"A WRONG THING IS A WRONG THING" - GOVERNOR ALIYU

"We cannot only depend on prayers without hard work. The ongoing Boko Haram crisis is lingering on because those who should speak out lacks the courage to do so and people can do and say whatever they like without consequences. The spokesman of Boko Haram was arrested and only given three years for misdemeanor when we all know that it is terrorism and then we begin to wonder what is going on. 

“There are also people who said they would make Nigeria ungovernable if they didn't win the presidential election and I don't think anything has been done about that. Someone else took the opportunity of the fuel subsidy removal protests to call for regime change and they are all allowed to walk freely on the streets after their treasonable statements. The problem is that people don't want to tell the truth. If we are all able to come out and handle things the way they should be handled, we would have nipped everything in the bud." - Governor Babangida Aliyu of Niger State speaking on the fast deteriorating state of Nigeria.

Icheoku says this man has a fan in us as he has consistently rose above board to speak up on matters affecting Nigeria as a threatened entity, principally due to the irascibility of the ever violent and easily provoked Islamic Northern Nigeria; particularly their insurgent Boko Haram. Icheoku says if only all other Northern so called leaders like Danjuma, Gowon, Buhari, Babangida, Useni, Ciroma and of course Atiku could bravely rise up and face down these terrorists in their midst and tell them to back down and back off. What a people that are not deserving of inclusion in the Nigeria experimental geography which makes Gideon Orkar's failed attempt at redressing the problem continually more regrettable.

HEIDI AND SEAL HEAD TO SPLITSVILLE, SEVEN YEARS AFTER?

Icheoku asks, how is that your marriage especially working out for you as no sooner has the ink on Kobe Bryant and ex-wife's Vanessa's divorce settlement has dried out, news is out that Heidi Klum and "Scarface" husband Seal are no longer an item. What a ruse or should Icheoku say scam that ancient institution is that makes people dependent, afraid, fearful and always on edge. Anyway whatever society may say against being single and free, juxtaposed with the hiccups of married today divorced tomorrow, the certainty of being alone and single appear more palatable option. Anyway, do not see this commentator as anti-marriage or anything like that; but suffice it to say that the headache is simply too much it is not fun. But Heidi and Seal are not saying what it is that finally did it for them; but who cares as the bottom line is that their marriage has also fallen victim to that virus which eats away the institution called marriage. Any solution fellas?

GINGRICH WINS SOUTH CAROLINA, NOMINATION GETS MORE INTRIGUING?

Icheoku says never has the nomination primaries been this interesting as three different candidates have won three different states respectively, thus denying anyone candidate the leading candidate front-runner status. One clear thing to emerge from this topsy-turvy Republican Party's presidential primaries is the obvious rejection of perpetual candidate wanna-be, Mitt Romney of Massachusetts, who has severally made a bid for the presidency but have always been stopped at the primaries; thus making him the president no one wants.

Icheoku calls on Mitt Romney to upon failing this year's nomination to quietly coil back into his shell and know that America does not trust him nor his membership of the Mormon cult. This way he can at least save face and apply his energy and whatever resource he has left elsewhere, where they may be needed especially at the Mormon cult or somewhere else in Massachusetts, his home state. So far Rick Santorium have won in Iowa, Mitt Romney in New Hampshire and now Mitt Romney in South Carolina; thus granting the upcoming Florida the noble role of deciding who gets a second state amongst this three collective front-runners. However if Floridians want to throw spanner in the works of the nominating process, they could go ahead to vote for a fourth candidate, may be Ron Paul; and it will become deja vu and a political ala carte for the Republicans.

All things considered, the loser here is Mitt Romney, the man who thought this year's nomination was his to keep, as he once again watch it slip through his very oily and wet spasmodic political fingers. Also the Republicans will be pining away in pain as the stark reality of President Barack Obama second term appears more likely now than ever before and who says the gods are asleep or would allow America return to the sad days of "good ole boys" only politics or governance in Washington. Further Newt Gingrich win was a big blow to ABC Network as their aired rejected wife's diatribe had no effect whatsoever; as Americans are now lethargic and tired of the "angry wives' syndrome" of bring down bolting ex-husband at whatever cost including lies and made up stories or whatever it takes. Or who cares whether a marriage is open or closed; afterall most parties in a marriage of any sort cheat on their spouses anyway. She was even lucky Newt broached the idea of polygamy to her; may be she needs a marriage counsellor from the Middle East or any Muslim country where men can marry as many as four wives or even here at home, if only she had talked to Mitt Romney to get his advise how his Mormon cult navigate the waters of polygamy.

Icheoku says congratulations to Newt Gingrich for clinching the South Carolina primaries against all odds, including the rantings of a jilted ex-wife out to take a pound of flesh on the eve of the election, after ten odd years or thereabout since the marriage crashed and Newt long moved on. Now lets see how Florida sizzles, Go Newt; Go Romney and Go Santorium!

MICHAEL BAXTON, A POLICE CHIEF BUSTED FOR THEFT?

It would appear that the saying 'it takes a thief to catch a thief' is really a truism as the police chief of East St Louis, hired to protect and serve, turned out to be the one society needed to protect itself and property from? The now awaiting trial former chief, Michael Baxton, was busted in a sting operation for stealing game-boxes(four Xbox360 consoles) and now faces about 15 years in prison and $500,000 in fines. 

Icheoku says this is what is inherently wrong in some police department hiring a supposedly repentant criminal as a cop thinking that having done his time in a previous crime that he has learnt his lessons. But unbeknownst to them, a leopard does not change its spots as this criminal former police chief who had two prior felony convictions including theft has once again turned to his old ways. Several decades later, he was now using his high office as a police chief to continue his nefarious activities or what Icheoku would term his undercover job as a thief; but good enough he will be going away for a very very long time and being a thieving cop will not help his case? 

Unfortunately, who knows how many innocent victims this bad cop had done in in the past - people who were wrongly framed for crimes they did not commit or pursued by him because they wouldn't play ball by cutting him a piece of their criminal booty pie? Anyway it serves bad cops better to know that once they cross-over to the other side of the law from their "protect and serve" side, the tendency of their being caught is as clear as day and night. They must and should therefore rise above board by avoiding such thieving temptations that come with their job, where they have to daily deal with all manners of criminals and their loot. Icheoku says, it is good to periodically make an example of any bad public servant; moreso a cop who turned out to be a criminal. 

KOBE BRYANT LOSES IT ALL TO EX-WIFE?

Icheoku once again asks, why do it when you know it is going to eventually hurt? While he toiled, the former wife spent lavishly like a drunken sailor - her husband's money that is. Now as if there is no too much hurt already, the divorcing wife have cleaned all that is left of the once great basketball MVP; taking all their three homes including a whopping $75 million in divorce settlement.

Icheoku says give it up to America, the land of women power where a man is literally forced against his will, to labor in vain just for the benefit of a gold-digging wife who knows that the law is so skewered against men and in their favor. Anyway, what can Icheoku say or tell you, except to be smart about it or simply and more bluntly put, DON"T DO IT.

What a sad day it is for Kobe that all he worked for all these years have gone in one fell swoop; but that is exactly what a kiss and tell does to diarrhea-mouth people. The rule of the thumb is, if you must cheat on your wife do not let any ear hear it as words travel and always be guided by the Mafia law of Omerta that two can only keep a secret when one has assumed room temperature.

Just some pieces of advise:- Kobe Bryant should consider moving to Kobe Japan where so many girl-fans still die for him and take one of them for a wife. Icheoku is optimistic they will not take him to the cleaners just for sharing his body with other women of easy virtue, who cared less if he was married or not? Further, Icheoku would like to know why Kobe did not consult Republican Newt Gingrich to advise him on "Open Marriage" or better still, had a present state of mind then during his marriage to have signed a pre-nuptial agreement with his then jobless high-school heart, now ex-wife, Vanessa? What a world we live in and what a good day it is to be a divorcing Bryant Kobe's wife in America!

IGP RINGIM AND COP ZAKARI BIU, MEMBERS OF BOKO HARAM?

When President Good(BAD)luck Jonathan recently cried out that some of his top officials are members of the Northern Nigeria Islamic terrorist group, Boko Haram, little did Nigerians know that it will not take long before some of their identities were revealed. Just a few short weeks thereafter, the Inspector General of Police Hafiz Ringim and his acolyte Commissioner of Police Zakari Biu have been unmasked as possibly active members and/or sympathizers of Boko Haram?

It would appear the duo actively facilitate the ongoing Boko Haram terrorist's bombings in Nigeria and have just staged an escape for their Boko Haram foot-soldier, Kabiru Sokoto, who was in their police custody? Icheoku says it is not surprising, since anyone who knows how down and dirty the Nigeria Police Force is and could be, would be surprised they have not yet quelled the Boko Haram intransigence. But it would seem that Boko Haram had and still have active collaboration at the highest echelon of the Nigerian Police Force; thus making it easy for them to freely operate, killing and maiming innocent Nigerians in the process while the police that is supposed to checkmate them looked the other way on the orders of their big boss.

But Icheoku blames President Jonathan for not summarily meting out to IGP Ringim, the disgraced IGP Balogun treatment of marching him out of the police headquarters in handcuffs, body-chain and/or leg iron. Anyway a weak and toothless bulldog of a president can only make hollow treats and sometimes irk out a faint bark but can never bite. Cry for thy beloved country Nigerians as the man supposedly in charge of national security, the IGP, is somewhat sympathetic and in bed with his supposed worst nightmare, BOKO HARAM. Such an enemy within should be immediately SACKED, FIRED, DISMISSED and/or RETIRED and made to face whatever other punishment his atrocious misbehavior commands. What a pity that a guard employed to guard the barn now facilitates thieves coming and going from the barn; only in Nigeria. Icheoku calls on the weak president to fire and arrest for trial today IGP Hafiz Ringim as well as the suspended Commissioner Zakari Biu for sabotaging his government - a case of TREASONABLE felony may be?

IRANIAN ACTIVIST SHOT IN HOUSTON-TEXAS, USA.

 

Icheoku asks is Iran possibly responding in kind to the alleged CIA mastermind of their nuclear scientists liquidation in Tehran with the latest killing of an Iranian student activist within the soil of the United States of America? Could Tehran be sending a message that not only one country has the ability to penetrate another's country and spill blood of anyone they consider a threat to their national security? Could Tehran have ordered or authorized or approved this murder of an Iranian activist right her in America just to prove a point? Just asking as Icheoku does not know the answer nor in any way seems to suggest anything but just curiously asking some questions; especially coming so close within the last nuclear scientist magnet bomb murder in Tehran and the victim's alleged anti-Tehran related activism? Iranian medical student and activist, Gelareh Bagherzadeh, 30, was shot and killed in a drive-by shooting as she drove her car through her residential neighborhood in Houston by unknown gunmen. If Tehran is implicated in this murder, then it really marks the beginning of a new escalation in the current face-off between Washington and Tehran over the later's nuclear ambition. Tehran's version or idea of a counter-covert action right inside America, that is too provoking indeed, assuming they did it. Rest in peace Gelareh.

NIGERIA IS FALLING APART, WEIGHED DOWN BY SEVERAL BURDEN

When asked "whether he knew about the level of corruption in Nigeria before initially endorsing removal of fuel subsidy, which he later withdrew, Jeffrey Sachs said: “They didn’t have to tell me." Icheoku says corruption in Nigeria is of a general world-wide knowledge; what a big deficit to the country. Mr Sachs also said: “I’ve noticed how the politicians barely care about the universities. Sad and costly for Nigeria." To this Icheoku adds, most of those politicians are semi-illiterates who loathe education and begrudge educated people as they feel shortchanged by their own lack of education and/or proper education where applicable and do not understand the imperative of good sound education enough as to encourage one. (FYI: Jeffrey Sachs is special advisor to U.N. Secy General Ban-ki Moon on Economic matters)

MAGNET BOMB, A KILLER PACE-MAKER?

A device so little, the size of an average pace-maker or a tin of shoe polish, yet so lethal that its explosion instantly kills the targeted victim. Such is the awesome power of a Magnetic bomb that once nicely placed near the victim and remotely detonated, its consequences is so devastatingly effective in eliminating the victim instantly. It is a well-rounded tool in the arsenal of modern covert operations; dispensing the need of silencer guns or poisoned darts or such other manner of eliminating a target requiring closer proximity that risks exposure and being caught. Who would suspect two innocuous motorcycle riders, riding by without much than a closed fist, of being agent of death? Such is the beauty of this exploding pace-maker and secret agents cannot ask for a better weapon for their dirty-work.

The latest victim of this lethal pace-maker, Iranian Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan (pictured), a chemistry expert and a director of the Natanz uranium enrichment facility, was murdered when two secret agents on a motorcycle drove near his moving vehicle and affixed the device by his car door. The rest as they say is now history as the fabled scientist now rests permanently in peace or should Icheoku say, in pieces and can no longer continue to be a threat to world peace as an asset to the Iranian nuclear weapons pursuit program. Although to the Iranian State, he might be a hero having lost his life in service of their nation, but to his family and friends, his death was avoidable and should have been avoided if only Iran was reasonable enough not to continue on the current trajectory where their action is infuriating the entire world. Icheoku asks what is the rationale of Iran developing or trying to develop a weapon that they can never deploy or use, since its deterrent is tantamount to the cessation of Iranian existence as a civilization? Which leader wishes his people a near complete annihilation, one may ask; being the consequence of Iran ever dropping the bomb anywhere including Israel or wherever, should they acquire it.

Icheoku's interest in magnetic bomb stems from the fact of its very miniaturized size and its devastating efficacy and efficiency; such that the several times it were deployed by successfully attaching it within the parameters of intended targets, that several times have the result been so devastating that such victims literally did not know what hit them or the vehicle that transported them outside this planet. It is the stuff science fictions are made of as made popular by James Bond 007 and Star wars; admitted that the world have seen cigar-bombs that explode upon lighting it, lipstick poison, etc but this magnetic bomb makes it very unsafe for any wanted or known enemy of any powerful government as his/her elimination is a matter of gathering a concise habitual data with a view to assessing the best way to get the bomb attached close enough for it to do its damage. Who knows what other gizmo is out there in the arsenal of these world powers and waiting to be revealed just like the other terrorist-nightmare, drones, which have turned every terrorist the world-over into restless nomads, just to avoid being incinerated  and vaporized from the sky within milliseconds of their target acquisition.

The latest Iranian victim of magnetic bomb, the fifth so far,  will definitely not be the last as the country's nuclear quest is still ongoing and many countries of the world want it stopped and will continue to do whatever is within their powers short of outright declaration of war, to in the interim sabotage or frustrate it. As usual in clandestine covert operations, the suspect countries or countries that has reason to kill the scientist have categorically denied their involvement with the murder. The other question rearing its head now is whether it is still cool to be a nuclear scientist in Iran or in any way trying to assist the government of Iran with its program when you know that you will be definitely targeted for elimination by agents acting under the cover and cloak of invisibility.  According to one analyst, "the ongoing series of assassinations in Tehran traffic strips key brainpower from Iran’s nuclear program, spreads fear among scientists, and undermines the security services, which seem unable to prevent the attacks;" and Icheoku adds palpable fear is one heck of a cloud to hang over a country or community of persons and bodes Iran no good. The only meaningful solution for Tehran, before the crisis escalates to shooting conflict, is to come to terms with the reality facing it - that on no account would the world stand by and watch it acquire nuclear weapons and so should do the realistic thing by verifiably abandoning the program. Anything short of this will only hurt the Iranian people either by procedural elimination of their best brains in their nuclear industry and the eventual collateral damage that will be caused its infrastructure and population when a retaliatory strikes take place following a declaration of war, likely coming very soon and may be before summer. However the dog the gods want to kill, they first make deaf, dumb and then mad so that they are not amenable to reason or thinking; otherwise Iran at this juncture should make a b-line retreat from a cause that can only spell disaster for the country. 

Finally, Icheoku says, realistically speaking, Iran can never win a shooting war against vested countries who would be coming with vengeance dating way back to the Embassy hostage taking as well as Iranian interference in the Hezbollah and Hamas nuisance in the Middle East to the bombing of the Marines Kobah Tower in Saudi Arabia as well as their most recent meddlesome interference in Iraq. Icheoku says a clever Iran should know when to beat a retreat and NOW is the time because once the first cannon of real war is fired, there will be no more discussions short of total surrender and on terms to be spelled out by the invading forces including regime change and eventual trial of the principals of the Tehran government and their forgone guilty verdicts and executions by hanging. A smart Iran should and MUST beat a retreat now before they cross the final rubbicon into fireball hostilities which one does not need a soothsayer to know that the hour is drawing near very closely. If Iran could not decisively defeat Iraq during their only known warfare in recent history, what makes Tehran think that when faced with the most fearsome awesome military and its allies known to the world, that it stands a chance? Worst still Russia and China will cleverly avoid direct confrontation and Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is too cunning to place a cross-hair on his forehead by openly declaring support for Tehran. So what are the aces not known to Icheoku; so could Tehran or someone more informed with Iranian game-plan please throw more lights.

HAPPY B-DAY MLK

 

For your audacious sacrifice we are here today sharing the same space with them - "the they and that ones" of America. Before there were them only restrooms, them only restaurants, them only schools, them only buses and when allowed on board confined to the back seats until Rosa Park said enough, them only living neighborhoods, them only jobs, them only taxi-cabs etc. Things are definitely better now, admitted a lot still needs to be done. Anyway, we are still hanging in there waiting for another in your mold to lead the march to the full final and complete integration of America, where content of character and not the skin pigmentation really dictates things. Be that as it may, Icheoku wishes you happy posthumous 83rd anniversary! Your dream lives on MLK.

TERRENCE HOWARD, WHEN LOVE FLIES OUT THE WINDOW?

 

Icheoku says if you think your divorce was bad, imagine what forced actor Terrence Howard to write this email to his estranged wife Michelle Grant-Howard. According to the said email, Terrence wrote:- "Satan is taunting me and there is no rest for my mind. So I beg you not to exercise the right that you have, divorce me and do what you wish but do not crush my families. I can’t promise how I will respond. In Jesus’ name I am praying.” 

Icheoku says she must have pushed some very raw buttons to make this man pray that he does not know how he will react should she cross the final line by attacking his family. The solution is simple, just avoid the headache in the first place, don't do it. Marriage is so yesterday; moreso it is not a crime to be single. Although being sad and lonely are absolutely additional choices for you to make. 1/14/12

FUEL SUBSIDY REMOVAL, NOT THIS TIME JONATHAN..

Icheoku says President Good(BAD)luck Jonathan has defied analysis and only himself and/or his wife Patience are possibly capable of grasping the workings of his inner mind. A president who has not deemed it fit just yet to fire a none performing Inspector General of Police Ringim over the scourge of Boko Haram but who did not waste time in showing the previous IGP Ogbonna Onovo the door out just because of prevalence of kidnappers. Now the same president, despite the advise of his political godfather Obasanjo, has obstinately removed fuel subsidy without even having the decency of keeping the fate with the Nigerian people whom he had promised an April date for the removal. Icheoku queries, how can the Nigerian people be expected to still trust a president who says one thing and does another? As for Icheoku, we were never sold his candidacy like many gullible Nigerians; so technically, we have no sleep to loose over his blatant failure to lead; especially his lack of will to do the heavy lifting necessary to move the country forward.

Removal of fuel subsidy now, despite the best of intentions, does not seem to be the appropriate thing to do at this moment of great tension in the land. As a popular Igbo proverb says, the puppy which the gods want to kill, he first make it mad; so it would seem that a man who is chasing rats while his house is on fire has some loose joints upstairs that needs tightening or tying together. A country already clinging on the cliff due to the murderous activities of Northern Nigerian Islamic Terrorist group Boko Haram, needs no further provocative gasoline being poured on it. But an aloof and somewhat timid President Jonathan seems too far gone in lalaland to appreciate the magnitude of the doodle he and the country is mired in, hence the craving for yet another tinder. It is not wise, it is not smart and it is not intelligent to remove at this time, fuel subsidy; and if it must, then as Asiwaju Bola Tinubu articulated, it must be in a piece meal fashion and not in one helluva-bang style as the present. The masses, whose 18000Naira minimum wage are yet to be paid timely and in full are now being tasked with additional burden of expenses across the board. It is inhuman, harsh and irreconcilable with the "breath of fresh air" promised them by the president. Even in the United States, a bastion of everything capitalism, there is so many subsidies to make it livable for the downtrodden including agricultural subsidy, fuel subsidy, education subsidy, health-care subsidy as well as social security subsidy; so Icheoku is at a loss when the Nigerian government of President Jonathan decided to say to Nigerian masses, "you are on your own" and squeezed their belt much more tighter with the current subsidy removal.

In summation, Icheoku says the most militating problem now in Nigeria is BOKO HARAM and the president's attention and effort should be 1000% devoted and focused like laser thereat and nothing more including the present distracting fuel subsidy question. Seek ye first the kingdom and the rest shall be added unto thee' - so says the Lord and Icheoku does not expect any less from the president regarding the menace Boko Haram in setting up his priorities. Thereafter, let Nigerians decide the question of fuel subsidy and the manner of implementing it whether by increment or in one fell swoop. However, Icheoku still maintains that the principal problem facing President Jonathan is that he was not prepared for the job he is currently saddled with; hence had no clue what he is doing or the road-map to get him to any meaningful destination. Like a plague afflicting Nigeria, President Jonathan is yet another one of those reluctant president who was plucked away from his natural habitat, the academia, his perfect natural fit and mentored against his will to the presidency. If resignation was in the dictionary of Nigerian politicians, may be Icheoku would have added its voice to the growing legion of people asking the president to consider the option of stepping aside; but no such thinking ever cross their minds, so there is no need throwing that lifeline at his doorsteps. The Federal government should therefore and urgently reverse itself on the question of fuel subsidy and if it must. may be at a later date and gradually implemented and not otherwise. 

MITT ROMNEY, A VULTURE CAPITALIST?

 Employees beware, Mitt Romney is going to take your jobs! Pictures don't lie and what a perfect coincidence this picture is that depicts Mitt Romney, despite the sign "Employees only..," still rushing in to get hold of your jobs? Records are kept for a reason and Mitt Romney's Bain Capital records are there for you to decide what manner of anti-workers president he is going to be. Were Icheoku an employee or a working class American of any sort, the name Mitt Romney as president would be sending jitters down our spine. The reason being Mitt Romney's hatred and disdain towards people who earn living wages. Such is his notoriety for firing workers that even his Republican colleagues have described him as a "VULTURE"; equating his brand of capitalism as "vulture capitalism." 

According to them, Mitt Romney is not a job creator but a corporate raider who drives joy in taking over distressed companies and making a mince-meat out of their employees by handing them pink-slips in hundreds of thousands. Describing Mitt Romney, they said, "Like a vulture, he hunted for vulnerable companies. He took them over, loaded them with debt and collected whopping fees. He cut costs and cut jobs, and picked at the remains." In other words, they said Mitt Romney is involved in "vulture capitalism." 

Icheoku now adds, to before warned is to avoid being harmed America; so you have been put on notice what awaits every average-Joe and Jane American who works for a living under a Mitt Romney's "presidency" - your job is over. Mitt Romney will take your company apart and with it goes your job. Peradventure only an insane person sees an approaching freight train and not run for his dear life. So Mitt Romney is not good for your job security, if you still love your job, SAY NO TO MITT ROMNEY. 

MITT ROMNEY IS A MORMON, A CULTIST?

 Icheoku does not have any beef with this sign or the innocent child-victim made to hold a sign he neither wrote nor is able to read or comprehend. However, the words "Mormons rocks" seems to stoke religious bigotry and the last time Icheoku checked, the Southern Baptist Christians declared Mormon a CULT and who wants to be held under a spell of a cultic president? Definitely not Icheoku nor any other sane American. America is still a Christian country and cannot and should not be subjugated under a president who is not a Christian, quoting the Southern Baptists who declared Mormon a cult. Therefore, say no to a Cult, reject Mitt Romney for president. America could use Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul, Rick Perry or even Rick Santorum who are all Christians so why settle for a non-Christian Mormon, Icheoku may ask? Just say NO to a CULT, say No to MITT ROMNEY. 1/13/12

IMAM ABUBAKAR SHEKAU, THE FACE OF NIGERIAN BOKO HARAM?

At last, the notorious Northern Nigerian Islamic Terrorist sect, Boko Haram has unmasked their leader, Imam Abubakar Shekau? Now the Nigerian security agencies have a face to track down and Icheoku hopes they will saturate the media in Nigeria with this terrorist image to help track him down and bring him to justice. What a sorry commentary that a group of mass murderers are killing innocent Nigerians and in Nigeria for so long without being brought to justice. President Good(BAD)luck Jonathan, please do something or at least shake up your security apparatus that more competent hands can come in and take care of business. This BOKO HARAM debacle is a national disgrace; especially lasting this long without any solution in the offing.

BOKO HARAM NOW RUNNING NIGERIA - PRESIDENT JONATHAN?

According to Nigeria President Good(Bad) luck Jonathan, the dreaded Northern Nigeria Islamic terrorist group, Boko Haram, has infiltrated every aspect of the Nigerian government from the executive to the judiciary to the legislature and the security agencies? In the president's own words, "some of them (BK) are in the executive arm of government, some of them are in the parliamentary/legislative arm of government, while some of them are even in the judiciary. "Some are also in the armed forces, the police and other security agencies." 

To this Icheoku asks, Mr President how then are you planning to take care of BK since the last time you said that their days are numbered; or are you going to dissolve your government just to get rid of its sleeper-cell Boko Haram members and sympathizers? Icheoku says Boko Haram must be the greatest of all the Goliaths starring down at President Jonathan, who seems now totally lost at sea on how to decisively deal Boko Haram the long-promised death-blow. But hey what does anyone expect of a president who was never prepared for the job - the onerous challenge which governing Nigeria is; moreso when he lacks the required backbone necessary to push and shove forward a citizenry with donkey-like obstinacy. Poor Jonathan, my heart bleeds for you and your lack of preparedness for the job. Icheoku asks, Mr President, have you considered throwing in the towel lately; it is always an option? 

WE ARE BACK FROM THE HOLIDAY, HELLO 2012.

To our fans and friends alike, we are glad to be back following a two weeks holidays, spent travelling abroad. Hope you had a nice holiday yourselves as we did. Our promise to you in 2012 is to continue to earn your readership by continually improving on our performance. Happy new year to you all and please welcome back; we are Icheoku and we are rested and ready for 2012. 1/9/12