WHITE HOUSE HAS A NEW PRESS SECRETARY, KARINE JEAN PIERRE: HURRAY!

ICHEOKU says in addition to whatever other qualifications she might parade which made her the most qualified and the best choice to replace the outgoing and MSNBC bound "circle-back" Jane Psaki, she also checked all the relevant boxes necessarily required by the far left liberal anarchists for securing a job and such a job in particular. She is black, a homosexual lesbian and possibly a female, since ICHEOKU does not know particularly her pronouns and how she identifies, her sexual orientation and positional preferences. 

Therefore, her appointment cannot be challenged nor in any other way be criticized by anyone as her background makes her  immune from any such forensic examination to determine her true fitness for the office. She has an army of loyalists including the far left liberal attack dogs, the Move-On group which, ironically has refused to move on from the fact that former President Donald John Trump was duly elected president in 2016; from the January 6th Capitol miasma and the fact that some over exuberant patriots acted out of passion and not hatred for America. But if it involves any matter concerning the left and their Democratic Party, they will vehemently tell the country to move on like the hypocrites they are who command obedience on others but not on themselves. 

She also has an army of feminist liberals who shout on roof tops for women's emancipation while also advocating for gender neutrality, bathroom laws and the need to synchronize society into a genderless entity. She also has an army of homosexual community, being one of them, the ombudsman LGBTQ plus association of minority but highly vocal and visible people trying to force their queer lifestyle on the majority. She also has an army of immigrants and their harried immigrant stories including those who finally achieved the almighty American dream where she eminently now belongs. 

Finally, she has an army of black feminist females who now claim and protect her for having won the struggle against being pushed aside and told to know your place and did so while wearing high heels because of her petite size. Then throw in the greater black community in America which has now finally seen their color-kind speaking for the White House. Haitian Americans and the broader Caribbean black community in America will proudly follow her into battle against those white oppressors holding black people down for such a long time. She will be protected and therefore safely anchored in her new position.

ICHEOKU will make a safe bet that President Joe Biden was once again pushed into signing off on her candidature for the position in the same way Vice President Kamala Harris was pushed on him against his will and conviction. Today, that decision to pick the least qualified of all the potential candidates has led to disastrous consequences including her inability to help shore up a presidency teetering on the precipice. Her performance so far or rather lack of performance shows clearly that incompetence cannot be whitewashed or masked behind a guttural laughter and seductively smile or hidden under a continuously involving racial and/or gender balancing maneuver. 

Anyway, ICHEOKU wishes her the best and hopes that she succeeds, at least to prove many of us wrong who would rather verify her ability and qualification before trusting her capacity and ability to do the job. Provided ICHEOKU will not be accused of being a sexist chauvinist, I would like to add that she is indeed a pretty sight for sore eyes. Her perfect white teeth smile is simply mesmerizing, unlike the mechanical robot "circle-back" Jane Psaki who now goes to add to the chaos at MSNBC which nobody really watches. Congratulations Mademoiselle Karine Jean-Pierre, the Press Secretary designee of the White House. She is so frenchie!