UCHE EKWUNIFE, AN OBASANJO MISTRESS?

She recently came under our radar after a mouthful of thoughtless and baseless praise-singing of one of Nigeria's most despicable person. Not surprising, the man she was pouring ecomiums on is a man reputed to be a human he-goat among the Nigerian community, especially in Yoruba land? The man once boasted that he likes women very much; and that the test of every female employee's loyalty is to sleep with the boss? This man had so many women "employees" during his both terms in office, that Icheoku wonders aloud if he slept with all of them just to test their loyalty? The postulation is the basis of one of our upcoming article. With this premise, Icheoku asks, is there any scintilla of likelihood that this woman under advisement here was also a victim of Olusegun Obasanjo prowling philandering?

Her excited praise of the world's least favorite person and Icheoku's most disgusting human being to ever walk the face of Nigeria; undeniably caught our attention and we went to town to find out more about this woman? Icheoku asks, is it possible that Olusegun Obasanjo approved of the "selection" of this woman as a member of the Nigeria House of Representative, after conditional dalliances with her? Did she compromise her marital statehood by adultery just to prove her loyalty to the monster of Otta, before she was "put" in the House of Representatives? What is baffling in this matter is that this very woman found something palatable to say about Olusegun Obasanjo, which every other average Joe Nigerian could not see, standing on top of a big Iroko tree? What is her inducement? Why would she be the lone voice in the wilderness of Nigeria singing alleluia for Olusegun Obasanjo and swearing by his name?

According to Uche Ekwunife, “Obasanjo was a noble President and one of the best Presidents this country has ever had". Icheoku says the head that arrived at this benumbing conclusion deserves a special observation at the intensive unit of a psychiatric ward? Such a person as vomitted this sacrilegous contemptible praise of Olusegun Obasanjo needs an emergency head-intervention by a shrink; and because of this, Uche Ekwunife has now joined issues with Icheoku.com, and how it will be resolved might as well be anybody's guess? Our conclusion is either this woman is mental or her assessment of the worst leader ever to walk the earth in Nigeria is beclouded by certain perculiarites which no other Nigerian understands? Madam Obasanjo-Mistress, Icheoku asks, what is the basis or road travelled to reach the conclusion that Olusegun Obasanjo is both "noble" and the "best"?

Such fanatical assessment of Olusegun Obasanjo is evidential of an obsession of a raving lunatic romantic; and Icheoku asks, is this "whore" the only person in Nigeria who have not heard that Olusegun Obasanjo is corruption personified? What is noble in a person who sleeps with his son's wife and daughter-inlaw? The people of Odi and Zaki-Ibiam also disagree with Uche Ekwunife that Obasanjo is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria? Olusegun Obasanjo ceded Bakassi Nigerians to Cameroon, so Uche Ekwunife tell these Nigerians from Bakassi that your Olusegun Obasanjo is it? Uche Ekwunife, tell Nigerians that Olusegun Obasanjo, who spent $16 billion dollars on electricity and all Nigeria got was darkness, is the best president they ever had? Uche Ekwunife, where did your "noble" Olusegun Obasanjo get the capital to resucitate his moribound Obasanjo Farms into its present multi-billion naira conglomerate? Uche Ekwunife, take your gospel of Olusegun Obasanjo to Bola Ige's family and tell them that Olusegun Obasanjo who had their Attorney General Bola Ige killed, is the best thing to ever happen to them? Icheoku needs a suspension of disbelief to agree with Uche Ekwunife that Oulsegun Obasanjo, under whose presidency over 20,000 Nigerians perished, including the bomb victims in Lagos, is the best president Nigeria ever had? And if these forgoing criminalities of Olusegun Obasanjo were not enough to otherwise persuade the opinion of this Uche Ekwunife, what about Olusegun Obasanjo's imposition on Nigeria of the deathly sick weakling from Katsina, President Umaru Yar'Adua?

Madam Towncrier-Obasanjo, what are the facts or basis for your forlorn praise-singing of the deity of Otta, Olusegun Obasanjo? Were Nigeria to be Pakistan, where family's honor is forcibly maintained, this lying daughter of Anambra would have met an entirely different fate for such a ridiculous and shameful misrepresentation of a bold-faced lie? Hopefully she will retract her odious statement before it becomes her nemesis in the next election; except her people of Njikoka/Dunukofia/Anaocha Federal constituency of Anambra State are in tandem with her assessment of the monster of Otta? The people of her contituency must disavow this woman's vile statement and have her recalled or vote her out of office to put a distant disclaimer that she spoke under the influence of her love for Obasanjo and/or may be some other substance; but definitely not on behalf of their constituency.

Our searchlight on this woman, shows that she is the deputy chairman of the public accounts committee, in the Nigerian House of Representatives? What perfect fit in a congress known for its rancid corruption? According to this lecherous daughter of a goon, the House of Representatives should not have indicted the former president for the $16 billion dollars power contract corruption; but should take a second look at the indictment of President Olusegun Obasanjo by the Report of the Ndudi Elumelu-led Committee on Power? In her own butt-naked shameless words, “ the Committee (on power) shouldn’t have indicted Obasanjo, because the projects were not directly handled by him. Obasanjo, instead of being indicted for what he didn’t handle directly, needs to be commended”?

Icheoku says, this woman must be in a hallucinatory cocoon where the reality around her is warped otherwise what efforts did Olusegun Obasanjo make to advance the fortunes of the country, for which Nigeria should be grateful to him? Nigerians do not need to learn to appreciate such a village headmaster as Obasanjo who caused more calamities than any good during his eight years of infamy in Nigeria. And assuming Obasanjo did his best according to this Madam Obasanjo Mistress , Icheoku says, his best was not good at all, talkless of being good enough?

Uche Ekwunife is also, borrowing a phrase from Rush Limbaugh, a Femi-Nazi " to the core! According to her, at the rate women are going, very soon the men would surrender to them. I believe that women are more articulate and coordinated? Icheoku asks, does this woman have a real-man or a girlie-man house-boy for a husband?

Uche Ekwunife believes in the mundane and the superstition. According to Uche Ekwunife, the people of Dzuma Town should undertake serious prayers and fasting in order to avert future occurrence of the fire-spitting volcanic eruption? If such heart that speaketh on this lowly terms merited her position, it must be for lack of any competent and capable opposition? But no, as the area in Anambra State has a reasonable qualified manpower which adds impetus to the snippets that Olusegun Obasanjo had to approve her candidacy, in the manner which only Olusegun knows how? Like Olusegun Obasanjo's advocacy to use African Black magic (Juju) to fight then apartheid government of South Africa; Uche Ekwunife now advocates unorthodox means, prayer, as a panacea to ward off volcanoes and stop future occurrence of the phenomenon ? She spoke against the backdrop of the volcanic eruption in Dzuma Town in Hong Local Government of Adamawa State? And this slot represents some people? Icheoku asks this woman to please throw more lights on how anyone can stop such a mother-nature's rage?

Uche Ekwunife is also an anti-gay federal legislator in Nigeria! She was a co-sponsor of a bill outlawing homosexuality in Nigeria, which the then president Olusegun Obasanjo had sent to the National Assembly to prohibit same-sex marriage in Nigeria! Uche Ekwunife also co-sponsored House Bill 150,( A BILL FOR AN ACT TO PROHIBIT MARRIAGE BETWEEN PERSONS OF SAME GENDER, SOLEMNIZATION OF SAME AND FOR OTHER MATTERS RELATED THEREWITH).

Uche Ekwunife is also a no-respecter of the law, judiciary or judicial process? Reacting to a court notice to cease and desist from further action on the Elumelu Power sector probe, a matter pending before the house, Uche Ekwunife said, "the House was not aware of any injunction and no court injunction can stop us from considering the report even if there is one”. And this is the woman serving as a federal legislator when she has absolutely no regard for the rule of law, which laws she was "elected" to make?

Uche Ekwunife also supports Maurice Iwu, the election-truncator? She wants the INEC chairman's stay in office to be elogated ? Anyway, this would appear understandable as she is felicitating with the hatchet man who facilitated her "selection" into the House of Representatives in a quid pro quo fashion?

Icheoku wonders how many federal presence and developmental projects she has so far attracted to her constituncey ever since she was "selected" to represent them in Abuja? In fact this woman's reality is so strangely different from that of the majority of rational Nigerians that she deserves to be confined to a lunatic asylum.