well tough it out without the president and host a fake correspondents dinner,
H.R. McMASTER, THE NEW NSA
Icheoku says finally a successor to General Mike Flynn has been named. He is Lt General Herbert Raymond "H. R." McMaster. Icheoku says hopefully the desperate far left anarchists will let him be as he joins President Donald John Trump to help reposition America and make America Great Again.
NBA ALL STAR GAME 2017, THE WEST WINS.
Icheoku says what a beautiful game it was as Anthony Davis wins the MVP in an All Star National Basket Ball competition which saw the Western Conference win their Eastern Conference counterpart 192-182. ICHEOKU says congratulations to the West side.
THE BLIND SHEIKH, DEAD AT 78.
ICHEOKU says the Egyptian-born terror activist cum fiery cleric, Abdel Rahman aka The Blind Sheikh, who was linked to the 1993 World Trade Center bombing is dead. Abdel Rahman died of diabetes and coronary disease related natural causes in prison where he was serving a life sentence on several terrorism-related convictions. ICHEOKU says now he can go and rendezvous with his seventy virgins. Good riddance.
CNN: A VERY FAKE NEWS CHANNEL
Icheoku says when one thinks that just being a fake news purveyor was more than enough stigma, the Clinton News Network aka CNN has been graduated to a Very Fake News Channel, courtesy of the peoples President Donald John Trump. Icheoku says going forward, believe what you hear on CNN at your own peril. of misinformation.
GRAMMY AWARDs 2017
ICHEOku say and the Grammy goes to......
JEFF SESSIONS IS CONFIRMED.
Icheoku says he will definitely supervise very well a Justice Department that will help Make America Great Again. Hopefully, he will review some of the things that transpired before the election including the meeting in Arizona between Lauretta Lynch and Bill Clinton. Icheoku says congratulations Senator Sessions and may your reign bring back integrity in the Justice Department.
LADY GAGA'S HALF TIME SHOW, THRILLING.
ICHEOKU says Lady Gaga brought the house down during her thrilling halftime performance. Her cliff hanging entry was out of this world and she sang her hearts out. Above all, she stayed clear of politics, mindful that among the fans were people from different political divides and did not want to mess with anyone's happiness. Great performance.
BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS.
ICHEOKU wishes the expectant mother all the best. May God guide her through full term and a hitch-free successful delivery. Congratulations Mrs Carter and of course to Mr Carter too.
SALLY YATES, YOURE FIRED!
Icheoku says the no nonsense chief executive and the man who invented You're Fired has now applied the first on in office. President Donald John Trump fired the Acting Attorney General Sally Yates who will not or refused to do his job defending the laws of the United States of America. Icheoku says what a welcome development as such timely action will help straighten the public service.
PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP, TRUMPING.
ICHEOKU says just one week in office and already he Is moving the country really forward. Nice
PRESIDENT DJT AND FIRST LADY MEL..
Icheoku says the president took the First Lady to the ball, the inauguration ball, that is; and they looked a million dollar each. Icheoku says congratulations President Donald and First Lady Melanie Trump on your successful inauguration.
HILLARY CLINTON, RUEFUL?
Icheoku says she must not be a happy camper, watching from the sidelines instead of being the center of attention, sworn in as the first female president of America. Hillary Clinton must be wondering if only she had leveled with the American people; came clean with them and never had to delete and bleach wash 33,000 emails and tried to cover it up. Icheoku says she can blame the Russians all she wants, but she needs to look into the mirror to see a victim of self-destruct who inflicted on herself a mortal political injury. Good enough she soldiered to the inauguration but she will never recover nor forget the presidency that once again eluded her due to her own fault.
PROJECT MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BEGINS.
Icheoku says lets all join hands and together help Preisdent-Elect Donald John Trump Make America Great Again
GENE CERMAN: THE LAST MOONWALKER DEAD AT 82.
Icheoku says the last man still standing from the moon landing expedition, that is the very last man to ever walk the surface of the moon, Gene Cernan, is dead. Astronaut Cerman died of old age related causes. He was 82 years old. May his soul rest in peace. Adieu.
DOJ IG INVESTIGATES FBI COMY
Michael E. Horowitz, the Justice Department Inspector General said he will review how the FBI and Justice Department handled certain aspects of the Hillary Clinton email investigation; including FBI Director James Comey's news conference in July and his two letters to lawmakers in late October and early November. Icheoku says why pick and choose what to review; instead just review all the gaddam Hillary Clinton's emails including why she was not indicted following the case made for her indictment by the FBI. Only a total review will assure Americans that this is not part of the witch-hunt to diminish Donald Trump's presidential election victory as well as his coming presidency. Icheoku says Americans should demand all or nothing; it is either the IG reviews everything or nothing at all.
A MEDAL FOR JOE BIDEN
Icheoku says a teary eyed Vice President Joe Biden was decorated with a Presidential Medal of Freedom by his similarly outgoing boss President Barack Hussein Obama. What a final farewell parting gift for Joey, the boy from Scranton; who apparently have lost touch with his working class roots and could not deliver the working class Ross Belt Americans votes to Hillary Clinton. Anyway, his being Joe is enough to win him a presidential medal. Icheoku says congratulations Joey.
SOWORE OMOYELE OF SAHARA REPORTERS ARRESTED IN NIGERIA.
ICHEOKU says it is media cramp down time in Nigeria and the country is no longer conducive for freedom of expression. Icheoku says set Sowore Omoyele FREE.
OBAMA SAYS HIS GOODBYES, BUT DID NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
Icheoku says all the best to the outgoing president who lost many fans including Icheoku. He lost Icheoku when he drew a redline in the sand for Syria's Bashir Assad and walked away and secondly for killing African King Moummar Gaddafi. But hey, glad his knee jerk queasiness has finally approached its end and Icheoku looks forward to the Trump's MAGA presidency. So long Obama.
IRANIAN RAFSANJANI, DEAD AT 82.
Icheoku says former Iranian President Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani is dead. He was 82 years old and died of old age related infirmities of heart condition. He was president of Iran between 1989 to 1987. May his soul rest in peace. Adieu.
PORTUGUESE SOARES, DEAD AT 92.
Icheoku says former Portuguese President Mario Soares is dead. He died of old age natural causes of respiratory difficulties. He was 92 years old. He was President of Portugal from 1986 to 1996 and before then served as Prime Minister from 1976 to 1978 and again from 1983 to 1985. May his soul rest in peace. Adieu.
RUSSIAN HACK OF ELECTION, NO SMOKING GUN REVEALED.
“While Russia, China, other countries, outside groups and people are consistently trying to break through the cyber infrastructure of our governmental institutions, businesses and organizations including the Democrat National Committee, there was absolutely no effect on the outcome of the election including the fact that there was no tampering whatsoever with voting machines. There were attempts to hack the Republican National Committee, but the RNC had strong hacking defenses and the hackers were unsuccessful. - PE Donald John Trump.
FROM A GRATEFUL PEOTUS TO A BELOVED NATION
Happy New Year 2017, the year of Trump.
RUSSIAN SANCTIONS, DOES PUTIN CARE?
Icheoku says if advising Tzar Vladimir Putin will suggest he holds off any retaliatory fire and give PE DJT chance to first review before acting. The world does not need all these added tension to its already plate-full of problems. Like Rodney King said, can't we all just get along in this world, including America with the Russians?
CARRIE FISHER, DEAD AT 60
Icheoku says 2016 has refused to simply go away and has continued to claim more and more lives. The latest is Carrie Fisher, Princess Leia in the Star Wars Franchise. Carrie died of massive heart attack. She was 60 years old. May her soul Rest In Peace.
GEORGE MICHAEL, DEAD AT 53.
Icheoku says the British mega pop star, whose famous songs includes "Father Figure", is dead. George Michael was aged 53 years and died of natural causes; so far no foul play has been detected as his cause of death. George Michael was gay and could have contracted the AIDS or died of drug overdose; admitted, none of which has been confirmed as the cause of his death. Icheoku says what a year 2016 has been and which has refused to simply go away without causing further havocs. So many stars and celebrities have fallen just this year alone including Prince and now this guy. Icheoku says may his soul rest in peace; Adieu George.
ANIS AMRI, END OF ROAD FOR CHRISTMAS MARKET TERRORIST.
Icheoku says the police in Milan Italy shot and killed the Islamist terrorist who drove a truck into a Christmas Market in Berlin killing 19 people and injuring so many others. Tunis born Anis Amri, 24 years, was a foot soldier of Islamic Stat of Iraq and Syria ISIS. Icheoku says Angel Merkle of Germany needs to go, be voted out of office for Germany to begin to heal.
GERMAN TERRORIST ATTACKS, HOLD ANGELA MERKLE RESPONSIBLE
Icheoku says German people should bravely reject Angela Merkle and her pacifist approach of "understanding those innocent Muslims. Enough of the festering madness or how many more Germans need to be killed first before enough is finally enough. Icheoku's condolences to those killed and maimed at Berlin Christmas Market massacre by an Islamist terrorist with a truck.
ZSA ZSA GABOR DEAD AT 99.
Icheoku says to everything in life, there is an end; and so has the limelight hugging Hollywood lady, who married nine times and who once said that she is a great housekeeper because every man she divorced, she kept his house, is finally dead. Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was 99 years and died of old age infirmities including heart attack. She was survived by her husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt among others. Icheoku says rest in peace
THANKS TO TRUMP, IT IS ONCE AGAIN OKAY
To says Merry Christmas, America
PUTIN TAKES UP RESIDENCE IN CLINTON'S HEAD?
Icheoku says being in denial is a form of mental disease and Hillary Clinton is now afflicted and needs immediate mental health intervention. What a sore loser.
MERRY XMAS IS BACK IN AMERICA, HURRAY !
Icheoku says may God continue to bless and keep President-Elect Donald John Trump . Again, he has fulfilled one of his campaign promises to bring back Merry Christmas to America. Icheoku says MERRY XMAS AMERICA !!!
JOHN GLENN DEAD AT 95 YEARS OLD.
Icheoku says he was indeed an American hero extraordinaire and he lived a long fruitful life. Senator John Hershel Glenn, Jr. died of infirmities of old age. Icheoku says rest in peace the first American to orbit Earth, Adieu.
GHOST-SHIP FIRE IN OAKLAND CLAIMS SO MANY LIVES.
Icheoku says sometimes there is really something in a name. In Oakland California USA, an artists commune called Ghost-Ship was engulfed in an inferno which killed 36 people. The name seems to have brought the incident about. Unfortunately, baring the building being pulled down, the ghosts of the dead will find a new dwelling in the building and thereby making it truly a ghost abode. Icheoku says rest in peace the departed.
A 'MAD DOG' TO THE RESCUE.
Icheoku says it is about time America barked and bite too. No one can ensure this more than the mad dog himself, General James Mattis, who is now the Secretary of Defense designate. Icheoku says congratulations.
GAMBIA HAS A NEW PRESIDENT, BARROW.
Icheoku says The Gambia has elected a new president, Adama Barrow. He defeated incumbent President Yahya Jammeh in an election considered to be truly fair. The outgoing president has also conceded defeat which in itself is a very good sign coming from a continent that has been ruined by sit tight presidents. Icheoku says congratulations to both the incoming and outgoing for their victory and statesmanship respectively.
COL ABRAMS PASSES ON AT 67.
Icheoku says he was a dancehall and discotheque permanent fixture back in the day; but like all mortals, have now joined those who walked the land before him. Icheoku says rest in peace Colonel.
HILLARY CLINTON: AN AMERICAN REJECT IN DENIAL.
Icheoku says Ms Nasty Crooked Hillary Clinton is in denial and has refused to look into the mirror to see the actual reason why she lost starring back at her. First she blamed FBI's Comey letter to Congress; then Electoral college and now white women who did not gather around the first female presidential candidate for her loss. Icheoku says exactly what living a life of lie and being in denial looks like. Hopefully she will make a full recovery before this loss gets the better part of her, both body and mind.
IBRAHIM DASUKI, DEAD AT 93
Icheoku says the former Sultan of Sokoto who was deposed by Sani Abacha is dead. He died of old age related sickness, he was 93 years. Icheoku says rest in peace.
GWEN IFILL, DEAD AT 61.
Icheoku says the face of PBS and one of the few black faces on national television, Gwen Ifill, has died. She died of endometrial (uterine) cancer. Gwen was 61 years old. Icheoku says may her soul rest in peace.
JANET RENO, DEAD AT 78.
Icheoku says the former Attorney General of the United States of America under President Bill Clinton, who served between 1993 to 2001, has died. Janet Wood Reno, a known feminist and first woman to ever serve in that capacity, died of Parkinson related old age disease on November 7, 2016; one day shy of voting for her compatriot feminist Hillary Clinton. Icheoku says to Janet to say hi to David Koresh of Branch Davidian if you see him and apologize for the fiery roast that ended his life and that of his followers in Waco Texas. Adieu.
DONALD TRUMP, A GIANT KILLER
Icheoku says he has single handedly retired the two political families of America, the Bush and now the Clintons. Jeb fell victim to his masterstroke during the primaries and now he has rested Hillary Clinton with a resounding election victory. Icheoku says American people are grateful that finally this two albatross political families have been swiftly taken care or and out of American political landscape.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 8, VOTE TRUMP
Icheoku says vote for something, vote Trump and help Make America Great Again.
WORLD SERIES 2016 CHAMPIONSHIP, CHICAGO CUBS WINS.
Icheoku says exactly what a miraculous comeback looks like. From being down 0 - 3, they came back to win the baseball championship finals 4 - 3. Icheoku says some good news for Trump's campaign as those Clevelanders would be so depressed to turn out to vote as Lebron James told them. Icheoku says congratulations Cubs, what a joyous victory after over a 100 years drought.
HUMA ABEDI DUMPED?
Icheoku says exactly what being thrown under the bus really looks like. Used and dumped and there goes the woman who once used to be like a second daughter to now one of my former staffer. Icheoku says what an irony life is.
DONNA BRAZILE CAUGHT CHEATING?
Icheoku says the Democratic Party women are full of twists and turns and are now irredeemably bonded in crookedness and corruption. The latest being Donna Brazile, the acting chairperson of the party who replaced the erstwhile chairperson who was forced to resign last summer for playing hanky-panky with party elections. Now Donna Brazile has been caught helping Hillary Clinton cheat during the primaries debates; but whether she will be asked to follow suit her predecessor Debbie Wasserman Shultz and also resign, the jury is still out. What a basket of corrupt and crooked cheaters but if only the basket weaver can weave one for her fellow crooked fellows.
IF SHE COULD DO THIS MUCH DAMAGE AS SECRETARY OF STATE, IMAGINE WHAT SHE WOULD AS PRESIDENT?
Icheoku says the idea is so frightening that it should better be left for the imagination than given a chance at becoming a reality. She did this much with a boss she answered to, imagine when she becomes the boss without anyone to answer to. America, we deserve better as a people, hence we must elect someone that is beyond reproach and above corruption. Vote Trump and help him drain the swamp.
FBI READY TO RIGHT THE WRONG, REOPENS INVESTIGATION
Icheoku says it is about time as justice denied is a justice wronged. There should not be two treatments for two Americans under the law. So it will be nice to get to the bottom of this email saga.
COLIN POWELL HAS NO SHAME
Icheoku says after his leaked emails and now this endorsement? Exactly the swamp a President Donald Trump pledged to dredge in Washington DC.
BENIN HAS A NEW OBA
Icheoku says the ancient Bini Kingdom in Edo State Nigeria has a new king. Omo N’Oba N’Edo Uku’ Akpolokpolo Ewuare 11 was crowned the 40th Oba of the Kingdom. Icheoku says may his reign bring better things to his kingdom. He shall live and thrive.
DONALD TRUMP, THE NEXT POTUS.
Icheoku says Americans will elect Donald Trump on November 8 to give the country a new direction - CHANGE.
DUTERTE'S PHILIPPINES DIVORCES AMERICA?
icheoku says what a complete renunciation of a knee jerk Obama's foreign policy where redlines are flagrantly violated without consequences. Now a spooked Philippines has ran over to China. Simply shameful.
UNITED NATIONS Secretary General DESIGNATE.
Icheoku says former Portuguese Prime Minister Antonio Guterres, 67, is the newly elected United Nations Secretary General. He will succeed Bakin Moon on January 1, 2017. Icheoku says congratulations to the diplomat and hopefully he will begin to find solutions to the so many world problems including so many atrocious wars.
CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON, A JANUS WITH TWO FACES.
Icheoku says she has two personas - one which she wears in public and the other which she wears when in the privacy of her donor class and special interests. In the former, she pretends to be a compassionate Mother Theresa and in the latter her true self emerges, disparaging every American and compartmentalizing them into various baskets, from deplorables to basement dwellers to super predators. Now it has also emerged that privately Crooked Hillary Clinton is for OPEN BORDERS and FREE TRADE as well as for Bankers to reform banks. Icheoku says Crooked Hillary Clinton, simply too dangerous for America and cannot be trusted with the presidency. What a woman that is too greedy for power that she can say and do anything to grab power.
ROD 'THRILLER' TEMPERTON IS DEAD.
Icheoku says the man who penned Thriller for Michael Jackson is dead. Rod Temperton died of cancer, aged 66. He rose from a frozen fish factory worker to prominence, writing so many great hits including Thriller, Off The Wall, Rock With You, Give Me The Night, Sweet Freedom, Always & Forever, Boogie Nights etc. Two of his many client-artists are Donna Summer and Mariah Carey. A recluse of some sort who hates the limelight and who once said "he watches telly, catch up the news and maybe the phone will ring" in response to what occupies his time when not writing songs. Icheoku says rest in peace Mr Thriller and please say hi to MJ.
ISRAELI PERES, DEAD AT 93.
Icheoku says former Israeli president Shimon Peres is dead; died of old age related infirmities manifested as stroke. He was 93 years old. Icheoku says hopefully, alongside Yitzhak Rabin, Ariel Sharon and Yaser Arafat, they will continue to mediate the Middle East Peace Process. Rest in peace, Shalom.
AMERICA UNDER TERRORISTS ATTACKS?
Icheoku says three attacks in one day - one in New Jersey, one in New York and another one in Minnesota. Icheoku says what is exactly going on America? Only Donald Trump will end all these nonsense immigration that is not doing much to isolate and exclude Muslim terrorists.
BLEACH-WASHED EMAILS?
Icheoku says Crooked Hillary Clinton has repeatedly claimed that there is no smoking gun evidence of her complicity or corrupt enrichment from her deleted classified emails. In answer, Icheoku says although there may not be smoking gun but there are certainly some evidence of smoking coincidences.
CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON, DOUBLE VISIONED?
Icheoku says may be Americans should come together and proclaim Hillary Clinton an honorary president for a day and let her go take care of her health. It seems her quest for the presidency is taking needless toll on her and she does not know when to throw in the towel.
MOTHER TERESA NOW A SAINT, HURRAY.
Icheoku says praying through Mother Teresa can now speedily answer your prayers as she is now canonized saint of the Catholic Church. Mother Teresa is now Saint Teresa of Calcutta. Icheoku says all hail the saintly saint who has been described as an epitome of real christianity. According to one fan, "Teresa’s life had set a unique example to the world. She practiced Christianity. The majority of Christians only spend their time talking about it.” Icheoku says well said.
DILMA ROUSSEFF REMOVED.
Icheoku says former Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff stands impeached and is now removed as president, pronto.
JENNIFER LOPEZ JUMPS AGAIN?
Icheoku says unlucky and restless in love, Jenny from the block has once again dumped yet another boyfriend. At 47 and dating a 29 year old, one wonders what she expects from him. Casper Smart and J.LO has been dating since 2011. Icheoku says what exactly is Jennifer Lopez trying to prove or achieve by hopping through all these men, now six, who come through her swing doors. But hey, life is a bitch and she is certainly unlucky in love.
EARTHQUAKE IN ITALY LEAVES MANY DEAD.
Icheoku says a 6.2 magnitude earthquake struck Norica Perugia Umbria Italy. May God help his people.
SYRIAN BOY, A DISPLAY OF UNCANNY COURAGE.
Icheoku says what a five year old boy he really is that maintained his cool amidst a worst life experience any person could ever undergo. Omran Daqneesh, just 5-year-old, survived Aleppo bombing and instead of crying and wailing 'mommy mommy' like any other little five year old would, he was stoically brave and composed. Icheoku says what a remarkable little man of great courage.
USAIN BOLT, 9.8 SECONDS BOLT TO GOLD IN RIO
Icheoku says there is definitely something in a name afterall; and like a bolt of lightening, the Jamaican has once again done it. He wins yet another 100 meters race in Rio Olympics 2016. Icheoku says congratulations Usain.
RIO OLYMPICS 2016 BEGINS AFTER INITIAL HICCUPS?
Icheoku wishes the world gathered in Rio de Janeiro Brazil a successful hosting of the Olympiad
AMERICA MUST SAY NO TO SHARIA OF ANY KIND.
Icheoku says America's last bulwark to full blown sharia are men like this and a President Donald Trump leading decisively.
FATHER JACQUES HAMEL BEHEADED IN FRANCE BY ISIS
Icheoku says how many more lives would it take before the West realizes that Western culture and civilization is under threat by these murderous Islamists terrorists? Now they have beheaded a Reverend Father inside a church while he was celebrating a mass with the Eucharist, thus desecrating the Holy Church. From killing little innocent children to killing heavily pregnant mothers to now killing a priest. Icheoku says please somebody reassure Icheoku this is not now the new normal? Father Jacques Hamel was 80 years old. RIP.
DEBBIE WASSERMANN SHULTZ, AXED.
Icheoku says if Democratic Party chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Shultz could be forced to resign over the Democratic Party emails scandal, why not Hillary Clinton over her own emailgates scandal? Another evidence that there is one set of rule for the Clintons and another one for the rest of us.
CLINTON-KAINE, A LOSING TEAM DIMINISH AMERICA AGAIN.
Icheoku is still trying to understand the merits of the Tim Kaine choice for vice president; but so far, nothing outstanding and it does not appear any will materialize tomorrow. What a poor choice that brings nothing additional to the ticket, another evidence of Crooked Hillary's bad judgment credentials.
SEEKING SPANISH, WHY NOT JULIAN CASTRO?
Icheoku says Crooked Hillary Clinton slighted Hispanics by ignoring one of their rising star for a man who merely speaks Spanish.
RNC DAY 4, ENDS WITH A BANG
Icheoku says every American was pleased and impressed. Congratulations to RNC honchos as well as the presidential and vice presidential nominees Donald Trump and Mike Pence.
RNC CONVENTION DAY 3, PENCE EARNS HIS PIPS.
Icheoku says no wonder the quick assessing Donald Trump was able to see in him a viable vice president to work with. Icheoku, like many Trumpeters, is convinced that Mike Pence will help Donald Trump make America great again. Great speech Mike Pence delivered today at Cleveland. Congratulations.
RNC CONVENTION CLEVELAND 2016, DAY 2.
Icheoku says another wonderful day in Cleveland and it is all the way to the White House for the next president of the United States of America Donald Trump. Governor Christie strongly held the forte and Donald Trump Jr as well as Tiffany Trump also immensely pitched in.
COUP ATTEMPT IN TURKEY, STILL FLUIDY?
Icheoku says the attempted military putsch against the Sultan-President of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, appears shifty. It looks like it is not successful or it is being resisted by troops loyal to the Islamist president; who is trying to completely sharianize Turkey and turn it into an ultra Islamic Sharia Republic. Icheoku hopes that Turkish people can wrestle back their once beloved secular and free country from both those fundamentalist Islamists as represented in Erdogan as well as the military adventurists usurpers that are engaged in the current coup.
VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ALERT.
Icheoku says the next president of the United States of America Donald John Trump will announce the person who will help him make America great again, his vice presidential candidate on Friday, July 15th 2016 by 11.00am. Icheoku hopes that this his first decision will meet the expectations of the American people who are rooting for the man who will make America great again.
POLAND WINS EURO 2016 WITHOUT RONALDO
Icheoku says congratulations to the Portuguese.
HILLARY CLINTON, NOT FIT TO BE PRESIDENT
Icheoku says the Crooked One is completely compromised and will only auction America off; Go Trump, Vote Trump.
DALLAS POLICE SHOOTINGS, 5 OFFICERS DEAD.
Icheoku says time to end the gun violence in America is now, enough.
UNDERSTANDING TRUMP, READ MATTHEW 21:12-13
Icheoku says it is only his patriotic zeal that is driving his engine to make America great again. Go Trump; Vote Trump and help make America great again.
GERMANY EKES A WIN OVER ITALY
Icheoku suddenly found self rooting for Germany in their quarter final match against Italy. Like the racists every person is, Icheoku's heart went out to Jerome Boateng after his handling of the ball within the eighteenth, gave Italy a penalty kick with which they leveled with Germany. Icheoku knew that he would have been chewed out by an otherwise racist world media, particularly those in Germany for costing Germany their berth in the semis finals. Luckily, the good Lord was equally watching and decided to help save the situation. In a never seen before several misses in penalty kicks, both countries missed three kicks until Germany scored to clinch victory and secure a place in the semi finals. Icheoku says congratulations to the Germans and bless your heart Boateng and please do not handle the ball again.
WAYNE ROONEY AND HIS ENGLISH SIDE HUMBLED BY BOYS OF REYKJAVIK.
Icheoku says Karma is a bitch and following their Brexit, England national team have been ousted from Euro 2016 championship. A little known soccer playing nation Iceland defeated the once world famous England 2 - 1 and thus sent the Wayne Rooney English side back to England. Their national coach Roy Hodgson resigned following the calamitous disaster and Icheoku as well as the world expects Wayne Rooney to do the same. At least he should follow the example of Argentine Lionel Messi and make way for another more capable and able leader to emerge. Congratulations Iceland.
COPA AMERICA 2016, MESSI FAILS AGAIN.
Icheoku says a tree never a forest makes; and so it happened again that the diminutive soccer maestro Lionel Messi could not lift the championship trophy for his country Argentina. Not only did he not score any goal during the game, but he also missed a penalty kick and you wonder if his country lost to Chile due to his own failures. A soccer championship finals that went into overtime without producing a winner and was decided in a 4 - 3 penalty kicks in favor of Chile. Icheoku says congratulations Chileans for your back to back championship wins.
BRITISH PM CAMERON, RESIGNS.
Icheoku says a functioning society, a Prime Minister falls on his sword for unsuccessfully leading the campaign to remain in European Union. Icheoku wishes him well as the wishes of the people prevails over every other thing. Thankfully Britain is not a third world country where leaders do not take responsibility for their failings, hence the transition and any fall out from this development will be well cushioned. Whatever happens, Britain will survive and will solider on among the comity of nations. So long Cam.
TYRONN LUE, DELIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR CAVS.
Icheoku says his first time out as NBA coach and he returns home with a championship win. What a wonderful coach he is, Tyronn Lue of Cleveland Cavaliers. Icheoku says congratulations TL.
ORLANDO MASS MURDERER, GAY?
Icheoku says Omar Sadiq Mateen, the maniac who slaughtered 49 innocent Americans is himself a gay man, who was heavily conflicted about his sexuality. Latest available information has it that he frequents Pulse night club for dates and pickups; and you wonder if he was a jilted lover and decided to take it out on people he believed rejected him. Married in name only and for cultural acceptance but conflicted as to his sexual reality. What a maga dog this guy is that wrought this great havoc in Orlando.
OMAR MATEEN, THE FACE OF ORLANDO TERROR
Icheoku says Islamic terrorism must be named and shamed but only the president knows what is tying his lips from making these pronouncement. Rest in peace Pulse party revelers.
STEPHEN KESHI, DEAD AT 54.
Icheoku says awards winning former coach of Nigeria's national team Super Eagles, who won championship trophies both as a player and a coach, has died. Stephen Okechukwu Keshi died suddenly in what was an apparent heart attack in Nigeria. He was 54 years old. Icheoku says may his soul rest in peace and hopefully it was a natural causes and not diabolical. Adieu Keshi.
THE LEGEND TRANSMUTES.
Icheoku says may his boxing soul rest in peace. Mohammed Ali was 74years.
WARRIORS V. CAVALIERS NBA FINALS, ENCORE.
Icheoku hereby congratulates both the Western and Eastern Conferences champions, Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers; and as they meet again in a back to back NBA finals, Icheoku says may the better side win. Icheoku is somehow conflicted with both teams as one part of Icheoku roots for King James to deliver a title to Cleveland; while the other part roots for homie Warriors. Warriors won last 2015 and possibly might win again this 2016; but should Cavaliers win, it is going to be also good. Let the finals begin and let the fireworks explode.
GOOFY ELIZABETH WARREN, MISSING IN ACTION?
Icheoku says the wild eyed feminist from Massachusetts who recently forayed into the arena to take a cheap puck-shot at the people's prince, Donald Trump, has suddenly disappeared as she had appeared. Elizabeth Warren has gone the way of other Trump attackers and Hillary Clinton will follow suit. Go Trump; Vote Trump.
NRA ENDORSES TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT.
Icheoku says like NASCAR, the National Rifle Association has also endorsed Donald Trump for president of the United States of America. Icheoku says the more the merrier and hopefully they will help elect Trump and together, help make America great again.
CBS 60 MINUTES MORLEY SAFER, DEAD AT 84.
Icheoku says his death now brings to a close that iconic team that made 60 Minutes a very delightable show to watch every Sunday by 7.00pm. Morley now joins other previously departed 60 Minutes faithfuls Andy Looney, Bob Simons, Ed Bradley, Mike Wallace and Harry Radcliffe in the world beyond and hopefully they will still have their own version of 60 Minutes over there. RIP Morley.
EGYPTAIR FALLS OUT OF THE SKY.
Icheoku says Egyptair MS804 with 56 people and 10 crew members, enroute Cairo from Paris, fell out of the skies into the Mediterranean sea. Apparently there is no survivors and hopefully it is not terror related. What a tragic happenstance. Our hearts go out to the victims and their families.
PRESIDENT DILMA ROUSSEFF, SUSPENDED.
Icheoku says Brazillian senate has voted to begin impeachment process against President Dilma Rouseff, who now stands down now as president, suspended, pending the determination of the impeachment proceeding. She now follows in the footsteps of former President Fernando Collar de Mello who was similarly impeached from office in 1992. Hopefully Brazil will get its act together and resolve the political logjam before it takes a turn for the worse spiraling into a political turmoil. According to the suspended president, she is a "victim of great injustice."
PHILIPPINES HAS A NEW PRESIDENT, RODRIGO DIRTERTE
Icheoku says the foreboding of the things to come, a precursor to America's coming election, the people of Philippines have elected a bold and brash man as their next president. It is a testimony that chivalry is still alive and that strength as opposed to fine rhetorics is what people expect in a leader. Icheoku congratulates President-elect Rodrigo Dirterte and the people of Philippines on their election. Go Trump, Vote Trump and together lets make America great again.
PAUL RYAN TO BE CANTORED - SARAH PALIN
Icheoku says it is about time he paid a hefty price for daring to take sides in a dispute wherein he is an umpire. An adroit politic player should have stayed off the frail but not a Mitt Romney apologist eager to please his establishment backers. According to Sarah Palin, "His political career is over but for a miracle because he has so disrespected the will of the people, and as the leader of the GOP, the convention, certainly he is to remain neutral, and for him to already come out and say who he will not support is not a wise decision of his."
PAUL RYAN IN A BIND, SAYS NOT THERE YET?
Icheoku says he is part of the establishment politicians sweating so hard to stop Trump. He is a Congressman and has unsuccessfully ran for the Republican Party's presidential primaries in the past; he also once ran as vice presidential candidate of Mitt Romney and is currently the Speaker of Congress. So it is not hard to see the shackles holding him down from making a full throttle embrace and endorsement of presumptive nominee Donald Trump. His conflicts of loyalty and interest are weighing heavily on him, especially with the already anti-Trump stance of his former presidential team-master Mitt Romney. He is a politician with eyes to a future of higher callings and does not want to step on toes or burn bridges that he will need to crossover. So he was being careful and hedging his bets when he weighed in on candidate/nominee Donald Trump. According to Speaker Paul Ryan, "I am not ready to support Speaker Ryan's agenda. Perhaps in the future we can work together and come to an agreement about what is best for the American people. They have been treated so badly for so long that it is about time for politicians to put them first!" Icheoku says things will eventually settle down at the right time, so let the campaign against the Crooked Hillary begin and begin earnestly.
JOHN KASICH SAYS ME TOO, SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN.
Icheoku says what took him so long? A candidate who had less delegates than so many other candidates who dropped out of the race a long time ago. He would have taken a cue since and dropped out when it would have mattered most, after winning only his State of Ohio with nothing else to show as his participation trophy since then. Anyway, it is now Trump all the way and into the White House come November. Go Trump; Vote Trump.
TED CRUZ KNOCKED OUT AND SUSPENDS CAMPAIGN
Icheoku says finally he did what he would have done a long time ago having no pathway whatsoever to the nomination. The tag team gang-up with John Kasich failed; nomination of Carly Fiorina as vice presidential candidate flopped; preaching to the choir of his agenda also fell on deaf ears. He could not shake off the stigma of a Lyin' Ted and that sunk his boat. With no option left, he has to bow out and out he bowed. Icheoku says so long Ted.
FIORINA TUMBLES DOWN, THE PRELUDE?
Icheoku says Ted Cruz's presidential running mate, Carly Fiorina, took one for the Lyin' Ted when she stumbled and fell down while introducing the Lyin' Ted at an event in La Porte Indiana. Icheoku says possibly the Gods are angry at the Lyin' Ted, a drowning man, for clutching at whatever straw he can find to hold unto. What a sure ominous sign which does not bode well for the comical campaign of the Lyin' Ted and the 'Look At That Face' Fiorina. Icheoku says the Gods are wise as the sacrifice has no offals and no one needs a soothsayer to interpret the omen. Go Trump; Vote Trump.
OBA OF BENIN, DEAD AT 93.
Icheoku says Oba of Benin, Omo N'Oba N'Edo Uku Akpolokpolo Erediauwa 1, is dead. He died of old age related infirmities after being on the throne of his ancestors for 37 years. Erediauwa was 93 years old. Icheoku says adieu, King of Benin Kingdom.
LYIN' TED IS LOSING HIS MIND, NAMES A RUNNING MATE.
Icheoku says what other evidence of desperation of a drowning man who catches any and every straw around. After suffering the worst shellacking of any kind known in political primaries, the man who holds bible up in one hand, drops it and starts lying, has presumptuously named Carly Fiorina his vice presidential running mate. Icheoku says can one give what he does not have; otherwise how can a person who is not a presidential candidate name a vice presidential candidate. Icheoku says Lyin' Ted has once again not only lied to himself but to Carly Fiorina. This Ted, Americans don't trust and cannot trust because he is Lyin' Ted.
CRUZ AND KASICH, FACES OF CONSPIRATORS.
Icheoku says their gang-up will go burst. Losers they are and losers they will always forever be. Go Trump; VOTE TRUMP.
CHYNA DEAD AT 46, RIP
Icheoku says WWE female phenom, dubbed 9th Wonder of the world, Joan Marie Laurer aka CHYNA is dead. She died of complications from drug overdose. She was 46 years old. A woman of may parts, after her wrestling career, she dabbled into Reality Television with Surreal Life, posed for Playboy magazine, taught English in Japan and also acted pornography movies. But she had her monkey of drug addition which saw her participate in Celebrity Rehab; but she never actually truly kicked the habit and eventually lost her life to it. Icheoku says rest in peace Chyna.
SAY NO TO CROOKED HILLARY.
Icheoku says voting for Hillary Clinton is accepting things as they are. Need change, do not vote for the woman who has a lot to hide. VOTE TRUMP.
SHEIKH IBRAHIM EL ZAKZAKY, SEEING HELL?
Icheoku says the reason why it is not advised to mess with unknown soldiers, now permanently blinded in one eye as well as other sustained internal damages. But hey, ......
TUNJI BRAITHWAITE, DEAD AT 82 YEARS
Icheoku says may his restless soul now rest. Adieu Mr Socialist in name only, but acute Capitalist in reality.
BERNIE SANDERS ROUTS HILLARY CLINTON 3 - 0
Icheoku says another clear evidence that nobody really likes the 70 year old grandmother. Alaska, Washington and Hawaii just added their voice that Americans want to pivot from politics of the past and particularly the Clintons and the Bushes and their message is clear.
LOW ENERGY JEB ENDORSES LYING TED
Icheoku says wonders shall never end and in the silly season of politics, strange things do happen. Imagine the low energy JEB, who blew hundreds of millions of dollars on his own failed candidacy without much to show for it, not even one state win; now is pretending to confer something on the lying Ted Cruz. Anyway, by the endorsement, Ted Cruz is now tainted as an adopted establishment candidate. Ted Cruz will mortgage American peoples' interest to the same entrenched interests that have held it down for so long. Ted Cruz, not a person we can trust to shake things up and get the country moving again. Say no to liars, reject the lying Ted as no American wants a low energy presence in the White House. VOTE FOR TRUMP.
ROB FORD, FORMER TORONTO MAYOR, DEAD AT 46
Icheoku says the crack-cocaine smoking former Mayor of Toronto Canada and a Rush Limbaugh look-alike, is dead. Rob Ford died of cancer at a youthful age of 46 years. He shot to international limelight when he was caught and admitted to smoking crack. Icheoku says although he did not heed the advise of Whitney Houston that 'crack is whack,' he however did not die of his addiction. Icheoku says rest in peace the man dedicated to his people. Adieu Rob.
INTEL'S ANDY GROVE, DEAD AT 79.
Icheoku says rest in peace Mr Micro-Chips as what you helped create will continue to power so many electronic gadgets for so many years to come. Adieu.
BEAUTY PERSONIFIED.
PUTIN'S RUSSIA PULLS OUT OF SYRIA.
Icheoku says the proverbial strongman of Russia quickly found out that gunboat diplomacy takes guts and resources. Now, scared of being bled in Syria and suffering the fate of former Soviet Union in Afghanistan, the man who calls all the shots in Russia, Vladimir Putin, has beaten a retreat and ordered his military out of Syria. Icheoku says what a man that often thinks that braggadocio is tantamount to strength. But hey,......
HILLARY CLINTON, A HEAVILY FLAWED CANDIDATE.
Icheoku says the Democratic Party is running on empty this election year. If nominated will not be allowed to run by DOJ's indictment. If she runs will not win as Americans are tired of the Clintons and American women said not this particular woman. Anyway, regardless, Donald Trump will wipe the floor clean with her in November.
JAMES OCHOLI, MURDERED?
"His driver slammed on the brakes after receiving a radio message from the security car behind the minister’s main vehicle alerting him to a low pressure on one of the back tires. The driver’s panicked reaction precipitated an accident as the security vehicle then rammed into the minister’s vehicle, which somersaulted several times, instantly killing Mr. Ocholi and his first son. Mrs. Ocholi was subsequently pronounced dead after she was taken to a hospital." ICHEOKU queries: how close was the security vehicle to notice that the tire had low pressure? Second, how possible is it that a driver driving such a top state official is not experienced enough to feel the rough drive usually associated with low tire pressure? What made the driver to panic instantly as to force immediate full braking of the vehicle? How could a vehicle following at a safe distance ram into the minister's vehicle triggering the somersault which led to the accident and eventual death? Icheoku says something does not sound right here as the account of what happened suggests that a hit job was done on the minister; but where the order came from is the only thing subject to resolving here. Change has indeed come to Nigeria.
BEN CARSON RESTS PRESIDENTIAL BID.
Icheoku says a campaign that never took flight finally floundered and sputtered to an end. He could not even keep his eyelids up to hold open his eyes; always fidgeting and twiddling his fingers and rubbing his hands with such uninspiring aura that is not what American presidency deserves nor desires this 2016. Icheoku says Ben Carson should try his hands in pastoring a church where he will be a perfect fit but certainly not the dreamed presidency. A case of monkey do, monkey see and monkey wan do. Yes, Obama became president, so why not him. Anyway, nobody will actually miss him; so long Doc.
MITT ROMNEY HAS NOTHING ON TRUMP.
ICHEOKU says a failed loser who lost to a nigger, the angry conceited Mitt Romney is now telling Americans what? ICHEOKU says this particular Mormon who tied his family dog on roof of his car for a twelve hour journey thinking the dog was having fun, has nothing to tell Americans about their dear Donald Trump which is worth any iota of weight. So Americans, remember he is Mitt the Grinch as you listen to whatever gibberish he has to say; if only he could first return Trump's money for credibility. What a jealous nymph.
HILLARY CLINTON WINS SOUTH CAROLINA WITH BLACK VOTES.
Icheoku says the Democratic Party will be making a big mistake fielding the woman nobody likes in America. They will be doing so at a great risk of losing the general election to Donald Trump as she is not drawing any new enthusiasts to the party. Anyway, congratulations Hillary Clinton for gingering black sentiments to victory.
FIFA HAS A NEW PRESIDENT, GIANNI INFANTINO
Icheoku says hopefully he will help clean up the cesspool of corruption FIFA became under former President Sepp Blatter and restore its image to what it should represent. Icheoku says congratulations.
DONALD TRUMP WINS AGAIN, NEVADA.
Icheoku says congratulations Donald and together lets make America great again. Icheoku says Donald Trump BUILD THAT WALL, the great wall of America, built by Americans and paid for by Mexico. Go Trump!!
UBER DRIVER KILLS PEOPLE
Icheoku says the Kalamazoo Michigan killer is a driver with Uber. So fellas beware as the next one you hail might be an ax-murderer who could whack you right inside his vehicle. 45-year-old Jason Dalton drove to three locations in the Kalamazoo area where he shot several people, killing six and wounding two others.
JEB BUSH EATS THE HUMBLE PIE, DROPS OUT.
Icheoku says if only he had listened to his mother who earlier counseled him that the American people have had enough of the Bushes, may be he will not be so disgracefully forced to quit his presidential campaign bid. Icheoku however disagrees with JEB that wasting over $100 million with nothing to show for it but mediocre outing is tantamount to running a good campaign. Anyway, a good riddance to an intending political dynasty which American people frowns at. So long JEB and go make peace with Donald Trump that he may consider you for a cabinet position.
BOUTROS BOUTROS GHALI, DEAD AT 93.
Icheoku says Egyptian born former United Nations Secretary General Boutros Boutros Ghali is dead. He died of natural causes at a very ripe old age of 93 years. He held sway at the world body between 1992 to 1994. Icheoku's favorite quotes of his include:- “But the Roman empire had no need of diplomacy. Neither does the United States.” and “Nobody is interested in the poor countries in Africa or anywhere in the world." Icheoku says true to type, for speaking up to the powers that be, they made sure that he did not enjoy a second term at the world organization. Icheoku says rest in peace BBG. Adieu son of Africa.
SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SCALIA DEAD AT 79.
Icheoku says his death now makes it possible for President Barack Obama to appoint a more liberal justice to the United States Supreme Court and peradventure water down the conservativeness of that court. Justice Antonin Scalia, a fiery eyed red-hot conservative, was appointed to the Supreme Court by late President Ronald Reagan in 1986. Icheoku says may his conservative soul now rest in peace. Adieu Justice.
MADEILENE ALBRIGHT, SATAN'S AMBASSADOR TO AMERICA.
Icheoku says she is prowling, ready to take American women who are not supporting Hillary Clinton to the hottest spot in hell. A special place reserved for women who do not support women. But hey, American women just said not this particular kind of woman, Hillary Clinton.
DENVER BRONCOS WINS SUPER BOWL 50
Icheoku says congratulations to Pat Manning and his boys.
DROWNING JEB SENDS SOS TO 90 YEAR MOM?
Icheoku says how else does anyone identify a drowning man than he that is struggling to catch every straw floating by. Imagine the "LOW ENERGY" John Ellis Bush now calling on his 90 year mother, Barbara Bush, to please come to his rescue and help persuade the American people on his worthiness for president? Icheoku says the problem is not in the microphone but in American peoples' fatigue with the Bush as well as the Clinton name. Americans say no more of both families because governing America is not a family-members only affair. Just wondering who he will call when governing or negotiating with Putin becomes tough; May be his daddy? Why not for the mommy's boy.
AN AFRCIAN BEAUTY TO GRACE YOUR DAY
GLENN FREY, AN EAGLE TILL DEATH.
Icheoku says Eagles rocker Glenn Frey promised that he will remain an Eagle till death. In his own words, he said, “It was becoming increasingly apparent to me that, no matter where I went or what I did, for the rest of my life I would always be an Eagle.” Icheoku says very prophetic indeed as he died an Eagle. Rest in peace GF.
OSCARS MAELSTROM, JUST A TIP OF THE ICEBERG.
Icheoku says racism in America is a fact of everyday life and no place is spared of it. Icheoku once had a stint in a law firm of about 800 lawyers with only two black lawyers therein. Even our television screens screams of white only America in the faces of presenters and anchors; so what is the fuss about that the Oscars are kowtowing the cue? However, Icheoku is glad that some Hollywood heavy-hitters, who are black, tired of don't disturb their groove attitude, are finally voicing their concerns.
DAVID BOWIE, 69; DIES OF CANCER.
Icheoku says rock on Mister Rocker and may the angels now enjoy your entertainment prowess. Adieu.
NARUTO, THE SELFIE TAKING MACAQUE.
EL CHAPO BUSTED.
Icheoku says at least he got his six months of freedom after tunneling his way out of prison and now Joaquín Guzmán Loera aka El Chapo, the Mexican drug lord has been re-captured. Channeling Paul Bremer's Saddam Hussein's capture announcement as well as former President George Bush exuberant announcement aboard the aircraft carrier, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, said “Mission accomplished: We have him”; admitted he did not prefix it with "ladies and gentlemen" and replaced "got" with "have." Usually there is no hiding place for the gold fish.
SAUDI ARABIA EXECUTES SHIITE CLERIC NIMR.
Icheoku says gradually the war of worlds of Islamic sects is coming to a hilt as a likely showdown between the two custodians of Sunni and Shia (Shiite), Saudi Arabia and Iran is now looking more likely and their continued saber rattling is growing louder. Peradventure the execution of Sheikh Nimr al-Nimr will provide them the much needed fuse to ignite their world of supremacy war. Meanwhile who knows if President Muhammadu Buhari of Nigeria will equally execute the other leader of Shiites in Nigeria Sheikh Ibraheem el Zakizaky who is being detained in Nigeria? The world including Icheoku is waiting and watching.
NATALIA COLE, DEAD AT 65 YEARS.
Icheoku says adieu Nat and now you would join your father King in serenading the heavens. So long.
HOVER-BOARDING PRIEST, SO COOL AND HIP.
Icheoku says the reason why the Catholic church is losing so many parishioners is their vice hold on ancient traditions in this modern times. They are stuck on yesterday while the whole world has since gone the opposite direction, leaving them behind. So what is wrong in a Fillipino catholic priest riding among his congregants on a hover-board, thus bringing some pep and modernity to preaching the gospel. Unfortunately just like pentecostal churches are eating their lunch because they are stuck up on boring traditions, so will they continue to frustrate parishioners out of their church, tired of sitting through drab and boring gospels. Icheoku says there is nothing wrong with a hovering man in long white cassock, it is cool; so please just let that priest do his thing as our Lord Jesus will have nothing against that.
THIS MAN IS BREAKING THE LAW, PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI THAT IS.
Icheoku says in a democracy, a court of competent jurisdiction gave an order but his government is refusing to honor the court's ruling and release Nnamdi Kanu. Icheoku says despotism has come back to Nigeria and the gains of the past sixteen years of democracy is gone. Buhari, Icheoku says obey court's order, release Nnamdi Kanu.
CHELSEA AND JOSE MOURINHO PARTS WAYS.
Icheoku says the firing of the award winning manager of Chelsea is yet another testament that one is as good as what he or she brings to the table. All his storied record with the club notwithstanding, no one remembered when it came time to let him go that the sun does not shine always. But hey, failure has no companion and he was hired regardless to bring home the bacon which he has failed to do so far very recently. But hey, Jose will be fine and Jose will find something to do as he is one heck of a good coach. From Icheoku to Mourinho, good luck and all the best; and after the rainfall usually comes sunshine. The fog of defeat will surely lift off.
FOR THE LOVE OF BIAFRA, THEY FEEL LOVE.
Icheoku says not the monster Yakubu JACKAL Gowon's starvation could stop their love for each other.
BIAFRA, THE SUN SHALL RISE AGAIN.
Icheoku says set IPOB's Nnamdi Kanu, director of Radio Biafra, FREE !!!
BUHARI NOW HAS A CERTIFICATE !!!
Icheoku says finally, the president has cured his certificate malaise and can now proudly present his certificate whenever required or requested. All hail the doctor-president of Nigeria.
DANIEL HOLTZCLAW OF OKLAHOMA, CONVICTED.
icheoku says what a pleasant verdict it is that an all white jury convicted all American white police officer for his crimes against the same people he was sworn to protect and serve. According to Oklahoma County DA, David Prater, "Justice was done today, and a criminal wearing a uniform is going to prison now." Icheoku says concurs and says indeed very regrettable!
NORTH FACE FOUNDER DOUGLAS TOMPKINS, DEAD AT 72.
Icheoku says he died doing what he loves best, taking on the outdoor, kayaking on General Carrera Lake in Patagonia Chile. Rest in peace.
OSCAR PISTORIUS IS A MURDERER.
Icheoku says every legal mind has always known that the South African judge who convicted Oscar erred with her manslaughter verdict. Finally at last, a Daniel has come to judgment and the murderer has been appropriately tagged. Now he can go do his real time for the real crime of murder of a damsel whose only crime was loving a man without legs an she paid for it with her life. Icheoku says Oscar Pistorius is an animal who deserves no mercy and should have the book thrown at him.
MR AND MRS TERROR?
Icheoku says who goaded who, the madam or the master? America may never know but if what Lady Macbeth did to Macbeth concerning Duncan is anything to fall back to, then Icheoku agrees that women usually have overbearing influence on men. In the San Bernardino mayhem, Tashfeen Malik may have been the instigator who convinced Syed Farook into waging a terrorist jihad on innocent Americans? But hey, just a speculation.
JUSTICE OR BIAFRA?
Give us Biafra says the children of Biafra!!!
THE ABORTION CLINIC KILLER, ROBERT LEWIS DEAR.
Icheoku says he said "no more baby parts"; yet he killed three fully grown adult human beings while allegedly protesting the "killing" of unborn fetuses. Robert Lewis Dear, the Colorado Springs Planned Parenthood killer, killed a police officer Swasey, Ke'Arre M. Stewart and Jennifer Markovsky, over what he termed the organization's selling of aborted fetuses body parts as captured in a video.
HASNA AIT BOULAHCEN, THE WOMAN WHO BLEW HERSELF UP.
Icheoku says what will make this woman take her life must be something very dear to her or she is mentally too ill to know any better. God help us from these suicidal maniacs.
ABDUL-HAMID ABU QUD, FRANCE MOST WANTED TERRORIST KILLED
Icheoku says there is no safe place for those who will do us harm as another one of their mongrel bites the dust and can never do any person any more harm.
ABDUL-HAMID ABU QUD, FRANCE MOST WANTED TERRORIST
Icheoku says what is driving this extremism; is it crass neglect and the need for revenge or simply a cry for help from a society that seems to have become deaf and tuned out to the plights of the lowly of this world. Whatever be their reason or motivation, Icheoku says blackmailing has never been an acceptable preferred bargaining tool. Say no to terrorism, help find this man.
RHONDA ROUSEY RETURNS, ASHAMED?
Icheoku says the ever showy UFC lady who was decimated by Holly Holms returned to Los Angeles covering her face in shame. Icheoku says there is nothing to be ashamed with failing, you just gonna get up and soldier on. But with Rhonda, she has convinced herself that is she is superhuman and invincible, who no one could beat, hence the overwhelming feeling her loss in Melbourne Australia has become. Now the girl who likes to let everybody know who is calling all the shots could not even brave showing her face. Icheoku says what a huge joke life is that plays such a cruel joke on people.
FREE NNAMDI KANU of RADIO BIAFRA!!!
Icheoku says to President Muhammadu Buhari, enough of this overkill; please let the man go.
BIAFRA, WHAT SAY YOU NIGERIANS?
Icheoku says admitted a united Nigeria is preferred but the continuos treatment of some Nigerians as not bona fides is threatening the very fabric of the union. This was me in Biafra; but hey not afraid to have a relive or a rerun and a do over at it. So Nigerians the option is to solve the problem triggering the agitation by ensuring a more equitable, just society for all as equals.
FIFA U-17 WORLD CUP CHILE 2015, AN ALL AFRICAN FINALS.
Icheoku says it is an all African affairs as Nigeria which routed Mexico 4 - 2 faces another African country Mali which defeated Belgium 3 -1. It is going to be a beautiful finals as both teams have good ball jugglers and are equally strong with great stamina. Admitted that Mali beat Croatia that beat Nigeria, but it is going to be a good soccer outing and Icheoku predicts a Nigerian victory over Mali but by a small margin. Congratulations Nigeria and Mali and may the better side win it for Africa.
HILLARY CLINTON, READY TO LOSE TO ANOHTER NIGGER?
Icheoku says the war house of Democratic Party's Hillary Clinton must be frantic at the news that Ben Carson is currently polling at par with her. At 47% electability for both candidates, it must be deja-vu 2008 when "the boy who is supposed to be serving them tea" trounced the wife of former President Clinton. Icheoku asks will Hillary Clinton afford to suffer another loss in her bid to occupy the White House to yet another blackman? Only time will tell.
KANSAS CITY ROYALS WINS WORLD SERIES.
Icheoku says congratulations KC; it was a victory well earned.
FRED THOMPSON, DEAD AT 73.
Icheoku says Law and Order Arthur Branch, former presidential candidate aspirant and United States Senator from the State of Tennessee, whose face adorned many television commercial including a reverse mortgage company, Republican Fred Thompson, is dead. He was 73 years old and died of Lymphoma related causes. May his soul now rest. Icheoku says adieu to Mr. Swagger.
AMERICA, WE HAVE A NEW SPEAKER RYAN.
Icheoku says at least a somewhat consolation prize for the once ran presidential candidate and unsuccessful vice presidential candidate. Icheoku hopes the fringed right wing religious fundamentalists of the Republican Party will allow him do his job. To Speaker Paul Ryan, Icheoku says hearty congratulations!
OPRAH WINFREY'S WEIGHT WATCHERS GAMBLE?
Icheoku says forget Oprah; the secret is to stop eating. Just seal up the mouth and the weight will go away. So any other counseling is but a gibberish meant to fleece fat ones of their hard earned money. Now you know.
BIAFRA, KEEP HOPE ALIVE.
Icheoku says while a united Nigeria is preferred but continuing a systematic policy which ensures this state of affairs in Southeast Nigeria is instigating to say the least.
MARITAL DIFFICULTIES, YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
"Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail." - Aston Kutcher, Demi Moore's former boy-husband.
JOEY IS OUT, NOT RUNNING.
Icheoku says it appears Vice President Joe Biden could not afterall find the needed fire in the belly to prosecute the 2016 presidential election campaign. As a result, he has bowed out of a possible run, blaming family and time as factors against. Icheoku says it would have been difficult winning based on the record he shares with President Barack Obama. Anyway, it makes it now much easier for Donald J Trump to make an easier dash for the White House, provided of course he picks a minority, probably Ben Carson, as his running mate. Icheoku wishes Joey all the best.
RADIO BIAFRA NNAMDI KANU, A SALUTE TO COURAGE.
Icheoku says to believe in a cause and be ready to suffer some inconvenience as well as to die for it if need be is courage defined. For this reason, Icheoku hereby recognizes Nnamdi Kanu as a man of great courage who in his pursuit of the realization of Biafra, using his own weapon of mass dissemination of information, Radio Biafra, has now been made enemy of the Nigeria state. Admitted a one Nigeria is preferred but reasons for the agitation for an independent state of Biafra is everywhere. Kudos NK.
DIEPREYE ALAMIEYESEIGHA, DEAD AT 63.
Icheoku says all his struggles has come to this, lifeless; and you wonder whether all the troubles people go through in their attempt to be this and that is indeed worth the effort afterall. But hey, like every mortal, DSP has now gone to meet his maker and to account for his stewardship on this earth while it lasted. May his soul now rest.
ISSA HAYAOTU, FIFA ACTING PRESIDENT.
Icheoku says the embattled president of FIFA Sepp Blatter has finally been forced to step aside as FIFA tries to find its way out of the woods that is its current corruption quagmire. To act in his place is the African Confederation Chairman Cameroonian Issa Hayaotu. Icheoku says whatever as FIFA needs a total outsider to come in and clean house. Issa Hayaotu has been there for as long and might equally be part of the problem rather than the solution. But hey, the world is watching the house of football/soccer to see how it comes out of its dug hole. Congratulations Issa for at least being the first blackman allowed into the FIFA executive chair.
JORDAN DAVIS FOUNDATION INC.,
Icheoku had a chance meeting with the father of Florida playing loud music murdered teenager, Jordan Davis. It was an exhilarating experience indeed; moreso as all the story of murdered Jordan was world wide and merely a static until a human face of the tragedy crossed our path. Icheoku discussed extensively some problems of blacks in America before we shook parting hands. He gave Icheoku an armband and a card, picture of both are posted here. Icheoku has not lost a child and cannot pretend to know what type of irate feeling it must be for a parent to lose his child in the manner Jordan was murdered - simply for playing music in his own car which the assailant who parked nearby considered to be too loud. A matter made worse because he never gave Jordan the choice of tuning down the music OR...? Anyway, this is a shout out to Ron Davis and our little way of keeping the issue alive.
PILOT DIES MIDAIR, WHAT A SCARE!
Icheoku says it reads like the stuff Hollywood horror movies are made of. 147 passengers and five crew on a cross country flight from Los Angeles to Boston and suddenly the man behind the controls gives up the ghost inside the cockpit. But thankfully for a co-pilot, the story was not told much differently. Icheoku wonders whether some plane crashes are as a result of pilots getting incapacitated midair. American Airlines Flight 550 is an Airbus A320 plane.
TRUMP, YOU'RE HIRED!!!!!
Icheoku says but wait, not that so fast, as you must first cross the Republican Party's nomination hurdle and then have Hillary Clinton to smother before grabbing the keys to the White House from President Barack Obama, THAT ONE who was born in Kenya. What an interesting time we live in, now in America, with a Donald Trump who wants to be president. Icheoku says best of luck Donald with both the intention, the plan and possibly its successful execution.
BUHARI HIJACKS OIL MINISTRY.
“I will remain Minister of Petroleum." - President Muhammadu Buhari. Icheoku says as if he has done creditably well with just being president of Nigeria? Now PMB has added or rather appropriated to himself yet another portfolio - minister of OIL? Now go figure how everything will go asleep in Nigeria under a Baba Go Slow president who is now doubling as Minister of Petroleum. Like the Ota Deity, Baba Iyabo Olusegun Obasanjo, who equally doubled as Petroleum Minister, these army men are simply taking Nigerians for a ride, arrogating to themselves all these holier than thou, unearned and unmerited, status. What a leper colony Nigeria has become that cannot even stand up and face down this despot or did he call himself a "converted democrat" and you wonder wherein is the conversion in this man. What a shame!
BUHARI GREEN-LIGHTS BIAFRA?
“As we engage in these annual debates, we need remind ourselves of the principles that led to the founding of the United Nations. Among those are peaceful coexistence and self-determination of peoples. In this context, Mr. President, the unresolved question of self-determination for the Palestinian people and those of Western Sahara, both nations having been adjusted by the United Nations as qualifying for this inalienable right must now be assured and fulfilled without any further delay or obstacle." - President Muhammadu Buhari at the UN. Icheoku says thought the people of Biafra equally wants their own self-determination or are they not deemed qualified to so aspire? Just asking, since PMB has left the door open by saying that such is an inalienable right of the people?
POPE'S VISIT ENDS, DEPARTS.
Icheoku says safe flight and thanks for visiting. Icheoku observes that the pope flies commercial unlike those super-duper rich Nigerian pastors and men of God who jet around in gifted private jets? Now you know why the gates of heaven is solidly shut tight.
SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER FORCED OUT?
Icheoku says the American Taliban of the United States Congress has finally succeeded in ousting moderate Speaker John Boehner from office and out of power. The speaker, rather than be forced to the very far right of the Republican controlled Congress, decided to take a bow and surrender power. Now the extremist far right fringed fundamentalists wing of the Republican Party will want to drive the country to the edge of the cliff with their sanctimonious agenda BUT would the country let them? Only time will tell and to Speaker John Boehner, Icheoku says so long.
JACKIE COLLINS TOO, DEAD AT 77
Icheoku says rest in peace Jackie. Breast cancer, that scourge that is taking a big toll on mostly women of the world has yet claimed another victim. Jackie Collins was 77 years old, Adieu,
HID AWOLOWO DEAD AT NEARLY 100 YEARS OLD.
Icheoku says like with every mortal, the end always eventually comes regardless of how long the journey lasted. Hannah Idowu Dideolu Awolowo walked this journey called life for quite a long time and now deserves to rest. Icheoku says you know how long one has lived when the person's children starts to predecease him or her and at age 70 plus. A woman who got 28 years ahead her husband Obafemi Awolowo who died since 1987 did in fact live a very long time. Icheoku says rest in peace and say hello to your husband Awo. Please let him know also that the tribalism he implanted in Nigeria is reaping the very body fabric of the nation to shreds. Also that the presidency which eluded him is now somewhat in Awolowo family by proxy of his grandson inlaw, Vice President Oshibanjo. Adieu HID.
MINISTERS ARE NOISE MAKERS - BUHARI?
Icheoku says at last President Muhammadu Buhari has inadvertently let the cat out of the bag on the real reason he does not want to appoint ministers and would never have, but for the constitution which makes it imperative. According to PMB, they are just noise makers. In his own words, "The ministers are there, I think, to make a lot of noise; for the politicians to make a lot of noise." Icheoku says what a disdainful and disrespectful thing to say of a people; and now you know the mindset which this lean and mean Cassius of Daura has, that looks down on everybody? But President Muhammadu Buhari has no choice in the matter and must keep faith accordingly, this September, by appointing those noise makers as mandated, regardless. The other question is whether any serious Nigerian will still accept such appointment, fully aware that his boss, the president, regards him as a lousy noise maker? But hey, Icheoku waits with great expectation to know the identities of these noise makers of Nigeria. Icheoku laments what a president suffering from a diarrhea of the mouth and who seriously needs an urgent speaking coach.
QUOTE ON THE MARBLE
"Once you're disciplined, you would find it easy to cope with the challenges of life." - Okoro Junior Bright Chimezie
ADEFUYE, NIGERIA AMBASSADOR TO AMERICA, DEAD AT 68
Icheoku says rest in peace Ambassador Adebowale Ibidapo Adefuye. Adieu.
9/11 DUSTY LADY, DEAD AT 42.
Icheoku says her ordeal on September 11 2001 terrorist attack in Manhattan NewYork sprung her unto the world stage as that well dressed lady covered in dusty asbestos. Marcy Borders, age 42, has died of stomach cancer which she allegedly caught from inhaling asbestos dust on 9/11. Icheoku queries if it were the dust, why not lung cancer instead? Anyway, rest in peace as the dusty lady has now returned to the dust from which she was made and momentarily covered in on that horrific day of hell at the World Trade Center.
LEADERS NEEDS PRAYERS - OBASANJO
"May God save leaders from sycophants. They know what you want to hear and they feed you with it essentially for their own selfish interest." - Baba Iyabo Olusegun Obasanjo, an Ota Deity.
TORI KELLY CALLS OUT WOMEN, SAYS THEY ARE CRAZY?
'Women, we are crazy but amazing' - Tori Kelly, in her song "Should've been us. Icheoku says now you know so the next time you are stuck, dazed and confused and wondering what did you do wrong again, just remember that they are wired differently.
ILE-IFE HIGHLY STEEPED IN TRADITION.
“There are 401 Yoruba deities and temples scattered worldwide. 201 of them are in Ife. Among these deities, the only speaking one is the legendary living Ooni." - Chief Olajide Farotimi Falobe, the Obadio Agbaye of Ile Ife (Chief Priest)
OONI OF IFE, DEAD AT 85 YEARS.
Icheoku says like everything in life, his sojourn on earth has come to a final full stop, ended. Now he will go back to his maker to give account of his stewardship while he lasted. The Ooni of Ife, Alayeluwa Oba Okunade Sijuwade is dead. He was 85 years old and died in London of old age related complications and ailments. He began his reign in December 6, 1980. Icheoku says in the battle of supremacy among Yoruba monarchs, the Ooni has now lost out to the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Olayiwola Adeyemi III, with whom he has been in running battle of who is the supreme generalissimo of Yoruba land monarchs. May his soul now rest. Adieu.
BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN IS DEAD, GONE TO BE WITH MOM?
Icheoku says in crack-land, that is. Now they can smoke the hookah pipe, plus whatever is in it, without fear of ever being whacked again; because in that land beyond the horizon, crack is not that whacky. Bobbi Kritsina Brown was 22 years old and dried out dead in a hospice, where she was deprived of any nutrition following her irrecoverable brain-dead state? Another example of innocence lost and how not to love a child so much as to spoil and completely destroy her. So long Bobbi and say hello to Whitney. Now her father and former husband of her late mother Whitney Houston, Bobby Brown, is left wifeless and daughterless; a widower and a father-ower of some sort? But hey, life happens and it is nobody's business but Bobby Brown's prerogative to deal with it?
OBJ AND IBB, YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON - PMB
"No one will escape justice as far as punishing those who are found corrupt is concerned. I just have to. There is not going to be any party member or personality that will escape justice.” - President Muhammadu Buhari speaking with CNN Christine Amanpour. Icheoku says Nigerians will erupt with euphoric joy the day these two evil incarnates are permanently locked up and away, with the keys to their cells thrown away into the ocean.
SEPP BLATTER, BLASTED WITH CASH.
Icheoku says as if he has not en-massed enough already, the eminently corrupt FIFA President Sepp Blatter received massive cash influx today, courtesy of British comic Lee Nelson, who rained bundles of cash on the embattled FIFA president. But the Greeks would have made better use of it though? Icheoku says this man has lost every credibility to still be sitting as president of FIFA, the corruption cesspool. Luckily it was not some putrefied eggs or garlic sauce that was bombed on him. Lucky bastard.
QUOTE OF AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST.
"Life is short and bitter. My name causes National Security alerts, what does yours do?" - Mohammod Youssuf Abdulazeez
AMERICA'S RACISM PROPELS TRUMP TO THE LEAD?
Icheoku says he gave them the red meat of immigration control they are seeking and now American people have queued behind the man who has nothing good to say about immigrants. This shows how much racism is still a factor in everything and anything America. Donald Trump now leads the GOP pack at 17 percentile.
50CENTS IS BANKRUPT, CAN'T PAY HIS BILLS?
Icheoku asks where did all the money go? To bling bling may be including the over $33 million Coca Cola doled out for his Mineral Waters, loyalties from movies, his songs as well as gigs of upwards of $500,000 per 45minutes show? Hopefully the bankruptcy will help him reorder his finances as Icheoku will not like to see another black man go under the water like Mike Tyson did after making so much millions.
SERENA WILIAMS WINS 6TH WIMBLEDON !!!
Icheoku says congratulations to the William sister for yet adding another feather on her tennis playing cap. Bravo !!!
OMAR SHARIF, LAWRENECE OF ARABIA, DEAD AT 83.
Icheoku says may his soul rest in peace.
GREECE PM TSIPRAS LICKS HIS WOUND??
Icheoku says now he has accepted everything demanded of his government and people plus more; yet their creditors are waiting to make him swallow more of his vomit before opening the shut off spigots of funds to help the starving Greeks with a lifeline. Icheoku says a sure example of how not to walk a talk, on the reverse!
RACISM IN AMERICA RUNS DEEP.
"I shot a nigger. It's all over the news. I thought it was okay to kill blacks in America." - Mikhail Markhasev, who in 1997 killed Ennis Cosby, son of Bill Cosby.
SAI BUHARI, THE CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN?
Icheoku asks who said that, on what occasion and to whom? Now Nigerians know what a snake oil change really looks like. A government that could not take flight, dead on arrival; and some people are saying Nigerians can wait till 2019 to do the needful? But hey, he got the votes and he can use his mandate however he sees fit. If you don't like it, too bad!!!!!!
PMB, 406 NIGERIANS KILLED IN 36 DAYS?
Icheoku says in President Muhammadu Buhari’s 36 days in office, Boko Haram have killed 406 Nigerians. At an average of 11 Nigerians killed each day, is any Nigerian going to still be alive by the time PMB's term finishes? Icheoku says what an alarming crisis point Nigeria has finally reached in their struggle against Boko Haram terrorists and the new president does not seem to have an answer to the madness; at least not yet? A president who rode into office assuring that Boko Haram will be a thing of the past upon being sworn in as president, BUT....
USA V. JAPAN FINALS, THE RIVALRY CONTINUES.
Icheoku says it is deja vu 2011 as that year's two FIFA Women's World Cup finalists USA and Japan are at it again. Japan won in 2011; but this year in Canada 2015, Icheoku is confident that Team USA will take their revenge on Team Japan. So on Sunday, July 5, 2015 when the final whistle is blown in Canada, United States Women soccer team will lift the championship cup. What a good match they have played so far but only a victory over the Japanese side will really provide the good icing on the cake. Go Team USA.
INVESTIGATIVE DISCOVERY, A MUST WATCH TELEVISION.
Icheoku sys if you are not watching ID, you are probably missing out on so much great television and a guide to staying alive in a very turbulent, dark and murky world where trust is in very short supply. So call your provider today and ask for a hook up.
OBAMACARE IS HERE TO STAY - SUPREME COURT
Icheoku says at last President Obama signature legislation is effectively part of America's landmark benefits as the Supreme Court in a six to three decision has upheld a vital part of the law which otherwise would have seen it collapse. Now Americans who were hitherto priced out of health insurance market can now get covered courtesy of President Barack Obama's Affordable Care Act aka Obamacare. Icheoku says congratulations to BO and also grateful for the courage at the Supreme Court that gave its final seal of approval.
SAVE A MOTHER TODAY, DONATE.
Icheoku says according to Savingmothers.org, "more than 343,000 women in developing nations die during childbirth every year." So, could the solution lie in having less babies one may ask; except that such drastic measure would lead to the eventual extinction of mankind? Anyway, this organization seems to have figured out what causes this maternal mortality and what could be done to help plug it up. Icheoku encourages you to donate today to Savingmothers.org to help the group continue its good work saving mothers, especially in developing world.
TAKE DOWN THE FLAG, PLUS MORE.
Icheoku says racism in America can only go away when white people sincerely wants to make it go away and seriously address the root causes and the fundamentals of race problems in America. Until then, all these take down the flag will remain what they are - mere symbolism.
RELIGION IS INDEED POLITICS?
icheoku agrees with the school of thought which says that religion is an organized politics. Imagine a church which does not usually always agree with science particularly as it appertains to evolution, now seems to agree with the same science on global warming? Anyway, to each his or her own; but Icheoku would rather these men of God consign themselves with their primary task of winning souls for God and leave politics for politicians and science for scientists. But hey, what does Icheoku know to hold an opinion in matters of faith and religion?
PMB, SIMPLY TOO OLD TO FUNCTION?
"I wish I became Head of State when I was a governor, just a few years as a young man. Now at 72, there is a limit to what I can do.” - President Muhammadu Buhari. ICHEOKU asks when did PMB realize that he is a very old man and unfit for the daunting office of the presidency? Did he just wake up from a deep coma he went into since 1985 to suddenly realize that at 73 years old, he is simply too old to effectively function as president? But hey, those Nigerians that bought into his snake-oil are the ones to blame not PMB, who has been making one excuse after another on why he cannot deliver on his various election promises to Nigerians and you wonder who actually drank the cyanide-laced coolaid on March 28, 2015.
CHRIS ANYANWU, CO-SPONSOR OF NIGERIA'S CHILD-MOTHERS BILL?
Icheoku says alongside the notorious child-molester who forcibly takes ten and eleven year old female children as wives, Ahmed Yerima, she co-sponsored the Sexual Offenses Bill 2015 which makes it okay for men to go into eleven year old girls? Icheoku asks what is wrong with matured ladies and why this preference for young innocents who are not matured enough to make informed sexual consent. Icheoku admonishes that this bill must not be signed into law by President Muhammadu Buhari as it is or better still it should be sent back to the Senate for upward review of the age of consent and sexual maturity of Nigerian girls.
PRINCE GEORGE DOTES ON LITTLE SISTER, PRINCESS CED.
Icheoku says what a beautiful picture of the future King of England, Prince George carrying his little sister, also a future queen of England, Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, Simply put, the picture is beautiful and their pose awesome. Icheoku prays for their continued good health as they grow into a future they will help influence and hopefully for the better. Congratulations to William and Kate for the good job they are presently doing, raising the two kids.
TARIQ AZIZ, ESCAPES THE NOOSE?
Icheoku says it would appear that the colorful face of Saddam Hussein's Iraq, the ever vivacious Information Minister, Tariq Aziz, finally left this world on his own accord and not by force of an Iraqi government's hangman's noose? Tariq died of heart attack, he was 79 years old. Icheoku says may his soul now rejoin his boss Saddam Hussein so that they can continue smoking Cuban cigars and having fun, being ministered by Iraqi people; only that there will be no Iraqi people over there to be taken prisoners of their depravity. Oh, my bad memory, Icheoku almost forgot that the over nine hundred thousand Iraqis killed since the Iraqi invasion can be re-captured by the duo and put under their jackboot once again. Why not, if not; since those Iraqis will still recognize, bow and tremble at their sight? Adieu TA.
VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN LOSES SON TO CANCER.
Icheoku says the son of vice president Joe Biden, Beau Biden, has finally succumbed to his brain cancer affliction. Beau Biden died, following a relapse of his already once operated brain tumor, he was 46 years old. Icheoku says like his father Joe Biden said and Icheoku agrees "a parent knows success when his child turns out better than he did" and according to the Vice President, you sure did. RIP Beau and henceforth he will never suffer pain anymore. Adieu Beau!
MUHAMMADU BUHARI, NIGERIA'S NEW PRESIDENT.
Icheoku says hello and welcome to Nigeria's new President Muhammadu Buhari. Icheoku says may he live long and thrive and may his reign flourish and bring Nigerians the much needed prosperity and functionality every Nigerian craves for. Congratulations President MB.
137 SHOTS FIRED, YET MICHAEL BRELO NOT GUILTY?
Icheoku says he stood on a car and shot two unarmed black occupants 15 times after twelve other officers had first riddled the same people with 122 bullets; yet Judge John O'Donnel found Officer Michael Brelo not guilty of anything. It is in Cleveland Ohio and those two black people killed were husband and wife Melissa Williams and Afredo Willaims. Icheoku says it is America and black life don't matter; just another black persons biting the dust, so what?
ELON MUSK, THE MIND BEHIND TESLA AND HIS NEW BIOGRAPHY.
Icheoku says where others are writing apps and building virtual stuff, he is actually inventing and building actual real things. Think of the zero-gas, zero-emission TESLA cars and SPACE-X and then you can begin to understand the man who at 43 has set his eyes on taking mankind to Mars. Icheoku will read the new biography and hopes you too.
PRINCE GEORGE NOW HAS A SISTER
Icheoku congratulates Prince William and Duchess Kate Templeton on the arrival of their second child, a princess and sister to Prince George.
WENDY LEDWABA, SUPPORTS XENOPHOBIC ATTACKS?
”I dnt care what u say. I’ve lived amongst Nigerians ..my best friend is married to a Nigerian ..they r heartless …they dnt care how they get the money and they think they are untouchable …even the zims and Congolese I know hate Nigerians ..deny it all u want but u and I know that the good Nigerians are only a hand full…if these attacks were directed only at the Nigerians I ddnt even feel an ounce of hurt cos I’ve witnessed all around the pain and chaos they’ve caused” Icheoku admonishes what a Jezebel of South Africa this daughter of Eve is that drives joy seeing innocent lives wasted just because of hatred.
RAHEEM AGBAJE SALAMI, HOW NOT TO APPEAL A SENTENCE?
Icheoku says one of the most pathetic case in the tragic Indonesia executed drug peddlers is the case of one Nigerian Raheem Agbaje Salami. He was tried and convicted for possession of heroine which he concealed inside his suitcase, in Surabaya airport on September 2, 1998. He was sentenced to life imprisonment in 1999, which he appealed and the sentence was reduced to twenty years. Then buoyed by the successful outcome of his appeal, he further appealed for the reduction of his twenty years sentence to the Supreme Court, which then reversed both lower courts decisions and handed him a death sentence. He petitioned for clemency to the clemency board, pleading to even accept his original life sentence instead, but was rejected. He was among those executed alongside eight others in Indonesia. Icheoku says what a way not to bring undue hardship upon oneself, except that he was not a seer to know the outcome of his effort. RIP.
BALTIMORE BURNING !!!
Icheoku says regrettably what is going on in Baltimore Maryland is the venting of age long animosity against the police and the state for their perceived indifference to blacks in America; a long cry for help that have gone unanswered and for a long time. From Ferguson to Oakland to South Carolina to New York to now Baltimore, the story is the same throughout America, blackman killed by police and nothing happens to the police? Anyway, Icheoku hopes that the authorities will listen to this continuous cry for help by black Americans before something more drastic and earth-shattering destructive happens.
BEN AFFLECK'S SLAVE OWNING ANCESTRY?
Icheoku says which American true blue-blood breed family did not profit from the human trafficking called slavery? So it is not surprising therefore that Actor Ben Affleck was outed as one man who pedigreed in a slave plantation's owner. Icheoku asks when will Ben Affleck pay some reparation to African Americans for the rape of slavery visited on them by his ancestors? It could be one sure step in righting the wrongs of slavery, regardless.
UCHE CHUKWUMERIJE DEAD AT 75, RIP.
XENOPHOBIC SOUTH AFRICA?
Icheoku says this is one of their victims, an innocent little child merely playing when these atrocious marauders descended on his family's shop and everything went dark. South Africa, what would Nelson Mandela say as he turns angrily in his grave wondering what became of the people he left behind? What a shame.
DAVID CAMERON, LIKE BUHARI, WILL NOT DEBATE?
Icheoku says the refusal of Nigeria's president-elect Muhammadu Buhari to debate during his presidential run is having a ripple effect throughout the world. Suddenly his obstinacy has been learnt in far away United Kingdom where the incumbent Prime Minister David Cameron, buoyed by Muhammadu Buhari's winning election without debate, has also refused to participate in election debates? Icheoku queries is this a good export from Nigeria to the United Kingdom?
AARON HERNANDEZ GETS LIFE!
"I hereby sentence you to a term of your natural life without the possibility of parole." With those words Judge Susan Garsh sent the former New England Patriot NFL player, Aaron Hernandez, to a long pensive time behind prison walls to enable him reflect on his action that night that saw his friend Odin Lloyd murdered by him. Icheoku says Hernandez has now finally moved to a really big house as his multi-million dollar mansion seem not to be big enough for him afterall. An equal opportunity penal system that had blind eye to his rising status and boy will he have enough time to actually do some thinking, being merely 25 years old himself. What a life wasted and a budding American dream now evaporated into a nightmare. Oh America, our America that can see you rise and fall within blithering moments.
REVEREND SCHULLER IS DEAD.
Reverend Robert H. Schuller has died after a battle with terminal cancer. He was 88. Icheoku says rest in peace, Adieu!
NO OFFICE IS WORTH SHEDDING ANY NIGERIAN BLOOD!
ICHEOKU say this President Jonathan is indeed very special and has exhibited remarkable trait of a citizen of peace. Even despite the unfounded accusation of training thousand snipers, no Nigerian has been executed under his watch as the Ota Deity wrongly accused. History will vindicate the just as Icheoku is emphatic that Nigerians will sooner than later regret their votes to ouster him. Salute Mr President.
TOO SELF ABSORBED, THINK AGAIN.
NIGERIA IS TOO BIG FOR APC - LAMIDO
AT 73 YEARS OLD AND STILL WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT?
ICHEOKU says that would make Muhammadu Buhari the second oldest president in Africa, second only to Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe. Any watcher of that lifer in Harare, would agree with Icheoku that except Nigerians desire a sleeping and dozing-off grandpa in charge of Nigeria's affairs, then there is no need gambling with such a rustic choice for president. ON MARCH 28, VOTE GEJ.
BUHARI MUST DEBATE
Icheoku says but for his near senility and early stages of dementia, there should be no other acceptable reason why a man who wants to rule Nigeria should not debate issues bothering and affecting Nigeria. Otherwise how would Nigerians assess his preparedness for office and basic understanding and grasp of world events which will impact them as a people and country. Muhammadu Buhari, Icheoku joins this guy in insisting that you debate.
DON'T CONDONE GENOCIDE, REJECT BUHARI
Icheoku says this was me in Biafra, before the airlift to Libreville Gabon from Uturu-Okigwe (present day Abia State) refugee camp, when kwashiorkor nearly got me disemboweled. Muhammadu Buhari and his band of rabid dogs inflicted this untold level of inhumane starvation on Icheoku alongside millions of other not as lucky but perished women and children of Biafra. Icheoku says if this callous jackal could so ruthlessly cause my empty stomach to so inflate, imagine the psi the thought of his present adventure is exerting on the cranial walls of my brains. So please Nigerians, help Icheoku tell Muhammadu Buhari that Icheoku and Nigerians have suffered enough hardship already under his watch and that he should watch Nigerians NO MORE. On February 14, 2015, with your vote, show that you are not completely drained of humanity like him, VOTE GEJ.
BUHARI, YOUR PAPERS PLEASE?
Icheoku says enough of these Miyetti Allah people and their mentality of different rules applies to different people. This time, Muhammadu Buhari must show his necessary qualifying certificate or he must take the exit out of the presidential race. It is certificate or no presidential run, period.
SALUTE TO THE SOLDIER
Icheoku says kudos to those people in uniform everywhere who are putting their lives on line in defense of their fatherland and society.
THE CHILDREN OF BIAFRA
Muhammadu Buhari conspired to bring about this and now wants survivors of his pogrom to reward him with Nigeria's presidency? Icheoku says what an imbecilic audacity.
EMIR OF KANO, DEAD AT 81
Icheoku says the man who called the shots in Kano traditional council, Alhaji Ado Bayero, has died after 51 years on the throne of his fathers. Ado Bayero was a good man, detribalized and not fanatically religious. He visited Israel when Buhari prohibited such visits and was punished by Buhari for that. He also understood the plight of Biafrans and was a friend to Ojukwu until death and also attended his burial ceremony at Nnewi. While he reigned, every person in Kano felt at home because of who he is and the all-welcoming style of his leadership. Icheoku says with many Hausa/Fulani like Ado Bayero, Nigerians will not have problems with them. One other good news is that he died in Nigeria and did not go to India or any other medical tourism foreign country to die; unlike so many other high-up Nigerians. icheoku says rest in peace the peoples beloved Emir.
NELSON MANDELA 1918 - 2013.
Icheoku says he came, did what needed to be done and has now gone. May the Almighty reward his effort for leading his people out of apartheid satanic yoke-hold. Like the biblical Moses, he secured their freedom and above all forgave those who hounded him. An enigma is no more. So long Madiba.
THE CHILD WHO HUGGED THE POPE.
Everybody loves Pope Francis it seems as evidenced by the little boy who hugged the pope. Like Jesus said, let the little children come to me and the pope did not mind the presence of the innocent. 10/30/13
BRITISH MONARCHY, A NEW KING IS BORN!
Icheoku says William Shakespeare is right that some people are born great as in this little boy who will someday become the King of England. Duchess and Duke of Cambridge, Kate Middleton and Prince William presented their child to the world. Icheoku says welcome to the world, future king of Britain and may you live long and thrive.
AMERICA BIDS FAREWELL TO NIGERIAN OIL?
Icheoku says if the US don't, China or India will or Nigerians might choose to DRINK it; afterall it is their oil and they can decide how they want to dispose it? Icheoku says no wonder all these Oil companies in Nigeria are beginning to divest their holdings therein and preparing to beat it and leave town asap. Anyway at least that will give a breather to the oil producing communities whose land and water are being destroyed by oil exploration and exploitation. There will be less oil spillage and pollution once America no longer needs as much oil as it gets now from Nigeria. One other good thing is that all those looters of state in Nigeria will have their swamps drained and out of business; thus making governance less attractive since the purpose of government therein is to control the looting apparatchik . Icheoku warns of this top speed freight train impending doom to whatever is left of the monolithic Nigerian economy once America says "See ya" to the Nigerian oil; BUT is Abuja listening?
NIGHT STALKER, STALKED BY DEATH
Icheoku says tired of waiting for the State of California to make up its mind and carry out the sentence of death by execution of the man who stalked and killed his victims (thirteen of them) back in the eighties, mother nature decided to take matters into her hand as it killed the man who killed so many. Richard Ramirez, a San Quentin death row inmate, died of liver failure, he was 53 years. Icheoku says may the spirits of those he dispatched man the gate of heaven and deny him entry therein and redirect him to his place - the hottest spot in hell. Ramirez, Icheoku says, stay in hell until it freezes over and since you worshiped Satan, this would be a good opportunity for it to reward your satanic work while you lived. To Hades, you go!
PINI JASON, REST IN PEACE.
“I write to create a living space for my children, and their generation. I write so that posterity will know that I saw my country sliding into self-destruction and I tried to do something about it.” - Pini Jason on why he writes in the way he writes. Icheoku says how about you? Why do you do what you do and do you do it in such a way so that posterity records you just like the pen-master continuously did until death snatched him away. Icheoku says who knows whether Jason (Pini) Onyeagbaduo was poisoned or died of stomach cancer or ruputured appendix; except that none of these matter any longer now that he is dead. Icheoku says adieu Pini Jason.
"DARK-SKINNED" BOSTON BOMBER WAS ACUTALLY "WHITE-SKINNED?"
Icheoku knew it was a matter of days before the security dragnet festooned on Boston after the Marathon bombing yielded a catch. Icheoku says congratulations to the men and women of Boston security outfit as well as the Federal agencies that assisted the operation. Icheoku however points out that "the dark-skinned" terrorist being expected never materialized. Anyway a white-terrorist is a white-terrorist whether it was just another "white-skinned" terrorist from Russian Chechyna; afterall they are all Caucasians. Unibomber was "white-skinned", Timothy McVeigh was "white-skinned," Atlanta Olympics bomber was "white-skinned," Abortion clinics bomber was "white-skinned," and a whole lotta other bombers so far whose skin had remained largely WHITE. Now the Boston Marathon bombers were equally "white-skinned." Despite this pattern, the white skinned John King of CNN said "a reliable source told him the terror suspect was "dark-skinned." Icheoku says this stray from skin-color should have triggered an alarm in John King's brain except that they were praying that another different race got into bombing terrorism business? Before Icheoku forgets, Osama Bin Laden was equally "white-skinned" for crying out loud. Icheoku is wondering whether John King will apologize to "dark-skinned" people of America for wishing them ill-luck and also if none Caucasians deserve a general additional apoology for what they have been and continued to be put through by these white-skinned" people? Anyway Congrats Boston for a job well done taking the two terrorist-brothers Tamaerlar and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev out of circulation and out of commission. Icheoku says if only IGP Mohammed of Nigeria can borrow a leaf from Boston on how to trap terrorists ditto those Boko Haram lunatics.
A SMILING POPE FOR A CHANGE THE WORLD CAN USE.
Icheoku asks when was the last time the world saw a really happy pope beaming with such infectitious smile and cracking funny jokes? Hopefully this amiable jolly fella from Argentina will succeed in wooing many deserters back to the church of Rome which they since left due to its drabness and holier than thou sanctimonious pretentions. Icheoku indeed likes what we are seeing so far of this new pontiff. Way to go Pope Francis.
OBASANJO IS DELUSIONAL, NEVER HAD A PAST?
If only humanity cannot remember the past, especially those of them hibernating in Nigeria, this Otta deity would have pretended for good measure that he never once presided over Nigeria or destroyed its democracy in every way possible and better still, did not seek to elongate his term in office contrary to the constitution. Hear him now beating his hand on his chest and applauding Ghana's democracy as if when he had similar opportunity in Nigeria, he delivered. What a joke this man is and a rude one for crying out loud.
PAULA BROADWELL, THE WOMAN WHO TOOK DOWN GENERAL PETRAEUS.
Icheoku admonishes men to learn to protect themselves by resisting these lecherous daughters of Eve as behind the downfall of every successful man is always another little Eve.
2012 CHAMPIONS, SF GIANTS.
10-30-12
ITS 'HORSES AND BAYONETS' FOR THE MITT.
Mitt Romney's mindset truly shows where his heart is - reset America to its cold war days with Russia and pretend that modern aircraft carriers and other amphibious battle ships never happened. What a man set in his ways this Mormon bishop is who wants America to take a gamble with him in the White House. Icheoku says never again shall America hire as a president someone who does not understand with certain clarity the foreign policy objectives of the country and who would recklessly rush America into a needless and avoidable war. This November VOTE OBAMA.
SENATOR ARLEN SPECTER IS DEAD.
Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter has died following complication from his cancer affliction. The senator was 82 years old. Icheoku prays that his soul find respite in God's bosom and that the family find solace in that he lived a fulfilled life in service of humanity. Adieu Senator.
CHINUA ACHEBE HAS A NEW BOOK, 'THERE WAS A COUNTRY', READ IT.
The man from whose stable came the much celebrated "Things Fall Apart" has written another book chronicling the suffering and hardship the genocidal Yakubu Gowon war inflicted on the people of Biafra. "There was a country" is set to be a best seller and Icheoku recommends this book for you as an insider's insight into the challenges which Biafrans overcame during their campaign to free themselves from the shackles called Nigeria.
PLANE WINDOWS AND ME - MITT.ROMNEY
Just wondering why they don't open so that I can sometimes just take in some fresh air like SEAMUS did strapped on the roof of my car for a 12 hour vacation journey. I will try to harvest the mechanism of how to make airplane windows open-able once am done with this campaign. At least my dog SEAMUS did not complain but enjoyed the fresh air and I intend to enjoy such 30000 feet above sea level.
GREEN MILE MICHAEL CLARKE-DUNCAN, DEAD AT 54.
They killed him before via electrocution but he lived. That was in the movie, Green Mile. That human giant was finally arrested by cardiac arrest and is now dead for real. Icheoku says may his soul rest in peace.
ETHIOPIA LOSES PRIME MINISTER
He was not Emperor Haille Sellassie but he was loved and admired by his people as well as some foreigners. However death took him away from them at a Brussels Belgian hospital. Prime Minister Meles Zenawi died of undisclosed sickness. Ethiopia is now the second African country to lose its serving leader within the past few months as Ghana had just buried her dead president. Good enough their transition was as smoothly handled as was Ghana's. RIP Zenawi.
STEVE, THE BLIND WONDER, DIVORCES WIFE NUMBER TWO.
Even a blind man knows when it is time to throw in the towel, of marriage that is; and so it is that the blind maestro and accomplished musician, Steve Wonder, is divorcing his wife number two of many years. Icheoku does not know about you but there is something about marriage that makes it near impossible to work; otherwise may someone with better knowledge explain it to Icheoku why all these divorces including by a blind man who ordinarily needs all the dependency of a sighted wife to live a more meaningful life? Anyway, Steve, welcome to the land of Splitsville.
REST IN PEACE ALEX.
Alex Okrent campaigned vigorously for the reelection of President Barack Obama from the Chicago Obama 2012 office before he slumped and died in the office on Saturday July 14, 2012. Alex was just 29 years old. Icheoku calls on all the young people of America not to let Alex Okrent's toil and death be in vain; elect President Obama in November and Alex would be happily rewarded for all his hard work. Adieu Alex and may your soul rest in peace.
CATHOLIC MONSIGNOR HEADS TO PRISON!
America, the land of equal opportunity for justice where everybody is under the law including a Monsignor of the Roman Catholic church has convicted Monsignor William Lynn of child endangerment resulting from his failure to protect alter-boys from randy homosexual Catholic priests. The Catholic convict formerly was of Philadelphia Diocese and will soon be trading his Monsignor cassock for prison jump suit. Who knows what Vatican must be thinking about the Americans who gave no damn about convicting one of the Holy Sea's top-heavy, a Monsignor. What a day.
DICK CHENEY'S LESBIAN DAUGHTER TIES THE KNOT.
Mary Cheney, a Lesbian homosexual and daughter of Vart Nadar Dick Cheney former George Bush vice president has married her long time partner of nearly twenty years Heather Poe. Now what would the conservative far right Republicans who hate everything and anything not "traditional" do or say now that one of their own, Dick Cheney, has a daughter in law via marriage to his own daughter Mary. Anyway Icheoku does not care who anyone chooses to sleep with or better still marry; therefore our congratulations to the newest homosexual couples in town.
CONGRATULATIONS MADAM FACEBOOK!
Icheoku felicitates with the luckiest girl in the world. She is a medical doctor and now married to her longtime sweetheart of nine years courtship, Facebook billionaire Mark Zuckerberg. Dr Priscilla Chan has thus made the Facebook founder an honest man. They tied the nuptial knot as husband and wife Saturday May 19th, 2012. Icheoku wishes the young couple a happily-ever married life. Theirs is a case of true love, having met each other as "hungry college students", when neither of them was somebody in the material sense of it. Now the rest of the gawking world must butt out and allow the couple to enjoy their life in matrimony. Congratulations Mr and Mrs Facebook, Priscilla and Mark Zuckerberg.
DONNA SUMMER, DEAD OF LUNG CANCER.
The gal who worked 'hard for her money' and who sought 'unconditional love' in return for her affection, LaDonna Adrian Gaines, who in agreement with the material girl Madonna that you should to do whatever is necessary to make a headway in life, including changing your name if need be, and changed her name to simply "Donna Summer" has died. The Queen of Disco who rocked dance floors back in the day (70's) died of lung cancer; 5/17/12. Donna Summer was 63. Icheoku says may her soul rest in peace.
MARTIN "BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE" LAWRENCE JOINS THE ONCE MARRIED.
Comedian Lawrence Martin has taken up residence in Splitsville as he and his wife Shamicka have become witness to the ruse called marriage especially Hollywood ones where Kim Kardishian married for just 72days. Together for 17years, and Icheoku wonders where the devil found a crack in the door to get in. Anyway, it is marriage bondage which makes those "single but sometimes lonely" seem wise?
MIKE WALLACE JOINS OTHER DEPARTED 60 MINUTES HOSTS.
Another one of the dinosaurs of CBS 60 Minutes news program, Mike Wallace, has died; aged 93. Icheoku says there must be some accruable longevity benefit with working on the 60 Minutes program. Andy Rooney also died at age 93. Rest in peace Mike.
DENNIS RODMAN HITS FINANCIAL ROCK BOTTOM.
Dennis Rodman, the once baddest of the bad-boys that ever played in the NBA, faced with over $800,000 arrears of unpaid child(ren) support and a backlog of a $17000 per month spousal maintenance is on the verge of jumping off the cliff into complete financial ruins. Icheoku says what a mixed blessing that the fortune which once smiled on some of these superstars brought tales of woes to their doorsteps. Imagine "The Worm" so broke that he cannot even afford to pay retainer fees for his attorney. Yet another case of a once was great come to ruins and you wonder, boy, was the preacher in the bible right about vanity upon vanities, all is vanity.
BIANCA EMBODIES GRACE IN MOURNING,
Icheoku says Bianca Onoh-Ojukwu is the stuff loyalty, queens, princesses and first ladies are made of and fortunately enough she is a "princess of Wawaland" by birth and queen of Igboland by marriage to the one and only acknowledged true Igbo leader Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu. What a wife, who even in deep sorrow, looks so gracious it gives comfort. Icheoku is really very proud of this woman and pray that the good Lord speedy up her healing from the loss of her better half. Bianca, Icheoku says, Igbo people and indeed Nigerians in general are very proud of you for how you showed the world how to mourn a loved one. Take heart.
SARKOZY WANTS FRANCE FOR THE FRENCH ONLY?
Icheoku says the diminutive Frenchman Napoleon Bonaparte syndrome sufferer has turned a "Hitler"! Monsieur Nikolas Sarkozy now wants all none-white French to vacate the country since according to him, they are "too many foreigners on our territory" and France can longer accommodate them? Icheoku says here is a son of an Immigrant from Hungary now trying to bar other none French like his parents from coming into France. Query:- if such law were in effect when the elder Sarkozy migrated to France, would there be a French president named Nikolas Sarkozy today? It is all the I have crossed the bridge let it fall down selfishness which should not be allowed to make it to legislation. What a petty small minded individual that coughed up such discriminatory position statement.
SANDRA FLUKE, RUSH LIMBAUGH OVERREACHED HIMSELF AND SHOULD PAY A PENALTY.
Icheoku says without equivocation that redneck and women hater Rush Limbaugh certainly did himself in when he called a law student a slut and prostitute simply for having sex. As a consequence, his show should pay a steep price and possibly wind up like Murdock's News of the World newspapers in London. ANy listener of Rush Limbaugh;s diatribe knows that Rush does not mean well for America united and diverse; needless to say that President Obama has been the butt of all his talking points these last three years. Icheoku says let the hammer descend and let Rush Limbuaghs show come to a deserved end. Such a divisive hate-monger does not deserve a place in our mosaic American society and the opportunity to end his race-baiting could never have been any better. So with all the advertisers pulled let Icheoku see how any radio would profitably continue to carry such a horrible divisive scum called Rush Limbaugh's show.
ALLEN IVERSON, BROKE AND WONDERING WHERE HIS STASH WENT?
They never learn their lesson one would assume as another sports superstar falls from grace of being a multi-millionaire to the grass of a broke ass deadbeat. Allen Iverson of New York Knicks, Detroit Pistons, Philadelphia Sixers etc reportedly has blown through a $154 million pot of cash earned during his professional basketball career, excluding endorsements? Now his checks are no longer honored by banks as a recent check he wrote for $860,000 to pay for bling-bling bounced? Icheoku said and now what or better still, where were his financial advisors?
KABIRU SOKOTO, BOKO HARAM KINGPIN RE-CAPTURED?
Icheoku commends the security agencies in Nigeria for saving their face with the latest capture of Boko Haram fugitive Terrorist Kabiru Sokoto. Looking at his photograph, it appears those lunatic Boko Haram terrorists are not serious with their hatred for anything Western otherwise why is he spiffed up in Western Puma T-shirt, blue denim and looking not so wretched? Icheoku hopes that he gets the death penalty, unlike the previously arrested and tried terrorist who got a mere slap-on-the-wrist three years in the slammer. Way to go agents, just show them pepper and fry their gaunt Islamic terrorist asses.
SAM ALUKO TOO, DYING SEASON MAY BE?
The economist also traveled overseas to die in a London hospital? So long for the comatose healthcare facilities in Nigeria and these dying men could have, if they were patriotic enough, developed commensurate healthcare system in Nigeria; but did not. Anyway, Icheoku condoles his family on their loss.Professor Samu Aluko was 82years.
DANTATA IS DEAD!
Icheoku says another top Nigerian has died in a foreign hospital, surrounded by strangers whose strange language he hardly comprehended? If only he had made reasonable effort to develop healthcare services in Nigeria, may be he would have had the privilege of being surrounded by his people in his own country as he transited to the world beyond. Alhaji Abdulkadir Dantata of Kano died in Germany. Our condolence to his family.
THE HUMAN HOUR-GLASS?
Romanian model Ioana Spangenberg, dubbed the human hour-glass because of her perfect shape of 20-inch waistline and 32-inch hips. Who said anything about figure 8 but boy those Eastern European chicks got it and if in doubt ask The Donald.
"SOMEONE IN HERE HAS BROKEN UP A FAMILY." - REV RUSSELL MOORE.
Icheoku says that was a direct one at Newt Gingrich as he attended church service at Lutz Florida by Reverend Moore who delivered the special sermon. Anyway, Newt is shameless running on family values which he had severally defiled; his pretentious repentance notwithstanding. Icheoku calls on Florida voters to reject Gingrich as there can be no salvation after death; nor can anyone possibly teach an old dog new tricks. Newt Gingrich is not a fit and proper candidate for the Republican Party nor would he be right for the presidency.
NEW IGP's MISSION STATEMENT.
"I am aware of the challenges of the task ahead. But I am equal to the task because I am not a stranger to these things. My administration is going to be different from all the past Police leadership administration. The need to fight crime and criminality in the country, the need to fight corruption and indiscipline in the Police is my major task. This administration is not going to be business as usual. There is going to be major reorganization in the police. Postings of policemen to any duty will be based on merit and the ability to deliver. I need the cooperation of all including the media to help us succeed. Nigeria is bigger than any individual, therefore, we must join hands to salvage our nation." That is the new Inspector General of Police Mohammed Dikko Abubakar reading the riot act of his mission statement to which Icheoku adds, AMEN and prays that the IG lives up to his well articulated words.
SO LONG LIBYAN REVOLUTION, ENTER SHARIA-SEEKING ISLAMISTS.
Moummar Gaddafi warned and warned that Al-Queida is coming to take over but a rage saturated Western world would hear none of that. Today, the Islamists al-queida are demanding a Sharia-ruled Libya, making a joke of the relative secularism that had thrived in the North African desert country. Gaddafi is long dead and buried in an unmarked grave and is now unaware of the impending Islamic take over of Libya; but it is the Libyan people and the world that would face the coming tsunami of repression in the hands of those Sharia gun-ho Islamists. What a fate to befall an unsuspecting nation, now under the threat of limbs and body-parts being hacked out for the slightest infringement of their very rigid Sharia law. But where were these fundamentalists mullahs when Gaddafi held sway in Tripoli?
MITT ROMNEY HAS NO CORE - AMERICA BRIDGE 21ST CENTURY.
"Mitt Romney has no core and he will do and say anything to get elected" so said Rodell Mollineau, president of America Bridge 21st Century. He is once again alerting America about the con man Mitt Romney who wants to be president by all means possible including lying on his records and pretending to be everything to everybody provided he gets what he wants. Icheoku says when someone wants something so badly that he could say anything including calling day night and vice versa, it is in the society's interest that such person be stopped. Such a person cannot and does not deeply mean well for the society at large and must be told thanks but no. So America, you have been warned yet again that Mitt Romney is not good for America; so reject his candidacy.
"MOMMY, THE BABYSITTER HAS BEEN DOING THAT TO ME.”
While describing Penn State's former assistant football coach Sandusky's molestation charges to her eight year old child, a mother got a rude awakening when her son told her that the babysitter she hired to take care of him has been doing the same thing to him. What a world we live in where keepers of the gate become looters of the treasure as in this case where a dog has eaten the bone that was hung on its neck? What a perv this Jordan Liu is and hopefully he will be made to pay a price for it.
KOBE BRYANT DOGGED YET AGAIN, WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE.
Icheoku says the foolish man who paid his wife off for having sex with a White hotel maid did not have a nuptial agreement with his soon to be ex-wife; who smartly have decided to walk away with half the basket ball player's fortune? Who knows what the beef was this time or did she catch Kobe Bryant with yet another White Trash and decided enough is enough. Anyway, thanks to "irreconcilable difference" omnibus reason for marital meltdown, the world might never know what the real and true knife in their butter is. However, Icheoku asks, who keeps the $4million diamond ring with which her "love" was purchased or should Icheoku say which she mortgaged her love following Kobe's criminal prosecution for allegedly raping a White hotel worker. Icheoku says this is another sad case of a basketball wife walking away to freedom with a man's hard earned money and possibly for another man's benefit. Vanessa Bryant and Kobe Bryant are no longer an item; another testimony that marriage is a ruse as it never works.
OJUKWU, HAS LOST A SECOND AND FINAL BATTLE?
Ikemba Nnewi and DIkedioranma of Igboland, Chief Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu has again lost another battle. The first was to Nigeria federalist army as leader of Biafra and this time to death. Like all mortals, we all shall die and this shall be our consolation as we mourn the demise of a very brave and courageous man who stood between a genocidal Nigerian federal army and the threatened peoples of the former Eastern region. He was 78 years old and died of diabetes related ailment? The question really should be not that he died but what legacy did he leave behind and in response, Icheoku says Ojukwu left indelible giant footprints in the sands of time; admitted he died in a foreign hospital and in a strange land like many Nigerian high-ups. To the family of the deceased, Icheoku says take heart. To Biafrans, it is time to re-articulate and reconfigure the way forward. Adieu Ikemba.
ALEX IBRU, PUBLISHER OF NIGERIAN GUARDIAN NEWSPAPER IS DEAD.
Another Nigerian high-up, publisher and member of the Ibru family of Agbhara-Otor, Delta State Nigeria, Alexander Uruemu Ibru, is dead. Alex Ibru died of cancer and Parkinson disease related illness; he was 66. Unlike so many well heeled Nigerians and top government officials who would rather die in strange land overseas surrounded by strangers, this high chief and business magnate choose to make his transition in Nigeria, surrounded by family and friends. He could have paid to go die in any foreign hospital of his choice throughout the world, but he chose not to and for this Icheoku commends his patriotic spirit. Regrettably, death is inevitable; admitted he cheated death once when the goons of late midget dictator of Kano, Sani Abacha, bullets could not silence him. May his soul rest in peace. It must be jubilation in the camp of Mustapha as his attempted murder charges of Alex Ibru automatically discharged since one cannot attempt the murder of a deceased person.
DRIVING WHILE CRAZY IN LAGOS.
2.5 million Lagos drivers have mental disorder according to recent studies conducted by the Lagos State Ministry of Health. That is an average of 14.1% of the total Lagos State population or 1 in every 5 Lagos residents - Dr. Jide Idris, Lagos State Commissioner for Health. Icheoku says you now know why the road rage and road carnage exist. In other nations, you have DWI or DUI - driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence; in Lagos Nigeria, you have DWC or DWM - driving while crazy or driving while mental !
POWER MINISTER SABOTAGING POWER SUPPLY - ITA EYANG
Icheoku says one needs the suspension of disbelief to accept the allegation that a minister charged with supplying power to Nigerians would turn around to sabotage his effort. Icheoku is usually not on the side of Nigerian government officials, but this case calls for an exception as what is alleged is highly improbable. It is akin to a dog eating the bone which was hung on its neck. Hopefully it is not the beginning of the usual Nigerians gang-up against anything and everything Igbo with Power Minister Professor Barth Nnaji, an Igboman, being their latest target. Icheoku however adds that Senator Ita Eyang should rather explore ways of legislating out the use of power generators in Nigeria as the mafia that controls the trade on generators are the ones sabotaging power supply in Nigeria and not the Power Minister.
JOE FRAZIER, MOHAMMED ALI'S BOXING NEMESIS IS DEAD.
Rumble in the Jungle, thriller in Manila as well as many other popular sayings in boxing were as a result of his punching power coupled to Ali's. At last the man known as the Smokin Joe is no more; he died of liver cirrhosis aged 67. Icheoku says despite his taunts of Mohammed Ali for his Parkinson disease, Ali has outlived Joe. May his soul rest in peace.
KIM KARDASHIAN SNEAKS DIVORCE ON UNSUSPECTING HUSBAND?
Women, what would they not do; but were it a man that pulled such a fast one, feminists the world over would have screamed blue-murder heartless! So it is that celebrity Kim Kardashian just filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days Kris Humpheries, without first discussing it with him. Now the devastated heart-broken man wants to trade his arm to have Kim back, despite just finding out from the media that he is being divorced by his wife? Icheoku says that shows there was real "LOVE" in the first place; but give it up for Hollywood - the land of plastics; as yet goes another plastic marriage contrapted just for Television ratings! Or could it be that height-challenged and disadvantaged Kim got tired of standing on platforms each time she wants to kiss her soon to be ex-man, who knows; Icheoku is just asking?
SAMSON SIASIA OUSTED.
Icheoku saw it coming when we implored Nigerians not to accept his apology for failing to qualify against Guinea. Our bone with Siasia, a home-based coach, who we had supported his appointment is that he took his beef with goalkeeper Enyema rather too far. A rational man in his position should have been a sportsman by forgiving whatever sins the goalkeeper committed and played him to enable Nigeria qualify; but no, his ego came between, resulting in Nigeria's ouster from the championship. Anyway, what a good riddance.
HERMAIN CAIN STILL BEATING RICK PERRY AND MITT ROMNEY IN THE POLLS?
Yes, say it ain't true, but that is the reality of now that a nigger from the deep south is beating two White establishment candidates in the run-up to the Republican Party's primaries? The latest poll finds Mister 999, flip-flopper, Herman Cain, still leading establishment candidate Mitt Romney and Texan Rick Perry in the likely voters choice for Republican presidential candidate. Icheoku says what an irreconcilable irony that a Republican Nigger is now being engineered to face-off a Democratic Nigger in the biggest political Nigger-fight of the century? The good news however is that it will not happen as the good ole Whiteboys owners of the Republican Party will not let a nigger fly their confederate presidential flag into the election 2012.
GADDAFI, EVEN HIS FRIENDS THE RUSSIANS COULD NOT SAVE HIM?
Icheoku sometimes wonder if certain friendships, especially those who would not be there in hours of need is indeed worth the effort trying to keep it? Icheoku believes that were Russia vehement enough what happened in Libya would not have happened; and the likelihood of persuading Gaddafi into exile would have been higher. But hey, friends for business are just there for the pie and not for the Joe-Cracker who is delusional about his power or the love of his country people for him.
HAMID KARZAI, DOUBLE-FACED JANUS WILL FIGHT AGAINST USA?
Afraid of having his head blown off by Pakistan sponsored turban-wearing mullah/suicide bomber, the US handpicked, installed and protected but ungrateful president of Afghanistan has turned a traitor! Hamid Karzai vowed to take up arms against the United States of America, thereby biting the finger that feeds him and this latest threat by Karzai must not go unpunished. Icheoku says it is about time the United States changed their policy on Karzai from love to hate and let this mullah face his certain and assured demise in the hands of the Taliban. How dare this little man of Kabul say that he will take sides with America's enemies and Pakistan to fight against America in event of hostilities between the two countries; yet America spends her blood and purse trying to maintain this guy in power? Icheoku says now that the real America-hating Karzai has fully taken off his mask of deception, it is time he is left to his fate and marooned in the Taliban infested Afghanistan to purchase his one-way ticket to meet with his 70 virgins? The other time he threatened to take up suicide vests and join suicide-bombing Talibans to kill Americans in Afghanistan and now followed it with his second threat against the security interest of America? Something has to be done about it and fast; Hamid Karzai does not worth any American taxpayers cent being expended on his security and provision - cut the darn guy off and do it NOW Washington!
POPE BENEDICT XVI IS A NAZI - SUSAN SARANDON?
"The last one. Not this Nazi one we have now." With those words, referring to the former and present popes, actress and activist Susan Saradon said the current Catholic Pope and Bishop of Rome, Benedict XVI "is" a member of the Nazi party that fermented Jewish holocaust. Icheoku does not understand why she is being called out for her remarks since it is on record that the pope was once a registered member of the Nazi party youth wing and there are photos to vouch for it. Anyway blame political correctness for all these sensitivities.
THUNDER STRIKES, BLAME IT ON PRESIDENT OBAMA - ANITA PERRY.
Anita Perry, wife of Texas Governor Rick Perry, the man who wants to be Republican Party's presidential candidate in 2012 has blamed President Barack Obama for her son's resignation from his bank job in order to campaign for his dad? Icheoku says ridiculousness has never got this ridiculous that a voluntary act of a full grown trust-fund kid is now being blamed on the president. Anyway, little surprise that Texas is not known for producing very bright minds; so pardon the first lady wanna be for throwing up mud and hoping it will stick. In her own words, she said "My son Griffin had to resign his job at Deutsche Bank because of SEC [Securities and Exchange Commission] Federal regulations that says he can't go out and campaign with his father still employed? My son lost his job because of this administration! What a shame and this is the woman that would be micro-managing her husband Rick Perry should he get into the White House? Icheoku says luckily enough the Perrys did not blame President Obama for the Texas wildfires and unseasonable drought.
UKRAINE JAILS PRIME MINISTER FOR DOING HER JOB?
Yulia Tymoshenko, the former Prime Minister of Ukraine was jailed for seven years for "negotiating a gas deal with Russia in 2009?" Icheoku says ridiculous cannot have any better definition than this judicial persecution of a political opponent in Ukraine. How can negotiating a deal which was in the national interest of a country become a punishable offense; moreso when such was not expressly excluded by constitution; or does the present authorities in Kiev wish that Ukrainians were allowed to freeze to death during the threatened Russia's oil embargo or cut-off. What an incredible abuse of the judicial process by the executive in Kiev; hopefully the higher court will throw out the kangaroo conviction unless they are equally compromised. What a shame.
OAKLAND RAIDERS' AL DAVIES IS DEAD.
Icheoku sympathizes with the Raider Nation on the loss of the excitable hands-on owner and fan numero uno of The Raiders, Al Davies, who passed on today Saturday October 8, 2011. Al was 82 years. Now at least the coach can have the freedom of fielding players who trained in the field of play instead of having players imposed on him by an owner who thinks because he writes the check he can also determine who got to play. May his soul now rest in peace. Hopefully there is NFL Franchise in the world beyond to keep him going; Adieu Al.
APPLE'S STEVE JOBS IS GONE.
Icheoku says adieu Mr I-this, I-that; your journey through this world was not in vain and we shall truly miss your inventive ingenuity. Meanwhile Icheoku will be picking up the new I-Phone 4S as a tribute. So long Stevie!
SHEHU LADAN, ANOTHER TOP NIGERIAN DIES IN A FOREIGN HOSPITAL?
Icheoku says another top-heavy Nigerian has shamelessly died in a foreign hospital where he ran away to thinking that would save his sorry arse? The former Group Managing Director of Nigeria National Petroleum Company, NNPC, Shehu Ladan, died of undisclosed illness at a Qatari hospital in Dubai; but from his womanly-physique he probably was suffering from renal problem and diabetes? His money was not able to purchase him health, not even in a foreign hospital from where his dead body will now be flown back to be interred in the same Nigeria he ran away from to seek medical treatment. Anyway, what a great leveler death is, otherwise some of these people who have failed to do right by and for Nigeria with all the opportunities they have had, would have even bribed death to only kill those Nigerians who could not afford foreign medical trips. Our condolences to the bereaved family.
NIGERIA TURNS 51, HAPPY INDEPENDENCE ANNIVERSARY.
Icheoku says as motherland turns fifty one years old today, some people say there is no need celebrating as there is nothing to celebrate. Icheoku says in as much as things could be better, but there are lots that could provide reason to celebrate:- the ever restive Nigeria military have finally realized their place and are no longer toppling governments; also despite the challenges of security and all the jaw-jaw, Nigerians for most part still love themselves and want to remain one country; at least there was election or its simulation as well as so many other things including the seamless transition. Anyway, happy anniversary Nigeria.
AKHWAT AKWOP CHRISTIAN TERRORIST GROUP, COUNTERS BOKO HARAM?
Icheoku says never a time is violence or threat of it justified and it does not matter if it is by Islamic fundamentalists or christian zealots. Early crusaders are known to some as equally terrorists? Now tired of the menace which is Boko Haram, a christian group, Akhwat Akwop, has formed its own terror-squad to checkmate the Islamic Boko Haram in Nigeria. Icheoku says this is not the answer or solution and therefore calls on the supposedly christian terror group to please sheath their sword. They should remember the biblical injunction "Thou shall not kill"; and also that the Lord Jesus Christ represented and preached peace. He it is who first stated that vengeance is mine says the Lord. Two wrongs does not make a right and Icheoku calls on Akhwat Akwop to advise itself of this and not to join the madness as represented by Boko Haram, currently laying siege on country.
CBS 60 MINUTES ANDY ROONEY, FINALLY WALKS AWAY?
Icheoku says it was a thing since long overdue for CBS to spare viewers of he unsightly too old to still hold a job great grandpa on our televisions. Icheoku thought also that Andy Rooney was out to fulfill his earlier pledge to vacate his seat on a gurney; but at last reason has prevailed and the apparition will no longer haunt our televisions any more. At 92 years old, it does not matter how good any person is, just the straggling eyebrows, wrinkly skins and loose-hanging jowls makes it simply too tortuous to see on our televisions and Icheoku makes bold to add that were Andy Rooney a blackman or a woman or any other minority person in America, he would have been canned long ago. Anyway, what a riddance although somewhat too late in coming; and may the great grandpa now spend whatever is left of his natural life, enjoying his children, grand-children and great grand children. So long Rooney.
NOBEL LAUREATE PROFESSOR WANGARI MUTA MAATHAI OF KENYA IS DEAD
Environmentalist and activist aka the environmental Amazon of Kenya, Wangari Muta Maathai has died; aged 71, of Ovarian cancer - the same stuff that killed Miriam Babangida. She founded the Green Belt Movement through which she waged fights against deforestation in Kenya and for which she won the Nobel in 2004. Icheoku says may her soul rest in peace.
FOLSOM STREET FAIR, SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA, USA!
Icheoku says it is the real be all you can be place as men magically change into women and women into man. Pictured is one of the guys who would rather be a woman; but hey, if that is what makes his life go on who is Icheoku to say stop. So keep on keeping on San Franciscans as everyone has just one life to live. What a make-up indeed?
DIZEANI, INDEED VERY BEAUTIFUL.
Icheoku reiterates that this particular woman, Nigeria Minister for Oil is indeed beautiful and happy are those eyes that first befall her each morning as she wakes up to see the rising sun. What a creature of inestimable beauty she is - just look at those eyeballs.
DOMINIQUE STRAUSS KAHN, SEX WITH JANITOR IS A MORAL FAILURE.
Icheoku says give it up to the French horn-dog DSK Strauss Kahn whose romp with a hotel cleaning lady Nafissatou Diallo made recent scandalous headlines of powerful men behaving badly? The French man now says he is contrite about his uncontrolled libido and that he disappointed numerous people. According to him, "it was a failing, a failing vis-a-vis my wife, my children and my friends but also a failing vis-a-vis the French people, who had vested their hopes for change in me. It was a moral failing and I am not proud of it. I regret it infinitely. I have regretted it everyday for the past four months and I think I'm not done regretting it." Icheoku asks, when is Mr Dominique Strauss Kahn going to apologize to the janitor for not paying for a blow-job rendered to him or just simply write her a check for the agreed fee and for her pain and suffering. Icheoku has always maintained that whatever took place between the two was consensual and that the maid got smart or rather mad after DSK reneged on their agreed term of rendering her knob-polishing contract. Or may be it the Frenchy-way of doing business just to receive?
NO FREE LUNCH IN AMERICA, GREAT GRAND MOTHER EVICTED!
Icheoku says give it up for capitalism without soul as callous possessors evicted a 101 year old great great grandmother from her home of over sixty years in Detroit Michigan. What a world we are turning into where Tea Party supporters at a Republican Party's presidential nomination bid debate cheered to allow poor and uninsured Americans to just die and die quickly instead of wasting tax payers money on them? Anyway 101 year old Texana Hollis must be questioning her maker why He kept her alive for too long to see such a day when such a fate would befall her despite her very advanced age. Icheoku says, where are all those philanthropic Americans to the rescue of great grand Nana.
EGYPT BURNS ISRAELI EMBASSY
Icheoku says, just say no to vandalism of any kind, whether it is against Israeli embassy in Cairo or any other; it is simply not a good testament to a people. No more such acts Egyptians; please do not spoil the goodwill which you secured when you took your country back from Hosni Mubarak last February. Just build your democracy first and let other things be taken care of later.
UNITED STATES OF EUROPE NEEDED - GERHARD SCHROEDER
The former Germany Chancellor, Gerhard Schroeder, made a case for a United European government that will stand and compete with other united blocs of the world. According to him, "The current crisis makes it relentlessly clear that we cannot have a common currency zone without a common fiscal, economic and social policy. We will have to give up national sovereignty. From the European Commission, we should make a government which would be supervised by the European Parliament. And that means the United States of Europe." Icheoku agrees that those Europeans should pawn up their unnecessary national pride respectively and embrace a united bloc that will really empower them to compete globally instead of this pinch-penny quasi union of Euro-zone and currency. The way forward is to either go the full hog and assimilate or dissolve whatever it is they currently have and be extension, put an end to all this pretended unity. Icheoku therefore aligns itself to the former Chancellor's position and states that a United States or Countries of Europe is a thing which time has since come.
DEPORTATION FEVER, DOUBLE WAHALLA FOR NAFISSATOU DIALLO?
Unconfirmed sources hinted that the "dirty" African accuser of white Frenchman Dominique Strauss Kahn may be shipped back to the dark continent? Anyway if it is true she lied about her sexual favors, she deserves all that she gets as her tale suggests a sexual blackmailer who wanted to use her genitalia to realize her American Dream? Soon and very soon she will be having an African Nightmare in her native Guinea instead. Never been wrongly accused, you will not understand what DSK possible went through; admitted he cheated on his dutiful wife.
NASIR EL RUFIA, ANOTHER AGENT OF SHARIA AND THE IMPENDING JIHAD?
Icheoku says it is becoming increasingly obvious that the mullahs of the north are up to no good and are trying their possible best to provoke a war? First Rufai went to London and cast aspersion on the president's election, he was briefly invited for questioning when the Chief Imam himself, Buhari, threatened and demanded his immediate release. Then enter Sanusi's Islamic Banking bait and now Nasir is again accusing Obasanjo of impropriety at privatisation but failed to disclose why he did not resign from office then as a consciencious objector? All of a sudden as if from the heavens Babangida barges in through the door and slammed Obasanjo? Icheoku says President Jonathan and the rest of other Nigerians will be naive not to see the handwriting on the wall and start planning for the D-day. If it quacks like a duck and walks like one, it might as well be a duck and Icheoku says these piling on is not for nothing.
AUGUSTUS AIKHOMU, BABANGIDA'S ACCOMPLICE, IS DEAD!
Icheoku congratulates the late Admiral Augustus Aikhomu for at least dying in Nigeria; unlike his other counterparts high-up Nigeria former government officials who embark on overseas medical tourism whenever they take ill, only to eventually die in such foreign hospitals, alone and lonely. These officials could have developed medical centers of excellence in Nigeria for all to access but their wickedness and selfishness did not let them. Moreso because they could easily afford to travel abroad anytime to seek the best care available so why should they bother with fixing a decayed medical system back home.Icheoku also says anybody who could conveniently collude with Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida in the annulment of June 12 election should not be missed by Nigerians, not even in death. Therefore Aikhomu's death is not a biggie and we pray the good Lord hasten the demise of all that contributed in keeping Nigeria down and out all these years since independence. Icheoku does not belong to the school of sycophancy that blows with the wind and sings undeserving praises each time some sentimental opportunity rears its head, regardless of the person's antecedents. Our condolences however goes to the bereaved family on their loss. Aikhomu was 70 plus and died of prostrate cancer.
THE BIAFRAN GIRL, VICTIM OF YAKUBU GOWON'S INDUCED KWASHIOKOR.
Genocidal Yakubu Gowon committed war crimes during Nigeria/Biafran war by using starvation of women and children as an instrument of war. This picture of a Biafran girl, a victim of Gowon's hyper-malnutrition war tactic, is placed here as a remembrance and prayer for the dear leader of Biafra, Chief Odumegwu Ojukwu. Admitted that he did not succeed, but it could have been worse if not for his intervention and for this the people of Biafra forever woes him their gratitude. Icheoku hopes that the latest 'IM' on his demise is not true and we pray and remember him for all that he sacrificed on behalf the Biafran people.
A CASE OF NZA THE BIRD AND THE OSTRICH?
It usually does not take them time before blabbing out the comparisons and Icheoku wonders on what basis? Anyway what can Icheoku add to our dear Ghana Must Go very pointy remark other than to say 'beeni' - the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help Nigeria dear God.
SAM LOCO EFE, NOLLYWOOD'S GREAT IS DEAD !
Icheoku has learnt that Sam Loco Efe, popular Nollywood actor and comedian, whose career help jump-start the Nigeria's Nollywood movie industry is dead. Sam who was recuperating from a brief illness; died in his hotel room at Rapour Hotel, Amakaohai, along Orlu road in Owerri, Imo state Nigeria. He was 66. Icheoku says may his soul and all other departed rest in peace.
EDWIN UMEZOKE, ANOTHER NIGERIAN HIGH-UP DIES IN A FOREIGN HOSPITAL?
Icheoku says once again another Nigeria "big man" and former speaker of House of Representative in the second republic, Chief Edwin Umezoke has died in a foreign hospital in faraway India where he went on a medical pilgrimage only to give up his ghost. Umezoke was 76 years old and died lonely in a foreign land.Shamelessly, he is one of those Nigerians who had an opportunity to make some difference including in the health care services industry but didn't just because he could afford foreign medical services? Anyway death does not know who can travel to India to die or who would only afford that quack under Niger bridge head. As Icheoku extends our sympathy to the family of the bereaved, we urge Nigerian officials to strive to bring home to Nigeria those services they seek abroad. It is a shame that this medical tourism and pilgrimage is continuing till this day in Nigeria.
BOKO HARAM IS NORTHERN NIGERIANS SPONSORED TERRORIST OUTFIT.
Icheoku says the only reason those Northern Nigerian mullahs are hurriedly asking for JTF to leave Maiduguri and for amnesty to be granted those Islamic terrorists is because they are afraid the net is closing in on them. They are sponsors of Boko Haram Islamist terrorists and are afraid of being outed, hence the rush to get the menace over with quickly before they will be implicated. How can these mullahs suddenly open their mouths calling for security operations to end when Boko Haram is still setting off bombs and killing innocent Nigerians when they have been keeping quiet as the whirl wind they sowed blows everything wide apart. Icheoku says if only President Jonathan has what it takes to get at these uncircumsized desert dwellers and have them tried and shot for treason. Who is fooling who; and who are Boko Haram if not these mullahs parading themselves as leaders of the North?
AS NEW YORK GOES GAY-HO, CAN CHILDREN BE SPARED OF THE DRAMA?
Icheoku has no beef with who anyone chooses to love or marry, including cats and dogs or in some cases Sequoia trees; but it would be a fair practice not to overtly involve innocent children in the politics of gay marriage. This little angel has nothing to do with this and is very oblivious of what is going on and Icheoku suggests that whoever custodian that planted her to play this role should reconsider next time not to use a child in this manner. Just leave them out of adults politics, period. Anyway congratulations to all the New Yorkers Born this way on their historic day of tying the nuptials.
JONATHAN IS SIMPLY TIMID, HOSTING CAMERON IN LAGOS..
Icheoku says that trip to Lagos by President Goodluck Jonathan to host British Cameron is ill advised as Abuja is Nigeria's seat of power and if Cameron cannot accommodate a trip to Abuja, his meeting with the president should have been rescheduled for another more convenient future time. It is very demeaning indeed that the president should heed the Brit's preferred location of meeting and be the one going to meet Cameron instead of the other way round. Anyway, that is what happens when one usurps an office which is not naturally his at this time and have to pander to every Tom, Dick and Harry to appear to be in control, for protection and in order to be accepted. Aso Rock is Nigeria's 10 Downing Street and not State House Marina Lagos.
ALADE ABANIWONDA, A FRUSTRATED NIGERIAN POLITICIAN COMMITS SUICIDE?
Icheoku says, but why didn't someone tell this man that politics is a game of gain and lose; and that it is for gamblers and gamblers do not commit suicide just because they lost as there will always be a next time? Anyway, it is possible that it is the loans he owes the banks, with which he financed his both failed senatorial and ministerial ambitions, that actually pushed him over the ledge; except of course it is the African magic remote control that was used by his "enemies" to hypnotized him into taking his own life. Icheoku says it is cowardice for anyone to take one's own life and Al-Mustaim Alade Abaniwonda does not deserve anyone's sympathy. To the family however, our condolences.
SEAN HOARE, WHEN WHISTLE BLOWING COULD COST LIFE IN LONDON?
Icheoku hitherto thought that it was exclusive Russia's Kremlin to order hit on "enemies of the mother Russia"; but now it would appear that if that enemy is against a corporation, the same Russian treatment could be mete out to such loud-mouth? Just speculating as the British Police have so far not ruled anything in or out of the sudden death of the man who blew the lid off FoxNews owner Rupert Murdock's British company phone tapping scandal. Sean Hoare a former staffer was found dead in his home and icheoku joins millions of others in saying the coincidence at this time of bright searchlight being beamed on Mr Murdock's business practices in the UK is rather too surreal. So watch your backs, you rattle snakes out there waiting to pull the rug off the feet of your employers.
GLENN BECK CHASED OUT OF NEW YORK, LANDS IN TEXAS!
Icheoku says now the racist white pig has finally rendezvous with his natural habitat where he can finally become fully initiated into the Ku Klux Klan. A poisonous and misleading talking-head who brought more odium and ridicule to FoxNews than credit. Anyway having been declared persona non grata in NYC, Texas provides a good dump for such bigoted piece of humanity and together with Governor Perry, they can now secede to their warped independent Aryan country of their ilks - those few stupid white people who think only them deserves a life. They can then exists as they deem fit but leave the rest of other decent humanity alone here in the United States of America. Good riddance of a bad rubbish both by the suddenly seemingly repentant FoxNews and the big apple, NYC.
'HAVING A CHILD IS GOOD BUT IT IS NOT A DUTY' - BETTY FORD.
Icheoku says adieu Betty Ford, former first lady of late President Gerald Ford, who has just gone to rejoin her husband. Betty was 93 years old and would be most remembered for speaking candidly on issues as well as her love and addiction to the bottle. So long Betty!
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AMERICA!
It is independence day America; so as you enjoy all the merriment of the anniversary, remember that the gains made over the years could always be improved upon. Happy independence annivesrary!
MARIA CANNOT FORGIVE AND FORGET ARNOLD, FILES FOR DIVORCE.
From the Terminator that is. A man who terminated his own marriage by knocking up their house maid and fathering a child out of wedlock by her. This was simply too unbearable for the Kennedy niece; a matter made more painful because Arnold had the sexual dalliance with the house maid on Maria's matrimonial bed? Icheoku asks, but what happened to the Christian virtue of forgiveness, believing Maria Shriver-Kennedy Schwarzenegger is a Christian or is it the usual case of anyone remaining an angel provided no one ruffles their feathers? Anyway what is done is done; and walking out of a marriage cannot put the genie back into the bottle nor will it stop the Terminator from scoring chics; but Maria knows best. But does any marriage really work other than the facade most people put up just to get by in the society that is too judgmental.
APENA, JEGEDE'S WIFE IS DEAD!
Christy 'Apena' Essien-Igbokwe , the wife of Jegede Shokoya of the New Masquerade and Nigeria's lady of songs is dead; she was 51years old. Although her family claimed that "brief Illness" killed her like so many Nigerians; Icheoku retorts that it was most likely AKwa Ibom voodoo and remote control that was used to arrest her. It is on record that she had fallen out with the governor of her native Akwa Ibiom State and have been having a relentless war for political turf with the governor? So who knows whether she was sacrificed to Ekpe cult or even Alusi-Okija as an offal; afterall African science is still very much alive and portent. May her soul rest in peace.
CHIEF IMAM OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI
Now Nigerians know why a man whose educational training and specialization is Sharia was imposed on the Central Bank of Nigeria. Mallam or rather Imam Sanusi Lamido Sanusi studied Islamic Sharia implementation in Nigeria at a Sudanese Islamic University and less than a decade in the banking industry, he was severally elevated until his latest schtick at the CBN. His first order of business, to rewound all the progresses of the last ten years preparatory to implementing his Sharia Islamic Banking in a supposedly secular Nigeria. Icheoku is at a loss on the silence of President Jonathan as this Imam at the CBN forcibly imposes his warped ideological Islamic banking on Nigeria. The president should be man enough to fire this bank chief or better still take a strong position on this Islamic banking - if they do not like it, too bad.
41ST PRIDE SF 2011 DID NOT DISAPPOINT.
They came in their numbers, as colorful as it gets and happily displaying their stuff; except that unlike in New York, it is still not legal for same sex couples to marry in California. These folks have hope and New York has set the way for what is possible in California. Patricia Glass pictured is one happy participant; admitted she is not naked as her nipples are covered as required by law, hmmm? Icheoku says, happy pride week LGBT.
IS THIS BLASPHEMY OR WHAT?
Icheoku wonders whether this pro-gay activist has gone off the reservation and strayed a little too far in his interpretation of the biblical teaching about Jesus Christ? Admitted that Jesus Christ figuratively had two fathers - God the father and Joseph the husband of Mary but to juxtapose same with the current effort for gays to marry is simply going too far. Icheoku supports anyone's right to marry anything including his dog, cat or even ferret and does not know society's interest in preventing anyone from experiencing torture masquerading as marriage. Let them lose their freedom just like other members of the society.
MITT ROMNEY GOES ROGUE ON REPUBLICANISM, WEAK ON SECURITY?
The RomneyCare former governor of Massachusetts and Republican Party's presidential nominee wanna-be lacks strong defense foreign policy credentials. He said Americas troops should not be used to help liberate peoples of the world and he forgot their primary objective. Icheoku says if this is all the Republican Party could offer; then get Icheoku our President Obama second inauguration T-shirt right now as we are ready to adorn it right away! What a huge joke or should we borrow Karl Rove's Donald Trump acronym "Joke Candidate!" who does not understand the fundamental tents of the Republican Party - strong defense!
AHMAN AL ZAWAHIRI, AL-QUEIDA'S NEW CEO?
Good enough the board of directors of the terrorist organisation, Al-Queida Inc., has appointed or promoted a well known face, the former number two to Osama Bin Laden, Alman Al Zawahiri as its new Chief Executive Officer and thereby stamping the bullseye on his back. The hunters of terrorists will not be encumbered trying to figure out who they are looking for; so America Navy Seal Team Six should be ready to mount another daring operation to take out this terror-chief any time from now. Icheoku believes that his hunt will not be as prolonged as the dead Bin Laden's and it is only a matter of time before a US made gun will be trailed on his chest or forehead which ever enters the cross-hairs first. What a sorry SOB this Egyptian doctor now terrorist chief is and Icheoku prays he joins Bin Laden, sleeping with the fishes, very soon and incapable of meeting with his 70 virgins!
DISMEMBERED WIFE AND MOTHER, CHARLENE GAITHER.
Domestic violence takes a new life everyday and mindless savagery as this often becomes the after-burners of years of pain and anguish. Icheoku says it does not have to come to this as there is something called walking-away. Just get a divorce and thus get rid of the irritant rather than getting yourself into more heart-aches and eventual crime!
BULGING CONGRESSMAN WEINER TEARS UP, IT SHOULD HAVE COME EARLIER!
Before hitting the send key! Icheoku says give it up to randy politicians and their ever-ready tears of a clown which freely flows each time they are caught pants down in the act. From the "I did not sleep with that woman, Monica Lewinsky" to Client 9 to Ensign etc, the play-act is always the same, first deny it and then blame the devil for making him do it with a fake tear. Anyway, Icheoku is not sitting on judgment over an overaged Fraternity guy displaying his endowment, but he should have been man enough to own up initially and not this belated with tears of supposed remorse!
THE STUFF LEGEND IS MADE OF, THE RIESTER TWINS DIE ON THE SAME DAY!
They were born just seconds apart in Buffalo, New York, United States of America on March 27, 1919 and they died just hours apart on Wednesday, June 1, 2011 at St Petersburg, Florida, United States of America. Twin brothers Adrian and Julian Riester were both professed Franciscan Friars for 65 years and stayed together throughout their 92 years on this earth. Icheoku wishes them both a glorious transition to On High!
ANYIM PIUS ANYIM, THE NEW SGF
Icheoku says provided he will concentrate his effort at Abuja in helping President Jonathan to succeed and not use his newly found power to lord it over the people to Ebonyi State. This is usually the bane of Igbo politicians who cannot get along with one another and try to run each other out of town as they become absolutely intoxicated by power. Icheoku hopes the Nwodo-Chime turf war in Enugu will not replicate itself in Abakiliki between the new SGF and Governor Martin Elechi. Icheoku says, just remain 'part of the team of champions that are being putting in place to drive the transformation agenda' and it shall be well with you. On this understanding, our congratulations to the new Secretary of the Government of the Federation, Pius Anyim!
GEORGE TRON'S RAPE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE FRENCH MEN?
When the world is yet to grapple the sexual assault of Dominique Strauss-Kahn on a hotel janitor, here comes another French man and until recently, a minister in the French government of Monsieur Sarkozy, George Tron, being accused of rape by two French women? Icheoku says it must be in the French cheese and wine that such testateron that makes these French men too horny to beg that they just forcibly take it. Anyway give t up to the French in matters of the heart; but this violence on women is another terrifying dimension!
OIL MINISTER DIEZANI ALLISON MADUEKE, ISN'T SHE PRETTY!
Her eyes will melt away any sadness and calm any raging inferno. Icheoku says this lady is darn pretty! Have yourself a wonderful weekend.
OPRAH WALKS AWAY!
After 25 long years holding the center stage of day time talk-show, Lady 'O' said enough and walked off the stage for the final time; thus marking the end of her day time Oprah Winfrey Show. Icheoku wishes Lady 'O' all the best as she pursues her new venture - Oprah Winfrey Network.
PRESIDENT OBAMA'S RITES OF PASSAGE, NOW HE IS PRESIDENT O'BAMA!
Icheoku says the Irish have 'stolen' President Barack Obama from the Kenyans as the president went home to Moneygall Ireland to take his rites of passage into becoming a full Irish man? At a town's pub, the president was offered the dark bitter brew which formally made him an Irish man. Icheoku asks, what are the Kenyans waiting for or don't they have some potion of their own to offer the president in their battle with the Irish as to who truly claims ownership of the president. Ladies and gentlemen, success has a lot of company indeed as one person is now being fought over by three continents!
IMF CHIEF DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN, A PERVERT!
Icheoku says this Frenchman forgot that he was in America and also failed to take lessons from Bill Clinton's experience when he solicited a "Monica Lewinsky" from a maid in Manhattan! Dominique Strauss-Kahn was too cheap to call Elliot Spitzer for a lead to client number 9 service provider as he would rather spend his money on hotel suites than give it to a whore. Now he is keeping company with the law since America is not France or some other third world or Africa country where his influence would have been enough to give him a pass. Hopefully he will in addition to being convicted and sent away, be sued for civil damages which will be enough to free the maid from such future aggressive misbehavior of other high and powerful hotel guests; provided of course she is not intimidated into silence by the hotel or some private detectives hired by the defense lawyers to dig into her past including whether she is living in the country illegally. Anyway what a peek into the arrogant life of the rich and powerful who think the world and its underlings are theirs to dominate. What a poor horny-dog French man, this Dominique is!
PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN, CAN IGBOS CONTINUE TO TRUST THIS MAN?
Or is it about time they took their red cap and go their own way? DSP Alamesigha trusted him and he lost the governorship of Bayelsa? Umaru Yar'Adua trusted him and he lost the presidency; now the Igbos trusted him and they have lost the Speakership of the House of Representatives and by extension, a seat at the table of power. Icheoku says it is in their DNA as there appears to be still no love lost between the Niger Delta minorities and their supposed big brother in the Southeast. Anyway what can Icheoku tell you except that the Southeast Igbos appears to have been 419ed by this man!
REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL RACE 2012, HUCKABEE CHICKENS OUT!
Icheoku says Mike Huckabee correctly read the handwriting on the wall that there is no way in hell Republicans can beat President Barack Obama in 2012 and that he personally does not stand any chance of being nominated as the Republican flag bearer, hence his decision to take the easy way out. Icheoku says this former Arkansas governor is a smart alec and knows when not to fight an already assured lost battle. So with Mikey now out of the way, that is one person less the several presidential wanna-bes including Donald Trump, who want to change their address to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Way to go Mikey and it does not matter if your heart or head or pocket said the NO.
HORRIFIC AND INCREDIBLE, AS MOM FRIES BABY IN A MICROWAVE OVEN!
Once again those who said that looks could be deceptive have been proved right as this rather attractive woman turned out to be a devil incarnate herself. Her name is China Arnold and she was recently convicted of aggravated murder in the death of her daughter, 28-day-old Paris Talley in August 2005; whom she fried alive in a microwave oven reaching 108 degrees. Icheoku says before you make that leap of fate on a supposedly found love interest, pause and ponder; as anyone would have so easily taken this monster home thinking he has found a future life partner. Now you know why her boyfriend made a dash for his dear life as any woman who is capable of roasting her own child, whom she carried in her womb for nine long months, in a microwave oven is capable of causing other grievous bodily harm to any other including the slicing off of the genitilias. Oh daughters of Eve, why do you stomach such anger under your belly?
AYMAN AL-ZAWAHIRI NEXT IN THE LINE OF FIRE, A DEAD MAN WALKING!
Icheoku says it is only a matter of time before Al-Querida number two terrorist-in-chief, Ayman Muhammad Rabaie al-Zawahiri is delivered justice. The fugitive can hide as the coward he is but the long reach of the United States intelligence assets will find him and the special forces will nail him. Good enough number one is now gone so that makes it easy to concentrate assets on locating and dispatching number two. What a fumbling maggot this animal is that touched the tail of the tiger and having murdered sleep, can sleep no more until he assumes room temperature preparatory to his sleeping with the fishes! The good thing is that he will be easily recognizable and will require no DNA or facial recognition or any kind; just look at that forehead mark!
MARK TONER, STATE DEPARTMENT DESERVES BETTER?
Icheoku is just wondering whether Mark Toner is the best the States Department could find as their spokesman? His elucidation and clarity of statements is not the best there is or ever was; and he is somewhat shy or lacks confidence that eye contact usually is an issue. To some extent Mark Toner shares some uncanny 'mouth/facial' resemblance to United States Ambassador to the United Nations, Dr Susan Rice that were they of the same race, Icheoku would have concluded they were related. Anyway, Icheoku says the State Department could use a better spokesperson to more succinctly get the message out and across; as the current one, Mark Toner falls awfully too short.
NO SHRINE FOR OSAMA BIN LADEN, DEMOLISH HIS DEATH HOME NOW!
Icheoku calls on the Pakistani authorities to bulldoze the home where Osama Bin Laden lived and met his final waterloo in Abottabad. That way his heinous legend will be wiped away without anything physical to continuously remind the world of him. If the structure is not demolished, his fanatical followers might find it a Mecca of some sort, where they will go to pay homage to their hero, the villain of the world. Remember his blood was spilled there, so he is still there in some form; so leaving the building standing could defeat the essence of his watery interment as it could still be converted into a shrine in his honor. If the Pakistanis will not do it themselves, may be America should or make them do it at the pain of paying dearly for harboring the world's most notorious fugitive. Icheoku says, demolish that building now and completely erase his memory - a building where Bin Laden hid in plain sight and with the 'support' of the Pakistani authorities for more than five long years while America was led on a wild goose chase of him through the rugged terrains of Afghanistan and where he shed his blood should not be left standing!
SULTAN JOINS ISSUES WITH ORITSEJAFOR, FAILS TO CONDEMN BUHARI?
The Sultan of Sokoto Caliphate and head of Muslims in Nigeria, Mohamed Sa'ad Abubakar has taken side in the post election mayhem which engulfed Northern Nigeria. It is apparent that the mullah saw nothing wrong in what Buhari said that ultimately triggered the riots and denied it was religious? Icheoku says this Sultan is being economical with the truth in insisting that the riot was not Islamic religion tinged; otherwise why was it not nationally spread but localized in Sharia Islamic Northern Nigeria? Also if this Sultan is dispassionate and have no dog in the fight, why was he not courageous enough to call out Buhari on his statement, encouraging and instigating his followers to lynch people who disagrees with his Islamic agenda in Nigeria? Anyway, the wax which the British colonial masters used to band-aid the humpty-dumpty called Nigeria is gradually melting away by the actions of these Muhmammadu Buhari led street urchins and pretty soon, the rest of Nigerians will make their minds up on the way forward; but these incessant slaughter of defenseless Nigerians in their country cannot go on unabated whether or not the Sultan and his acolytes likes it.
JUST WONDERING, IF IBORI WHY NOT ATIKU?
Icheoku says if the former governor of Delta State James Onanefe Ibori could be extradited to London for money laundering related charges, why not extend the same treatment to Atiku Abubakar, who is allegedly wanted in the United States for similar offenses? Just thinking out aloud or have the US Department of Justice not requested for Atiku to be handed over to face his alleged criminal charges yet; afterall his point-man Representative William Jefferson of Louisiana is since cooling off in prison for his role in the Atiku reef. So Icheoku asks, when will Abubakar Atiku go to the United States or be shipped off there?
BUHARI IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU, NIGERIANS!
Please, please, please Nigerians remember it was like yesterday that the same man was lording it over Nigerians and recently praised late Sani Abacha as being the most honest president ever seen in Nigeria. This Buhari is mean, lean and vengeful. He is not good for Nigeria's corporate existence, so DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM.
NATO DOES NOT OWE LIBYAN REBELS A THING, HAS ALREADY DONE ENOUGH!
Icheoku says Benghazi General Abdul Fattah Younis and his rag-tag so called rebels should stop behaving as if anybody sent them to take up arms against their country's government. These rebels have been complaining that NATO is not doing enough and they failed to say when it was that they employed NATO to do their dirty job for them? NATO promised to stop a possible Benghazi massacre and that they did, but for this rebellious soldier and his group to now become cry-babies each time Gaddafi's forces responds to their provocation, accusing NATO of not doing enough makes Icheoku sick. They want power, they should go and get it and not wait in the lurch for NATO to do all the heavy lifting for them to now come and enjoy; after which they will start burning flags and effigies of Western countries and their leaders. Icheoku says NATO has done enough and should withdraw except Younis and his Libyan rebels undersigns to pay for the effort, period.
CAPTURED LAURENT GBAGBO'S NECK, GOOD FOR THE NOOSE!
There should be no time wasted with this man - just a summarily trial and execution as any attempt to keep him alive in any manner will continue to elicit commentary from his beneficiaries and thereby causing restiveness in Ivory Coast. Icheoku says take Gbagbo to the lamp-post or make him walk the plank for the sake of Ivory Coast.
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SAYS HE IS RUNNING?
Icheoku says we don't know if we are running with him this time just yet. Africa has been left behind and folks are being slaughtered in Ivory Coast and no aircraft carrier is in sight plus a host of other issues militating against brothers and sisters. May be we gonna sit this one out; but GREAT may be ......?
MUHAMMADU BUHARI, THE TROUBLE WITH NIGERIA!
Icheoku says Nigeria's parlous state today could be traced to Muhammadu Buhari, who in 1983, violently aborted Nigeria's second republic democracy. Icheoku said violently because one of the coup plotters Major General Bako, who was sent to Aso Rock to arrest President Shehu Shagari was shot to death by Brigade of Guards in Aso Rock. Since December 31st 1983 when Muhammadu Buhari's junta struck, Nigeria has never known peace or progress as it was repeatedly bastardized by a retinue of army men led by Ibrahim Babangida, Sani Abacha and Abdulsalam Abubakar. Their tenure brought the nightmare Nigeria is yet to fully awake from in order to chart a new direction. Icheoku therefore affirms that Buhari is the change that Nigerians need and desire to make; so his slogan is right that says Buhari4Change. Nigerians should therefore change Buhari by rejecting Buhari and his curse of military intervention that put Nigeria several decades behind. BUHARI4CHANGE, CHANGE BUHARI; DO NOT VOTE FOR AN ANTI-DEMOCRACY DESPOT, BUHARI.
BUHARI FOR CHANGE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
Icheoku pleads with Nigerians not to buy into the hogwash that Buhari is for change as Buhari is the reason why Nigerians what to change. Nigerians want to change from military dictatorship or any semblance of it. Buhari overthrew Alhaji Shehu Shagari democratically elected government in December 31, 1983 and heralded the successive Babangida, Abacha and Abdulsalam military regimes. Buhari is therefore a military man and will run an exclusive government instead of the all inclusive government democracy entails. Buhari has blood of innocent Nigerians in his hand. Buhari is corrupt otherwise where did he get the money for a presidential campaign run? Buhari is anti freedom of the press and the people, remember Decree 4 that sent Nduka Irabor and Thompson Maduka to prison. Nigerians do not suffer amnesia as you go to the polls to elect the next president. Just remember the hands dealt you by Obasanjo and reject another military dictator from ever coming back to power. REJECT BUHARI, DO NOT VOTE FOR BUHARI
ISLAMIC HATRED OF THE USA, RUNS DEEP.
The sign of things facing USA in the Arab world as a protester in Jakarta Indonesia denounce the American led coalition of the willing Libyan intervention. Icheoku doubts if ever the hearts and minds of these mullahs and madrassa scholars will ever be won under these circumstances.
GERALDINE FERRARO IS DEAD.
She was Walter Mondale's vice presidential candidate in 1984 and reemerged later in 2008 when she criticized and campaigned against then presidential candidate and now President Barack Obama. Geraldine Ferraro died of blood cancer, she was 75years old. Icheoku says so long Dino, adieu!
DAVID SCHUBERT, A HOLIER THAN THOU DISTRICT ATTORNEY?
While he prosecuted Paris Hilton, he used! While he prosecuted Bruno Mars, he used; and so were so many other victims! And so the story goes that the hard-charging and ass-bursting deputy District Attorney David Schubert is also a junkie; may be a case of do what I say but not what I do? The DA was busted after buying a rock cocaine for a fix. What a hypocritical world we live; but does anyone know if this "Pharisee" is also a Republican? What a pitiful mugshot.
WARREN CHRISTOPHER, FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE IS DEAD!
His last famous appearance was during the Gore v. Bush 2000 presidential tug of war when he was the arrow-man for Gore and the Democratic party. Warren Christopher was 85 years and died of old age related disease.
MUAMMAR GADHAFI, AWAITING THE NO FLY ZONE?
Icheoku asks does Muammar Gadhafi really understand what is coming his way or still oblivious of the enormity of a no fly zone. If he understands it there is no emotion to betray that; but Icheoku hopes that the whole episode shall soon be a thing of the past.
JAPAN, NO WHALING NO TSUNAMI!
The gods are angry at the Japanese by visiting them with two calamitous events - a 8.9 earthquake and a devastating tsunami. Icheoku asks, could their disregard for the giants of the seas be the reason for the washing away of parts of their country, killing thousands in the process? Icheoku asks the Japanese to put a halt to killing thees Kings and Queens of the sea kingdom and see the sea leave them alone. Please leave the whales alone; stop whaling!
JAPAN IMPENDING NUCLEAR MELTDOWN, A CASE OF FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER?
Icheoku queries whether the world has created a Frankenstein Monster with nuclear energy without devising a safe-mode of handling it? The impending nuclear apocalypse in Fukushima Dai-ichi is proving one such monster that even the scientists who brought it about do not seem to know how to contain the increasing temperature therein, leading to a possible meltdown. Does Chernobyl and Mile three Island ring any bell? It is a pity the triple tragedy Japan has been hit with at the same time - an 8.9 magnitude earthquake, a treacherous tsunami and now a nuclear meltdown in the offing. Icheoku prays God Almighty to please forgive the Japanese whatever sin they may have committed to warrant these rage. One natural disaster is more than enough but two plus a scientific one is just too many. Please help Japan at this hour of great need, donate today through the Red Cross. Their need is dire and every dime counts. Icheoku has donated and encourage you to donate today!
JAPANESE EARTHQUAKE GOOD FOR GADDAFI, GIVES HIM A BREAK!
A popular aphorism goes that one man's meat is another man's poison and so, the tragedy which befell Japan may ironically turn into a cause-celebre for Moummar Gaddafi's government. At least it has for the moment taken the searchlight off the Libyan strongman and he could use this opportunity of great distraction to take his country back from those "medicated al-Querida sponsored invaders" who are fermenting trouble in his land. Anyway with so much on the plate of the world especially America coupled to the reluctance of Russia, China and Italy to follow through with punishing or removing Gaddafi, Icheoku says that Director of National Intelligence may be right that Moummar Gaddafi may afterall survival the putsch to take him out. France recognition of the rebels notwithstanding, since France is not a major world player, Gaddafi seems more confident than ever of a successful reclaim of his Libya from those "few dissenters and trouble-makers?" Icheoku like the rest of the world is waiting and watching to see how the Libyan revolution turned civil war is finally concluded..
FRENCH PRESIDENT GOES ON TRIAL!
Former French President Jacques Chirac has been charged with embezzlement, breach of trust and conflict of interest, based on allegations linked to his tenure as Paris Mayor long before he began his presidency. The former president was alleged to have corruptly paid his cronies for jobs which did not exist and for which they claimed to have worked - akin to Nigeria's ghost workers; except that in this case the ghost workers were visible and the jobs were the real ghosts - call it ghost jobs!
CHARLIE SHEEN'S CRY FOR HELP, STRONG INTERVENTION NEEDED.
Icheoku says Brittany Spears was once going off the cliff in the same manner as the crazed-out "Two and half men" star but was saved by the intervention of the courts and his father. This is what is required now in order to pull the cliff-hanger, Charlie Sheen, back on his footing. His drug abuse, weirdness and such other outrageous behavior is simply a cry for help as there is something going on with his internals more than the eyes can see that needs urgent help. Icheoku says the remedy is simple, just get Charlie Sheen the desired help he desperately needs. If Brittany Spears could be saved, so could Charlie Sheen.
MICHAEL HUCKABEE'S BIRTHER COMMENT, NOT A MISSPOKE!
Icheoku says what Michael Huckabee said concerning the growing up of President Barack Obama in Kenya was not a misspoke as his minders have tried to claim. What he said is in furtherance of the birthers claim that President Obama is not an American and Huckabee only reiterated that while putting into words what his dark-mind agrees with. According to the once over-weight mediocre Republican Party's presidential candidate, speaking of President Obama, "I would love to know more, but what I know is troubling enough. And one thing that I do know is his having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example's very different than the average American." Icheoku fires back that Michael Huckabee is deliberately raising again the rested issue of President Obama's birthplace and even the Indonesia where the president spent some of his childhood, he was not there long enough for his formative years. It is another untruthful Michael Huckabee throwing the proverbial redmeat. The good news however is that he does not stand a chance at winning the Republican Party's nomination in 2012.
MAXIMILLIAN EZIMORA, ANOTHER NIGERIAN MAN IN AMERICA SHOOTS HIS NURSE-WIFE.
It is pitiable that such wife shooting is still going on among Nigerian men living in America. One would expect that by this time these lowlifers would have learnt their lesson that these nurses are better left alone and if America becomes too excruciating there is a place called Nigeria to run back to. But unfortunately Maximillian Ezimora is an incompetent shooter as his five close range shots failed to nail his target - the victim-wife survived. Wife shooter Ezimora, residing in Atlanta Georgia has been arrested and detained at Fulton County Georgia for attempted murder of his wife, Uchenna Ezimora RN, and will be charged to court shortly. Mr Ezimora is a native of Adazi, Anambra State, South Eastern Nigeria and manages the family’s grocery store, Maxing Groceries, 337 Fletcher Street SW Atlanta. Icheoku says another pitiful Nigerian man who could not take care of business and decided to rob his wife of her registered nurse overtime money. Hopefully the wife will survive her injuries.
THE MESSAGE COULD NOT MORE CLEARER, GADDAFI OUT NOW!
Icheoku says the people of Libya have unequivocally spoken in a manner so loud and so audible that even the deaf hear them. They said that 42 years of dictatorship is more than enough for just one people to bear and that they are tired of him. Now they want Gaddafi out so that they can take their Libya back. Icheoku demands that Gaddafi complies forthwith and unconditionally.
JENNIFER LOPEZ, QUITTING AMERICAN IDOL?
Icheoku asks is the Jenny from the Block calling it quits with her new gig as judge on American Idol? With teary eyes, Jennifer Lopez said "I don't want to do this anymore" following the elimination of one of her favorite contestant. So Icheoku asks Madam Marc Anthony to please clarify her statement!
ICHEOKU CONGRATULATES CHICAGO MAYOR-ELECT RAHM EMANUEL.
The Mr. Fix-It of the Democratic Party, former President Bill Clinton's White House staffer, former Congressman and former President Barack Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, has won the Chicago mayoral race. Rahm convincingly won the election with almost a land-slide 58% of the votes. Icheoku like every other pundit knew his victory was a fait accompli; hence the fight against the attempt to disqualify his candidacy on grounds of residency. Anyway, congratulations Mayor Rahm Emanuel and may the lights of Chicago continue to shine and never go dim under your leadership.
ANOTHER EARTHQUAKE HITS NEW ZEALAND
It was just few months ago last September that a 7.0 magnitude earthquake struck the same location. Icheoku's heart goes out to the 65 victims that have so far died and their families. What an ephemeral and fleeting intangible life is that it evaporates without notice just like that?
MOHAMED SANI ABACHA, SON OF A DICTATOR REWARDED WITH A GOVERNORSHIP TICKET?
Icheoku says when Nigerians think they have seen and heard the last of the maverick Imam Muhammadu Buhari, he has again thrown one of his inexplicable balls. He decided to rehabilitate a dictator's family by allowing the son to fly his party's governorship ticket in Kano State. Mohamed Sani Abacha, son of Nigeria's most hated despot, the bespectacled midget dictator from Kano State, Sani Abacha, secured the Congress for Progressive Change ticket. Icheoku says what a bad way to remind Nigerians the pain they went through under Sani Abacha; except that Buhari never saw anything wrong with the viciousness of that late dictator!
PACKERS IS IT, CHAMPIONS SUPER-BOWL XLV
It was quite a good game, well matched with two teams that were well determined as well as enthused. But in a game someone gotta win and Packers won; beating Pittsburg Steelers 31 - 25. What a game! Just before Icheoku forgets, Dallas Cowboys stadium is quite an impressive arena and better still, it is owned by just an individual - Jerry Jones! Congratulations Wisconsin and Pennsylvania there will always be next time. Meanwhile Icheoku likes the P-Diddy Mercedes ad.
JULIANI CARDENAS, DROWNED BY HIS FATHER OVER QUARREL WITH MOTHER?
Icheoku says may the soul of the innocent 4 year old angel now rest in peace. Whatever quarrel that may have led to a raging father drowning this lovely bear in a filthy irrigation canal in Paterson California USA is mind-boggling indeed. Parents can you please stop using your children as a weapon in your fight with one another as they did not ask you guys to marry nor to bring them to this world only to end their life in such horrible manner by a dad from hell. May his little soul rest in peace!
GUBERNATORIAL CANDIDATE AND SIX OTHERS MURDERED IN NIGERIA!
Icheoku says it is about time President Goodluck Jonathan apologizes to Nigerians and the former IGP Ogbonna Onovo who he fired because of insecurity in the country, for the continuing and exacerbating insecurity in the land. The president fired IGP Onovo and hired his man Hafz Ringim to stem the incessant loss of lives in the hands of hoodlums in Nigeria; but not only did it not abate, it has multiplied ten-folds. Icheoku says the president has failed in the joker of Ringim and should apologize to Onovo for preempting his effort at tackling the insecurity in the country as his replacement is not up to the task and should consider possibly reinstating him to the office. A governorship candidate Fanami Gubio and a brother to a sitting governor with four others wasted in this brazen manner in public view during the day is the height of insecurity in any given society. It is very unfortunate indeed!
MICHELE BACHMANN, FORMS A THIRD PARTY?
For the first time in history, there is a third party in America known as Tea Party and Michele Bachmann is their leader. She gave additional response to the State of the Union address on behalf of her Tea Party. Anyway that is the beauty of our democracy; but Icheoku wonders whether she used a teleprompter?
DARRELL ISSA, NOT FIT TO PRESIDE OVER HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE?
Icheoku says with his antecedents of criminal behavior considered, Republican Darrell Issa of California 49th congressional district may not afterall be the fit and proper person to be chairman of the House of Representatives Oversight Committee. A person with questionable past including arrests for weapons possessions, suspicions of arson and insurance scam, accusations of intimidation with a gun and who was involved with stealing cars and such other crimes is not a good example for the society to have been made a committee chairman; especially that of Oversight. But hey, Republicans have a peculiar way of always rehabilitating their owns.
RUSSIA OUT, CHINA IN AS AMERICA REDEFINES PARTNER NUMERO UNO?
The President of 1.6billion Chinese people, Hu Jintao was feted at the White House by America's President Barack Obama and his government. It was sumptuous as it was stately and Icheoku believes Kremlin will be gleeing in envy of having lost the number 2 position in the world, relegated to now third or possibly fourth or even fifth depending on how one views Britain, France and Germany's relationship with America. Anyway with their economic muscle and the needs of their 1.6 billion people as a bargaining tool, it is easy to see why China is now the it. Welcome to America Hu; as the civil rights of Tibetans, Falun Gong and over 1 billion human-beings of Chinese stork can wait while the way out of the economic malaise is given some stately attention. The way of the world?
PIERCE MORGAN IS NO LARRY KING.
If CNN's intention is to find a replacement for the suspenders-man, then they bombed as this Brit ain't no Larry King as he is too drab to light the sparks. Anyway it is his second day on the job and Icheoku is tuned in and will be watching to see if it was a case of a beginner's initial cold-feet in a new media-land. Icheoku hopes too that he will get serious with real personalities doing serious interviews and not these soft-ball girlie chit-chatting witnessed this past two days. Goodluck Morgan with your new gig, but get serious!
NWODO FORCED TO EAT THE HUMBLED PIE, KICKED OUT OF OFFICE.
From his position of obstinate insistence of all or nothing at all in Enugu State PDP, the greedy chairman of the PDP Okwy Nwodo has been kicked out of office and will possibly face trial for some misdemeanor. The buffoon mistook his newly found power as impetus to dictate to certain people; and in the process forgot that somebody and some people made him the chairman of the PDP. Like the dog whom the gods want to kill that stops smelling feces, Nwodo overreached himself with the attempted usurping of his godfather's powers to ordain party officials in Enugu State. Now he has paid a huge price like all unsuccessful dissidents, and he has now been consigned to the history garbage bin of a once was chairman of party. Icheoku bemoans this case of another banana-peel victim of Igbo people unable to understand the art of the game and play it as it should be played. First was Vincent Ogbulafor and now Okwesilieze Nwodo - two chairmen of PDP just within few years and Nwodo barely survived for six months? Icheoku says Nwodo deserves what he got and should also in addition be made to face trial for his role in the fraudulent embezzlement of over $200million at the National Identity Cards project. What an uncalculating humanoid, this man is!
MARTIN LUTHER KING'S BIRTHDAY ANNIVERSARY, HOW MUCH OF THAT DREAM IS STILL LEFT IN US, AMERICA?
Icheoku says with the activities of the Tea Party loonies and Jared Lee Loughner trying so much to rewind the hands of time, do we need another Martin Luther King or the coming of the first one to realize the erosion being made of that dream. Anyway, 'I too have a dream!' But how is that dream working out for you, America? Happy posthumous birthday, the man who saw tomorrow!
MICHAEL STEELE OUT, REPUBLICANS ROMANCE WITH BLACKS IS OVER?
It is back to the 'good ole white boys only' as the "nigger" chairman who refused to know his place is finally thrown out of office. Micheal Steele who supervised the insurgent Tea Party Republicans take-over of the House did not do enough or right by Republican White establishment, hence they threw him under the bus despite his accomplishment. He was simply not a fit for the all white male dominated Republican Party. In his place they elected one of their own Reince Priebus and rejected even the candidate endorsed by the forced out Steele, Mario Cino. Icheoku says, no matter how anyone tries, if you are not like them and do not look like them, you are never good enough for them; so long Mike.
AN UNGRATEFUL NWODO SACKED AS PARTY CHAIRMAN!
Icheoku says Nwodo disappointed so many Enuguans when he went to Abuja riding on the co-tail of Sullivan Chime and got greedy. However he forgot that the governor is still in charge in Enugu and so much water could still pass under the bridge. Now that the JOKER has been thrown, it is game-over for the obtuse power-grabber. If only he knew that his downfall could still be orchestrated through the courts, may be he could have been more circumspect in challenging his 'Chi' to a fight. Icheoku says, let Enugu people see who now laughs last.
SHERIFF CLARENCE DUPNIK, STANDING UP FOR COMMON SENSE.
Icheoku says Rush Limbaugh turned into a hell's fury as he defensively attacked a statement which inferred that the Tucson violence could be traced to vitriolic statements coming out of political leaders, especially the right. If only Rush Limbaugh could make out time to think and understand that the absence of evidence does not necessarily mean that the crime was not committed and just take a deep breath. Icheoku says Pima County Arizona which includes Tucson has a wonderful stand-up sheriff in Sheriff Clarence Dupnik and his well articulated statement that acerbic talk-show statements help bring about such ugly incidents as Tucson's is quite incontrovertible!.
TOM DELAY GOES TO PRISON.
He was called Hammer for a reason; but unfortunately he could not hammer down an acquittal and now a judge in Texas has sent him to prison for three years for money laundering and related offences. Icheoku says, Tom Delay, the convict, is headed to the big house.
JARED LEE LOUGHNER, THE INTOLERANT MASS MURDERER OF TUSCON ARIZONA.
You are looking at the beast that wrecked untold havoc in Tuscon Arizona; killing six people including a 9yr old child and a federal judge. His mayhem also wounded 13 others including Congress woman Gabrielle Giffords. Icheoku says, the pig deserves to be roasted alive or have his balls pulled out before cutting the domestic terrorist up. - 1/8/11
President Traian Basescu, scared of Romanian witches' spell?
Romania, the land that produced Nicolae Ceauşescu, the spirit of the Danube River and dictator extraordinaire, is once again in the news. The country's witches and wizards, and they are legion, are threatening to cast spell on the president and government of Romania for daring to impose taxes on them. To ward off the impending evil spell and curses, the president now adorns purple outfits for protection. Icheoku says, Romania is an European country that is supposedly civilized to have outgrown superstitions; and these broom and stick travelers were unable to cast a spell on French Sarkozy when he recently expelled their countrymen and women from France. Just for the heck of it, does anybody know whether Christie O'Donnel, the failed Tea Party senatorial candidate form Delaware is a Romanian gypsy by ancestry?
CONGRATULATIONS MISTER SPEAKER JOHN BOEHNER!
A super-sized gavel for Mr. Speaker; but the last time Icheoku checked, John Boehner is not from Texas where everything is as big as it gets. To he much is given much is expected; so hopefully Speaker Boehner will wield the giant gavel for giant legislations and not use it for petty partisan bickering and for scoring cheap political points. Once again congratulations to the new speaker from Ohio, John Boehner!
ALIREZA PAHLAVI, DEAD BY SUICIDE AT 44.
Iranian Prince Alireza Pahlavi, son of deposed late Shah of Iran has killed himself. Tired of living and depressed from life of no fanfare, committed suicide with a single bullet to his temple. Icheoku wonders if the agents of the Iranian government did not pull the job and disguised it as suicide.
ICHEOKU CONGRATULATES GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN OF CALIFORNIA!
Now a third term governor of the once golden state of California, Governor Jerry Brown has now broken two records - once as the youngest 34th Governor at 36years and now the oldest 39th Governor at 72 years. He has also the record of taking over both times from movie stars - Ronald Reagan in 1975 and now Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2011. Governor Brown is the son of former two-term governor of California Edmund G. Brown and he has paid his political dues too from being a two term former governor, secretary of state, attorney general and mayor of Oakland. He once practiced Buddhism in Japan and also worked with Mother Teresa in India showcasing his meekness and humility. At 72 he sure looks good and his aunt at 98-years even looks better; what a longevity gene that runs in the Brown family. Icheoku says, congratulations to the oldest but youthful governor of California.
OWN, OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK STREAMS 01/01/11.
Icheoku sends our felicitation to Lady O and queen of talk-show on the launch of her television network, OWN. We wish OWN a successful run as it debuts noon EST Saturday January 1, 2011. Congratulations Oprah Winfrey!
BOBBY FARRELL OF BONEY M, DEAD ON RUSSIAN-TOUR AT 61.
He was born in Caribbean Aruba as Alphonso Farrell but took the stage-name Bobby as the lead act in the 1974 plus Disco-era top earner Boney M. He was the alter-ego and chief act of the quartet, comprised of three ladies and one man, himself; a group founded by the German singer and songwriter Frank Farian, who actually sings those songs while Bobby mimes and acts them on stage. The group recorded series of top hits but Icheoku's favorite is 'Brown girl in the ring'. Though Boney M original group broke up in 1986, but Bobby kept on his music career as Bobby Farrell's Boney M which was touring Russian when he gave up the ghost. The late man among women was more girlie(feminine) than the girls of Boney M, which helped captivate more audience world-wide who were thrilled at his energy performance still looking sissy. Bobby was an act and his global fans will surely miss him, some of who have already purchased tickets for his current world tour but like Michael Jackson's "This is it", will also not be able to see their idol. Icheoku says, Adieu Mister Mesmerizer extraordinaire!
MIKHAIL KHODORKOVSKY TO REMAIN A PRISONER FOR FEW MORE YEARS
Icheoku asks still wondering the quest for power by rich people? Was Al-Pacino right in his philosophy in Scareface about the progression of stuff - money, power and stuff? Anyway the former Yukos oil CEO just found out the hard way that nobody crosses daddy-Putin and goes scottfree as the former KGB operative must always find a way to exact his pound of flesh from anyone who dares where even the angels thread. But who runs Russia - Medvedev or Putin?
49ers COACH SINGLETARY FIRED!
San Francisco 49ers head coach Mike Singletary was let go by the franchise for abysmal performance coaching the once winning Super Bowl side. Icheoku says it took too long as we would have fired the mediocre coach a long time ago as he can neither read a game nor make proper calls on which quarterback to play most times. Once again another example that passion alone is never enough!
HUGH HEFNER TAKES YET ANOTHER WIFE, A GRANDDAUGHTER BRIDE?
Playboy extra-ordinaire, Hugh Hefner is tired of remaining a bachelor and has engaged a girl young enough to be his great granddaughter as his future bride. Hefner, 84, is getting married again to Crystal Harris, 24 and you wonder what 60 years age differential got to do with it? This will be the third marriage for Hefner with the first being in 1949 to wife number 1, Mildred with whom he has children ages 58 and 55. He divorced her in 1959 and waited 30 years till 1989 when he took wife number two Kimberley Conrad with whom he has two sons ages 10 and 9 before divorcing her in 2009. Icheoku wishes this guy who understands how to really live life, happy adventure number three and at 84, hey!
SIMONE EHIVET-GBAGBO, BEHIND HUSBAND'S REFUSAL TO QUIT?
Icheoku says behind every despot there is a Lady-Macbeth goading and pushing him on against his will. So please take a good look at the woman who has so far made it impossible for former Ivorien President Laurent Gbagbo to throw in the towels. Former Ivory Coast First Lady, Simone Gbagbo, seen here gesticulating, is the real voice of dissent behind the face of former President Gbagbo's refusal to quit power. Icheoku hopes and prays that Simone Gbagbo will be the first African Lady Nicolae Ceausescu of Romania and volunteer to suffer the fate of her husband in the final event he is tried and convicted for his atrocities against the people of Ivory Coast. Icheoku calls on the former first lady to do right by her husband and allow him to concede defeat now!
GBAGBO, TAKE HIM OUT NOW!
Africa has enough of his type (sit-tight leaders) already and this Gbagbo must not be allowed to augment their numbers. Icheoku is surprised that marines and special unit forces have not already started rappelling down into Abidjan to take out the defiant Gbadabo who is currently thumbing his bloody nose on the whole world. There should be no negotiation with this African wanna-be sit tight leader. Enough of the Mwai Kibakis, Robert Mugabe etc of Africa. France Gerdames should show the way and now is the time as everyday goes by leads to a total breakdown of law and order in Ivory Coast.
ONE HECK OF VERY EXPENSIVE CHRISTMAS TREE IN A MUSLIM NATION!
$11 million Christmas Tree in a Muslim country shows there is steadily more tolerance and understanding going on in this world. The host country, United Arab Emirate in its Emirates Palace hotel, Abu Dhabi. What a grand birthday gift to the man whose birth the world celebrates this season, made special now that an Arab country has joined in the festivity and in an over the top fashion!
SIKIRU AYINDE BARRISTER, FUJI GABBAGE ORIGINATOR GONE!
He did not attend Law school yet he is a barrister? He never wrote nor defended any thesis yet he answers a doctor? But he is a barrister and doctor of Fuji Gabbage; and is now forever gone to the land beyond. Sikiru Ayinde Barrister died in a London hospital of diabetes related causes and will be fondly missed by his numerous Fuji-music lovers. Sikiru was 61 years old and Icheoku says may his Fuji soul rest in peace, Amen!
LT. COL. TERRENCE LAKIN, AN ANTI-OBAMA SOLDIER; CONVICTED!
They come in different shades and backgrounds, racist white Americans still questioning the validity of President Barack Obama's presidency two years into his administration. One of such hicks, Lt. Col Terrence Lakin, was convicted today for disobeying lawful orders to report to duty for Afghanistan. He said he was questioning the president's commander in chief authority, since according to Mr. Lakin, Barack Obama does not meet the "natural born citizen" threshold to be an American president. Larkin is an Army medical doctor who refused to deploy to Afghanistan earlier this year in protest to "That One's" citizenship status? Lt. Col Lakin faces up to three years following his conviction as well as dismissal from the army; but now he is begging to be retained by the same army whose CNC, President Barack Obama, he disrespectfully dissed? Icheoku says it is arrant craziness for this Greele Colarado native to think that there will still be a place for him in the army of one; and he has not even recanted his claim against the president and commander in chief.
THIS MAN, A TERRORIST? UNBELIEVABLE!
Well, as William Shakespeare once wrote, there is no way of reading the mind's construction by the face; and boy was Shakespeare right. Taimour Abdulwahab Abdaly, an Iraqi-born Swede and the Swedish-bomber does not look any bit a typical terrorist and this is the fork on the road on Western countries hunt for these evil people. He certainly does not fit any known profile of a terrorist and Icheoku is afraid that so many green snakes like him are lurking throughout the greenery of Western countries waiting for the opportunity to deliver their deadly payloads. Only vigilance and prayers will save us with the likes of this Swedish bomber, the diaper bomber, the Times Square bomber and even the shoe bomber - all looking prospective looking becoming our new nemesis? It is unimaginable; but kudos to our various security agencies and mother luck for containing these raving jihadists so far
DEWANI ANNI'S KILLING IN SOUTH AFRICA, AN INDIAN DOWRY-DEATH?
Icheoku is not buying the tale of 'being yanked out of the car and his wife driven off with' as being told by Shrien Dewari over the killing of his wife Anni Dewari in South Africa. Icheoku says, this is another case of the infamous Indian dowry-death which was carried out in South Africa by the conniving maggot of a husband, Shrien. Hopefully his sins shall catch up with him, convicted and sent away for life in a maximum security prison in Robin Island, South Africa where he will spend the rest of his natural life being hounded by the ghost of Anni as he ponders whether it was worth it afterall.
ISRAELI MOUNT CARMEL FOREST FIRE, EXTINGUISHED!
Icheoku is thankful to all those firefighters from the world-over who fought gallantly to quench the fire which ravaged parts of Israel recently. It was akin to the biblical Mount Horeb and the burning bush in which God spoke to Moses. But hey, it is not God's wrath but the reckless and careless act of a fourteen year old Jewish boy who smoked something and didn't dispose the smoldering stub properly. Icheoku says it was an accident and the boy should be set free and not face any indictment, being a minor.
DEFEATED IVORY COAST 'PRESIDENT' GBADABO, REFUSES TO YIELD POWER!
Icheoku says all manners of cohesive force should be applied to make this sit-tight wanna be president of Ivory Coast to realize the foolery and futility of his effort. If he remains obstinate, arrest him and charge him with political endangerment of Ivory Coast democracy. Failure to stop him will take Ivory Coast down the path of a frenzied spiral into rock-bottom, a stateless anarchy akin to Somalia.
DECISION POINTS:- HELP 'W' SELL HIS BOOKS, BUY A COPY TODAY!
Icheoku does not know whether 'W' himself has even read the book he claimed to have written; conservatives and Republicans usually are not known for being people who cavort with letters. But you can still do these folks a favor by helping get this print out of circulation; just buy one and file it away if you must. Make it your decision point to make GW's Decision Points' go away!
TOM DELAY, GUILTY AS CHARGED AND GOING AWAY FOR LIFE?
The hammer has been hammered! An Austin Texas jury found Republican Tom Delay guilty of money laundering and conspiracy to commit money laundering; arising from a scheme he hatched which illegally funneled corporate money to Texas Republican candidates in 2002. The former House chief whip faces up to life in prison on the money laundering charge alone. Icheoku asks Tom, where is thy hammer to hammer the jury of your peers to let you free!
BABANGIDA LOSES AGAIN, THIS TIME TO NORTHERN ELDERS ATIKU ABUBAKAR
This time, his northern Hausa/Fulani/Gwari brothers and whatever they have up there in the north rejected him as being too toxic for the North as well as Nigeria. They told him that his presidential aspiration is DOA and there is no use trying; and choose Atiku instead. Icheoku said with this final nail on his coffin driven home by his kinsmen, Babangida should now go into a shameful retirement to think seriously how he became such a damaged goods in Nigeria and the worst political leper in Nigeria who nobody wants to deal with, including his northern brothers. Icheoku says, well done northern elders forum for finally retiring this devil incarnate.
DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL MAKES AMERICA NUTS, REPEAL THE DARN THING NOW!
Just repeal the darn 'don't ask, don't tell' and let freedom reign. Icheoku says there should be equality of love for all service men and women since they shed their blood equally and together!. Icheoku is standing up for equality!
GENERAL MOTORS GOES PUBLIC AGAIN, OBAMA'S STIMULUS PACKAGE AT WORK!
Good news and a defeat to all those naysayers who had dismissed President Barack Obama's economic recovery stimulus package. Some of them even demanded that GM and other American motor companies be allowed to fail; but today the president has proved them wrong with his bold bailout program for the auto industry. Icheoku says, congratulations GM and we expect more improved and better vehicles out of your plants.
PRINCE WILLIAMS MAKES IT OFFICIAL.
Yes the prince will marry a commoner, the soon to become princess Kate Meddleton. Kate must be one lucky woman to have stolen the heart of prince William of Wales and will soon be in line to become the future queen of England. Like the other William said, William Shakespeare that is, it all lies in the stars! Congratulations William and Kate; and Icheoku joins the rest of the world in looking forward to your next year's wedding.
GOVERNOR SPENDS 700 MILLION NAIRA EACH MONTH ON HIS SECURITY?
Mind-boggling indeed! Icheoku asks, really how much does this governor's life worth that he should be spending the peoples' money to protect it in this manner? By the way who and what is he protecting himself from - the same people he made mad by misappropriating their money. Icheoku therefore calls on Governor Theodore Orji of Abia State, Nigeria, to show some remorse and forthwith, cease and desist from this inexplicable wastage of the peoples money. But an aside, why does this governor still need such human protection when he already made a pact with the devil - 'Alusi Okija' or did he also renege on his blood promise to the deity and now needs protection from the deity too?
CINDY McCAIN, WEARS THE PANTS IN SENATOR JOHN McCAIN'S HOUSE?
But hey, why not and what does anyone expect with her hundreds of millions of dollars. Icheoku is sure that behind closed doors the beer heiress calls the shot in what goes on in their family; so it is quite understandable when she takes a different position from her husband in the ongoing debate on 'don't ask, don't tell' in the military. Icheoku says, go Cindy!
OBASANJO SMACKED DOWN!
The revolution has begun and not even a former president could be spared. Kudos to the attacker!
SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS ARE THE NEW WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
They over-ran Texas Rangers 4 - 1 to win the trophy, 54 years since their first. Icheoku says, congratulations the city by the bay and their GIANTS!
BRAZIL JOINS LEAGUE OF FEMALE PRESIDENT COUNTRIES!
Dilma Rousseff is the new president of Brazil. Icheoku says with her victory the feminist political incursion and take over of South America is alive and well. Argentina's Cristina Kirchner, Chile's former Michelle Bachelet and now Brazil's Dilma Rousseff . Icheoku can only had, power to the daughters of Eve and lets hope the people of the Amazon river knows best. Congratulations Dilma!
ALEXANDRIA MILLS, MISS AMERICA IS NEW MISS WORLD!
icheoku congratulates the newly crowned Miss World, Miss America Alexandria Mills. Thank you for doing the country proud!
PAUL THE SOCCER-OCTOPUS IS DEAD!
He was 100% accurate with its predictions in the last FIFA World cup 2010 in South Africa even to the final champion, Spain. Regrettably the Nostradamus of the Marine Kingdom is no more; Octopus Paul died of old age related infirmities; Paul was two and half years old. Icheoku says the world is now bereaved of its Octo-Soccer but good enough we still have our Octo-Mom, Nadia Suleman!
THE HAMMER FINALLY GETS HIS DAY IN COURT!
Tom Delay, the man who took partisanship to a new height before his own financial scandal brought him down from his Olympian height as Republican House Leader is set to confront his charges in Austin Texas. Icheoku hopes the Hammer will be nailed, so that the nail can for once take its revenge out on the hammer that is usually hammering it, get it!
BEHOLD ONE OF THE INDEPENDENCE DAY BOMBER, CHARLES OKAH!
His name is Charles Okah, a brother to the other turncoat turn in the flesh terrorist, Henry Okah. It would seem that terrorism is part of their family's business. So to the literature of terrorists, we have shoe-bomber, domestic-bomber, diaper-bomber, plane-bomber, wtc-bomber, embassy-bomber, women and children bomber and now the mother of all bombing, independence day bomber. The father that produced these domestic terrorists must have drank too much local gin (ogogoro) on the respective days they were consummated before approaching their mother.
THE VICTIM OF AN ABUSIVE SAUDI ARABIA KILLER PRINCE.
Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz, defenseless and awe-struck at his prince, merely tried to duck as his domineering master and prince pummeled him and later strangled him to death. Luckily enough they were not in Riyadh but London and the killer-prince stands now convicted of murder. Icheoku hopes he will do his full time for the crime and not be swapped for oil or BAE defense contracts or released in the same despicable manner as Libya's PAN-AM terrorist bomber.
GAY SAUDI ARABIA KILLER PRINCE, CONVICTED FOR KILLING GAY LOVER.
Prince Saud bin Abdulaziz Bin Nasir al Saud who strangled his gay lover Bandar Abdullah Abdulaziz was convicted of murder by a London court. Icheoku hopes that the royal family of Saud will not try to muscle their killer prince out of British custody using their oil as a weapon of diplomacy. The tragedy of this incident is that it gives the world a peek on what lesser mortals go through in some of these privileges enclaves like Saudi Arabia.
FAYEMI IS NOW THE NEW GOVERNOR OF EKITI STATE.
With forty out of the forty-eight months of his would have been term of office already spent by a usurper to the office, Action Congress of Nigeria's Kayode Fayemi will now serve out the remainder of his stolen mandate as elected governor of Ekit State Nigeria. The Appeal court declared him winner of the governorship election which Segun Oni in connivance with Olusegun Obasanjo had seized through a stolen mandate. Icheoku while saying congratulations, hopes that INEC will vary the time of election in Ekiti State to accommodate this lost period. This is now another episode in the revolving door that is Nigeria's elected offices as another governor has now been fired and another one hired through the ruling of the court. Judicial activism, may be; but Icheoku would have preferred they arrested Obasanjo and Iwu to explain all these anomalies of the 2007 election. A testament that whatever will be will be!
CARL PALADINO, SIMPLY TOO EXTREME FOR THE BIG APPLE!
Were it Omaha, Oklahoma or any of the little states somewhere in the south or middle of nowhere, may be. But our New York, Hell no! Definitely not a good fit for NY. He hates homosexuals and calls them names so why vote for a governor a man who will only discrimnate against fellow New Yorkers? Just reject Paladino, say no to extremism!
CHILEAN MINE RESCUE PROGRESSING VERY WELL AND AHEAD OF TIME!
Actual pull-out started for the 33 Chilean miners trapped beneath the earth at a depth of 2040 feet and for 69 days has begun. Florencio Avalos was the first to make it out to a land-up while the rest are similarly on their way out of their hell hole. Icheoku says congratulations to the rescue team who organised this deepest mine rescue of modern times; and thank God Almighty for sheltering these trapped miners while their ordeal lasted. Boy, were those guys tough, strong, brave, fired-up and ready to go!
BABS FAFUNWA, BABANGIDA'S EDUCATION MINISTER, DEAD AT 87.
Last week President Jonathan discredited him as the man who killed education in Nigeria with his 6-3-3-4 education system. Icheoku says may be such a presidential criticism was simply too much for his brittle old heart to bear and he yielded his ghost few weeks later. May his soul be rewarded according to his stewardship.
A CHINESE WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
Liu Xiaobo, the Chinese dissident who participated in the Tianamen Square massacre was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize 2010. Icheoku says congratulations and hope the communist Chinese government will get the message!
DESMOND TUTU YIELDS THE STAGE.
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa has retired from public life. According to the ever engaging archbishop, he is leaving the scene to make way for younger generation to continue from where his generation stopped. Icheoku says but unlike Babangida of Nigeria who cast aspersion on Nigerian youths as incapable of leading Nigeria, Archbishop Tutu believed in the youths of South Africa and on-the-job training of the youths and made way for them to have a way. Icheoku commends this placing of an idea above self as we wish the Archbishop a wonderful life in retirement.
CHARLIE, THE SMOKING CHIMP, IS DEAD!
The Mangaung zoo Bloemfontein, South Africa resident chimpanzee, world-famous for using nicotine, Charlie, has passed on. Charlie was 52 years old and most likely died of age-related natural causes except necropsy later discloses otherwise such as cancer of the lungs, being a chain-smoker? Icheoku says, may his smoky soul rest in peace.
BOLIVIA'S PRESIDENT EVO MORALES UN-SPORTSMANLY BEHAVIOR.
It was thuggish, it was demeaning of a leader and above all it was thuggish. President Evo Morales of Bolivia intentionally kicked an opponent in the groin in a friendly soccer match. Icheoku wonders what leader leads by such aggressive example and why the president was not given a red card for such un-sportsman foul or was it a case of a president who is above any reproach. His behavior is simply unacceptable and it does not matter the underlying reason - a leader should be above board and lead by example.
TARGETING BABANGIDA, JONATHAN ARRESTS RAYMOND DOKPESI.
Icheoku says, no more political intolerance, intimidation or a lord of Manor who must not have any opposition. First President Jonathan said the bomb was not by MEND, but by outside terrorists and now it is Raymond Dokpesi, oh Babangida. Icheoku asks is Raymond Dokpesi and Babangida what outside terrorists look like? Icheoku says produce the evidence or stop the witch-hunting.
RICK SANCHEZ OF CNN'S RICK LIST WHO FORGOT HE WAS NOT WHITE, FIRED!
Icheoku says the kite that thought he is an eagle just discovered that eagles know their own kind. CNN just fired him for calling John Stewart a bigot. Icheoku says but John Stewart has called other people some other bad names and does not see the big deal of one expressing an opinion; but hey this is America and minorities is expected to know their place. Whites, Browns, Yellows, Arabs and Blacks are different gnome genre used to differentiate people with certain privileges and Rick forgot he is an 'ordinary' brown not entitled to take on a white-Jew?
BABANGIDA, A DOUBLE AGENT FOR THE ISLAMIC WORLD AND A FRONT FOR OIC?
A vote for Babangida is a vote to Islamize Nigeria. A 'mission accomplished' for the man who surreptitiously took a secular Nigeria into OIC without consulting other non Muslim Nigerians. Now the same Islamic forces headed by Moummar Gaddafi of Libya is sponsoring his bid back to power. Icheoku wonders if such foreign interference is not a criminal behavior for which an accomplice, Babangida, should be held accountable for cavorting with the enemy. A known anarchist and destabilizing force in Africa who had once called for dividing of Nigeria into two countries - one for Christians and the other for Muslims. Icheoku wonders if Gaddafi wants to see his divided Nigeria come to pass through his sponsorship of the evil-genius Babangida against all odds.
LINSEY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON'S RIVAL DRUGGIE!
She needs a Brittany Spears treatment - just declare her a minor for purposes of managing her affairs and let her father become her guardian ad litem. That way her access to excess funds with which she indulges her bad habits will be drained and in return she will get her life back. Until then, the world may wake up one day to a Lindsey Lohan that is no more, dead of OD.
TERESA LEWIS, EXECUTED FOR ORDERING HIT ON HUSBAND AND SON OVER LIFE INSURANCE PROCEEDS!
Just for $250, 000 in life Insurance proceeds, this woman laid to waste the lives of her husband and step-son. Icheoku says if a crime ever deserved a death penalty, this sure did as the Jezebel sold out for a mere pittance. Now you know so when next you take out life insurance know how to domicile your beneficiary or better still keep it secret!
WALTER BREUNING, WORLD OLDEST MAN MARKS HIS 114TH BIRTHDAY!
Icheoku says congratulation to the Methusaleh of our time, Walter Breuning of Great Falls Montana USA on his 114th birthday anniversary. Please old one, can you please divulge to the world the secret ingredient of your longevity.
NUHU RIBADU, ANOTHER MALLAM WHO WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA?
What a pity that the situation in Nigeria has gotten so bad now that every Dick, Tom and Harry wants to be president. Imagine former police man Nuhu Ribadu too? Icheoku says, oh hell NO!
KWARA STATE PEOPLE IN BONDED SERVITUDE TO THE SARAKIS!
CHRISTIE O'DONNEL, DELAWARE REPUBLICAN SENATE CANDIDATE DABBLES IN WITCHCRAFT?
"I dabbled into witchcraft, I hung around people who were doing these things. I'm not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do; one of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little blood there and stuff like that. We went to a movie and then had a little midnight picnic on a satanic altar." Icheoku says, now that you have heard it from the horse's mouth, it is now left for you Delaware people to decide who to represent you in the US Senate; but Icheoku would rather it is not a witch or a witchcraft sympathizer!
ANTI ROMA-PEOPLE FRENCH BANS MUSLIM NIQAB IN PUBLIC PLACES!
As the French Senate bans masquerades parading on the streets of France as Muslim women, Icheoku says it is about time! If these guys love these sacs so much why did they leave the Middle East in the first place. Moreso Middle East imprison Westerners for wearing bikins and minis in their homelands yet their people want to inundate the West with these robe-entombed women running around Western streets with its attendant security risks and risk of injury from stumbling on the garments. It is just becoming too much these their "in your face" moves; except they will open up the Middle East for western culture too.
IBRAHIM BABANGIDA IS A MONSTER, A BLOODY VILLAIN AND UNELECTABLE!
"He is no role model. He is no statesman. Locally, he is pariah and a liability. Internationally, he is a featherweight and will never overcome the infamy his praise-singers claim to be unimportant" - Sonale Olumhense, writing of Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida. Icheoku says be-eni; the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
SAUDI ARABIANS NEED AND DESERVE FREEDOM FROM THE HOUSE OF SAUD!
All manners of freedom - of sexual preferences, of women driving cars and living their lives, of religion including the right for Christians to practice their religion in the Kingdom and build churches in Mecca, Medina and Riyadh if they want, of alcoholic beverages consumption, of political opinions and affiliations including elections etc. Icheoku says it is about time the Kingdom of Saud is called to order and not allowed to continue getting away with emasculation of freedom on the alter of oil security for the West. America should demands of their oily friends in Riyadh that they become freedom friendly and tolerant and open up the Kingdom for other people not from the ruling family.
FREEDOM WAS ATTACKED ON 9/11
Those jackass Saudi Arabia Islamic terrorists tried but failed to suppress freedom on September 11, 2001. The brave one, America told them, nope, not under our watch. That we cannot cower at knuckle-head cowards who use terror as an instrument of propaganda. Icheoku says, thank you America for standing up and facing down this menace.
GENERAL IHEJIRIKA, NIGERIA'S POST WAR FIRST COAS OF IGBO EXTRACTION
As President Goodluck Jonathan trades one Igbo security chief for another, Icheoku says what a political chess-game abracadabra? President Jonathan sacked IGP Onovo and in order to placate the Igbos, appointed Major General Onyeabo Ihejirika as the new Chief of Army Staff. Icheoku only hopes that the usual banana peel which has been afflicting Igbo public officials and which just swept IGP Onovo away will spare the new COAS. Chief of Army Staff Ihejirika is from Ovim, Isuikwuato Local Government Area of Abia State and was commissioned into the Nigerian army in 1977. Congratulations COAS Ihejirika.
FIDEL CASTRO'S CUBA REGRETS COMMUNISM, SAYS IT DOESN'T WORK!
The strong man of Cuba, and at 80 plus still going strong, Fidel Castro has finally turned the corner and admitted for the very first time that he took Cubans on a long ride of a discredited communism. Fidel Castro owed up to what the whole world including Russia and China have since known that state welfarism based on all for the state does not work and never worked. Capitalism despite its flaws is still the best economic philosophy of any nation or people. But per adventure it is a mark of greatness for one to admit his flaws and mistakes; and on this note Icheoku hails Fidel for admitting to a mistake made by his revolutionary regime - Viva Castro, Viva Fidel and Viva Cuba!
ISRAELI FOREIGN MINISTER AVIGDOR LIEBERMAN, NOT ON TEAM-PEACE?
According to him the recently resumed Middle East peace talks between his country and Palestine is creating too much expectation and the one year goal of achieving peace is not possible. Icheoku says a house divided cannot stand so it is that Team Israeli is negotiating with a divided objective. But why is Netanyahu still keeping a minister who is so opposed to his peace effort and playing into the hands of Hamas, Hezbollah and other anti-peace Arabs who have chided the new effort as a journey to nowhere; or is it a case of Catch-22 damn it if you retain him and damn it if you fire him; but appearnace still matters and Israel would be seen to be making the best effort without a recalcitrant minister who publicly disagrees with his Prime Minister and President in this manner.
PARIS HILTON, A CRACK-HEAD DESPERATELY CRYING FOR HELP?
No one seem to be listening or hearing the cry for help by this hotel heiress until she wounds up dead as a door knob. It has happened before with some celebrities and children of society's high ups; and Icheoku would not be surprise to wake up one day with the sad news that Paris Hilton turned up somewhere, having assumed room temperature. But it is not yet late and all hands must be on deck to save this party-gal from herself and turn her away from the current destructive path which she is travelling on! May be Paris could benefit from a Brittany Spears styled treatment of parental tough-love therapy.
KARA DIOGUARDI, JUDGE-LESS JUDGE, FINALLY FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL?
The judge who cannot judge, the judge without any sense of judgment and the reason why American Idol tanked in rating has finally been given the boot. She came, she saw and she destroyed a once highly rated show; made so popular with commentators commenting throughout the week until the next Tuesday the stellar drama put up by the teary eyed Paula Abdul, who provided a regular side-show with her rambling and cries to temper Simon Cowel's cold acerbic jabs. Suddenly out of nowhere and for no useful purpose came one Kara and American Idol never was the same again. Hopefully it can still be salvaged, provided Paula Abdul is brought back and Simon Cowel persuaded to continue spitting his missiles. But whatever the case regarding Simon Cowel, Icheoku has vowed never to tune in again to American Idol until Paula Abdul returns. What a belated good riddance of a no-use fourth judge, a woman that destroyed American Idol, Kara DioGuardi.
THE EARTH UNDERNEATH NEW ZEALAND, QUAKES AT 7.4 MAGNITUDE!
Our hearts goes out to the people left homeless and injured from the 7.4 magnitude earth shaker in New Zealand. New Zealanders shall rebuild and build a better earthquake resistant structures for the future.
HILLARY CLINTON, THE HARDEST WORKING MADAM SECRETARY OF STATE, NEEDS A NEW MAKEUP ARTIST?
That she is a hard-worker is not in doubt and so also is her steely resolve to get accomplished whatever she set her mind at. Icheoku is a fan, especially since the successful resolution of the last presidential primaries rough-edges. She has been well taken care of by her make-up team; but not today as her face was unevenly over powdered with her neck line left totally untouched. Icheoku wants Madam Secretary to call her make-up artist to order or have them fired or replaced for presenting her face in such a discolored form at the Israeli-Palestine reconvened peace treaty.
PARIS HILTON BANNED FROM WYNN RESORTS LAS VEGAS!
The hard partying heiress of Hilton Hotel chains aka American party gal extraordinaire, Paris Hilton, has been banned from partying at Wynn Hotels and Resorts Las Vegas. She was bursted in the hotel for suspected marijuana and cocaine use and possession, which the hotel felt was a bad pr for its image. Icheoku says big deal, since the party animal can always take her cash-money and panache elsewhere in the city of sin. But hey, why didn't Wynn just let what happened in Vegas to remain in Vegas instead of now banning Paris from her oxygen of life - partying. Is anyone out there still wondering why the raging drug war in Mexico and elsewhere, it is to feed the drug appetites of the Paris Hiltons of America!
ALASKAN TEA PARTY UPSET, A REQUIEM FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY?
As the Tea Party-endorsed candidate Joe Miller defeats the Republican establishment candidate, the incumbent Alaska Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski, in the Alaskan Republican Party Primaries, Icheoku says it is now obvious that the Republican Party has been hijacked by the insurgent Tea Partiers; and from the ashes of the now "defunct" Republican Party has arisen the Tea Party, the authentic challenger to the Democrats this fall election in November.
IS BABANGIDA A GAY-NIGERIAN, YET TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET?
The evil-one and self styled evil genius of Nigeria, the ruthless dictator who killed Dele Giwa and annulled Nigeria's freest election of June 12th, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida appears womanish? Could it be that the rumor of his being a gay-Nigerian is true as he continues to look so effeminate with every passing day especially since the death of his wife Maryam; and his decision not to remarry ever since does not help the rumor either. But whatever be the explanation for his chubbiness, Babangida is certainly looking fat, chubby and unmanly. However he must never be allowed to kill and maim Nigerians again, not in 2011, not any other time whatsoever. He is evil and evil must never be allowed to rule Nigerians again. Say Amen, Nigerians!
A NIGERIAN AKAATA DIES IN ORJI UZOR KALU'S USA HOME!
Late Chinwe Masi who gave up the ghost while entertaining her paramour Orji Uzor Kalu at his Potomac Montgomery County Maryland USA home. Icheoku says although no foul play has been dictated, but when an over-stayed in America Naija gal who looks every bit a party-animal cavorts with Orji Uzor Kalu who single-handedly made a detained Alusi-Okija worshipper governor of Abia State, things are bound to go awry. But hey, at least the lady did not suffer death; may her soul rest in peace!
KEN MEHLMAN, ANOTHER REPUBLICAN CLOSETED GAY-MAN STEPS OUT!
A former President George Bush campaign manager and later Republican Party chairman Ken Mehlman waited for 43 years to finally admit that he is a homosexual. Icheoku says if only these hypocritical Republicans could heed the advise of our Lord and Master Jesus Christ who surmarized it thus, "thou shall not judge!"
A $39 MILLION GUBERNATORIAL TICKET ECSTASY IN FLORIDA?
As Healthcare millionaire Rick Scott buys the bragging right to fly his Republican Party's governorship ticket in Florida's next election; Icheoku wonders out loud what kind of healthcare he provided for the needy or was he of the school that denied or cut corners in order to amass such a fortune. At a price of 39 million dollars for the right to run for governor of Florida under the Republican Party, Icheoku cannot but begin to question what really is the value of public service in America?
AN AFRICAN DAMSEL NAMED YEMISI
She got the pose, the beauty and the brains; so this African maiden is surely all encompassing!
FORMER ILLINOIS GOVERNOR 'BLAGO-HAIR' ACQUITTED?
He was accused of haggling and trying to auction the senate seat of former Senator Barack Obama to the highest bidder. However the jury of his peers in the windy city of Chicago found otherwise and acquitted him of all but one count of the charges - of lying to Federal agents. Blagovich got some good lawyers indeed based on what the Feds had him on tape as saying. Icheoku says, possibly the hair played some role in influencing the decision or hypnotized the only juror that held out on all other counts in the 11-1 hung jury.
PAKISTANI CHILD TELLS FLIES, KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT!
No, he is not dead but just in a deep sleep. A flood victim of Pakistan's own 'Katrina' dozes off un-fazed as legion of flies crawl inside his nostrils, and feeding therein.The child from Azakhel near Nowshera Pakistan was in such a deep sleep, following a devastating flood that rendered his community desolate and despondent, that flies is the least of his worries. Icheoku says it seems the child just told the flies, 'I have already seen worse; so be my guest and knock yourselves out! Now begin to count your blessings that your child is not one of those victim children as this; in country busy with banding Nuclear weapon, while turning a blind eye on the level of want and starvation prevalent therein. Icheoku says, this child is a victim of Pakistan's Katrina of 'Noah's biblical magnitude. So sleep on brave child.
RUSH LIMBAUGH AT LAST, FINDS A REAL RUSH-BABY, HIS HOUSE WIFE!
Icheoku says, now that conservative talker extra-ordinaire, Rush Limbaugh has found himself a real Rush-baby, would he still find some love for other 'Rush-babies' out there? Our advise to these 'Rush-babies', it is time to move on since the real deal has taken her rightful place in Rush's head and heart. Icheoku says, congrats El-Rushbo for finally giving up your testicles to be locked up in a testicle lock-box.
LAURA SCHLESSINGER, INSENSITIVE TO RACIALLY CHARGED WORD?
Icheoku understands the subliminal message regularly being telegraphed by such conservative megaphones as Dr. Laura; periodically stoking the racial tension in America. Now, Laura said that the social context of using the word should be understandable; to which Icheoku asks, is there any circumstance whatsoever where Laura Schlessinger would understand being called a BITCH? Now you know how a black American feels being called a NIGGER!
GAY-DOM IN CALIFORNIA, PUT ON A SHORT-HOLD!
Judge Vaugh Walker orders gay marriage to resume, but not until Wednesday August 18, 2010. This is to enable time for any possible appeal to be filed by the anti-gay group of the same-sex divide. Icheoku says with this development, the floodgates of marriage will soon be thrown open to homosexuals, taking away the happiness in these bred's life; as what gay-dom previously brought together, the impending "I do" shall ultimately put asunder; but hey, welcome to the club of agonizing lonely heartaches of marriage, league of homosexuals!
NAOMI CAMPBELL, CHARLES TAYLOR'S 'BLOOD-DIAMOND' LADY?
She is ageless as a pearl. Her beauty is without blemish. She has dated so many money bags; and it seems that Charles Taylor tried but made the mistake of wooing her with uncut diamonds - those 'dirty stones!'
WWE LINDA McMAHON SMACKS-DOWN REPUBLICAN OPPONENTS!
Linda McMahon of the World Wrestling Entertainment has 'smacked down' her opponents to clinch the ticket for the Republican Party's senatorial candidacy in Connecticut. Icheoku asks the Democratic Party's opponent Blumethal, "can you smell what the WWE lady is cooking" for November elections?
THE SYNERGY OF CO-HABITATION, MAN AND HIS BEST FRIEND?
These bikers show what real living together is all about; as the baboon hitches a ride on a motorcycle with some three other homo-sapiens! Icheoku asks, but where are their helmets?
HELLO ELENA KAGAN, THE 112TH UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT JUDGE!
Icheoku says congratulation to Elena Kagan on her confirmation as a judge associate of the United States Supreme Court. Another feather to President Barack Obama, whose political deftness has now seen his second nominee to the highest court in the land confirmed by 63-37 votes. With a Black and now Hispanic and a Jew in the membership of the previously all White-men's club, the Supreme Court is getting diversified. Icheoku hopes that the next nominee shall be an Asian for completeness.
LADY GAGA GOES BUTT NAKED WITH VANITY FAIR!
"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina." - Lady GaGa
KILLER ROBERT GLEASON DESIRES THE DEATH PENALTY?
He loves to kill and also wants to die. Already on death row for a murder he committed, Robert Gleason warned prosecutors that he will kill again if not given the death penalty for strangling his former cellmate. True to his promise, Gleason again murdered another prison inmate. Icheoku says, why wont the authorities simply give this deranged beast his heart desires or is his skin-color in the way?
MICHAEL GREEN, ANOTHER VICTIM OF 'JUSTICE FOR THEM' AMERICAN POLICY?
A victim of over-zealous police attempt to solve a crime fast and an innocent man who fits the 'color-scheme' template of the usual suspect is railroaded into prison and for 27 long years for a crime he did not commit. So the next time you see 'the other ones' angry, instead of merely observing that they are angry, try to understand why they are angry? And just in case you are still feigning ignorance, black American men are angry because of the injustice that is wrought against them without ceasing, just like the latest case of Michael Green's unjust 27 years imprisonment. The next time before you adjudge a black-man angry, instead of just saying they are angry, try to find out what other injustice that has been wrought against him that he is angry about. The real tragedy of Michael Green's latest ordeal is that there are still thousands of black American men similarly incarcerated for crimes they did not commit. Icheoku prays the same providence that helped secure justice for Michael Green will similarly smile at them some day. Michael Green it is painful but you must move on.
STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS, OUT WITH McCAIN, IN COMES CAMERON!
Icheoku commends the new British Prime Minister Dave Cameron for keeping it real and calling it as it is without the niceties of political correctness. It is a fact that the present Middle East quagmire as is is unsustainable and also when a wall is built around a people restricting their movement drastically, it qualifies as a prison - physical confinement. It is also a fact that Pakistan is not fully committed to eradicating terrorism from their soil and may also be exporting same to its neighboring countries of India and Afghanistan? Icheoku approves of the new British foreign policy initiative as truthful and precise; and geared towards finding real solution to what have defied so many other initiatives. Way to go, Cameron!
LESBIAN TALK-SHOW HOST ELLEN DEGENERES DUMPS AMERICAN IDOL!
"It was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings." With those words, American Idol newest judge Ellen Degeneres calls it quit from her judgeship of the once mesmerizing talent-hunt show. Many of us previously avid fans stopped watching American Idol the moment Paula Abdul was canned from her judge seat. Icheoku says Ellen's move will further send the rating of the show down the drain; but that the rating could still be resuscitated once Kara DioGuardi who brings nothing to the show is removed; and Paula Abdul cajoled back to continue providing the audience with her special side-shows of incoherent ramblings and tearing up. American Idol producers, got it?
ARIZONA ADVISED BY THE COURT TO KNOW ITS BOUNDS!
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer was instructed on the exclusivity of Federal legislative list and that a State cannot suo moto dabble into a purely federal jurisdictional matter such as immigration. The district court told the governor that she has no right to enforce Arizona anti-immigration law wholesale as written because it sort to preempt a federal power. But being the butt-head she is, she has promised her fellow tea-party Arizonans that the state will appeal. Icheoku says, if only this Jezebel will devote some little time to read the constitution instead of wasting Arizona's time and resources chasing the proverbial unicorn!
FRANCE FINALLY WAKES UP TO REALITY OF AL-QUEIDA, DECLARES WAR!
Icheoku says it took the beheading of 78 year old French-man Michel Germaneau for France to finally get it that you don't reason with a deranged man. A war against Al-Queida which America declared and has been fighting for over a decade now; but which to the French was an over-reaction which diplomacy would have resolved? But suddenly an old French man has been beheaded and their President Nikolas Sarkozy had an epiphany that these Al-Queida lunatics admits of no reason at all; but have to be defeated, destroyed and rooted out of this earth. Icheoku says, ironically if all it takes is a national's life, may be Al-Queida should also force other countries such as China and Russia into the war instead of their standing on the fence trying to pontificate on the justiciability or otherwise of the campaign. What a belated Frenchy wake-up call.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDS MARC MEZVINSKY ON JULY 31ST, 2010.
As the former little daddy's girl, Chelsea Clinton becomes a full fledged woman and says 'Yes I do' to her man Marc Mezvinsky on July 31 at Astor Court estate in Rhinebeck, Upstate New York, overlooking the Hudson River, Icheoku have always wondered what it takes to marry a president's daughter; whose mother is also a Secretary of States? What did Mark say to Chelsea to secure her hand in marriage or was it a case of somewhat arranged marriage where someone somewhere introduced someone to someone with necessary approval sought and received? But seriously speaking, it must be a great challenge marrying such a lady especially when Chelsea was born in government house and grew up in government houses; never knowing what a real life is like. But hey, Marc Mezvinsky cannot be any ordinary Joe Blow and so, Icheoku wishes the couple all the best.
EMIR OF BAUCHI DIES IN A FOREIGN HOSPITAL?
The Emir of Bauchi and chairman of Bauchi State Council of Emirs, Alhaji Suleiman Adamu Jumba, is dead. He died in Cairo-Egypt, aged 77years. Icheoku, while commiserating with the people of Bauchi State on their loss, decries the penchant of Nigerian leaders to die abroad in foreign hospitals. Instead of ensuring that commensurate health care facilities are provided for everybody in Nigeria, they prefer instead to go overseas on medical treatment and then give up the ghost there; alone and surrounded by strangers in a foreign land. But hey, whether one died on the streets of Bauchi or at the International Medical Center Cairo, Icheoku says death is death and our only wish is that there could be some change of hearts among these crop of human-beings holding sway in Nigeria. Rest in the peace of Allah Emir!
NIMACHI IHEGBORO, WHO IS THE BABY DADDY?
Icheoku is not buying the crap that this white kid is a biological child of two black Nigerian parents. It is either the mother is not coming forth with the true identity of the baby daddy or there was a callous baby-swap or mix-up at the hospital. Look at her pale-skin, blue eyes and blonde hair and albinos do not possess of this whiteman's characteristics? Also any story of genetics mutation will not sell as buyers do not exists.
ICHEOKU, BUSH-BABY COMES TO LIFE?
Growing up we used to scamper away at the story of mythical bush-babies being sighted or meowing in the neighborhood. But hey, it is just another creature of this earth. Have a happy bush-baby day!
LINDSEY LOHAN GOES TO JAIL !
Second time is always the charm as alcoholic and cocaine addict Lindsey Lohan now got more time than her 84 minutes once jail-time? This time the substance-abusing actress got 90 days for violating her parole and will most likely serve just 14 days, due to jail "over-crowding?" She was partying in Paris and missed her court date. Ms. Lohan now join the league of Hollywood jail gals such as Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. Icheoku however decries the reduced prison term as too sentimental and says, were she of another kind, most likely the sheriff would have squeezed out some space for her to serve out the full duration of the sentence. But hey, different strokes for different folks is the name of the game and we are talking about equality under the law? Moreover, Lindsey Lohan was also "too good" to be photographed with her handcuffs or while being taken into jail-custody since she does not fit the profile of atypical jailbird known to America!
WHERE IS NKEM 'OSUOFIA' OWO?
The whole world of Nigeria (Igbo) movies fans are anxious about the whereabout of comedian extra-ordinaire Nkem Owo who has disappeared from the screens for a very long time now. Icheoku asks, is there anybody with information on this guy out there; please let us know what has become of 'Osuofia" since his kidnapping incident?
HAPPY 92ND BIRTHDAY, MANDELA!
Dr. Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, the pride of black Africa and an embodiment of resilience is 92 years today, July 18, 2010. A man who somewhat compares with Jesus Christ in his largeness of a forgiving heart, who just like Jesus forgave 'them for they do not know what they are doing', also forgave the then racist criminal apartheid government of South Africa for the cold hand they dealt him, vaporising 27 years of his youthful life. He overcame, became president and is 92 today, what a thumbing of the nose on his traducers! Hurray! Icheoku felicitates with this one of a kind special human being, a saint and the only man to have really lived what he preaches. Nelson Mandela, the world especially black Africans are very proud to have you. Hurray! Happy birthday Daddy Africa!
THE KING TAKES HIS KINGDOM TO MIAMI
It is official, King LeBron James has left Cleveland Cavaliers for Miami Heats. Icheoku wishes King James a championship ring at Florida. Goodluck James.
NWODO SAYS ZONING IS DEAD SINCE 1999 AND BURIED IN PDP?
In fulfillment of the condition subsequent to his appointment as chairman of the PDP, Dr. Okwesilieze Nwodo has now cleared the way for President Goodluck Jonathan to run in 2011. He has sacrificed the gentleman's agreement of the ruling party as he jettisoned their zoning arrangement. The real losers, as always, is the Igbo people who now have lost the only real opportunity, zoning, that would have made it possible for them to secure the presidency. In the words of Nwodo, “Yes, I said to BBC and I repeat to you again that zoning in PDP has been jettisoned. There is no zoning on ground right now. Absolutely, there is no zoning." Icheoku says, at least he is a better politician than the former Ogbulafor whose loud mouth cost him the chair. So Mr. Chairman, when would Babangida be banned or suspended from the PDP to completely pave the way for Jonathan's cake-walk in 2011?
OBASANJO SLEEPING ON DUTY, HE SNORED AWAY WHILE OTHERS KEPT WATCH!
Baba-Iyabo, Olusegun Obasanjo dozed away at a recent event he attended. Icheoku asks, may be this was his modus operandi while his infamous 8 years of despotic rule lasted - sleeping while the business of the country suffered? Little wonder nothing much was achieved during that unfortunate betrayal and dashed hope of many things Nigeria! OBJ please wake up!
THE CHEATING URUGUAY NATIONAL TEAM IS OUT OF THE WORLD CUP!
What goes around comes around, as the villain of the FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010, Uruguayan national team has been kicked out of the tournament. Netherlands out-scored them 3-2 and their second goal came on the niche of time. Icheoku says when their Luis Suarez turned himself into a goalkeeper to deny Ghana their victory and thereby robbed it of its rightfully earned semi-final position, little did they know they too will soon be shown the way home and out of the competition. What FIFA refused and could not do, the Netherlanders have done. Icheoku says, congratulations Netherlands for kicking Uruguay's butt.
ICHEOKU, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND VISITS NEW YORK!
At 83, still looking radiant and resplendent; but who would not be if their only job description is spending the Sterlings and shaking hands? Anyway, God save the Queen as she pushes to surpass her mother, the Queen Mother's record of 100 plus years - longevity is in their gene pool. Icheoku says, to the Queen of England, welcome!
ICHEOKU, PRESIDENT JONATHAN CAPITULATES TO FIFA?
Icheoku says the sudden about turn by President Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria regarding the 2year ban he placed on the flopping Eagles is cowardice! His failure to stand firm against FIFA, which has more to lose had the stand-off continued, is pitiful; as neither the lame explanation of an apologetic NFF or his being a listening president does not make much sense as he had both options prior and could have waited to get them before the rash decision from which he has now retracted and reversed himself. There is a thin line between indecisiveness and populism and the president is increasingly becoming a boarder line case. Icheoku bemoans this characterized weakness of President Jonathan, and says if the president cannot stand firm on its decision and caved in to ordinary FIFA's ultimatum, how then can anyone expect him to survive the onslaught of a moving tornado, which IBB's impending operation take over Aso Rock will be! Please Mr. President, next time try and sleep over your thoughts before announcing them as decisions; you now speak for 150million Nigerians and every word from your mouth should carry the weight of the 150million Nigerians not subject to knee-jerk reversals or .swallowing them back. So, before you speak or decide on something next time, ensure it is well thought out and thoroughly.
BABANGIDA 'ADMITS' TO THE MURDER OF DELE GIWA THROUGH A PROXY?
Icheoku says now that the evil one IBB has 'admitted' complicity with the murder of Dele Giwa and since there is no statute of limitation for murder, may be the first order of business and the proper thing to do now is to put him in handcuffs and march him off to Kirirkiri prison to await trial. That way, instead of the nuisance of his presidential run, he will be busy trying to save his neck from the hangman's noose. President Jonathan, the ball is now in your court, using Hazeem Gbolarumi, leader of a dead-on-arrival Babaginda’s campaign's word as evidence, who named the callous and dastardly death by parcel-bomb of the foremost fearless journalist as one of the six cardinal sins of Babangida? How about that Nigerians for a start in putting the toothy monster of Minna away forever and for good. That way Nigerians will outfox the foxy bastard and tell him that Maradona is no longer in form nor playing and that his Team Argentina were handed a 4-0 defeat by new generation Germans at FIFA World Cup South Africa 2010. Enough of this provocative Piranha, IBB.
URUGUAYAN LUIS SUAREZ HAND OF SHAMEFUL DESPERATION!
Icheoku warns that whatever victory the Uruguayans and their cheating maggot Luis Suarez (right) may or may not record henceforth at South Africa FIFA World Cup 2010 remains tainted. They should have been gone from the competition but for their robbing of the Ghana Blackstars their well deserved victory. This SOB Luis Suarez has by his shameless act, joined the list of infamy of those who can do anything for anything; and who callously believe that the end justifies the means. But if only FIFA got the backbone to keep them honest, the likes of Luis Suarez will not dare.
MR. $180 MILLION DOLLARS SOCCER CONTRACT RONALDO IS NOT HAPPY?
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro is a sad-man, possibly suffering from depression over his team Portugal's loss to Spain? His sorrow is such that he would give up all his riches for the loss to be to be simply a mere dream from where he hopes to wake up to reality. In the strongest outward manifestation of the pinning of his soul, the soccer maestro complained out loud:- "I feel a broken man, completely disconsolate, frustrated and an unimaginable sadness. ... I am a human being and like any human being I suffer and I have the right to suffer alone." Icheoku consoles Ronaldo to take it easy on himself, it is just a game and his side did not lose woefully. They played very well, only that Spain was more business-like in getting that lone goal. There will always be the next time - just four years down the road? Go do something fun Ronaldo, just anything, like scuba diving with some hammer-head sharks; or sky-jumping or streaking under a clear blue night sky somewhere exotic!
LARRY KING SIGNS OFF AFTER 25 YEARS?
Mr. Suspenders and CNN Larry King Live host is calling it quit after 25 years hosting the show and after 52 years on television. Icheoku says, this will possibly give give him additional time to marry and divorce many more wives? Larry King is just 73 years young and Viagra super-charged?
PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA'S GRAVE, WHAT IS LIFE REALLY WORTH?
Icheoku acquired this photograph of the burial place of the former late President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua of Nigeria from very authoritative source. From his former palatial Aso Rock presidential palace to this tiny 6x3x2.5 shallow grave, the question is, what is life's struggles to be this and that really worth? Icheoku reminds you that the preacher in Ecclesiastes answered this question when he said, vanity of vanities, all is vanity! Nothing, Nada, Zilch.
AUSTRALIA HAS A NEW PRIME MINISTER!
Julia Gillard will be the first female Prime Minister of Australia; closely following in the foot-steps of former British Prime Minister, Iron-lady Margaret Thatcher. Icheoku says, congratulations Madam Prime Minister.
EAGLES COACH LARS LAGERBACK, FIRE HIM NOW FOR LACK OF PERFORMANCE!
He is incompetent, could not qualify his country Sweden for the world cup 2010 and now have botched Nigeria's own attempt to stay the course in South Africa. Icheoku says Coach Lars Lagerback is not technically sound for the big league which the World Cup is all about; and is the reason Nigeria crashed out. So, having failed to perform the condition subsequent for his hire, to lead the Nigerian Eagles to a successful world cup run, Lars Lagerback is in breach of his performance-based contract and should be fired! Icheoku says, fire Lagerback now!
Koman Coulibaly of Mali, THE REFEREE FROM HELL ROBS TEAM-USA VICTORY?
Icheoku decries the black eye given to Africans and black people all over the world by this seemingly 'stoned' referee from Timbuktu who blatantly denied Team USA a well earned third goal in their match against Slovenia. The first time a black man was allowed to officiate in the South Africa World Cup 2010 tournament and this is what the world got? Icheoku asks, is it possible that referee Koman Coulibaly of Mali is an Al-Queida sympathizer who decided to avenge his terrorist-brothers using the instrument of a whistle? Anyway, this droopy-eyes Malian has earned himself the scorn of the world of soccer as an unstable referee who recklessly abused the power of the whistle; or was he under the influence not to have seen the world class goal scored by Edu; and his glassy dreary eyes adds to this suspicion. FIFA should suspend him or at least query him for this inexplicable bad call that put a damper to an otherwise stellar world cup come back by Team USA. Congratulations Howard and the boys for doing us all proud. What an audacity of a come-back and a testament that soccer/football has come to stay in America!
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA EAGLES EXITS FROM SOUTH AFRICA 2010?
Alaniya Russia Sani Kaita's red card in Nigeria's 2-1 loss to Greece precipitates Nigeria's exit from the tournament. Icheoku says, what an incompetent coach Nigeria has in Lars Lagerback who lacked the technical know-how needed to quickly adapt the team to shoulder the missing midfielder? What a shame!
PRESIDENT OBAMA EXTRACTS $20 BILLION VICTIMS FUND FROM BP
Another evidence of the lawyer in our President Barack Obama as he convinced BP to pay up or face the music! Icheoku says, any detractor who still says the president is not doing all he can about the spill or not on top of his game regarding the spill, must be speaking out of a very wicked racist mindset. Thank you Obama for doing what you do; admitted some of them are sometimes too methodical for some hillbillies and cowboys on the block to easily comprehend.
ICHEOKU, CAMEROON AND SAMUEL ETO`O DEFEATED BY JAPAN?
So much for the miracle of Cameroon from Inter Milan who suddenly realized that a tree does not make a forest; neither does a $43,000 dollar wrist watch gift win matches; as lowly rated Japan handed the Samuel Eto`o led Cameroonians a 1-0 defeat in South Africa World Cup 2010. Congratulations Japs!
ICHEOKU, JABULANI PLAYS TRICKS ON UNSUSPECTING GOALKEEPERS?
It is a Zulu word for 'rejoice' or 'celebrate'; but instead the football made by Adidas has become a nightmare to unsuspecting goalkeepers; who have been conceding goals they would otherwise safely kept. Icheoku says, if in doubt ask England's Rob Green and Algeria's keeper - two victims so far of the volatile and shifting fast-ball.
ICHEOKU, GOALKEEPER ROB GREEN FALLS VICTIM OF JABULANI?
England's goalkeeper said, "It is regrettable and not what you want to happen but that's life and you move on. You hold your head up high and get to work in training. It won't affect me psychologically. I'm 30, I'm a man, and you have hardships in life and prepare for them." Icheoku asks that he be given some break, since he was just a victim of 'Jabulani', the 2010 World Cup round leather object!
ICHEOKU, FATHER OF AFRICA HAPPY FOR WORLD CUP 2010 HONOR TO SOUTH AFRICA !
Nelson Mandela, the liberator of South Africans holds aloft the world cup trophy. As his country, South Africa, hosts the world soccer loving people, Icheoku says may the events be successful and hitch-free. Congratulations South Africa!
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA HAS A NEW INEC CHAIRMAN?
Attahiru Jega, a professor of political science has been appointed chairman of Nigeria's electoral body. He succeeds the fired Maurice Iwu. Another professor at INEC, so?
ICHEOKU, 'GET THE HELL OUT OF PALESTINE' - HELEN THOMAS!
Helen Thomas yells out the frustration among many watchers of the intractable Israeli-Palestine Middle East crisis; and the fact that she is of a Lebanese descent did not help matters at all. Icheoku to some degree aligns itself with Helen Thomas but instead of moving to Poland, Germany, America or back to the desert as wanderers, they should simply divide the land including Jerusalem into two - the two states solution! But to somewhat suggest that Israelis should 'move to elsewhere' is to deny religious history which put the Jews in the Middle East since the beginning of times? But what a way for the 89 year old war-horse to call it quits with a profession in which she became an institution and for over forty years. Another lesson that some things are better left unsaid; but as always some people will elect to bell the cat!
ICHEOKU, THE GORES ONCE AGAIN PROVE MARRIAGE TOO DAUNTING?
As Al Gore and former wife Tipper call it quits, Icheoku asks, does marriage really work or do married people just put up face because of societal pressure? After 40 years and all the money in the world, with five homes and a private jet including all the fame in the world, one would think that there is nothing else missing to make a blissful marriage in perpetuity possible. But no, the monkey which afflicts the rest of humanity crept in and the rest as they say is now history with regard to the marriage of the Gores made more popular with that PDA kiss on national television? But Icheoku have always suspected that the kiss was choreographed and that there was something plasticity about that political family. As one blogger questioned, who among the parting party will get the "internet" which Al Gore claimed to have invented? Anyway, how is your own marriage working out for you?
ICHEOKU, JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER RESIGNS FOR NOT KEEPING CAMPAIGN PROMISES?
Yukio Hatoyama, the Japanese Prime Minister has resigned his office for speaking before weighing the feasibility of keeping some campaign promises? He had campaigned that Japan will demand equal partnership with the United States of America and also that Japan will ask US out of Okinanawa? Unfortunately, the prime minister realized too late that populist campaign promise is one thing and asking a victor out of a military base is another thing all together. Anyway, PM Hatoyama, at least had the honor to throw in the towel. Icheoku says, but Japan needs that Okinanawa deterrence against the rising Asian power house, China?
ICHEOKU, OLUSEGUN OBASANJO HATED BY MANY AND DESPISED BY MOST?
Courtesy of Leadership Newspaper, a reflection of Nigerians' wish for the former tyrant of Nigeria?
ICHEOKU, HOLLYWOOD MOURNS AGAIN WITH DENNIS HOPPER!
Few hours after Gary Coleman died, another Hollywood great has passed on. Born to be wild actor Dennis Hopper died of prostrate cancer, he was 74. Dennis did not really believe in marriage - married five times and served wife number five divorce papers on his death-bed? Icheoku says, adieu wild one.
ICHEOKU, DIFFERENT STROKES GARY COLEMAN DEAD AT 42 !
Actor Gary Coleman, the child-star millionaire who made many people happy in his role as Arnold Jackson in Different Strokes but later became impoverished to the extent that he became a security guard at a mall, has died of a brain hemorrhage. Icheoku says, what is really life's worth afterall; but hey, the man-child can at least now rest in peace!
ICHEOKU, SUDAN'S OMAR HASSAN AL-BASHIR SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT FOR LIFE?
As another African strong man cements his stranglehold on the people of Sudan, Icheoku says President Omar Hassan al-Bashir is a by-product of the selective foreign policy of the West in Africa wherein their friends like Egyptian Hosni Mubarak, King Fahd of Saudi Arabia, all the monarchs of north Africa; and some not too good friends like Gaddafi of Libya and Mugabe of Zimbabwe have gotten away with being sit-tight tyrants and for too long? So just one more despot added to this ignoble collegiate of African tyrants could be tolerated by the West? Icheoku also observed that Nigeria's own tyrant Olusegun Obasanjo was among the delegates at the swearing in ceremony, snoring away his life in La-La land while the ceremony lasted? Whether he was in Khartoum to felicitate with a brother-tyrant or on behalf of President Jonathan's Nigeria government, Icheoku has no information to that effect. Anyway, we reserve our congratulations as we do not readily give it to despots and we abhor rulership in perpetuity of any kind, guise or subterfuge!!
ICHEOKU, THE TEA PARTY OUT-FLANKS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ONCE AGAIN?
Another Tea Party candidate, Raul Labrador defeats the Republican Party establishment candidate, Vaughn Ward, in western Idaho's 1st Congressional District. It is also noteworthy that the Alaskan air-head Sarah 'Mother of Bristol' Palin equally endorsed Mr. Ward; which begs the question does Sarah really have any co-tail for anyone to ride? What an attack of Tea Partiers on the Republicans?
ICHEOKU, KWAME KILPATRICK IS "A GENERAL WITHOUT AN ARMY?"
For violating his probation on an obstruction of justice conviction, hiding money that he would have applied towards making restitution to the city of Detroit, former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick was sent to 5 years imprisonment? According to the sentencing judge, his allocutus fell short of the desired contrition and was too little too late? In the judges own words, the ship has already set sail. Icheoku says, you live and you learn how not to be cocky but truly sorry and contrite for ones mistakes?
ICHEOKU, PAULA ABDUL IS BACK ON REALITY TV !
The show is "Got To Dance," and debuts on CBS in 2011. Adapted from Britain's Sky 1 network of similar name, Paula will serve as lead judge, executive producer, creative partner, mentor, and coach? Icheoku asks is she going to be always as high on something as she was on American Idol? A lady whose removal from American Idol made Icheoku to stop watching that show, as we have always enjoyed seeing her teary eyes, flirty moves as well as her sometimes incoherent gibberish which made for a great TV. Icheoku says goodluck Lady Paula and we can't wait to tune in!
ICHEOKU, PRESIDENT OBAMA SCORES ANOTHER VICTORY WITH WALL STREET BILL!
"To Wall Street, it says: No longer can you recklessly gamble away other people's money. It says the days of too big to fail are behind us. It says to those who game the system: The game is over." - Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader. Icheoku adds, a man who knows how to get what he wants is occupying the White House.
ICHEOKU, THE SUN SETS FOR ALAN SPECTER'S POLITICAL CAREER!
Representative Joe Sestak stood up as a true democrat and told democrat wanna-be Alan Specter to quit party-hopping? Icheoku says congratulation Joe and now that a Washington fixture is defeated, Arizona Senator John McCain is the next grandfather Washington insider to be showed the way out!
ICHEOKU, PRESIDENT OBAMA'S AUNT GETS ASYLUM?
A fight for political asylum that started in 2002, long before Obama became president has now been finally won by the president's aunt, Zeituni Onyango. The president did not interfere or try to influence the outcome, saying, "he did not know his aunt was living here illegally and believes laws covering the situation should be followed!" Icheoku says, what a thing of honor to do by the president and a judge who did not want to unnecessarily embarrass the president by denying her an asylum? Welcome to America, Auntie Zeituni.
ICHEOKU, THE RED-SHIRTS BACKING THAI GENERAL DIES OF HIS WOUNDS!
Major-general Khattiya Sawasdipol died fighting for what he believed in - restoring the people's choice in Thailand leadership? He was shot by a sniper and later died of his wounds in a Bangkok hospital. Icheoku says, may his soul rest in peace!
ICHEOKU, YOUTHFUL LEADERS OF NIGERIA!
Babangida was wrong afterall in saying that Nigerian youths cannot provide a good leadership for Nigeria? Take a good look at the duo of President Jonathan and Speaker Bankole and ask yourself, don't they exude confidence?
ICHEOKU, MISS USA 2010 IS FORMER MISS MICHIGAN!
Rima Fakih, 24, of Dearborn, Michigan, reacts after being crowned "Miss USA 2010." Icheoku says, congratulations Rima.
ICHEOKU, BABANGIDA'S SPOKESMAN SAYS IBB WAS RIGHT IN SLAUGHTERING BIAFRANS?
Mallam Kazeem Afegbua, the shameless IBB mouth-piece said that Ibrahim Babangida "should be commended for the role he played during the Biafran civil war." Icheoku says, this cockroach sees nothing wrong in the wanton genocidal massacre of women and children of Biafra by his pay-master and crew? What a heartless fool he is that would commend a murderer for nearly annihilating a race?
ICHEOKU, NIGERIAN CHILD-MOLESTING SENATOR AHMED SANI YERIMA!
Senator Yerima who kidnapped a 13 year old Egyptian child(girl) as a sex-slave under the subterfuge of an Islamic matrimony; claimed that their "Prophet Mohammed married a 9 year old child-bride," hence a justification for the statutory rape which he has been committing with the child in question, and against her free will? And yes, he is a serving Nigerian senator?
ICHEOKU, OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW BRITISH PRIME MINISTER!
Icheoku congratulates the new British Prime Minister, David Cameron, on his election victory; and also wishes the now ex-PM, Gordon Brown, happy trails in retirement. A functional country where politics is not a do or die affair, if only Nigeria can learn from the British example?
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ICHEOKU, AS WE MOURN PRESIDENT UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA!
Joining the government and people of Nigeria, Icheoku declares three days of mourning in honor of the departed President Yar'Adua. We shall return next week, barring any jarring world event that may force our hands and interrupt this 'show-of-respect' period? To Umaru Yar'Adua, this one is for you, Rest-in-Peace!
ICHEOKU, BEHOLD THE FACE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SQUARE SUV TERROR!
William Shakespeare was afterall right when he wrote that there is no way to decode one's mind by mere looking at the face! In the most forensic of profiling would be terrorists, Faisal Shahzad will walk away a freeman; as no one will think he resembles what a typical terrorist or terror suspect looks like? Icheoku says, what a frigging coward of the country this lunatic is, who could not pay his mortgage and spent his time hating and planning evil. Damn the terrorists, damn Faisal. We shall not cower; we shall not tremble!?
ICHEOKU, KILLED FOR DEMOCRACY!
Chief MKO Abiola warned Nigerians that "with a friend like IBB no one needs an enemy," and he was killed for winning a presidential election! So Nigerians, are you going to now accept Babangida as your friend and president when he killed the former 'president' you elected? Say no to Babangida!
ICHEOKU, CONGRESSMAN SAYS DEPORT ALL PEOPLE OF COLOR NOW?
Racist Congressman Duncan Hunter wishes all children of illegal immigrants are deported alongside their illegal parents? Icheoku asks, how way back does this he-goat wants to go? May be to the children of Mayflower illegal pilgrims too?
ICHEOKU, MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE SO SAID JESUS CHRIST?
Prahlad Jani of Ahmedabad City, Gurjarat, India has proved Jesus Christ right by allegedly staying off food and water for several years?
ICHEOKU, JONATHAN YIELDS AND SENDS IWU PACKING!
America insisted, likewise many Nigerian opinion leaders and activists alike, and the Acting President Jonathan Goodluck caved in, sacrificing INEC Maurice Iwu? But forgetful as he may pretend to be, this acting president is a beneficiary of Iwu's alleged election malfeasance that brought his government to power without a proper election? Also Iwu's hands were tied by an Olusegun Obasanjo who wanted only a particular outcome as a condition for his unwilling exit. However Icheoku admonishes Iwu for allowing himself to be used and dumped in such a dishonorable, strange manner, tarnishing his name and reputation forever! Regrettably, Iwu did not emulate Professor Humphery Nwosu's example that produced MKO Abiola's June 12th election!
ICHEOKU, THE NIGERIAN SENATOR WHO ABDUCTS 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS FOR SEX?
Senator Ahmed Sani Yerima of Islamic Sharia Zamfara State Northern Nigeria is a pedophile who habitually forces his way into minor girls as young as 13 years old; and thereby causing the increase in the stigmatizing scourge of VVF amongst girls and women in Northern Nigeria.
ARMED AND WAITING FOR THE PRESIDENT?
Domestic terrorist Joseph Sean McVey, from Ohio traveled all the way to North Carolina and was seen at the airport armed and dangerous, while President Obama was departing following a visit? Icheoku says, he shares similar name with the other domestic terrorist Oklahoma bomber Timothy McVeigh and what a coincidence that we are still in April?
ICHEOKU, IT IS JIM CROW SOUTH DEJA VU IN ARIZONA?
Governor Jan Brewer signed into law, the most racist law in Arizona; legitimizing racial profiling of so many Americans. Now, anybody who is not Caucasian, blond haired and blue eyed can be stopped at random and asked to prove his American citizenship? In other words, all "the other ones" should stay away from Arizona for their own safety and sanity. Icheoku says, it is Gestapo, the Third Reich and Nazism all put together in one in the arid state of Arizona; and Hitler must be turning in his grave now? Shamelessly too, this Governor Jim Crow of Arizona does not even know what an "illegal immigrant" looks like; and you wonder how this illegal law would be enforced pending it's finally shot down for overreaching? Racist Arizona State!
ICHEOKU, BABANGIDA KILLED THIS MAN!
Nigerians if you elect Babangida, he will kill again and may be this time around, many more Nigerians will die, including you? Dele Giwa did not deserve to die and not by incinerating parcel bomb from Babangida. Icheoku says, Babangida is a terrorist parcel-bomber and does not merit Nigeria's presidency; so do not vote for such a son of Sam! Cast him away into Hades, oh Nigerians!
ICHEOKU, MR. OLYMPICS IS DEAD AT 89!
Juan Antonio Samaranch, retired chairman of the International Olympics Committee died at a Barcelona hospital of old-age related heart failure. He was 89; we wish him happy transition!
A NIGERIAN SENATOR IS A CHILD MOLESTER AND RAPIST?
Senator Ahmad Sanni Yerima of Sharia Islamic Northern Nigeria state of Zamfara forcibly took a 13 year old child-wife No. 3 from Egypt? Icheoku asks why is this mullah not in prison for child-abuse, rape and molestation; and he is a Nigerian senator? What a further besmirching of the already in the sewer Nigeria's image. Who is still asking why there are so many girls in northern Nigeria suffering from V V F, depression, anxiety and chronic maniacal disorder when a 60 year old animal is allowed to forcibly conscript a 13 year old innocent child and confine her inside a purdah as his sexual slave? Where are the women group and feminists of this world to protest this senator out of the senate chambers?
ICHEOKU, AS ICELAND'S EYJAFJALLAJOKULL VOLCANO ERUPTS?
The fury of mother nature grounds European aviation and peradventure, world's? Icheoku asks, are we really in control of our world?
ICHEOKU, MR. SUSPENDERS CALLS IT QUIT AGAIN?
CNN ghost-looking host of Larry King Live, Mr. Larry King has dumped wife No. 7 Shawn Southwick? The former couple recently filed for divorce. Icheoku says serial husband Larry King who is possibly on the prowl for wife-victim No. 8, is getting a break from the biased media being one of them; but when Tiger Wood just had sex with some honey bimbos, still married to his wife, no media gave him any break whatsoever? Icheoku wonders what women find sexy in this ghoulish host except for his deep pockets? If the rumor is true, Larry was caught pants down with his wife's sister?
ICHEOKU, FLORIDA PASSES A REAL REFERENDUM ON HEALTH-CARE BILL !
Democrat Ted Deutch was overwhelmingly voted 62% against Republican's 35% for US Congress! Icheoku says what a testament to the expected 'routing' the republicans have touted as facing the democrats this November? Unlike the Massachusetts Scott Brown election which was before the passage of the bill and hence no barometer for its acceptance, this victory in Florida coming after the bill was passed is a statement that all those democrats retiring have no reason to fear but should all come back and face some grateful voters! So in the real referendum on health care bill, President Obama and the Democratic Party are alive and well. To Rush Limbaugh and the Republican Party of 'NO', Icheoku says, may the November mid-term elections be brought forward!
ICHEOKU, AS POLAND MOURNS!
The death of their President Lech Kaczynski, his wife and Polish First Lady Maria and some high ranking military and civilian leaders who died on Saturday, April 10, 2010, when their presidential plane crashed near Smolensk, western Russia, Icheoku says please Polish people accept our condolence! This tragedy is a testament that the presidency and the president of any country is never fused or unified in the person occupying the office? So Nigeria's President Umaru Yar'Adua and his cabal must take note of the fact that they are not indispensable and end the suspense their continued agitation is generating! Life is a vanity!
ICHEOKU, BABANGIDA DARES NIGERIANS, SAYS HE WILL RUN?
Icheoku urges Nigerians to accept his gauntlet and use the opportunity to remind Babangida the evil of his past regime by rejecting him in the polls. However, if he ever 'wins' the presidency; then it will be Nigerians own shame for being a people without any backbone to fight their nemesis; unlike the brave people of Thailand and Kyrgyzstan? What a thumbing of the nose at Nigerians by this evil-genius after all that he did to Nigerians? Dele Giwa, Gloria Okon, June 12th, 419, Mamman Vasta, Gideon Orkar, $12billion Iraqi oil windfall, Ejigbo army officers and the Greek gift of Sani Abacha! If these are not enough atrocities to hang him out to dry in 2011, then Nigerians are retards and have unparalleled capacity to take shit; and hence deserves whatever comes their way as a result! In a country of 150 million people and an army man IBB with no college degree is the best choice for president? Something sure does not look good with this picture?
ICHEOKU, ISRAEL MUST STOP THEIR STONE-WALLING!
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu must free himself and his country from their present recoil, and come forth to help America help them. There is no need to avoid the nuclear conference just because they do not want to discuss their nuclear assets. Israel must know that their insult on Vice President Joe Biden is enough already and they must not add insult to injury by standing up President Obama during the upcoming nuclear conference. Icheoku says, Bibi must show up or stand to see the diplomatic chill take a deep frosty turn!
ICHEOKU, A MAN OF GOD FROM HELL?
Convict Anthony Hopkins of Mobile Alabama is supposedly a man of God and evangelist? He killed his wife and mother of eight beautiful children, dismembered her and stuffed her body-parts in a freezer for four long years before it was discovered! The 36 year old 'family terrorist' was additionally convicted of rape, sodomy, incest and sexual abuse a teenage relatives one of whom he impregnanted! Icheoku says what will the world not to in the name of God or is it a sign of end times? Anthony Hopkins is a devil-incarnate giving men of God a bad name!
ICHEOKU, AS THE WORLD EDGES TOWARDS A NUCLEAR FREE ZONE?
In pursuit of an eventual nuclear free world, America's President Obama and Russia's Medvedev sign the new SALT treaty in Prague. Icheoku says, congratulations for realizing that never again shall the world witness the horrors of Nagasaki and Hiroshima; hence the foolery of wasting resources on a weapon that realistically speaking, will never be used?
ICHEOKU, ONE REPUBLICAN NAMED NEWT 'SLOBODAN' GINGRICH?
Mr. Newton Leroy Gingrich said that President Barack Obama is "the most radical president in American history" and oversees a "secular, socialist machine?" Icheoku says, thank God President Obama was only accused of maintaining America's secularism and not trying to turn it into an Islamic republic? The last time Icheoku checked, America is not a religious republic but a land where freedom of religion is paramount? These republicans are so full of it that they will never cease throwing dirt at President Obama and hoping something sticks. And boy, this particular Newt reminds Icheoku of former Serbia's President Slobodan Milosevic!
ICHEOKU, GOVERNOR MCDONNELL'S CONFEDERACY TIES?
They come in all shades, Republicans that is? When you think you have seen it all, out comes Governor Bob McDonnell of Virginia, glorifying the evil of slavery by honoring Confederates who went to war rather than end slavery? Icheoku says, still wondering the opposition President Barack Obama is getting?
ICHEOKU, IT IS DUKE AGAIN!
In the battle for the NCAA championship title, Duke edges out Butler by 61 - 59 points. Icheoku says, congratulations Dukey!
ICHEOKU, ABUBAKAR RIMI IS DEAD!
The northern politician who recently said that the north does not recognize Jonathan Goodluck as an acting president and one time governor of Kano State died at 69 of a fear of armed robbers triggered heart-attack? He was also diabetic and like many Nigerians did not take care of his health? Icheoku says, vanity of vanities, all is vanity as the Kano radical is no more. So long Rimi.
ICHEOKU, SOUTH AFRICAN REDNECK EUGENE TERREBLANCHE MURDERED!
Eugene Terreblanche, 69, leader of the Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging (AWB), was killed in Ventersdorp in what appears to be a racially motivated killing? Icheoku says, whatever be the case, it is a wrongful death, wrongly timed, at a time so close to South Africa's hosting the world, including a lot of white people, in the biggest soccer fiesta of all times, the world cup! For safety and security reasons of the visiting world, this death should not have occurred, not this time or at any time at all; so the South African authorities must speedily get cracking to prevent such an image-downer from ever happening again and certainly not before the summer world cup. The death of anyone is regrettable, including this extremist white Afrikaneer! Our condolences to his family.
ICHEOKU, AS RUSSIA AGREES TO ASSIST VENEZUELA'S NUCLEAR AMBITION?
Icheoku says, cutting off the nose to spite the face is never a good policy! Russia will be making a big mistake to think that giving Hugo Chavez nuclear technology is a way to get at America? Also Hugo Chavez newly found Kremlin friendship will not do him any good as Fidel Castro tried it in vain for over 50 years? Before Icheoku forgets, were both men speaking Russian or Spanish during this call? Russia, please do not proliferate as it increases the chances of fissile materials getting into the hands of terrorists; and Russia do not want that to happen in view of the black-widows, one of who bombed Moscow train station at just 17 years old?
ICHEOKU, IS THE FIRST LADY EXPECTING?
When Icheoku was wondering where the first lady has been of late, out comes her smoking hot as ever! First Lady Michelle is looking so radiant that possibly she is keeping something hidden inside her and out of sight? Anyway, either way we still love our Michelle!
ICHEOKU, MOSCOW BOMBING SPRINGS IRANIAN NUCLEAR QUEST FORWARD?
The Doku Umarov lead Islamic militants in Chechnya and other regions in Russia's North Caucasus's bombing of Moscow underground trains has 'fortunately' brought the issue of Iranian nuclear effort to the fore of international focus? It shows that these Islamic militants do not care a hue about human lives and if they get the bomb they will use it. Now is time for the world, especially Russia and China to wake up and smell the coffee that the Tehran bomb is not only West-specific! Icheoku calls on the world to unite and take away Iranian's right to nuclear weapon and go to war if that is what it gets down to; including a regime change in Tehran; so that they can join Iraq in marching forward with duly elected governments!
ICHEOKU, THE GREAT FLOOD OF NEW ENGLAND!
Our heart goes out to the residents of New England who are recovering from a biblical Noah's flood which drenched them few days ago? It was de javu Katrina-like; and Icheoku wishes them a quick recovery!
ICHEOKU, SHOULD THE POPE RESIGN?
With the catholic priests sexual abuse scandal now mushrooming into a global occurrence, with some people even calling for Pope Benedict IX to resign over his alleged cover-up and take responsibility as head of the catholic church; Icheoku asks, should he fall on his sword? Also would the church survive this sinful scandal with its reputation intact and washed anew or forever remain tarnished by it? Icheoku advises that priests be allowed to marry as a way to help curb this urge to fulfill a natural occurring biological function of every living thing, which in a way drives this abuse!
ICHEOKU, RICK MARTIN FINALLY COMES OUT OF THE CLOSET !
Yes it is about time he made it official. With all those his hip gyrations, Icheoku have always suspected the 'Da vi a Loca' star of being sexually different. However now that he finally braved it out, Icheoku asks, what took the latest gay-man so long?
ICHEOKU, THE JOS NIGERIA CARNAGE!
What piece of human specie will cut a fellow human-being in this manner? Look to the Fulani nomads of Islamic northern Nigeria for the answer!
ICHEOKU, SHAMELESS AND OPPORTUNISTIC MALLAM JOKOLO?
Al-Mustapha Jokolo, deposed Emir of Gwandu and former ADC to former Head of State, Major-General Mohammad Buhari (rtd) is now crying out loud, complaining and preaching anti-north gospel; and proclaiming southern brotherhood? According to him the north has failed Nigeria and leadership must move to a more competent south! Icheoku says this Isalmist has no moral authority whatsoever to speak for any Nigerian, having himself contributed to the problem with Nigeria? Icheoku adds, before this hot-head mallam would say anything further, he must first tell Nigerians what the contents were of the 53 suitcases he smuggled into Nigeria in 1984 or thereabout, menacingly by-passing the Customs, being ADC to the head of the then ruling junta, Buhari? Until this SOB clears the air on that incident and satisfactorily, it is our position that in addition to being deposed as emir, he should also be banished from Nigeria, the Shugaba way? Now having lost in the power game in Gwandu emirate, he is seeking relevance by seeking rapproachment with the South? It seems to be now too little to late as the train had since moved on without him?
ICHEOKU, IRAQ FINALLY TURNS THE CORNER?
Iyad Allawi, the incoming Prime Minister of Iraq after his Secular Iraqiya Alliance won the election. Icheoku says congratulations Allawi and the Iraqi people for a free and fair election which saw the defeat of a seating prime minister? We urge Prime Minister Maliki to concede the election without further delay and allow Iraq's nascent democracy to grow. It is a new day in Iraq when elections are held and successors take over from the incumbent! The citadel of civilization is once again proving that they can lead the Middle East in democratic governance. Way to go, Iraqis!
ICHEOKU, 24 ENDS ON 24!
The best thing on television and the main reason FoxNews is still being tuned to by many, Jack Bauer's 24, is ending; it concludes on May 24, 2010? Icheoku, like many other fans will dearly miss Jack Bauer's arse-kicking of some bad guys! Why does good thing end so soon?
ICHEOKU, LIMBAUGH LOSES AGAIN AS HEALTH CARE REFORM BECOMES LAW!
Redneck Rush Limbaugh, a sworn-enemy of minorities in America, was so sure that the health care reform would fail that he swore to relocate to Costa Rica should it pass? It not only passed, but has become the law of the land with President Obama's signature. But is Rush going to migrate to a third world country; Icheoku does not think so. However it shows that Rush is not as influential as he thinks and does not necessarily sway any real opinion in America. May be he is delusional about his real worth? In 2002 he lost; in 2004 he lost; in 2006 he lost and in 2008 he lost the mother of all loss with the election of President Barack Obama against all odds including his acid vituperation against his candidacy. Now in the battle for the hearts and minds of the American people over the health care reform debate, Rush Limbaugh was once again thumped!
ICHEOKU, ANOTHER RASCALLY REPUBLICAN?
Congressman Randy Neugebauer of North Texas replayed the Joe Wilson of Souh Carolina 'You lie' moment during the health care reform final debate when he went beserk and screamed "Baby Killer!" Icheoku says give it up for the republicans when it comes to thuggish behavior!
ICHEOKU, HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL PASSED!
Icheoku congratulates House Speaker Nancy Pelosi leadership on the historic passage of the Health Care Reform Bill. A century-old effort which has defiled every previous attempt until this one. President Barack Obama's leadership also shares in the victory. Nancy Pelosi deserves all the laugh in the world for this her 'mission accomplished!'
ICHEOKU, FORMER INTERIOR SECRETARY UDALL IS DEAD!
Stewart Udall, former interior secretary and congressman is dead. He died of 90-years old induced natural causes? May his democratic soul rest in peace.
ICHEOKU, ISREAL NEEDS SOME REAL SELF EXAMINATION!
It is utterly disheartening that a people who were once persecuted for who they are, are now visiting similar fate to another people? Icheoku says it is about time Israel is compelled by the world especially America, to make peace with the Palestines and on each other's agreeable terms! Like Kansas City Missouri and Kansas City Kansas, there is nothing wrong with Jerusalem being the dual capital of both people; afterall they were both sired by Abraham? So why the pretended 'we cannot live together?'
ICHEOKU, AG ERIC HOLDER RAISES THE BAR ON OBL?
America's Attorney General says the hunt for Osama bin Laden have changed from 'wanted dead or alive' to 'wanted dead only?' According to the AG, mirandising a captured Osama in an American court is not an option since according to him, "'We will be reading Miranda rights to the corpse of Osama bin Laden not to the al-Qaida leader himself, as a captive." Icheoku agrees and adds, tough luck for OBL!
ICHEOKU, MEND MUST CEASE AND DESIST!
Icheoku condemns the bombing at Warri as ill-advised, especially at this time when a Niger Deltan is at the helm of affairs in Abuja. Those militants should please give peace a chance and respect the amnesty deal which they accepted with the Federal government. They should also not force Jonathan's hands and make him shed the blood of his kinsmen and women, by sending those Hausa-Fulani military back to the delta for another free range shooting season? Enough is enough!
ICHEOKU, THE LAMIDO ADAMAWA IS DEAD!
Alhaji Aliyu Musdapher, a northern Nigeria Islamic leader and paramount ruler of Adamawa, died of natural causes; he was 88. He was on the throne of his ancestors for 57 long years! Icheoku condoles his people of Adamawa on their great loss. The Lamido Adamawa now joins the list of very few 'patriotic' Nigerian high-ups who did not die in a foreign hospital bed and for this, we commend him for identifying with the common people of Nigeria whose leaders allowed the healthcare delivery system to 'collapse', only for them to jet out to a foreign hospital at the slightest whiff of headache; leaving the masses to their fate? Adieu Adamawa!
ICHEOKU, UTAH REPUBLICAN KEVIN GARN ENGAGED IN VOYEURISM?
In a Clintonistic manner, Republican Representative and Utah House majority leader, Kevin Garn said 'he looked at her vagina but did not have sex' with then minor, Cheryl Maher; who he striped naked and enjoyed a private moment with in a hot tub? And yet he paid her $150,000 to buy her silence? Icheoku asks, what's wrong with these republicans - they preach one thing and do another? Possibly Jesus had them in mind when he told the story of the Pharisees!
ICHEOKU, THE CONSCIENCE OF NIGERIA!
Professor Wole Sonyinka, continues the fight for a better society and Icheoku salutes his courage and admires his perseverance!
ICHEOKU, ANOTHER REPUBLICAN SHITLESS HYPOCRITE!
Senator Roy Ashburn of Bakersfield, a former gay-basher now says he is gay? It took a DUI arrest, drunk and driving home from a gay bar accompanied with a male prostitute date, for the congressman to finally come out of his closet and admit to his double-life:- one, of a republican anti-gay man and two, a timid gay-man hiding in the closet? Like his other several unmasked holier than thou republicans, Icheoku says, once again Jesus Christ was right afterall!
ICHEOKU, WHAT REMAINS OF YAR'ADUA?
President Umaru Yar'Adua or what remains of him, during his latest sighting? Nigerians should pray harder for this mallam!
ICHEOKU, THE OLDEST LIVING AMERICAN FINALLY DIES AT AGE 114?
Mary Josephine May is reputed to be the oldest living American. She died in a nursing home care facility at Westmoreland New Hampshire on Sunday, March 7, 2009.
ICHEOKU, SIMPLY THE BEST AND THE FIRST!
Kathryn Bigelow, Oscar winning director of Hurt Locker is the first woman to ever win the Oscar for directing a movie in the 82 year history of the Annual Academy Awards. By winning the best director's award, Ms Bigelow has made history, Icheoku sends our shout-out!
ICHEOKU, JOS BOILS OVER AGAIN!
It would appear that Nigeria's Acting President Jonathan Goodluck may have spoken too early, when he said that there will be no more domestic terrorism in Jos, as what he proposed, the northern Islamic fanatics, Jos branch, have disposed. In Dogon Na Hauwa, a Jos suburb, they have killed about 500 people to prove to Jonathan that some other people are really in charge and calling the shots. Icheoku says, may be this is another scene in the Yar'Adua's cabal's effort to frustrate Jonathan?
ICHEOKU, STANLEY MACEBUAH IS DEAD!
A pioneer Managing Director/Editor of Nigeria Guardian Newspapers; died at age 67 of brief illness. Icheoku says, another victim of the stressful environment that is Nigeria gasping for breath?
ICHEOKU, AGONISING TURAI?
The two men in her life, her father, a nobody Islamic teacher, and her husband, President Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria are both gravely ill. The two men it would appear, are racing each other to the grave's finish line. Our sympathy. Although she still looks beautiful despite her pain but the signs of a woman depressed is obvious. Icheoku says,Alhaja Turai Yar'Adua can sure use some shoulders to lean on!
ICHEOKU, CAN NEVER TALK OR EAT OR DRINK EVER AGAIN?
Roger Ebert, film critic, following a thyroid cancer surgery. So are you still complaining about your own little life challenges? His advise to people, "Nobody looks perfect. We have to find peace with the way we look and get on with life." Icheoku says, very easy to say when one has tons of cash and is blessed with a loving and caring wife as he is!
ICHEOKU, BYE-BYE VANCOVER WELCOME SOCHI 2014!
The Vancover 2010 Winter Olympics has ended and those snowy athletes now look forward to Sochi 2014. In the battle for medals at Vancover, the United States of America won with 37 medals including 9 golds; while the host country Canada won the gold medals race with 14 gold medals. Icheoku says, well-done Vancover and lets hope Sochi tops the performance put up by our northern neighbors.
ICHEOKU, AMERICAN DOCTORS ARE COMING FOR YAR'ADUA?
Turai, remember MKO Abiola tea and take whatever remains of your husband and run as fast and as far away as you can, to the hills of Katsina for safety. Aso Rock will not provide him with the much needed fortress when these undertakers come to town to perform the requiem and administer the final rites for your husband's easy passage to meet with his Allah. The Saudis have submitted their report and it is not good, so this coming visit is the Abiola tea-visit rewind, a deja vu! And Turai, these Americans are good at solving political logjams in the best way they know how - fast and painless, get it!
ICHEOKU, CHILE'S MAGNITUDE 8.8 EARTHQUAKE!
Our sympathies for your loss, Chileans. However Icheoku says, an opportunity just called for the newly formed Latin America and Caribbean association, which exclude the United States and Canada, to prove their worthiness by taking the lead in providing necessary assistance needed at this time in Chile. They must not look up north to those "Gringos" to send in their aircraft carrier as well as ocean-going hospitals to Santiago. May be Venezuelan Hugo Chavez will now take this opprotunity to establish himself as the leader Latin America has been waiting for; and for which he had repeatedly maligned and asked America to go home? The time of running off the mouth is over, now is time to put your act where your mouth is, Presidente Chavez; be the first responder, rescue, recover, assist and help Chile at their hour of great need.
ICHEOKU, A JIHAD AGAINST SWITZERLAND?
The 'King' of Africa, Moummar Ghaddaffi of Libya has called for the levying of Islamic '(un)holy' war aka JIHAD on Switzerland, including her government and her people? Icheoku asks, is this despotic sit-tight African delusional King smoking hashish again to allow his mouth run this foul? Does he not know that the EU as well as NATO has a policy of 'an attack on one is an attack on all' and that this Jihadi threat will be regarded resolutely by all Europeans? Now, Ghaddaffi, please tell Icheoku how many churches or cathedrals you have allowed or permitted to be built in Tripoli? Make sure that you are not writing a check your sorry arse can't cash! Enough of your vituperations!
ICHEOKU, THE MAN WHO OWNS TOYOTA?
Akio Toyoda, President and CEO of Toyota Motor Corporation is the grandson of the founder of Toyota. He was in Washington to say 'sorry' for the hiccups of Toyota. Icheoku says, it is too much ado about nothing, the criticism that Toyota is being specifically targeted to make room for Detroit; since such 'fix it' outcry has been made on Ford Motors after its Ford Explorer brand and Firestone tires debacle.So why this Toyota sentiment; instead Toyota should get off its ass and fix what is broken with their brand! Our only concern is that Japanese people are somewhat too fragile emotionally; and we pray the current Toyota troubles does not push Mr. Toyoda off the cliff or force his hands?
ICHEOKU, CUBAN HUNGER STRIKER DIES!
Orlando Zapata Tamayo, the Cuban hunger striker died after 85 days without food! He has gone on hunger strike to protest the abysimal prison condition in Cuba. He was serviving a 25 year prison term for his 2003 conviction for "political activities considered anathema to the revolution?" Icheoku says, he was the stuff legends are made of, and died for what he truly believed in.
ICHEOKU, DYING UMARU EVICTED FROM HOSPITAL?
President Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria has finally been forced out of his hiding place, a hospital bed in Saudi Arabia, back to Nigeria. He abandoned his duty post at Aso Rock for over 80 days without letting anyone know including his vice president as well cabinet members. Nobody in Nigeria was even allowed to visit or see him while intubated in the intensive care unit of the hospital? It took the intervention of the Americans for Saudi Arabian authorities to agree to let him go back to his abandoned country. Icheoku wants to know how many more days he has left, and whether he intends to still govern by proxy of his power-drunk wife, Turai who is the new Lady Macbeth Turai of Nigeria. But this Turai must be told that dead men do not govern and that she should allow Umaru to live out whatever is left of his life in peaceful dignity and not in a public ridicule as a mirage president? The almighty power and the fools, it make of human-beings!
ICHEOKU, THE PARTY OF 'NO' SAYS 'NO' AGAIN!
The Republican National Party aka 'The Party of No' has again said 'no' to a $15billion dollars job creation bill sponsored by the Obama administration. In an economy that is still flagelling, which have seen so many people lose their jobs and still steadily losing their jobs, Icheoku asks, what manner of a people will be against a bill intended to stop this bleeding and create jobs? Only the republicans, whose 'good ole white boys' majority membership are so dizzingly fixated on "that one" that it does not matter to them if the baby is thrown away with the bath-water. It does not matter how good the policy sounds or may be, what they are witnessing as occupant of 'their' WHite House is simply intolerable? Obama is a 'negro-squatter' in their White House and whatever gets him out of that place is good politics; including so many Americans without jobs voting in anger come 2012! These guys are shameless and pathetic indeed!
ICHEOKU, DICK CHENEY HOSPITALIZED AGAIN?
Icheoku says, if only this Dick, the former veepee from Hell can take his mind off his fixation on Barack Obama's administration and rest his tired old heart a little, may be he will stop consuming our health care services with this frequency?
ICHEOKU, ALEXANDER HAIG IS DEAD!
Former Secratary of State during Ronad Reagan's presidency, Alex Haig has died; he died on Saturday February 19, 2010 of complications from an infection. He was 85 years old. Icheoku says, may his soul find peace according to his deeds!
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOODS APOLOGISES, SO NOW WHAT?
Icheoku wants to know what took Tiger Woods this long to read a script which he could have read when his dalliances-scandal first broke out? Moreso, he did not take any question as Icheoku would have loved to know if his sex-addiction theraphy includes shock treatment to his winnie? Anyway, as we previously advised, TW owes no one but Elin any apology and should have used his time for something else. One thing however, there was no Elin's sighting and his wedding band is also still missing. However, in Africa men marry up to 50 wives, so what the heck if he merely slept with some cheap whores?
ICHEOKU, A WHITE DOMESTIC TERRORIST ATTACKS IRS!
Frustrated and possibly deranged software engineer, Joseph Andrew Stack, flew a plane into an IRS building, and thereby proving that such a terrorist act as was witnessed on 9/11 is no longer an exclusive preserve of Islamic terrorists. Further that what international al-queida terrorist can do, a white domestic terrorist can also do? To the Joe lingos of 'Joe the Plumber' and 'Joe Six-Packs', is now added another Joe, 'Joe the domestic terrorist'? Icheoku only hopes that this Joe goes straight to hell where he will meet the other domestic white terrorist Timothy McVeigh for their re-union party of shed innocent blood. What a shame!
ICHEOKU, KERICK GOES TO JAIL!
Bernard Keurick, former New York Police chief and one time candidate for Homeland Secretary has been sentenced to four years imprisonment. His offense includes tax evasion and lying to the WhiteHouse. Bernard is Rudy Guilliani's friend.
ICHEOKU, THE DALAI LAMA VISITED!
The Dalai Lama visited President Barack Obama as scheduled; and China's heavens did not fall. Icheoku reiterates that China should not be allowed to obtrusively meddle in our domestic policies!
ICHEOKU, DANJUMA DOES NOT NEED HIS $500 MILLION DOLLARS LOOT?
Theophilus Danjuma has finally disclosed how the north shares the loot it pillages from Nigeria. According to this maga-dog genocidal army man, the late midget of Kano Sani Abacha gave him an oil well which he sold for $1 billion dollars? Continuing the narrative, he paid Abacha and his cronies their share of $500 million dollars and kept $500 million dollars for himself? Now the bloody bastard is thumbing his chest over this plunder. The said oil block is OML130 located about 100 miles off the coast of PortHarcourt and has a daily output of about 225,000 barrels of oil or equivalent of 9% of Nigeria's total daily output. Icheoku says, a Danjuma from Taraba State in the north got such an oil well in Rivers State in the south, whereas the people of Rivers State who rightfully owns the oil are not given any oil well? After such blatant public disclosure, who in Nigeria will still blame the Niger Delta militants for blowing things up out of frustration. This explains why the north does not want to ever let go of power because of the easy money it provides them. Money which a typical southerner with a Ph.D and gifted industry, will never ever dream of in a lifetime, while a semi-illiterate army man named Danjuma, a northerner is abundantly reaping a bounty from oil naturally belonging to the people of Rivers State. Say it ain't so, Nigerians!
ICHEOKU, THE MAFIA DON IN QUANDARY?
The master tactician former governor of Delta State, James Onanefe Ibori contemplating his next move? He is wondering how he is going to spring himself out of the trap of Acting President Jonathan Goodluck, which he snared for himself when he aligned forces with the losing cabals? Icheoku says, life is a gamble, you win some and you lose some! Unsuccessful coup plotters are usually shot by firing squad? How about that for some midnight sweat, JOI?
ICHEOKU, XXI OLYMPICS WINTER GAMES!
Day three of the 21st winter games in Vancover Canada, the United States of America still leads the medal table with 2 golds, 2 silver and 4 bronze medals! Icheoku says, keep it up Team USA!
ICHEOKU, BAYH SAYS BYE TO THE SENATE!
Indiana Senator Evan Bayh has bid farewell to the senate, saying that he will not run for re-election in November 2010? According to him, the bitter partisan divides that have dominated Congress in recent years have taken a toll on him forcing him to make the decision. Icheoku says, it took this senator 12 long years to finally realise that Washington is bitterly partisan? What changed suddenly or is it the same tag-team, surreptiously working to get "that one" out of office? Anyway, best of luck senator!
ICHEOKU, A WALRUS KICKED OFF PLANE?
Actor/film director Kevin Smith threw tantrum because he was kicked out of a SouthWest plane for simply being too fat he could not fit into one single seat? Icheoku admonishes, if you know you are 'way fat', why not do something about it instead of complaining that whales are not allowed to fly on SouthWest airplanes? Have you heard of the "Biggest Loser" lately or better still, stitch your mouth or staple your stomach. But hey, do not hold an airplane hostage because of what you brought unto yourself by indulging excessively!
ICHEOKU, A VALENTINE'S DAY MESSAGE!
'The only secret to share with a woman is Victoria Secret' - Late Republican Congressman Charlie Wilson of Texas. So on this valentine's day, as you spoil her with all the goodies of love, remember the only secret is that secret not shared. Icheoku says, happy Val's day to you all lovers out there!
ICHEOKU, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON'S RECURRING HEART PROBLEMS?
Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalised and two stents inserted into his artery. Icheoku wishes the former president well. On a lighter note, the only thing the Democrats and the Republicans have in common are Dick Cheney and Bill Clinton's hearts which goes out of rhythm whenever they like! What about that for the much elusive bipartisanship!
ICHEOKU, DEATH OF ANOTHER REPRESENTATIVE?
Charlie WIlson, former Congressman from Texas died February 10, 2010 of a heart-attack. He was 76. Icheoku prays that his republican soul will find peace at last.
ICHEOKU, WASHINGTON DC FREEZES OVER!
The WhiteHouse is completely white-washed and entombed in snow. Hope the Obamas are keeping warm?
ICHEOKU A NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL OF NIGERIA!
Prince Adetokunbo Ademola (SAN) has been appointed the new Attorney General and Minister of Justice for Nigeria. Icheoku hopes he will unshackle the EFCC from the bondage placed on it by the fired Mike Aondoakaa. Congratulations Toks!
ICHEOKU, AG MIKE AONDOAKAA FIRED!
A thing which time has since come and passed; anyway Icheoku is glad that corruption-designate, Micheal Kassie Aondoakaa has been shoved out of the Justice Ministry. Now the EFCC can go on and do its work unfettered. A man who shamelessly mislead Nigerians that President Yar'Adua can rule Nigeria from anywhere in the world? What a shame!
ICHEOKU, CONGRATULATIONS THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY!
Icheoku extends our gratitude to both the Senate and House of Representatives on their resolution to move Nigeria forward; by declaring Vice President Jonathan Goodluck Nigeria's Acting President. Kudos to David Mark and Oladimeji Bankole for providing the necessary leadership.
ICHEOKU, A RUSTICATED PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA?
Now that the National Assembly have done the right thing by recognising that Umaru Yar'Adua is incapacitated, Icheoku says, may be the president will now have time to rest and fight whatever is ailing him!
ICHEOKU, POLITICS WITHOUT BITTERNESS?
Defeated Andy Uba (r) of Labour Party paid a unity-visit to victorious Peter Obi (l) of APGA! Icheoku commends this political gamesmanship as a way to instal lasting democracy. We urge other unsuccessful candidates in the February 6, 2010 Anambra State, Nigeria, governorship election to follow suit, particularly Chukwuma Soludo of the PDP and Chris Ngige of the AC, and in the spirit of one 'Anambra-ness', demonstrate that united we stand! Way to go Andy, and thanks for showing good example of how to play politics.
ICHEOKU, DOCTOR-KILLER OF MICHEAL JACKSON CHARGED!
Dr. Conrad Murray, the doctor from hell who took MJ away from us all has been charged with Manslaughter. Hopefully he will be found guilty and put away for the death of the King of POP, Micheal Jackson.
ICHEOKU, THE SAINTS IS IT!
The New Orleans Saints is the new Super Bowl Champion 2010. They beat Peyton Manning led Indianapolis Colts 31-17 to clinch the Vince Lombardi trophy for the first time in their Franchise history! Icheoku says, congratulations; and let the Mardi-Gras begin earlier!
ICHEOKU, COSTA RICA EMPOWERS WOMEN!
Laura Chinchilla of the National Liberation Party is the new president of Costa Rica. Icheoku says congratulations; and hopes that Nigeria can in 2011 elect Professor Dora Akunyili in a similar civilized fashion!
ICHEOKU, HELLO SUPER BOWL XLIV!
As Indianapolis Colts and New Orleans Saints battle for the 2010 NFL championship in Miami Florida, Icheoku wishes both sides well. May the better side win the Lombardi trophy and give us our money's worth in a good play. Let's party America!
ICHEOKU, ANAMBRA PEOPLE EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT, VOTE RIGHT!
As the people of Anambra State, Nigeria go to the polls on Saturday, February 6, 2010 to elect their next governor, Icheoku call on them to spend their ballot wisely. Please elect a governor who will place the state's interest above his or her personal interest. Admitted, we have no dog in the fight, but Uche Ekwunife will be the best acceptable compromise, a governor of peace, in the super-charged political atmosphere in Anambra State. All the same, goodluck with your election!
ICHEOKU, ATIKU THE MONEY LAUNDERER!
It has been revealed that former Nigeria's Vice President Abubakar Atiku laundered more than $40 million dollars through United States of American banks alone, while in office; including $2 million dollars from Siemens, his share from the SIEMENS $12 million dollars bribe to Nigerian government officials! What a bombshell on the head of a Nigerian fraud and criminal who wanted to be president? Icheoku asks EFCC, is Atiku Abubakar in your cross-hairs?
ICHEOKU, BRAVO DORA AKUNYILI FOR STANDING UP!
Once again, Igbos have been made proud by one of their own, Professor Dora Akunyili, who stood up to be counted as the lone voice in the FEC to ask sickly Umaru Yar'Adua to step aside. Like former Chief of Staff Ebitu Ukiwe stood up against the northern establishment mallams in uniforms, Madam Information Minsiter has once again displayed the bravery the Igbo people are reputed for. Icheoku says, if only the rest of Southern Nigerians are as daring, maybe all these northern Nigerian messing around would have since stopped. Way to go, Madam Information Minister, congratulations!
ICHEOKU, USA WELCOMES THE DALAI LAMA!
China must know when not to cross the boundary, trying to dictate to USA who to see and who not to see. Icheoku says, enough; and this position shouldn't change whether or not they hold our treasury bonds. If they want to replace the old Soviet Union as our new cold war adversary, so be it; but on no condition must they be allowed to unreasonably influence our foreign affairs including our right to play host to the Dalai Lama!
ICHEOKU, THE JOHN EDWARDS OF SOUTH AFRICA!
President Jacob Zuma fathers a love-child and the ANC does not see anything 'shameful' with it? Icheoku says, the thing shameful about it is that he is the president of South Africa and is supposed to show good example to the people. He is a polygamist and committed an adultery by having sex with this baby-mama which is not a sign of a good moral example? Here is a man who is both raw and crude, lacks the urbane of Mandela and the civility of Mbeki; and who instead of governing is busy dipping his manhood in different sized holes in South Africa? What another curse of the African continent in the making which this Zulu warrior is proving to be? What a shame; maybe he should resign the presidency and become a full Zulu King with 1000 wives and 1000 concunbines?
ICHEOKU, LADY GAGA GOES COMPLETELY CUCKOO?
What an outrageous outfit on a non-sexy skeletal body-frame? Icheoku condemns this whore-like attire as too explicit; and says Lady Gaga have now pushed the button too far and should be held accountable. Better still, she should change her name by removing the 'Lady' therein and replace it with 'Nudist' or 'Stripper' Gaga' since none of her acts is ever lady-like! Some ladies which Icheoku know, do not exhibit their crotch so unabashedly, blatantly and disrespectfully that it loses its appeal and value. Where are those Adam Lambert's bashers and it is instructive that children were watching the Grammys 2010 too!
ICHEOKU, WELCOME MISS AMERICA 2010!
Caressa Cameron, Miss Virginia is the new Miss America 2010.
ICHEOKU, BEHOLD RUSSIA'S ANSWER TO USA F-22 RAPTOR QUESTION?
The Sukhoi T-50 is what Dr. Kremlin has ordered in response to the technology-wonder called F-22 Raptor!
ICHEOKU, GHANA BEATS NIGERIA YET AGAIN AND FOR THE THIRD TIME?
A country with a president defeats a country without a president for the finals of African Cup of Champions competition holding in Angola? Score was 1-0. Icheoku says how the once mighty giant of Africa have fallen, turned on its back as a result of rudderless crass leadership. Congratulations Satellites!
ICHEOKU, STEVE JOBS DELIVERS AGAIN!
IPAD is the name of the newest addition to the Apple family, Welcome! It is a pad touchscreen computer.
ICHEOKU, THE EDWARDS HAVE GONE TO SPLIT-VILLE?
Elizabeth and John Edwards have packed up their marriage of so many years. One of the losers is the McDonald's franchise where they met and have been celebrating their yearly anniversary all these years? But does marriage really work, except you are Hillary Clinton who had to put in it all she got to keep her marriage alive!
ICHEOKU, THE SEASON OF POLITICAL KILLING IN NIGERIA IS HERE AGAIN?
Action Congress 2007 governorship candidate for Ogun State, Dipo Dina, has been assassinated by "unknown gunmen"? Icheoku says, what a pity that another Yoruba politician has been callously wasted in the same way Bola Ige was?
ICHEOKU, CHEMICAL ALI EXECUTED!
Sadaam Hussein's enforcer's sentence of death by hanging was carried out today in Baghdad.
ICHEOKU, CONGRATULATIONS NIGERIAN EAGLES!
A 5-4 penalty kick defeat over Zambia puts them through to the semi-finals. Way to go guys!
ICHEOKU, ONE UNUSUAL ATTORNEY GENERAL OF NIGERIA?
His name is Micheal Kassie Aondoakaa and he is allegedly very corrupt? Pictures do speak volume or what do you think, looking at this half-dazed humanbeing?
ICHEOKU, FROM OSAMA TO OBAMA WITH HATE!
The world-wide face of terrorism, Osama bin Laden has acknowledged that he sent the Northern NIgerian terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab on his failed death-mission to Detroit. Icheoku says, that now completes Umar's resume as an enemy combatant and terrorist deserving the almighty lethal injection? Needless to mention that the senior Mutallab and suspected terrorism sponsor, turned down an invitation by the United States senate committee on foreign relations to show up and throw more light on his son's terrorism.
ICHEOKU, AREMU SWEARS FALSELY?
Olusegun Obasanjo denies under oath of imposing a sickly man on Nigeria as her president? Icheoku hopes that God will take him up on his oath and mama his head for the Greek-gift of sickly President Umaru Yar'Adua to Nigeria.
ICHEOKU, WITH LOVE, A ONE MILLION DOLLARS DONATION TO HAITI!
Titanic superstar, Leonardo DiCaprio joins the Haiti relief $1million donor list. The clay-foot giant of Africa, Nigeria, also gave one million dollars; which begs the question is that the best the country without a president can do; especially since Haiti is a black country and Nigeria claims to be the big brother of black Africa? Icheoku hopes the donation is just a down payment of things yet to come?
ICHEOKU, McCAIN'S WOMEN TURN GAY-LOVERS?
Cindy and Megan McCain, wife and daughter of Senator John McCain of Arizona have drank the gay-cool-aid. Throwing away every Republican caution, just like the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney, they have now openly embraced the gay movement in America as a thing whose time has come. Kudos to these kind of 'civilized' Republicans!
ICHEOKU, A HAITI ON ITS BACK NEEDS YOUR HELP!
With 200,000 people dead, 250,000 wounded and another 1.5 million people displaced, hungry and homeless; Icheoku says, Haiti is crying out loud for your immediate attention. There are so much work to be done to keep the living alive and the dead disposed? So please call 1-800-RED-CROSS today to contribute to the effort to help a traumatised Haiti get a handle on what happened. A 7.3 earthquake is rather too cruel a hand dealt by mother-nature on such a poor nation, that was already down and out before the catastrophy struck? Thanks for helping out!
ICHEOKU, NORTHERN NIGERIAN TERRORISTS STRIKE AGAIN?
To those Nigerian officials who deny that terrorists exist in Nigeria, Icheoku asks, who killed those 20 Nigerians in the just resumed Jos, Plateau State Nigeria "religious riots?"
ICHEOKU, IRAQI KILLING MACHINE STILL CHURNING?
'Chemical Ali' has been sentenced to hang until his neck breaks. Ali Hassan al-Majid is Sadaam Hussein's enforcer who gassed Kurds to a gasping death, but will now be hung like a common criminal!
ICHEOKU, A GRIEVING NATION IN SHAMBLES HAITI.
Please help Haiti get through this, donate today to Haiti relief fund! Or just text Haiti to 90999 for a quick $10 donation via your phone bill.
ICHEOKU, CONSERVATIVES ARE MEAN & INSENSITIVE PEOPLE!
The flag bearer of American conservatism, Rush Limbaugh has shown once again why President GW Bush ran for president on grounds of compassionate conservatism! Rush Limbaugh and co conservative 'man of devil' Pat Robertson, by their utterances on Haiti in anguish, showed how horrible and inhumane that ideology is. Rush Limbaugh's hatred for dark-skinned people which he shows daily by his unceasing and unwarranted attack on President Obama has now gone international? His disdain for the 'black' President prompted him to condemn the "rush to help Haiti pick up the pieces"? This is a below the par hateful racist's comment. Icheoku says these people have no blood in their veins; they are ugly, vicious, uncaring, unfeeling and would rather every black person on earth dies off and leave the world for their pale-skinned white folks?
ICHEOKU, A TEAR FOR HAITI
An unidentified Haitian saw an overwhelming disaster and let out a tear for a Haiti in ruins. Icheoku affirms that the destruction is of a hellish proportion, and that Haiti can use all the help it can get. So, please call the Red Cross today and donate to help Haiti pick up the pieces!
ICHEOKU, MR. LOVE TKO & SEX SYMBOL IS DEAD!
Teddy Pendagrass, the man who once made women scream in desire is dead. TP died Wednesday January 13, 2009 of colon cancer. He was aged 59. We shall all miss his sonorous, deep and sexy voice.
ICHEOKU, AMERICA'S GREAT FIRST LADY!
Michelle Obama is looking every inch like a million dollars; and Americans are loving it - their very dashing first lady!
ICHEOKU, MOTHER OF THE VICE PRESIDENT DEAD AT 92!
Jean Finnegan Biden, mother of Vice President Joe Biden has died. She was 92 years old.
ICHEOKU, LOST BUT FOUND AND ALIVE UMARU?
President Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria was found alive by a foreign media in a foreign hospital in Saudi Arabia? Does this make the Saudis liars since they had earlier denied having Yar'Adua in their land? Yar'Adua said he was making 'a good recovery' and will return to Nigeria as soon as his doctors discharge him to resume his duties. Icheoku says, the voice sounded Yar'Adua-ish and we urge his minders to now make a visual of him available. Also why did it take a foreign media to locate and interview a Nigeria's previously missing president when AIT and NTA could have been given the scoop? Only in Nigeria where foreign is always better!
ICHEOKU, FATHER OF THE TERRORIST IS COMING TO AMERICA?
Icheoku says, barring a congressional immunity Dr. Umaru Mutallab should be arrested upon his upcoming arrival in the United States, to help explain how much support he has given to Islamic terrorists all over the world and over the years? His alleged report of his son to the authorities is quite suspicious. At what time relative to his son's spanned extremism did he make this alleged report. His own known support for Islamic charities is also troubling. Therefore with such many red-flags, he has a case to answer and should be picked up upon entry.
ICHEOKU, THE AIR-HEAD GETS HIRED AT FOX!
Fox News Network has hired former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, whose over-sexed daughter Bristol is in court with her baby daddy Levi Johnston over child support payment? Icheoku says, Sarah 'beauty and no brain' Palin is eminently qualified to work at Fox, she meets all the requirements, including being very dumb, an extremist and an agenda driven vixen! Like the rest of the not so well-informed Fox rat-pack, Sarah now joins Mike Huckabee as part of the recovering republicans who now call Fox home. Remember Karl Rove gets on their tube periodically. If Icheoku may suggests, let Sarah's show be called 'Lipstick on a pitbull".
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA'S MOST WANTED!
49 days and still counting, yet no show for President Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria. Icheoku says, the authorities in Abuja should treat the president as missing and declare his office abandoned for purposes of a new leadership. It is the only way that makes sense in the present circumstance?
ICHEOKU, A BROTHEL FOR THE BOYS?
The Shady Lady Ranch in Nevada is the latest perversion of sexism, where ladies can go and pick up male prostitutes! Holy molly, what ladies can do, boys can also do - turning tricks!
ICHEOKU, JUBRIL AMINU SUPPORTS TERRORISM?
"Americans are the architects of their own security problems and drowning popularity, borne out of their foreign policy in the Middle East, where they are noted for taking sides with the Israelis against the Palestinians!" - Senator Jubril Aminu of Nigeria. Icheoku asks, is this man trying to rationalise terrorism? The chairman of NIgeria's senate committee on foreign affairs and who allegedly indulged himself in a $12million SIEMENS bribery has once again shown that Islamic sharia Northern Nigeria is not any different from other terrorist Islamic countries of the world, and his people gave the world the curse known as Abdulmutallab!
ICHEOKU, A VERY EXPENSIVE HAIR-DO?
What is in a hair one may ask? But not when one is Kate Gosselin whose hairdo cost $7000 and 20 man-hours? Icheoku asks, what was she thinking in this day and age when many go to bed hungry at night, as she indulged in this hair-vanity?
ICHEOKU, MEDICAL-DOCTOR SUICIDE BOMBER!
Humam Khalil Abu-Mulali al-Balawi is the terrorist who blew up 8 CIA operatives in Afghanistan! Icheoku says, if this guy could become a terrorist, then the job ahead is very enormous, as profiling will be very challenging indeed if not impossible?
ICHEOKU, MARRIED TO A TERRORIST AND PROUD?
Defne Bayrak, is the Turkish wife of Jordanian Medical Doctor suicide-bomber, Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi, who blew up 8 CIA operatives in Afghanistan just recently? According to her, she is very proud of her husband's bloody infamy? Icheoku says, what a perversion!
ICHEOKU, BEHOLD THE FACE OF AL-QUEIDA IN AFGHANISTAN!
Mustafa Abu al Yazid, another terror-mastermind?
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA'S INVISIBLE PRESIDENT?
President Umaru Yar'Adua is telepathically running Nigeria from an undisclosed location somewhere in the Arabian desert! Rumour has it that he is being attended to by a marabout, western medicine having failed to fix what is broken inside his body? If you find him, please tell him to return back to Nigeria immediately as there are so many important state-matters needing his presidential attention, including his cousin's terrorist act against the United States for which Nigeria is now branded a "terror country of interest!" Courtesy of the BBC, Umaru Yar'Adua has earned the title of "an invisible president of Nigeria."
ICHEOKU, NORTHERN NIGERIAN FULANI TERRORIST INDICTED!
Terrorist Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, the diaper-bomber of Detla airlines Flight 253 of December 25 in Detroit, has been indicted on a six count charge including using a weapon of mass destruction against America and attempted murder of 289 people? Icheoku says, additional count 7 of "being a Northern Nigerian Islamist terrorist that brought opprobrium to Nigeria" should have been included!
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT STILL MISSING?
Almost two weeks since his Katsina State cousin tried to blow up an American passenger plane in Detroit, President Umaru Yar'Adua of Nigeria is still in incommunicado and in an undisclosed location. A place not even known to his vice president Jonathan Goodluck somewhere supposedly in Saudi Arabia? But the Saudis have denied any knowledge of Umaru's whereabout which begs the question, where then is Nigerian ailing president? Icheoku wonders how the recently conferred 'terrorist state' is coping in the absence of a clear central authority at the helm of affairs therein? So where is the AWOL president of a country at the cross-hairs of international anti-terrorism initiatives?
ICHEOKU, DEATH OF A HEIRESS CASEY JOHNSON!
Allegedly died of natural causes, aged 30? Icheoku says, most likely a case of another rich kid who fell victim to substance abuse? Casey was the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire and daughter of the owner of the New York Jets, Woody Johnson. What a waste, a big pity?
ICHEOKU, BEHOLD THE WORLD TALLEST BURJ KHALIFA!
A modern day engineering marvel, at 2,717 feet (828 metres) tall, on 160 floors, Dubai is now home to the world tallest building - the Burj Khalifa. Icheoku says, congratulations to a nation which knows what to do with their oil wealth, unlike the epileptic now terror-sponsor state, Nigeria?
ICHEOKU, THE SUICIDE-BOMBER IS A MEDICAL DOCTOR?
A Jordanian medical doctor was the suicide-bomber who killed eight people inside a CIA base in Afghanistan! Doctor-bomber Humam Khalil Abu-Mulal al-Balawi, 36, was from Zarqa, Jordan. Icheoku says, what a shame that a doctor who should know better also fell to religious zealotry.
ICHEOKU, MARK AND BANKOLE CAN BREAK THE IMPASSE?
NIgeria tithering on the precipice and held hostage to President Umaru Yar'Adua's sickness, can be set free if only the Senate and the House have the gut to do what is necessary. Icheoku says, admitted Yar'Adua does not want to yield power because power is intoxicating; but NIgerians can take back what they gave to him - the power! Just declare his extended absence in Saudi Arabia an abdication of office and yank away those powers, simple! But unfortunately, David Mark and Oladimeji Bankole are both collaborators and so, Nigerians will have to wait until hell freezes over for the fog of uncertainty in the presidency to lift off.
ICHEOKU, RUSH LIMBAUGH RUSHED TO ER!
White supremacist acting capo, racist pig Rush Limbaugh was rushed to the emergency room of a hospital in Honolulu Hawai for undisclosed medical condition? Rush is vacationing in Hawai. Icheoku says, may be the druggie Limbaugh overdozed once again on oxycotin?
ICHEOKU, THE EVIL GENIUS IS HUMBLED AT LAST!
The despot who once bestrode Nigeria like it was his private fiefdom, Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida is finally made human by the death of his wife of 40years, Maryam Babangida? While we extend our condolences, Icheoku says, why must it take death to make this human specimen, human?
ICHEOKU, WHEN FAME AND FORTUNE IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH?
As Tyra Banks throws in the towel just after 5years, the big question remains, how did Lady 'O' pull off her 25 years? Icheoku says, all Tyra needs is love; someone to love and cherish her! What a surprise cut and run?
ICHEOKU, KARL ROVE JUMPS OFF THE BOAT!
So much for moral values, the brain of former President GW Bush, Karl Roves, divorces wife of 24 years? If only these hypocritical republicans know that it is not only homosexualism that is 'immoral' behavior. Icheoku says, whuz up Mr. Divorcee!
ICHEOKU, BABY TRIPP JOHNTSON GONNA EAT?
Over-sexed teenage mom and daughter of Alaskan air-head Sarah Palin, Bristol Palin, is in court to collect child support from her baby-daddy, Johnston Levi! Icheoku asks, are the Palins also feeling the crunch of the times?
ICHEOKU, THE CHAMPION OF BETTER LIFE FOR RURAL WOMEN IN NIGERIA IS DEAD!
Former Nigeria's First Lady Maryam Babangida dies in a foreign hospital of ovarian cancer?
ICHEOKU, A NORTHERN NIGERIAN FULANI TERRORIST!
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab is the of former Nigerian First Bank chairman Alhaji Dr. Umaru Abdul Mutallab. The junior Mutallab, just 23, was an engineering student at University College London. He is the face of a Fulani terrorist from Funtua Katsina Sharia State of Islamic Northern Nigeria who tried to blow up a USA Delta plane on December 25, 2009. Icheoku says what a shame!
ICHEOKU, SENATE'S MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
Icheoku says, congratulations US Senate for age-long overdue health care reform bill. Now Senate leader Harry Reid can smile all he wants, having accomplished what many nay-sayers said was impossible! What a Xmas gift to President Barack Obama and to the American people.
ICHEOKU, HELIUM-BALLOON HOAXY PARENTS SLAMMED!
For creating the biggest hoax of the year that their six year old son Falcon Heene has floated away in a balloon, Richard and Mayumi Heene were sentenced to thirty and twenty days in jail respectively. They had earlier been given a tab of $42,000 dollars as cost incurred as a result of their hoax. What a lesson?
ICHEOKU, THE LATEST POLITICAL PROSTITUTE OF ANAMBRA STATE, NIGERIA?
Emeka Etiaba was in APGA, then jumped to PPA, and again jumped off to LP; all within a few short period of time, just in his rabid and restive attempt at power-grab? So who knows where he is headed next, may be to an 'Etiaba Political Party' just for himself? Icheoku says, so much political miscalculations for a charlatan political novitiate!
ICHEOKU, IRAN CONTINUES ITS NOSE THUMBING AT THE WORLD?
In response to the year-end deadline to come clean on its nuclear activities, Iranian President Ahmadinejad responds, "The international community can give Iran as many deadlines as they want, we don't care." Icheoku says it is about time some bombs are dropped on Nantanz and elsewhere in Iran; provided Russia and China are not double agents and playing both sides in the dispute?
ICHEOKU, JACK BAUER IS BACK!
Bad guys' nightmare and nemesis, Jack Bauer returns on Fox Network with 24, on January 17, 2010. Icheoku can't wait to see another rounds of butt-kicking by Keith Sutherland, what about you?
ICHEOKU, SO MUCH FOR EXCESS LUGGAGE?
These three butts belong to one passenger waiting to board a plane at Heathrow airport? Icheoku asks, will it be unfair to ask that this butt pays for three seats for the excess luggage? You be the judge!
ICHEOKU, ACTRESS BRITTANY MURPHY IS DEAD AT 32!
She starred in "Clueless" and "8 Mile"; died today December 20, 2009 in a Los Angeles area hospital of somewhat natural causes? What a youth exit, rest in peace BM.
ICHEOKU, MEND IS BACK TO THEIR TERRIORIST BUSINESS?
They attacked an oil pipeline in Abonemma, Rivers state! Icheoku says, this specie of MEND is not the real deal and is simply cashing in on the absence of sick man Umaru Yar'Adua to pretend some relevance?
ICHEOKU, TEFLON-DON JAMES ONANEFE IBORI WALKS!
Imagine none of the 170-counts charge brought against him for corruption, abuse of office and money laundering stuck? A seemingly compromised judge, Justice Marcel Awokulehin dismissed the entire case for 'lack of merit;' and thereby canonised Ibori into an "innocent Saint Ibori"? Did the judge also apologise to Ibori for the inconvenience of the 'nuisance sham-trial?' Imagine the quantum of frustration at the EFCC to see yet another one of their effort at fighting corruption in Nigeria go up in flames; sabotaged and frustrated in this cavalier manner by a judge who now appears to aid and abet criminality?
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA SUPREME COURT SAYS TO SOLUDO "YES YOU CAN!"
The yo-yo, roller-coaster, stop and go, that is Anambra State PDP governorship candidacy of Soludo once again received a greenlight to proceed. The supreme court overruled the court of appeal's earlier ban and now says, Soludo is it! Icheoku says, what Tony Anenih wants, Tony Anenih gets; and so the PDP might as well proceed and swear-in Soludo as the next governor of Anambra State; instead of taking Anambraians through another charade of an election, only to later impose him on the state as the governor notwithstanding the fact of the vote-cast and the wishes of the electorates!
ICHEOKU, SOLUDO STOPPED AGAIN!
PDP candidate for Anambra State governorship election in February 2010 has been told by the court of Appeal sitting in Abuja, it is a mere wishful thinking?
ICHEOKU, BERNANKE IS TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR 2009!
Congratulations Mister Green-backs Guvernor.
ICHEOKU, WHITES TO BECOME THE NEW MINORITY IN USA BY 2050?
Icheoku can't wait to see a reversed racism; but will I still be alive the next 40years?
ICHEOKU, BOEING DEBUTS ITS 787 DREAMLINER.
Welcome and happy flying, the queen of jet airliners!
ICHEOKU, BIGGEST LOSER LANDS BIGGEST CONTESTANT?
Micheal Ventrella at 526pounds, 6.3ft will be the heaviest contestant in the NBC reality television show. Watch out for this elephant-man starting on January 5, 2010.
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOODS' SEX-MATES LATEST TALLY!
The harlem of the Cablinasian golf maestro has now risen to 14. What a swinger this man really is!
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOODS SUFFERS YET ANOTHER SETBACK?
Cheated-wife Elin Nordegren Woods offloads her multi-million dollars wedding ring!
ICHEOKU, THE PROGNOSIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR YAR'ADUA?
Nigerian President Umaru Yar'Adua is having a relapse of his mental illness, once treated by Malam Sani Maigemu? Sources from Jeddah Saudi Arabia say that Umaru Yar'Adua is having a “dwindling mental health condition.” Simply put, Nigeria President has gone cuckoo?
ICHEOKU, HOUSTON ELECTS AN OPENLY GAY MAYOR, SODOMY?
"This election has changed the world for the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered community." - Mayor-elect lesbian Annise Parker.
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOODS STRIKES OUT & GIVES UP!
Once again, it has been proved that women are men's real weapon of mass destruction! Icheoku says, Tiger should have hung up his phallus instead of the golf club; and hence not throw away his very essence. But hey, may be the Cablinasian golfer with 12 blonde whores, sexual partners knows best?
ICHEOKU, OBAMA DOCTRINE FINALLY UNVEILED?
“There will be times when nations – acting individually or in concert – will find the use of force not only necessary but morally justified.” - President Barack Hussein Obama!
ICHEOKU, YAR'ADUA'S HOSPITAL STAY IS INDEFINITE?
Madam Information Minister Dora Akunyili said so!
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOOD SAYS HE IS NOT BLACK?
He is Cablinasian billionaire with a peasant's taste in women, including waitresses, hookers, escorts, strippers, whores and even married a nanny? What a low-life's taste for this horny-bee who has no identifiable race!
ICHEOKU, ANOTHER NIGERIAN HEAVY-WEIGHT DIES IN A FOREIGN HOSPITAL?
Dr. Ibrahim Tahir, the Talban Bauchi died in a Cairo-Egypt hospital at 71. Recall newscaster Ms. Ndidi Onyema of NTA Enugu in 1983; she was his paramour!
ICHEOKU, TIGER WOOD'S WORLD IS FAST CRUMBLING?
His wife moves out, Gatorade withdraws, mother-inlaw swoons as whore No. 11 speaks up! What an end of the road to the fantasy-life of a sex-maniac Cablinasian?
ICHEOKU, AMERICA NEEDS A PUBLIC OPTION!
Senator Leader Harry Mason Reid, Icheoku wants to reiterates that any health care reform without a public option is no reform at all!
ICHEOKU, SOLUDO'S GOVERNORSHIP TRAIN HALTED!
The Appeal Court sitting in Abuja has asked INEC to put a hold on Professor Soludo's candidacy in the February 2010 Anambra State governorship election; until it rules otherwise! Icheoku says, this is definitely not part of the Soludo Solution Anambra State people were promised?
ICHEOKU, "THERE IS NO CONCRETE EVIDENCE FOR ANYONE TO ASK FOR THE PRESIDENT'S RESIGNATION?"
Really? Icheoku says, may be the Nigeria Federal Executive Council needs to see an encased, prostrate lying, face-up President Umaru Yar'Adua before they will believe that he is now incapacitated and no longer able to continue functioning as president! Or could it be that they have a dog in the fight and are merely, selfishly protecting their offices by pretending their support for Yar'Adua? Self preservation, may be!
ICHEOKU, 30000 MORE US TROOPS FOR THE WASTELAND CALLED AFGHANISTAN?
It really does not matter at this point how many troops are sent to Afghanistan. But were we President Obama, we would have given General McChrystal the 40,000 troops he requested or even 100,000; with express, unequivocal instruction to just get the job done and get out; no excuses! Or better still, stay there in perpetuity and convert the damn God-forsaken place into a bombing range for our military!
ICHEOKU, THE RABID IRAQI SHOE-THROWER GOT PAID BACK IN SIMILAR FASHION!
Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi found out that what goes around comes around; he had a taste of his budding! Another shoe-thrower had him in his cross-hairs.
ICHEOKU, 'MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS A NATIONAL TRAGEDY' - Dr 'Ore Falomo
Icheoku says, and so are Yakubu Gowon, Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida and the late midget of Kano, Sani Abacha. Despicable juntas who hijacked and pillaged Nigeria into near despondency and for so many years. They are the sole reason Nigeria is now comatose and practically a failed state!
ICHEOKU, THE PROGNOSIS IS NOT GOOD!
Reports reaching Icheoku.com on President Umaru Yar'Adua's medical condition at King Faisal Specialist Hospital and Research center, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia is not good. His organs are fast failing and such a news is damn scary indeed. Nigerians should therefore pray harder to avert an impending succession crisis his demise will throw up between Northern Nigeria cabal and the Nigerian constitution.
ICHEOKU, CHELSEA CLINTON HOOKED!
The little girl who grew up before our eyes is now engaged to be married to one Marc Mezvinsky? Icheoku wishes the couple best of luck.
ICHEOKU, IS SHE AN ABUSIVE CONTROLLING WIFE?
Elin Nordegren Woods, allegedly pushed Tiger Woods to drive into a tree.
ICHEOKU, IRAN'S RECKLESS BAITING CONTINUES!
Iran plans to build 10 new uranium (nuclear) enrichment facilities? Icheoku says, when will this Iran's huffing and puffing be brought to an end with an operation shock and awe?
ICHEOKU, SOLUDO'S IMPOSITION UNHEALTHY FOR DEMOCRACY - DAVID MARK?
But who made this midget of Oturkpo a judge over the PDP? Icheoku says, he was himself imposed and never elected to the senate in the first place? So, why is this man known for his disdain for educated people now being sanctimonious about a practice which made him and which is the hallmark of his PDP? May be because Soludo has a PhD? It is our position that DB Mark is not qualified to condemn the PDP institutionalized manner in which Soludo emerged, being himself a beneficiary thereto.
ICHEOKU, ABU DHABI (DUBAI) IS NEARING BANKRUPTCY?
In a rabid vainglorious pursuit of an Utopia, an El-Dorado of the Middle East, another "primitive-economy" state have spent itself into an overwhelming debt it cannot pay, and is now in default of billions of dollars in loans and interests. What a shame!
ICHEOKU, FUNERAL MASS AND WAKE-KEEPING FOR CHIEF (DR.) AUSTEN CHUKS-ORJI.
At Most Holy Rosary Catholic Church, 1313 A Street, Antioch, California 94509 USA; on November 28, 2009; by 5.00pm and 6.00pm till 12.00 Midnight.
ICHEOKU, PARTY-CRASHERS EXTRA-ORDINAIRE!
Michaele and Tareq Salahi of Virginia, the couple who crashed President Obama's party, hosted for visiting Indian Prime Minister Singh.
ICHEOKU, HID AWOLOWO IS 94 YEARS OLD, HURRAY!
Chief (Mrs) Hannah Idowu Dediolu Awolowo, the matriarch of the Awolowo clan of Ogun State Nigeria and Yeye Oodua turned 94! Icheoku says, congratulation; what a run! Many more happy returns.
ICHEOKU, WHAT REMAINS OF PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA!
Icheoku asks, how much longer can he carry on with the office of the president? This is defintely not how to look as a president. He looks so deathly, it scares Nigerians shitless; fearful of the political turmoil his sudden transition might bring upon the country. So Nigerians are praying for Yar'Adua to hang in there! Icheoku says, get well Umaru.
ICHEOKU, ACTIVIST BISHOP WITHHOLDS BODY OF CHRIST FROM A GOOD PARISHIONER!
Bishop Thomas Tobin, Icheoku ask you, why? What about the injuction of Christ that he who is well have no need of physician? During the last supper, Jesus never questioned the disciples about their righteousness before asking them to partake of his body, so why you? Please do not play politics with the body of our Lord Christ. Representative Patrick Kennedy was not the court that decided Roe v. Wade! We are not aware of actions taken by you against death penalty in America; but now you are being coy with the wafer. Vatican should call this overzealous bishop to order and ask him to restore Mr Kennedy's communion rites immediately! Little wonder the number of catholics are fast dwindling.
ICHEOKU, OFF HE GOES YET AGAIN TO HIS OTHER ASO ROCK, A HOSPITAL BED IN JEDDAH, SAUDI ARABIA!
President Umaru Yar'Adua, flown out again for the umpteenth time for emergency medical care! Icheoku wishes him well and says, when can the president establish similar facilities in Nigeria to save himself and country, the embarrassment of being a frequent patient of a foreign hospital? What a shame and a disgrace that a country's president is travelling this often to another country, everytime and each time he has a medical need, which has now become very frequent.
ICHEOKU, IS PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA FINALLY READY TO FIRE HIS AG CORRUPTION?
Mike Aondonkaa, his days as Nigeria's Attorney General seem to be numbered; a fate probably sealed with the appointment of his kinsman Justice Aloysius Katsina-Alu as the new Chief Judge of Nigeria! As with Mr. Slowman Yar'Adua, he has a very unique pace and at last he seem to have gotten to this long overdue removal of a very corrupt man.
ICHEOKU, MICHAEL JACKSON'S MOONWALK HAND-GLOVE SETS A RECORD AT AUCTION?
Hong Kong businessman Hoffman Ma on behalf of a hotel in Macau China, paid a total of $420,000 for it!
ICHEOKU, ANOTHER NIGERIAN POLITICIAN BITES THE DUST!
Charles Nsiegbe, ex-member Rivers State House of Assembly, felled by assassins bullets.
ICHEOKU, RIBADU A WANTED FUGITIVE FROM JUSTICE?
Nuhu Ribadu, wanted dead or alive by James Onanefe Ibori controlled Yar'Adua government!
ICHEOKU, OPRAH TO END TALK-SHOW ON SEPTEMBER 9, 2011?
Except they make her an offer she cannot refuse!
ICHEOKU, MOURNS THE FIRST BLACK AFRICAN TO OBTAIN A Ph.D IN RADIO ASTRONOMY!
Professor Samuel Ejikeme Okoye, astrophysicist, dead at 70.
ICHEOKU, "GOING ROGUE" THANKS FOR GHOST WRITERS?
Sarah Palin, signing a book she probably did not write herself? Icheoku says, the Alaskan air-head is incapable of stringing two sentences together talkless of penning a 436 page book.
ICHEOKU, DEATH OF EDO STATE CHIEF JUDGE!
Justice Michael Edokpayi was healthy on Monday but died on Tuesday in his hotel room in Abuja. Icheoku asks, was any mistress involved?
I C H E O K U
On a watchful alert!
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA QUALIFIES FOR SOUTH AFRICA 2010.
Super Eagles Olufemi Martins scored the winning goal in Eagles 3 - 2 victory over Kenya. Icheoku says, congratulations!
ICHEOKU, YOU WIN SOME AND YOU LOSE SOME!
Switzerland wins U-17 world cup championship; defeating Nigeria 1-0.
ICHEOKU, FORMER IMO STATE MILITARY GOVERNOR UNDER BABANGIDA IS DEAD AT 54!
Navy Commander Amadi Ikwechegh died after a brief illness? Go figure that out!
ICHEOKU, OSUOFIA FREED!
Nkem Owoh pays 1.4million naira for his freedom, with his car held over to secure an outstanding 100,000 naira balance in a 1.5million naira final ransom settlement! His next movie will probably be titled "My Kidnap?"
ICHEOKU, ATIKU ABUBAKAR'S FRIEND SENTENCED TO 13 YEARS IMPRISONMENT!
William Jefferson, former congressman now turned convicted criminal, goes to prison for corruption.
ICHEOKU, MONEY CANNOT BUY A GOVERNORSHIP!
Crest-fallen Andy Ubah finds out the hard way that his money was not just enough to buy him "governor-in-waiting" status! His case in that regard was dismissed by the court of appeal. May be Ojukwu's threat worked afterall?
Adamu Mu'azu of Bauchi State.
ICHEOKU, LOU DOBBS EXIT FROM CNN IS GOOD RIDDANCE OF A BIGOTED RACIST PIG!
Lou Dobbs was fired from CNN? Icheoku says, it is about time he left CNN so that he can go join his fellow KKK members at FoxNews!
ICHEOKU, DEPRESSED AND AFRAID OF FAILURE, SUICIDE?
Robert Enke, ace German goalkeeper committed suicide by jumping in front of a moving train!
ICHEOKU, IMPRISONED FOR A "SPIRITUAL MARRIAGE?"
Raymond Jessop, 38, a Texas Mormon was sentenced to 10 years imprisonment for marrying a 15 year old minor!
ICHEOKU, DC SNIPER EXECUTED!
John Allen Muhammad
ICHEOKU, OSUOFIA KIDNAPPED!
Nkem Owoh has been abducted for a 15 million naira ransom? The ransom has been reduced to a just 2million naira?
ICHEOKU, NO BAIL PENDING APPEAL FOR BODE GEORGE!
Bode George to stay jailed, so says the court.
ICHEOKU, WICHITA ABORTION DOCTOR'S KILLER CONFESSES!
Scott Roeder says, "Yes, I did it!"
ICHEOKU, CONGRATULATES SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI AND HER HOUSE LEADERSHIP!
'She had just delivered a promise decades of her predecessors failed to bring home.' The Health Care Reform Bill is finally passed in the House of Representatives, Hurray!
ICHEOKU, ANOTHER CRAZED-OUT TERRORIST IN OUR MIDST?
MAJOR (DR) NIDAL MALIK HASAN, an uncircumsized killer from Hell!
ICHEOKU, "TOO FAT TO KILL" IS NOT A DEFENSE KNOWN TO LAW!
EDWARD ATES, convicted by a jury which refused to buy such an exotic defense in his trial for the murder of his son in-law.
ICHEOKU, 'THEY LEFT ME TO ROT SO I SHOT THEM?'
Orlando Florida murderer, JASON RODRIGUEZ says, "I'm just going through a tough time right now. I'm sorry' I shot my former colleagues at Reynolds, Smith & Hill Engineering Company from where I was fired few years ago! Icheoku says, not even 'heat of passion' will aid the defense of this looney, after a two year cooling-off time?
ICHEOKU, RUDY GUILLIANI'S MAN FRIDAY PLEADS GUILTY!
Bernard Kerik, former New York commissioner of police and wanna-be homeland secretary is heading to prison for lying to the White House?
ICHEOKU, DICK CHENEY'S SELECTIVE AMNESIA?
To FBI questions in the Valerie Plame CIA leak case in March 2004, the former vice president on 72 occasions, retorted "I cannot recall!" Icheoku says, and you wonder how he was able to effectively function as a veepee with such a degree of forgetfulness?
ICHEOKU, AT LAST WE HAVE A PRESIDENT FOR AFGHANISTAN!
HAMID KARZAI, confirmed president by default of the opposition's withdrawal from a run-off. Icheoku says, congratulations Mr. President!
ICHEOKU, THE MYSTERY OF HIS SCARY-STARE IS SOLVED?
PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA was once my psychiatric patient - Malam Sani Maigemu!
ICHEOKU, DOES THIS MONSTER STILL HAVE IMMUNITY?
NIgeria should follow the French example and put Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo on trial for his past misrule!
ICHEOKU, TO THE FRENCH IMMUNITY ENDS WITH TERM OF OFFICE!
JACQUES CHIRAC, former president to be tried for corruption, embezzlement and breach of trust?
ICHEOKU, THE DEATH OF A NIGERIAN HIGH CHIEF IN USA!
LATE CHIEF (DR) AUSTIN CHUKS-ORJI
ICHEOKU, GOT GOVERNORSHIP MOJO? CALIFORNIA SAYS NO!
GAVIN NEWSOM gets it and drops out!
ICHEOKU, THE MAN WHO KILLED BOLA IGE IS FIRED!
IYIOLA OMISORE was once impeached as a deputy governor and is now sacked from the senate by the court of appeal. Haunted by the spirit of Uncle Bola Ige, furious and vengenful?
ICHEOKU, LOU DOBB NEARLY MET HIS WATERLOO?
CNN racist-bigot commentator, fat pig Lou Dobbs, learnt in a hard way that there are other crazed-out loonies like him out there! Some gunmen opened fire at his New Jersey home recently. But thank God no one got hurt; if that will make him to tone down his rhetorics, may be the only good thing out of a bad incident!
ICHEOKU, A KING'S RANSOM FOR PA SOLUDO'S RELEASE?
Kidnappers of Professor Chukwuma Soludo's father, Pa Simeon Soludo, have made their demand for his release; - he will be traded for 500 million naira!
ICHEOKU, AS CONVICT BODE GEORGE GOES TO PRISON!
Icheoku says, congratulations Madam EFCC and President Umaru Yar'Adua on this first big fish; but when will Olusegun Obasanjo join Bode in prison?
ICHEOKU, YAR'ADUA'S AMNESTY DEFANGS MEND!
Now they are hiding under a pretended "indefinite cessation" of hostilities. What a bunch of toothless bulldogs now left behind after the real men jumped ship and accepted President Umaru Yar'Adua's amnesty? It is just too bad, these bunch are now finding out that they are stranded; waiting to be hunted down and shot as soon as the order comes from Aso Rock!
ICHEOKU, SOLUDO IN LIMBO?
DR. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO STOPPED BY THE COURT!
ICHEOKU, HUNGER STRIKE STILL WORKS?
Dr. John Mabayoje, alleged gun-runner has been released from Nigeria gulag!
ICHEOKU, DIED @ 91 JAMES BOND'S DR. NO IS NO MORE!
ACTOR JOSEPH WISEMAN.
ICHEOKU, IS HIS HEALTH TAKING A TURN FOR THE WORSE?
PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA faints yet again at ECOWAS summit in Abuja; the second time within one month!
ICHEOKU, A VERY WISE MAN
MOHANDAS KARAMCHAND GANDHI (October 2, 1869 – January 30 1948) India's political and spiritual leader; pioneer of satyagraha (resistance to tyranny through civil disobedience!)
ICHEOKU, RUSH LIMBAUGH SUFFERS ANOTHER DEFEAT!
NFL says 'no deal with Rush over St. Louis Rams?'
ICHEOKU, WHAT A SHAME?
FEMI FANI KAYODE says, Obasanjo had his time; he did his best and he is now gone; so leave him alone. Icheoku says, not just yet Mr. Kayode!
ICHEOKU, RUSSIANS SAY NO TO VOLGOGRAD-RUSSIA OBAMA!
JOACHIM 'VASILY IVANOVICH' CRIMA; lost his election bid yesterday, but at least he bravely showed up!
ICHEOKU, US TEAM WINS THE PRESIDENT'S CUP 2009!
Congratulations Golf Best, on your victory at San Francisco's Harding Park!
ICHEOKU, ANAMBRA STATE PDP GOVERNORSHIP CANDIDATE, SOLUDO IS IT!
CHUKWUMA CHARLES SOLUDO, Ph.D
ICHEOKU, AND THE PPA CANDIDATE FOR ANAMBRA STATE IS,
UCHE EKWUNIFE FOR GOVERNOR!
ICHEOKU, A MAN WHO SWEARS BY 'ALUSI-OKIJA' DEITY IS A GOVERNORSHIP CANDIDATE?
DR. CHRIS NWABUEZE NGIGE OF/FOR ANAMBRA STATE?
ICHEOKU, WAS THE 1969 MOON LANDING A HOAX?
If the moon landing was a fact, why crash two observers just to try to check for water traces? Just go back up there and scoop whatever evidence needed for the test.
ICHEOKU, PRESENTS THE 2009 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER!
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA hits 56% job approval rating!
ICHEOKU, HE WAS SINCE GONE!
SHOICHI NAKAGAWA, Japan's former finance minister dead of probable suicide?
ICHEOKU SAYS, IS NIGERIA EFCC LISTENING?
TAITO PHILLIP FIELD, MP; JAILED FOR CORRUPTION IN NEW ZEALAND!
ICHEOKU, WHO WANTS HIS MAJESTY KIDNAPPED?
IGWE NNAEMEKA ACHEBE, AGBOGIDI OBI ONITSHA!
ICHEOKU, DOUBLE VISION!
PRESIDENT UMARU YAR'ADUA OF NIGERIA.
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA@49 IS SUFFERING AN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT?
A DEVELOPMENT ARRESTED BY CORRUPTION!
ICHEOKU, ISRAEL HOLDS FORMER LEADER TO ACCOUNT?
EHUD OLMERT, Former Israeli Prime Minister, charged to court for corruption!
ICHEOKU, THE CNN PUNDIT WHO DOES NOT KNOW MUCH?
WOLF BLITZER, entered the real 'Situation Room' on Jeopardy and bungled out!
ICHEOKU, YAR'ADUA REMOVE THIS ATTORNEY GENERAL NOW!
MIKE KASSIE AONDOAKAA
ICHEOKU, NIGERIA'S MOST DERISIVE HE-GOAT!
MATTHEW OKIKIOLAKAN AREMU OLUSEGUN OBASANJO.
ICHEOKU, T FOR TYSON!
MIKE TYSON, THE MAORI WARRIOR?
ICHEOKU, DON'T MESS WITH THE AMERICANS AS THEY GONNA GET YOU!
Terrorist Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan learned the bitter lesson rather too late; as he now sleeps with his ten virgins?
ICHEOKU ASKS, WHAT DID HE SAY TO HER?
President Obama to Secretary Clinton!
ICHEOKU, THE ONLY BLIND GOVERNOR IN AMERICA?
DAVID PATTERSON OF NEW YORK STATE.
ICHEOKU, A 9/11 WE SHALL NEVER FORGET; YEAR EIGHT!
SEPTEMBER 11, 2001; THE DAY EVIL STRUCK!
ICHEOKU, THE FACE OF TERROR; 9/11 MASTERMIND!
KHALID SHEIK MOHAMMED
ICHEOKU, MOURNS WORLD'S OLDEST PERSON?
Gertrude Baines was 115 years old!
ICHEOKU SAYS, IF HE COULD STILL BE HAPPY, THEN COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS!
Hands-free Mallam Ya'U of Kwanar-Jaba Kano Nigeria.
ICHEOKU, 'YOU LIE' OF A RACIST REDNECK HILLBILLY FROM SOUTH CAROLINA!
Congressman Joe Wilson sat through several years of President George W. Bush bullshit, without ever 'losing his cool'? So reconcile that!
ICHEOKU, STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY OF A SHE-MAN?
South African Semenya is a hermaphrodite with no womb or ovaries, but has undescended testicles. A SheMan?
ICHEOKU, HE IS BACK! MR TECHNOLOGY IS BACK AND LOOKING MUCH BETTER!
STEVE JOB:- Mr Apple, Mr I-Phone; Mr I-Pod, Mr I-Mac!
ICHEOKU, SANUSI GOING SHARIA WITH NIGERIAN BANKS?
SAY IT AIN'T SO, MALLAM!
ICHEOKU, THE LAST OF THE ORIGINAL KENNEDYS IS GONE!
EDWARD KENNEDY, AN AMERICAN STATESMAN!
ICHEOKU, THE MAN WHO "KILLED" MJ?
DR. CONRAD MURRAY, - a $150,000 dollars per month, mercenary-doctor morphine!
ICHEOKU, BEHOLD THE MAN WHO FREED CONVICTED TERRORIST MEGRAHI.
Scottish (Un)Justice Secretary, Kenny MacAskill; Icheoku asks, are you just realizing that your thoughtless act stinks to high heavens?
ICHEOKU, IN MEMORIAM DEDICATED TO THE VICTIMS OF MEGRAHI'S TERRORISM!
PAM AM FLIGHT 103 AT LOCKERBIE, SCOTLAND
ICHEOKU SAYS, BEHOLD THE HAIRY MONSTER BEHIND 9/11.
KHALID SHEIK MOHAMMED!
ICHEOKU, CHILD4OBAMA!
One very cute little Obama girl.
ICHEOKU, THE DICK IS BACK FIRING ON ALL CYLINDERS!
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT, RICHARD BRUCE CHENEY!
ICHEOKU SAYS, TALIBAN PLEASE FREE
Pfc. BOWE R. BERGDAHL
ICHEOKU, REMEMBERS!
CHIEF MKO ABIOLA: - the face of democracy in Nigeria?
ICHEOKU ASKS,
Who killed Bola Ige?
ICHEOKU PRAYS!
Lord, teach me to be generous; to serve you as you deserves; to give and not count the cost; to fight and not heed to the wounds; to toil and not seek for rest; to labor and not ask for any other reward, except knowing that I am doing your will, AMEN!
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EBAMI EDA FELA ANIKULAPO KUTI, HIS MEMORY LIVES ON!
One of Icheoku's most favorite person, the anti-corruption apostle and a chief by his own right. Icheoku dedicates this tribute to the memory of the torn in the flesh of Nigeria corrupt personalities, Fela!
ICHEOKU, MEMORIAL FOR GANI.
CHIEF GANIYU OYESE FAWEHINMI
ICHEOKU, TRIBUTE TO MJ
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