LAURIE ANN MARTINEZ, THE SHRINK WHO NEEDS A SHRINK.

Icheoku says once again, another daughter of Eve has concocted a make-belief crime just to get her wish and have her way. What this crime shows is not necessarily the length some pieces of humanity will go to get what they want; but that some, if not most, alleged crimes by women, especially against their spouses, most always is a hoax or self-inflicted just to get even or have him removed and confined. Imagine a woman who had to self split her own lip with a pin, scraped her knuckles with sandpaper and had her friend punch her in the face all in an attempt to blackmail an unwilling and ill-prepared husband to relocate? Not only that, the fake-victim tore her blouse, peed on herself just to make her tale that she was mugged and raped by a stranger seem and sound believable? 

The helluva story here is not that a woman faked a story, but that this woman is a psychologist who supposedly helps prisoners get a handle over their mental issues; and Icheoku wonders whether it is not this woman herself who actually needs all the help a shrink can render and not the other way round. As always, she had some outside help from her "best friend forever;" another unthinking woman who helped her perpetrate the hoax that she was beaten, robbed and raped by some fictional stranger? Icheoku says this goes to confirm the childish nature of some woman, who like kids, sometimes tells their husbands tales of how "your brother was seductively eyeing me when you went out?" Anyway, the blame goes to a society skewered against certain gender and always defer to the other gender in situations as domestic disputes etc. 

According to her "Hollywood scripted story," she came back home to find a stranger in her kitchen and tried to run away. But the suspect grabbed her and struck her on the face, following which she lost consciousness; only to wake up to discover that she has been raped with her pants and underwear pulled down to her ankles?" She reported missing from their home were some electronics, computers and credit cards; which according to her were stolen by the invading stranger, but which to the chagrin of the investigating officers were cleverly stowed away in her conspiratory friend's house. Get the drift - the length some of these lecherous daughters of bovine could go to implicate things? It is quite interesting to note that this woman, upon sighting the responding emergency police officers, started crying profusely to further dramatize her agony. 

This leads Icheoku to recall a popular Igbo aphorism of the hysterical crying woman who usually kills her husband and then blames him for bringing it on himself. Icheoku recalls of a woman who called 911 and upon sighting the strobe lights of the responding police officers, intentionally fell on their glass coffee table, broke it and received lacerations and accused her husband of inflicting her with the injury. Anyway like one man of wisdom says, women are the strangest wild animals walking the face of the earth, love her or hate her you always needs her; but you must master the art of cajoling and playing possum very well to survive their fury which erupts more times than the sun rises and falls. In Sacramento California, a mental health-giver professional woman just proved that she too can use some help and Icheoku says get her some counselling!