Tuesday, July 21, 2009

JACK BAUER, A FREE MAN!

The chief protagonist of Fox Television hit-wonder 24, Jack Bauer will not go to prison or be prosecuted for roughing up a pestering Jack McCollough in a New York City nightclub?
Manhattan district attorney's office said that all charges stemming from the head-butting of the victim are being dropped because the victim would not cooperate with prosecution? Icheoku says, good job, Mr. Jack McCollough and thank you for not putting America's saving agent behind bars; otherwise no one will be there to protect us from those fanatical, raving mad terrorists and torture out vital information from their sorry behinds whenever needed.
Real name, Kiefer Sutherland was charged with misdemeanor in May 2009, after designer Jack McCollough said Sutherland head-butted him and broke his nose in a Manhattan nightclub. Icheoku says, what an irony of coincidence that the victim shares the name Jack with Keith?
It will be recalled that the duo had issued statements few weeks after the altercation wherein they said they have resolved whatever differences they had; with Keith apologising for the snafu. Whether some millions of dollars in settlement exchanged hands, Icheoku does not know but we are glad that our Jack Bauer was left alone to continue to hunt down and give terrorists some bloody nose! When is our 24 going to come back, Keith?

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