Wednesday, October 6, 2010
PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN, MORPHING INTO A PETTY DICTATOR?
"IF I'M GIVEN 1000 LIVES, I WILL SACRIFICE THEM ALL" - TIMES SQUARE BOMBER FAISAL SHAHZAD
Icheoku says what a sadistic preview into the soul of the Islamic crisis America is facing down, that a naturalized American citizen of Pakistani origin, who is of a fairly decent background and upbringing; and an aspiring middle class family-man American living the proverbial American dream would have such a conceited soul as to attempt to detonate a car bomb on a busy Saturday night in Times Square New York. By his sentence, the Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad will spend the rest of his natural life behind bars in a near solitary confinement where according to the judge, he will have enough time to do some reflections, introspections and possibly come to terms with himself on his nefarious and misguided action.
TENNESSEE FIRE DEPARTMENT SINGS, LET THE HOUSE BURN, BURN, BURN M'FUCKER, BURN!
Only in America, the land of every possibilities and all things imaginable. A fire department in South Fulton Tennessee stood hands akimbo and watched as a man's house burnt to the ground because he has not yet paid an annual fire fighting and protection fee of $75, a somewhat fire-fighting insurance policy payable in the county. All his pleas to pay a premium fell on deaf ears as he was told to learn the hard lesson that had everyone behaved like him and waitied for their house to be on fire before making their payment, there would have been no money to buy fire trucks and train for such fire emergency. Icheoku says, what a bitter pill trailer-parker Gene Cranick was forced to swallow just to prove a point and put it on record that if you don't pay you won't be allowed to play. Tough love, nay, tough hate, Tennessee style!
Rural dweller Gene Cranick did not pay the annual fire-fighting subscription fees, a policy in place since 1990 and when fire struck his house, the county fire service refused him from drawing on the benefit of the covered policy. He lost his house and everything therein to the fire. However when the fire threatened to spread to his neighbors properties, the fire fighters standing nearby and watching his home consumed by fire, fought off the threatening fire, his neighbors having paid their protection fees accordingly.
Icheoku says this ordinance is simply ruthless, callous and has no heart in it; it also makes nonsense of the term emergency and ridicules "be your brother's keeper and America the beautiful." What if the Cranick has no money to pay? What if the man forgot to pay or the check was lost in the mail? What if Mr. Cranick dies of a broken heart or even commits suicide having lost everything to the fire and after watching his beloved America allow such a misfortune to befall him. Who takes the blame but America and southern Tennessee which accommodated such "Benjamines-only America?" Or is this no longer America where we help our brothers in need? Icheoku says the only way this absurdity could be properly recompensed is for the county or the state of Tennessee to immediately rebuild Mr. Cranicks house and do everything possible to restore him to his status-quo ante. There is no rational mind that will accept the basis for the disproportionate loss of property over a non payment of ordinary $75.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
MEXICO, THE NEW 'TALIBAN' COUNTRY OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE?
Monday, October 4, 2010
INDIAN AYODHYA RESOLUTION, GOOD FOR MIDDLE EAST JERUSALEM CONFLICT?
Icheoku says the Ayodhya verdict was a big relief for the Indian Congress-Party led government which is Hindu dominated as a completely pro-Hindu verdict would have put a question mark on the government's secular credentials or its non-interference; while a wholly pro-Muslim judgment would have alienated the government from their Hindu majority. This is an apparent case where wisdom came to judgment as the judges of Allahabad high court took all reasonable considerations in arriving at this fair and equitable decision. Icheoku says may be the Middle East conflict which has its primary roots on the status of Jerusalem should take a cue from this decision and use it as a precedent. It should consider bringing the wisdom of Ahodhya decision to bear on Jerusalem and divide it into two or even three parts - one side for Jews and their Judaism, another for Arabs (Muslims) and their Islam and the other for the Christians and their Christianity. This way, the century long and solution-defying problem of how to go about with Jerusalem or how to proceed therefrom would have been equitably solved and the three religions with their umbilical cords attached to Jerusalem would have given a portion thereof and the world would live happily ever after. What an Indian solution to the Jerusalem question; with a Daniel come to judgment! Thank you India, especially the learned gentlemen of Allahabad high court for seasoned judicial decision.
Saturday, October 2, 2010
MID TERM ELECTION 2010, VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS!
VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!
ON TUESDAY, VOTE TO CONTINUE TO MOVE THE COUNTRY FORWARD!
THIS NOVEMBER 2, VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS!
If you have amnesia, vote for Republicans; otherwise, this November 2, 2010, vote for Democrats! Remember, Bush messed it up so bad it gonna take awhile to fix. But thankfully enough the people in charge right now know what they are doing and are on the right course to fix the broken and should remain in office. They will get it right and only needs your support and additional time. Just empower the Democrats more with your votes this November and watch them sizzle. Democrats gets it and gets it done!
'IBRAHIM BABANGIDA THINKS BLACKBERRY IS A FRUIT' - NASIR EL RUFAI
“President Babangida and General Buhari should just disappear. They should give way to a new set of people with new ideas. Young people preferably. Obama is 48 and Cameron is 43 for God’s sake. So, why are we recycling leaders that ruled this country very well or very badly 25 years ago? I was 25 years old when Buhari and Babangida were Heads of State and I am now 50 and they still want to be Head of State. I don’t understand that. I don’t understand that at all and I call on the young people of Nigeria to take their future into their hands and ensure that in the next election, they vote for a new generation of leaders. I think that we will not make progress until we break the link from the past and just move on. 70 per cent of Nigerians are below the age of 40. Many of these young people, the next generation, as they are called, are on internet services such as Facebook and twitter, using Blackberry and if you ask any of these people running for presidency, they will think that Blackberry is a fruit. So, we have to move away from there and stop thinking that this leadership thing is all about us or all about individuals. We must put the future of the country at heart and give way to a new generation of leadership.” - Nasir el-Rufai. Icheoku says, this particular mallam is different and quite impressive.
Friday, October 1, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIGERIA!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
OLUSOLA SARAKI, THE KIM JONG-IL OF KWARA STATE, NIGERIA!
NIGERIA'S GOLDEN JUBILEE INDEPENDENCE ANNIVERSARY, THE 50 AWARDEES!
The implication of this show of disdain is that these four army men did not contribute anything to the development of Nigeria but brutally through their jackboots destroyed the fledglings that were taking roots in a democratic Nigeria. Icheoku also could not agree any more with Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Alhaji Mahmud Yayale Ahmed, who said that the 50 personalities being honored are for their contributions to the development of the country. But conversely looking at the sorry state that Nigeria is today, a concomitant question naturally follows, is it even ok to vouchsafe that these people contributed any development in Nigeria, otherwise where are they? But hey, at least they did not like those four armed and dangerous bandits, muscle their way into power and for this among other things they stand out to be counted as the shinning stars on Nigeria's beacon.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
BRISTOL PALIN DWTS, WHEN TEENAGE PREGNANCY MAKES ONE A STAR?
The over-sexed teenage teenage daughter of Sarah Palin, who got pregnant outside wedlock, is now a star - she made it to the TV hit-show, "Dancing With The Stars! Icheoku ask what made her a star or is it now the new ok and an acceptable norm for one's bad morality to be all it takes to meet Hollywood's benchmark for stardom?
What has Bristol Palin achieved or done in her 19 years of life to merit an appearance on DWTS; and she did not even complete her schooling after being knocked up by former boyfriend, Levi Johnston, with her mother Sarah Palin watching?