THE LYING COUPLE, THE CLINTONS!

At last the world has come to know the secret behind the continued existence of the arranged marriage of convenience between Bill and Hilary Clinton. They are both liars and in their lying streak have crossed the threshold of believability that they do not even know when they are contradicting themselves. It has since been established that lies is the glue that have kept this fairy marriage together despite all the public drama it has exhibited over the years. We will now take a look at some of the known lies the Clintons have sold or attempted to sell to the world over the years since becoming public figures.

The mother of all lies, I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky rushes to the mind whenever the name of the Clintons is mentioned. Here was a sitting president who debased the office of the presidency and the White House by “getting some” in the bathrooms, corridors and behind office desk of the oval office; and on some occasions with Hilary even within the White House - what a dare devil? That Bill was impeached for lying under oath in his feeble attempt to cover up this indiscretion has since become the template for what harm unbridled lying could visit on anyone. Further that Bill later admitted to the sex with Monica Lewinsky saying that “Indeed, I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible." did not put much in their column for veracity. This mea culpa was not credible as he only came clean because of the blue dress otherwise it would have been one spin after another as has become their stock in trade. One thing that is blatant with Bill is that on his entire reported sexual escapade, he initially either flatly and adamantly denies that it ever happened or that it was consensual or that the "victim” came unto him. But has never come forth to admit and accept responsibility thereto – all with tacit approval or condoning attitude of Hilary. What a "worthy" pair of lying specimen of mankind the Clintons are?

The rest of William Jefferson Clinton’s experimentation with women is now history but Monica Lewinsky was not the first time that this “Billy goat” was caught with his pants down. Before Monica Lewinsky, there was Jennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick (an Arkansas nursing home operator told NBC's Lisa Myers that she was raped by Clinton in 1978 while volunteering in his then gubernatorial campaign ), Eileen Wellstone (19-year-old English woman who said Clinton sexually assaulted her after she met him at a pub near the Oxford in 1969). In 1972, a 22-year-old woman told campus police at Yale University that she was sexually assaulted by Clinton In 1974, a female student at the University of Arkansas complained that then-law school instructor Bill Clinton tried to prevent her from leaving his office during a conference. She said he groped her and forced his hand inside her blouse. She complained to her faculty advisor who confronted Clinton, but Clinton claimed the student ''came on'' to him. From 1978-1980, during Clinton's first term as governor of Arkansas, state troopers assigned to protect the governor were aware of at least seven complaints from women who said Clinton forced, or attempted to force, himself on them sexually. Carolyn Moffet (a legal secretary in Little Rock in 1979, said she met then-governor Clinton at a political fundraiser and shortly thereafter received an invitation to meet the governor in his hotel room. "I was escorted there by a state trooper. When I went in, he was sitting on a couch, wearing only an undershirt. He pointed at his penis and told me to suck it. I told him I didn't even do that for my boyfriend and he got mad, grabbed my head and shoved it into his lap. I pulled away from him and ran out of the room), Elizabeth Ward (the Miss Arkansas who won the Miss America crown in 1982, told friends she was forced by Clinton to have sex with him shortly after she won her state crown), Paula Corbin Jones (an Arkansas state worker, filed a sexual harassment case against Clinton after an encounter in a Little Rock hotel room where the then-governor exposed himself and demanded oral sex. Clinton settled the case with Jones recently with an $850,000 cash payment) Sandra Allen James (a former Washington, DC, political fundraiser says Presidential candidate-to-be Clinton invited her to his hotel room during a political trip to the nation's capital in 1991, pinned her against the wall and stuck his hand up her dress). Christy Zercher (a flight attendant on Clinton's leased campaign plane in 1992, says Presidential candidate Clinton exposed himself to her, grabbed her breasts and made explicit remarks about oral sex), Kathleen Willey (a White House volunteer, reported that Clinton grabbed her, fondled her breast and pressed her hand against his genitals during an Oval Office meeting in November, 1993). From this chronlogy of Bill's whoring, a developed pattern emerges, and all this women cannot be lying which has since been verified; that a single most strong collaborative evidence exists that Bill Clinton has a penchant for oral sex as could be deduced from all the testimonials of his victims most having some blow job performed or attempted on Bill.

That Hilary stuck to this abuser from late sixties when they first met till date including during the infamous Monica Lewinsky-gate scandal dumbfounded most observers. However recent happenstances has forced discerning mind to conclude that it is probably because these strange odd couple are yoked in lies and have lied to each other so persistently and for so long, on numerous occasions that they have become stuck together in their lies and lying ability and hence live in lie of a supposedly existing marriage.

Hilary lied again about dodging sniper fires in Tuzla Bosnia and was finally exposed as the other lying half of Bill Clinton, the master liar. Everyone that saw the CBS video news coverage of the alleged trip of Hilary to the Balkans will conclude that Hilary’s tale of sniper fire can only be absorbed with a suspension of disbelieve. A further research of Hilary past has proved that this presidential wannabe has not been straightforward in her accounts of what happened but has always painted and embellished her stories in a peculiar prism where she would rather have the story – far from reality. Our research also yielded a cache of other brazen lies told by her and with your kind permission lets go on a little excursion to memory lane of Hilary’s lying through her nose:-

Hilary Clinton claimed that she was named after the late Sir Edmund Hilary of New Zealand – the first man to conquer Mt. Everest but this myth has since been debunked as it was discovered that Hilary Rodham Clinton was named about five years before Sir Edmund Hilary achieved the feat of Mt. Everest which makes Hilary Rodham Clinton either a inveterate liar or a mere name dropper?

Secondly, Hilary Clinton claimed that on 911 that daughter Chelsea was around the grounds zero of the World Trade Center which has since been established to be another lie as Chelsea was woken up by a friend who advised her to tune in the television to witness what evil has descended upon New York City. Another of Hilary Clinton’s lie!

Thirdly, recently released records evidenced Hilary Clintons fervor at making sure NAFTA was passed but during her campaign in Ohio, repeatedly claimed that she fiercely opposed the passage of NAFTA by her husband’s administration. And while accusing the Obama’s campaign of feeding Canadian government a different version of his campaign stump speech of renegotiating NAFTA, it was later proved that it was her campaign that talked to Canada about their double speaks! Who lied? Hilary Clinton again and doing what comes naturally with the Clintons.

Hilary Clinton claimed that she played soccer as part of her inter murals during her high school days but this lie has also been discovered as her high school never had a soccer program during her days in the school. This is quintessential Clintons doing what they do best – bare faced lie!

Hilary Clinton also claimed to have been a Yankees fan all her life but she only recently became a New Yorker, hence debunking this lie of all her life.

That Vincent Foster of the White House Travel’s office allegedly committed suicide was a dummy sold to the world by the Clintons but being found dead in a rental belonging to Hilary leaves much to the discerning mind to decipher the veracity or otherwise of the alleged suicide and that her present campaign chair was seen so soon after Mr. Foster’s death with a pile of papers leaving Vin’s office adds to the thoery of non suicidal death of Mr. Vincent Foster. Was there a cover up as some conspiracy theorists will posit?

That Ron Brown Agricultural Secretary and a rising black man in the Democratic Party establishment mysteriously died in a plane crash while in an official State business trip in the Balkans leaves much to the inquisitive mind; more so since Bill Clinton was caught on camera very hearty, happy, gregarious and loquacious when the news broke that Ron is dead but on noticing the camera feigned sorrow and sadness. This speaks volume and only time will tell. Could this be the reason for their seeming desperation to stop Barack Obama from entering the White House? Could an Obama presidency carry out some inquiry to unravel the circumstances surrounding Ron Brown’s mystery death by plane crash? Could this possible inquiry implicate Bill Clinton and hence the use of Hilary as a cannon fodder to stop Obama one way or another, quoting Hilary’s own words from getting into the WhiteHouse?

Anyway, the good thing about lies is that it does not stand the test of time and sooner than later such lying scumbags are forced to ingloriously swallow hard on their vomit. Hilary Clinton blamed her most recent “misspeak” last week on sleeplessness and yet she is prepared to answer the 3.00AM phone call? When someone particularly a seasoned lawyer cum politician “misspeaks” on a particular issue consistently for about four times within a period of about four months, two possibilities exists:- either that the person is experiencing early stages of alzheimer's disease or some other age related infirmities of the brain or it was a deliberate attempt by that person to hoodwink the people into a preconceived viewpoint. Any other possibility or an in-between attempt at explaining it away will not and does not fly. After all on some of the occasion Hilary spoke about her “bravado” amidst sniper fire she was reading a prepared speech or using a teleprompter or appeared very much rehearsed. So misspeaking is a ruse and being sleep-deprived is a no brainier either. The Clintons lying ability is phenomenal and this we must all concede to them. they are the grand marshals of lying of our times.

Fortunately enough, American people understands these lying cheats very well and are resolute on not giving them another chance at the white house; and not after Bush Jnr have sanitized and disinfected the stains put there by Billy the goat. REALLY NOT THIS TIME AND PROBABLY NEVER IN OUR LIVES! The horrible thing with lying is the implicit arrogant questioning by the liar of the intellect or discerning prowess of the listener to the lies – maybe they are too dumb or unintelligent to detect my speaking on both sides of the mouth. We are not imbeciles and we fully well know when a concerted attempt is being made to pervert the truth; BUT NOT THIS TIME, THE CLINTONS! There is no way in a frozen hell that the Clintons will ever go back to the White House judging from the mood swing of the society as evidenced by the polls and the sooner they realize that impossibility the better for them. But with the Clintons nothing is too infra-dig for them to shy away from so try they will. One thing is however guaranteed – they will FAIL!

In conclusion therefore, while it takes two to tango, it takes lies to keep the Clintons married and together despite all the public drama which unfolds in their alleged marriage and before our eyes daily. Such a lying bimbo as Hilary Clinton must not and should not be allowed into the White House or matter of factly speaking any other public office again and it is the opinion of this blogger that Hilary Clinton be recalled from her Senate seat since she possibly lied herself therein! Such a lying cheat is not deserving of such a respected office as her continued presence in the public eye sends a bad message that it is ok to lie! This is not a pro-moral example and hence should be nipped on the bud now. AWAY WITH THE CLINTONS! NO MORE LIES!