GUN VIOLENCE IN AMERICA: FOR WHO THE BELL TOLLS NEXT.

Just five people shy of Sandy Hook elementary school mass shooting incident that claimed 26 lives, the Uvalde Texas Robb elementary school mass shooting at 21 victims, now ranks among the highest grossing gun carnage in America. It is sad that such frequent blood spilling has tragically become part of our culture as a society. May the souls of the killed now rest.

25th AMENDMENT: ITS NOW ALL CRICKET.

Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi once questioned former President Donald John Trump's fitness to remain in office due to what she claimed was his declining mental capacity. Does anyone know what Madam Speaker presently thinks about the incontrovertible case which America is now saddled with? Just curious!

WHO WILL REBUILD UKRAINE?

The West should convert frozen Russian assets, both state's and oligarchs' owned, into a full seizure and set them aside for the future rebuilding of Ukraine. Like the Marshal Plan, call it the Putin Plan.

A HERO IS BORN.

I am staying put. I will not run away and abandon my people. The fight is here in Ukraine. What I need are weapons and ammunitions, not a ride out of town like former Afghanistan President Ashraf Ghani - President Volodymyr Zelensky.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

"There is too much hate in America because there is too much anger in America." - Trevor Noah.

WORD!

A life without challenges is not a life lived at all. A life lived is a life that has problems, confronts problems, solves problems and then learns from problems. - Tunde Fashola.

NOW, YOU KNOW.

When fishing for love, bait with your heart and not your brain, because you cannot rationalize love. - Mark Twain.

JUST THE FACT.

In our country, you can shoot and kill a nigger, but you better not hurt a gay person’s feelings - Dave Chappelle

DO YOU?.

“What you believe in can only be defined by what you’re willing to risk for it." - Stuart Scheller.

HEDGE YOUR CRISIS.

Never get in bed with a woman whose problems are worse than yours. - Chicago PD.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

'The best way to keep peace is to be ready to destroy evil. If you Pearl Harbor me, I Nagasaki you.' - Ted Nugent.

OUR SHARED HUMANITY.

Empathy is at the heart of who we are as human beings. - Cardinal Matthew Kukah.

WORDS ON MARBLE.

"Birth is agony. Life is hard. Death is cruel." - Japanese pithy.

REPENT OR PERISH - POPE.

Homosexuality is a sin. It is not ordained by God, therefore same sex marriage cannot be blessed by the church - Pope Francis.

CANCEL CULTURE IS CORROSIVE.


FOR SAKE OF COUNTRY.


MAGA LIVES ON: NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER!

TWITTER IS BORING WITHOUT HIS TWEETS. #RestorePresidentTrump'sTwitterHandle.


WORD.

"If you cannot speak the truth when it matters, then nothing else you says matters.” - Tucker Carlson.

#MeToo MOVEMENT: A BAD NEWS GONE CRAZY.

"To all the women who testified, we may have different truth, but I have a great remorse for all of you. I have great remorse for all of the men and women going through this crisis right now in our country. You know, the movement started basically with me, and I think what happened, you know, I was the first example, and now there are thousands of men who are being accused and a regeneration of things that I think none of us understood. I’m not going to say these aren’t great people. I had wonderful times with these people. I’m just genuinely confused. Men are confused about this issue. We are going through this #MeToo movement crisis right now in this country." - Harvey Weinstein.


RON DELLUMS: UNAPOLOGETICALLY RADICAL.

"If it’s radical to oppose the insanity and cruelty of the Vietnam War, if it’s radical to oppose racism and sexism and all other forms of oppression, if it’s radical to want to alleviate poverty, hunger, disease, homelessness, and other forms of human misery, then I’m proud to be called a radical.” - Ron Vernie Dellums.


WHAT REALLY MATTERS IN LIFE - STEVE JOBS

“I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world. In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success. However, aside from work, I have little joy. Non-stop pursuing of wealth will only turn a person into a twisted being, just like me. God gave us the senses to let us feel the love in everyone’s heart, not the illusions brought about by wealth. Memories precipitated by love is the only true riches which will follow you, accompany you, giving you strength and light to go on. The most expensive bed in the world is the sick bed. You can employ someone to drive the car for you, make money for you but you cannot have someone to bear sickness for you. Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – Life. Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends. Treat yourself well. Cherish others.” - SJ

EVIL CANNOT BE TRULY DESTROYED.

"The threat of evil is ever present. We can contain it as long as we stay vigilant, but it can never truly be destroyed. - Lorraine Warren (Annabelle, the movie)


ONLY THE POOR WISH THEY HAD STUFF?

“I’m not that interested in material things. As long as I find a good bed that I can sleep in, that’s enough.” - Nicolas Berggruem, the homeless billionaire.

Showing posts with label the theatre of email-gate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the theatre of email-gate. Show all posts

Friday, July 8, 2016

COMING TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU, THE CLINTON EMAIL-GATE THEATRE GROUP.

Icheoku says in the spirit of the latest political-drama, the conclusion of the investigation of the Crooked One over her email-gate scandal, a little performance have been put together to satirize it. It is a short play performed by four actors and actresses as well as a supporting actor that make up the troupe. Members of the cast are President Barack Obama; Hillary Clinton; Attorney General Loretta Lynch, FBI director James Comy and of course Bill Clinton.

ACT 1: SCENE 1 - (Hillary Clinton enters the stage speaking)

Hillary - I did not do anything wrong. I did not send any classified emails using personal server. I have turned in every email that is work related to the investigating authorities.' (Hillary exits and in comes President Obama)

ACT 2: SCENE 2. - (President Obama enters the stage speaking)

Obama - Hillary is the most qualified person to be president. I will do everything within my powers to stop Donald Trump from ever becoming president. Hillary couldn't have done anything wrong and if she did, she did not have the required necessary intent to find her guilty. I hereby endorse Hillary Clinton for president. (Obama exits and in enters Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton)

ACT 3: SCENE 3: - (Bill Clinton in a dialogue with Loretta Lynch)

Bill - Loretta I happened to be passing through when i learnt you will be this way and I decided to wait to say hello.

Loretta: - "Hello Mr President, that was nice of you, Thanks for doing this; it means a lot to me that My President could find the time to do me such a great honor.

Bill - 'Not to worry Loretta; the pleasure is entirely mine.

Loretta - Of course Mr President, the pleasure is shared equally by me. So, how can I help you or is it your wife's matter?

Bill - Yes, Loretta, but before we get there, have you seen my grand kids? They are simply marvelous (pulls out his phone camera and scrolls to his grand children's pictures) Yeah, here is grand child 1 and the other just arrived a few short weeks ago. Aren't they awesome?

Loretta - Mr President they are indeed absolutely beautiful. I too have grand children or don't you know about that. (Loretta pulls her own picture phone and shows Bill her own grand kids)

Bill - Loretta, they are absolutely the epitome of black is beautiful. They are adorable. Now do you play or like playing golf?

Loretta - No Mr President, golf is not my thing. I am too busy  to pay attention or learn; although I do still find time to attend my sorority meetings. 

Bill - Loretta, anyway, the main issue that made me risk it all to see you is the she thing. Hope things are under control.

Loretta - My President, you need not worry as we got the telegraphed signal and things are under control. 

Bill - Ok, thank you Madam Attorney General. My wife and I will remember this when we eventually make it back to the White House, if ever we make it. Thanks, I will be dashing out now. Later. (Kisses her on the cheek)

Loretta - Mr President , have a safe trip. Bye. (Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch exit stage and sound of their plane engines taking off are heard) Then reenter Loretta Lynch with a drawn face, annoyed that the press found out about her meeting with Bill.

ACT 3: SCENE 4
Loretta - Yes, it is true, I met with former President Clinton for only 30 minutes. We talked about our grand children and golf. I will not do it again and I will follow whatever the FBI recommends. (Exits stage and in comes director James Comy) 

ACT 4 : SCENE 4
Comy - " the FBI have concluded their investigation of the email-gate scandal and despite the mountains evidence, the bureau have decided that Hillary Clinton should not be indicted. She did not have the "intent" required to commit the crimes, which she actually committed as I marshaled out here. However, no reasonable prosecutor will indict Hillary Clinton based on our findings. (Questions shouted across but the director will not answer as he leaves and in reenters Attorney General Lynch)

ACT 5: SCENE 5
Loretta - Yes America, as I said the other day that whatever the FBI recommends I will abide by it. Now they have recommended that there will be no indictment of Hillary Clinton. I respectfully adopt their recommendation because I don't want to be seen as an unreasonable prosecutor and in honor of my former promise to so do.  Hillary Clinton will therefore not be indicted and the matter is hereby closed. 

(Loretta exits and Obama and Hillary reenter the stage holding hands and singing kumbaya, free at last, free at last; at last I can now concentrate on beating Trump. Obama assures her that he will be with her all the way and will try to win back African American voters for her. The play comes to an end, lights goes out followed by rounds of  applause. Feet shuffling and people talking in small voices). 

Icheoku says only those unthinking 'Super Predators' will buy into the photo-op camaraderie between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and vote for Obama's third term through Hillary Clinton. Icheoku says enough; as it is time to punt to a different direction. Go Trump; Vote Trump and help make America great again.