1. Pedicure by Fish!
At Yvonne Hair & Nails Saloon in Alexandria Virginia, pedicure has taken a different meaning ad it is called nibbling by aquatic inhabitants! Getting a pedicure is now somewhat of an unusual experience. Instead of the usual Vietnamese little soothing hands prying away rough skins, it is fish that does the job. Garra Rufa fish they are called, are the pedicure specialists in this saloon.
In San Francisco California, you can now check your dog or cat into a five star hotel exclusively just for dogs/cats!
See link: - wag hotel San Francisco
4. Spray-on Condom!
One size fits all condom? The days of it is too loose or too small is finally over; all you have to do is just spray it on your manhood and it will dry alongside the contours for that perfect fit. The downside however it would seem is that by the time it dries up, "misterman" may have grown weary!
A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. See invention!
A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. See invention!
5. Women wanted, apply in person -
In Mount Issa Queensland near Brisbane Australia there is an acute shortage of women. According to the Mayor John Moloney there is no ugly woman in the dictionary of the town as every woman is treated as a queen by the ever virile but deprived randy miners that populate the sleepy mining town. So all the not so endowed "ugly ducklings" out there, who have been itching to be looked at or to get some, you have been put on notice! It is so bad it sucks! The ratio is five men to one woman! Icheoku asks is Mount Issa the "Brokeback Mountain" of Australia?
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