TIGER WOODS, NOW OFFICIALLY DIVORCED!

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future.” With those words the formerly golf great Tiger Woods and his former wife, Elin Nordegren made it official, what the world has since known from day one of the Elin-induced car crash that their marriage was now over. Tiger Woods is now a free bird and those white bimbos can now have a free reign, without Elin or his marriage band to worry about?

Admitted that the philandering Tiger dipped into too many whore-holes; but Icheoku thought his pertinence was enough to persuade the bitch not to leave; but hey if you stand to make hundreds of millions of dollars from just walking away from a cheating husband, why not. The main issue with what Tiger Woods did is not that he was being an average Joe-man, who cheats on his wife; no, it is the mere fact of who he cheated with - cheap slotty white bimbos, whores of easy virtue and not with some ladies of substance. Icheoku does not sympathize with Tiger Woods downward spiral since he brought it upon himself; our only prayer now is that his only remaining comforter and companion, caddie Steve Williams will not also prove himself to be another good weather friend who will walk away from a hurting soul when he is needed most.

Now that Elin has finally proved herself to be an unforgiving daughter of Eve, forcing Icheoku to wonder out aloud whether the marriage injunction "till death do us apart" also provided for "until cheating do us apart;" what then becomes of TW. Icheoku had previously written an article calling on Tiger Woods to hang up his golf clubs for good, now let us see if this divorce will hasten it or better still improve his games; since he will now have less of his moribund marriage to Elin to think or worry about. Whatever happens or becomes of the once former golf superstar, his life after divorce following an orgy of romping with dozens of Delilahs, will never be the same again. Tiger Woods is a golf damaged goods and this divorce will only add insult to the injury; so it is about time he left the scene permanently and try reinventing himself, doing some charitable good works of mercy and making a serious effort at understanding who he really is - a blackman in America who should not have maritally crossed-over!