PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, BACK AT HIS GAME?

Icheoku admonishes, "except she is your object of affection such as a spouse or paramour or some other special love interest, the butt of any woman is off the limits for any man's wandering hand, including that of President Bill Clinton"! A popular saying has it that fool me once, shame on you; but fool me twice shame on me! Also there is no lesson learnt in the second kick of the mull! So Bill Clinton, why tempt the devil by throwing the dog a red meat?

What are we saying? That former President Bill Clinton should maintain a very safe distance from any woman whatsoever, except if that woman is Hilary Clinton or Chelsea Clinton or his mother in-law Mrs Rodham, period! With Bill, not only must nothing be going on, it must also be seen beyond every shadow of doubt that nothing is going on! Put in another way, the very act, its appearance or semblance thereto are all disqualifiers, period! Any suspicion or doubtful overture is sufficient to find him 'guilty as charged'; and this picture above right is "offensive" enough.

The highly suggestive picture above left, shows President Bill Clinton touching the butt of Fran Drescher at the Life Ball charity event in Vienna over the last weekend? Icheoku says, what will Hilary think? Fran Drescher as you may recall is an Emmy Award and Golden Globe nominated American film and television actress, comedian, and activist. She is especially known for her television series "The Nanny".

After the Monica Lewinsky scandal that almost ruined his life (career and family), any reasonable man in his shoes, would have had a red-flag implant in his ear to warn him off, of any woman violating his territorial space. It does not matter who that woman is, except a Hilary approved-woman or one under her watchful presence and gaze! The public will not show mercy anymore, should another scandal break out and hence Bill must not give any rumour-mill, reason to even speculate. He must be on his guard, 24/7. We do not know the reaction of the Secretary of State over this picture, but Icheoku says, it sure does not look good for a recently sexually-rehabilitated man like Bill Clinton. He knows he is always "the usual suspect" and hence must be seen to be holier than even the pope and as celibate as an eunuch? We are talking about appearance here, Bill. Hopefully Hilary saw the picture for what it is, a harmless lending of hand on the butt? But why not on the shoulders, Mr. President?

In addition to all his good works of charity especially his AIDS/HIV activities, his new gig as United Nations special envoy on Haiti and being still married to the United States Secretary of States; Bill must discipline himself enough not to cause another scandal and rock the boat once again. Bill must discipline himself to allow Hilary Clinton to concentrate on the job she is currently doing for President Barack Obama's administration and the American people. It will be regrettable if speculations, fuelled by such photograph as this, causes her another hysteria and sleepless nights thinking about her husband's "lecherousness"?

Hilary must not be made to lose focus on the many prevalent world issues she is tirelessly finding solutions to. What a dynamic Secretary of State she has so far proved herself to be? We are proud of her work so far, including securing the release of Iranian detained journalist Saberi. Please, please Bill, you must, by all means necessary stay off the skirts; and save the world the agony of having a cause to look at another one of your pitiable pictures, as this one here right? As you well know, the mother of all sex-scandals aka the blue dress is still oozing fresh in memory; so put your hands in your pocket instead, assuming they are too heavy that they must rest on something, but definitely not on a butt somewhere in Vienna! Good cause or no good cause, you must first try to maintain Hilary's sanity as her plate is rather too full now, to worry about a possibly "horny, philandering" husband?