Sunday, August 3, 2008

THE HIT LIST - our incredible but true story series: Serie 3!

1. The head of Sadam Hussein!
Take a good look at the head of the enfant terrible, "Sad Man Insane!" Icheoku found it while cruising the web portal highway! It shows what happens to sadistic men of power and Icheoku will like to use this opportunity to call on the blood-hound in Khartoum, Sudan to take note as he continues to annihilate the people of Darfur in what the world has rightfully called a genocide. Same call goes off to the other mullah in Teheran who cannot feed his population but could find money to spend on nuclear activities. Their judgment day is fast approaching. Watch out all you evil men of this world, Icheoku has put you on notice in addition to all other such notifications out there.

2. New York nude eateries
We all may have been to a nude beach, sex-club, strip-club, nude yoga, nude colonies and nude street parties or at least heard about it. But who has heard about a dinning experience in the nude? In New York City, the rave in town is dinning out nude. One Mr. John Ordover rents city eateries for nude dinner parties of about fifty butt-naked regular dinners and restaurants gladly throw their doors open for this opportunity to see so many naked bodies dinning out in a group. The essence of the organisers is to reclaim and celebrate their bodies. Icheoku says what kind of bodies do these nut-cases have? Are they wrinkly stinky bodies or fresh supple bodies like the morning daisy? Seeing naked bodies could be a nightmare or a happy experience depending on the condition of such bodies. This is depravity and a forcible attempt by some few crazed individuals to make the society partake in their psychiatric self-effaced problem. Not in my restaurant, but I do not have one anyway!

3. What a human-rabbit?
A Canadian woman gave birth to her 18th child! A Romanian immigrant has given birth to her 18th child in British Columbia, Canada making her the province's most prolific mother in 20 years. Livia Ionce, 44, second left, holds her newborn daughter, Abigail Ionce, who was born Tuesday, as she and her husband, Alexandru, 51, pose for a photograph with 13 of their 18 children at their home in Abbotsford, Canada on Saturday July 26, 2008 and weighed in at 7 pounds, 12 ounces (3.5 kilograms). . Their oldest child is 23-years-old. The couple immigrated to Canada from Romania in 1990. Now listen to the human he-goat of a husband, Alexandru Ionce explain why he got his very "obedient" wife pregnant for eighteen times:- "We never planned how many children to have. We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that's the reason we did not stop the life." Continuing, he said he did not know if the couple would have more children. The family now has 10 girls and eight boys. "We would have liked a boy to be even," he said. "We thank God all of them are healthy and happy." Icheoku strongly recommends that this fertility-hog be castrated or at least be put on some form of birth control or be made to undergo a complete vasectomy. Mr. Alexandru Ionce should know that he is no longer in Romania but in the western world; and also to please explain how he plans to take care of these swarm of humanity. Icheoku will also ask, where are all the battered women and prevention of abuse NGOs or what else is more qualified as a flagrant abuse of a totally and completely domesticated house-wife?

4. Beheading in Canada!
A 40 year old man Mr. Vince Weiguang Li (pictured here below left as sheriff prisoner) on a Greyhound bus with 37 passengers travelling across the Canadian Prairies from Edmonton, Alberta, to Winnipeg, Manitoba has killed and decapitated a fellow passenger, 22 year old man from Winnipeg, Mr Tim McLean, pictured here below right in a baseball cap.
An eyewitness said the victim was stabbed 50 or 60 times by the man sitting next to him, who then severed his head with a large knife. The driver pulled over and passengers fled from the bus, bracing the door to keep the attacker inside, awaiting police arrival. According to eye witness account, the suspect calmly walked up to the front of the bus dangling the victim's head in one hand and holding the knife drooping in blood in the other hand; stared at us and suddenly dropped the head right in front of us. Continuing the suspect's action was described as robotic or somewhat mechanical. According to witnesses, the suspect stabbed Mr. McLean several times in the throat and torso, then severed the victim's head, hacked at his body with a large knife and a pair of scissors, and, according to reports from the scene, ate some of the body parts. The suspect has been charged of second-degree murder in a Manitoba courtroom. Icheoku extends our heartfelt sympathy to the victim's family and pray that his agony was quick. What a despicable way to die more-so through gruesome beheading which Icheoku thought, prior to this incident was the exclusive preserve of the Middle East? Was it a copycat crime or cannibalism that induced the depraved Vince Li to take the life of Mr. Tim McLean - that is what the Manitoba court will try to figure out.

5. Men with money!

We thought we have heard the last of the prodigious ways well healed individuals indulge themselves; but Icheoku says flying a car over 6,500miles just for an oil change is ridiculous!
An super rich Arab Sheikh from Qatar flew his $380,000 dollar Lamborghini pictured here below to and back from Heathrow London just for that purpose. His tab, a paltry $50,000 dollars to cover flight, insurance and the $7000 oil change. The black-and-gold MurciĆ©lago LP640 Lamborghini supercar is here boarding the cargo hold of Qatar air for its journey back to the Middle East after its oil change in London. But David Price, of Lamborghini Club UK, said: “If an owner wants to service his car in that way, it is his choice.“I’m not surprised. Thankfully the age of excess in some areas continues.”Lamborghini UK spokeswoman Juliet Jarvis said there could be “kudos” for a Middle Eastern owner in servicing a car in London.She said the exclusive Italian brand had a network of authorised dealers around the world – and most cars were looked after in the country where they were bought.But she added: “This sort of thing is not unheard of.”Qatar Airways confirmed it carried the Lamborghini.The cars are popular with celebs including Rod Stewart and David Beckham. Icheoku says that the rich can do whatever they please with their money but at the same time could spend such excesses for a charitable purpose; does the name, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet ring any bell in this Sheik's ear or what?

Until next Sunday when "The Hit List" comes your way again, stay tuned to www.Icheoku.com as we bring you our incisive perspective on politcial and social happen-stances as they become available. We appreciate your visit, please call again!

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