GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA: FOR WHO THE BELL TOLLS NEXT.

Just five people shy of Sandy Hook elementary school mass shooting incident that claimed 26 lives, the Uvalde Texas Robb elementary school mass shooting at 21 victims, now ranks among the highest grossing gun carnage in America. It is sad that such frequent blood spilling has tragically become part of our culture as a society. May the souls of the killed now rest.

25th AMENDMENT: ITS NOW ALL CRICKET.

Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi once questioned former President Donald John Trump's fitness to remain in office due to what she claimed was his declining mental capacity. Does anyone know what Madam Speaker presently thinks about the incontrovertible case which America is now saddled with? Just curious!

WHO WILL REBUILD UKRAINE?

The West should convert frozen Russian assets, both state's and oligarchs' owned, into a full seizure and set them aside for the future rebuilding of Ukraine. Like the Marshal Plan, call it the Putin Plan.

A HERO IS BORN.

I am staying put. I will not run away and abandon my people. The fight is here in Ukraine. What I need are weapons and ammunitions, not a ride out of town like former Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani - President Volodymyr Zelensky.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

"There is too much hate in America because there is too much anger in America." - Trevor Noah.

WORD!

A life without challenges is not a life lived at all. A life lived is a life that has problems, confronts problems, solves problems and then learns from problems. - Tunde Fashola.

NOW, YOU KNOW.

When fishing for love, bait with your heart and not your brain, because you cannot rationalize love. - Mark Twain.

JUST THE FACT.

In our country, you can shoot and kill a nigger, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings - Dave Chappelle

DO YOU?.

“What you believe in can only be defined by what you’re willing to risk for it." - Stuart Scheller.

HEDGE YOUR CRISIS.

Never get in bed with a woman whose problems are worse than yours. - Chicago PD.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

'The best way to keep peace is to be ready to destroy evil. If you Pearl Harbor me, I Nagasaki you.' - Ted Nugent.

OUR SHARED HUMANITY.

Empathy is at the heart of who we are as human beings. - Cardinal Matthew Kukah.

WORDS ON MARBLE.

"Birth is agony. Life is hard. Death is cruel." - Japanese pithy.

REPENT OR PERISH - POPE.

Homosexuality is a sin. It is not ordained by God, therefore same sex marriage cannot be blessed by the church - Pope Francis.

CANCEL CULTURE IS CORROSIVE.


FOR SAKE OF COUNTRY.


MAGA LIVES ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!

TWITTER IS BORING WITHOUT HIS TWEETS. #RestorePresidentTrump'sTwitterHandle.


WORD.

"If you cannot speak the truth when it matters, then nothing else you says matters.” - Tucker Carlson.

#MeToo MOVEMENT: A BAD NEWS GONE CRAZY.

"To all the women who testified, we may have different truth, but I have a great remorse for all of you. I have great remorse for all of the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country. You know, the movement started basically with me, and I think what happened, you know, I was the first example, and now there are thousands of men who are being accused and a regeneration of things that I think none of us understood. I’m not going to say these aren’t great people. I had wonderful times with these people. I’m just genuinely confused. Men are confused about this issue. We are going through this #MeToo movement crisis right now in this country." - Harvey Weinstein.


RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.

"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.


WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS

“I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me. God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth. Memories precipitated by love is the only true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on. The most expensive bed in the world is the sick bed. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear sickness for you. Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – Life. Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat yourself well. Cherish others.” - SJ

EVIL CANNOT BE TRULY DESTROYED.

"The threat of evil is ever present. We can contain it as long as we stay vigilant, but it can never truly be destroyed. - Lorraine Warren (Annabelle, the movie)


ONLY THE POOR WISH THEY HAD STUFF?

“I’m not that interested in material things. As long as I find a good bed that I can sleep in, that’s enough.” - Nicolas Berggruem, the homeless billionaire.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

GAY RIGHTS ARE NOT "A GUINEA PIG OF POLICIES THAT CANNOT BE IMPLEMENTED, NIGERIA!

Icheoku condemns the vote by Nigeria against the granting of human rights to gays, lesbians, transgenders and bisexuals as a religious driven bigotry that has no place in today's world. What the United Nations resolution seeks to do and will do is to protect the rights of individuals who were born that way and does not require countries to do much other than to treat these folks as persons and not some abstraction. So when a Nigerian foreign policy statement derides an effort to respect the rights of God's fellow creatures as "guinea pig of policies that cannot be implemented", Icheoku says it is indeed troubling. 

Nigeria, which could not even secure its police headquarters from miscreant Boko Haram terrorists and should use all the help it can get whether from gay or straight investors, is now busy urging discrimination against a people or group of people who are simply different in their sexual preferences. It is not a good foreign policy decision as the world have since moved on from being religion-controlled state-hoods to a much modern societies where every God's children, irrespective of religion, creed, sexual orientation etc are accepted as one enterprising one-world family and Nigeria should not be seen not to embrace such modernity of freedom for all God's children. What a pity this anti-rights vote by Nigeria is and another retroactive black-eye on Nigeria's not so stellar image; now to be known as a nation which discriminates against certain people who are different. Icheoku asks Nigeria, were the rights about racial equality would their votes have been any different and if yes or no; how about the present anti-discrimination resolution based on sexual preferences which passed without their input? 

Regrettably, these Nigerian foreign policy wonks forgot that so many LGBTs are multi-millionaire investors and directors in fortune 500 companies world-wide and will not be easily disposed to put their money in such clime that discriminates against people who are different. Icheoku asks Nigeria, how about now being known as an anti-gay country for attracting that mouth-watering foreign investments? A smart foreign policy position would have rather been to absent or abstain from voting, rather than acquiring the latest additional negative badge of a bigoted country that is not gay-friendly.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

PRESIDENT JONATHAN SAYS NOT TO PANIC, TALK IS CHEAP!

PRESIDENT JONATHAN SAYS NOT TO PANIC, TALK IS CHEAP! "This terrorist act should not be viewed as an attack on the police, but on the entire nation. I don't think the IG was the target of the explosion. Terrorism is a global phenomenon not peculiar to Nigeria. All over the world nobody is free as everyone is a target for them, but Nigerians should not panic; the security agencies will contain the situation. Let us be calm, we will get to the root of the matter" - President Goodluck Ebelesimi Jonathan. 

Icheoku says the president once again fumbled, in a manner reminiscent to when he prematurely absolved those Niger Delta MEND from the first Abuja bombing, on who the target of the latest second Abuja bombing was; as Boko Haram expressly stated that the IGP was their primary target. Secondly the president appears to want to excuse the ineptitude of his security team in failing to nip this terrorist incident in the bud by stating that terrorism is a global phenomenon not peculiar to Nigeria? Icheoku says if this president does not understand that his primary responsibility as the chief executive of Nigeria Plc is to protect and safeguard Nigerians; then he has a wrong job and no amount of passing the buck or trying to explain the inexplicable shall suffice as Nigerians demand a solution to the now intractable Boko Haram menacing terror in Northern Nigeria! 

instead of the usual pontification and photo-up visits to the hospital to see the wounded, President Jonathan should have done what any reasonable man in charge of affairs ought to do faced with similar circumstances - FIRE THE DAMN IGP HAFIZ RINGIM for incompetence, period! But no, instead, the president is being conducted around the bomb blast site by the same IGP Ringim, whose failure in this incident is so glaring that every Nigerian should demand his exit and NOW! How can the IGP explain that a terrorist found his way into his police headquarters and detonated his deadly cargo without being stopped or arrested earlier on his approach? If it is "wetin you carry egunje" harassment of innocent Nigerians going about their business by the Nigerian police, his police would have perfected their game; but stop a terrorist before he blew the police headquarters up in smoke, the police could not do anything to stop it. Icheoku wonders what else the Nigerian police is capable of doing if they cannot protect their own personal turf - their headquarters? 

Icheoku reaffirms that Nigerians have heard such a hollow assurances to get to the root of the matter and punish the culprits from the president in the past. Over two years has since past when the same president empaneled an investigative committee on Jos Plateau State security disturbances and several years has equally passed since the committee delivered their findings; yet President Jonathan is to make good his promise to bring the culprits to book no matter how highly placed they may be. Now he is assuring Nigerians as has become his stock in trade and should Icheoku say that those who killed the NYSC people have not been apprehended nor prosecuted yet? So a man who could not deliver on his promises and who could not constitute his cabinet, one month after his inauguration, might as well be incapable of doing anything holistic to arrest the insecurity situation in the country. The president appears to be full on promises but short on delivering or fulfilling them

May be President Goodluck Ebelesimi Jonathan should himself even consider resigning his office since he does not seem to be equal to the task of governing Nigeria and providing security for its citizens. Icheoku calls on Nigerians to stop passing the buck elsewhere but to leave it squarely on the president's desk as the chief executive officer of Nigeria Plc. If Mr. President cannot select a competent and well qualified officer to head and provide leadership for the police to do their job of providing security, then let the president take the blame for these security lapses. A man who failed as AIG in charge of Zone 6 when Abia State became inhabitable because of hoodlums was elevated to the IGP by President Jonathan and Icheoku wonders whether the president rewards mediocrity instead? Anyway, the choice is the president to make - either he fires the Inspector General of Police Hafiz Ringim for a colossal failure of security or he himself throws in the towel and vacate Aso Rock for men with balls to run things the way it should be. Mr President, whatever you decide to do, please do it fast as Nigeria must not be allowed to metamorphose into the Pakistan of Africa with bombs going off at every nook and cranny of the country. Please not under your watch, President Jonathan;  - hopefully IGP Ringim was pointing at his exit in the picture?

Friday, June 17, 2011

EKWEREMADU OPPOSES CABINET NOMINEE, PREFERS NEW COMER?

Icheoku says it is very laughable that a beneficiary in chief of recycling of political office holders syndrome in Enugu State Nigeria is now standing against another similarly situated politician from being reappointed as a minister? Never has the saying let the bridge collapse after I have crossed it, been more a truism than the present posturing by the Nigerian deputy senate president, Ike Ekweremadu, regarding the ministerial nominee from Enugu State, Fidelia Njeze. 

According to inside sources, the deputy senate president is not favorably disposed to the returning of current Enugu State ministerial candidate, Fidelia Njeze, as a minister in the new President Jonathan's soon to be constituted cabinet because he would rather have a new person step forward for the position and not a person who has been there for quite some time. Icheoku says it appears that Ike Ekweremadu suddenly had an epiphany and now the act of recycling of political candidates in Nigeria, particularly in Enugu State is no longer good nor acceptable to him;  as he has vowed to derail Njeze's re-nomination. Icheoku asks, why didn't the deputy senate president remember this ongoing political atrophy when he got himself rigged back to the senate and for the third time; or were there no other candidate from Enugu State that signified interest in being a senator? 

Anyway, that is atypical Nigerian factor now on steroids, that similarly saw President Jonathan breach the PDP's zoning arrangement only to later pontificate on the need for the House of Representatives to respect the sanctity of the party's zoning arrangement. Icheoku asks, are these politicians being the biblical Pharisee or are they simply suffering the hallucinatory effects of some substance that adversely impact their memory and reasoning that force their act to precede their thought? Imagine what a fool power makes of mortals that these people speak with their foot in their mouths? Icheoku admonishes Senator Ike Ekweremadu to better watch his mouth as he should have showed leadership by example by recusing himself from another senatorial term for a better spread of the political honey throughout his senatorial district? But no, he kept quiet and got himself in and suddenly there is a need to spread the appointments? Senator Ekweremadu should also remember that he who lives in a glass house does not throw stones or is it a case of the proverbial kettle calling the pot black? Icheoku is emphatic that Senator Ike Ekweremadu has benefited most as the longest lasting recycled politician in Enugu and should not be mad when another person gets close to his set records. As Enugu State's biggest beneficiary of recycled politicians syndrome, Senator Ike Ekweremadu has served in various capacities since 1999 - as head of service, chief of staff, senator for eight years and now on his third term as a continuing senator. Icheoku asks, can a man with such a trailer load of sins in terms of political recycling now be the one throwing the biblical first stone?

Thursday, June 16, 2011

BOKO HARAM, AL-QUEIDA IN NIGERIA, BLOWS UP FORCE HEAQUARTERS!

BOKO HARAM, AL-QUEIDA IN NIGERIA, BLOWS UP FORCE HEAQUARTERS!Icheoku hereby and without any equivocation or mincing of words, call on Nigeria Inspector General of Police Hafiz Ringim to do the honorable thing under the circumstance - fall on his sword. He has failed in his primary duty and responsibility both to the president and the Nigerian people to provide security and protect them from harm and as a result his office let another take. Former Inspector General Ogbonnaya Onovo was dismissed or forced to retire because according to the government of President Goodluck Jonathan, he failed to stop the incessant kidnapping then afflicting the country. Now the current IGP Ringim has failed to stop the Northern Nigeria terrorist organisation, Boko Haram, from continuously maiming and killing innocent Nigerians and destroying properties on a scale never before seen; and should therefore resign or be forced out of service. 

There is simply no other option; especially with the latest brazen attack on the very turf of the IGP, the Nigerian Police Headquarters in Abuja. Icheoku says if this Al-Queida franchise in Northern Nigeria could be so audacious as to take their war of terror to the very doorsteps of the IGP himself - his own force's headquarters, then no Nigerian including President Jonathan is safe from the reach of this terrorist organisation. It therefore will be foolhardy for the government to wait for Boko Haram to assassinate a very prominent top official or inflict a monumental catastrophy before it showed the IGP the exit door in order to make way for a more capable and competent hand to take over the reigns and eradicate this terrorist organisation. Increasingly, it has been shown repeatedly that IGP Hafiz Ringim cannot secure the country, hence there is no business having him still at the helm of the Nigerian police force. He should go or be forced to go; either way, IGP Hafiz Ringim is not the right man for the job and this is the problem with Nigeria where patronage as opposed to competence dictates who gets what appointment. 

Enough is enough President Jonathan - either you lead with the best or just get out of the way for a real man to take the reins. This time calls for President Jonathan to man up and show his resolute-resolve that he is the real Commander in Chief and that every federal government official including the IGP works at his pleasure. Icheoku maintains that all circumstances considered, there is no longer any pleasure for Mr President in keeping IGP Ringim in office as he has failed in his primary responsibility to provide and ensure security for Nigerians and other nationalities living or visiting Nigeria. Ironically, the IGP recently proclaimed that the days of Al-Queida in Northern Nigeria is numbered and in response the same Al-Queida took the war of terror directly to him, at his head-office, to prove that they are not going anywhere soon and by necessary implication seem to suggest that if anyone's days are numbered, it is the IGP's? Icheoku wonders if the IGP is tough enough for the job and has what it really takes to punch back at those madmen who nearly took his headquarters down. Icheoku says if revenge would ever be so good, now is it; and it does not have to wait to be served cold - just as hot as the bombing and NOW!

Unfortunately, Nigeria is fast becoming the Pakistan of Africa in its failure to provide security for the people and properties therein; and the promise of Northern Nigeria Elders Forum to make Nigeria ungovernable should President Jonathan win the election does not help matters either. This makes it highly suggestive that the present apparent near-total security breakdown and anarchy in the country may be somewhat connected or is with the tacit support and approval of some very high-up Northern Nigerian politicians and military officials both retired and serving. Icheoku says President Jonathan must do all he can and should not also be too proud to beg or accept the American government's offer to assist in getting rid of these blood-thirsty mongrels. Admitted Al-Queida in Northern Nigeria learnt from President Jonathan's kiths and kins in the Niger Delta, but they seem to have learnt too much and must be stopped NOW before they plunge the country into another avoidable civil war of all civil wars that might well serve as the last straw. Enough!

ANTHONY WEINER, THE FRAT-BOY CONGRESSMAN FROM NEW YORK, RESIGNS!

Icheoku says it was about time the nudist former congressman woke up to the truth that there was no surviving the college-stupidity that he indulged in; and we had earlier called for his resignation. Our beef was not necessarily in what was done but in who did it as it was beneath the office of a United States congressman and then he insulted our intelligence by lying about it. Anyway, there is no need flogging a dead horse; the former unthinking congressman has resigned and owes us no more duty or explanation any longer. Whatever is left now is between him and his wife as purely their private matter; and whether they still remained married or not is also their prerogative. 

So one good decision was finally reached by this pervert, who molested us all by indecently exposing himself to all of us; so his resignation is a welcome relief, admitted it came a little bit too late. Shalom Weiner; but one last thing before Icheoku signs off, you might try your luck with CNN as they are in the habit of rehabilitating your ilks if you know what I mean - Elliot Spitzer has a gig there and you might also try getting one too!

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

THOSE TRAILING EYES APPEAR HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE?

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Icheoku does not know about you or what you may otherwise think about the way those pair of eyes were trained on Mr. President. At least it they convey a common-on and an invitation to approach message, assuming you understand the language of Adam and Eve. Now the prevarications over, Icheoku asks, is there any romantic relationship between President Goodluck Ebelesimi Jonathan and that woman, Diezani Allison-Madueke, the former Nigerian Petroleum Minister? Just asking; but boy, those eyes are capable of pulling off an Anthony Weiner from Mr. President; admitted his dow demeanor doesn't seem to betray what his mind was possibly thinking and fantasizing about, except that any of such attempt will cause Dame Patience to go totally ballistic on her man, president or no president!

PDP ZONING MELTDOWN, BLAME IT ON PRESIDENT JONATHAN!

Icheoku says no other single person bears the greatest responsibility for the unraveling of the zoning arrangement of the Peoples Democratic Party than President Goodluck Ebelesimi Jonathan himself; who threw the spanner in the works of zoning when he defiantly ran and won the presidency despite the fact that it was not yet the turn of his South South zone to produce the president. There and then, did the PDP zoning-cookies crumble; so President Goodluck Jonathan should look no further at Speaker Tambuwal or any other person as the culprit; but should take a good look in the mirror to see the man who actually caused all the current zoning wahallah (confusion) eyeballing him! Icheoku says as the president points one accusing finger to some person elsewhere, he should know that his four other fingers are redirecting the accusation at him. 

Therefore to effectively solve the zoning problem, the president has to resign his office and hand over to North Western Namadi Sambo so that the zoning wheels can once again begin to spin effortlessly. Until then, the hot-air being blown about zoning shall remain a hocus-pocus without any meaningful end game in sight. Put in another more blunter way, President Jonathan killed ZONING in the PDP and henceforth, Nigerians should all feel free to aspire to any position regardless of the wishes of the PDP and/or even President Jonathan.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

STREAKER WEINER SEEKS MEDICAL LEAVE OF ABSENCE?

STREAKER WEINER SEEKS MEDICAL LEAVE OF ABSENCE? Icheoku asks for what and from what. The frat-boy Congressman should know that there is no sickness called "flashing your weenie" for which a treatment exists. What Congressman Anthony Weiner should do is the honorable thing, fall on his sword - R E S I G N ! 

That way he can make way for the healing to really begin; but as long as he strings it out, that long shall the world and the people of America want to know why he did what he did; and why his disgraceful conduct should be any different than the others who were forced to resign in the past. 

Icheoku here once again urge the "pencil-dick" Congressman to end the distractions and disruptions of Congress and just Q U I T 

Monday, June 13, 2011

ANTHONY WEINER, THE WANKING CONGRESSMAN FROM NEW YORK!

Icheoku asks is this Congressman specifically addicted to touching himself or doesn't he get enough from his wife that forces his weenie into jack-off mode constantly? Yet he is a Congressman representing New York 9th congressional district and you ask yourself what manner of men and women populate Congress if one of them spends much of his legislative time just fondling his weenie.

It is indeed regrettable that this pervert is a Congressman; more so, his refusal to resign his office thus far. Icheoku asks what moral lesson is Congressman Anthony Weiner impacting to our young ones or is it now okay to misbehave and still remain a congressman? 

Icheoku once again reiterate that the United States Congress could use less of the distraction of the nuisance being created by a Frat-boy Congressman, Anthony Weiner; it is about time he vacated the scene or is he waiting for the pressure to be mounted on his wife before he removes himself from the Congress. What a pity that this is the kind of man representing New York district 9 in the United States House of Representatives - a hyper-sexual addicted personality engaged in online sexual perversion of the highest order!

Sunday, June 12, 2011

DALLAS MAVERICKS NBA CHAMPIONSHIP AND A $90,000 CHAMPAGNE!

DALLAS MAVERICKS NBA CHAMPIONSHIP AND A $90,000 CHAMPAGNE! Comedian extra-ordinaire Chris Rock once explained the difference between being rich and being wealthy. According to this comedian, many black athletes are rich while those white men who cut their paychecks are wealthy. Dallas Mavericks owner and the man who cuts the players paychecks, Mark Cuban, falls into the later category of white men/boys who are wealthy. 

To celebrate his teams first NBA championship win, the ever affable and vivacious Cuban bought a bottle of champagne, Ace of the Spades, for ninety thousand dollars. On top of that, he left 22% tip for the waitress staff at the club. 

Icheoku says this is what being rich and able to afford things really looks like; but hey when your net worth is in excess of $2 billion, you can do whatever gives you joy and as fan number one, Mark Cuban just did that. Congratulations Dallas Mavericks for your championship win; admitted Icheoku wanted Miami Heats to win the championship so that the King can finally get his crown. Anyway, lets hope that the trio will still be bunched up together next year to just do that for Lebron; and provided the James alleged NBA curse is not true. Way to go Mark!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

GORINESS ATTAINS NEW HEIGHTS, GIRL HOLDS MOM'S HEAD AS DAD SAWS IT OFF!

Unbelievable but true story as is usually reserved for Hollywood horror movies; a Tennessee man who stabbed his wife to death with a kitchen knife, forced his daughter to hold her dead mother's head as he severs it from the body and then dismembers the rest of the body. Pictured is Memphis Tennessee USA man, James Hawkins, 33, found guilty of killing and dismemberment of his 28-year-old wife, Charlene Gaither and could be sentenced to death. It is also noteworthy that the same psycho has been having incestuous sexual relationship with his daughter, who he forced to partake of the bloody dismemberment of her mother. Icheoku says this is the height of man's inhumanity to another being; and no amount of death sentence could wipe away such devastating memory.

Friday, June 10, 2011

NEWT GINGRICH CAMPAIGN SUFFERS MASSIVE CONVULSION!

NEWT GINGRICH CAMPAIGN SUFFERS MASSIVE CONVULSION! The fight is mine said the Lord; so all those ganging up against the Lord's anointed one are bound to fail - falling by the way side, one wanna-be at a time. If only these charlatan wanna be presidential candidates had listened to the Oracle of Republican politics, Karl Rove, who said that there is no vacancy in the White House 2012 for the republicans to fill, may be all these pretenders to the presidency may have saved themselves the embarrassment of their premature withdrawals. 

But no, their bloated personal egos were simply too big that it momentarily forced them out to the stage, such that even some of them who ordinarily could not be elected as Mayor of their cities, are now angling for the Republican Party's presidential nomination. However it appears that the man who abandoned his dying wife in a hospital bed and eloped with his mistress, Newt Gingrich, would soon follow these early back-out candidates as his entire presidential campaign team have given up on him and resigned en-mass in protest of his continuing as a possible candidate. So can a masquerade go to the village square without its retinue of minstrels? Icheoku hopes the heartless Newt will read the handwriting on the wall and withdraw from the race now before being disgraced at the Republican Party's presidential candidate nomination convention by a Tea Party-backed candidate. If he wisely do withdraw as expected, it will make it the fourth Republican wanna-be to throw in the towels; chickening out of the 2012 presidential campaign before it started for fear of practically being decimated by a much better positioned incumbent, President Barack Hussein Obama. 

Newt Gingrich would then join the other cowards, Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee and Mister Loud-mouth Donald Trump; presidential candidate dwarfs who turned tail because of the formidable opponent they will face for the White House rather than any other thing. Newt Gingrich, Icheoku asks, when is the formal announcement of your withdrawal coming or is it not over until Callista says so?

CONGRESSMAN WEINER'S SNAKE, NOT THAT BIG AFTERALL?

Icheoku had previously reported that based on the pictured bulging briefs that nudist pervert Anthony Weiner of New York was well endowed. Icheoku was duped as it appears the Congressman exaggerated his equipment by adding artificial phallus therein. Now that the naked thing has been revealed, it does not seem to be of any meaningful size afterall; and since size matters, the Congressman must be feeling awfully so shortchanged by his creator. Judging from the latest nude picture of his equipment, the actual size should be about 3.5inches by 1inch; which is ridiculously tiny for an average honk who is well hung. Pictures does not lie, so take a good look at the naked picture of Congressman Anthony Weiner of New York 9th's phallus and be the judge for yourself.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

OLADIMEJI BANKOLE'S CORRUPTION TRIAL, A HUGE JOKE?

OLADIMEJI BANKOLE\Icheoku says imagine the camaraderie between the accused former Speaker Bankole and his prosecutors, the EFCC; and inside a courthouse? Icheoku says if Bankole could exhibit this much indifference to his travail publicly, then imagine how much have gone behind closed walls to imbue him with such confidence that nothing will happen to him? 

Icheoku says that Bankole's indictment is just another chapter in the drama playing itself out in Nigeria's ever intriguing political theatre otherwise how does anyone explain the too relaxed attitude at display during the arraignment as he laughs at a huge joke. Icheoku bets that former Speaker Bankole Oladimeji will not be convicted and will be acquitted on all charges and a due apology tendered to him for the little inconvenience of an indictment. Former PDP chairman Vincent Ogbulafor is still walking the grounds a freeman despite mouth-watering corruption charges; so why would Bankole's case be any different. So instead of asking, what's so funny that Bankole and his prosecutors are laughing about; ask, why is he not treating this case with some seriousness. 

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

PDP'S OBJECTION TO SPEAKER TAMBUWAL, VERY RUDE AND UNDEMOCRATIC!

Icheoku says it is regrettable that the Peoples Democratic Party is frowning at the election of Barrister Aminu Waziri Tambuwal as the speaker of Nigeria's House of Representatives and wonders what happened to the internal democracy being preached by the party? Or is the PDP's making a Pharisee-styled preaching which ensconces only "do what I say but not what I do?" So if the House of Representatives freely elected who they want to lead them, wherein did they get it wrong or in anyway had democracy trampled upon? Icheoku says for even entertaining this objection at all, the ruling party, PDP, has now metamorphosed into the Pharisees of our times,

The PDP high-ups are crying bloody murder that their purely internal affair and arrangement of zoning political offices among the various six zones in Nigeria has been messed up with the election of the North-western Tambuwal instead of their anointed South-Westerner. Icheoku queries since when has an internal private arrangement take precedent over a constitutional democracy which enshrined the right to choose? Icheoku asks, why didn't the same PDP top-shots cry with the same despair when President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan ran and was elected to the presidency, despite his action being anti-zoning arrangement of the PDP which pre-zoned the office to the North as the rightful zone to produce the president in 2011? All of a sudden, President Jonathan had crossed the bridge of no-zoning and here once again comes the road-block of zoning against all others? Icheoku says, somebody should drag the PDP and President Jonathan to court to explain to Nigerians how such could be possible? It is indeed very unfortunate the type of Yes-men and Yes-women Nigeria is saturated with; men and women who would sell their conscience just for a pot of porridge and cannot brave it to speak up when it mattered; but suddenly now it has once again become convenient for them to chorus zoning. 

Finally, Icheoku says Speaker Aminu Waziri Tambuwal is well qualified both in academic training and his experience as a long time incumbent legislator to lead the House and the House reserves the right to choose whomever it pleases to lead them. They have chosen Tambuwal and he is well qualified to do the job, so case closed PDP; so live with it. If you did not or could not stop Jonathan from going against the grain of zoning himself, why do you think Tambuwal will be an easy prey to chew and spit out. Icheoku says PDP should join Nigerians and say YES to real democracy; they should also support the House revolutionary vote for a speaker of their choice instead of towing the wishes of the PDP to rubber-stamp a supposed "rightful" candidate. Unfortunately, the PDP forgot that the House has other party's members therein and that it is not the place of the PDP to dictate to such diverse population as to who shall lead them. Congratulations Nigeria House of Representatives for being real democrats and showing the way forward on the art of separation of powers and that you will not be anybody's toy! Icheoku says if the presidency disturbs you one more time about your choice of your speaker Tambuwal, you may consider bringing articles of impeachment to keep them in check - it is your prerogative!

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

TAMBUWAL ELECTION SHOWS PRESIDENT JONATHAN LACKS GRAVITAS!

TAMBUWAL ELECTION SHOWS PRESIDENT JONATHAN LACKS GRAVITAS! Icheoku congratulates the House of Representatives for not kow-towing the PDP directive on who leads them. It is called democracy and that includes internal democratic right to chose freely who shall lead the House. On this note the election of Tambuwal is a right and correct thing to do and the House just did that. 

Now what does that portend for President Jonathan? It shows that he has been perfectly checkmated by the North which now in addition to the vice president, also has the party chairman, senate president and the speaker which conversely means that President Jonathan is serving at their pleasure as they can decide to just impeach him and make way for a Northern President Namadi Sambo. On another front, they can conspire to deny President Jonathan his policy directive just to make him a failed president or simply frustrate his effort as the 2015 time clock runs its course. Icheoku has always known that President Jonathan is a naive politician when he allowed a Northern Party Chairman and INEC chairman preside over the last election and further confirmed this political puerility when he obstructed the Igbo South-East from producing the speaker. 

Now the North has everything and President Jonathan is a mere seating duck without any other Southerner in high offices to get his back. Anyway, Icheoku believes that the Yoruba Southwest PDP did not deserve being rewarded with the office of the speakership, having lost the zone to the Bola Tinubu ACN. Icheoku saw the attempt as unreasonable and irrational - rewarding a zone that forsook PDP with the speakership of the House was both unjust and uncalled for. Icheoku asks President Jonathan, how about a Kebbi Speaker as an alternative to a Southeast one; go figure Mr Goodluck; except that these days the good in the goodluck seems to have been replaced with "beware of what you wish for". So long and congratulation Speaker Tambuwal.

Monday, June 6, 2011

CONGRESSMAN WEINER'S BATTLE OF THE BULGE, APPEARS WELL ENDOWED!

A United States Congressman posted Twitter picture? Really; displaying his equipment in this fashion or did he put some stuff underneath the Hines briefs? The only beef Icheoku has with this picture or the act of sexually harassing the recipient is that a law-maker of the United States of America had the time and mindset to be this stupid, reckless, idiotic as well as imbecilic! Where traveled his mind without him or did he smoke or snort something? Icheoku says can you imagine a man with the mind of this legislator legislating for th country? This is definitely some of the reasons why they have not been able to figure out the way out of the economic wood the nation is wallowing in. The fact of the matter is that Congressman Anthony David Weiner, Democrat and U.S. Representative for New York's 9th congressional district is not the only one doing this among these legislators; but until caught, their pretended demeanor is that of a purist as clean as wind-driven snow. Now does this Congressman not know such indecent exposure could be interpreted as offensive sexual harassment and that on his shoulders lies millions of his constituents who depend on his attentive representation to have their problems solved? However, Icheoku sympathizes for a man most likely in a loveless marriage, bored by a boring wife who does not provide him with an affectionate companionship hence he drifted to lala-land in search of a soul-mate. As his stuff shows he found his soul-mate but was only stupid to blow it in this manner. Icheoku advises Congressman Anthony Weiner to be courageous and walk away from his present marriage and follow his heart; as any woman who could pull out a man to this extent might as well know the right things to whisper into a man's cranial membrane. It is almost a 7x2.5 equipment protesting and roaring underneath the boxers; little wonder he flaunts it. His chest also shows a man working out real good - America, we got a "Buffy the Vampire slayer in Anthony Weiner! Better still, may be the New York Congressman should quit his day job at the Capitol !and head West to Hollywood for some role in Porn; just suggesting!