Wednesday, January 9, 2019

THE BEZOS CALL IT QUITS: AMAZON'S SOON TO BE COSTLIEST DIVORCE.

"We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends. We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other. 

If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple, and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures. Though the labels might be different, we remain a family, and we remain cherished friends." - Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos, soon to be former Mr and Mrs Bezos. 

ICHEOKU says with those words the world's richest couple have notified the world of their decision to part ways and regain their unmarried single status. But after 25 years and both seemingly happy, blessed with fruits of the womb and the groin, as well as more money and fame than billions of earthlings, the question remains what went wrong or did they just got tired of being married or seen as husband and wife and decided to part ways. 

Anyway, ICHEOKU wishes them all the best as they have the right to decide as they have decided; and hopefully whatever monkey it was that threw the wrench in their union will now give them a break to live their lives separately and as they see fit. A quarter of a century is one heck of a long time to be married to somebody and only now to want out. The only other people that will be making out like bandits from this divorce of world's richest couple will be their divorce lawyers; but since it seems to be an amicable decision, possibly the same lawyer/s will draw up their divorce settlement agreement and in that way only one lawyer's fees will have to be paid. Goodluck Jeff and Kenzie

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