GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA: FOR WHO THE BELL TOLLS NEXT.

Just five people shy of Sandy Hook elementary school mass shooting incident that claimed 26 lives, the Uvalde Texas Robb elementary school mass shooting at 21 victims, now ranks among the highest grossing gun carnage in America. It is sad that such frequent blood spilling has tragically become part of our culture as a society. May the souls of the killed now rest.

25th AMENDMENT: ITS NOW ALL CRICKET.

Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi once questioned former President Donald John Trump's fitness to remain in office due to what she claimed was his declining mental capacity. Does anyone know what Madam Speaker presently thinks about the incontrovertible case which America is now saddled with? Just curious!

WHO WILL REBUILD UKRAINE?

The West should convert frozen Russian assets, both state's and oligarchs' owned, into a full seizure and set them aside for the future rebuilding of Ukraine. Like the Marshal Plan, call it the Putin Plan.

A HERO IS BORN.

I am staying put. I will not run away and abandon my people. The fight is here in Ukraine. What I need are weapons and ammunitions, not a ride out of town like former Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani - President Volodymyr Zelensky.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

"There is too much hate in America because there is too much anger in America." - Trevor Noah.

WORD!

A life without challenges is not a life lived at all. A life lived is a life that has problems, confronts problems, solves problems and then learns from problems. - Tunde Fashola.

NOW, YOU KNOW.

When fishing for love, bait with your heart and not your brain, because you cannot rationalize love. - Mark Twain.

JUST THE FACT.

In our country, you can shoot and kill a nigger, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings - Dave Chappelle

DO YOU?.

“What you believe in can only be defined by what you’re willing to risk for it." - Stuart Scheller.

HEDGE YOUR CRISIS.

Never get in bed with a woman whose problems are worse than yours. - Chicago PD.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

'The best way to keep peace is to be ready to destroy evil. If you Pearl Harbor me, I Nagasaki you.' - Ted Nugent.

OUR SHARED HUMANITY.

Empathy is at the heart of who we are as human beings. - Cardinal Matthew Kukah.

WORDS ON MARBLE.

"Birth is agony. Life is hard. Death is cruel." - Japanese pithy.

REPENT OR PERISH - POPE.

Homosexuality is a sin. It is not ordained by God, therefore same sex marriage cannot be blessed by the church - Pope Francis.

CANCEL CULTURE IS CORROSIVE.


FOR SAKE OF COUNTRY.


MAGA LIVES ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!

TWITTER IS BORING WITHOUT HIS TWEETS. #RestorePresidentTrump'sTwitterHandle.


WORD.

"If you cannot speak the truth when it matters, then nothing else you says matters.” - Tucker Carlson.

#MeToo MOVEMENT: A BAD NEWS GONE CRAZY.

"To all the women who testified, we may have different truth, but I have a great remorse for all of you. I have great remorse for all of the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country. You know, the movement started basically with me, and I think what happened, you know, I was the first example, and now there are thousands of men who are being accused and a regeneration of things that I think none of us understood. I’m not going to say these aren’t great people. I had wonderful times with these people. I’m just genuinely confused. Men are confused about this issue. We are going through this #MeToo movement crisis right now in this country." - Harvey Weinstein.


RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.

"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.


WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS

“I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me. God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth. Memories precipitated by love is the only true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on. The most expensive bed in the world is the sick bed. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear sickness for you. Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – Life. Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat yourself well. Cherish others.” - SJ

EVIL CANNOT BE TRULY DESTROYED.

"The threat of evil is ever present. We can contain it as long as we stay vigilant, but it can never truly be destroyed. - Lorraine Warren (Annabelle, the movie)


ONLY THE POOR WISH THEY HAD STUFF?

“I’m not that interested in material things. As long as I find a good bed that I can sleep in, that’s enough.” - Nicolas Berggruem, the homeless billionaire.

Friday, August 14, 2009

MICHEAL VICK WILL SHINE AGAIN!

Once the highest paid NFL player and a Falconer, but they got him and jailed him for financing dog-fights? This is when more dangerous criminals, who committed more heinous crimes, are turned loose by the judiciary system with some of them still running wild and free? He did his time and is now a free man. The best of the good news is that Micheal Vick will play again, thanks to the Philadelphia Eagles, who signed him up for a two year contract. With a short terse sentence, “He signed with the Eagles,” agent Joel Segal informed the waiting and whistling world that it is back to business for the adorable MV.
Icheoku commends their magnanimity and understanding, that what Micheal Vick did time for was not so egregious as would bar him forever from doing what he does best; admitted it was morally reprehensible. Even human-beings are made public spectacles, when people pay to watch two boxers beat themselves silly; but dogs, they should not be made to fight irrespective that they ordinarily fight themselves all the time? Anyway, that is the law and MV broke it and has served his time! Let everybody now move on!
You will recall that Micheal Vick, the former Atlanta Falcons quarterback was convicted in August 2007 of two counts criminal charge of conspiracy and running a dogfighting operation? He was sentenced to about two years imprisonment and served one and half years of the sentence, before his release from his federal prison confinement. He also was also, under pressure from some animal activists, suspended indefinitely by the NFL; but Commissioner Roger Goodell conditionally lifted the suspension on July 27, with a promise to review same for possible full reinstatement by October 18-19, this year. We pray he follows through with his promise that MV be allowed to do his thing.
Icheoku calls on the 'People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals', to let Vicks be; he has paid for what he allegedly did and life should now go on for everyone involved here. We reiterate that PETA spokesman Dan Shannon's statement that "PETA and millions of decent football fans around the world are disappointed that the Eagles decided to sign a guy who hung dogs from trees" is not helpful here. We like to remind Mr. Dan Shannon not to forget that black-people were once hung from trees too, and heavens did not fall? But in any other event, it is our candid position that once MV is fully back to his game, and starts giving the fans the type of football they admire and want to see, that all the brouhaha of PETA and other similarly minded organisations will quietly peter away.
Further, that there is no message being sent to young fans with Vick's re-signing as Bill O'Reilly was once involved in a sexual harassment of his assistant and he still anchors for Fox Television? Another guy, Marv Albert, once bite his wife on the butt, and he has since been brought back to do his football commentary on Television? Icheoku asks, so, why can't Micheal Vick be given a second chance in life, or do you guys want to force him to prematurely retire at 29? Once again, we say thank you, thank you to Philadelphia Eagles for braving this Micheal Vick's signing, and hopefully their investment will be handsomely rewarded. They did the right thing by giving MV another chance in life, in the spirit of condemn the act but not the man; moreso he has served his time and is too young to be jobless!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

END TIMES, AS CHURCH TURNS TO GAMBLING?

And Jesus Christ said in Mark 11:17, "My house shall be called of all nations, the house of prayer"!
The instruction is very clear, my house shall not be turned into a den of thieves, gamblers, moneychangers or otherwise, including lottery-stakers which the Covenant Life Worship Center now qualifies as. Icheoku asks, was the Covenant Life Worship Center in Haslett Michigan doing God's will when their membership converted to gamblers? Does the fact that they were handsomely rewarded with a $70,000 dollar win make their transgression, less sinful? We do not know the answer and nobody out there knows; but one fact is clear, they violated one cannon of spirituality - thou shall not gamble! It is a vice according to the teachings of both Jesus Christ and the Bible, so what over-took these Christians if not lust for earthly, material things, MONEY?
The love of which is the root of all evil?
Call it what you like, a Divine intervention? A plain luck? A Demonic intervention, may be; after-all, all things material belong to Satan (recall the last temptation of Christ, if you will fall down and worship me)? But nomenclatures aside, when did the church turn away from its principal function of winning and keeping souls for Jesus and become a band of gamblers, who stake lotteries and possibly blackjacks etc? Who knows if their gambling enterprise includes horse-race betting, bookkeeping and funding casino trips by their gambling-members? Who knows how much they have lost over the years, trying to hook the proverbial whopper? No matter the explanation, Icheoku says, $70,000 lottery win by 'The Covenant Life Worship Center' Haslett, Michigan cannot and will not wash away the sins committed by these congregation for engaging in acts considered immoral by the church of which they are a signatory, being a church.
Further, Icheoku says, it does not matter whether Pastor Marilyn Parmelee's church will spend the prize money toward the church building fund, setting up a missionary fund and supporting local community service projects etc? Simply put, it just ain't right for a church to engage in gambling activities. It runs contrary to their preaching and counter to all that Christianity teaches and represents. Our recommended solution is for the church to donate the entire $70,000 proceeds to a charity as they should not have engaged in such activity in the first place. It is highly immoral and sinful for them to do so.
According to our findings, the Covenant Life Worship Center exists to preach the Gospel of the Kingdom, equip and empower the believer to do the work of ministry, while aiming to better the total man all to the glory of God. It is clear from their mission statement, that gambling is not part of what they do or stand for or represent; which begs the question, through which member did Satan enter the church to tempt them with his earthly things? Also why did they forget to command as Jesus did, "go behind us, Satan"?
Finally, Icheoku asks, 'what would Jesus Christ do to these gals and guys of 'The Covenant Life Worship Center' Haslet Michigan, who have turned his church into a den of gamblers?

CHEVY VOLT, AT 230 MILES PER GALLON WHAT WOULD OPEC DO?

Exactly what doctor alternative energy ordered; a new machine that gets 230 miles on a gallon of gasoline? Say it ain't so, otherwise OPEC will throw a feat and grumble so loud that it quakes, on what fate awaits them in the future?
Who says, American ingenuity cannot solve this protracted problem of OPEC toying with and doing yo-yo with world energy demands at their whims and caprices? Icheoku says, what a marvelous scientific breakthrough and the world cannot wait to see this car in the showrooms?
American General Motors Corporation has just announced the birth of its Chevrolet Volt electric car, pictured above left; an answer to high cost of gasoline and a guard against global warming, as fewer gasoline will be burnt and thus a reduced environmental pollution? Icheoku says, provided oil cartels does not hijack the invention to stifle it; an electric car that debut in the 80s similarly met its Waterloo as well as an invention that allegedly gets 90 miles per gallon, which patent, was bought and killed by the oil companies? If this project succeeds, then it is one heck of a good thing to happen to mankind as well as the environment.
At $40,000, the four-door sedan which hits showrooms late next year, will be somewhat expensive but in the long run will be cost effective? The Chevy Volt which does not have regular internal combustion engine, will be four times more fuel efficient than the popular Toyota Prius hybrid. The Volt is powered by an electric motor and a battery pack with a 40-mile range; after which a small internal combustion engine kicks in, generating electricity for a total range of 300 miles? Its batteries can be recharged from a standard electric outlet just like any other electric appliances; - just plug it!
Tesla Roadster, another electric car from America's innovativeness, gets 224 miles per charge but at $100,000 price tag per unit, is only the rich-friendly? In the battle for alternative energy driven vehicles, Toyota, GM and Nissan Motor are presently leading the innovation with their Prius, Volt and Leaf cars, respectively.
According to GM profile, the Volt will cost about 40 cents a day, at 5 cents per kilowatt hour to operate and its new lithium-ion batteries pack will have an estimated life span of ten years? In due course, charging stations will be set up by a third-party investors to meet demand of charging the batteries en-route, just like there are gas stations. Icheoku says, at 230 miles per a gallon, the Chevy Volt is a nightmare come through for OPEC as it will impact their bottom-line adversely; and unfortunately, most of the countries of OPEC have a monolithic oil-based economy which will eventually turn belly-up? Congratulations GM for accepting and proving the challenge of alternative energy possible.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

WIDOWS OF NEPAL FOR SALE?

In Nepal, being a widow is a curse and such bereaved women are now being converted into chattels to be auctioned off to willing men, who are paid to accept them?
When Icheoku thought that the rest of the world are making progress, somewhere at the foot of the Himalayas mountain, a community is denigrating their women and robbing them of their humanity with brazen impudence? What an absurdity in the Himalaya, indeed, that men are paid to take in extra warmth, sex, help, companion and possible offspring?
Icheoku
asks, who will then marry "worthless" single girls, who are not 'viable commodity' as a source of income and lack the added advantage of widowship; the new preffered status which yields income for men whose responsibility is just to say 'yes'? The government of Nepal will pay men to take in widows; but could a still married man take such widow as a second or third wife? The plans has drawn the ire of the women of Nepal whose interest is infringed by the new government's scheme to pay cash incentives to men for marrying widows? The single women have a dog in the matter as their prospective husbands most likely will now settle for the cash-cows widows with a price-tag; while the widows protest their being converted into disposable property, while the fortunate women whose husbands are still alive are protesting a likely future fate? $650 USD, the amount paid on the head os each widow is a lot of money to entice a man to for just say 'I do". Moreso, some men could see that as a means of an easy money and there is no requirement that they must stay married to such a widow or provide conjugal necessities to her?
Icheoku says, these women of Nepal possibly misspoke when they shouted, "You can't sell your mother," because the widows are not even being sold; but are rather being given away for free with an extra inducement of cash for the men to agree to accept them? Bribery 101? In other words, the wome of Nepal are mere worthless 'garbage', good only for the dumps which the men are being incentivize to have them? Can you imagine what fate then awaits such handed-off widows in the house of their cajoled new husbands? Icheoku says, if domestic abuse and enslavement has a base in this world, then such a women subjugating country as Nepal is that place!
Admitted the government possibly meant well as it try to humanize widows and once again, make them more socially acceptable. But as one activist pointed out, it would only add to their woes as men would marry widows for money and later abandon them? A possibility, since there is no mechanism in place to prevent the unravelling of the bonds of marriage so soon after the forced marriage? These women would have been better empowered in a different way such as giving them jobs, better health care and education! If the Hindu religion truly humiliates bereaved women in this manner, then Icheoku holds the religion in contempt for violating women's human rights. With 50,000 Nepali rupees ($641) for every widow in Nepal, that is more than enough to start some actual empowerment either through education or vocational training. It is instructive also that revolving violence and HIV-AIDS have decimated the male population of Nepal resulting in a by-product of very high number of widows.
Another unfortunate thing with this Nepalese society is that "as soon as a woman becomes a widow, she loses her status within the home and society. She is not allowed to participate in religious ceremonies and can no longer wear red clothing - which is considered auspicious - and jewellery". Their place in Nepalese society is so deplorable that according to one commentator, "If you see a widow walking on the street on your way to do some kind of special job, you have to return immediately because it's considered bad luck to see her". Icheoku says, really? But how about the widow's children or relatives? Widows for sale as practised in Nepal is a culture whose time has come to change it. Are there any Diaspora Nepalese around, or don't you cringe reading such a bad testimonial of your motherland?

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

EUNICE KENNEDY-SHRIVER, ANOTHER KENNEDY SAYS BYE-BYE!

Dead at 88 and she was a Kennedy; hurray! Gladly enough, it was good old-age related causes and not the fabled 'Curse of the Kennedy' that facilitated her exit.
The fifth among nine of the original Kennedy siblings born to Joseph P. Kennedy and Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy of Brookline, Massachusetts. A family clan of Massachusetts that produced an American President, John Fitzgerald Kennedy; two US Senators Robert F. Kennedy and Edward Kennedy; an in-law who is a governor of the State of California Arnold Schwarzenegger; several others including legislators, humanitarians and activists!
She was married to a former vice presidential candidate R. Sargent Shriver. She founded the Special Olympics in 1968 to demonstrate that the mentally challenged can be competitive as well; and have the capacity to lead rich and productive lives without necessarily being limited by the walls of their confining institutions? To her credit, mentally challenged people were made inclusive and America's view of them was forced to change from the institutionalized patients, to families, friends, neighbors and athletes? Her name was Eunice Kennedy Shriver and she died today at a Cape Cod hospital, surrounded by her husband, five children and 19 grandchildren to cheer her on to eternity? What a fruitful life on the limelight, Eunice lived!
A third generation Irish-American Kennedy, her grandparents were Patrick J. Kennedy(1858) and Mary Augusta Hickey; her parents were businessman and American Ambassador to the United Kingdom Joseph P. Kennedy Sr. (1888) and Rose Fitzgerald (1890); her brothers and sisters include, in order of seniority:- Joseph Patrick Kennedy, Jr. (1915), President John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917), Rosemary Kennedy (1918), Kathleen Agnes Kennedy (1920), Patricia Kennedy (1924), Senator Robert Francis Kennedy (1925), Jean Ann Kennedy (1928) and Senator Edward Moore Kennedy (1932)!
With her death, sister Jean Kennedy Smith and brother Edward Kennedy are now all that is left of the original Kennedy Mahicans? Eunice is survived directly by her husband, Sargent, a daughter Maria Shriver-Schwarzenegger, sons Robert, Timothy; Mark and Anthony. Brother Edward Kennedy and sister Jean Kennedy-Smith, 19 grandchildren as well as several nieces and nephews with Kennedy blood running in their veins. Icheoku says, as you now join other gone Kennedys in heaven, so long Madam Special Olympics!

JEENIFER HUDSON, A MOTHER!

There is a new mother and baby-mama in America! She is a Grammy-winning singer as well as an Oscar winning actress! She was discovered and made by 'American Idol'. Her name is Jennifer Hudson.
Jennifer Hudson, 27, gave birth to a 7 pounds, 14 ounces healthy baby boy. His name, David Daniel Otunga Jr.!
The new arrival is named after the baby-daddy, David Daniel Otunga; who is yet to tie the nuptial nut with Jennifer? Icheoku rejoices with Jennifer and David on their new bundle of joy; and wish little master DDO a happy sojourn on earth. Congratulations Jenny+Dave!

SEXUAL PERVERSION, GOAT DELIVERS A HUMANOID?

When we heard about the South Carolina man who fell in love with his neighbors' horse and was sleeping with it until he got caught; we thought we have heard it all? But no, as out of Nigeria comes a story of a goat that gave birth to a humanoid-goat, a result of a possible liaison with its owner?
Possible? Anything is possible when human-being in their experimentation, unnecessarily and unreasonably messes up with the order of nature. Simple biology explains that when two chromosomes fuses into a cyst, that traits or resemblances of such mating couple are transferred to the resulting offspring? Right? Stories also abound in this world, of herdsmen who relieve themselves in their flocks; especially the nomadic ones who are sometimes so long gone away from their partners, that any available becomes the desirable? Human nature, as when nature calls, it has to be satisfied somehow, somewhat; and in their depraved logic, if it is an animal that is the only immediately available orifice, so be it?
And so it is that on August 6, 2009, in Dakata area of Kano Northern-Nigeria, a nanny-goat gave birth to a baby-goat with some unique human features? According to the report, this particular human-like kid, out of three that were delivered, had what could be termed an 'out of the ordinary, bizarre human-look:- a face, nose, eye cavity and female genitalia similar to humans? True to human reaction, the weird goat was immediately taken to the town's police station to incident it. The owner of the goat, Mallam Aminua of Sauna Village, Dakata-Kano would ordinarily have been a prime suspect in this man's very 'intimate contact' with a beast, were the MANN Act operative in northern Nigeria. Like all such tall-tales, no investigation was carried out further to really determine the aberration, nor were pictures taken of the strange-looking animal; thereby deepening the mystery animal which was reported dead so soon after its delivery?
However, local veterinarian Salisu Atiku and senior livestock superintendent, Abbas Ibrahim helped take away the tail-wind of the story, when they stated that "it will be wrong to link the abnormal goat with a human sexual contact"? Icheoku says, how else could this be possible except for some sexual perversion of an insane goat-herder who was so horny it did not matter where he emptied his load?
The original story was sourced from Leadership Newspaper:- Goat With Human Face Delivered In Kano

Monday, August 10, 2009

NIGER DELTA AMNESTY AND A TRAITOR NAMED BOYLOAF?

Icheoku asks, does this man understand what it was that he allegedly fought for all these years? Does this man, who ordinarily looks like a bandit and a criminal linchpin know exactly the implication of what he just did, by abandoning a cause which all the people of Niger Delta has come to identify with, as their only hope in the despondency of Nigeria? Is this man a patriot of the Niger Delta or an opportunist who was holding out to cash in his notoriety at a future right time? We at Icheoku.com are bamboozled, surprised, perplexed and worried that Boyloaf Ebikabowei Victor Ben has sabotaged the struggle in the Niger Delta; and so has completely and without more, now sealed the fate of the Niger Delta as a defeated and voiceless people!
Like a canary/parrot, he is already singing and calling names; as well as pointing his dirty stump accusatory fingers to some people who he claimed were incohute with the struggle and were tacitly backing the effort clandestinely? Icheoku says, the Hausa-Fulani federal government of Nigeria will maximise the money paid to buy him and turn him into a traitor to the fullest. They will surely exploit intelligence extracted from him to get to the under-belly of whatever remains of the struggle; as well as those "marked enemies of the Nigeria State" still holding out. We warned previously on the divide and conquer tactics of the Hausa-Fulani northern Nigeria, and once again, regrettably though, they have deployed it to a decisive victory over the Niger Delta struggle. We are so livid at the treachery of the bandit named Boyloaf, that none of his explanation makes any acceptable sense; since the release of Henry Okah was not the primary reason founding the struggle to constitute a condition precedent to accepting amnesty? Henry Okah was just a blimp on the radar, an intervening happenstance which added some dimension to the struggle and which now, unfortunately though, appears to be corroding the fabrics of the struggle.
Our fear also, is that the Nigerian security operatives will use intelligence gathered as a result of this treasonable defection to bait the hold-out freedom fighters, and possibly kill them off. Boyloaf, Icheoku asks, why? At least if you were tired of the struggle, you should have quietly disappeared like Tompolo Government Ekpemupolo, instead of foolishly exposing your identity, knowing fully well that you will in no distant time, become history? Just like Mohammed Yusuf of the Boko Haram was summarily dispatched to silence him from implicating certain high and powerful, possibly some people will feel threatened with your diarrhea-mouth and hatch a plan to permanently shut it for you? Remember in Nigeria, anything and everything is possible. It is treachery, it is dangerous for a supposed "general" to crawl on his knees to surrender to his oppressive masters without a fight; and now that you have lost your bargaining powers, no one will take you any serious anymore as your problem have become solved.
The good news however, is that a "Boy and a Loaf" with just 32 other knee-jerk deserters does not constitute the entire Niger Delta struggle; and hopefully logistics will be reconfigured to checkmate and countermand whatever actionable intelligence you may pass to the other side. What amnesty are you accepting when you have not committed a crime or was arrested or tried or convicted? What are you agreeing to be forgiven of? Why did you make it so easy for your oppressors to ensnare you so cheaply? How much was your price that you would forsake your people of the Niger Delta and jump ship too soon, abandoning them to their fate, which cannot improve under the current dispensation and inequities in Nigeria? Honestly speaking, if one were to ask you, what were you able to achieve with all these huffing and puffing of these past years, there is really nothing for you to show for it; - the tension of these years which just went up in flames with this your thoughtless decision to defect. Remember, we are not advocating that you continue with the struggle, assuming that you lost appetite to push on because "others are making money on the back of the struggle"; but at lease you would have gone out in a trail of blaze of glory or just quietly take a walk and disappear never to return and without revealing your identity; that way you would have remained a legend? But now, Boyloaf is a turn-coat of the Niger Delta struggle!
Luckily enough, Boyloaf is not MEND nor does he speak for the group. Hopefully, his position will be effectively filled by a more trustworthy patriotic Niger Deltan, who will continue to push forward the agenda of fairness and justice of and for the people of Niger Delta in relation to their oil? Henry Okah was not the reason for the struggle and it is a misnomer for Boyloaf to try to adumbrate that his MEND "is accepting amnesty following Henry Okah’s release"? Icheoku says, what a complete balderdash and a futile attempt at remaining relevancy in a struggle which he has harmed by his desertion. What about the communities of Gbaramatu kingdom in Delta, Odi in Bayelsa, Elem, Tombia in Rivers that were completely annihilated by the federal army, who will now stand up for them, Boyloaf? It would appear that by this his thoughtless decision, Boyloaf is now cooked, done and out waiting to be devoured by Nigerian hungry hyenas? He has betrayed his people and the other side will hold him off in suspended distrust, as they cannot completely trust a person as scary looking as this angry man from the creeks.
Icheoku says, if Boyloaf and his band of deserters would not fold their hands and see the future of their generations yet unborn crumble before their eyes, or their people hungry and dying, or their infrastructure in a deplorable state, or their communities with no water or light, or oil spillage and gas flaring the order of the day, or their youths unemployed, and their region producing over 90% of Nigeria's national income; then the proper thing to do is to continue the struggle but not to just throw up hands as a surrender monkey? A popular aphorism has it that ''quitters don't win and winners don't quit', so Boyloaf which side of the divide are you on?
Icheoku says, the only reason President Umaru Yar'Adua and his band of northern occupiers are even talking with Niger Delta freedom-fighters is that they have weighed the odds of winning the battle of the creeks, and it is staked up against them! Their only meaningful option to avoid a staggering humiliating defeat is to surreptitiously throw up an amnesty-bait; and unfortunately, so many activists are biting same with some of them, now hooked. Boyloaf Niger Delta cannot win using this present position of weakness as those northern mallams are very obstinate and do not reason. If in doubt, where is Ken Saro-Wiwa who thought reason makes sense? Also where is Adaka Baro? Lately the MIA Niger Delta list has expanded to include Ken Niweigha and the Boma brothers? Reasoning is not a particular forte of northern Nigeria mallams, it never happens with them as their arrogance never allow them to hear the other Nigerians' point of view. Regrettably, Boyloaf and crew will soon find out the hard way, once their debriefing in completed and the crusading North will crush you guys and feed you to the marine animals in the Atlantic waters. Read the hand-writing on the wall!
Finally Icheoku re-affirms that Boyloaf is not a general; that he is just a petty surrender-monkey who is as spineless as he lacks conviction. We thought he was waging a liberation struggle for the people of the Niger Delta; so we ask, what changed so soon now that the struggle was approaching a turning-point that he threw the towel? Niger Delta is still where they were several years ago; the North still has both the Minister of Petroleum and the Managing Director of the NNPC; the JTF is still occupying the territories of the Niger Delta, maiming and killing the people therein; the bombarded Gbaramatu kingdom has not been rebuilt and the list goes on and on? Boyloaf, Icheoku wants to know, what about the people who have already lost their lives following you to fight a cause which they believed was greater than anyone person, including the linguine-spine Boyloaf? Anyway his name says it all – a "boy and a loaf", possibly of bread? Icheoku feels greatly disappointed by the turn of events with the Niger Delta struggle especially the sudden u-turn of some of its freedom-fighters including the Boyloaf 32.
The Hausa-Fulani 'lords of manor' in Nigeria are masterful in infiltrating, dividing and conquering. They have succeeded in destroying the Niger Delta freedom-struggle, using this technique and sure, Boyloaf has a lot of explanation to do on why his group abandoned a people in their greatest hour of need? Unfortunately, in his mad fury, Boyloaf failed to read the sign that says, "victory was very close and knocking on the door"; when he and his band of traitors threw up their hands holding white flags in surrender, and thus sabotaged it? Being the illiterate he is, Boyloaf also failed to understand that the only reason he is still alive today is because of the impermissible creeks, which terrain is not well adaptive to the Nigerian armed forces, trained in desert/dry land warfare, and hence could not easily navigate the creeks to get him. If he is in doubt, he should take a look at Maiduguri and see that no one ever gave any amnesty to Boko Haram's Mohammed Yusuf; they just cornered and shot him dead in cold-blood? We are convinced that a United Niger Delta resistance would have eventually won the battle for the control of the Niger delta oil resources, if only this "boy and a loaf" held out a little longer; and not rashly and cowardly throw out a golden opportunity to enter the history books as one of the liberators who freed Niger Delta from a long continuing repressive and retrogressive occupation by the northern mallams!
According to one commentator's query, if Boyloaf is disarming, does it mean that he has succeeded in emancipating the Niger Delta? Another advised Boyloaf to look around to see that the situation has not changed one bit nor is it any different from what it was from the time preceeding his struggle? Icheoku in signing off, says, whether this fellow, Boyloaf, is a traitor, a saboteur or just a pragmatic personality correctly reading the moment to understand the futility of his adventure or was simply too afraid to suddenly now die in the hands of the northern army, only posterity will judge. But we are emphatic that Boyloaf and crew are a band of deserters who turned their backs on the Niger Delta struggle, when the struggle was approaching its end of the tunnel's destination of light!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

WOODS WINS YET AGAIN!

In the proverbial fashion of another one for the gipper, Golf maestro, Tiger Woods, won another World Golf Championship trophy at Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio. Icheoku says, congratulations Tiger!
With today's victory, Woods became the first player in PGA Tour history to win seven times on the same course; his fifth victory this year and 70th of his PGA Tour career which now puts him three behind Jack Nicklaus and 12 victories away from the world record held by Sam Snead.
Once again, Icheoku says, congratulations and may you continue to add to it! You are golf and golf is you, and there is nothing anyone can do about it or try to change what is. The world of golf is better today because of a Tiger who have mastered it beyond any body's comprehension. Good-luck Tiger!


CURATIVE RAPE, HOMOPHOBIC SOUTH AFRICA RAPES LESBIANS!

Rape in South Africa, especially of lesbians, is at all time high, leading to many observers and pundits alike, including Icheoku.com, asking why?
Unfortunately, this criminal behavior is attributed by the miscreants of South Africa who engage in this brutal and immoral acts, to a wrong and mistaken notion that "it is a cure for lesbianism?" Icheoku says, what a heck and a conclusion reached from a faulty premise? Curative rape, my arse, indeed?
What is then a curative rape, one may ask? According to the anarchists' theory, women who engage or dabble in lesbianism do so because they have never experienced real manhood; hence they must be exposed to it and in that way healed of the demonic urge to go astray, sexually? According to their crazed-out deduction, all it takes is for one good man with the right equipment to cure such girl of her lesbian-malady; and you ask yourself, what warped grey matter is contained within this people's cranial walls?
Eudy Simalane, an openly gay South African footballer was recently raped and murdered by a gang of three South African men; becoming another victim in a statistics of thirty-one lesbian women who have been reported raped and murdered in homophobic attacks in South Africa since 1998. Such is the rampancy of this criminality that statistics has it that up to ten new cases of curative or corrective rapes take place every week in South Africa; which is also notorious as one of the places in the world with the highest rates of other sexual violence.
Available data indicates that about 150 "normal and straight" women are raped each day in South Africa with over 54, 000 rape cases reported in 2006 alone, the last available record? Such is the alarming rate of rape in South Africa that it is believed that one in four South African males have raped a woman somewhere, somehow in their lifetime? In other-words, a quarter of all the male population of South Africa are rapists; what an incredible record? Icheoku says, at this rate and in no distant future, virtually all South African ladies/girls would have had their womanhood violated by these perverts who cannot do good for themselves, talk-less of having respect for sisters, mothers, wives and aunties of South Africa.
Rape has become so institutionalised among South African males that it is often joked about and talked about in a rather cavalier manner; such that there are now leaders of rape-packs in South Africa, called "marhasimani"? A"marhasimani" is described as someone who goes to the club, buys a woman with money contributed by his rape-pack, drugs her or makes her drunk on beers and together, severally rape her. These sexual predators take their turns, going in and out of her until the victim is fully exhausted, sometimes passes out or even dies; as a result of the brutality of a instantaneous violent marathon sexual encounter with so many men? According to one source, members of the rape-gang usually hide under the bed until the first man is finished and has left the room, then they will take turns having sex with the woman, pretending to be the first man? Since their crime-scene dungeon is usually a dark place or room, an inebriated girl hardly notices the change of her sexual partners; thinking in her state of stupor that it is the same guy who paid and picked her up that is still tirelessly humping her?

Dumisani Rebombo, a former rapist gang-banger who works for an NGO, Olive Leaf Foundation, now speaks openly and with great remorse about his crime of rape. He is also waging an anti-rape war and works with men on how to prevent or at least curtail rapes in the South African society. Icheoku asks, what is the use of such pertinent criminal as Mr. Rebombo whose transgression possibly led someone to commit suicide? How does this rapist make amends, atone for his sins and make good his way after so violently violating the sanctity of a woman, some of who never recovers from such psychological trauma of their life? South Africa, Icheoku says to you, this is a real black-eye for you and urge you to rise in insurrection against those rapists in your midst, including the "curative" ones. What an irony of misunderstanding that a crime as vile as a rape could be said to be somewhat curative; possibly only in South Africa!

Saturday, August 8, 2009

SOTOMAYOR SWEARS IN, A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!

In a yet another victory for President Barack Obama, his Supreme Court nominee Justice Sonia Sotomayor was sworn in today, August 8, 2009 as an associate judge of that highest court of the land. Icheoku says, what a moment of triumph come through for this immigrant daughter of Puerto Rican parents?
Her mother Celia Sotomayor is seen in the picture above, holding the bible for her daughter's swearing in, with her brother Juan Luis Sotomayor watching, while Chief Justice John Roberts administers the oath of office. Icheoku says, congratulation Sonia as you now begins judging at the highest judicial pedestal of the land, God's guidance!
Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor, 55, you will recall, is the first judge of Hispanic background and only the third woman in the court's 220-year history. Icheoku says, what a White-boys club it was indeed until these persistent attacks at the marble ceiling began paying off dividends as continued in Justice Sotomayor? Justice Sonia Sotomayor has been a federal judge for 17 years before her nomination to the Supreme court last May to take the place of retiring Justice David Souter. She was subsequently confirmed for the position by the Senate last Thursday, August 6, 2009 by a 68-31 votes.
Icheoku says, lets hope that Justice Sonia Sotomayor, as pledged, will "do equal right to the poor and to the rich."

IMELDA MARCOS, PHILIPPINES SHOE LADY, LOOKING GORGEOUS AT 83!

She recently celebrated her 83 years of earthly sojourn; the lady whose love for her feet led her to the ends of the earth to acquire all manner of supple leather coverings for them. At one point and the last count, she had about 3000 pairs of shoes, costing so many cows, lizards, alligators, ostrich and snakes their lives? She was Philippines First Lady during the hey days of her dictator-husband, Ferdinand Marcos' rule of Iron? She if former Philippines first lady, Imelda Marcos!
But we are here not to chastise her for what she represented then, but to wish her a happy birthday! Admitted this birthday greetings appears somewhat belated, but please Imelda, accept it for what it is, - a good-old birthday wish! We also pray that almighty God protect you to celebrate many more happy returns.
Icheoku says, you are still looking as elegant, sophisticated, urbane, beautiful and radiant as ever; and 25 years after being forced out of office with your husband in 1986 by the People Power movement of late Corazino Aquino. Icheoku says further, if Imelda Marcos is a mirror of what being 80-plus looks like, then we change our mind, we no longer want to die earlier and will now make another wish to live past 90? Once again, congratulation former First Lady for this milestone.

Friday, August 7, 2009

WILLIAM JEFFERSON, HEADS TO THE SLAMMER!

Former Louisiana congressman and the man who put the term cold-cash into practice, literally speaking, is finally headed to prison. William Jefferson, 62, who represented Louisiana New Orleans 2nd District for more than 18 years, was convicted on 11 of 16 counts charge, including bribery, racketeering and money laundering; in a case in which federal agents found $90,000 cash stuffed in his freezer. He was accused of accepting more than $400,000 in bribes and seeking millions more in exchange for brokering business deals in Africa.
Jefferson who has been under investigation since March 2005, had his Washington home searched by FBI agents in August 2005; wherein they found, wrapped in foils and hidden in boxes of frozen pie crust in his freezer, a stash of cash totalling $90,000! A case of cold cash brought to live, one may say? Icheoku says, for freezing out Benjamins, a 17th count of "intentionally causing hypothermia to Benji" should have been added to his charges? It is heartless to keep Benjamins in sub-zero temperature and for that long; as a Benjamin is happier when crisp, minty, and spendable but not stashed in a cold freezer! William Jefferson will be sentenced on October 30, 2009 and could spend whatever is left of his natural life, caged in prison.
According to one observer, "no person, not even a congressman, is above the law;" to which Icheoku says, except that person is such a congressman in a place like Nigeria. A country where certain people are beyond reproach and above the law; including the alleged partner-in-crime of William Jefferson's bribery, former Nigeria's Vice President Abubakar Atiku?
If William Jefferson were to be a Nigerian in high office, he would have been celebrated by some for getting his share of the national cake, and scolded by others for not taking enough and for so little? If in doubt, recall Halliburton's $180 million dollars bribery to Nigerian government officials as well as the SIEMENS $12 million dollars bribery to a few individuals including Senator Jubril Aminu, chairman Nigeria Senate Foreign Relations committee?
To William Jefferson, Icheoku says, you are a disgrace to your family, constituency, State of Louisiana, the politicial class and the United States Congress! Have a nice stay at the big house.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMADINEJADI, TIME FOR THE WORLD TO MOVE ON!

In November 2000 the world waited for the United States of America to implode over an election which many considered was rigged in Florida in favor of President George Walker Bush? But as soon as January 20, 2001 came and GW was inaugurated, American people accepted him as president and advised the world accordingly; and the rest became history.
In the same token of fate, Icheoku says, the world should now officially recognised President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as the "legitimate" president of the Islamic Republic of Iranian and put the contested June 12, 2009 election behind them. The people of Iran went to the polls, there was an election result, which the duly constituted authorities in Tehran recognised, there was a waiting period during which time their own version of election challenges were conducted, then their supreme leader affirmed the mandate, culminating to the swearing in of today? So, what is the world waiting for to recognise a president of Iran, chosen by Iranians for Iranians? It does not have to be all Iranians, since democracy does not require a 100% win but a majority win, and someone was so declared a winner; even if not within all reasonable projections! So what the heck if the opposition cried out foul?
As to who rules Iran is the prerogative of the Iranian people; a purely internal affairs of theirs and nothing more? We and the rest of the world can only nudge them towards a more transparent elections but not dictate to them what happens in their polity. We have tried as much as is permissible in international relations and as we can possibly try, so anybody expecting a contrary outcome is simply delusional and not realistic of the peculiarity of the Iranian republic. The world should now join the Iranian people in accepting what fate has bestowed on them, and pray that it will not be another four years of acerbic rhetoric! Luckily, there is an apparently working 'transfer of power', a sort of an Islamic brand of democracy, in Iran; so within the next four years, Mahmoud will become another ex-president and a new page can be turned by the Iranians if they so chose. But in fairness to Iranians, at least they transfer powers periodically, unlike some of the other Islamic enclaves in that nook of the world with life presidents and family hereditary ruler-ships? And just like the 2000 Bush election debacle and everything about Bush presidency is now over and the world did not fall apart; very soon within the next four years, Mahmoud's presidency will also become history. Four more years of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling shots, as allowed him by their Supreme leader, in Tehran will not kill anyone, so let him be recognised as the president of Iran!
President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was sworn in for a second term as president of the Islamic Republic of Iran on August 5, 2009. The presidential oath-taking ceremony in the parliament capped a process which started two months ago with their June 12, 2009 "elections". Icheoku hereby wish him well and urge the Iranian people to sheath their sword of protest to avoid further 'Neda Soltanis of Iran' from unnecessarily spilling their blood in the streets of Tehran protesting some die-hards who will never bulge. The people of Iran have outlived several presidents in the past including kings and will certainly outlive the present; thereafter they can always chose whomever they prefer to lead them. The Iranians should heed their president's advise and put aside their differences and "join hands" with him to approach a world waiting for their decision on their nuclear ambition as well as other burning issues affecting the middle east. They should start cooperating more with the rest of world as reasonable partners of peace; and cease and desist from ratcheting up the decibels unnecessarily. Further, they should seize the moment and take up President Barack Obama on his offer for meaningful dialogue towards normalising relationship between Tehran and Washington and the rest of the world. Just like the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton rightly surmised, "we take the reality that the person who was inaugurated today will be considered the president", Icheoku says, Madam Secretary was right on the money and playing the ostrich will not change what is done as the Islamic Republic of Iran has a president for the next four years named Ahmadinejad!
Finally, Icheoku says, it is time for everyone involved to move on, as the Iranian people have chosen their president and he has been sworn in. President Ahmadinejad is the president of Iran for the next four years, except he is impeached, removed, resigned, incapacitated or other causes makes him unavailable to continue to function as one. Any contrary view is foolhardy and a life in an euphoric eldorado of wishful thinking, where make-beliefs strangely turn into reality in the recesses of the deranged thinker's mind. Who wants to be in that cubicle of thought, definitely not Icheoku! Lastly, lest we forget, as between Mahmoud Ahmadinejadi and his prime challenger Mir Hossein Mousavi there is no real difference; their only difference is the nomenclature of six and half a dozen! Moussavi was one of the leaders of the 1979 Iranian Isalmic revolution wherein-after he emerged president when Mahmoud was still a fledgling student. So assuming both men are placed on a pedestal to be judged as evil, Icheoku asks, which of them will be the greater evil, but the evil father himself, Mousavi? So whether Mahmoud or Moussavi does not make any difference, not then and not now; so the world must move on and recognise an Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who Iranians have chosen and sworn in as their president for the next four years, period!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

PAULA ABDUL, LOSES THE CAT FIGHT IN AMERICAN IDOL?

Any one who did not see it coming was either not paying enough attention or is not versed in the ways of women, - they just don't get along!
As soon as a second female, Kara DioGuardi was incorporated as the fourth judge in American Idol, Icheoku predicted that the days of the show is probably numbered? Better still, that the quest for attention between these two women will tear the show apart; and that they are even likely to engage in a public cat-fight on national television? However the tension did not boil over on the grand scale predicted; as the face-off is now over with a vanquished Paula Abdul gone! In the battle of 'American Idol' female judges, Paula Abdul has lost out!
Our tearful Paula Abdul whose penchants for theatrics and random tearful outbursts has led many to insinuate that she is perpetually under the influence? The petite lady can no longer take it or continue to stomach sharing the American Idol's limelight with a rival female. The attention hitherto exclusively enjoyed by the diva herself, as the America Idol female judge, sandwiched between two men of substance and watched by millions all over the world is not for sharing with anyone, including DioGuardi? So her gauntlet was either she goes or I go, and the honchos at Fox Network called her bluff and the rest is now history!
Paula Abdul is first of all a woman and women wants it all for themselves and only for themselves! This is the underlying reason there are usually cat fights and families tear apart as soon as a woman steps therein either as a wife or a girl-friend to any one of the boys of the house. It is in their nature and nobody can do anything about it but just learn to deal with it. So next year, when you tune to your popular American Idol, you will be watching a panel of judges without the tearful and sometimes rambling Paula Abdul, judging the musical stars wanna-be's! Shall we we miss her, you bet as her incoherent all over the map assessment of the contestants adds some theatre to the whole American Idol experience. Will DioGuardi be loathed, probably, as she will be seen as the woman who forced Paula Abdul off the show and Paula's fans including Icheoku will take a very very long time taking to her or an American Idol without the Paula Abdul flavor.
We think that Fox made a huge mistake by letting Paula go for an unknown quantum DioGuardi whose contribution to the show is yet to be seen and has so far, defied every attempt at grasping. Will Simon Cowell stay on or equally throw the towel in support of Paula? What about the fans' doug, Randy Jackson? Icheoku says American Idol is Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson plus the wanna-bes and not a million DioGuardis will adequately fill the gap or supply the now missing link of our dear Paula. We may no longer be watching, as American Idol will not be the same without the ever hallucinatory Paula Abdul, to talk about the day after the epochal Tuesdays.
According to a release, Fox Television said "American Idol judge Paula Abdul has decided to quit the hit talent show"? Icheoku asks was she pushed or did she jump on her own because of DioGuardi? Icheoku believes that she was forced as her twitter message suggests when she twittered that it is "with sadness in my heart," that I decided not to return to the show"? Who leaves a show with such rating with sadness if voluntarily? Further, not only will Fox be 'saddened' by their decision to let Paula go, but their bottom line will be affected as many fans will tune off by reason of this fatal mistake. What happens when fans tune off, advertisers will pull their money and the unravelling goes from there.

We love Paula and seeing her go because of DioGuardia breaks our heart. So please Fox, fire a thousand DioGuardi and bring our Paula back as she makes Simon Cowell human and brings out the man in Randy; but as for DioGuardi, except for her stripping on stage to flaunt her very smoking hot body, she has not bonded with the other judges nor the watching audience. Please, please, Fox Network, Icheoku says, please bring Paula Abdul back, as American Idol cannot be the same without her ever shimmering face; and she helped the show run a terrific eight seasons!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

NORTH KOREA, DIPLOMACY STILL WORKS!

As former President Bill Clinton secures the release of the two jailed United States journalists from North Korea, Icheoku says, diplomacy still works; and it does not matter if it was a quiet or robust diplomacy.
The release of the two women shows that the North Korean leader is not as mean as he is being portrayed; he was courteous enough to keep his promise to release the duo to President Bill Clinton. Also it would appear that he is not as lean as we were made to believe as he appeared healthy enough judging from his looks and gait? Ordinarily, nothing stops Kim Jong II from reneging on the promise, but at least, he kept it and Bill Clinton came out of Pyongyang a few inches taller in the international diplomatic circle. May be the Obama administration should consider using him further in places like Iran, Cuba, North Korea as well as in other hot-button nooks and crannies of this world. One thing about Bill is that he is loved and lovable; and still commands the respect of many world leaders including, as shown, dictator Kim Jong II of North Korea.

Icheoku congratulates President Bill Clinton for bringing these two ladies back to their families after these four months of uncertainties. Two women who were arrested near the North Korean-Chinese border in March 2009 while on a reporting trip for Current TV and sentenced to 12 years hard labor for entering the country illegally and engaging in "hostile acts"?
Icheoku says what constitutes "hostile acts" for a reclusive, paranoid schizophrenic regime could be anything as harmless as training a camera lens on their Tumen river? But that is now history as we pause to celebrate the release of these two journalists. We acknowledge also North Korean leader Kim Jong II for his magnanimity in keeping his promise regarding the release and hand over of these two women. To the two journalists, Euna Lee and Laura Ling, Icheoku says, please be very careful the next time you embark on your journalistic adventure to unfriendly countries; now please welcome home! What a ride, but luckily enough, you did not become a pawn of international diplomacy!

PDP ON A COURSE, ONCE TRAVELLED BY NPN IN 1983!

It is omnious! It bodes of evil! It is the precursor to the ultimate destruction of democracy in Nigeria, as we know it! The desperate quest of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) to turn Nigeria into a one party state and rule over Nigeria for uninterrupted 60 years, that is!
It is greed and selfishness that is propelling Nigeria's so called largest political party, the PDP, into a course once travelled by the NPN, which will eventually lead to another military intervention in Nigeria politics? Why is a party, which prides itself as the largest political party out of Africa trying so desperately hard to poach other party chieftains and permanently stiffle whatever remains of the opposition in Nigeria? Why is the PDP pushing other political parties or what remains of them to the wall, fully aware that once backed to the wall, their only recourse will be a violent frontal charge to escape such aggression? Who wants to see this, definitely not Icheoku but unfortunately, Nigerians are bereft of people with historical perspective as majority of them are constituted of very short memory.
NPN was doing ok as a political party in Nigeria until President Shehu Shagari bought into an idea sold by Adisa Akinyole and Umaru Dikko to muscle the other political parties out of their traditional domains. Obafemi Awolowo was muscled out of Oyo State, Bendel State and almost Ondo State but for the peoples resentment which boiled over and the resulting mayhem forced NPN's Omoboriowo to flee for his dear life? Nnamdi Azikwe was uprooted from his Anambra State base and Imo State was to follow but for Dee Sam Onunaka Mbakwe who refused to yield Imo State to the hard-charging NPN political machine fronting Colins Obi? What followed was loud rumblings, restiveness and unparalled agitations protesting the vagrant rape of democracy by the NPN, which continued until Mohammed Buhari led juntas seized the moment of discord and struck, and the rest became history. Even some school of thought had it that the losing polititcians conspired with the military to bring about the forced exit of the NPN. But the greatest problem of humanity, especially the Nigerian species is their averse to history; and so it is that the PDP is fast-tracking Nigeria's democracy once again to its eventual doom?
From 1983 to 1999 the miltary held fortress before they were cajoled into reliquishing power once again to the civilians. One would expect that the civilians have learnt their lessons, but no; as what led to the demise of democracy in 1983 is once again creeping back into Nigerian politics. As usual, the culprit is the party in power, the PDP. So as it was in 1983, the signs do not look good again in 2009 with the PDP arm-stronging AC, PPA APGA, ANPP and other parties just to swallow them up just because they can, being the big fish in the Nigerian political water? Should the PDP succeed, some defeated politicians who feel they were unfairly muscled out of their primary domains, will inevitably do what politicians do best when cornered, - conspire with some military boys who will shoot their way to power and in turn make these disgruntled politicians their ministers and envoys.
Is it to late in the day to reverse course, Icheoku says no; but the PDP must cooperate with Nigerians to ensure that democracy is sustained and not truncated in Nigeria. They must allow some existing room for other political parties to court the Nigerian electorates. The PDP must realise that other political parties are equally desirous of having some area of influence within the Nigeria political terrain and deserves to be allowed their own territorial sphere of influence. But should the PDP continue on its present trajectory, attempting to usurp every political position in Nigeria, it might be forced to contend with a situation in the nearest future where there will be no state or territory for them to mount their umbrella-themed flag on, as the Nigeria state would once again plunge into a military dictatorship. It has happened before, so nothing stops it from once again happening except the PDP veers off the course they are presently travelling on. The PDP needs a change of heart to remember that politics is all about give and take; you win some and you lose some! But for a political party to willy-nilly want to force itself on the entire Nigeria political realty, especially in some territories where such party cannot in truism, be an acceptable option, is a bad joke which resulting nightmare might be too surreal for anyone to contemplate.
Ironically in 2009, everything is falling in place in Nigeria PDP controlled political theater as it did in 1983 NPN controlled Nigeria:- Shehu Shagari is from north western Nigeria and same goes for Umaru Yar'Adua? Both men appear seemingly decent but surrounded by very horrible human-beings as advisers and political honchos? Both men admittedly never wanted the presidency but were coincidentally imposed on Nigeria by the same Olusegun Obasanjo? In 1982, Shehu Shagari abandoned a national asset, NET building on fire and travelled to India on a state visit. In 2009 Umaru Yar'Adua have just completed his own version of abandonement when he left Nigeria on fire and embarked on a tour to Brazil while Islamist Boko Haram was wrecking havoc on northen Nigeria. Whether such visit rightly qualifies as an abandonment at time of crisis is for the greater Nigerians to decide; but Icheoku recalls that the Chinese Prime Minister had to break off from a G8 summit in Italy to fly back to Bejing during the last crisis in eastern Chinese province of Xingjua! Also Shagari and Yar'Adua vice presidents are both professional men, who look too gentile for politics and you wonder how they got along?
This piece has become imperative in view of recent development in the Nigeria political firmanent; and in support of former senate president Ken Nnamani's take on the latest poaching by the PDP of Imo State former PPA governor, Ikedi Ohakim. According to this highly respected Nigerian statesman, the recent poaching of Ikedi Ohakim by the PDP does not bode well for the growth of democracy in Nigeria! Icheoku concurs and says, Ken Nnamani is right as a stifled opposition is a conspiratory anti-democracy power-house! Such asyphyxation of opponents is a really bad omen for democracy which every democrat must speak up against. In his own very salient voice, Ken Nnamani continued, "when the defection in Zamfara State happened I warned the PDP Board of Trustees (BOT) on the danger, and I told them to put me on record as a lone voice that did not support it. Competition makes for efficiency in a democracy. What is happening is a bad omen. It is not an Ohakim issue. It is bad for our democracy." Icheoku adds, regretably in Nigeria, voices of reason are usually very few as majority of Nigerians follow the pie and would rather they did not upset the apple-cart by maintaining defeaning silence in the face of any given tyranny. But not our Ken Nnamani, whose penchant for speaking up and speaking out truthfully has become very remarkable and stands him out as a lone voice in the wilderness of Nigeria, who cannot be compromised!
However, the worst of criticism should go to those carpet-crossers who will sell their birth-rights for pots of porridge. It is unfortunate, it is a betrayal of trust and lack of principle for these people to abandon the party on which platform they came to office. According to one observer, the poaching "portends gloom for our democratic development because one would expect that partisan politics and politicking are based on ideology and integrity. What appears to me to be the most dangerous scenario is that the Constitution is flouted." Icheoku asks, but does Nigerian politics run on any known ideology except for sectional and tribal sentiments which bring like-minded greedy individuals together to pillage the country? Moreso none of these Nigerian politician have any integrity whatsoever, and could care less for their names being soiled!
But should Imo State's Ikedi Ohakim, Bauchi State's Isa Yuguda and Zamfara State's Mahmud Shinkafi now be forced to yield their offices based on the Supreme court decision in the case of Governor Rotimi Amechi of Rivers State, which affirmed that "mandate is that of the party and not just the person presented by the party." You tell me! But we surmise that a party which parades the president and vice president, with over 76% majority in the national assembly and controls at least 24 states out of 36 in the country and still craves and covets for the remnants is displaying obtrusive abuse of power; the height of crass greed and nothing short of "I shall have it all to myself" mentality which is repugnant to democracy. Therefore Icheoku calls on the Peoples Democratic Party to retrace its current steps and permit other parties to exist in the interest of building a lasting democracy in Nigeria. Nigerians should have options and this is what democracy seeks to have in place, unlike a military regime which is an autocracy, a sole authority in the land. PDP, Icheoku says, enough of your strangulating of the opposition!