VOTING HILLARY CLINTON, 20 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT - PIERS MORGAN.

1.  DON'T TRUST HER - The email scandal just about summed up her complete inability to tell the truth. An expert lawyer who became Secretary of State with multiple BlackBerries but didn’t have a clue how emails or servers work or what constitutes classified material? Oh pur-lease, Madam Pinocchio, do you think we’re all completely stupid?

2. SHE IS GREEDY - I mean properly, outrageously, snout-in-the-trough avaricious. A woman who for decades has exploited her political status to fill her boots with tens of millions of dollars, fuelled by $200k-a-pop speeches from her Wall Street chums like Goldman Sachs.

3. SHE IS A RANK HYPOCRITE - She bangs on ad nauseam about women’s rights but sucks up to and solicits cash for the Clinton Foundation from draconian regimes like Saudi Arabia that stone women to death and refuse to let them even drive cars.

4. SHE IS A DANGEROUS WAR MONGER - The Iraq War was an unmitigated fiasco that led to turmoil throughout the Middle East and spurred the rise of ISIS. It was the biggest foreign policy disaster since Vietnam and Hillary voted for it. She was also heavily responsible for the dismal Libya invasion. When people say they don’t trust Trump with his finger on the nuclear trigger, I suggest Hillary the Hawk is far more likely to press it.

5. SHE IS A FLIP-FLOPPER EXTRAORDINAIRE - On endless issues from Iraq to gay marriage, Israel to TPP and the Keystone Pipeline, Hillary will say one thing but think nothing of saying the complete opposite later if it’s politically expedient.

6. SHE HAS A CHRONIC SUPERIORITY COMPLEX - Never was this more vividly exposed than with her disgraceful comment that half of Trump’s supporters were ‘a basket of deplorables’. That’s tens of millions of fellow Americans she was insulting, many of them honest, hard-working people.

7. SHE IS AN EMBELLISHER OF STORIES TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK BETTER - We all remember her heroic tale of having to flee sniper fire in Bosnia with her daughter Chelsea in 1996. There was just one problem – she didn’t cos it didn't happen.

8. SHE WAS JACK OF ALL TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE - As Secretary of State she was widely considered inefficient, ineffectual and complacent - sometimes to lethal consequence as we saw with the Benghazi fiasco that cost the lives of Ambassador Stevens and three other Americans. Hillary’s undeniably very experienced, but how valuable is all that experience if you’ve never excelled at anything you’ve done?

9. SHE IS ODDLY CHARMLESS - I’ve watched her speaking at the debates and various rallies, and indeed at last night’s Al Smith dinner, and she exudes the warmth and wit of a sour-faced Pit Bull terrier. As for that perpetual creepy Jack Nicholson ‘Shining’ smirk she does.. UGH.

10. HER HEALTH REMAINS A MAJOR CONCERN - That video of her keeling over after leaving a 9/11 memorial service was deeply troubling. Particularly when we know she had a serious head injury after passing out in 2012. Hillary is 69 next week and doesn’t exude good health, fitness or vitality, which are fairly essential components of being a modern day President. Trump’s 70 but has extraordinarily impressive energy.

11. SHE FEELS GENDER ENTITLED TO BE PRESIDENT - She carries with her a dripping sense of entitlement based on her gender that is deeply irritating. Hillary may as well have two tattoos on her forehead proclaiming: ‘Born to be First Female President’ and ‘Vote for me cos I’m a woman!’

12. SHE IS NOT INSPIRATIONAL - She wouldn’t inspire me to open a cookie jar, and I normally need no encouragement to do that. Contrast her oratory style with someone like Michelle Obama – whose fire and passion has electrified this race in recent weeks. Hillary’s a dull, lifeless, robotic speaker by comparison.

13. SHE IS NOT BILL CLINTON - She’s not Bill, one of the smartest, most brilliantly charismatic politicians America has ever seen. There’s a sense with Hillary that she’s riding on the coattails of her husband’s huge popularity. Would she be anywhere near winning the presidency if many Americans weren’t thinking this was a way of getting Bill back to the White House too? I don’t think so.

14. SHE IS A VERY UNPLEASANT PERSON - I fear that beneath the constant, smug, apple-cheeked smirk lies a fairly unpleasant piece of work. Former Secret Service agents have painted a picture of a vengeful, mistrustful, abusive, angry, sarcastic, demanding, disorganised, unpunctual boss.

15. SHE WILL START TROUBLE WITH RUSSIA - She would push for a new cold war with Russia in an effort to prove her toughness with Vladimir Putin. You can tell this by the hateful rhetoric which spews from her mouth every time she mentions his name. This is a very worrying thing for the world.

16. REPUBLICANS HATE HER - Republicans hate her even more than they hate President Obama. This will be a massive issue if she wins. Obama’s woeful inability to do business with the opposition rendered him incapable of even passing a single new gun law after Sandy Hook. What hope for Hillary, with all her Washington enemy-making over the past 40 years, to achieve any meaningful deals?

17. SHE HAS HORRENDOUS BAGGAGE - Her baggage is horrendous. From Whitewater to Vince Foster, Hillary’s past is scandalously dubious and troublesome. Does this matter? Yes. It goes to the heart of her character. She’s dodgy, period.

18. SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT HERSELF - The way she attacked Bill’s lovers in the past leaves an unedifying taste in the mouth given all her lofty moral pronouncements about the way Trump treats women. Hillary didn’t just stand by her philandering man, she trashed the women he bedded. Very unfortunate for the self-styled Emmeline Pankhurst of US politics.

19. SHE IS TOO AMBITIOUS - She’s chillingly ambitious to the expense of anything else in her life. It seeps from every pore. This is a career politician who has repeatedly shown she will trample over anyone and anything that gets in her way, and who conveniently overlooks moral and ethical issues if they don’t suit her agenda or progression to power.

20. ORAL SEX FOR HILLARY VOTERS - Madonna has offered to perform free oral sex for anyone who votes for Hillary. I literally cannot think of a single more compelling reason not to vote for her.

DONALD TRUMP GETTYSBURG ADDRESS OF HIS FIRST 100 DAYS IN OFFICE.

Icheoku says the great American champion will be elected on November 8, with a mandate to fight to win for America again. Make America Great Again, Vote Trump.

PHILIPPINES DIVORCES AMERICA

Icheoku says yet another glaring evidence of a failed lackluster foreign policy of President Barack Hussein Obama, whose abysmal foreign policy record will now include the president of the United States of America under whose presidency, America lost a friendly ally of over 70 years, Philippines. Icheoku says many ardent observers of the South Asian corridor saw this coming long ago following the election of Rodrigo Duterte, who has fired several shots over the bow to draw America's attention to both himself and his country but ti\o no avail. He was completely ignored and cry for attention side-swept by a tired White House just bidding its remaining time in office. 

President Rodrigo Duterte few weeks ago, first called Obama the son of a whore; but it was largely waved off as ranting and a boisterous remark of a newly elected president who is still trying to figure out stuff. Many seasoned diplomats agree that a government of America on top of its game would have immediately reached out to Mr Rodrigo to seek out what exactly is his beef with America and/or Obama that elicited such untoward outburst from a supposedly friendly country and an ally; and then try to mollify him by addressing whatever concerns he has against either Obama or the United States of America. But instead, he was avoided, ignored and branded; and now he has grown more audacious and impetuous. Just last week before embarking on his first foreign trip to China, the president once again told off Obama, saying he should go to hell. Now, he ratcheted anger against Obama and America up a big notch by formally announcing the separation of his country from the clutches of the United States of America. According to the Philippines president, he has found a new brother in China and with her, comes a new re-alliance of forces. In his own very words, President Rodrigo Duterte said "Your honors, in this venue, I announce my separation from the United States of America - both in military, but also economics. I will be dependent on you. China has been a friend of the Philippines and the roots of our bond are very deep and not easily severed. Even as we arrive in Beijing, close to winter, this is a spring time of our relationship."" 

Icheoku says what a slap on the face of President Barack Obama, a matter made worse because his government especially the State Department did not see it coming. A government of Barack Obama which has nothing good to narrate about his foreign policy achievement with every part of the world in one disaster or the other and now former allies are abandoning ship and seeking new alliances. This is despite the much touted Vice President Joe Biden's foreign policy expertise, a guru of foreign policy, sort of. Icheoku says that America's relationship with the Philippines of over 70 years would so suddenly and so cavalierly go up in smoke shows the extent of Obama's failed foreign policy. It also shows that something very foundational and so fundamental was indeed the matter; but unfortunately, the State Department was completely taken unawares and are now left chasing the ghost of what formerly was. The State Department is trying to belatedly figure out what exactly happened and why they were completely taken unawares with President Duterte coup, which uprooted America and replaced her with China, their arch rival over the South China Sea, as their newly ordained big brother. 

It is also instructive that China which recently denied a staircase for Air-Force One during President Obama's visit to China which forced a backdoor alight of President Barack Obama from the plane, now treated President Duterte to a stately reception with all associated fanfare and paraphernalia. What an unflattering period it is has been for Obama's presidency which ends in less that three short months thence. Indeed it was a big slap on the face of President Obama that under his watch, a Filipino president divorced America. This is in addition of the insult of being called "a son of a whore; and also being told off to "go to hell"; and you wonder what exactly is the beef between Duterte and Obama as it looks in every inch personal. The State Department responded that they are going to seek some explanation and then study the ramifications of President Duterte's statement. According to the State Department, "We are going to be seeking an explanation of exactly what the president meant when he talked about separation from us. It is not clear to us exactly what that means and all its ramifications. It isn't just the United States that is baffled by this rhetoric. We have heard from many of our friends and partners in the region who are likewise confused about where this is going. We remain rock solid in our commitment in the mutual defense treaty we have with the Philippines. That hasn't changed; the alliance would grow and develop and deepen." 

Icheoku says in as much as these save face sound bites sounds well intended, but the fact of the matter remains that Philippines has moved on without America. It takes two to tango and certain irrecoverable differences has forced the present situation on America being divorced by a previously friendly ally and country, the Philippines. The United States of America, regardless of how they feel, cannot maintain an alliance where the other partner thereto is no longer willing to remain in it. It is called a divorce. It is still legal and any party to any partnership including international relationship agreements between governments, having denounced it, is deemed to have ended it. Therefore whatever partnership or treaty that previously existed is now as good as dead; and barring a military coup to remove President Duterte for a more friendly government to step in and restore it, nothing else survived the Duterte coup against America. Icheoku says it is even very much doubtful whether Philippines needs or would even agree to provide any additional explanation to the action of her president. Icheoku says it is not just only the neighbors of Philippines that is baffled and confused, the whole world is, concerning the drifting off of America. This is exactly the type of things which Make America Great Again movement speaks to; the desire to restore America's former glory that makes it the most sort after suitor in the world. Icheoku says a Donald John Trump's presidency would not have let this happen. First it would try to nip it in the bud, failing which, it would raise hell to dim its prospect; but hey, it is the knee jerk President Barack Obama's final farewell to America. What a shame.

ALFRED E. SMITH DINNER 2016, TRUMP AND CLINTON IN ATTENDANCE.

THIRD AND FINAL DEBATE, NO KNOCKOUT NO DAMAGE.

Icheoku says the last debate of the 2016 presidential election has now gone down in history and for the archives. Both candidates held their own and neither made any fatal error nor scored a decisive victory. The result, American people will have the final say when on November 8, they will troop out to vote to elect the candidate who they prefer to be their next president. So between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, it is now game on into the final lap ending on November 8, 2016.

Icheoku has said it before and will say it again that on November 8, American people will vote to reject the statusquo and more of the same. They will vote to elect Donald John Trump as the 45th president of the United States of America. Donald Trump is the leader of team Make America Great Again; his message is resonating resoundingly with American people and they are all agreed that it is not a bad idea at all to make America great again. Icheoku says only a juggernaut like Donald Trump could take on the entire American entrenched interest as well as the machine on both sides of the aisle and still standing firm, no shaking. He is a proven fighter and champion of America and he will be elected to be the cheerleader in chief of the United States of America. Icheoku says that a fire fighter has a foul mouth does not make him any less a fire fighter; and when there is fire, we all agree that the best firefighter, regardless of his or her foul mouth, should be there leading the charge. Icheoku says Go Trump; Vote Trump and help the Donald Make America Great Again. On November 8, vote Donald John Trump and retire the Clintons for good. 

LAST AND FINAL DEBATE: TRUMP V. CLINTON

CROWD MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, VOTE.

Icheoku says only a movement we can believe in to bring the change we desire can summon this mammoth attendance to a campaign event. November 8 is but less than sixty days away. Go Trump; Vote Trump and together help make America great again

BUHARI MARRIED FOR LOVING CARE, HOW ABOUT YOU?

Icheoku says the world's public opinion was recently rattled and rankled by what President Muhammadu Buhari said in "Western" Germany, apologies to the president, that his wife Aisha belongs to his kitchen. Practically every feminists and feminists apologists alike took up arms, demanding the head of the president for committing such a sin of unforgiven - subjugating women? They poured their souls out and used every media, especially social media, to berate and castigate the president for what he said. These crucify him, crucify him crowd, in their rabid insanity, forgot the implicit message telegraphed by Buhari that he loves his wife, that the loves Aisha's cooking and that overall, Aisha is the one in charge of the home front; while he, like the proverbial early man is foraging the forest for what will sustain the family. 

But unfortunately for the grandpa president, his message was lost in translation; wrongly understood by a world on a trigger-ready alert, eager to take on anyone who simply suggests the tiniest differences between the sexes; and in a new world order that is trying to do away with gender and would instead refer to people as persons. A genderless society where everyone is blended as generic person, period.

The world of these people went ballistic, pummeling the president who is yet to successfully parry off the attacks. Meanwhile the judging world did not care to know or even discuss what incensed the president into making the 'belong to kitchen' remarks. Whether any president in his position would have similarly felt betrayed by his closest confidant and the woman he married and who bore children for him. Many also forgot that Buhari was indeed restricted in his remark and spoke only about his wife Aisha, but not the general female population or other peoples' wives relative to where they respectively belong in their husbands' lives. Aisha has not said a thing ever since and Aisha is a fully matured woman, who is not shy about airing her opinion as her BBC interview shows. So Aisha not having said a thing since her husband made the remark in response or reaction, it is therefore possible to vouchsafe that Aisha is in agreement with what Buhari said and that it was their prenuptial understanding as to each other's respective duties and responsibilities in their marriage. 

Icheoku says to each his or her own and marriage is a very peculiar institution which does not accommodate of the one cap fits all general application. So why does or should anyone bother or worry themselves sick about a marital arrangement which exists between two consenting adults? Possibly a matter which was stipulated prior to their getting into the marriage that Buhari will be the provider while Aisha will take care of the home, including  the kitchen as well as the other rooms? Spouses make various arrangements in their marriage in order to lift the fog of who does what and who is responsible for what. It is an accepted reality of our times and the Buharis should not be expected or required to be any different from the ordinary Joe or Jane out there struggling through marital difficulties and its associated problems. What if the Buharis have that understanding that Aisha belongs to the kitchen and Muhammadu belongs to the gathering; and so what if Muhammadu mouthed it off?

Some spouses make prenuptial arrangement where they sign an agreement succinctly spelling out each party's entitlement in the event of dissolution of the marriage. Some spouses agree not to have children; some agree sometimes that one party will work while the other will keep the home front as the homemaker, as is likely the situation between Aisha and Buhari. Icheoku has also seen couples who agreed to have conjugal obligations performed only once every other week as of right, obligation and duty to each other; as well as couples involved in open relationship who agree to see other flings. There are couples too who are swingers and some even go on dates and later come home to share their experiences with their spouse. Some others agree to go on vacation at least once a year while some very weird spouses sometimes agree to sever ties with their respective in-laws especially their mother in-laws. So the question for these starry eyed feminists haranguing Buhari is, if it is okay for these respective agreements and understanding to be made by couples, why then is it not okay for Buhari and Aisha to agree that Aisha will belong to the kitchen while Muhammadu will belong to searching of family nourishment and upkeep? 

Does the fact that these agreements apply to some couples now make it a universal application such that any person not amenable to them will be chastised? If not, why then not let the Buharis be in peace and leave them alone to manage their marriage as they see fit and determine proper and in their best interest. Why single Buhari out because of what he said and lampoon him as if he put every woman under his template and forced them all to belong to the kitchen. 

Icheoku maintains that what Buhari said was his personal opinion as applies only to his own wife, regarding their expectations and understanding of their marital relationship. It is therefore not anyone's business to interject themselves in another man's personal life situation. Aisha can speak for herself and Aisha is not complaining nor yet complained of being offended by what her husband said. Good enough too, Aisha has so far exhibited the maturity expected of a president's wife and has not run amok whining or bitching about what was said concerning where she belongs in her husbands life. She has maintained calm and great equanimity, with a very beautiful smile and carriage befitting a princess and a president's wife and for this Icheoku commends her. She has by her calm amidst the needless storm unarmed those meddlesome interlopers spoiling for a kill, who thought to goad her into taking the bait of needless controversy of supposed wife's subjugation; a storm merely generated to scorn Buhari and pitch him as too archaic and out fashioned. The supposedly hurt woman has not complained, is not complaining and until she does, everyone is wasting his or her time being more catholic than the pope and crying more than the bereaved. 

These supposed defenders of women's rights should sheathe their swords and wait until Buhari makes his position a universal application before they start marching in protest demanding for his head. To date President Muhammadu Buhari has not issued the fatwa nor passed the decree generalizing his position and Aisha Buhari is still just smiling and has not complained. At least she belongs somewhere, afterall so many women are begging to belong somewhere even it means just being let in under the roof. It is also instructive that many people marry for just companionship; some for children; some for financial support and upkeep; while many others marry for all manner of reasons including many bothering on the mundane. Icheoku says so choose you today what you are marrying for or if already married, why you got married; but please leave other married people alone and in whatever their reason and whatever works for them. As for Icheoku, the only reason that makes sense why any person should marry is companionship, without which parties have no business saying 'I do' to one another. Companionship of each other is the key and the sole principal reason to ever settle on any particular individual; as other things are more easily obtainable as spread out through majority of human beings  and one might as well get anybody for them. Icheoku says in the matter of Aisha and Buhari, the whole world should butt out and keep off; just mind your own business. 

OJUKWU IS A COWARD - GOWON.

Icheoku says really? Look who is talking, a Berom munchkin who was so deathly afraid of Ojukwu that he trembled in silence, hiding in some undisclosed location while Ojukwu lived. He was a no show while Ojukwu  traversed the country like a colossus, participating in active partisan party politics, delivering lectures on everything and anything Nigeria, even formed a political party, once ran for the senate and was the darling and go to man of everyone in Nigeria, including the military. Now Ojukwu has gone to the world beyond and suddenly this animal rears his ugly genocidal Berom head to say what? Icheoku says where was his sorry self when a real man would have taken him up if challenged and starred him down. But no, like the fledgling coward he is, silence was his companion until Ojukwu passed on to the great beyond; and now he is sneaking up and firing all these cheap shots including calling Ojukwu a coward? The worst part of it is that this Berom goat ignored the time honored tradition to respect the dead and let the dead rest in peace. But no, he has to continuously engage in a fight with a dead man whom he could not stand up to face while he lived. Gowon, Icheoku says it shall not be well with you and you will die a miserable unsung death. 

A bastard goon of some sort, who does not know any better nor have the decency to leave the dead alone to enjoy their well deserved rest in peace. Who is the coward here than an eunuch who was visiting Addis Ababa Ethiopia, for an OAU meeting, when his regime was toppled; and instead of flying back to fight and reclaim his office scurried away into shameful exile in the United Kingdom? Icheoku says who is the coward here than an imbecile who masterminded a coup that killed Muritala Mohammed and was declared a fugitive from justice until President Shehu Shagari granted him pardon? That hundreds of Middle Belt officers including General Bisala, were summarily rounded up and executed by Obasanjo's  succeeding regime is a fact, while this human excrement Yakubu Jackal Gowon was hiding in a bunker in the United Kingdom, afraid the military junta were coming to get him. Who is worse than a man who has never opened his foul mouth in defense of his Middle Belt people, who are continuously being murdered in cold blood by invading Fulani cattle rearers? Not a single time has this hyena raised issues with the authorities regarding the fate which has befallen his people of the Middle Belt. Their killing and pillaging continue till date but Gowon is a no show; but here he is calling Ikemba a coward? 

Icheoku says what exactly has Yakubu Gowon contributed to Nigeria or even to his Middle Belt or Berom people other than misery and pain? What has this bush baby ever done in his life that is worth mention, including not raising any family that is worth anything in Nigeria. Even one of his sons whom he got from concubinage was recently released from a United States of America prison after serving over twenty years for drug running; yet this invertebrate has the guts to call Ojukwu a coward? Ojukwu, who since coming back from exile has fought so many battles in several fronts and whose sons and family are well grounded and doing very well in Nigeria. Ojukwu who went to war to protect his Igbo people from further genocide. Who actually is Yakubu Jackal Gowon other than a rabid raccoon running around and seeking relevance in a country that despises him like a leprosied person whom he is. Yakubu Jackal Gowon who has no family tree to be proud of and none of whose children is active in Nigeria in any form, manner or shape; and who is perpetually looking over his shoulders because of his many sins, is now saying what? What has Yakubu Jackal Gowon ever contributed to Nigeria's well-being other than his genocidal slaughter of  innocent women and children of Southeastern Biafra? What would his biography actually contain other than that he was a former useless head of state of Nigeria who did not know jack, a very timid fella. 

Yakubu Jackal Gowon is exactly what is wrong with Nigeria, an impetuous person who happened to be trust upon Nigeria at the unfortunate time destiny struck and his happenstance is still afflicting the country till date. At least other former heads of states have in one way or the other been contributing to the country post leadership; but with Gowon, he does not know jack and has nothing to offer. He is a haunted man whom the blood of millions of innocent women and children he slaughtered in Biafra is still hounding till today. While he was busy slaughtering innocent Biafrans by day, he was retiring every night to an Igbo woman's comfort and together they got an illegitimate drug addict and drug runner who was just recently released from American prison by President Barack Obama. Such a philandering jackboot is calling Ojukwu a coward and he is still walking in and out of Igboland a free man? Luckily for him, many of the people leading Igboland and who are governors in Igbo land today are not true bred Igbo people, otherwise they would have since shunned and banned this bastard from venturing into any Igbo territory. Could Gowon similarly insult Awolowo and not be ostracized by the Yorubas? Ditto Sarduana of Sokoto Ahmadu Bello; but here he is running his mouth against an Igbo institution and some Igbo people are still cavorting with him. It is very unfortunate indeed the level of decrepitude which has crept into Igboland, where someone like Gowon could spit the garbage he did and is still received and welcomed in Igboland. Indeed very shameful.

AISHA BELONGS TO MY KITCHEN - BUHARI

Icheoku says the current firestorm generated by Aisha Buhari is an otherwise avoidable brouhaha except that the Nigerian First Lady overreached herself and must be prepared to reap the whirlwind she sowed. Icheoku says irrespective of any right she may have to freedom of expression and associated speech, she is wrong to have followed the current path she towed. Freedom of speech has necessary limitations, especially regarding matters concerning married spouses; the reason things said or done in the course of the relationship is protected privilege amongst the spouses. Aisha was wrong to have gone public and is guilty of washing the dirty laundry in public. She has just set a world record and/or broken one, if ever one existed, of a spouse of a leader berating the leader publicly. Where has that ever happened including in the United States of America, where even Crooked Hillary Clinton covered for her husband, Bill Clinton's many philandering infra digs. Query, why take the matter public when persistent pillow talks would have resolved it; but Aisha choose wrongly and decided to let the whole wide world into the private affairs of the president. 

Icheoku says there is no justification whatsoever for what Aisha did and it should be condemned in totality. The president also should not have responded to it and by now so doing and in the manner and place he did it, a foreign country Germany, did further damage to the issue by adding fuel to the inferno. A more politically savvy thing to do   would have been to wait and have the journalist raise it, wherein by he would tell them it is a purely party matter and that he will not encourage his wife to dictate or influence party policies and decisions. Further that his family life is distinct, different and distinguished from his political life and that he will not encourage nor entertain a mix up or muddling of both spheres. Then he will punt and leave the matter alone. But a President Muhammadu Buhari, who nobody actually knows who he belongs to or listens to, decided to preempt the journalists, who possibly were not even thinking about what one  Aisha said to BBC, by bringing the matter up in his prepared remarks before German Chancellor Angela Merkel. What an auspicious place to raise and discuss a wife gone rogue's outburst? 

Icheoku is not here to wade into a purely private family business or tell Buhari where his wife should belong, but this particular Aisha does not look like she actually belongs or deserves to belong to anybody's kitchen. Aisha is simply too beautiful to sweat in anybody's kitchen and therefore the president did not capture the mood correctly when he answered so plainly as he did like a commoner, not sophisticated nor steeped in well nuanced spoken words. Instead of his kitchen, President Muhammadu Buhari should consider the purdah, being the religious zealot he is and have Aisha confined and forgotten behind those high Ba-shiga walls.

Now pivoting to the real issues raised here, the rebellion of Aisha, which must be summarily put down and out before it exacerbates. Icheoku is emphatic that taking a purely private family matter public is a no, no; and should not be accommodated by any spouse from the other. For this reason therefore, any such open rebellion is tantamount to and should be treated as coup plotting or its attempt which the president must put down immediately. The president must therefore review and reconsider if indeed Aisha even belongs to his kitchen and not to some place else that is more distant and faraway from the source of his nourishment and nutrition. For the president's safety and well-being, Aisha should actually be banished from his kitchen for crying gout loud, because if she could say what she said publicly, possibly too, she is capable of any other stuff too including giving the president the Abacha apple or some anti-freeze cocktail dinner? All bets should be considered off because she thought out, prepared and planned to say exactly what she said in that interview with BBC Hausa Service. Her public criticism of the president shows that she has taken side with outsiders against the president, her husband; and if Don Michael Corleone of The Godfather's advise is of any guidance, Aisha has crossed the line and need to pay a price. Michael Corleone whacked his brother Fredo because he took sides with outsiders agains their family, which he said is a no, no, an intolerable act of betrayal.

Icheoku says on whose side is Aisha anyway? With her husband or with the newly emerging anti-Buhari forces in the APC led by Asiwaju Ahmed Bola TInubu? When who flew with her in a private helicopter and who bought her the $52,000 Cartier Baignoire Folle 18-Carat White Gold Diamond wrist watch which she wore on her husband's inauguration, then the budding conspiracy begins to take form. Sam Aluko and Wole TInubu, two very close people and confidants of Bola TInubu, allegedly did and you wonder if Aisha is now being used by this people to destabilize her husband. Nigerians watched in awe as Aisha insulted Edo women in Benin during the last election campaign, falsely claiming that Edo women in the Diaspora are prostituting in white man's land. It was a rude shock to many with knowledge to the contrary as there are several thousands of Edo women professionals abroad in practically every field including medicine, engineering, computer science, law and what have you. The fact that she has not even fulfilled her promise to assist in empowering the women of Edo State following her husband election victory is also troubling. It is also a fact that she has not apologized for that insulting remarks, yet here she is parroting her campaign contribution to her husband's victory and threatening not to campaign for her husband again in 2019. Aisha Buhari, Icheoku asks, will your husband run in 2019 after promising to be a one term president and is this a revelation of something you discussed with him? 

Icheoku laments that Aisha is an existential threat to President Buhari and his presidency. She in-fact did far more worse thing than the president's former late wife who the president divorced to marry Aisha. The former wife did not criticize nor took sides with outsiders against the president but merely accepted family support from Ibrahim Babaginda when the president was in prison and that was it. But here is Aisha taking sides with outsiders and publicly criticizing the president and also threatening to sabotage the president's second term run and/or not to campaign and vote for him again. Icheoku says this cancerous growth must be cut out now before it metastasizes into a terminal illness for the president's presidency. 

For purposes of full disclosure, Icheoku is absolutely loyal and therefore demands same from people very close within and has zero tolerance for betrayal or its likelihood. Were Icheoku the president or married to Aisha, she will pay a hefty price for that untoward interview she granted to BBC. First, Aisha should be decommissioned; put out of the bedroom and away from the kitchen or any source of president's food or beverages until further notice or until she is reeducated on her manners. Second, Aisha should be put on a timeout, barred from granting further interviews with anyone or media and made to retract her comment and apologize for being misquoted and taken out of context. Something very close to a complete lock-down, some few inches short of jail time and with security agents to keep very close watch on her around the clock. If within 48 hours she does not repent and apologize, then confine her or put her out of Aso Rock, banished to Daura. if after three weeks she still remained obstinate, divorce her and marry a much younger and more loyal wife; possibly she is grown too big and no longer good enough to be held in close confidence to the president as a trusting and loving confidante and wife. Yes, Aisha has rights and freedoms, but with every such freedom and rights, comes some limitations and she certainly violated them. 

Icheoku says regardless of Aisha being hailed as a heroine by the class of wild eyed feminists anarchists and anti functional homes activists, President Muhammadu Buhari should not let them intimidate him into inaction. He should borrow a page from former Enugu State Governor Sullivan Chime's book on wife discipline and mete out to Aisha the Clara treatment. Aisha deserves to be put out in the cold in order for her to learn a bitter lesson that family matters is better discussed during pillow talk hours and not aired public. The president must act in order to reestablish and reassert himself and show a serious frown against such disrespect and challenge to his authority. If he doesn't, he will forever and throughout his presidency compromise himself before everyone; especially now that Aisha's faux pas has put him in such a bad light as not being in charge of his presidency. Even if he acts now by firing some people in his government, Nigerians will think he acted because Aisha went public and if he does not and things continue their downward trend, people will say if only he had acted on Aisha's remarks.  What a position no one wants to be placed in especially not by one's spouse. 

An affront of some sort, which were Aisha a soldier could warrant her being court-marshaled for planning a coup or even an attempted coup, a treason. The president must take a sledge hammer to Aisha and decisively crush her rebellion and send a strong message to her instigators and co-conspirators that such disloyalty would not be tolerated under his watch. Icheoku says President Muhammadu Buhari must bravely put Aisha out of commission for being a renegade and an anti-president wife of a president. What an irony that the enemy is within one's household, the enemy within is the most dangerous enemy for anyone to worry about. Like with any other rebellion, Aisha's rebellion should be met with a crushing blow and crushed speedily in order to avoid further possibly snowballing and/or revolt within the Buhari family and by extension the greater Nigerian society. 

A family divided is bound to fall and by Aisha doing what she did, signaled to the world, especially those that call Nigeria home, that all is not well inside the Buhari family household. Why embarrass the president in this manner and possibly a payback for the president's resistance of the governor who wants to marry their daughter as a fourth wife who Aisha wants so badly to be a mother inlaw to? Aisha has been fuming and foaming in the mouth since the day the president scrapped the office of the First Lady which was a conduit for wastage of public resources and she has been agonizing and plotting on how to get back at the president. Now she is using a ruse of some people hijacking the presidency to drive her Brutus dagger at the back of the president. Such disloyalty is unacceptable to Icheoku and so should it be to the president; who should also have scrapping her office as a wife on the table too, if she fails to repent of her sin of rebellion and become a more trusted wife. Icheoku says to hell with every wild eyed feminists who are running roughshod on men including possibly this now corrupted and converted Aisha Buhari. 

Women have a choice, to marry or not to marry and being single is still legal. Also being a single mother is acceptable too. Even married women reserve the right to divorce and walk away. But when that decision to get married and stay married is freely made, then obligations of marriage sets in, including unalloyed and unquestionable loyalty and respect to one's husband and/or wife or partner. Between married couple nothing else should count nor occupy a preeminent position more than any of them or before each other. This is where the line in the sand is drawn in every functional marriage and any attempt to muddle it up should be fiercely resisted and such rebellion put down decisively. Icheoku is emphatic that any woman who is too big to marry should not marry; and any woman who after being married grows too big to remain a wife, should simply take a walk into her freedom. It is called divorce and it is still a recognized way of putting to an end a dysfunctional marriage. Unlike some banks which are too big to fail or Crooked Hillary Clinton who is too big to jail, there is no marriage that is too big to dissolve. But to continuously pretend to be in a marriage and simultaneously still act as an independent free jiving woman or man for that matter, is unacceptable to Icheoku and should also be unacceptable to President Muhammadu Buhari as well and even Aisha Buhari or any other spousal partner worldwide. Aisha deserves to be reprimanded.

THAILAND, WHEN A NATION MOURNS.

Icheoku says they loved their king, the longest serving king known to the modern world, who was on the Thai throne for 70 long years. King Bhumibol Adulyadej passed away at 88 year old. He will be missed by his subjects, the people of Thailand, who has shown by their grieving that they indeed truly loved their king. Icheoku says like all mortals, he has gone to the great beyond of no return. Rest in peace King BA, adieu. 

ANTI TRUMP FALSE WITNESS BEARING WOMEN OF AMERICA, WHERE IS YOUR BLUE DRESS?

Icheoku says have already privately dispatched this message to Donald Trump's campaign but now making it public stating that more whoring women of America would, before November 8, still line up to testify falsely about their fantasy encounter with Donald Trump. The Crooked Hillary Clinton campaign has nothing to run on and having failed to get any traction with futuristic messaging, have resorted to all manners of deceitful zero some scotch-earth campaign to destroy the character of Donald Trump. All these manufactured distractions would only intensify as the Election Day draws closer, all to distract and take American peoples attention away from the very many years of her decrepitude and gross incompetence. She is running on empty against a man who has successfully endeared himself in the heart of millions of Americans with his forthright approach to problem solving, a can do attitude, a man who calls it as it is and who is not afraid to go up against any powerful interest while fighting for the American people. 

To this effect therefore, the Team Crooked Hillary Clinton, have lined up several tricks up their sleeve and would be pulling the rabbit out of their hat, one rabbit at a time until November 8. Their whole campaign strategy is to continue throwing as many curve balls and spreading ball bearings on the floor hoping that the Donald will stumble, trip or be caught by one of it and thus wipe out. Icheoku says luckily for them, America is saturated with lecherous daughters of Eve who would do and say anything just for their fifteen minutes of fame and/or for the right bucks to fix one craving or the other. Therefore Donald Trump must be prepared to immediately swath these flies as soon as they buzz his ears; show no mercy and have a battery of lawyers with ready to serve them with notice of defamation lawsuits. Team Crooked Hillary know the certain outcome of this election because their internal polling tells them; admitted they are trying to skew the narrative by reporting rigged polls geared to keep the sense of winning. 

They are also so many hired hacks out there who would do the hit job of alleging whatever agreed on, on any target for a fee. America saw it with Justice Clarence Thomas Supreme Court confirmation hearing and very recently, Bill Cosby traducers and Lynch mob from hell that kept on crawling out of their wood sheds just to try and take Bill Cosby down. So the rapid response to these attacks must be swift and ruthlessly very decisive. There must not be any room to suffer these feminist fools for any slightest seconds. The procedure:- first ignore it; deny it and wave it off as another needless distraction and bait to get him off his message. If the prodding continues as these hired guns, drive-by media tend to do, then demand for their blue dress; and like Johnnie Cochran's 'if it doesn't fit, you must acquit,' thunder, "if there is no blue dress, then it did not happen." Icheoku decries a frigging land with crawling maggots masked as women which these false accusers are. Imagine incidents, some of which dates over twenty years ago suddenly bubbling up and you wonder what kept them quiet all these years. What took them so long? Icheoku says it is simply a feminists gang up to prop one of their own fellow wild eyed feminist. What a silly leprosied feminists these people are that are giving women a bad name.  

2ND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, TRUMP TRUMPS CLINTON.

Icheoku says Crooked Hillary Clinton will not be seen or heard anytime soon and this week gloating about a debate, not this time; not after the stellar performance put up by Donald John Trump, the next president of the United States of America. Boy, was the Donald good. Exactly what a come back really looks like as the comeback kid did in fact defiantly come back.  Donald Trump has reset his presidential campaign, having successfully put behind him the engineered controversy about some eleven year old private boys talk. 

Donald Trump was good; he was sharp and he was witty. He looked very presidential in every respect and his stage presence was overwhelming too. He did not look tired as was  in the first debate. He also stayed away from the glass of water or whatever it is they put in the glass that made took him out during the first debate. He dressed appropriately well too and looked very much aware. He was in command of the issues and he took it to Crooked Hillary Clinton in such a way that it actually ripped her heartless heart apart. Crooked Hillary Clinton did not see what hit her and she will not be anywhere seen or heard this week running her mouth about a debate because she was blown out of the waters, left high to dry out and wither out too. Donald Trump took her apart on the issues of ISIS, open borders, free trade, doing right for American people and for being around for such a long time without anything to show for it. According to Donald Trump, she is all talk and no action; and will simply be more of the same if the accident of her election happens, because she is devoid of fresh ideas and will bring nothing new to the table. 

Icheoku agrees that electing the Crooked One will be suicidal as America cannot survive four more years of this Barack Obama's knee jerk, redline crossing and no consequences, wish-washy style of governance. America needs to pivot to something entirely different and refreshingly new and Donald Trump is the right guy to lead this revolution. Icheoku says a Crooked Hillary Clinton whom Wikileaks caught championing OPEN BORDERS and FREE TRADE as well as BANKERS REGULATING THEMSELVES, but who in public exhibits an entirely different fraudulent persona, cannot champion American interests because she has sold herself to those globalists, special interests as well as Wall Street bankers. Crooked Hillary Clinton has mortgaged her soul to the devil and literally speaking, has morphed to a devil's incarnate and nothing will change nor improve under her watch. America must therefore run to the hills from her and deny her greedy quest for power by rejecting her candidacy for president. 

Icheoku agrees with Donald Trump that Crooked Hillary Clinton is a devil who should be in jail and not be seen running for the presidency of America, because of her series of infra digs and obviously law breaking acts. Instead of the White House, Crooked Hillary Clinton should be looking at spending a lengthy time in the Big House and in orange jumpsuit. Overall, Icheoku is very impressed with the performance of Donald Trump and agrees that the comeback kid did in fact come back. Now, let the election campaign start all over again as the kinks that reared their ugly heads have been laid to rest. The verdict, one debate win for her and one debate win for him and the nation now awaits and looks forward to the next and final debate on October 19. Icheoku says congratulations to Donald John Trump for successfully giving his campaign a rebirth and it is now all the way to the White House. A beautiful night it was and Americans are all agreed as to who won the debate and outperformed the other, his name Donald John Trump, the 45th POTUS. Team MAGA cannot be prouder of his captain-ship of the revolutionary movement.

2ND PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AND DONALD TRUMP WON HANDS DOWN

KIM KARDASHIAN ROBBERY HOAX, A RYAN LOCHTE MOMENT?

Icheoku says the story sounds like one of those tales by the moonlight, a story that will aptly qualify for a Hollywood movie, "The robbing of Kim-K"; except that anyone believing the version of truth so far made public would need the suspension of logic to so believe or to remain sane and of sound mind thereafter. Imagine her narrative, men dressed up like police officers badged into my flat and demanded my jewelry; they wore mask and you ask yourself do police officers wear mask? 

Query, why did she let the "police men" in when she did not call for one? Where were her body guards? Where were her personal assistants? Where was the concierge and how did the police men let themselves into the building that is supposedly well secured, being such a high premium residence? Why did the concierge or front desk not alert her of the presence of the police men asking about her prior to their rendezvousing with her in her apartment? Is it usual for her to stay alone by herself, especially in a foreign country without her personal assistants and body guards being so closely by in adjacent adjoining  rooms? Why did she not raise an alarm and why did she let them in without first clearing their identity and mission? She was bound, gagged and locked up in a bathroom; so how did she manage to extricate herself from her bondage and regain her freedom? Was any 911 call made to the police or SOS message sent to the police? Icheoku says there are a lot of holes begging to be filled in this story as Icheoku is not buying it as told; something is definitely fishy somewhere and only Kim-K knows what truly happened. 

Further, how did a Kanye West who was performing live on stage in New York suddenly drop the microphone and said the show is over due to a family emergency when no one approached him on stage to intimate him on the development? Suddenly she said some magic words "Please don't kill me; I have children" and the robbers developed sympathy and left her unharmed? The story: the robbers tied her hands together, pulled a tape across her mouth and then placed her inside a marble bath; then locked the bathroom door before helping themselves with the jewelry. The reality star asked the concierge "are we going to die?" No one heard a thing including the "screaming" of Kim K and no DNA was left by robbers who tied her up, gagged her, lifted her and placed her inside the bathtub; then ransacked the flat for jewelry? Interesting. Then her miraculous Houdini escape and the first thing she did was call her bodyguard instead of the police? Spectacular.

Icheoku says this could be her Ryan Lochte moment and hopefully the French police will approach the investigation with their national honor and pride at stake, and in a similar manner as those Brazillian police solved the hoax of Ryan Lochte robbery during the Olympics. Could the Kardashians do anything for publicity and money as well as business opportunities, you betcha. Did they pull this hoax for such, the jury is still out on that; but it looks like something not far beyond their play for a paycheck dealings. Robbers so easily breached such a highly priced luxurious apartment complex, Hotel de Pourtales, where rent cost 25,000 pounds a month; stole her 20 carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond engagement ring valued at 3.5 million pounds as well as a case of other jewelry valued at 5.24 million pounds? Icheoku says please give me a break this story is not a conjecture of her own imagination and manipulation. Icheoku says the French must get to the root of this matter as it is gives the French a very bad name that an American reality star could not be safe in such a high priced Paris rented flat. Solving this crime and speedily too,  will help restore their image as well as of that of greater France, particularly Paris, so that people can be reassured that they can be safe while visiting the city of lights. 

WOMEN WILL LET YOU DO ANYTHING TO THEM - DONALD TRUMP

Icheoku says of course yes, they will let you have them for the asking once they are vested and believe in you or are smitten by you. Yes, hiphop artist and rapper, The Game, just had three Kardashians and they proudly lined up to share in the experience of sleeping with a guy reputed to be well hung and they are not ashamed to admit it. But who knows even whether Donald Trump was merely bragging and/or exaggerating as with many men who like to boost their ego by embellishing the number of women they have had their way with? Icheoku knows of somebody who once boasted of having had 400 female sexual encounters and you wonder was he really keeping a dossier or diary on each and every dalliance he had? Yes, Icheoku reiterates that men often exaggerates, especially in front of other men to make them feel good about themselves and to wow and hold their listeners in awe. 

The good news is that Donald Trump only said what is obtainable in the camera, lights and action world, but never said he succeeded or did in fact actually rape or had any woman without her consent. Bill Clinton severally raped and molested women and Crooked Hillary Clinton covered for and defended him. This is of a more heinous nature than a guy simply engaged in a boastful locker room jiving-turkey kiss and tell banters. So what if he said this and that; which real man doesn't say stuff including things he is merely imagining in an entirely different reality world he created far from the real reality we all live in. It boosts their ego; it boosts their manliness and it boosts their sense of self as the ultimate ladies man who knows how to get them to say yes darling. But does it make them bad people, Icheoku says emphatically nope. Experience shows that many boastful people hardly did what they said they did; they are akin to the empty barrel that makes the most sound. Many a man who qualify as real player, hardly do rat or kiss and tell on their exploits; and are forever denying then whenever confronted and accused of hitting it too much. 

But that being said, yes, Ichoeku agrees that groupies, dick-chasers, gold diggers as well as women who are generally smitten by famous people would readily go to the ends of the earth to have them put their dicky on them, just to register that they scored him. Icheoku says once met this 67 year old lady who said that as a groupie, she slept with four out of the five rat-pack members including Samy Davies Jr, Frank Sinatra, Peter Lawford and Joey Bishop; that it was only Dean Martin that escaped her trap. Icheoku also encountered another 27 year old white girl who said that she is so infatuated with Kanye West that she would let him have her on the stage if only the opportunity could ever avail itself and Kanye would be willing to do her. According to her, she has attended over 37 Kanye West's concerts and follows him wherever he is performing throughout the globe just to get her groove on even though psychologically. So the pressure brought on famous men and guys under the klieg lights is enormous and anyone in doubt should just attend famous guys' parties or even watch their videos. Women flock to them and women are drawn, like moth to fame, to fame and fortune. 

Regardless of what Trump said, everyone knows this fact to be true; it is the fatal attraction that often times does not end up well or lead to somewhere nice. Just take a look at Hollywood or Bollywood and even Nollywood, it is always the same SAD - sex, alcohol and drug. Women don't care and provided they are so much into you and enough to want to throw every caution to the winds, they will do whatever to please you; some of them even abscond from their husbands or lovers arm to run away with their idol. Perhaps, the only thing different here with what Donald Trump said, is that he kissed and told; otherwise it is nothing new nor such a big story as he merely mouthed off the obvious or rather open secret, which everyone knows exists in the paparazzi world of the rich and the famous. That said, why should this matter, faced with the numerous problems needing urgent solution in America? Why should what was said occupy a position of preeminence in a country faced with so much teething problems desiring urgent solutions? In answer, Icheoku says it is a ploy; a definitive distractive operation mounted by the Crooked Hillary Clinton's campaign to deviate from the issues facing the country which she was partly responsible for. 

Crooked Hillary Clinton has nothing to run on, she cannot run on her records of her past experience, neither can she dwell on Obama's last eight years of knee jerky governance; hence the attempt to change the subject and foist a narrative of sentimental appeal to emotions about what was said or not said. Icheoku is emphatic that words never a person killed and hurt feelings is not and should not stand in the way of electing a man with a can do attitude and proven Midas touch, who is heavily committed and passionate enough to get the job of revamping America done. Icheoku appeals to voting Americans not to be swayed or made despondent by the latest attempt by the Crooked Hillary Clinton's camp and her media harlots to lift focus away from the real issues facing the country. Further, many a great men and women the world over, often have some weaknesses and many flaws, but it never diminished their prowess or ability to get the job done. Therefore, Icheoku urges Donald Trump supporters and other voting blocs to ignore the latest antic and assuredly stay behind Donald Trump and see him to victory come November 8. 

Query, if the Crooked Hillary Clinton's side are confident in their victory, why all this their desperation to run Donald Trump out of the race before the Election Day? Why raise all these distractions instead of campaigning on what they would do to move the ball forward and score touchdowns for America? Doesn't common sense presuppose that they should gladly wait for November 8 to demolish Donald Trump at the polls if they had something to offer and are confident in their victory. But no, they know that he has a date with destiny and will coast to victory, hence the throwing of all muds to rattle his cage and put the air out of his balloon. They want to slow his momentum down enough in order to sneak in the Crooked One into the White House to continue their same old same old government of and for the entrenched interests only. They possibly timed it too to take the wind out of the sail of Wikileaks released emails about the Clinton's machine. Good enough, Donald Trump has since apologized to all those females, including those who despite their boast of equality of the sexes still express their famine hurt feelings, who were offended by what he said,  Icheoku says may we now move on and may November 8 usher in a President Donald Trump. Lets Make America Great Again, lets vote for Donald Trump. Go Trump; Vote Trump and help America reposition itself again.

HILLARY CLINTON'S BASKETS, CHOOSE THE BASKET WHERE YOU BELONG.

Icheoku says according to Crooked Hillary Clinton, every sensible American desiring and voting for change in this election 2016, must belong to a particular basket otherwise they should be drunk on her Clinton coolaid. It is either you fall into the basket of irredeemable deplorables or the basket of basement dwellers or the basket of Super Predators. Icheoku says but unbeknownst to the Crooked One, majority of voting Americans in this election belong in these baskets. On November 8, the American people will vote according to their various baskets and will vote to reject more of the same politics as usual; of all talks and no action. They will vote for Donald Trump and they will vote to reject the branding and classifications of hardworking American people into various disparaging baskets.