Tuesday, June 22, 2010
TIGER WOODS, IT IS ABOUT TIME HE HUNG UP THOSE GOLF CLUBS?
Anyone who watched the just concluded Pebble Beach US Open golf tournament will agree with Icheoku that the days of Tiger Wood's golf dominance is over. He is now a walking shadow of his old golfing regime. The flame is extinguished, the shine is no more, the swagger is now more of a hunch, the luster is dulled, the passion is gone, the drive is kaput and the fans are now but gazing and wondering in bewildered amazement, what in the wild world drove their former idol over the ledge, cavorting with series of cheap women of easy virtue aka WHORES? One golf writer described Tiger Woods performance at the tournament in such non-edifying words as follows:- "He got his butt kicked by a Frenchman named Gregory Havret on a Sunday in the U.S. Open; Woods played the first hole, made a weak first putt and three-putted for bogey. While third-round leader Dustin Johnson was on his way to a triple-bogey on No. 3, Woods laid up into a fairway bunker on the 290-yard fourth hole and made bogey. He never seemed right the rest of the day. He's never seemed right all year. His iron play was lacking from his distance control to his accuracy. His putts never had enough steam." Icheoku says, how lechery brought the once titanic golf symbol down from his former Olympian perch to now a golf-commoner whose every tee is x-rayed with derogatory pun and 'pen-manship' or 'keyboardship?' The joy of watching Tiger Wood tee off is no longer there, and in its shadow is left, a constant reminder of how not to be a true and faithful husband and a moral figure? Icheoku says, Tiger Wood is permanently tainted and damaged by his philandering sexual escapades; especially because of the low level bimbos he was involved with. Bluntly speaking and keeping it real, nobody wants to watch Tiger Woods play golf any more and he is now more of a damaging fixture within golf than brings added value to the sports; and will do himself a great service if he just walks away and never returns. May be he should just go and establish a golf academy somewhere to groom upcoming aspiring golf-greats, as well as conduct courses, lectures and symposiums. But to continue putting himself on our screens pretending to be the pre-scandal TW is simply delusional and no one is journeying with him in such forlorn trip. Even looking at Tiger Woods paints a picture of a man whose soul is greatly troubled and who constantly says to himself, why did I bring this odium unto myself. What a constant reminder of the fatal flaws of men which suffers so many a successful people, including TW. cheoku asks Tiger Woods to stop his delusion about a fantasy come-back which will wash away his sins of the fly and tell himself the truth, - that he is damaged irreparably and forever! The world of golf and its teeming fans would rather TW is gone, - just away from golf and take a long walk into obscurity, outside the headlines, until such a time as peoples memory of what went down will become dim. Better still he should turn completely to God and become an evangelist and philanthropist, and find a way to make a real and full mea culpa for his transgressions of the groin. A broken rope as the saying goes, can never be fixed to the same length and so it is that TW is advised to stop trying as his predecessors in transgression did not fare any better. The late Michael Jackson tried and even ran away on exile to Bahrain but never recovered until he died from a self-imposed seclusion; OJ Simpson tried it only to end up in prison for "robbing" what rightly belongs to him, go figure? Kobe Bryant tried it and is still struggling with his rehabilitation as many do not really like him but merely tolerate his dominance of the hoop. That he just won another NBA title is helpful but not endearing but as a work-horse he will be tolerated as long as he brings home the trophy, until he cannot bring in the hays any more; and then they will dig up his past records to keep him where he "belongs?" Therefore, were Icheoku advising Mr Tiger Woods, we would urge him to leave the scene of competitive golfing now before he is hauled in for something more damaging than sleeping with some bimbos? He should quit now before he loses everything completely, including whatever may remain of his once peaceful and enviable life. With his reputation now forever gone with the scandalous bimbo-eruptions and dalliances; never to experience a rebound because of the ebbed politics involved; TW should cut down on his losses and make hay while the sun still flickers. Simply surmised, the joy of playing and/or watching TW play golf is long gone; the only remaining question now is, why does Tiger Woods still dither around on the golf course, where everyone wishes he was gone from since the scandal broke? Tiger, please be smart about what is, hang those golf clubs for good, at least professionally!