"Now that the dogs of war are calling for the head of Senator Al Franken, I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males, As a candidate for governor, let me save my opponents some research time. In the last fifty years I was sexually intimate with approximately 50 very attractive females.
It ranged from a gorgeous blonde who was my first true love and we made passionate love in the hayloft of her parents barn and ended with a drop dead gorgeous red head from Cleveland. Now can we get back to discussing legalizing marijuana and opening the sate hospital network to combat opiod crisis. I am sooooo disappointed by this national feeding frenzy about sexual indiscretions of decades ago. Peace." - Bill O'Neil, Democrat, Supreme Court Justice and Governorship candidate contender of Ohio State.
ICHEOKU says give it up to these Democrats and coincidentally, he is another Bill; if you get the drift about the other Bill of Monica Lewinsky notoriety.
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