Tuesday, August 11, 2009
JEENIFER HUDSON, A MOTHER!
There is a new mother and baby-mama in America! She is a Grammy-winning singer as well as an Oscar winning actress! She was discovered and made by 'American Idol'. Her name is Jennifer Hudson. Jennifer Hudson, 27, gave birth to a 7 pounds, 14 ounces healthy baby boy. His name, David Daniel Otunga Jr.! The new arrival is named after the baby-daddy, David Daniel Otunga; who is yet to tie the nuptial nut with Jennifer? Icheoku rejoices with Jennifer and David on their new bundle of joy; and wish little master DDO a happy sojourn on earth. Congratulations Jenny+Dave!
SEXUAL PERVERSION, GOAT DELIVERS A HUMANOID?

The original story was sourced from Leadership Newspaper:- Goat With Human Face Delivered In Kano
Monday, August 10, 2009
NIGER DELTA AMNESTY AND A TRAITOR NAMED BOYLOAF?

Our fear also, is that the Nigerian security operatives will use intelligence gathered as a result of this treasonable defection to bait the hold-out freedom fighters, and possibly kill them off. Boyloaf, Icheoku asks, why? At least if you were tired of the struggle, you should have quietly disappeared like Tompolo Government Ekpemupolo, instead of foolishly exposing your identity, knowing fully well that you will in no distant time, become history? Just like Mohammed Yusuf of the Boko Haram was summarily dispatched to silence him from implicating certain high and powerful, possibly some people will feel threatened with your diarrhea-mouth and hatch a plan to permanently shut it for you? Remember in Nigeria, anything and everything is possible. It is treachery, it is dangerous for a supposed "general" to crawl on his knees to surrender to his oppressive masters without a fight; and now that you have lost your bargaining powers, no one will take you any serious anymore as your problem have become solved.
The good news however, is that a "Boy and a Loaf" with just 32 other knee-jerk deserters does not constitute the entire Niger Delta struggle; and hopefully logistics will be reconfigured to checkmate and countermand whatever actionable intelligence you may pass to the other side. What amnesty are you accepting when you have not committed a crime or was arrested or tried or convicted? What are you agreeing to be forgiven of? Why did you make it so easy for your oppressors to ensnare you so cheaply? How much was your price that you would forsake your people of the Niger Delta and jump ship too soon, abandoning them to their fate, which cannot improve under the current dispensation and inequities in Nigeria? Honestly speaking, if one were to ask you, what were you able to achieve with all these huffing and puffing of these past years, there is really nothing for you to show for it; - the tension of these years which just went up in flames with this your thoughtless decision to defect. Remember, we are not advocating that you continue with the struggle, assuming that you lost appetite to push on because "others are making money on the back of the struggle"; but at lease you would have gone out in a trail of blaze of glory or just quietly take a walk and disappear never to return and without revealing your identity; that way you would have remained a legend? But now, Boyloaf is a turn-coat of the Niger Delta struggle!

Luckily enough, Boyloaf is not MEND nor does he speak for the group. Hopefully, his position will be effectively filled by a more trustworthy patriotic Niger Deltan, who will continue to push forward the agenda of fairness and justice of and for the people of Niger Delta in relation to their oil? Henry Okah was not the reason for the struggle and it is a misnomer for Boyloaf to try to adumbrate that his MEND "is accepting amnesty following Henry Okah’s release"? Icheoku says, what a complete balderdash and a futile attempt at remaining relevancy in a struggle which he has harmed by his desertion. What about the communities of Gbaramatu kingdom in Delta, Odi in Bayelsa, Elem, Tombia in Rivers that were completely annihilated by the federal army, who will now stand up for them, Boyloaf? It would appear that by this his thoughtless decision, Boyloaf is now cooked, done and out waiting to be devoured by Nigerian hungry hyenas? He has betrayed his people and the other side will hold him off in suspended distrust, as they cannot completely trust a person as scary looking as this angry man from the creeks.

Icheoku says, the only reason President Umaru Yar'Adua and his band of northern occupiers are even talking with Niger Delta freedom-fighters is that they have weighed the odds of winning the battle of the creeks, and it is staked up against them! Their only meaningful option to avoid a staggering humiliating defeat is to surreptitiously throw up an amnesty-bait; and unfortunately, so many activists are biting same with some of them, now hooked. Boyloaf Niger Delta cannot win using this present position of weakness as those northern mallams are very obstinate and do not reason. If in doubt, where is Ken Saro-Wiwa who thought reason makes sense? Also where is Adaka Baro? Lately the MIA Niger Delta list has expanded to include Ken Niweigha and the Boma brothers? Reasoning is not a particular forte of northern Nigeria mallams, it never happens with them as their arrogance never allow them to hear the other Nigerians' point of view. Regrettably, Boyloaf and crew will soon find out the hard way, once their debriefing in completed and the crusading North will crush you guys and feed you to the marine animals in the Atlantic waters. Read the hand-writing on the wall!

According to one commentator's query, if Boyloaf is disarming, does it mean that he has succeeded in emancipating the Niger Delta? Another advised Boyloaf to look around to see that the situation has not changed one bit nor is it any different from what it was from the time preceeding his struggle? Icheoku in signing off, says, whether this fellow, Boyloaf, is a traitor, a saboteur or just a pragmatic personality correctly reading the moment to understand the futility of his adventure or was simply too afraid to suddenly now die in the hands of the northern army, only posterity will judge. But we are emphatic that Boyloaf and crew are a band of deserters who turned their backs on the Niger Delta struggle, when the struggle was approaching its end of the tunnel's destination of light!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
WOODS WINS YET AGAIN!

CURATIVE RAPE, HOMOPHOBIC SOUTH AFRICA RAPES LESBIANS!

Unfortunately, this criminal behavior is attributed by the miscreants of South Africa who engage in this brutal and immoral acts, to a wrong and mistaken notion that "it is a cure for lesbianism?" Icheoku says, what a heck and a conclusion reached from a faulty premise? Curative rape, my arse, indeed?
What is then a curative rape, one may ask? According to the anarchists' theory, women who engage or dabble in lesbianism do so because they have never experienced real manhood; hence they must be exposed to it and in that way healed of the demonic urge to go astray, sexually? According to their crazed-out deduction, all it takes is for one good man with the right equipment to cure such girl of her lesbian-malady; and you ask yourself, what warped grey matter is contained within this people's cranial walls?

Available data indicates that about 150 "normal and straight" women are raped each day in South Africa with over 54, 000 rape cases reported in 2006 alone, the last available record? Such is the alarming rate of rape in South Africa that it is believed that one in four South African males have raped a woman somewhere, somehow in their lifetime? In other-words, a quarter of all the male population of South Africa are rapists; what an incredible record? Icheoku says, at this rate and in no distant future, virtually all South African ladies/girls would have had their womanhood violated by these perverts who cannot do good for themselves, talk-less of having respect for sisters, mothers, wives and aunties of South Africa.
Rape has become so institutionalised among South African males that it is often joked about and talked about in a rather cavalier manner; such that there are now leaders of rape-packs in South Africa, called "marhasimani"? A"marhasimani" is described as someone who goes to the club, buys a woman with money contributed by his rape-pack, drugs her or makes her drunk on beers and together, severally rape her. These sexual predators take their turns, going in and out of her until the victim is fully exhausted, sometimes passes out or even dies; as a result of the brutality of a instantaneous violent marathon sexual encounter with so many men? According to one source, members of the rape-gang usually hide under the bed until the first man is finished and has left the room, then they will take turns having sex with the woman, pretending to be the first man? Since their crime-scene dungeon is usually a dark place or room, an inebriated girl hardly notices the change of her sexual partners; thinking in her state of stupor that it is the same guy who paid and picked her up that is still tirelessly humping her?
Dumisani Rebombo, a former rapist gang-banger who works for an NGO, Olive Leaf Foundation, now speaks openly and with great remorse about his crime of rape. He is also waging an anti-rape war and works with men on how to prevent or at least curtail rapes in the South African society. Icheoku asks, what is the use of such pertinent criminal as Mr. Rebombo whose transgression possibly led someone to commit suicide? How does this rapist make amends, atone for his sins and make good his way after so violently violating the sanctity of a woman, some of who never recovers from such psychological trauma of their life? South Africa, Icheoku says to you, this is a real black-eye for you and urge you to rise in insurrection against those rapists in your midst, including the "curative" ones. What an irony of misunderstanding that a crime as vile as a rape could be said to be somewhat curative; possibly only in South Africa!


Saturday, August 8, 2009
SOTOMAYOR SWEARS IN, A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE!

IMELDA MARCOS, PHILIPPINES SHOE LADY, LOOKING GORGEOUS AT 83!

Friday, August 7, 2009
WILLIAM JEFFERSON, HEADS TO THE SLAMMER!

Jefferson who has been under investigation since March 2005, had his Washington home searched by FBI agents in August 2005; wherein they found, wrapped in foils and hidden in boxes of frozen pie crust in his freezer, a stash of cash totalling $90,000! A case of cold cash brought to live, one may say? Icheoku says, for freezing out Benjamins, a 17th count of "intentionally causing hypothermia to Benji" should have been added to his charges? It is heartless to keep Benjamins in sub-zero temperature and for that long; as a Benjamin is happier when crisp, minty, and spendable but not stashed in a cold freezer! William Jefferson will be sentenced on October 30, 2009 and could spend whatever is left of his natural life, caged in prison.
According to one observer, "no person, not even a congressman, is above the law;" to which Icheoku says, except that person is such a congressman in a place like Nigeria. A country where certain people are beyond reproach and above the law; including the alleged partner-in-crime of William Jefferson's bribery, former Nigeria's Vice President Abubakar Atiku? If William Jefferson were to be a Nigerian in high office, he would have been celebrated by some for getting his share of the national cake, and scolded by others for not taking enough and for so little? If in doubt, recall Halliburton's $180 million dollars bribery to Nigerian government officials as well as the SIEMENS $12 million dollars bribery to a few individuals including Senator Jubril Aminu, chairman Nigeria Senate Foreign Relations committee? To William Jefferson, Icheoku says, you are a disgrace to your family, constituency, State of Louisiana, the politicial class and the United States Congress! Have a nice stay at the big house.

Thursday, August 6, 2009
PRESIDENT MAHMOUD AHMADINEJADI, TIME FOR THE WORLD TO MOVE ON!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was sworn in for a second term as president of the Islamic Republic of Iran on August 5, 2009. The presidential oath-taking ceremony in the parliament capped a process which started two months ago with their June 12, 2009 "elections". Icheoku hereby wish him well and urge the Iranian people to sheath their sword of protest to avoid further 'Neda Soltanis of Iran' from unnecessarily spilling their blood in the streets of Tehran protesting some die-hards who will never bulge. The people of Iran have outlived several presidents in the past including kings and will certainly outlive the present; thereafter they can always chose whomever they prefer to lead them. The Iranians should heed their president's advise and put aside their differences and "join hands" with him to approach a world waiting for their decision on their nuclear ambition as well as other burning issues affecting the middle east. They should start cooperating more with the rest of world as reasonable partners of peace; and cease and desist from ratcheting up the decibels unnecessarily. Further, they should seize the moment and take up President Barack Obama on his offer for meaningful dialogue towards normalising relationship between Tehran and Washington and the rest of the world. Just like the Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton rightly surmised, "we take the reality that the person who was inaugurated today will be considered the president", Icheoku says, Madam Secretary was right on the money and playing the ostrich will not change what is done as the Islamic Republic of Iran has a president for the next four years named Ahmadinejad!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
PAULA ABDUL, LOSES THE CAT FIGHT IN AMERICAN IDOL?
Any one who did not see it coming was either not paying enough attention or is not versed in the ways of women, - they just don't get along! As soon as a second female, Kara DioGuardi was incorporated as the fourth judge in American Idol, Icheoku predicted that the days of the show is probably numbered? Better still, that the quest for attention between these two women will tear the show apart; and that they are even likely to engage in a public cat-fight on national television? However the tension did not boil over on the grand scale predicted; as the face-off is now over with a vanquished Paula Abdul gone! In the battle of 'American Idol' female judges, Paula Abdul has lost out! Our tearful Paula Abdul whose penchants for theatrics and random tearful outbursts has led many to insinuate that she is perpetually under the influence? The petite lady can no longer take it or continue to stomach sharing the American Idol's limelight with a rival female. The attention hitherto exclusively enjoyed by the diva herself, as the America Idol female judge, sandwiched between two men of substance and watched by millions all over the world is not for sharing with anyone, including DioGuardi? So her gauntlet was either she goes or I go, and the honchos at Fox Network called her bluff and the rest is now history! Paula Abdul is first of all a woman and women wants it all for themselves and only for themselves! This is the underlying reason there are usually cat fights and families tear apart as soon as a woman steps therein either as a wife or a girl-friend to any one of the boys of the house. It is in their nature and nobody can do anything about it but just learn to deal with it. So next year, when you tune to your popular American Idol, you will be watching a panel of judges without the tearful and sometimes rambling Paula Abdul, judging the musical stars wanna-be's! Shall we we miss her, you bet as her incoherent all over the map assessment of the contestants adds some theatre to the whole American Idol experience. Will DioGuardi be loathed, probably, as she will be seen as the woman who forced Paula Abdul off the show and Paula's fans including Icheoku will take a very very long time taking to her or an American Idol without the Paula Abdul flavor. We think that Fox made a huge mistake by letting Paula go for an unknown quantum DioGuardi whose contribution to the show is yet to be seen and has so far, defied every attempt at grasping. Will Simon Cowell stay on or equally throw the towel in support of Paula? What about the fans' doug, Randy Jackson? Icheoku says American Idol is Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson plus the wanna-bes and not a million DioGuardis will adequately fill the gap or supply the now missing link of our dear Paula. We may no longer be watching, as American Idol will not be the same without the ever hallucinatory Paula Abdul, to talk about the day after the epochal Tuesdays. According to a release, Fox Television said "American Idol judge Paula Abdul has decided to quit the hit talent show"? Icheoku asks was she pushed or did she jump on her own because of DioGuardi? Icheoku believes that she was forced as her twitter message suggests when she twittered that it is "with sadness in my heart," that I decided not to return to the show"? Who leaves a show with such rating with sadness if voluntarily? Further, not only will Fox be 'saddened' by their decision to let Paula go, but their bottom line will be affected as many fans will tune off by reason of this fatal mistake. What happens when fans tune off, advertisers will pull their money and the unravelling goes from there.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009
NORTH KOREA, DIPLOMACY STILL WORKS!
As former President Bill Clinton secures the release of the two jailed United States journalists from North Korea, Icheoku says, diplomacy still works; and it does not matter if it was a quiet or robust diplomacy. The release of the two women shows that the North Korean leader is not as mean as he is being portrayed; he was courteous enough to keep his promise to release the duo to President Bill Clinton. Also it would appear that he is not as lean as we were made to believe as he appeared healthy enough judging from his looks and gait? Ordinarily, nothing stops Kim Jong II from reneging on the promise, but at least, he kept it and Bill Clinton came out of Pyongyang a few inches taller in the international diplomatic circle. May be the Obama administration should consider using him further in places like Iran, Cuba, North Korea as well as in other hot-button nooks and crannies of this world. One thing about Bill is that he is loved and lovable; and still commands the respect of many world leaders including, as shown, dictator Kim Jong II of North Korea.

PDP ON A COURSE, ONCE TRAVELLED BY NPN IN 1983!


Is it to late in the day to reverse course, Icheoku says no; but the PDP must cooperate with Nigerians to ensure that democracy is sustained and not truncated in Nigeria. They must allow some existing room for other political parties to court the Nigerian electorates. The PDP must realise that other political parties are equally desirous of having some area of influence within the Nigeria political terrain and deserves to be allowed their own territorial sphere of influence. But should the PDP continue on its present trajectory, attempting to usurp every political position in Nigeria, it might be forced to contend with a situation in the nearest future where there will be no state or territory for them to mount their umbrella-themed flag on, as the Nigeria state would once again plunge into a military dictatorship. It has happened before, so nothing stops it from once again happening except the PDP veers off the course they are presently travelling on. The PDP needs a change of heart to remember that politics is all about give and take; you win some and you lose some! But for a political party to willy-nilly want to force itself on the entire Nigeria political realty, especially in some territories where such party cannot in truism, be an acceptable option, is a bad joke which resulting nightmare might be too surreal for anyone to contemplate. Ironically in 2009, everything is falling in place in Nigeria PDP controlled political theater as it did in 1983 NPN controlled Nigeria:- Shehu Shagari is from north western Nigeria and same goes for Umaru Yar'Adua? Both men appear seemingly decent but surrounded by very horrible human-beings as advisers and political honchos? Both men admittedly never wanted the presidency but were coincidentally imposed on Nigeria by the same Olusegun Obasanjo? In 1982, Shehu Shagari abandoned a national asset, NET building on fire and travelled to India on a state visit. In 2009 Umaru Yar'Adua have just completed his own version of abandonement when he left Nigeria on fire and embarked on a tour to Brazil while Islamist Boko Haram was wrecking havoc on northen Nigeria. Whether such visit rightly qualifies as an abandonment at time of crisis is for the greater Nigerians to decide; but Icheoku recalls that the Chinese Prime Minister had to break off from a G8 summit in Italy to fly back to Bejing during the last crisis in eastern Chinese province of Xingjua! Also Shagari and Yar'Adua vice presidents are both professional men, who look too gentile for politics and you wonder how they got along?

Monday, August 3, 2009
MOHAMMED YUSUF, HIS DEATH LINKED TO A COMPROMISED JUDICIAL SYSTEM!







Sunday, August 2, 2009
ANTI-MALARIA MOSQUITOES, A SCIENCE FICTION COME TO LIFE!

Saturday, August 1, 2009
OLATUNBOSUN UGBOGU, A NIGERIAN US SEAMAN JAILED FOR LIFE!

It appears that Olatunbosun is now entirely on his own as the U.S. Navy in Japan observed that it has "full faith in the Japanese judicial system and is confident justice was served." Also the US government described Olatunbosun's crime as a "cruel and shameful incident" decrying the trouble, fear and sorrow it has caused." While in their stcok in trade of indifference to the plight of her citizens, the Nigerian government has not voiced an opinion, either way. Icheoku asks, would his Nigerian relatives who pushed him so hard and were putting too much pressure on "their kin in America", which possibly forced this young man into some irrational stress-borne decisions, now come and suffer his fate alongside with him? Not likely; never in the least and this should serve as a teachable moment for all those African brothers and sisters in America or overseas, who work their arses out just to have some extra for the homies back in motherland. It is not worth it and please stop yielding to the never-ending wanton pressure from motherland, because when the chips are down as with Olatunbosun, they will not come to your aid. Instead they will desert you and like a marooned whale, your fate will solely rest in your hands! So, say no to home-pressure; do only what you can conveniently afford and cut off your telephones if you must, but please do not let them push you over the cliff or into the mouth of an erupting volcano!
It will be recalled that Olatunbosun's case is the fifth handover of a U.S. serviceman to the Japanese authorities for prosecution, since the arrangement worked out by Japan and the United States concerning the Status of Forces Agreement following the 1995 rape of a Japanese girl by three U.S. servicemen in Okinawa came into effect! It is also the third instance in the recent past, when a person connected to the US military presence in Japan had run afoul of the law. Last year, a US Marine, based in Okinawa allegedly raped a 14-year old girl? Earlier in 2006, a US sailor was convicted and sentenced to life in prison for also robbing and fatally beating a 56-year old Japanese woman to death.
Our sympathies go to the deceased cabbie's family and also to Olatunbosun's family, who equally somewhat, lost a member of their family in this incident. Icheoku says, could our overseas-stationed service men use some extra counselling; or could it be just a case of some few bad apples giving our brave men and women, a smear and smudge on the face? You decide!
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