Friday, August 8, 2008

JOHN EDWARDS, VIVA VIAGRA!


Mr Pretty Face, $400 a piece haircut Senator John Edwards has finally come around to admit what the National Inquirer has been strung on for so many months now. According to his admission, he had an affair in 2006 with his campaign staffer while his wife of so many years was battling cancer. Just like we posited during the "I did not have sex with that woman, Ms Lewinsky" episode with Bill that the only victim was Hilary; Icheoku emphatically says that the only wronged party in this disclosure is John Edwards' wife Elizabeth, who is fighting for her life against incurable breast cancer. However as a media outlet, Icheoku owes its teeming visitors a duty to inform them on political and social developments and therefore must fulfil this duty accordingly:- Senator John Edwards had an affair!

His paramour, 43 year old New Yorker Ms. Rielle Hunter, pictured here right was a video segment producer, former employee of John Edwards' campaign; and travelled around with him during his aborted primaries campaign for United States of America presidency. Like Monica Lewinsky who "confided" in Linda Tripp, Ms. Hunter also confided in "a close friend" that she was pregnant for Senator John Edwards, which baby she has since delivered.
It will be recalled that John Edwards previously tried every antic under the sun to deny that a relationship existed between him and the home-wrecker Rielle; including outright flat denial, dismissive stare-downs, defensive stone-walling and evasive responses to the allegation. It will also be recalled that John Edwards most recently, also tried to shake off National Inquirer journalists at Beverly Hills Hilton Hotels after sneaking up to his lovers' hotel room to see his alleged love-child. But his private affairs should remain his private concern for he and Elizabeth to deal with; but everybody is thankful he was not elected president otherwise the "blue dress" would have become "purple"! Icheoku says that now that Mr. Handsome has come clean, it is time to move on and leave the rest of the detail for his sick wife to deal with. But was it unconscionable, considering that his wife was waging a war of her life against cancer while he was "getting some"? But he is a virile handsome man and he did not want to bother his sick wife! May be he was just a very caring and considerate, but unfortunate husband of "christian marriage"?

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